October 27, 2022 • 7 mins
Hollywood hunks like Jared Leto and Brad Pitt are getting into the men’s skincare game… but should they?
Plus, B on the baby name trends that have gone too far.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
God, this is like thinking that the young kids have
their music these days. But I'm just gonna say kids
names there are. The kids names are not. So I'm
sitting next to a tailor, my producers and Morgan. My
name's weird. It's a Bethany. My daughter's name is Brennet's unusual.
I grew up was Jennifer, David, Michael, Rachel, Karen, Matt.
(00:33):
You know, Max was aggressive, That was not. Ashley came
way later, like that, you know, Savannah, Those types of
names came later. Chloe was later, Zoe was later, Alice
was later. Then you went through the phase of like
Edith and Mary, you went through the old names like
eleanor the old person names, the Harry's, the Eugene's, the
Larry's all that ship. Now we're into Tiger, Zebra, yaira Arlo, Jagger, Hunter, Dashed,
(01:00):
it should be Dashing and Dixon and daughter and like
it literally Apple and Brooklyn and I mean Sunshine and
Rainbow and fucking Pollywog and periwinkle. It is just Zeus.
We're gonna get into. We're gonna get into you know,
Confucius and Zeus and Aristotle soon like just now it's
just like someone says one thing and now it's apple, grapefruit,
(01:22):
Kiwi mango papaya. Naming my daughter star fruit. I mean,
it is so out of control, the names that my daughter.
There's no name my daughter could come home that would
surprise me. She's like, I do have a play date
with Shoelace this weekend. I mean, honestly, it's so crazy
the names. There are no There's not a Jennifer in
fucking sight. There's not a Karen. There's not a a Tina,
(01:45):
there's not a Stacey. It's just you know, plexiglass, I
had I had played it with plexiglass or you know, kumquat.
It's really unbelievable. I have to say, loose sight is
my new friend. She's coming over this weekend. There's nothing.
You just make it up. Just make up the fucking name.
Make it up, trapper keeper, look at the nearest thing
(02:10):
in your bedroom and decide what you're gonna name your child. Button, receiver, nab,
mirror brush, aerosol, balloon, neon. My assistant's fucking shaking her
head like you're the craziest which I ever saw in
(02:30):
my life. Sheering, Hey, yeah, Xerox is going to be
over at too, um and Charger is going to be
here right after. Okay, thank you so much. Cord. It's
Charge your coming with Cord because they like to hang
out a lot together. Are they gonna be together? What
about handling door? We called door Dora. She's an explorer.
(02:55):
Backpack I'll be over later because backpack likes to hang
out of door. We aren't those characters from the show. No, no,
they're religious names. It's a family name that you're watching TV. No, No,
I need my child. Netflix. We're having twins. What are
their names? Net and Flicks? Oh, okay, I have twins too.
They're called Who and Lou. Doesn't fucking matter. Name your
(03:16):
kid anything you want, Name your your name, your kids circumference,
name them langustein go to a restaurant, Oh, Basil, I
know there are kids name Basil. Really well. Named my
kids Cilantro. And because I had a cousin named Rosemary.
There was a famous movie one day when you're there
was a famous movie called Rosemary's Baby. She had a baby.
You know what the baby's name was? Fucking Cilantro. It
(03:39):
doesn't matter name or whatever you want, as I as
I used a scam. I'm gonna tell you why. Chia bowls,
overnight oats, soaked oats, medium oats, not semi soaked oats,
yogurt parfaits, coconut milk, yogurt, asa E berry bowl, flax parfaits,
(04:06):
eat a bowl of pasta, and asa E bowl is
like a kittie pool. It's a fucking jacuzzi filled with
sugar flavor like chocolate and coconut flakes and yogurt and
and and chia and choro and flex and flocks, and
it's got so much ship in that goddamn bowl. Eat
a bowl of truffle cream pasta. Look it up, check me, bitch.
(04:30):
Overnight Oh it's they're soaked oats, so they get even
smaller and more dense. You have to add more chocolate
chips and more shavings of nuts and more ship. It's
like the yogurt cover pretzels. There are oats underneath there,
but there's a fucking pile of caloric garbage. Asa E
bowls are a scam, and they're also a snack. It's
not even a meal after lunch. We're just piling ship
(04:51):
in a bowl and calling it healthy. There's too much
men's skincare. It's just stop trying to make fetch happen.
We're trying to make men's skincare happen. Skincare like a
Keels brand has done it right, like be across the board.
We need unisex, you know, just all of a sudden,
(05:12):
all these men are so fascinated with skincare. Jared Letto
is going to do a skincare routine. Is he gonna
put one of those like pink headbands on, pushes long
hair back and do a g r WM Get ready
with me with Jared Letto and Brad Pitt. Fucking take
a break with the skincare for men. It's it's a reach.
Just let's do the unisex Keels, non gender, non anything brands.
(05:35):
Just make it for everybody. But it seems like we
have nineties six men all jumping into the skincare. It's
awkward at best. It's the weirdest time to come into
a delineation and something that is not about men or
or women. We all have skin, we're all getting older,
we all get dark circles, we all get gray hair.
This is the time for a brand to be for
(05:56):
all humans. Not a women's skincare brand, not men's. It's
just so strange. Just as I'm walking into schools to
go to my daughter's volleyball games, and I see, you know,
people bathrooms. It's not girls, it's not boys, it's not men's,
it's not women, it's just humans. Now's the time to
run and be like men's skincare. You know, it's like
blue and pink for baby announcements are also archaic. Everything's
(06:19):
becoming archaic, And now's the time for all these A
list celebrities to awkwardly walk into men's skincare weird and
definitely a reach. Stop trying to make fetch happen? Bizarro
bizarro And I don't even know if Brad Kid is
not Brad Pitt. Probably the only thing that Brad Pitt's
not famous for being hot and we're looking about is
his skin. Now I'm only looking at Breadfitt skin. I'm like,
(06:40):
your skin is not that fucking great. And frankly, I
don't know what Jared Letto skins like. Are the seventy
five other men waltzing into skin Someone told them that
this was all the next uh alcohol brand? Who are
welcome everybody from George Clooney to everybody except for Ditty
and Sammy Hagar and Dan Accoyd who were prior to me.
What other than them, I was and I was the
(07:00):
first one to publicly do the smash and grab liquor job.
So everybody ran in, and all the men are running
in now with tequila brands, but the skincare stuff, it's weird.
God, this is like thinking that the young kids have
their music these days. But I'm just gonna say kids
names there are. The kids names are not. So I'm
sitting next to a tailor, my producers and Morgan. My
name's weird. It's a Bethany. My daughter's name is Brennet's unusual.
I grew up was Jennifer, David, Michael, Rachel, Karen, Matt.
(00:33):
You know, Max was aggressive, That was not. Ashley came
way later, like that, you know, Savannah, Those types of
names came later. Chloe was later, Zoe was later, Alice
was later. Then you went through the phase of like
Edith and Mary, you went through the old names like
eleanor the old person names, the Harry's, the Eugene's, the
Larry's all that ship. Now we're into Tiger, Zebra, yaira Arlo, Jagger, Hunter, Dashed,
(01:00):
it should be Dashing and Dixon and daughter and like
it literally Apple and Brooklyn and I mean Sunshine and
Rainbow and fucking Pollywog and periwinkle. It is just Zeus.
We're gonna get into. We're gonna get into you know,
Confucius and Zeus and Aristotle soon like just now it's
just like someone says one thing and now it's apple, grapefruit,
(01:22):
Kiwi mango papaya. Naming my daughter star fruit. I mean,
it is so out of control, the names that my daughter.
There's no name my daughter could come home that would
surprise me. She's like, I do have a play date
with Shoelace this weekend. I mean, honestly, it's so crazy
the names. There are no There's not a Jennifer in
fucking sight. There's not a Karen. There's not a a Tina,
(01:45):
there's not a Stacey. It's just you know, plexiglass, I
had I had played it with plexiglass or you know, kumquat.
It's really unbelievable. I have to say, loose sight is
my new friend. She's coming over this weekend. There's nothing.
You just make it up. Just make up the fucking name.
Make it up, trapper keeper, look at the nearest thing
(02:10):
in your bedroom and decide what you're gonna name your child. Button, receiver, nab,
mirror brush, aerosol, balloon, neon. My assistant's fucking shaking her
head like you're the craziest which I ever saw in
(02:30):
my life. Sheering, Hey, yeah, Xerox is going to be
over at too, um and Charger is going to be
here right after. Okay, thank you so much. Cord. It's
Charge your coming with Cord because they like to hang
out a lot together. Are they gonna be together? What
about handling door? We called door Dora. She's an explorer.
(02:55):
Backpack I'll be over later because backpack likes to hang
out of door. We aren't those characters from the show. No, no,
they're religious names. It's a family name that you're watching TV. No, No,
I need my child. Netflix. We're having twins. What are
their names? Net and Flicks? Oh, okay, I have twins too.
They're called Who and Lou. Doesn't fucking matter. Name your
(03:16):
kid anything you want, Name your your name, your kids circumference,
name them langustein go to a restaurant, Oh, Basil, I
know there are kids name Basil. Really well. Named my
kids Cilantro. And because I had a cousin named Rosemary.
There was a famous movie one day when you're there
was a famous movie called Rosemary's Baby. She had a baby.
You know what the baby's name was? Fucking Cilantro. It
(03:39):
doesn't matter name or whatever you want, as I as
I used a scam. I'm gonna tell you why. Chia bowls,
overnight oats, soaked oats, medium oats, not semi soaked oats,
yogurt parfaits, coconut milk, yogurt, asa E berry bowl, flax parfaits,
(04:06):
eat a bowl of pasta, and asa E bowl is
like a kittie pool. It's a fucking jacuzzi filled with
sugar flavor like chocolate and coconut flakes and yogurt and
and and chia and choro and flex and flocks, and
it's got so much ship in that goddamn bowl. Eat
a bowl of truffle cream pasta. Look it up, check me, bitch.
(04:30):
Overnight Oh it's they're soaked oats, so they get even
smaller and more dense. You have to add more chocolate
chips and more shavings of nuts and more ship. It's
like the yogurt cover pretzels. There are oats underneath there,
but there's a fucking pile of caloric garbage. Asa E
bowls are a scam, and they're also a snack. It's
not even a meal after lunch. We're just piling ship
(04:51):
in a bowl and calling it healthy. There's too much
men's skincare. It's just stop trying to make fetch happen.
We're trying to make men's skincare happen. Skincare like a
Keels brand has done it right, like be across the board.
We need unisex, you know, just all of a sudden,
(05:12):
all these men are so fascinated with skincare. Jared Letto
is going to do a skincare routine. Is he gonna
put one of those like pink headbands on, pushes long
hair back and do a g r WM Get ready
with me with Jared Letto and Brad Pitt. Fucking take
a break with the skincare for men. It's it's a reach.
Just let's do the unisex Keels, non gender, non anything brands.
(05:35):
Just make it for everybody. But it seems like we
have nineties six men all jumping into the skincare. It's
awkward at best. It's the weirdest time to come into
a delineation and something that is not about men or
or women. We all have skin, we're all getting older,
we all get dark circles, we all get gray hair.
This is the time for a brand to be for
(05:56):
all humans. Not a women's skincare brand, not men's. It's
just so strange. Just as I'm walking into schools to
go to my daughter's volleyball games, and I see, you know,
people bathrooms. It's not girls, it's not boys, it's not men's,
it's not women, it's just humans. Now's the time to
run and be like men's skincare. You know, it's like
blue and pink for baby announcements are also archaic. Everything's
(06:19):
becoming archaic, And now's the time for all these A
list celebrities to awkwardly walk into men's skincare weird and
definitely a reach. Stop trying to make fetch happen? Bizarro
bizarro And I don't even know if Brad Kid is
not Brad Pitt. Probably the only thing that Brad Pitt's
not famous for being hot and we're looking about is
his skin. Now I'm only looking at Breadfitt skin. I'm like,
(06:40):
your skin is not that fucking great. And frankly, I
don't know what Jared Letto skins like. Are the seventy
five other men waltzing into skin Someone told them that
this was all the next uh alcohol brand? Who are
welcome everybody from George Clooney to everybody except for Ditty
and Sammy Hagar and Dan Accoyd who were prior to me.
What other than them, I was and I was the
(07:00):
first one to publicly do the smash and grab liquor job.
So everybody ran in, and all the men are running
in now with tequila brands, but the skincare stuff, it's weird.
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