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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I can't wait a longer. The White House line is ringing.
He's what we all say hail to. He has the
power because he takes a shower. Mister President, good morning, well, good.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning to you, pizza point of the beautiful day, you know,
like mister Rogers, I got it along very well with him.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, right, But it's
a beautiful day for ratings. It's a beautiful day. I
made his sweaters, by the way.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, ratings, of course always seem to be up on Friday,
and I just can't figure out why.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What a busy week, I don't Let's start with.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The Russia Russia, Russia, Tulsea gabber declassifying documents.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
This is very revealing.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Turns out they were they were anticipating Hillary winning, and
they were setting her up for a big scandal and fall.
But they sold just the opposite to the American people.
A media that was so curious and interested in a
lie now seemingly has no interest or curiosity in the truth.
What do you make of this and what would you
like to see for justice?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, I want to see these people locked up, right,
I want to see a beautiful mugshot from Barack. I
want to see it. I call him Barry, right, you know,
and we don't get along very well that much. I
can say I get along well with everybody except that guy.
But if he had a mugshot, right, it wouldn't be
as nice as my mug shot. You look at it,
and everybody calls it the Mona Lisa mugshots it was,
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which is really a tremendous mug It was a beautiful mugshow.
Nobody's ever seen a mugshot like that. But we want
to see justice. Excuse me, excuse me. Uh, you look
at crooked Hillary. You look at crooked We don't like
yelling at you, but we have to talk about it.
(01:49):
You look at crooked Hillary. She was on the tranquilizers, right,
and she told them and they threw her into the
van like a sack of a data. Nobody wanted to
talk about it. But she was having a lot of
problems and Putin knew it. Everybody knew it, and nobody
wanted to talk about it. Thankfully, we beat her and
(02:10):
that ended that story. But you know, she had a
lot of problems.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Joe Biden's gotten ten million dollars to write his memoir.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Don't you have to have a memory to write a memoir.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well, it's usually the operating word in memoir, his you know, memory,
But apparently, you know, you look at the her report,
he was an old man with a bad memory. Except
ten million dollars to write a book. What are discraps?
You know? Maybe the Fed, the Federal Reserve, they love
wasting money. Maybe they're the ones who gave him the
money to write the book. Who the hell does it?
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Really is a disgrace. You look at Crooked Joe. Maybe
he'll detail how many times he fell down the stairs,
maybe the Pope incident, Operation put Zerole, you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, maybe that will be in the memoir.
We'll see what happens. But he shouldn't be getting that
much money, that much we know, uch I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't know that we're ever going to get to
the bottom of the Epstein. I know there's the subpoena
of Glen Maxwell, there's the whole tug of war going on.
You're kind of like ready to move on. I think
the Obama is a much bigger story, but it has
led to a twenty million dollar lawsuit, and you are too,
And oh, CBS, you won. ABCU one is Wall Street
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Journal and Rupert Murdoch next.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, you look at the Wall Street Journal. They said
I doodled, right, They said I doodled the picture. I
don't doodle. I make masterpieces, right. I got along very
well with Bob Ross. We painted the happy trees, the
greatest the world is evident, and I called them Bobby.
I called them Bobby. You understand that, But we have
the happy trees. I also painted the Sistine Chapel. I
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did a tremendous job.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I did that.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I got along very well with Pablo Picasso, and I
got a look well with Vincent Vego. I got along
well with Salvador Dolly. You look at him, A surrella
streat guy, the melting, a lot of trimming, theous things.
But I do very well. I don't doodle, but you
look at it. You mentioned subpoenas, and I just want
to say this, nobody has the biggest subpoena. Then I
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do that much. I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I feel like I'm on edge. You keep yelling at me.
I feel like I'm getting in trouble today. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The visit to the Fed. What do you hope to
accomplish there?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Well, we're going to see I mean the light switches.
They spent a million dollars because there's no excuse for
having a two point five billion dollar renovation project. You know.
You look at the Buffalo Bills, the NFL football team,
and by the way, that stands for boy, I love
losing Super Bowls for rock stop. I have to say that. No,
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I have to say that. And by the way, Norwood
never would have missed that kick if I was the
head coach. But he missed it. Why right, you don't
want to do that. He missed it bad. A lot
of we call that type of kick a shankapottamus. That
was how Yeah, but you look at Norwood. You look
at Norwood. I don't I missed the kick. But the
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Bills are building a brand new football stadium. You know
the book two Boottoks band in a Buffalo can't be
OCALI is taking a lot of New York taxpay of
dollars and she's spending it on the stadium. But it's
only costing them two point two billion. It's costing the
FED more money to renovate their building than it's costing
the boy I love losing super Bowls to build a
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brand new football stadium. It's a distrace what's happening. And
he won't cut the rates. Jerome Powell too late, we
called them too late.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I call them Jerry.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He's a stupid guy. And he ordered cut the rates,
and he order to cut the you know what else,
he ort to cut the sugar on the iced tea
that he's doing with the administration, and he order to stop,
you know what, because if there's anything he's cutting, he's
like he's cutting the cheese. It stinks to I haven
it really is terrible. He ordered cut the rates and
help our country, but he's not doing that. Instead he's
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spending billions of dollars to renovate this building, millions of
dollars on a light switch. You want to be atended himself.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So I don't think it needs to be cut to
zero or one percent, but you would have thought it'd
be cut closer to two and a half or three percent.
Do you think embarrassing him even more or continuing the
fight is going to make him hold out?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
If so, why not just fire him?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well, we have to look at if we could fire him,
you know I'd love to fire him, but there's legal issues.
And you know all these judges, these judges, they love
to do these terrible things, right, they said that after
I bombed Iran, you had Boseburg come out and said
I had to unbomb Iran. These people are ridiculous. But
you look at Hell and his term is up in
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less than a year, and we're going to shame the
hell out of him, right, We're gonna shame him like
nobody's ever seen. And he's either gonna do it or
he's going to keep getting shamed. You look at his glasses,
by the way, he wears the same glasses as Rachel
Mancal Keith Oberman, Mark Cuban, Stephen Colbert, who recently got fired.
You know he cost them a lot of money. Yeah,
Stephen Colbert was hosting them forty million dollars a year.
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That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He toasted an entertainment shown. Yeah, and so.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Many people are out. But he didn't do very well.
And we're going to shame your own ball until he
plays ball. And if he doesn't play ball, he's going
to continue to get shamedly. Making fullying great again.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They're doing it Friday with forty seven we continued Japan, Indonesia,
the film people. We had three big deals this week,
but Japan was really big. As these tariff deals come in,
European Union might be next, and commitments with half a
trillion dollars of investment in the country.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
A lot of victories for you this week. It was
a victorious week.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, we did very well with Japan. You know, you
look at Japan. They didn't want to sign the deal.
They didn't want to take our rice, right, and that's incredible.
They're buying rice from us, and they had a lot
of rice in Japan, but they didn't want to take
our rice. And we gave them their rice, rice rice, baby,
tremendous thing. But they're taking it. And one of the
reasons why they're taking it is because, as I said
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to the prem Minister in Japan, I said, you better
take the rice. Well, we're gonna do Nagasaki all over again,
but we're going to call it Nagasaki and it's gonna
be horrible. We're gonna drop Chris Christie. He said, but
sir Donald San, please don't do that. And we just
he calls me Donald San. It's incredible. But we got
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the deal done. And they're spending a lot of money
in our country. They're taking our cars, They're going to
take our rice. Uh. And I also said, uh, you know,
maybe they should take some of our baseball players too.
We took show A. They should take some of our
baseball players. But show here does a tremendous job. I
taught him how to play. I taught him how to picture,
told him how to hit. But we made a tremendous
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deal with Japan and they're very happy about it, and
we're very happy about it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You were you were the one that told bay Ruth
hit left handed.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I taught him how to play baseball. I was the
one who told him how to play. I was the
one who told him to play baseball. By the way,
I was also the one who named Tiger Woods Tiger.
You know his name coming out was Eldrick. I said,
that's not going to scare anybody. Eldrick. That is Tiger.
He's strong, he's tough, he's gonna scare people. He's the
eye of the Tiger. And Tiger's father. I got along.
Willwood said that's brilliant, sir.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right, let's close with this. The Kennedy said Democrats
are upset. They said, you slipped in renaming the Opera
House to Milania, and they're all upset.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, we uh, we want to name a lot of
things after Malania. You know, we're looking at naming the
Statue of Liberty the Statue of Milania. Oh, you know,
you have Victoria's secret. You have Victoria's secret. We're gonna
call it Millennia's Secret. Nobody's as beautiful as.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That and change those managers. Right, Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
They're all gonna look like Malania. But we're naming a
lot of things after are. And by the way, a
lot of people want to name a lot of things
after me. You look at Mount Rushmore. They want to
put me on Mount Rushmore. By the way, I said,
we don't need to do that. I want my own mountain.
They're gonna call it Mount Trumpmore. It's a tremendous thing.
We already talked to John, We talked to South Dakota.
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Great people like I loove very well with the mountains.
They say they want us to be on there, our
beautiful face. But we're gonna rename that Kennedy Center Opera
House to the Milania Opera House or the what you
call it beautiful opera house, and the Democrats are very
upset about it because they don't like her, because she's
a more attractive first Lady than Michelle Obama or Jill.
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You know, you look at Jill, the fake doctor. She's
a fake doctor and she earned the cabinet meetings. But
Mlania is the beautiful She's the most beautiful verse Lady
of the world has ever seen. And we're gonna name
so many things after her. We're gonna name the opera house,
We're gonna name the Statue of Liberty. We're gonna name
so many beautiful things. Maybe a battleship, we'll see what happens,
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because she's a fearsome person. We are going to name
so many things after that. Maybe we'll rename the new
fan the new building after her. Because two point five
billion dollars. The only thing worked that much is Milania,
So you look at her, You're gonna do a lot
of naming that much.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Make make sure you see Mama La Kamala's name for
the piano bar.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
There you have it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Friday with forty seven, mister President.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Thank you so much, Thank you pizza boy. You have
a great day and congratulations
Speaker 3 (11:13):
On the ratings, Donaldson, I don't think that your think
called Donald's