August 7, 2025 • 8 mins
Katie sells a chair on Marketplace and ends up trauma-dumping on a stranger. Then somehow, it gets worse - a vasectomy, curious kids, and the family freezer that will never be the same again. Welcome to oversharing, parenting edition.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Apodjake Production. Welcome back to another episode of Am I
Have Had Mom? Podcast? I thought of you the other day, Rachel,
(00:28):
because I sold something on Facebook marketplace. Yes, I sold
what even was it? It was a chair. I sold
a chair and the girl came to pick it up
and she was running late because she'd been at work,
and I was like, no worries, and so I've opened
up the garage door when she got there, and I've
given her the chair, and I noticed that she's wearing
like scrubs and I was like, oh, do you work
(00:51):
at the hospital, and she went, no, I work at
a vet. And then it was when she said a
vet when I then looked at the scrubs and realized
there were cats and dogs all over it, and I
was like, are you fucking dumb idiot? You suggested she
was at the hospital, cats and dogs all over her clothing.
And I don't know what it was that was in
me rage that I then felt the need to talk
(01:14):
all about my dead cat. She's carrying the chair and
she's given me the money. She's carrying the chair out
of the garage. It's dark, it's late, and so I've
then felt the need to tell her all about my cat, yeah,
and how he was really sick and we paid eight
thousand dollars for an operation and then he died two
(01:35):
weeks later. And she's like looked at me, and I
could just say, I'm like, I've gone too far.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
She is she has the I don't give her fuck.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Face on that. She was really lovely and was like,
oh my goodness, I'm so sorry to hear it. So
I've kept going, rach, I'm still talking, but in my head,
I'm going shut up, for the love of God, just
give her the chair and let her go.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You're like holding the chairs, do it. You're like just
talking to her, and she's like, I just want a chair.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Bit he was only three. Like, I'm just playing it
over and over in my mind. The only way it
could have been any worse for her is if I'd
have started crying.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
She would have helped with that all day. Yeah. And
then there's Katie. She want to know about my cat. No, okay,
well let me tell you this story.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am never buying anything off marketplace ever again. Am
I bad mum four? Giving them too much information?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm so excited about this topic.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
So I don't really need to be careful around what
the girl's here anymore, you know, swearing they watch whatever
on Netflix. I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hopefully not The Hunting Wives.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Probably, And so Jay, my husband Jay, went in and
had a sect to me. Yeah last week, bluffy guy,
which is it's just funny. I think it got to
the point where you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's just funny.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
There's not even a remnant of smile or laughter on
your face.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I got to the point, Rache where I was like,
I've been taking the pill since I was sixteen years old. Yeah,
and the more I read about it, and the more
I listen to and you know me, every podcast I
listened to, I believe what they say.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, We've discussed this many of times.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I'm always buying supplements and shit that. I go
through stages of going we don't need supplements. If we've
got a good enough diet, then that should be enough.
And then I go through a stage I listen to
something I go, oh, I need to buy magnesium. I
need to get vitamin D supplements. I need the whole thing.
What's the thing I heard of the other day Colosseum
(03:57):
does it anyway? I was like, I need that. I
don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's definitely not that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But yeah, I'm definitely the person that's that is what
I need. I've listened to that podcast and she is right.
Who is she? I don't know, but she is definitely right.
Do you need any more research on that? Nope, she
said it on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Listening I'm all ears. Let me know.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I got to the point where I was like, I
really don't want to be taking a pill anymore. I
don't think it's very good for me.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So the part that comes into play with the telling
them too much information. I said, Dad's got a procedure
procedure and they were like, what do you mean a procedure?
Like what's he having done? And I was like, oh Jesus,
they're going to think he's having some kind of plastic
surgery or hair plugs. As I just came out and
(04:48):
he's having a missect to me and they looked at
me and they were like, what, Yeah, he's having a
resected me. And so he's gone in for it, he's
come out, he had to have an actual be put
to sleep, just because it's a bit more complicated. But
we've gone home home and now the days following this,
(05:09):
I hear the girls go, hey, Dad, hay your bulls
and Jay's gone, oh yeah, you know, a bit sore,
but not too bad. And my husband Jay is definitely
the person that gives too much information, like he is
inappropriate at the best of times.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I mean, like his conversation to me it started
about I said, your shirt looks lovely, and then he
told me about his new genes that he purchased, but
he has to be careful because his balls might be.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So and I was like, I'm sorry, I just want.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To say, you have a nice shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I did not sign up for this conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Why is your shirt taking me to your balls now?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And so I'm listening to this conversation between the girls
and Jane and I'm like, in my mind, I'm going stop,
you're giving them too much. They're asking all these questions,
how are your balls? Are they bruised? I was like, Okay,
this is definitely a case of too much information. I've
giving you too much information. Now as a mum, I
(06:16):
am sat back and we have enough mum gil as
it is and questioning over our parenting. I'm now sat
back hearing my children talking to my husband about the
state of his testicles, thinking you've told them too much.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, but it's no different to my children sitting at
the dinner table questioning their father over where they come
from and the idea that they come from his balls.
And I was like, look like it actually makes me.
And then I sort of looked around and was like,
why are you two talking like this? And they're like, oh,
(06:54):
we were talking about it when you're away.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And I looked at Sam. I was like, what is
fucking wrong with you? The ten and twelve idiot?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And he's like, well, it's like a life.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It might be a fact of life, but surely there's
a time and a place, not at the dinner table
talking about your sperm.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
There wasn't a page in the Where Did I Come From?
Book that talked about babies coming from the bullsacks? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
What made you go? How was your day to day?
Did you know that you came from my bullsack? What
the fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
How's your state going?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Good? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do you want to learn about my ballsack?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, fuck me, what's wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Too much information?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I know?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But then your girls are at the other like they're
wanting to know the information.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, the problem now they've got an issue with So
he's been using frozen piece, frozen peas and zip lock
bags keep the swelling down. And now the girls have
got an issue with the freezer and with anything in
there that touch dad's bulls. No, Dad is not having
(08:09):
peas every in it for the rest of my life.
I will never have peas again.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Out of our freezer at least, like but it's gonna
be okay if you're in a restaurant or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The girls are like.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Absolutely absolutely not, no peace. Why are you having peas?
Cut to like ten years later, they're on a date.
I can't have the pizza. Sorry, no peas. Why not
because my dad used to put them on his bulls
to stop the swelling, And I can never eat peas again.
They're gonna be scarred. They're canna be scarred.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There's no trauma in that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The bulls are carred bulls, cards, The kids are card.
The bulls are God. What did you do today?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This will be my exact conversation, Katie Grace. You're getting cut.
What did you talk about on podcast today?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Balls for the whole time
Apodjake Production. Welcome back to another episode of Am I
Have Had Mom? Podcast? I thought of you the other day, Rachel,
(00:28):
because I sold something on Facebook marketplace. Yes, I sold
what even was it? It was a chair. I sold
a chair and the girl came to pick it up
and she was running late because she'd been at work,
and I was like, no worries, and so I've opened
up the garage door when she got there, and I've
given her the chair, and I noticed that she's wearing
like scrubs and I was like, oh, do you work
(00:51):
at the hospital, and she went, no, I work at
a vet. And then it was when she said a
vet when I then looked at the scrubs and realized
there were cats and dogs all over it, and I
was like, are you fucking dumb idiot? You suggested she
was at the hospital, cats and dogs all over her clothing.
And I don't know what it was that was in
me rage that I then felt the need to talk
(01:14):
all about my dead cat. She's carrying the chair and
she's given me the money. She's carrying the chair out
of the garage. It's dark, it's late, and so I've
then felt the need to tell her all about my cat, yeah,
and how he was really sick and we paid eight
thousand dollars for an operation and then he died two
(01:35):
weeks later. And she's like looked at me, and I
could just say, I'm like, I've gone too far.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
She is she has the I don't give her fuck.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Face on that. She was really lovely and was like,
oh my goodness, I'm so sorry to hear it. So
I've kept going, rach, I'm still talking, but in my head,
I'm going shut up, for the love of God, just
give her the chair and let her go.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You're like holding the chairs, do it. You're like just
talking to her, and she's like, I just want a chair.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Bit he was only three. Like, I'm just playing it
over and over in my mind. The only way it
could have been any worse for her is if I'd
have started crying.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
She would have helped with that all day. Yeah. And
then there's Katie. She want to know about my cat. No, okay,
well let me tell you this story.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I am never buying anything off marketplace ever again. Am
I bad mum four? Giving them too much information?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm so excited about this topic.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
So I don't really need to be careful around what
the girl's here anymore, you know, swearing they watch whatever
on Netflix. I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hopefully not The Hunting Wives.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Probably, And so Jay, my husband Jay, went in and
had a sect to me. Yeah last week, bluffy guy,
which is it's just funny. I think it got to
the point where you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's just funny.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
There's not even a remnant of smile or laughter on
your face.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I got to the point, Rache where I was like,
I've been taking the pill since I was sixteen years old. Yeah,
and the more I read about it, and the more
I listen to and you know me, every podcast I
listened to, I believe what they say.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, We've discussed this many of times.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, I'm always buying supplements and shit that. I go
through stages of going we don't need supplements. If we've
got a good enough diet, then that should be enough.
And then I go through a stage I listen to
something I go, oh, I need to buy magnesium. I
need to get vitamin D supplements. I need the whole thing.
What's the thing I heard of the other day Colosseum
(03:57):
does it anyway? I was like, I need that. I
don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's definitely not that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But yeah, I'm definitely the person that's that is what
I need. I've listened to that podcast and she is right.
Who is she? I don't know, but she is definitely right.
Do you need any more research on that? Nope, she
said it on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Listening I'm all ears. Let me know.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I got to the point where I was like, I
really don't want to be taking a pill anymore. I
don't think it's very good for me.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So the part that comes into play with the telling
them too much information. I said, Dad's got a procedure
procedure and they were like, what do you mean a procedure?
Like what's he having done? And I was like, oh Jesus,
they're going to think he's having some kind of plastic
surgery or hair plugs. As I just came out and
(04:48):
he's having a missect to me and they looked at
me and they were like, what, Yeah, he's having a
resected me. And so he's gone in for it, he's
come out, he had to have an actual be put
to sleep, just because it's a bit more complicated. But
we've gone home home and now the days following this,
(05:09):
I hear the girls go, hey, Dad, hay your bulls
and Jay's gone, oh yeah, you know, a bit sore,
but not too bad. And my husband Jay is definitely
the person that gives too much information, like he is
inappropriate at the best of times.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I mean, like his conversation to me it started
about I said, your shirt looks lovely, and then he
told me about his new genes that he purchased, but
he has to be careful because his balls might be.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So and I was like, I'm sorry, I just want.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To say, you have a nice shirt.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I did not sign up for this conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Why is your shirt taking me to your balls now?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And so I'm listening to this conversation between the girls
and Jane and I'm like, in my mind, I'm going stop,
you're giving them too much. They're asking all these questions,
how are your balls? Are they bruised? I was like, Okay,
this is definitely a case of too much information. I've
giving you too much information. Now as a mum, I
(06:16):
am sat back and we have enough mum gil as
it is and questioning over our parenting. I'm now sat
back hearing my children talking to my husband about the
state of his testicles, thinking you've told them too much.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, but it's no different to my children sitting at
the dinner table questioning their father over where they come
from and the idea that they come from his balls.
And I was like, look like it actually makes me.
And then I sort of looked around and was like,
why are you two talking like this? And they're like, oh,
(06:54):
we were talking about it when you're away.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And I looked at Sam. I was like, what is
fucking wrong with you? The ten and twelve idiot?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
And he's like, well, it's like a life.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It might be a fact of life, but surely there's
a time and a place, not at the dinner table
talking about your sperm.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
There wasn't a page in the Where Did I Come From?
Book that talked about babies coming from the bullsacks? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
What made you go? How was your day to day?
Did you know that you came from my bullsack? What
the fuck?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
How's your state going?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Good? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do you want to learn about my ballsack?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, fuck me, what's wrong with these people?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Too much information?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I know?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
But then your girls are at the other like they're
wanting to know the information.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well, the problem now they've got an issue with So
he's been using frozen piece, frozen peas and zip lock
bags keep the swelling down. And now the girls have
got an issue with the freezer and with anything in
there that touch dad's bulls. No, Dad is not having
(08:09):
peas every in it for the rest of my life.
I will never have peas again.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Out of our freezer at least, like but it's gonna
be okay if you're in a restaurant or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
The girls are like.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Absolutely absolutely not, no peace. Why are you having peas?
Cut to like ten years later, they're on a date.
I can't have the pizza. Sorry, no peas. Why not
because my dad used to put them on his bulls
to stop the swelling, And I can never eat peas again.
They're gonna be scarred. They're canna be scarred.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
There's no trauma in that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The bulls are carred bulls, cards, The kids are card.
The bulls are God. What did you do today?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This will be my exact conversation, Katie Grace. You're getting cut.
What did you talk about on podcast today?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Balls for the whole time
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