Gerald "Slick" Johnson

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Up, y'all, is your girl Tory Worries Tory Cart You are.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Told in.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I've been to a few Disney Park you went, I've done,
I did, I said the other day in it, and
you say, dance?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
What do you masturbate a lot?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
If you don't have a party, I have to get
my butt cut open. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was like yo, man Toy said, fire was not
coming home in the way he should have been coming
home that mother fire.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I got. What's up, y'all?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Is your girl Tory Hard here with another episode of
brutally Honest coming to you straight from Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And today.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I got one of the most influential men on the
West Coast, Black Jesus. He was out here saving souls.
He's still out here doing that, save the souls, saving holes,
saving hoes. We're gonna talk about that, Okay. Can we

(01:14):
please give it up and make some noise for mister Jerrold.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Call me no Brown, John Gotti, king yourself, King of West.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Johnson.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Hey, hey, hey, Torri, that slick copon that was you know,
that was a different time in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That was you know my rap name now was when
I was young and ignorance.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
You know, a lot of you know, my era, a
lot of the lot of the rappers like to like
to emulate the whole Italian crime boss thing, you know,
and I was. I was no different. But you know,
I got a little older to realize how Pa Paul
probably really didn't like me. So I just used my
grandfather's name.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Jerry, So now it's okay, it's Gerald Johnson. Yeah,
so you just go by Johnson.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
But we don't even know. Johnson might have came from
the white Man too.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm sure it did. I'm sure it did. But I
got it for my grandpa. Okay, So who he got
it from is on him.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
He just said, you know what I'm taking with? Grandpa
said yeah, okay, So Gerald, yes, ma'am. But I can
still say sleep right.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Absolutely so early, sound right, she said, Gerald. So she
about to tell over nigger.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Gerald, I ain't never been no snitch.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know just the tone of your voice saying
nigga first name.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, I promised, I ain't no snitch. I don't tell
him nobody.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Now you fulfil that? Yeah, you fulfeel it the city
where there is no brotherly love. So I know you
ain't doing it. We are the same of brotherly love.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I went to Philly one time, man. I know I
can't just base my my whole opinion on one time.
But I went to Philly during the Finals when the
Lakers was playing the Sixers, and I didn't realize how
totally engulfed and enthralled the Philadelphia residents were enamored with
their team, so much so which they wanted to touch

(03:22):
and grabbing Mike jersey.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I had on a fresh shack jersey and they
touching my ship. I'm like, you're touching me my nigga
who was at the first Union Center and was swimming
to go up there.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't even know because I've been in l A
a long time.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
There wasn't they playing Philly.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Man. W was up there, man, and the news reporter
talked to me, And it didn't strike me until I
got on the plane on the way home. The dudes
reporter asked me, aren't you afraid? Be afraid of Yeah,
but you know, the Philly fans were touching the jersey.
They was being real pushy. It was being real push brother.
They wasn't giving me no brotherly love. I wasn't getting no,

(04:00):
sisterly loved neither. I met this Q love this little
chicken fish. She was beautiful, beautiful, nice honey, honey honey complexion,
beautiful body, beautiful eyes, beautiful face.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Ooh, she was shaped like a brick house.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Then Fitch pulled out a forty ounce and turned that
motherfucker straight twelve o'clock.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I said, no, I got to go. I got to go,
did you said?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
She pulled out a forty ouce and turned twelve o'clock.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And said, listen, okay twelve o'clock. Damn okay, sleep No,
I bet that throat was you must have been, I
must have been.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Did you get a cheese steak?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I actually did, Actually I got corrected. It's not a
Philly cheese steak in Philly, it's a cheese steak, cheese steak.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes, did you get the whiz?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes? I love the whiz? You got the whiz? Where'd
you go?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Because I'm gonna find out if he.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Really I don't remember. It was about an Eagle stadium somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
You didn't go to the right place, sleep, Yeah, if
it was by the Eagle stadium, you did not go
to the right place.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're supposed to go to Max's. Okay, explores. Then so
next time you go to Philly, you don't have to
go with me.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
We shall street out there. Broad Street?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Saw yeah, broad Street.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That ain't out of freeway on broad Street. I was freeway.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh he was in South Philly, Yeah, because you know
he is from south Field.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, cool? Did y'all turn up? I mean it was
just briefing me.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
You know what I'm saying, just you know, a little salitations,
you know what I'm saying, welcome to the city, games,
games from love.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
See that was brotherly love. Yeah, I mean from him
because he's a Muslim. But you're not Muslim.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
No, but Muslims is peaceful people, and they gonna treat
you right, you know, uh Muslims.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
You know. Never mind.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't want to talk for it because this.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is I don't.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
I don't, yeahs, because we're all centers.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's all centers. I go bear back and shit, I
mean we're real service, real centers.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I haven't send it a long time.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
He ain't living.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, I haven't send it a long time. And when
I say a long time, I mean like fifteen minutes. Okay, yeah,
be like yeah, yeah, fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It sounds like me, I ain't so slick.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You are from Los Angeles, California.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
No, No, I was born Okay, I'm from Los Angeles,
California by way of Arkansas. I was born in Arkansas.
I lived in Arkansas when I was ten years old.
My mother remarried and relocated us here, and I grew up.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
In La Wow. Okay, so that's a formative years though. Yeah,
we talked about Arca. What part of Arkansas A.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Town called Dumas, dun As, Dumas just about big as
your glass.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, is your family still there?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
My father still there?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Your dad? Okay? Do you ever go back to Arkansas?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I was just there last year.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
So what are they doing in Arkansas?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Nothing? They still like having barbecues and they live. They living,
you know, they having barbecues.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
They have been loving life, you know what I mean,
because you know, probably not as much activity as here.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
But you know, I'm been to ark He ain't missed it.
To Winston. I don't know. Walmart is like you know, yeah,
you're gonna come across from amazing Walmarts in Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Okay, So why do you say that Arkansas has the
most amazing walmarts.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Why would you say that because Benville, Arkansas is the
home of Mark or Walmart.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Sum you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
So if you if you have a travel well, I
mean you travel, But if you go to these walmarts
in these different states, these Walmarts in California has push
the five, They're horrible. You go to some of the
walmarts in Texas down south, this whole super centers down there.
Niggas hang out at the Walmart. Biggas be meeting baby
mama's at the Walmart.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, that is a fact. I got a whole fit
for a movie that I did with my.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Producer, Okay, which is coming out soon. I don't want
to get a name because it's probably gonna change. It
is probably gonna be a too By movie.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't know, just hit.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
But I don't like the Tooby Slammer. I don't like
the too I love to be I love Tooby too.
I don't like Tooby Slammer people.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Man, I'm just saying that I can't because I know
the name is going to change.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Squirrel Films, which is one of the you know, biggest production. Yes,
they tried to get me naked in the movie Slip.
They tried to get me naked.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was like, no, this is a horror film.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Why are you trying to show me? Make me show
my titties. This is a horror film.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I war nothing like balance it out. You be running
the titties. Be balances like titties then.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Right, blood titties, nipples and blood.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, but no, I was like, nah, y'all not paying
me enough to show my titties in this film.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
They tried to get me to.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Put my balls on camera one time when I was like,
Who's day the Hollywood?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
And I was gonna do it, but you know they
needed a wide ain't gonna lands. They always that's I
don't play basketball tour? Why not?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Because I was diagnosed with a medical but this when
I was young, balls, Yeah, I will. It's called dia testables. See,
I can't really jump that high. My bass was like
thirty thirty pounds. I shouldn't need to be talking like
this to you right now because of what's going on,
because it's a real sense of the subject. I heard
like five out of every seven brothers suffered from elephant

(09:33):
titus other testacles, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
And I think this is something that people ain't really
talking about enough and break to the.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Forefront because his brothers aret here suffered every day with
these big heck gass nuts.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Maybe brothers just need to release that ship because you know,
it's like, you know, balls carry on a sperm.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
So maybe if they just go ahead and release.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It like the low, well maybe if they maybe Mama's
use they for the right things.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Get released properly, because you can't just go shooting shitting
rags and pack the towels and shit. Man.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You know what I'm saying, I once had a friend.
What tell me what happened with his friend?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
I was gonna say, I had a lot of fun.
She had to throw smooth as a belve with glove.
I've never seen anything like that before. And I used
to love just making her my little life receptable. But
you know what I'm saying, She had met, she had ment.
She fell in love with this nigga can get manager
of this pet store ass nigga?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And I was like, man, she fell in love with
the pet store manager?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, cause you know why sleep one of them tender niggas,
One of the niggas is coming with the little little
dogs and shit may fuck that dogs.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
No, dogs are fucking the men's best friend. Dogs are fluffy,
they're happy, and she just wanted some happiness.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's what that's. I even say nothing.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I'm just saying sleep. I mean, because you got your
Death Road sweat suit on. Maybe she just was like,
I'm not trying to die.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I feel real roads right now. Shout out to the
dog man, Shout out to the dog Death Road records man.
Get my nigga outs of the crime, all.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right now you wait, Okay, so you're a West Coast legend.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
That's they That's what they say. I mean, who was that?
These young niggas. But it's just because they just remembered
me for so long, Like I've been like a stapling.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
A lot of these young niggas life like your young
niggas grew up, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Seeing my station gallae body, mama bedroom door.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
So you was you was taking food, you know, you
was like, listen, little young lady, you need to eat.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Here's goring Hamburg.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yet we stopped by with a little bucket of chicken.
That's what cares. She still had the buckets of chickens. Right,
I'll slide through the.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Buckets of chicken like six biscuits and ship here y'all eat,
telling me all at your mama.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, okay, so you out here feeding the community. So
you're a philanthropist.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, West Coast legend for lath.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Fill some way.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Let's talk about death row slave. Look, because you're gonna
try to I know what you're gonna do. You're gonna
try to talk all your ideologies on me all night.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
But you're not getting away trying.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
No, but you're trying it.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, you're trying it. I'm gonna let you get it off.
I'm gonna let you get them big balls that you
talk about that.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You have off. Okay, motherfuckers. You know, I had this
specially designed crush for the motherfuckers. It's like it's like
they sit in.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
The cradle and the crust come down on the wheel.
It was cool, but I had to get my pants
off to the fifth wheel.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
So I just be like, fucking do you have them
in a cast because you know you can get your
boss casting.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh no, no, I just take like, I just take like,
I'm gonna send you that information so you can get
your boss cast. I just I just wrapped my shit
around my leg with golfs. Fuck you, Corey, I mean,
damn like I ain't Corey Hogo shit, I didn't know.

(13:11):
I wasn't girl you a farm Come on?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, I know because Corey Hog would be talking about
me sometimes.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
So like it's seeing the tea in this jam o
right here, I'm on this game with it fixed that.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
He's said, no, no, no, just clay some girl down
a little bit, and it's a sound man over there
making sure right bitch, I.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Watched you a little You're set up right here.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
This is really elegant, you know, especially considering where we at.
I ain't gonna say it. I ain't saying well, it's
like I was like it was like folk chalk outlines
right there in my thought.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That is a lot clean are.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
First of all, it has been gentrified. This neighborhood is gentrified.
And this is a black owned establishment.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I still support black people too. This is a black
owned establishment. Yes we are here, Violet Newir Okay, but
is that how you say it?

Speaker 6 (14:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Violent? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yes, you know we still got to support because you know, listen,
I know we used to all the blacks.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Being supported in Atlanta, but we gotta support in La too.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I agree, I agree, definitely, we gotta support. Man.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
I think we need more like minded people to come
in and support each other's. Just like all the other
groups of racial groups of people. You know, they get
together and they rally with each other, and yeah, you know,
it's always gonna be shipped between them.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know, brothers fight, families fight, but for the most part,
we fight too much. Man.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
We gotta start loving each other and support each other man,
because we're driving Fords.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
To New World. Yeah, and that's why we're here. You
see them, bitch, because I'll be saying shit, that's real.
You don't want to listen because your mama be telling
you that I ain't shit, but I thought it. I
talked about Pitch. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Okay, somebody gave him.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I'm talking about baby Mama.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know she don't got no beef with you. She
loves you, all right, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Okay, So so can we talk about Black Jesus, because
do you first of all, when you got the role
of Black Jesus, did you realize how big that was
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
No, when I got the roll of Black Jesus, we
was doing sketches.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It was a sketch It was a sketch series part
of a larger series, so it didn't might come as
like yo's.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
TV show, you want to do the TV show? Though
we did the sketches, and the sketches were kind of
like a feeler.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
That arab when we were put out for the world that,
you know, and the collective of sketches, and you know,
people kind of gravitated to it, and I think adult
swimming happened, you know, far sterring it for quite a
while or at least paying attention to it, and once
it came down. You know, Aaron had been working in
his magic. That's Aaron Macruder. Yeah, he's been working his magic,

(16:17):
and you know, he worked as a deal and came
telling me we got a deal. Shoot that finding.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I was like, yes, I got a phone. My baby
mama said, bitch, don't you never talk to me?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Damn what you Okay, I'm just talking because I'm like,
sleep down these baby mamas.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Like I'm just talking shit. I love I love my baby.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
How many baby mamas you got three? Three? Okay? And
how many kids you got five?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Five? Okay? I love all my baby mamas.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
When I be talking shit about them, I'm just rolling
all three of them together and just.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
The worst of all the worst of them all, And
I just put them all in one. And you know
what I'm saying, that's that's her.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
But we got to talk about you know that, you
have to start loving your baby, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Like, because they gave me, they gave me life.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm the five time baby daddy champion five times?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Five times?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Why five times? I got five kids?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I know that, But I mean, like, why would they say,
would they say that you're like the champion baby daddy?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
The fuck would they say? They say? I'm the champ,
the champion.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Looking more my love picture and I was in my
little champ will shoe you all my trophies I have,
I put all my little trophy celebrations together, but all my.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Trophies at one time, with all my trophies at one time.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wait, nigg you got five? Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh this is all you? Yeah, sli troies.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I love this, can y'all.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'll say it to you. Put it on the camera.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is actually in the delivery room for every delivery.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah. Uh, I had to be there. I had to
be there so you are here a real dad. I'll
try to be because you know, at the end of the.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Day you said you was what it's the pathy, but
the fact that you own up to that, because there's
a lot of men out here that do not own
up to that, and that's a big responsibility.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
So you can did that.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm big on that.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I like to say that I'm in perfect good present.
You know what I'm saying. You know, I'm sure my
kids now they mama's doing. I had a lot of
gripes about a motherfucker about you know, shortcomings or whatever,
but I you know, now I've been in the games
from day one.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Ain't nobody gonna make all the right decisions.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
But you know, I just hope today grow up and realizing,
you know, possibly did down with them right, and even
when I ain't want to, because there's a whole lot
of bitches out here that I wanted to go fuck with.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I had with your ass.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
It's cool though it should have been somewhere in Costa Rica,
living with living within a polyamorous relationship.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
You can still do that, you know, you know, life
ain't over. You can still do that. I still got
little kids al raise bring with you. You know, I
don't like all that family man, I don't like all
that mixing and ship.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I mean you could put them on one spot because
you know it's not that gonna bring the woman.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah yeah, that's okay, and then she gonna come beat
all the bitches on the island up.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't want to just have some cameras that don't
make for good TV. Yeah yeah, get you another.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Check, maybe swirl.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
S.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm produce it for you.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I can make that ship pop.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Before we get Can I talk to you so?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, of course too if I want to talk to
you about my good friend Big B firing d N
Big Big.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
The reason I'm here right now.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Is because the Big Bay and the direct Big B
is one of Big B is probably probably one of
the most instrumental people in West Coast hip hop today
that you never heard of. Big B, the guy behind
tiy Dollar sign, DJ Mussel and watching Big B, A

(20:29):
and R. These dudes managed the dudes and got them
to a point where you know where they was ready
for the world and dudes blew up. And you know,
the reason I'm messing Big B is because Big Bee
is the blue that put me in cast again. You
know what I'm saying. I just wanted to make sure
I shout out my nigga, big Bet, because I ain't enough.
People ain't hollering Big Beat. They fired ds. Shout out
to his brother Stone and the whole family over there.

(20:52):
Man much love the my nigga, big Bet, because I'm
over here Adams in the niggahood down the street, and
I was good over there.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I was good.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
They was cool with me, and Big made sure he
was good.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Bigod.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Shout out to Big B.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Shout out the Big B.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Thank you, We appreciate you because, like you said, till.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Sign, Till Sign, DJ Muster.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
DJ Mustard White White and Taco Mill and Taco Oh,
Taco Mill.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
He's married to Rock Yeah, rob Bicks had a kid.
Ye cute little kids ship I think they had. I'm
not sure. I know that nigga male like to go raw,
so he probably had nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
They probably will, okay.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
And the act that was another he's a badass. That's
the bitch is talking me and I'll be reading the
bitches for him. And they put his picture in the
benches form and the.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Look, I don't I don't get involved with none of that. Okay,
because I know there is an act. There's an act
about niggas around.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
The city. You know that, right, Yeah, I know it's
it's it's an Applebod woman too, Okay, am I on this?
I mean I don't know. I don't know. I just
know the niggas a lot of niggas, monles. I listen,
if you don't know what I mean, I know that
I know it. I know a lot of niggas mamas. Okay,

(22:15):
so listen.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
So you weren't Okay, you mentioned some of the most
you know right now? What's going on on the West Coast?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
DJ Mustard he's killing it right, killing it. Kendrick Lamar
killing it right, got that nigga row?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah? So your music? What's going on with your music?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I haven't been doing as much music as I should.
I think I'm gonna drop mixtape called the fifty year
Old Version Though.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You're Born Again. No, I mean fifty year old version
in sys that you know.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
As far as rapping hip hop, I've never really reached
the pinnacle or reached the heights that I wanted to reach.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Something. I'm still a version I happened.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
That's my cherriot you know what I'm saying. So it's
the fifty year old version spending the good good rhymes.
You know what I'm saying. You know Nigga's mama's life.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
So why do you feel that hasn't happened a.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Lot of retirement. It's a matter of timing. It's a
matter of effort. Maybe I haven't put enough effort into it.
You know, I'll admit that. You know what I'm saying.
I can't blame my shortcomings on the rest of the world.
Maybe I haven't put enough effort. Maybe it hasn't been
the right time, you know what I mean. But it's
still coming. You know what God got for me, can't
nobody take away from me. And you know what I'm saying.
My God is flying flashy and he loved me. So

(23:35):
you know whenever it comes is gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Well, clearly he loves you. I mean, you're sitting here
wearing the death row records, but you have a sign to.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Death Roe snoop veverue to me. No, I'll be I'll
be telling bitches that though I'll be telling me. I'll
be telling and that works. Okay, Nigga, you sign the
death records but when you go like to places like Albuquerque,
that's shit.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Word.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I don't even think Bridian Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Bridian Mississippi, But I don't even think you need the
sweat suit in those places for that to work.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
You're tall, and you're dark, okay, and you're handsome, so
I think you don't even have to like wear the
sweatsuit for the heck.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, you know, I don't know. I just I just
been trying to be a nice god.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, So what happened with the TV show? Well, I
don't know the Black Jesus. Why was it canceled?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Was there drama on the set.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
With To be absolutely honest with you to Tori, I
don't know. I had a great time. I don't personally
think that it was anything to do with me, per se,
I don't know it Just like we did season one
twenty fourteen, did season two twenty fifteen, and we took
a three year break and did season three, and then

(24:59):
after see three, he's.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Just three here no more. And I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
I really don't folks be asking me. I wish I
could give some juicy ship, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
The white folks don't talk to me right, I mean,
maybe you're the deal up. I don't.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
I'm not gonna say that. I don't know what happened,
but it was something above my pay grade. Like again,
it wasn't my show. I was, I was, you show
you it was my shows in regards to me being
the lead, but it wasn't my intellectual crock. Ain't nothing
I could do about that, you know what I mean?
So again, I just they didn't. They didn't call me
back and say, yo, it's canceled. And then for show

(25:35):
they called me back and say we started another season.
So you know, I still have hope.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm still sexy, I'm still handsome, I'm still youthful looking.
You know.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Hit me with a little bit of that just for men, folk, shid,
I like, just for men for me, and I don't
use it when I'm working though.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
I don't like them.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Just see no dispecting nobody in here, I hope don't nobody. Technically,
I don't like it, just for me. All that painting
niggas be putting on. They paint them hairlines and shit.
All worse is the bitches man.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Stop man, live with that culor sack man, save that
ship off man. You know, what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
It's cool your niggas walking around like you got shoe
poly slak on your fucking head and face and shit,
that ship is weak.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Nigga can't get in the pool, just like the bitch.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
You and the buses sit on the side of the
food looking like some marks niggas vegas one hundred and
twenty sixty breese outside. You can't get in the pool, nigga,
and she can't get in the pool, her wig gonna
come off and the water.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Gonna turn black and puffed up. Nigga, stop doing that shit, man,
just live one time. Man, here's what this. I got
a part. I gotta slut gut, and I'll be wanting
to work out that. Yeah, I got a little slut,
a little slut gut.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's like when you get up here, let me see
this slut guy, let me see this like I'll.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Be looking I'll be looking cool, like on Facebook, the
bitch and see my little face picture right maybe on the.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Nigga may be on to be like hey, but like
when I meet him in person and then to see
me turn to the side and business be like what's up?
Like bitch, fuck you?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
But it ain't a slut gud.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's just you know that that you know what that is.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's you living life. That's a living life.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, that's why I'll be trying to tell them business.
Se y'all see them business.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
We want to go for them slim traim niggas because
they got six packs and ship a nigga.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Ain't eating the nigga home Harby, that's a Chick fil
a cheeze k factory.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
All right.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yeah, that's say you get into it.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's a stability.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
And we know you're get into it because you want
another TV show?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yes I am, Yeah, Yes I am. You want a
TV show right now with my Yes, my good friend
Kevin Hart and this Yes he does, okay, but you
yes on little care I love that nigga, Yes he did.
I'm gonna tell you, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Tell you because I didn't even know y'all were cool.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
I'm gonna tell you too. I didn't know where was
that cool either, But I'm gonna tell you keV was cool.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I love keV.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
He's in the vative. He's definitely a boss. He's definitely
worked his way. At the time, he knew what he
needed to do. And I really respect and appreciate keV
because this little, this little CAV thing came years ago,
and I was considered, and you know, I got only
years ago, and then whatever the pandemic happened.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
And things changed, shut everything down.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
So years later, it was about ship six years ago,
A bunch of years later, I get the call to
do it again again.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
A whole bunch of.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Stuff had happened within them that time. CAV could have
got anybody, he wont but he stuck with me. Mad
and again, I ain't got nothing but love for that nigga,
for that man.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Now, you know that was Row.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
I mean he fucked with everybody. He fucked with everybody.
I'm a nigga with three baby mamas. Why are you
gotta fuck with me?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
You got mamas? He got two, he got he got
two good ones though, Yeah, he got two good ones.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm just fucking.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I don't don't hear me.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Why are you get you going in on your bills?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
You did my dogs? Man, I'll be talking shit. Man,
I love my baby mom. I killed a nigga.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
So how was it working on a little kV?

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Like what like?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Did you actually have scenes with him? Like did you
go into the cause you know, no.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's not that's not always how animation works.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I actually I haven't seen keV since I did the
ride along to promo with him, so that was a while.
Haven't actually seen him, you know, doing the animation. We're
in the studio ourselves. Yeah, you know what I mean,
and the producer, the director of reading lines, they feeding
you the lines, and you know, you just do anything

(29:42):
you do about five seven times five seven takes, depending
on how a minute take to get the right inflections
that they need from me. And you know, but it
was a great experience, man, Shout out to my Clay Brooks,
my man Chris Cobb and all the great people over
there and shot up Machine had a good time doing it.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Man, it wasn't I beloved. They had great snacks. I
love Holly Woods. I'll be tearing craft services up. I'm
tearing the ass. What what's I need a body game?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
Oh? I need an ounce of cush I need like
three backs of back three to four packs of Backwoods.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Uh, depending on like if it's like a show or
like a comedy show.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
You know, I need some nice, little nice finger foods
and little dirts yiking and ship or make sure you
have that weed, that drinking that money, Okay, make sure
you have that money.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Make sure you have that money, right, make sure you
have that money.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Talking to me and then I'm talking to all the
people out there who's interested.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
And perhaps because we do this ship for money for real,
it look all funny games.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
My baby mama behaving and shit, she thinks the nigga
work ain't work, but it's worked.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
We just work. It looked like fun, but it is.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
But it's excuse me, you know, you know what I'm saying.
It's worked, so my rider though, you know, it's been
real easy. I gotta look at it. I'm just I'm
just talking ship. But I know I got the game on.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I need I need a.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Zip if you depend on where I'm at, if weed
is legal or obtainable, I need a zip. It's a
bomb bay. Don't come none of that monkey drinking gin,
No bomb Bay weed, some bomb. I used to drink
that bombay, that blue beef. I'm on that game on
right now. I'm shipping responsible.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, I was about to say, I did know. I
know you didn't ask for gin because I used to
drink gin. I used to be on Bard times.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I was drinking gin Gin that's naked.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's how I had my second time off
to gin.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
You got anything good to say about your bms?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Love when they gave me dying. My kids is great.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
My daughter is about the seatboxing, finishing her first year
at college.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
My son relation.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Wow, my old yeah, my my youngest son, he just
went to crime me for I graduated from school on Friday.
My oldest son, oldest son is a producer for this
TV show called Below Deck and he's going to crow.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah. I know that shows you're wrong.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
And my little babies, you know they they beautiful. My
little baby. She just won a good Citizenship award today.
I went to a little ceremony. I went to sleep,
but my money woke me up when it was time
party award.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
How you fall asleep? Sleep? I mean she got the
good Citizenship award.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
We know them teachers be lying. This little motherfucker's not
a good citizen. But I love her.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
He came from you.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yes, you know what she did, ody, what she doing.
She loved her for broke open battle eight tiede podge.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Playing with the tie podge and ship and I I've
seen it in the trash can. It's like a whole
bunch of paper chils and trash said, what the fuck
is this? Look at the paper childs they blue and
green and print what the fuck?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
She'd have broke up in the eighth time pots and
then got they're talking about she wants some things, you
know them tied.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Pause called twin four.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
She's a share mainteen.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well you should hate them if she did. Okay, let
us look if she's a chemist. Yeah here you know you.
And that's the thing. I don't think people understand that
as parents, you gotta nurture that shit.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Your kids do some wild ship, you know. And I'll
say that for myself because I never had no plan
in life. I didn't know when I was seventeen eighteen
what I do and I what fifty would be for me.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
And I say that I had.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
My personality been nurtured different, I probably would have been
directed towards my destiny a little earlier, you know what
I'm saying. So I just say that to say, just
like you said, she might be chemists, I'm talking shit
and she might. So again, we gotta, you know, we
gotta nurture those little quirks.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That our children have.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
But one thing I will say about my kid is
like when I discovered the little time part, I said,
it was the morning I had just dropped her off.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Of school, came back home, cleaned up. It was the
morning I was I would have booked her ass and
she was just at home. Okay, but just for popping
some time. These motherfucker's sucking up all damn but you
know that end of it. So, but she was in school.
I smoked.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Two three, eight months, and I was cool by the
time she came home. And you know, I said, I
wasn't talked to her. And when I talked to her,
asked her about it. You know, my baby did she
was accountable. She says he did it. She didn't lie
on her sister, she didn't flew with her sister. And
I say, you know what, back then, product, I'm proud

(34:54):
of you for excepting accountability because the female gender this
is zero.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
That's not true. Little accountability, that is not true. What
are you over there, snacker? Okay, let's take the Paul Fellas.
No we aren't taking.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
We're not taking no goddamn okay, because females are very
much so accountable. Okay, We're not going to turn this
into one of those types of fucking shows.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Mammon only accountable for her for her coach back. Yeah,
you accountable for that ship. I thought her Louis, I
thought it real.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
You wought a Rouman.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Well, I don't even know which which beer was, but okay,
uh do you know do your kids watch your skids
on social media?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think they do.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
I think if they don't, they Fransy, they Francy. They
see I'm cool as ship to their friends.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, but to then that nigga, why they feeling that
way those because.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's what you do.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
That's what you do to family. You don't give two
fucks about family. We love them, but we see your
tricks every day. The ship's not funny no more. But
your friend come over anything, Yeah, you know it'd be
like that.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
But you know, I know they love me. I mean
I think I think, yeah, they love them.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
So did you think that you were ever getting to
stand up?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I mean, like, you know, because I'm trying to figure
out how that, how that even came about.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
You know what I'm gonna tell you, the true Tory
stand up just came out of me being a funny persons,
me being my personality, and Charlie Murphy urged me. If
it wasn't for Charlie, I probably wouldn't be on because again,
it's something I always admired and I, you know, imagine doing.
I never really put nothing effort towards it. Always just
been the funny guy in the circle at work, in jail.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
You know, in the family reunion. I'm always just been
that guy.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
But you know, after working with Charlie with Black Jesus,
you know, and seeing him and watching his story and
him urging me, Charlie actually took me out on the
road with him, Tori, and you do stand up and
you started before you know how how how extremely uh

(37:33):
extremely intimidating it being, especially when you starting out, Yeah,
and Charlie Murphy took me on the road with him
and offered me his stage, and I was green as
a blade of grass.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I was horrible. I know that.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I know, Charlie is how you guys started.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Charlie put me down and where you meet him on
Black Jesus. Okay, Charlie was my friend. Man, God bless
your soul.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Let me take you yeah off, God blessed Charlie saw
me God bless John.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
So Charlie was my friend. Man.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Charlie would call me and talk to me for hours
and fucked me up, toy like this, niggas, I'd have
to get off phone him.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
All right, Charlie, I gotta go. But Charlie was Charlie Shaw.
We loved man. I umbeloved Charlie Murphy and his family man.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
And well, yeah Charlie, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, I cracked out the fact that Charlie Murphy, who
in my opinion is he's alleged. I mean, look, Dave Chappelle,
his we we could say that his show jumped off
because of that whole Charlie Murphy. That was because of
Charlie Murphy. Charlie Murphy kind of scenes. Of course, he's

(38:47):
Eddie Murphy's brother, one of the greats. And you know,
he was a person that was behind the scenes that
probably didn't get enough credit that he should have got
because you always have that team of people who's behind
you and pushing the needle. So you was on the
road with Charlie Murphy, any crazy stories on the road
with Charlie Murphy, would you did you ever share the

(39:08):
stage with him.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
And Eddie at the same time.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
You know, I haven't met Eddie yet. I haven't Eddie.
Eddie is really one of my idols. And it's funny
how things work, you know, when I was young.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm gonna set that up. Matter of fact, I have
Eddie Murphy in the back.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I love can meet Eddie. Eddie, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I'm like, man, I don't have Eddie, but I'm gonna
set that moment up for you one day.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I promise.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
She talked about Eddie Murphy to stay in the Imperial Course,
she talked about Eddie.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Talk about that. I promise I'm getting Eddie Ford. I
want to meet Eddie. You know, Eddie, take on it.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm getting Eddie Ford.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm gonna tell you. And it's important because Eddie was.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
You know, if I ever did consider stand up as
a youth, I'll say, Eddie's the first person that made
it look like damn, I would love to do that.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Eddie's the first because you know, when I was young
seeing stand up comedians, we see Red Fox, Richard Bryor,
who are grown? Asked me by that time?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Right?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
You know, but I've been a young kid watching a
young man and Eddie Murphy his niggas like nineteen eighteen,
nineteen years old doing his thing, So it made it
look attainable to me, It made it look glamorous.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Now I love that, and I love the idea of
you know.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
This guy, he ain't saying here, ain't dance, He's just
up there being cool, talking to shit and people love him.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
And you know, so, Eddie's definitely been one of the
one of my as for races from all the time.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, well, I'll have to say, I mean, just because
you so laid back and chill.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Do you know that about yourself?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I guess hell? I mean you really are you very intimidating?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Really?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, you know what, you don't see it, aren't you.
I'm a chiller, you are, but you're chiller, but you're
intimidating too. And so but when people start to talk
to you and you open up, it's like, oh no,
this nigga is silly.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
He like to crack jokes.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
He's a I don't want to say you're a clown,
but I'll say, but you just you really are chill
as shit. So if people, if you was to see
Sleep in person, see him out, he gonna crack jokes
with you.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Have forward him because he Yeah, just keep your hands
to yourself. Yeah, just keep your hands yourself.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
And I say to over zealous fans, it's no winter
chill when you like, I'm pretty chill, like when I
run into people outside.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
You know, I accept the love. You know, I take
all the pictures. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
I'll be looking busted. Nigga need to shave. Motherfucker got
on them them fight shorts, you know, the little ones.
Just get out out of bed, go get some blunts
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (41:55):
Thing.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Nobody will see them fights. You know what I'm saying.
To be out there with the flip flo, I'll take
because I don't care. Man, it's good. But I think
I'll say this. I appreciate all my love, my fans
and people who support me. But when you run in
the celebrities of Tory.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Hearts, of Slick Johnson's acting ups elite barn hearts, you
gotta just read the room.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
If you see toy out, she had suppose enjoy her meal.
Don't stick a phone in her face at most. You know, Hey,
I see you. I see you're enjoying your milk. Hey,
you think it's possible I can get a picture when
you finish.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Don't just take a picture of a nigga when they eat,
and don't do creepy shit like take pictures of the
nigga cross the room.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Well, come holler at me, my nag. Yeah, talk, just
go talk. Hey, hey, I'm eating right out, look like that.
When I finished, we'll take the picture if you got
the time, you know.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
But you know what, I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I like, you know, when people come up out talk
to people out of but a lot of people, believe
it or not, they'd be scared to talk to me.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I was too. Why the most because when I first
met you, I don't say it, say it, just say it.
You had a pistol in your bag. I didn't want
nothing to do with that. I didn't want nothing to
do with that. You had a gun. I was, I
am a vet. You had a gun and I could

(43:24):
see it. The handle was wooden and it was sticking
way far out of your bag. And I just at
that moment I knew that, Hey, I was gonna talk
to you delicately. Well, good job.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
But here's the thing, you know, I don't mind talking
to people. I like talking to people. I actually enjoyed
talking to people. That's probably why I'm here with a
podcast too.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I like talking to people, just only time I don't
really care to talk.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Like what I was saying about taking a picture, I'm
not that like I'll take a picture anytime. Damn man,
Just you know, los, just give me the moment I
could take the picture. The whole time I don't want
to talk to people is when I'm in the County
Building because I'll be trying to get my eb t.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I don't want to be in there. Everybody like, look,
you can't sleep.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
You're making too much money to be in the county building. Okay,
I know, but you know what milk the government for
everything that you can because they milk us ship milk.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, so you know you also a roast master. I'll
be talking shit. No you you are a roast master
talking shit. I'll be talking shit.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Uh you know, shout out to my from the real
roast masters, my nigga boogle phone.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
He was here the other day, Taylor, and you know
me and Craig. That's my dog, Yeah, crag put Greg.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I put him up on some okay, I look, I
put Craig up on a little situation and got him
some money.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I need one too. You need one?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I need probably like two dollars nigga two thousand.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Okay, that's easy.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Just give me like twenty thousand, okay? Is it two
or twenty two hundred.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Thousand, two hundred?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Fuck it just too minute too, I mean, since we
just guessing and wishes. I hate when niggas wish. Oh
I wish. I hope I get this thirteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
If you're gonna be wishing, nigga wished for one point
three okay, wish, big bitch.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
You ain't thinking, big bitch, you ain't thinking, big bitch.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I got to hit my girl up and be like, listen,
these niggas, Nigga, you do know you got to pay
to get that.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
But I can. I am the plug when it comes
to certain things. So if you need to let me know,
I got you.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I need it, I need it. Yeah, I got you,
all right? So this hold on FIG, Well, see what
it was.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I don't like talking like calling girls holes on FIG
because what they doing right now don't always dictate with
who they are, you know what I'm saying, Like a
lot of these niggas mamass holes on fig ain't moms.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I listen.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'm sorry, but if a bitch was on fig you
gotta start somewhere.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
No, not on Figs. Slip you got everybody you know,
go to back face.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
It's only fans now, and they don't have to be
on figs. Or there's only fans. There's fucking Instagram ships
on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Sometimes it ain't about it ain't about the whole.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
It's about the thrill of the chase that ship. That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
I mean, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Said it like this, the same reason why a lot
of people don't like shopping online. I'm gonna go to
the store and buy my ship.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
That's the same ship that is not exactly you want
to go test the fabric.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You wann't go try it whole. I just ain't been
to order the bitch. You the bitch don't even look
like she looks on your saprib the bitch like.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
Fuck it, she looked like you on Instagram and look
like Florida affens at my door.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I can't do it. I need to see the person
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
These They they don't have to be on fig.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
They just you know, I mean Broadways cool, Western, Western's cool.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Right, I've rolled down FIG one time and I just
was like, oh my god, like I wanted to save
them all.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Like I realized I'm a save the whole type bitch. No,
I wanted to save them bitches.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
I was like.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
But then I was looking.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
I was saying that, bitch, back me up, because there's
some young, pretty lot younges out there, young and I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I couldn't have stand even missus twenty two years off.
But tw are you doing out here? I've never you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I'm like, and at their age, you know, like I'm cute,
But listen, them bitches is batter than me at their age.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
And I'm thinking, like, I ain't never did that. Why
the fuck are they.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Out here doing that?

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Well?

Speaker 5 (47:51):
You know everybody, and you know again, everybody isn't as
resourceful resourceful, right, everybody isn't it.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Driven?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
This week?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
You driven? You're a source from you. You look here,
that's what I wanted to save on look here, you
can't save more. I was trying to look here, what
I would do. I would do my part. I'm sure. Look,
I'm donating forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
That's not enough, sling, not enough.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Man, forty dollars.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
You can go buy DD's discouncil on twelve. You still
got twenty eight dollars left. You know what I'm saying.
You can buy you a four for four. You still
got twenty four dollars up. You can buy you a
dovesack of some real fine cuts. I'm just trying to
save the d's discount twelve dollars. Okay, twenty dollars back cuts,

(48:47):
thirty two dollars, got eight dollars up, Get you a
four for four and two blunts. I'm that so us bitch.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Can we can we make it a mission to save it?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Me and you together? Can we?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Because I mean you was black Jesus, you're supposed to
say these holes you can't save.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
He be saved, though, don't save you.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
See, she didn't want to be saved, so we can't
save them.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Lucas, we have a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
I ain't talking about prostitutes, I know, because it's a
prostitute and you.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Know this is the oldest occupationary.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
It is.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
A lot of you niggas.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Mamas was a prostitute, like but just because she didn't
walk the blade. Don't mean the bitch wasn't working. See
what she did, She worked her job. The bitch had
two niggas all night shift and the one nigga worked dazs.
If it wasn't for that nigga, how do you think
you got your football pass?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Nigga? The motherfuckers was expensive. That was Charles.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Thank you, Charles, thank you. I'm saying, that's why I
don't remember something football.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You remember that truck dropping niggas come over your house? Lawrence? Yeah,
did that. If it wasn't for Lawrence, nigga, your mama
wouldn't even have that censor. You couldn't even get to school.
Lawrence did that. Laurence did that, and so does Sleep.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
You know your mama, And you know what I'm saying.
I know the nigga acting m bought a couple of
chicken buckets. You know what I'm saying. Put the little niggas.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Sleep here, you go with chicken, you know what I'm saying.
You and the little cheap ass liquor store toys.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
You know you ain't shiting when you bought the liquor
store toys, bigga, he they call play.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
They can be happy.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
She love you, fair ladies, they're gonna tell me, I thiggat,
niggas know your mama too, sling. I'm about mama eighty
two years old. She's been out here for a long time.
Of course niggas know her, and of course niggas know her.

(51:03):
Of course niggas shit like, guess what she.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Came out and listen, you came out.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Of her so clearly.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
And then then to to think about it as this.
Niggas be mad when I say niggas know your mama,
it ain't. But it ain't nothing to be mad about
my nigga because I know niggas know my mama. It's
just about what kind of niggas cool too.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Because I was just there at your show and Mama
came and she was dancing her ass off, y'all was.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Having a good ass time. I have footage.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I have the footage. I said you.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I forgot to say, actually, my homegirl Red's mom, but
she's like a mom to me.

Speaker 10 (51:41):
Niggas know her too, Okay, Damn, I'm saying no, it's
what kind of niggas know. Niggas know you too, But
it ain't niggas like him, right, It ain't niggas.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
It's kind of niggas. See like niggas knew my auntie.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
But it was like niggas like doctor King, I ain't
talking about I ain't talking about Chauncey from the gas
station to selling this. What kind of niggas know your mama?
The niggas just missing like twelve they thirty two teeth,
know your mama or do like fine doctors and sound
men like my man he was. He looked response for
as motherfucker's.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Mother.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Niggas like that, I know your mama. It's okay. When
niggas like acting up, know your mama.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
He's got question your mam what you do? How you
know that niggaiga?

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Okay, was your mama working?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
It wasn't t working in the seventies. Who was it
doing the butt?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Doing the butt? The butt?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
That was the eighties or nineties, it was it.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
It was doing the butt. I don't know. My daddy
was on the thought. My daddy was that.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Thank god, whatever she was doing she did, because not
you wouldn't be here.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
That nigga broke when they broke up, that nigga cry
for like eighteen months, pay By still crying mamma probably
got that snapper, for sure, she got that snapper. That
niggas fucked up. You can't. I can't say ma, mama
got snapper. That's something to be proud of.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Me got the MoMA.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I ain't saying my mama got a fucking a loose blowhole.
Oh you know what if your mama got like a
whole your mama got multiple kids through different men, that
means that your mama got good snapper, but a bad attitude.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
She can't she can't seal the deal.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
But she just got Like if you're an only child
and your mama had you young, like in her early
twenties and she like fifty five, he ain't got no sis,
that means that pussy trash. That pussy trash. Your daddy
didn't double back. Then, none of them niggas behind them
double that pussy trash. So if you were child, your

(54:02):
mama pussy probably trash.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Say that that's probably trash. I got to go to it.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah, that's the whole insane And the nigga doubled up.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
So that's.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
You gotta salute that ship. You know what I'm saying,
Like four or five niggas can try it out one
time and still come to the conclusion that is trashed.
But can't no nigga do it more than once. It's
not be trashed. And they trying to wrap us and ship.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
You see, I'm just like Swirl and I'm admiring.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
First of all, I'm admiring because I'm looking at your
eyes and how you work at the camera, and I'm like, oh,
I got to do that.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Like I'm setting up here getting game and learning.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
He no, I'm watching. I'm learning game.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'm telling you, I'm sitting here and watching learn from.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Here.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
That's what I'm doing. You see me, this.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Said I that you taught me a lot tonight.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You talk.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
You taught me a lot to it. I really appreciate you.
I really appreciate knowing you Toy. You cool as ship.
You've always been cool and ship in the in the
in the in a in a in a in a society,
in an environment where a whole bunch of people be
full of theirselfs un warranty, You've always been cool as ship.

(55:39):
And I appreciate that because some of you, some of
you niggas, some of you YouTube ast niggas full of
yourself I'm gonna fuck you up at Master.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, you figga, my nigga. Some of y'all motherfuckers. Some
followers got five hundred thousand followers and follow take it's
still like ship my nigga. Hear nothing you and I think,
my nigga, if your.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Spirit is bad, you're weirdest fuck and you're nasty, your
your energy is bad, it don't mean shit. Because they
think they don't understand this is a fucking marathon. As
Nipsey said, this is a marathon. They think they have
this one move moment.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (56:17):
Oh and it's oh my god, you're just on. Oh
you're a flavor of the month, my nigga. Today is
June fourth, August seventh.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
No one will know. You don't got your fo.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
To be honerful, it'll be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
And the followers don't always equal the dollars.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Man want to tell you, Yeah, well, equal the dollars
is the brand deals and adorsement deals, the different deals
you make from getting them followers.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Them followers ain't shit. I don't give a fuck about
a whole bunch of followers. I appreciate that people follow
me and.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Fuck with me out, but I ain't making a whole
lot of money on social media and say I don't
give a fuck about none of that shit.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
But I appreciate the love, but I want the money.
I want the money. Like this money, I'm gonna go
get one nuts reduced. I wanna live the life I
want to live.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
All right, Listen, y'all heard him. Okay, Slink wants to
get his less reduced. It's probably you hose On fig
that need to help him with that. Okay, So sleek,
let the people know where they can find you.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yo, what's up? Man?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I'm a people's person, man, I've always I always like
connecting with my people. Man, if you want to give
with me and get a quick response, hit me up
on cash out Dollar.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Signed Slink Johnson st l I A K j O
h N S on where.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
But if you're just all with the other social media bullshit,
hit me up on all your social media networks at
Slink Johnson. And for all booking and and booking and information,
hit me up at book Slink Johnson gmail dot com.
Or you can see me at the Slason Swap Meet
on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Because I do a batter baby
Daddy Self defense class.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Acting is better, and.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
That's something we gotta talk about, because that's something we
gotta talk about because it's a lot of men suffering
abuse at the hands of some vicious baby mamas, like
niggas like me, I look intimidating, acting up, look like
a big intimidating dude. Cash we I'm a nice guy.
I'm a puppy dog. And you know you be verbally abusive,

(58:42):
emotionally abusive. And my big mama, she thinks because her
shoulders bigger than mine, she warn't a man than me.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
And I'll be trying to tell her, bitch, I'm the man. Yeah,
let her know I'm the x Y Chromoso. When she
be on a period, her path be bigger than my nuts.
That's what she really be on.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
You got big nuts?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Do do we get a sound clipper saying that I
want to.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Use that about you, your big nuts like.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
A pet boy. We're talking ship man toy. I'm having
fun with y'all. Man, Thank you for having me out.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Of course, you walk them back anytime, slim like please
like you you.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
At this location.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
One shot since you've been here doing heard for this
is this neighborhood is being gentrified.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I'm talking shit. I love my city. One thing I loved, man.
I don't want to get full of myself.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
I want to get beside of myself when I say this,
But honestly, I get a live in love now a.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
And you know, if you're from here and you grew
up here like I grew up here to see the politics.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I didn't come grown and where it's like I'm above
or oblivious in the politics.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I grew up here in the politics of LA and
I just feel good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's like it ain't too many places I'm gonna go
and not get love or not get again. I just
ain't fit to go through.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
No just ignlishit just pop up in niggashoods, just uninviting
this shit. But when I got places to go, and
no matter where I'm at, I got places to go,
and I'm near this hood, that hood, I always get loved, man.
And I got to say, I love La man, Thank
you all the street niggas in LA.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I love y'all man. I ain't a number love, And
I just hope that we all can get that shit together, man, because.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
I love that. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Listen, y'all, y'all have to appreciate that because at the
end of the day, it's talking about unity, is talking
about peace, is talking about love, and that's what we need.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
In this world.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
And you know, I know we're older. So with the
older we get we realize stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
But we need you young people who are nineteen eighteen,
you know, to listen to this and really touch your
peers and your people and start spreading that message because
we done lived it and been through it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
But it's the young people now that has to make
that change too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
So if you're hearing this, young people, spread love, spread light.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, mag it's so much it, man, spread up, spread light. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
All that rah rah shit, all these ops and all
this ain'ts you feeling right now?

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Man, trust me when I tell you, just keep on living.
Man with you nineteen now, give me a few years. Man,
You're not gonna feel the same. I tell yesters like this,
and i'ma go I tell the answers like this all
the time. Like I told my son, I say, you
remember you was eight years old, nigga, love and power
rage right when you was eighteen years your life.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I don't want different, right, It's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
The same way you feel about this shit. Right now,
You're not gonna feel the same way in ten years.
Don't be ready to die for those shit right now
that you're not gonna give a fuck about ten years
when you ain't even your fuck about it in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Five and five minutes. Because here's the thing this is
And I know y'all saying rabbet, I know, but I'm
just this is heavy on my heart. I know this
is heavy on my heart because people make life changing
decisions that you know you don't think about, and literally
two minutes, you can change your life if you just relax,
calm down, be emotionally intelligent, don't be screaming and yelling,

(01:02:39):
learn how to control your immersions, learn how to say, Okay,
is this really worth it for the rest of my life?
Should I be doing this? Should I go shoot somebody?
Should I go to stab or or cut some motherfuck out?
It's one second that can change your life.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Nigga's doing safety years because they was mad at a
at the gas station exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Wow, and now your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Is fire, is fatherless?

Speaker 5 (01:03:08):
Your baby mama getting knocked down by this nigga named
Porky Yeah from the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
East Side, right fucking a nigga for hot dogs, walking
nigga for hot dogs, acting up. He's spent on the bitch, right,
you like I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Can spend on you, bitch because your baby daddy in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Bitch, you want these hot dogs or not?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
And listen and don't fucking your mama, right, And I'm
fucking your mom because you could be emotionally intelligent.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Because your mama need a man. I'm gonna take this right, right, so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Be smart and be wise. Tory Hart sling Johnson another episode.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
I'll see y'all soon. We peace out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Girl. You knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (01:04:02):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
You need us, girl, you

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Girl, you better read his thanks and lean pay attention
to everything, walk around town like he the shield of
the hind closed bos