September 18, 2025 • 10 mins
Katie & Rach go on a boozy lunch where they are accused of being 'so millennial' by Katie's daughter. Meanwhile Rach's 12 year old witnessed all of the inappropriate antics as did HER SCHOOL FRIEND!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Apod Jake Production. Welcome back to another episode about I
Am Mad Mom podcast. We're almost at school holidays again.
(00:29):
I went on the weekend and bought a whole load
of lunchbox stuff for this week, right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, why do I That just popped in
my head up like we talked about this.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, So bought all this lunchbox stuff. I had a
busy weekend and so I was really quite proud of myself.
I was like, yes, you've nailed that. You've got it
all done. Oh if you go for your weekend and
then CALLI goes to me, Mum, why do you get
all that lunchbox stuff? We've got a study block this week,
we're going to be at home. I was like, oh,
are you kidding me? Because I am so big on
(01:05):
don't eat convenience food at home, Like we spend more
money on that prepackaged shit so that they can go
in lunch boxes. You could just slice cheese and have
cheese and at home.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Guess what's on special though, this week? Katie. I thought
of you when I bought it. Give pre sliced cheese,
not the big slices, the tasty ones like that, like
square ones. Yeah, I thought of you. I bought it.
I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I bought grated cheese the other day, and I just
really felt like it changed my life in that moment.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What because because you don't have to grate it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I hate grating cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I know, I hate grading anything. It's paining the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There must be like a machine that you can just
put it through and it grates it for you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, there is just something like, No. Mum loves buying
all those little contraptions. I tend to buy it, use
it once, and forget to have it. So but it's
like you put something like on it and it's no.
I think you have to use your head.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, and you know what I really hate. I hate
when you get Yeah, you didn't get your your nail
or your knuckle. You go enjoy your cheese sandwich. Just
got a little bit of shellac in it. But you know,
we're all about too many microplastics these days.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Worry guys, you won't choke on the shellac. It's actually
by the gradible. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My bad mom for over sharing. My kids are at
the age where they know everything, Like they watch stuff
on Netflix. I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Actually their age.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an expert in everything. But yeah, nothing,
I've never done it, but I'm an expert. You don't
know what I'm about to talk about. But you were
highly involved because we had a day out on Saturday.
We did the Samford Long Lunch, which seemed like it
was going to be such a lovely whole some day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, we had and we was. It was to start with,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We had catering, catering from Cantering Cold. We had a
group of ten people, really lovely ten people. I was
so excited about it and got there it looked like
it was going to rain. It was raining a bit
to the start, and it just really held off and
it stayed nice and didn't get cold until like later
on in the evening. I don't know what it was
(03:33):
in me in particular that just decided to go completely
wild that day. Like I was just when we were
talking about, oh, you know what drinks? Did you enjoy it?
I enjoyed all of them. You said, oh, I'm not
really feeling that, like I'm not really liking it. I
was feeling all of it, like I just I think
it's because I'd done the lunchbox stuff. And like I
felt like I was really nailing life. And I left
(03:57):
that day with my house tidy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, no, I get it completely.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
The washing machine was on, the dishwasher was on. I
was like, this is great, Like I'm coming back to
everything already done. What I was coming back to Rach
was being blind drunk by the end of the day,
and I had a moment where this is the bad
mumpart on the Sunday, I was looking at the like
(04:25):
when I say looking, I was like trying to open
my eyes and like focus.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You were recovering your what was it? They probably would
have been about eighty group.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So many videos. For some reason, we videoed absolutely everything.
So just to put it into context, it was a
very boozy day. At the end of it, Rach went
home because you had to get Elsie She's together presentation.
I was so confused by that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I was like, what are we doing? But it was
because everything was in Samford for me. So that's why
I probably didn't let go of the rains because I
knew I had a to get home by a certain
time be to be able to still make party pies
and see then get her to a netball presentation.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, and so in my mind I felt like everyone
went a bit wild, But on reflection, I think maybe
it was just me.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, no, no, there was a view in the pack.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So anyway, we've left the place where the lunch was,
and we're trying to work out where we're going to go,
like where do we go? Of course we have to
go somewhere after, like we have to keep this going.
And I called you, Yeah, I said, do you want
us to come to your house?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Or not? And well, maybe arned something else and you
went yeah, yeah, come to mind. I was like great,
And then you send a text message afterwards and went
but leave by eight, which made me laugh. I actually
filmed a little video, or we filmed so many videos,
I haven't done anything with them, but I filmed a
(06:03):
little video of us king up to your gate, going
Grace wants to leave by eight. We're not leaving by eight.
We're staying. So we've gone into your house and you're
doing the month thing you're making then and the whatever
you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I also had one other child still at home. I
still had Gracie there. Most of you didn't even know.
Actually we do know that Gracie was there because we
made it to a dance to one of the songs. Yeah,
did we remember.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I have then been watching some of these videos the
next day that are going in the group chat, and
I'm like looking at myself in the videos and I'm like,
oh my god, why did we film all of this?
Like I can't watch these.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I am the least least expected person to ever pick
up a phone and try and film shit. I never
do it. That's why when you girls all pull out
the cameras, I was like, stop, I don't want to
ever see this. And then I'm the opposite to you, babe.
I get all of the videos, I don't watch them,
watch them. I don't want to see myself thinking that
(07:08):
I'm Celine Dion. I don't want to see that. I
can't look back on that and think, fuck, you nailed that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I'm looking at some of these videos of us
behaving like highly inappropriately, and I noticed that Holly is
looking over my shoulder and she's like watching everything, and
I'm like, oh god no. When I like kind of
smiled funny, yah, we had a good day, she went,
(07:34):
oh my god, like rolled her eyes like millennial moms like,
I just love that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We need even a label of millennial moms, Lennie, let's
talk about just the bitches that know how to have fun.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yes, I was like, look how my bumb we had.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I hope she wasn't watching that one that your husband
and I constructed about the paddle, the gin paddle.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, so there was like a wooden paddle and tasting
gin tasting. I think, like, why tasted? You've got flights
and then you've got the little wooden cutout circles and
that's how it served to you. So it was a
gin flight yep. And so after the someone someone had
(08:19):
I mean I contribute to one of those. Then it
was left with the paddle with the hole cutouts. And
then you and my husband Jay decided, wouldn't it be
funny if it was.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Like a guess whose penis was in the hole? Maybe
saying it back now it might not be as funny,
but on the day now that it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was so funny in that moment. And then because then
what you both did is you've had a table improvising
seeing what you could put in each hole and what
one belonged, which man at the table, the consistency, the length.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like, the with the like had the color like.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And Holly's watching this video too, and I'm like, oh,
Jaye and I thought we were funniest, it so funny.
She's just like watching.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Might not have been funny for her, but might have
been a had to be their moment, but at the
time very funny.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
But the night quickly kind of went sideways. You know.
I think there's a couple of boobs.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Out mate mine, we're firmly away.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It was one of those occasions that you're like, wow,
go back twenty years and you'd go, oh, yeah, that's fine.
But I was like, oh my Jesus Christ, I'm a mother,
I'm a business owner.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So the lesson in this is if that thing had
not been out, you wouldn't even know how this shit happened.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Don't film it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Don't film it. Put them away, like you know, keys
in a bowl, phone in a bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And surround yourself with every everyone being the same level
of drunkness because some of them were not. And to
be honest, Rach, I blame them. Yeah, I blame the
sober ones. Yeah I thinks feel bad.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah I did feel bad at five am when I
had to wake up.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, let's have a look at what the worst part
of this is, then, is not my sixteen year old
daughter eye rolling at the millennial Mum's Gone Wild videos,
The fact that your twelve year old was in the
house hearing at all.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
All of it, and then a friend, her friend was over.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, what did her friend say to her parents?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh? No, she hasn't been back.
Apod Jake Production. Welcome back to another episode about I
Am Mad Mom podcast. We're almost at school holidays again.
(00:29):
I went on the weekend and bought a whole load
of lunchbox stuff for this week, right.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, why do I That just popped in
my head up like we talked about this.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, So bought all this lunchbox stuff. I had a
busy weekend and so I was really quite proud of myself.
I was like, yes, you've nailed that. You've got it
all done. Oh if you go for your weekend and
then CALLI goes to me, Mum, why do you get
all that lunchbox stuff? We've got a study block this week,
we're going to be at home. I was like, oh,
are you kidding me? Because I am so big on
(01:05):
don't eat convenience food at home, Like we spend more
money on that prepackaged shit so that they can go
in lunch boxes. You could just slice cheese and have
cheese and at home.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Guess what's on special though, this week? Katie. I thought
of you when I bought it. Give pre sliced cheese,
not the big slices, the tasty ones like that, like
square ones. Yeah, I thought of you. I bought it.
I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I bought grated cheese the other day, and I just
really felt like it changed my life in that moment.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
What because because you don't have to grate it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I hate grating cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I know, I hate grading anything. It's paining the ass.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
There must be like a machine that you can just
put it through and it grates it for you.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, there is just something like, No. Mum loves buying
all those little contraptions. I tend to buy it, use
it once, and forget to have it. So but it's
like you put something like on it and it's no.
I think you have to use your head.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, and you know what I really hate. I hate
when you get Yeah, you didn't get your your nail
or your knuckle. You go enjoy your cheese sandwich. Just
got a little bit of shellac in it. But you know,
we're all about too many microplastics these days.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Worry guys, you won't choke on the shellac. It's actually
by the gradible. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My bad mom for over sharing. My kids are at
the age where they know everything, Like they watch stuff
on Netflix. I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Actually their age.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an expert in everything. But yeah, nothing,
I've never done it, but I'm an expert. You don't
know what I'm about to talk about. But you were
highly involved because we had a day out on Saturday.
We did the Samford Long Lunch, which seemed like it
was going to be such a lovely whole some day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, we had and we was. It was to start with,
wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We had catering, catering from Cantering Cold. We had a
group of ten people, really lovely ten people. I was
so excited about it and got there it looked like
it was going to rain. It was raining a bit
to the start, and it just really held off and
it stayed nice and didn't get cold until like later
on in the evening. I don't know what it was
(03:33):
in me in particular that just decided to go completely
wild that day. Like I was just when we were
talking about, oh, you know what drinks? Did you enjoy it?
I enjoyed all of them. You said, oh, I'm not
really feeling that, like I'm not really liking it. I
was feeling all of it, like I just I think
it's because I'd done the lunchbox stuff. And like I
felt like I was really nailing life. And I left
(03:57):
that day with my house tidy.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, no, I get it completely.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
The washing machine was on, the dishwasher was on. I
was like, this is great, Like I'm coming back to
everything already done. What I was coming back to Rach
was being blind drunk by the end of the day,
and I had a moment where this is the bad
mumpart on the Sunday, I was looking at the like
(04:25):
when I say looking, I was like trying to open
my eyes and like focus.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You were recovering your what was it? They probably would
have been about eighty group.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So many videos. For some reason, we videoed absolutely everything.
So just to put it into context, it was a
very boozy day. At the end of it, Rach went
home because you had to get Elsie She's together presentation.
I was so confused by that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I was like, what are we doing? But it was
because everything was in Samford for me. So that's why
I probably didn't let go of the rains because I
knew I had a to get home by a certain
time be to be able to still make party pies
and see then get her to a netball presentation.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, and so in my mind I felt like everyone
went a bit wild, But on reflection, I think maybe
it was just me.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, no, no, there was a view in the pack.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So anyway, we've left the place where the lunch was,
and we're trying to work out where we're going to go,
like where do we go? Of course we have to
go somewhere after, like we have to keep this going.
And I called you, Yeah, I said, do you want
us to come to your house?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Or not? And well, maybe arned something else and you
went yeah, yeah, come to mind. I was like great,
And then you send a text message afterwards and went
but leave by eight, which made me laugh. I actually
filmed a little video, or we filmed so many videos,
I haven't done anything with them, but I filmed a
(06:03):
little video of us king up to your gate, going
Grace wants to leave by eight. We're not leaving by eight.
We're staying. So we've gone into your house and you're
doing the month thing you're making then and the whatever
you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I also had one other child still at home. I
still had Gracie there. Most of you didn't even know.
Actually we do know that Gracie was there because we
made it to a dance to one of the songs. Yeah,
did we remember.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I have then been watching some of these videos the
next day that are going in the group chat, and
I'm like looking at myself in the videos and I'm like,
oh my god, why did we film all of this?
Like I can't watch these.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I am the least least expected person to ever pick
up a phone and try and film shit. I never
do it. That's why when you girls all pull out
the cameras, I was like, stop, I don't want to
ever see this. And then I'm the opposite to you, babe.
I get all of the videos, I don't watch them,
watch them. I don't want to see myself thinking that
(07:08):
I'm Celine Dion. I don't want to see that. I
can't look back on that and think, fuck, you nailed that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I'm looking at some of these videos of us
behaving like highly inappropriately, and I noticed that Holly is
looking over my shoulder and she's like watching everything, and
I'm like, oh god no. When I like kind of
smiled funny, yah, we had a good day, she went,
(07:34):
oh my god, like rolled her eyes like millennial moms like,
I just love that.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We need even a label of millennial moms, Lennie, let's
talk about just the bitches that know how to have fun.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yes, I was like, look how my bumb we had.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I hope she wasn't watching that one that your husband
and I constructed about the paddle, the gin paddle.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, so there was like a wooden paddle and tasting
gin tasting. I think, like, why tasted? You've got flights
and then you've got the little wooden cutout circles and
that's how it served to you. So it was a
gin flight yep. And so after the someone someone had
(08:19):
I mean I contribute to one of those. Then it
was left with the paddle with the hole cutouts. And
then you and my husband Jay decided, wouldn't it be
funny if it was.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Like a guess whose penis was in the hole? Maybe
saying it back now it might not be as funny,
but on the day now that it.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was so funny in that moment. And then because then
what you both did is you've had a table improvising
seeing what you could put in each hole and what
one belonged, which man at the table, the consistency, the length.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like, the with the like had the color like.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And Holly's watching this video too, and I'm like, oh,
Jaye and I thought we were funniest, it so funny.
She's just like watching.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Might not have been funny for her, but might have
been a had to be their moment, but at the
time very funny.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
But the night quickly kind of went sideways. You know.
I think there's a couple of boobs.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Out mate mine, we're firmly away.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It was one of those occasions that you're like, wow,
go back twenty years and you'd go, oh, yeah, that's fine.
But I was like, oh my Jesus Christ, I'm a mother,
I'm a business owner.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
So the lesson in this is if that thing had
not been out, you wouldn't even know how this shit happened.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Don't film it.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Don't film it. Put them away, like you know, keys
in a bowl, phone in a bowl.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And surround yourself with every everyone being the same level
of drunkness because some of them were not. And to
be honest, Rach, I blame them. Yeah, I blame the
sober ones. Yeah I thinks feel bad.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah I did feel bad at five am when I
had to wake up.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, let's have a look at what the worst part
of this is, then, is not my sixteen year old
daughter eye rolling at the millennial Mum's Gone Wild videos,
The fact that your twelve year old was in the
house hearing at all.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
All of it, and then a friend, her friend was over.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, what did her friend say to her parents?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh? No, she hasn't been back.
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