October 22, 2025 β’ 47 mins
This week, Torrei sits down with Keith Kleon Norman — aka Kleon da Comedian — for an unfiltered conversation you don’t want to miss. From the highs and lows of the comedy game to calling out the fakes in the industry, Kleon keeps it real, raw, and brutally honest. In this episode: π€ Kleon breaks down what’s REALLY holding comedians back π His controversial take on Hollywood & loyalty π₯ Why some people can’t handle the truth about success π₯ And the raw side of fame that nobody talks about Torrei doesn’t hold back either — the questions get tough, the answers get even tougher. π Watch until the end for Kleon’s unapologetic truth bombs that will have everybody talking. βΈ» π¬ What do you think about Kleon’s take on the comedy industry? Drop your thoughts in the comments! π Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE for more Brutally Honest conversations every week. #BrutallyHonest #TorreiHart #KleonDaComedian #Comedy #UnfilteredTalk #podcasting
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory? Tory cart you
are told in this Brutally I've been to a few,
Didny park I've done? I did? I said the other
day in the you say you masturbate a lot. If
you don't have a party, I have to get my
(00:24):
butt cut open. keV was like, yo, man Toy said,
Fire was not coming home the way he should have
been coming home, that mother fire. I got, what's up,
Y'all's your girl Tory Heart here with another episode of
Brutally Honest, and today I am here with you know what,
(00:48):
he don't really need no introduction. I'm gonna introduce him,
but he don't really need no introduction. I need y'all
to make some noise and give it up for my boy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Clear.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, I'm just laughing because he just he don't even
he like subtle with the funny like it's very very
absolutely it's very subtle.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You got to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You gotta hear it. But I enjoy it. And it's
it's the way you do your walk. It's it's the
walk is the talk. Because he's from Baltimore. Yeah, so
you know Baltimore niggas is chew you. Yeah, you too,
Give me, give me a few more, give me a
few more. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay, it might come out it might come out as.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, is this the first time that we met. Yeah,
it is nice to me too. Yeah. Yeah. We internet
friend that. This is why it's so funny because we
actually met online and you know we met through Red Carroll.
(02:01):
You know what, fuck Reggie Carroll. Yeah you still talk
to him?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, talk to that. Anybody, nerd get Reggie cool when
he's sober.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, nigga say off the drugs. Okay, But how's life?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Life is great?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Life is great, Yeah, shin, it's glowing.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Definitely glowing. I'm stressed free.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You're stress free, right, So you're not in a relationship or.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Nothing, never getting in one never never situationships only.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Never never situationships.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's new thing. It's it's a new thing in life. Situationships,
no relationships, situationship?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What is a situationship?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Friends with with with limited benefits? Le's questions?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How do you establish that? I tell you from the front, like, okay,
so if me and you was to go on a date,
right and I say, well, you're going to ask me
out right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So it kind of right, because I'll be getting asked
out a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, Well they're desperate, But I'm just saying I'm just
because I'm never asking no man out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You never know the composition you get put in.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I'm never asking no man out on a date.
I don't care what kind of position.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It is something wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Something you give a man an inch.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, because soon as you ask a man out on
the date, that's when they gonna feel like they got
the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
A man got the upper hand because he a man.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, he don't have the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The first I did about this one, you why excuse me?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Why do you think the man has the upper hand?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Because I'm a man?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, And why do you have the upper hand?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Because when violence come, I'm gonna protect you.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I have a gun now, Like, what if you can't
get to it, I will always get to it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, you never know how life's going to treat you.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm a vet.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't care what you are.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I was in the military.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I said, a lot of guys do guns in their hand.
Who a lot of them? Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna step
to you first, right, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Talking shit all right. All right, man, I just got
for our first time meeting clean and I gotta test
you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Listen, I'm shopped, so I always.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Tested niggas when I first meet them. We got on
the Sergio Teshini sweatsuit.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Old school ship, little bit, you're in.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
A serge Yo to Shiny's what zup?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Fit? Nice?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know about Sergei Yo to Shiny because we're Ross.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No Ross will sell there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Ross, No Ross, we having Sergio Toshini.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I go to Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh, I know it was one of them.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ross Marshalls Fashion.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Fashion No yeah, fashion ovah. I actually no Fashion nov
I was a sponsor, you know, one of their ambassadors.
And then they told me one day we got we
can't pay you no more. And I was like what
But it was like we're still gonna send you some shit, right,
And I was like, no, you wanna not pay me?
Y'all was giving me fucking almost six k a month,
but now you just tell me, no, Tory, we can't
pay you no more, but you want me to keep
(04:54):
posting count your days fashion Nova ship. I do miss
some free clothes though, so I was out trying to
o the day, I was like, shit, how this is
going over my monthly budget? All right, cle y'all? Twenty
years in the game.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Twenty year, Yeah, nineteen twenty years, my birthday May twenty six?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You a Gemini? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Crazy as hell?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, So how has journey been?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's one of the biggest lessons you've learned with stand
up comedy? And why haven't I met you? Why has
it been twenty years?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I know everybody? Why did?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know why you ain't meet me? I'll be
in a duck. I'm real quiet. I do a lot
of private stuff. I get my bag and I keep
it moving. Okay, yeah, I'm not alloud. I'm alloud on
social media, but that person, I'm real quiet. So all
my shoulders pretty much private. I get in and get out,
get that at the party, keep moving.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
How do you do that though? As a committ Like
we're okay, So how did you start? Let me ask
you this? Where did you start?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What was the first I started at a I used
to live about being a comic before I was a comic.
I just tell like everybody, I'm a comedian. I'm a comedian.
But when I was like fifteen, my uncle brung a
VCR tape of Death Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was all the old school come with Steve Harvey,
Chris Tucker all and right. I wasn't really good in school,
Like I was like a kind of like a bad
reader in school.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But I wanted the actor first.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But I've seen all the comedians get into movies off
of doing stand up, so I took that as a
shortcut to get into movies. Like all right, I started
doing stand up calmly built my own fan base. If
I can't get into movies, I could make my own
movies and sell them on DVD.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But what gave you the courage? Because it's not like
you just you saw death Jam you know video or whatever,
and it's you fifteen?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I just I was always in it. I played
saxophone sports, what's sports?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Football?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Football? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I was always some kind of entertainment like I was.
I would definitely did entertainment. That that was just my
just an overall goal.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And one day one of my because I was used
to be a barbecoe, okay, one day one of my clients,
so y'all signed you up for a comedy show? I said,
what do you mean I don't had no jokes for
you to sign me up for no show? It was
a bringer show. Had to bring five people and you
get seven minutes on stage.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And this was in Baltimore, Baltimore. Okay, I was nineteen.
I did the show.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I said, if I went a competition, I would you
stand up forever. But everybody that was on the show
was like eight nine years in the game. So when
I went, I had no jokes. I had nothing. But
in the barber shop, I mean all the barbers used
to always joke on each other all day long. So
you're gonna stand up seven minutes a long time when
(07:37):
you don't have no no material off.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And you know when you're joking back and forth at
the barbershop because a lot of barbers think they comedian. Yeah,
but you actually was a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, No, I wasn't. I was a barber. I just
was funny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, but you you're doing comedy now, so yeah, you
were one.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of the barbers that was really a commedy.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was really a comedian because every barber is a
comedian and every hairdresser is a psychologist.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I mean they was. It was like nine of them.
They all would come at me.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I had to defend nine different body types, nine different personalities.
I was the youngest, okay, and when I went on stage,
had no jokes, but I had a smile, he charisma,
and like the two minutes doing my set, I was
dancing and I ran out of I ran out of energy, Like, damn,
what I'm gonna say next. One of the barbers that
(08:23):
I always talk about came in the show and said, man,
you I should bow your ass. And when he said that,
everything from the shop I used to say. I said
it on stage. Okay, I got a standing ovation, so
it just so you just started I.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Started saying it. Already knew about him.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That I know work, did you? Okay? Were you directing
it at him?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
At him?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Because he came as a heckler, but nobody knew that
I knew him. Oh so he helped you, He helped me.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
He don't even know he helped me.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But why wouldn't he come in as a heckler and
it's your boy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Because he from the barbership. He was a barber. He
always talked shit. He just came in late yelling, man,
I should boo your ass, And I just started mosting
that nigga. Man, But I said everything that I already
knew from the shot right on stage as a comic,
and it sound is so professional.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And I beat all them niggas.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is it somebody that you beat that the audience or
me would know?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Uh No, there was, there was locals, nobody, None of
them niggas ain't make it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Nah, they ain't make it. I'm driving Uber. Now. You
gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Man. We ain't gonna talk. We ain't gonna discredit Uber.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's not an easy game. Comedy is not an easy
game at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's very tough.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You gotta have all components.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, I mean, because I can't tell you how many
people be, you know, talking ship Like when I had
got my you know, when I got my opportunity to
work on stage with Dion Cole Cat Williams. I'm trying
to think who else is a Martin Lawrence. I was
at the Royal Farms Arena, won New Year's I got
the opportunity and you know, and that's in front of
(10:05):
like twenty something thousand people. Yeah, you know, and so
when people be saying, oh she's only getting on because
of her name? You motherfucker. Do you know how hard
it is? You just because I had my last name?
You think, oh yeah, give her, give her a Royal
Farms arena because her last name is Hard, Oh yeah,
Cat Williams. Put her on tour because her last name
is Hard or their like, are you an idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You know what I'm saying is idiots? Man, But hey man,
fuck you beneficial. Don't get mad at that shit.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, but I'm saying that how you say comedy is
so hard?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hard?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why you say it's hard? We made it hard.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's the smallest entertainment. It's the smallest window for an
artist to break, because nobody can make a comic right.
Like music, I could put you on so many features.
I could blow you up and you drop songs and
stand up. If they record out set and put it
on social media, we got right a whole new set.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Why you think that can't We can't take that set
and keep touring with it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
When you do the same set in front of the
same people, it become less funny.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like it takes it really takes a good joke two
years to really to develop yeah, right, you know, but
when people record, that's why, you know, Dave's Chapelle Cab
all them niggas. When you come into the to my show,
lock your phone up because if you record my.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Set, I can't use it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I can't use it. It's hard to make people. Let right.
It pissed me all when people coming.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Comedy shows and they gonna live at your show, Like, bro,
why are.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You gonna live?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Put your phone up, man.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Like you're giving them a free show. You played fifty
dollars to see me, right, put your phone up.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
If people don't know the comedy etiquette. So that's why
it's kind of hard. It's kind of hard because it's
not music. Music is lifetime. Yeah, people sing the same
song Frankie Beverley, amazing. They made that shit when he
was twelve.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's better the more they know it.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now they eighty, yeah, not twelve. Well, they singing the
same song. Yeah, still getting money, the same song, right.
We can't say the same joke from when we first started, right, Hold,
you fifty were fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I ain't fifty yet, damn, cleon, I don't don't nigga
cause somebody take his liquor away.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got my sweats your head to get you back.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I can't get you what I said about your sweats.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I got it from ross.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, you said you got it from raw? Or did
I say you got it from? You said you got
it from Why said Rossy? Having Sergio Tchin?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
They do all right?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well you said Marshalls Mars. Okay, so you roasted the barber. Okay, Uh,
if you could roast a comedian right now without no consequences,
(12:46):
who would it be.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't. I'm not a roaster. I can't roast.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's how you want the competition though.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That was about luck. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's like I roast me right now.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can't shoot. Don't roast.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
My roast is personal, so I'd rather not roast.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm a lad, I'm a gentleman. I'm a laid back guy.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't talk about people because I let you get me.
Then I'm gonna speak facts to you, right, I'm gonna
shut it down. Okay, we ain't gonna we ain't gonna
pay no kind of games. I'm not the joker like
comments come up, Oh yeah, I got this.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We ain't even doing all.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That okay, because most people think that comedians are yeah
in all day long, just sitting around here joking or
how you feel about people that always gotta crack jokes
or comedian because I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, comedians that always.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's trying to be funny.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Right, and they just constantly, you.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Know, like they don't have stage time, so they don't tour,
they don't perform. So we're that audience, right, I go ahead, chance,
I gave a little hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You're gonna perform, so bad man, go ahead, So you.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Pay the people to be trying to make you laugh.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I started because like you're just trying to put on
the show. Were in the green room chilling. You want
to come in and all right, one up to your
jokes is cool, right, but you want to go on
and on and bro like we're here talking about business.
We're trying to elevate, right right, you want to keep
talking about what somebody doing. As soon as somebody said, well,
last time you perform, man, last time you've been.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
On tour, that's what you're asking now, it feels hurt.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, yeah, who you tour with?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
How about you getting paid the show? Right, That's how
I talked to niggas. You wanna keep doing what you're
getting the show bro, right now, you're doing that shit, Cleon,
you started, I told you relaxed three times right.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Cleon? Is that your birth name?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
The middle name, that's your middle name.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's like your real middle name, Cleon. You know that's
from Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I was born to Star.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, I know you didn't heard this a million times?
He was ready. He's like I was born to STARp.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I was born to Star. Cleon's unique name.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, what exactly does does it mean?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Star mean star?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And because I'm not into star Trek me neither, I
just made it. I just noted the nigga with the
head that.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
His name started with a C.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, that's a c Cleon.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, okay, I didn't start with a cake, right.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So what's your first name? Keith? Okay, so, Keith Cleon Norman,
Keith Norman. It's a white name, yeah, and it sounds
like a painter or a janitor, but a relative.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, Jane, you about don't give me the don't know
bother me Now, I'm just with you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I gotta.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ja it's your friend because you look, that's that's in
my head now because your friend that went the dregs,
so that's the organization.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This man.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Maintenance man. So I'm like, uh, it's just in my
head now. But your stage name is Cleon the Comedian, right, Okay,
do you feel like that's helped you or hindered you.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It helped me in Baltimore because I was known as
Cleon uh in the streets of Baltimore. Okay, they got
to get the money, all the brothers that get the money.
So it was like I had a street name. Everybody
know Cleon the women from the cars running around. So
I had to tell So I had to say, how
can I transition so niggas won't play with me in
(16:31):
these streets? Then I'm a comedian, So I just put
Cleon the comedian. Now when you come to shows, you
see this niggas really funny, there's clear On the comedian.
So that's how I had to I had to ease
my way in because I was really coming from the streets.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
No. Yeah, but you know, because like I said, I
had never heard of you until Reggie Carroll was like,
you know, I was coming to do shows.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh yeah. In Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah yeah, and Reggie was, are you gotta hook up
with my boy? Clear? I was like, who is Cleon?
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm like the underground street comment, like, right, I'm just
I'm just in the streets.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So I like, I like it out here. Man.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I know, but you're so talented, So why, like, do
you want to hit the I used to Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Used to want to be in big movies. I used
to want to be this big star. They can have
all that. At the end of the day, when all
that stuff done, they come back to the streets.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, because you're I mean you're huge on the internet, right,
I mean you have like almost a half familiar followers, right, so,
and then I mean all of shit, like everything that
you post be funny, Like I'm always like this bitch
is stalking me because I'm always in the like like like,
cause you're funny as fuck. And I appreciate like, I
(17:48):
appreciate authentic. Yeah, I appreciate authentic funny. I appreciate underground.
I appreciate celebrity because it takes a lot to get there, too,
But I always appreciate the underdog and people that the
world hasn't gotten a chance to like really see just yet.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, but I really I enjoyed my position even in
in this game. You have to find your lane, right,
Like when you find your lane, you just you plant
to see in your lane. My lane is women and men,
high end fashion, pretty women, niggas with money. That's my lane, right.
The lane is for the black is not broad, you know,
(18:23):
like it's it's it's cool, right, So I in it like,
I master my lane.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If it cross over, it cross over. If it don't,
it don't. As long as I can survive off my talent,
that's in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm cool and.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Do you have any children?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Three?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You have three kids?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, two seventeen and one nineteen two.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
How you go from nineteen to seventeen to two?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I was in the streets. I told you got busy.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Is she out here in Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
So did Baltimore? The two year older is too, No,
I have two. That's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh, I thought you said seventeen nineteen, And I told
you that Baltimore was gonna come out.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I have two kids, my son Elijah, my daughter Cameron, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, I thought you said you had a two year old.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh that's why I said, how did you end up?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Ain't having no more I having no more kids? That
shit dead?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He said, what you mean?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
The sperm count is dead, the spuring count.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Dad, I'm just not having no more kids.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm cool, right right? Okay, so day in life? What's
going on with your dating life? Because I know the
ladies after they see this, they don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm I'm I'm fucking I tell them I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Fucking I mean you, okay with just fucking.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay with this dating I'm not dating. I'm just saying
this in general, not just saying you.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I look at like that.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Ship type of person. I like being in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I used to be. But do you do you date women?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do I date women?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, so you don't know how stressful they're dating
a woman? Right? Women are stressful as hell?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You don't date them, so you don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
No, but I'm a woman and I'm not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Do you date women? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I am a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Do you date women?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I'm gonna go on a date with a woman just because.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You keep saying okay, and then you will see.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why are women stressful? Because they know what they want?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Y'all don't know what y'all want. We can't never make
y'all happy. That's not true, that's very true.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's very fat.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You are happy, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
First of all, y'all fired, y'all get y'all are fired.
The only person who's not fired. Women are not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
You must to know who you got sitting right here.
This is my lane right here. Okay, let's get busy.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Listen, let's get busy.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Women are very stressful.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Tell me why women?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
We can We can't make y'all happy. Y'all know we
can't make you're happy. Women are only happy for what
y'all enjoy at that moment.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I'm happy, I'm in a relationship right now. I'm not
happy at that.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So you just said you weren't dating, So no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, because I'm not dating. I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Also, do y'all go on dates?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I mean we go out, we do things. That's not
dating if you're in a relationship. I thought dating was
Maybe I need to learn a better definition to date.
Dating is when you're trying to court somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Right, your man got a court you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Well, I mean, but once you get married, is that
still because I mean you still going on dates and
that's still date.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Doesn't you want dates when you're married?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, exactly, so that's still dating.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Still dating.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You want a man to date you, right, y'all always
wanted to be dated. Y'all want a man to plan everything.
Many they're planning things all their life.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't. I plan stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
So you want to be in control.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I am in control.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No, it's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's a big problem. It's not a big Why do
you want to be a control I don't want to just.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Be in control. I want him to have a level
of control, and then I want to have a level too.
I think that also. Okay, So me surprising him with
the date is me doing something nice for my man? Like, no,
I want to do something nice for my man.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, what's wrong with me wanting to do something nice
the way you say that?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Maybe I'm using the wrong words, but I like to
surprise my man with stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think that sounds a lot better.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Like don't you like getting surprises from your work?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah? But I like my woman saying she controlled me
on the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, but I'm just saying some men need to be controlled.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, hey man, I know that. God like I like
to be controlled. But that's their lamb. I'm not gonna
knock that. But when you when you have a man.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So you don't like to be controlled in the bedroom
or nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I like for you to make suggestions, nigga, you just.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Want to hear the word control in a different form. Nah,
So you like to hear the word control as a suggestion.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
A suggestion, because when a woman thinks she in control,
she started get disrespectful in a long term. In the
long way, y'all start becoming disrespectful, like you start thinking
I'm your son.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You want to control the situation.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
If I plan a date, don't count on my date
with what you think I planted this? So let me
so just come with us and let us see.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah what else said?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I was going to rock out?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's lit. So you actually are a planner.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm a planner.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah. See, my dude's a planner too. That's why I
feel like if he's a planner, I have to plan too,
because I don't want to feel like I'm just taking
take and take and.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Take that's even exchange.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, I'm not a taker. I also like to give,
and I think that that's a good quality and a
good trait.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But that's but you came up different.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't know you, but you know we all came from.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't even feel comfortable just constantly receiving, like and
not giving back in some type of you know what
I mean. It's like going fifty fifty, well not even
fifty to fifty, but just.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
In a mindset like like because you want to give.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, you know, like I don't feel comfortable. I feel
like I'm using and I'm not a user.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's a partnership.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. To see, my mom and dad been married for
fifty two years.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And that's believe your mom held him down for some years.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh she's still holding him down. My mom is like
his caretaker right now. But he put in a lot
of work and now she is making sure he is
great at his older age.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
A lot a lot of relationships fail because they're not partners, right,
It's one sided, right.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, So that's why I feel like I have to,
you know, like not just take but.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Back to the dating park. Okay, there's a situationship for me.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's because you haven't found a good woman.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I had a lot of good women. To what happened,
I fucked up. See I was learning.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, nigga, if you had a lot, how many.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'm a good woman, magnet. I just I just always
just beat good women.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So you take women for granted.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, I don't know how to take it for granted.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
It's just that I used to have a bad way
of explaining that I want to be a free man
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I wanted to come and go as I please.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Cheer polygamus, that's what you want, call it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I just want to be free. When you crushed me.
If I don't feel like talking, I don't feel like talking,
big like, just let me chill. That's most men.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
But most men are afraid most men, I'm telling you
as most men. Most most men can't say it because
they don't want to hear what that woman are gonna
say after they said.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I kind of feel the same way though, as a woman.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
So you fuck with me alone?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Like no, because I travel so my one of my
producers on the show, and my my bandmate when he
was in a band together, is still doing our thing.
He travels with me everywhere. He's like my security, my
right hand man. Uh wej Joe, we come. I had
him on tour with me, opening for me. He's behind
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the camera right now. And sometimes dudes in my life
that I'm with they be thinking me and him fucking.
We're not fucking at all. Never fuck.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I don't like guys like that.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But what I'm saying is just because he's a man,
I have to hear it, like this nigga traveling with you. Yes, yes,
If it's not him, it's gonna be another nigga, it's
gonna be the security.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Let mesure this. How many times do that to a guy?
You say that before you cut him off.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I've dealt with that a lot because I'm like, because
I'm not gonna cut him off. It always is family
to me.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's gonna grow.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There's one question from this level to this level this level,
are you sure you ain't doing this or you must
be sucking?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Answered the phone, but you're right to sleep.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I do be sleep, but I answer my phone. That's
the thing. So I understand what you're saying. Where sometimes
you just say yea man, go ahead with that ship
cause it's like, especially as a female, media.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
If a guy came to appreciate you grinding you got
the guy that's what you that's also protecting you. They
could come on the road, then quit your job and
come on out here with me.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Then I said that, come on it. I've said that,
I've said.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm not saying you can't come. But it's gonna cost
you though, because you wanna get out of here. You
wanna stop what I'm doing. Now, you gotta ticket the
whole team. Now you see, you gotta spend thousands, thousands
and thousand dollars if you sitting in the background and
you have no place out here, but until I'm ready
to settle down, now you mad right, I'm boyd. I
ain't got nothing deep, or you should have stayed there.
(27:30):
I said, work, start complaining.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Right, And then my other producer mad. I can't put
the business out there though.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But the one that was smoking, we were.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Coughd what.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Not?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
We okay, because I just wanted the women to know,
like I ain't fucking mad. We actually just working, okay,
Like Matt's a good dude, he's a worker. But I
don't want a woman to try to come into this
ship and fuck up what we got going on because
you're producing for Tori again. You getting Tori this, and
(28:08):
you're doing this for Tori and Tori Tori, he's working.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I told what females, man, and they think I'm fucking
my team.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Hey, they think I'm sucking my team.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You probably sucked a few of them though I ain't.
Good job, good job you wanted the niggas. That's actually
not fucking the people. No.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I tried. I tried.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
They said keep business, and I had to make a decision, like, y'all,
do you do good work for me?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Keep y'all around. I'm a man. I tried.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, Well, Matt hasn't tried to fuck me and acting up.
He's not tried to fuck me, So thank y'all for not.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I tried.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I haven't tried to fuck y'all. Okay, So thank you
who think these niggas ain't trying to fuck me.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, take a deep rel get tough.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Because I had a lot of niggas, I'd be like, nigga,
can we just work.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's a down far as a woman in this game, man,
because I got everybody gonna try to and then they'd
be so messed up with, Like all right, some guys
be in position.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And say, oh, Y're gonna give him no pussy? All right, Well,
I ain't gonna open the gates for.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You see and there, and that'd be some stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, but there's been a few niggas in power that
have tried it, and I just be like, you know what,
don't get me wrong. I thought about it like this, nigga,
give me this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Ship because sometime niggas they can flate and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Right, and I'm like, nah, you know, I'm gonna just
keep working and use.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, you're doing an excellent job, man like you thank you,
You're really getting out the mud.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, I am. It's harder too, because I can't tell
you how many people has you know, they be scared
to work with me because of Kevin, And I'd be like,
you know, y'all scared to come and do ship with
to me and this nigga is never gonna put you
on and nothing, so you know, why are you scared?
Like at least I'm gonna give you an opportunity or
(30:08):
you know, So.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It's got to deal more like more likely minded people, man,
like right, yeah, fuck with the people.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's that's that's hungry. I don't. I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
How long a person to be doing something if you
don't still have that spuck and that ribe to to
do stuff for free in this industry, Like you're never
gonna get a hit.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, but you gotta love it to that.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You gotta love it man, right, Yeah, you gotta love it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah? What why you make that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Man? Come on?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, because you was about to say something I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh, you just want to keep it the cool on,
keeping the cool.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No say something I forgot, don't keep it cool? Clear,
next question, next question.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Turn heat up fan fan.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
But she got it, She got it, she got it.
Look her way to that, like it. If I'm in
town on Sunday, she gotta start working on Monday. Like
start dming me like, hey, how you doing? Like, she
gotta start building the conversation. Give me enough time to
dissect that page. Make sure she ain't crazy. Have a
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few phone conversations like are you cool?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We can go?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So you really be looking at DMS you God damn.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Right, everybody look at DMS man. Oh yeah, I don't know.
I ain't in your phone, but I know I do.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I mean, like, how do you have time.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm free.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No you would how okay, how many shows are you
doing a week?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Three or four?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Three or four?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, We're really not that busy. We don'tly busy enough
for people who don't we don't want to deal.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
With And no, no, no, I really be busy. Like
I have two auditions that I have to do tonight.
I gotta shoot these ships tonight, and I know this
ship's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Look at them all.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You're free, and my agent will be like, what the
fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We ain't because we ain't a rock so we got time.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I gotta go play a principal and then they gonna
see this. I'd be like this the new principal right here. Okay,
so but I'll be checking though, I'll be checking you
be checked.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, I ain't that busy.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah experience, best fan experience, m.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Best fan experience, best fan experience. Uh fucking let's get dirty.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, get dirty.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I had three girls that was a girlfriend that none
of them couldn't choose who wanted to sleep with me.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I fucked all of them.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
The same night, the same.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Time, same room.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I got busy. You Virginia Beach, Funny Bone in the
Green room.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, in my hotel, the Western. You been't have the
funny bone, you know where they put you at on
the Western?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
How come women don't be getting these like types of
groupies because.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Y'all don't want it. They're around, so you want that,
you want start right, it's part of your show. They
just clapped me because no.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I break the fourth wall. Yeah, if you want to
break the fourth wall, you can talk to them too.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
No, no, no, listen they they so with three women, right,
they were all old, they probably in their fifties.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh fifties.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They was nice too, okay, and we all love you
all right, who's going? Okay? So, and they couldn't and
they couldn't decide.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So you're telling me I missed my opportunity to fuck
Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, you said you should have said something.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I told him that I thought I was.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
In I thought you don't say ship about going on dates.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, I told Sam, I was like, Sam, I love you,
Sam old, I know, but I loved him as an artist.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I said, Samuel Jackson, I'm your biggest fan. I love you,
and I was in the cellar.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
I mean, but I don't want to know how many
people said that, So that's not like, that's not like
you gotta tell nigga like Sammy, I want to fuck
you Sam, but he got a let him get like
y'all said, give me the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
He got a wife, and I don't want to fuck Sam.
I've never you know, I just I just liked him
as an artist. But no, I never wanted to fox him.
But okay, as as a comedian on the road every weekend,
would you say, you're guaranteed the fuck a bitch everything?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
My content is ladies for awful ladies. I mean, I
got three four hundred women in the audience. I'm standing
there entertaining.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So you're basically they're just slinging dick pretty much.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I'm entertaining women. I got entertained women for a living.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
So it's like you're a male stripper, can Median.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, I don't strip.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Women are standing, women are sitting in the order watching
a manly man performed like all that kind of like
I tell you man stuff like my character is mainly
and a lot of people are missing that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You like, So you're putting women up on game.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
For hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You're looking at the man, it only take you two
seconds where you wanna fuck me or not? He watched
me for hour ahead, So even you're gonna love me
or you're gonna hate me.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Has a woman ever paid you for sex?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Somebody off it turned it down? A couple, a.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Couple like two women or a man and a man
and a woman. You need to watch his wife get fun.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, offer me ten grand and you turn it down.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Fucking right.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I said, where are you gonna be at? He said,
in the drinking off? I said, nah, I'm cool. I
don't where you'renna think you're gona put none that.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I did? Yeah, I ain't a man.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
But maybe that was just was he black?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
He was black, the black comple.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That was just his fantasy. Though, Why you ain't let
that man get his fantasy?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Man, I ain't broke.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What if he would have said, can I be on FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I no, man, It was a glass with a locked
door and I had the cold to the door. Then yeah,
with the exes, me leaving some private cause I'm a
good fuck. So you seen me smashing and white, you're
going to get upset. I'm in that dog in your
bitch man? You you mad?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Is that I'm in there, dog in your bit.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, who is this nigga? I'm on wild the fuck sce.
I was twelve. I'm nice.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Twelve God damn, who touched you?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Ain't nobody touch I've been in the streets for long.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Twelve.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I was a grown man at seventeen, nigga, but twelve twelve, man,
that's Baltimore. That's what Baltimore did.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I ain't now Listen.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I have kids, you know, and I say that, not
the breag, but that's just how my life was. And
I got have two great, amazing parents who raised me well.
But that's what the streets done to me. And I'm
glad that. I'm glad I got out there early because
I probably would be like, like, I'm friends, so I'm
dead in most in jail right hey, But I'm a
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head telling them jokes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Damn, don't try I'm not crying them. Yeah, I was
a water because I'm thinking about my son. You say that,
and I'm like, I hope my son is not like
you know, I still think he's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
In my mind? I still want him to be a virgin?
Old is he he's seventeen? Oh yeah, he's doing track,
running track here, smash smashing.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Hey man, that's it at seventeen. Man, you know sometimes
you gotta take the chains up. You gotta start telling
them use protection, you can't get trouble.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I tell him all the time, because I'll be
telling them too, like you got the golden dick like nigga.
You gotta know, like you're Hendry's heart, like nigga, you
can't just be out here slinging it to these bitches.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Next thing, you know, got a baby, your grandmother.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well not even that, but it's just like you know,
you can't do certain things. You gotta be very cautious
because these women is on your ass.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, I'm quite sure. You know he like this good.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Kid, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Good upbringing.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah man, But twelve this makes me.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Think behind the bushes, took my jacket off, put it
on the dirt.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Behind the bushes.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Well someone fuck at the twelve were the fucking the
pop the bushes high Put the jacket, damn say, I
was always a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Put the jack. I don't want to dust in your
ass jacket. I don't have a fuck to work.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
He was out here playing hide and go get it.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Seven seven eleven high go freak, should like to go
get Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, how you go?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You ran slow?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well you ain't listen? You say she ran slow?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Do you want to get caught?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
She was just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Gee clean, there'sself.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Do you think men can be faithful from the ae
thae thirty until they.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Die, thirty until they die?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I think anybody can be faithful.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I think that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Fact, I think that it's a choice. I think it's
a choice. Why, yes, yes, you can be faithful. Do
you think that? Why do men think that women don't
have the same thoughts and desires as men? Because yes
we do, Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What's the thought?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
A thought like I can see a good looking man
and be like god damn, But you don't. But I
don't you know why? Because it's a choice. It's a
choice for me to be faithful as a woman that
has her I have options, like I have a shitload
of options.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Of course, want to fuck.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Okay, so that's why I'm saying, But I choose if
I'm in a relationship to not exercise those options. But
am I blind to see good looking men?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm not blind. That's the thing you men think it's
just y'all. It's not to me how many options.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
You get when you walk out on the street.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's just not a person.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
What do you say, Oh shit, okay, we gotta change
yet something something you ain't doing right. We gotta fix that. Okay.
But you know, I get options, and I just choose
not to exercise those options. But I see nice looking men,
(40:54):
I see it, and I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Oh, he's fine as fun a party.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You know. Like I mean, there's been plenty of times
where I was like, Okay, you better get the fuck
out of here. And here's say you know what I'm saying,
and then they'll fall in love. I mean I've had
niggas that, you know, fell in love and I'd be like,
get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Don't ain't want it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Don't fall in love because you'll get hurt.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Dang, you're a gangster.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, I'm a vet nigga. I shoot guns. I was
in the military. I jump out the planes, bungee jump.
I need fucking action and excitement. That's why I said
I choose to be what's your sign? I'm a pisces.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh yeah, very particular, yeah, precise. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But when I'm in something. I'm loyal.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
I like to be It take you a long time
to really like somebody. But y'all, y'all can deal with
the person.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
In No, No, they don't take me a long time.
I fall like fast. I like to get it, get
in it. Yeah, but as soon as that person they
do something, I'm gonna be like, like one n thing, one,
just one, just one. I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
It was trash.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I just didn't like it. I just was like, this
isn't for me.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, you don't like Cheatah?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
At this age? If you rap it up? Is cheating
still a deal breaking for you at this age? For
Miss Springs, she didn't still a deal breaking for you?
Be honest.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Now hold on, let me let me think about that,
because I do have to be brutally honest. Is cheating
a deal breaker if you cheat on me? Because I
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am independent, I don't need you for shit it So
if I'm with you, I want you and I'm dedicated
and I'm making sure that we're straight, and you have
to go out and cheat because I have the conversation
up front, I say, listen, if you still need to
be out in the street and do certain things, let
(43:15):
me know, so I know what I'm dealing with. So
if you cheat on me, you're out of here.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
So yes, cheats deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah I'm done because what's the point because tell me, like,
let's have these open conversations. Let's have open dialogue. Yeah,
at this grown age, why are we still doing shady
shit to each other?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's not shady Sometimes a guy, I need the extra
hole on the side.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, so let's talk about the extra hole on the side.
What is this extra hope bringing to the table. Can
this extra hope bring.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
In coming to the situation peace?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Can this extra what is this extra hope?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Brand ready to tell you if you start yelling.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'm not yelling. I'm being very fucking.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
High pitched here, bring peace to your relationship.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
She's bringing peace. No I am the piece. No I
am the piece. I'm the piece. No I am the piece.
I am the piece. I'm not bringing any like. I
don't even have time to be fucking trying to bring
you anything. You know what, I'm the person that everybody
brings drama to me. I promised you i'd bean like,
(44:21):
stop fucking bringing me drama because I don't give a
shit for real, for real, I'm too busy working out.
I'm too busy getting to the money. I'm too busy
creating shows. I'm too busy flying back, and I don't
got time to bring you anything but peace. Who's at
this age? If a woman is not bringing you peace?
Why are you with her? At this big age?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
They bring you comfort?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
If she ain't bringing you peace, that's not comfort.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
When I cheated on my lady, right right, all of them,
the side chick, help me love my lady more because
I was able to open up and say things to other.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Because you told her what the game was. If you're
telling the side chick what the game is, you're telling her. Yeah,
my lady ain't bringing me no peace. You know what
she's gonna do. Let me bring clear on peace.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
That's not what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I gotta bring him peace because if I don't bring
him peace, I'm not gonna be the side no more.
I'm gonna be on the outside. So let me bring
this man peace. You gave her the fucking game. Thank
you to Mika. I need more bitches in my audience.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Got the dance rounded up all right?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Let me real quick, guys, Dad talk about my side.
My side, My side, bitch, my.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Side bitch, that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I come, yeah, of course the side.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
My bitch is gonna be able to daddy. Here you go,
here's peace.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Side bitches bring us peace.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
No they don't you do.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yes, I do know. I don't have to deal with
women to know. You know why, because I have a
lot of friends that are gay.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Date one, all right, HOLLI.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Part two.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I'm Tory Hartley. Baby.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
This is cleasy baby.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
That you gir.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
You better read his thanks to Lean, pay attention to everything,
walk around town like he to shild, but behind closed
doors he'd be taking
What's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory? Tory cart you
are told in this Brutally I've been to a few,
Didny park I've done? I did? I said the other
day in the you say you masturbate a lot. If
you don't have a party, I have to get my
(00:24):
butt cut open. keV was like, yo, man Toy said,
Fire was not coming home the way he should have
been coming home, that mother fire. I got, what's up,
Y'all's your girl Tory Heart here with another episode of
Brutally Honest, and today I am here with you know what,
(00:48):
he don't really need no introduction. I'm gonna introduce him,
but he don't really need no introduction. I need y'all
to make some noise and give it up for my boy.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Clear.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, I'm just laughing because he just he don't even
he like subtle with the funny like it's very very
absolutely it's very subtle.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You got to hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You gotta hear it. But I enjoy it. And it's
it's the way you do your walk. It's it's the
walk is the talk. Because he's from Baltimore. Yeah, so
you know Baltimore niggas is chew you. Yeah, you too,
Give me, give me a few more, give me a
few more. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay, it might come out it might come out as.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, is this the first time that we met. Yeah,
it is nice to me too. Yeah. Yeah. We internet
friend that. This is why it's so funny because we
actually met online and you know we met through Red Carroll.
(02:01):
You know what, fuck Reggie Carroll. Yeah you still talk
to him?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, talk to that. Anybody, nerd get Reggie cool when
he's sober.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, nigga say off the drugs. Okay, But how's life?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Life is great?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Life is great, Yeah, shin, it's glowing.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Definitely glowing. I'm stressed free.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You're stress free, right, So you're not in a relationship or.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Nothing, never getting in one never never situationships only.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Never never situationships.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's new thing. It's it's a new thing in life. Situationships,
no relationships, situationship?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
What is a situationship?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Friends with with with limited benefits? Le's questions?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
How do you establish that? I tell you from the front, like, okay,
so if me and you was to go on a date,
right and I say, well, you're going to ask me
out right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So it kind of right, because I'll be getting asked
out a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, Well they're desperate, But I'm just saying I'm just
because I'm never asking no man out.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You never know the composition you get put in.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I'm never asking no man out on a date.
I don't care what kind of position.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
It is something wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Something you give a man an inch.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, because soon as you ask a man out on
the date, that's when they gonna feel like they got
the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
A man got the upper hand because he a man.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, he don't have the upper hand.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
The first I did about this one, you why excuse me?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Why do you think the man has the upper hand?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Because I'm a man?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, And why do you have the upper hand?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Because when violence come, I'm gonna protect you.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I have a gun now, Like, what if you can't
get to it, I will always get to it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, you never know how life's going to treat you.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm a vet.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't care what you are.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I was in the military.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I said, a lot of guys do guns in their hand.
Who a lot of them? Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna step
to you first, right, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Talking shit all right. All right, man, I just got
for our first time meeting clean and I gotta test
you a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Listen, I'm shopped, so I always.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Tested niggas when I first meet them. We got on
the Sergio Teshini sweatsuit.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Old school ship, little bit, you're in.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
A serge Yo to Shiny's what zup?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Fit? Nice?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You know about Sergei Yo to Shiny because we're Ross.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No Ross will sell there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Ross, No Ross, we having Sergio Toshini.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I go to Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh, I know it was one of them.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Ross Marshalls Fashion.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Fashion No yeah, fashion ovah. I actually no Fashion nov
I was a sponsor, you know, one of their ambassadors.
And then they told me one day we got we
can't pay you no more. And I was like what
But it was like we're still gonna send you some shit, right,
And I was like, no, you wanna not pay me?
Y'all was giving me fucking almost six k a month,
but now you just tell me, no, Tory, we can't
pay you no more, but you want me to keep
(04:54):
posting count your days fashion Nova ship. I do miss
some free clothes though, so I was out trying to
o the day, I was like, shit, how this is
going over my monthly budget? All right, cle y'all? Twenty
years in the game.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Twenty year, Yeah, nineteen twenty years, my birthday May twenty six?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You a Gemini? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Crazy as hell?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, So how has journey been?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What's one of the biggest lessons you've learned with stand
up comedy? And why haven't I met you? Why has
it been twenty years?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Like?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I know everybody? Why did?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know why you ain't meet me? I'll be
in a duck. I'm real quiet. I do a lot
of private stuff. I get my bag and I keep
it moving. Okay, yeah, I'm not alloud. I'm alloud on
social media, but that person, I'm real quiet. So all
my shoulders pretty much private. I get in and get out,
get that at the party, keep moving.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
How do you do that though? As a committ Like
we're okay, So how did you start? Let me ask
you this? Where did you start?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Like?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
What was the first I started at a I used
to live about being a comic before I was a comic.
I just tell like everybody, I'm a comedian. I'm a comedian.
But when I was like fifteen, my uncle brung a
VCR tape of Death Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was all the old school come with Steve Harvey,
Chris Tucker all and right. I wasn't really good in school,
Like I was like a kind of like a bad
reader in school.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But I wanted the actor first.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
But I've seen all the comedians get into movies off
of doing stand up, so I took that as a
shortcut to get into movies. Like all right, I started
doing stand up calmly built my own fan base. If
I can't get into movies, I could make my own
movies and sell them on DVD.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But what gave you the courage? Because it's not like
you just you saw death Jam you know video or whatever,
and it's you fifteen?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I just I was always in it. I played
saxophone sports, what's sports?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Football?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Football? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I was always some kind of entertainment like I was.
I would definitely did entertainment. That that was just my
just an overall goal.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
And one day one of my because I was used
to be a barbecoe, okay, one day one of my clients,
so y'all signed you up for a comedy show? I said,
what do you mean I don't had no jokes for
you to sign me up for no show? It was
a bringer show. Had to bring five people and you
get seven minutes on stage.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And this was in Baltimore, Baltimore. Okay, I was nineteen.
I did the show.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I said, if I went a competition, I would you
stand up forever. But everybody that was on the show
was like eight nine years in the game. So when
I went, I had no jokes. I had nothing. But
in the barber shop, I mean all the barbers used
to always joke on each other all day long. So
you're gonna stand up seven minutes a long time when
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you don't have no no material off.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And you know when you're joking back and forth at
the barbershop because a lot of barbers think they comedian. Yeah,
but you actually was a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, No, I wasn't. I was a barber. I just
was funny.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
No, but you you're doing comedy now, so yeah, you
were one.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of the barbers that was really a commedy.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
It was really a comedian because every barber is a
comedian and every hairdresser is a psychologist.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I mean they was. It was like nine of them.
They all would come at me.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I had to defend nine different body types, nine different personalities.
I was the youngest, okay, and when I went on stage,
had no jokes, but I had a smile, he charisma,
and like the two minutes doing my set, I was
dancing and I ran out of I ran out of energy, Like, damn,
what I'm gonna say next. One of the barbers that
(08:23):
I always talk about came in the show and said, man,
you I should bow your ass. And when he said that,
everything from the shop I used to say. I said
it on stage. Okay, I got a standing ovation, so
it just so you just started I.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Started saying it. Already knew about him.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That I know work, did you? Okay? Were you directing
it at him?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
At him?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Because he came as a heckler, but nobody knew that
I knew him. Oh so he helped you, He helped me.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
He don't even know he helped me.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But why wouldn't he come in as a heckler and
it's your boy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Because he from the barbership. He was a barber. He
always talked shit. He just came in late yelling, man,
I should boo your ass, And I just started mosting
that nigga. Man, But I said everything that I already
knew from the shot right on stage as a comic,
and it sound is so professional.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And I beat all them niggas.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is it somebody that you beat that the audience or
me would know?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Uh No, there was, there was locals, nobody, None of
them niggas ain't make it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Nah, they ain't make it. I'm driving Uber. Now. You
gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Man. We ain't gonna talk. We ain't gonna discredit Uber.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's not an easy game. Comedy is not an easy
game at all.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It's tough. It's tough.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's very tough.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You gotta have all components.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, I mean, because I can't tell you how many
people be, you know, talking ship Like when I had
got my you know, when I got my opportunity to
work on stage with Dion Cole Cat Williams. I'm trying
to think who else is a Martin Lawrence. I was
at the Royal Farms Arena, won New Year's I got
the opportunity and you know, and that's in front of
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like twenty something thousand people. Yeah, you know, and so
when people be saying, oh she's only getting on because
of her name? You motherfucker. Do you know how hard
it is? You just because I had my last name?
You think, oh yeah, give her, give her a Royal
Farms arena because her last name is Hard, Oh yeah,
Cat Williams. Put her on tour because her last name
is Hard or their like, are you an idiot?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You know what I'm saying is idiots? Man, But hey man,
fuck you beneficial. Don't get mad at that shit.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, but I'm saying that how you say comedy is
so hard?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hard?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why you say it's hard? We made it hard.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
It's the smallest entertainment. It's the smallest window for an
artist to break, because nobody can make a comic right.
Like music, I could put you on so many features.
I could blow you up and you drop songs and
stand up. If they record out set and put it
on social media, we got right a whole new set.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Why you think that can't We can't take that set
and keep touring with it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
When you do the same set in front of the
same people, it become less funny.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like it takes it really takes a good joke two
years to really to develop yeah, right, you know, but
when people record, that's why, you know, Dave's Chapelle Cab
all them niggas. When you come into the to my show,
lock your phone up because if you record my.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Set, I can't use it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I can't use it. It's hard to make people. Let right.
It pissed me all when people coming.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Comedy shows and they gonna live at your show, Like, bro,
why are.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
You gonna live?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Put your phone up, man.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Like you're giving them a free show. You played fifty
dollars to see me, right, put your phone up.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
If people don't know the comedy etiquette. So that's why
it's kind of hard. It's kind of hard because it's
not music. Music is lifetime. Yeah, people sing the same
song Frankie Beverley, amazing. They made that shit when he
was twelve.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's better the more they know it.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now they eighty, yeah, not twelve. Well, they singing the
same song. Yeah, still getting money, the same song, right.
We can't say the same joke from when we first started, right, Hold,
you fifty were fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I ain't fifty yet, damn, cleon, I don't don't nigga
cause somebody take his liquor away.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
You got my sweats your head to get you back.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I can't get you what I said about your sweats.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I got it from ross.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, you said you got it from raw? Or did
I say you got it from? You said you got
it from Why said Rossy? Having Sergio Tchin?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
They do all right?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Well you said Marshalls Mars. Okay, so you roasted the barber. Okay, Uh,
if you could roast a comedian right now without no consequences,
(12:46):
who would it be.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't. I'm not a roaster. I can't roast.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's how you want the competition though.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
That was about luck. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's like I roast me right now.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I can't shoot. Don't roast.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
My roast is personal, so I'd rather not roast.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I'm a lad, I'm a gentleman. I'm a laid back guy.
I don't.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I don't talk about people because I let you get me.
Then I'm gonna speak facts to you, right, I'm gonna
shut it down. Okay, we ain't gonna we ain't gonna
pay no kind of games. I'm not the joker like
comments come up, Oh yeah, I got this.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We ain't even doing all.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
That okay, because most people think that comedians are yeah
in all day long, just sitting around here joking or
how you feel about people that always gotta crack jokes
or comedian because I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I can't stand them.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, comedians that always.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's trying to be funny.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Right, and they just constantly, you.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Know, like they don't have stage time, so they don't tour,
they don't perform. So we're that audience, right, I go ahead, chance,
I gave a little hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You're gonna perform, so bad man, go ahead, So you.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Pay the people to be trying to make you laugh.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I started because like you're just trying to put on
the show. Were in the green room chilling. You want
to come in and all right, one up to your
jokes is cool, right, but you want to go on
and on and bro like we're here talking about business.
We're trying to elevate, right right, you want to keep
talking about what somebody doing. As soon as somebody said, well,
last time you perform, man, last time you've been.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
On tour, that's what you're asking now, it feels hurt.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, yeah, who you tour with?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
How about you getting paid the show? Right, That's how
I talked to niggas. You wanna keep doing what you're
getting the show bro, right now, you're doing that shit, Cleon,
you started, I told you relaxed three times right.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Cleon? Is that your birth name?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
The middle name, that's your middle name.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's like your real middle name, Cleon. You know that's
from Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I was born to Star.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, I know you didn't heard this a million times?
He was ready. He's like I was born to STARp.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I was born to Star. Cleon's unique name.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, what exactly does does it mean?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Star mean star?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And because I'm not into star Trek me neither, I
just made it. I just noted the nigga with the
head that.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
His name started with a C.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, that's a c Cleon.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, okay, I didn't start with a cake, right.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So what's your first name? Keith? Okay, so, Keith Cleon Norman,
Keith Norman. It's a white name, yeah, and it sounds
like a painter or a janitor, but a relative.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, Jane, you about don't give me the don't know
bother me Now, I'm just with you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I gotta.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ja it's your friend because you look, that's that's in
my head now because your friend that went the dregs,
so that's the organization.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
This man.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Maintenance man. So I'm like, uh, it's just in my
head now. But your stage name is Cleon the Comedian, right, Okay,
do you feel like that's helped you or hindered you.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It helped me in Baltimore because I was known as
Cleon uh in the streets of Baltimore. Okay, they got
to get the money, all the brothers that get the money.
So it was like I had a street name. Everybody
know Cleon the women from the cars running around. So
I had to tell So I had to say, how
can I transition so niggas won't play with me in
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these streets? Then I'm a comedian, So I just put
Cleon the comedian. Now when you come to shows, you
see this niggas really funny, there's clear On the comedian.
So that's how I had to I had to ease
my way in because I was really coming from the streets.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
No. Yeah, but you know, because like I said, I
had never heard of you until Reggie Carroll was like,
you know, I was coming to do shows.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh yeah. In Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah yeah, and Reggie was, are you gotta hook up
with my boy? Clear? I was like, who is Cleon?
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm like the underground street comment, like, right, I'm just
I'm just in the streets.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So I like, I like it out here. Man.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I know, but you're so talented, So why, like, do
you want to hit the I used to Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Used to want to be in big movies. I used
to want to be this big star. They can have
all that. At the end of the day, when all
that stuff done, they come back to the streets.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, because you're I mean you're huge on the internet, right,
I mean you have like almost a half familiar followers, right, so,
and then I mean all of shit, like everything that
you post be funny, Like I'm always like this bitch
is stalking me because I'm always in the like like like,
cause you're funny as fuck. And I appreciate like, I
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appreciate authentic. Yeah, I appreciate authentic funny. I appreciate underground.
I appreciate celebrity because it takes a lot to get there, too,
But I always appreciate the underdog and people that the
world hasn't gotten a chance to like really see just yet.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, but I really I enjoyed my position even in
in this game. You have to find your lane, right,
Like when you find your lane, you just you plant
to see in your lane. My lane is women and men,
high end fashion, pretty women, niggas with money. That's my lane, right.
The lane is for the black is not broad, you know,
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like it's it's it's cool, right, So I in it like,
I master my lane.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If it cross over, it cross over. If it don't,
it don't. As long as I can survive off my talent,
that's in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm cool and.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You're doing that.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Do you have any children?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Three?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You have three kids?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, two seventeen and one nineteen two.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
How you go from nineteen to seventeen to two?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I was in the streets. I told you got busy.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Is she out here in Atlanta?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
So did Baltimore? The two year older is too, No,
I have two. That's seventeen.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh, I thought you said seventeen nineteen, And I told
you that Baltimore was gonna come out.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I have two kids, my son Elijah, my daughter Cameron, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, I thought you said you had a two year old.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh that's why I said, how did you end up?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Ain't having no more I having no more kids? That
shit dead?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
He said, what you mean?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
The sperm count is dead, the spuring count.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Dad, I'm just not having no more kids.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I'm cool, right right? Okay, so day in life? What's
going on with your dating life? Because I know the
ladies after they see this, they don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm I'm I'm fucking I tell them I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Fucking I mean you, okay with just fucking.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You?
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay with this dating I'm not dating. I'm just saying
this in general, not just saying you.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I look at like that.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Ship type of person. I like being in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I used to be. But do you do you date women?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do I date women?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
All right, so you don't know how stressful they're dating
a woman? Right? Women are stressful as hell?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
You don't date them, so you don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
No, but I'm a woman and I'm not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Do you date women? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I am a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Do you date women?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I'm gonna go on a date with a woman just because.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You keep saying okay, and then you will see.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why are women stressful? Because they know what they want?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Y'all don't know what y'all want. We can't never make
y'all happy. That's not true, that's very true.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's very fat.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You are happy, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
First of all, y'all fired, y'all get y'all are fired.
The only person who's not fired. Women are not stressful.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
You must to know who you got sitting right here.
This is my lane right here. Okay, let's get busy.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Listen, let's get busy.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Women are very stressful.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Tell me why women?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
We can We can't make y'all happy. Y'all know we
can't make you're happy. Women are only happy for what
y'all enjoy at that moment.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I'm happy, I'm in a relationship right now. I'm not
happy at that.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So you just said you weren't dating, So no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, because I'm not dating. I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Also, do y'all go on dates?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I mean we go out, we do things. That's not
dating if you're in a relationship. I thought dating was
Maybe I need to learn a better definition to date.
Dating is when you're trying to court somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Right, your man got a court you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Well, I mean, but once you get married, is that
still because I mean you still going on dates and
that's still date.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Doesn't you want dates when you're married?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, exactly, so that's still dating.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Still dating.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You want a man to date you, right, y'all always
wanted to be dated. Y'all want a man to plan everything.
Many they're planning things all their life.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I don't. I plan stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
So you want to be in control.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I am in control.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
That's the problem.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No, it's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's a big problem. It's not a big Why do
you want to be a control I don't want to just.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Be in control. I want him to have a level
of control, and then I want to have a level too.
I think that also. Okay, So me surprising him with
the date is me doing something nice for my man? Like, no,
I want to do something nice for my man.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, what's wrong with me wanting to do something nice
the way you say that?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Maybe I'm using the wrong words, but I like to
surprise my man with stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think that sounds a lot better.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Like don't you like getting surprises from your work?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah? But I like my woman saying she controlled me
on the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, but I'm just saying some men need to be controlled.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, hey man, I know that. God like I like
to be controlled. But that's their lamb. I'm not gonna
knock that. But when you when you have a man.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
So you don't like to be controlled in the bedroom
or nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I like for you to make suggestions, nigga, you just.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Want to hear the word control in a different form. Nah,
So you like to hear the word control as a suggestion.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
A suggestion, because when a woman thinks she in control,
she started get disrespectful in a long term. In the
long way, y'all start becoming disrespectful, like you start thinking
I'm your son.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You want to control the situation.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
If I plan a date, don't count on my date
with what you think I planted this? So let me
so just come with us and let us see.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah what else said?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I was going to rock out?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's lit. So you actually are a planner.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm a planner.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah. See, my dude's a planner too. That's why I
feel like if he's a planner, I have to plan too,
because I don't want to feel like I'm just taking
take and take and.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Take that's even exchange.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, I'm not a taker. I also like to give,
and I think that that's a good quality and a
good trait.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
But that's but you came up different.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I don't know you, but you know we all came from.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't even feel comfortable just constantly receiving, like and
not giving back in some type of you know what
I mean. It's like going fifty fifty, well not even
fifty to fifty, but just.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
In a mindset like like because you want to give.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, you know, like I don't feel comfortable. I feel
like I'm using and I'm not a user.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's a partnership.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah. To see, my mom and dad been married for
fifty two years.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And that's believe your mom held him down for some years.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh she's still holding him down. My mom is like
his caretaker right now. But he put in a lot
of work and now she is making sure he is
great at his older age.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
A lot a lot of relationships fail because they're not partners, right,
It's one sided, right.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, So that's why I feel like I have to,
you know, like not just take but.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Back to the dating park. Okay, there's a situationship for me.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's because you haven't found a good woman.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I had a lot of good women. To what happened,
I fucked up. See I was learning.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, nigga, if you had a lot, how many.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'm a good woman, magnet. I just I just always
just beat good women.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So you take women for granted.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, I don't know how to take it for granted.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
It's just that I used to have a bad way
of explaining that I want to be a free man
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I wanted to come and go as I please.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Cheer polygamus, that's what you want, call it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I just want to be free. When you crushed me.
If I don't feel like talking, I don't feel like talking,
big like, just let me chill. That's most men.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
But most men are afraid most men, I'm telling you
as most men. Most most men can't say it because
they don't want to hear what that woman are gonna
say after they said.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I kind of feel the same way though, as a woman.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
So you fuck with me alone?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Like no, because I travel so my one of my
producers on the show, and my my bandmate when he
was in a band together, is still doing our thing.
He travels with me everywhere. He's like my security, my
right hand man. Uh wej Joe, we come. I had
him on tour with me, opening for me. He's behind
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the camera right now. And sometimes dudes in my life
that I'm with they be thinking me and him fucking.
We're not fucking at all. Never fuck.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I don't like guys like that.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
But what I'm saying is just because he's a man,
I have to hear it, like this nigga traveling with you. Yes, yes,
If it's not him, it's gonna be another nigga, it's
gonna be the security.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Let mesure this. How many times do that to a guy?
You say that before you cut him off.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I've dealt with that a lot because I'm like, because
I'm not gonna cut him off. It always is family
to me.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's gonna grow.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
There's one question from this level to this level this level,
are you sure you ain't doing this or you must
be sucking?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Answered the phone, but you're right to sleep.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I do be sleep, but I answer my phone. That's
the thing. So I understand what you're saying. Where sometimes
you just say yea man, go ahead with that ship
cause it's like, especially as a female, media.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
If a guy came to appreciate you grinding you got
the guy that's what you that's also protecting you. They
could come on the road, then quit your job and
come on out here with me.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Then I said that, come on it. I've said that,
I've said.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm not saying you can't come. But it's gonna cost
you though, because you wanna get out of here. You
wanna stop what I'm doing. Now, you gotta ticket the
whole team. Now you see, you gotta spend thousands, thousands
and thousand dollars if you sitting in the background and
you have no place out here, but until I'm ready
to settle down, now you mad right, I'm boyd. I
ain't got nothing deep, or you should have stayed there.
(27:30):
I said, work, start complaining.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Right, And then my other producer mad. I can't put
the business out there though.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
But the one that was smoking, we were.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Coughd what.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Not?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
We okay, because I just wanted the women to know,
like I ain't fucking mad. We actually just working, okay,
Like Matt's a good dude, he's a worker. But I
don't want a woman to try to come into this
ship and fuck up what we got going on because
you're producing for Tori again. You getting Tori this, and
(28:08):
you're doing this for Tori and Tori Tori, he's working.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I told what females, man, and they think I'm fucking
my team.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Hey, they think I'm sucking my team.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You probably sucked a few of them though I ain't.
Good job, good job you wanted the niggas. That's actually
not fucking the people. No.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I tried. I tried.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
They said keep business, and I had to make a decision, like, y'all,
do you do good work for me?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Keep y'all around. I'm a man. I tried.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Okay, Well, Matt hasn't tried to fuck me and acting up.
He's not tried to fuck me, So thank y'all for not.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I tried.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I haven't tried to fuck y'all. Okay, So thank you
who think these niggas ain't trying to fuck me.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, take a deep rel get tough.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Because I had a lot of niggas, I'd be like, nigga,
can we just work.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's a down far as a woman in this game, man,
because I got everybody gonna try to and then they'd
be so messed up with, Like all right, some guys
be in position.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And say, oh, Y're gonna give him no pussy? All right, Well,
I ain't gonna open the gates for.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You see and there, and that'd be some stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
No, but there's been a few niggas in power that
have tried it, and I just be like, you know what,
don't get me wrong. I thought about it like this, nigga,
give me this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Ship because sometime niggas they can flate and.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Right, and I'm like, nah, you know, I'm gonna just
keep working and use.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, you're doing an excellent job, man like you thank you,
You're really getting out the mud.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, I am. It's harder too, because I can't tell
you how many people has you know, they be scared
to work with me because of Kevin, And I'd be like,
you know, y'all scared to come and do ship with
to me and this nigga is never gonna put you
on and nothing, so you know, why are you scared?
Like at least I'm gonna give you an opportunity or
(30:08):
you know, So.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
It's got to deal more like more likely minded people, man,
like right, yeah, fuck with the people.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's that's that's hungry. I don't. I really don't care.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
How long a person to be doing something if you
don't still have that spuck and that ribe to to
do stuff for free in this industry, Like you're never
gonna get a hit.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, but you gotta love it to that.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
You gotta love it man, right, Yeah, you gotta love it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah? What why you make that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Man? Come on?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, because you was about to say something I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh, you just want to keep it the cool on,
keeping the cool.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No say something I forgot, don't keep it cool? Clear,
next question, next question.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Turn heat up fan fan.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
But she got it, She got it, she got it.
Look her way to that, like it. If I'm in
town on Sunday, she gotta start working on Monday. Like
start dming me like, hey, how you doing? Like, she
gotta start building the conversation. Give me enough time to
dissect that page. Make sure she ain't crazy. Have a
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few phone conversations like are you cool?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We can go?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So you really be looking at DMS you God damn.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Right, everybody look at DMS man. Oh yeah, I don't know.
I ain't in your phone, but I know I do.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I mean, like, how do you have time.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm free.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
No you would how okay, how many shows are you
doing a week?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Three or four?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Three or four?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, We're really not that busy. We don'tly busy enough
for people who don't we don't want to deal.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
With And no, no, no, I really be busy. Like
I have two auditions that I have to do tonight.
I gotta shoot these ships tonight, and I know this
ship's gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Look at them all.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You're free, and my agent will be like, what the
fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We ain't because we ain't a rock so we got time.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I gotta go play a principal and then they gonna
see this. I'd be like this the new principal right here. Okay,
so but I'll be checking though, I'll be checking you
be checked.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, I ain't that busy.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah experience, best fan experience, m.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Best fan experience, best fan experience. Uh fucking let's get dirty.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, get dirty.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I had three girls that was a girlfriend that none
of them couldn't choose who wanted to sleep with me.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I fucked all of them.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
The same night, the same.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Time, same room.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
I got busy. You Virginia Beach, Funny Bone in the
Green room.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
No, in my hotel, the Western. You been't have the
funny bone, you know where they put you at on
the Western?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
How come women don't be getting these like types of
groupies because.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Y'all don't want it. They're around, so you want that,
you want start right, it's part of your show. They
just clapped me because no.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I break the fourth wall. Yeah, if you want to
break the fourth wall, you can talk to them too.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
No, no, no, listen they they so with three women, right,
they were all old, they probably in their fifties.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh fifties.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They was nice too, okay, and we all love you
all right, who's going? Okay? So, and they couldn't and
they couldn't decide.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So you're telling me I missed my opportunity to fuck
Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, you said you should have said something.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I told him that I thought I was.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
In I thought you don't say ship about going on dates.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, I told Sam, I was like, Sam, I love you,
Sam old, I know, but I loved him as an artist.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
What did you say?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
I said, Samuel Jackson, I'm your biggest fan. I love you,
and I was in the cellar.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
I mean, but I don't want to know how many
people said that, So that's not like, that's not like
you gotta tell nigga like Sammy, I want to fuck
you Sam, but he got a let him get like
y'all said, give me the opportunity.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
He got a wife, and I don't want to fuck Sam.
I've never you know, I just I just liked him
as an artist. But no, I never wanted to fox him.
But okay, as as a comedian on the road every weekend,
would you say, you're guaranteed the fuck a bitch everything?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
My content is ladies for awful ladies. I mean, I
got three four hundred women in the audience. I'm standing
there entertaining.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So you're basically they're just slinging dick pretty much.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I'm entertaining women. I got entertained women for a living.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
So it's like you're a male stripper, can Median.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
No, I don't strip.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Women are standing, women are sitting in the order watching
a manly man performed like all that kind of like
I tell you man stuff like my character is mainly
and a lot of people are missing that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You like, So you're putting women up on game.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
For hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
You're looking at the man, it only take you two
seconds where you wanna fuck me or not? He watched
me for hour ahead, So even you're gonna love me
or you're gonna hate me.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Has a woman ever paid you for sex?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Somebody off it turned it down? A couple, a.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Couple like two women or a man and a man
and a woman. You need to watch his wife get fun.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, offer me ten grand and you turn it down.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Fucking right.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I said, where are you gonna be at? He said,
in the drinking off? I said, nah, I'm cool. I
don't where you'renna think you're gona put none that.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I did? Yeah, I ain't a man.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
But maybe that was just was he black?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
He was black, the black comple.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That was just his fantasy. Though, Why you ain't let
that man get his fantasy?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Man, I ain't broke.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
What if he would have said, can I be on FaceTime?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I no, man, It was a glass with a locked
door and I had the cold to the door. Then yeah,
with the exes, me leaving some private cause I'm a
good fuck. So you seen me smashing and white, you're
going to get upset. I'm in that dog in your
bitch man? You you mad?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Is that I'm in there, dog in your bit.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, who is this nigga? I'm on wild the fuck sce.
I was twelve. I'm nice.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Twelve God damn, who touched you?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Ain't nobody touch I've been in the streets for long.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Twelve.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I was a grown man at seventeen, nigga, but twelve twelve, man,
that's Baltimore. That's what Baltimore did.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I ain't now Listen.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I have kids, you know, and I say that, not
the breag, but that's just how my life was. And
I got have two great, amazing parents who raised me well.
But that's what the streets done to me. And I'm
glad that. I'm glad I got out there early because
I probably would be like, like, I'm friends, so I'm
dead in most in jail right hey, But I'm a
(37:17):
head telling them jokes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Damn, don't try I'm not crying them. Yeah, I was
a water because I'm thinking about my son. You say that,
and I'm like, I hope my son is not like
you know, I still think he's a virgin.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
In my mind? I still want him to be a virgin?
Old is he he's seventeen? Oh yeah, he's doing track,
running track here, smash smashing.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Hey man, that's it at seventeen. Man, you know sometimes
you gotta take the chains up. You gotta start telling
them use protection, you can't get trouble.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, I tell him all the time, because I'll be
telling them too, like you got the golden dick like nigga.
You gotta know, like you're Hendry's heart, like nigga, you
can't just be out here slinging it to these bitches.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Next thing, you know, got a baby, your grandmother.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well not even that, but it's just like you know,
you can't do certain things. You gotta be very cautious
because these women is on your ass.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, I'm quite sure. You know he like this good.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Kid, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Good upbringing.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah man, But twelve this makes me.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Think behind the bushes, took my jacket off, put it
on the dirt.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Behind the bushes.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Well someone fuck at the twelve were the fucking the
pop the bushes high Put the jacket, damn say, I
was always a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Put the jack. I don't want to dust in your
ass jacket. I don't have a fuck to work.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
He was out here playing hide and go get it.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Seven seven eleven high go freak, should like to go
get Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, how you go?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You ran slow?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Well you ain't listen? You say she ran slow?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Do you want to get caught?
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
She was just like, oh.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Gee clean, there'sself.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Do you think men can be faithful from the ae
thae thirty until they.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Die, thirty until they die?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
I think anybody can be faithful.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I think that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Fact, I think that it's a choice. I think it's
a choice. Why, yes, yes, you can be faithful. Do
you think that? Why do men think that women don't
have the same thoughts and desires as men? Because yes
we do, Yes we do.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
What's the thought?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
A thought like I can see a good looking man
and be like god damn, But you don't. But I
don't you know why? Because it's a choice. It's a
choice for me to be faithful as a woman that
has her I have options, like I have a shitload
of options.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Of course, want to fuck.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Okay, so that's why I'm saying, But I choose if
I'm in a relationship to not exercise those options. But
am I blind to see good looking men?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'm not blind. That's the thing you men think it's
just y'all. It's not to me how many options.
Speaker 6 (40:18):
You get when you walk out on the street.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That's just not a person.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
What do you say, Oh shit, okay, we gotta change
yet something something you ain't doing right. We gotta fix that. Okay.
But you know, I get options, and I just choose
not to exercise those options. But I see nice looking men,
(40:54):
I see it, and I'll be like.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Oh, he's fine as fun a party.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You know. Like I mean, there's been plenty of times
where I was like, Okay, you better get the fuck
out of here. And here's say you know what I'm saying,
and then they'll fall in love. I mean I've had
niggas that, you know, fell in love and I'd be like,
get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Don't ain't want it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Don't fall in love because you'll get hurt.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Dang, you're a gangster.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, I'm a vet nigga. I shoot guns. I was
in the military. I jump out the planes, bungee jump.
I need fucking action and excitement. That's why I said
I choose to be what's your sign? I'm a pisces.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh yeah, very particular, yeah, precise. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
But when I'm in something. I'm loyal.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
I like to be It take you a long time
to really like somebody. But y'all, y'all can deal with
the person.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
In No, No, they don't take me a long time.
I fall like fast. I like to get it, get
in it. Yeah, but as soon as that person they
do something, I'm gonna be like, like one n thing, one,
just one, just one. I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
It was trash.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
I just didn't like it. I just was like, this
isn't for me.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, you don't like Cheatah?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
At this age? If you rap it up? Is cheating
still a deal breaking for you at this age? For
Miss Springs, she didn't still a deal breaking for you?
Be honest.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Now hold on, let me let me think about that,
because I do have to be brutally honest. Is cheating
a deal breaker if you cheat on me? Because I
(42:55):
am independent, I don't need you for shit it So
if I'm with you, I want you and I'm dedicated
and I'm making sure that we're straight, and you have
to go out and cheat because I have the conversation
up front, I say, listen, if you still need to
be out in the street and do certain things, let
(43:15):
me know, so I know what I'm dealing with. So
if you cheat on me, you're out of here.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
So yes, cheats deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah I'm done because what's the point because tell me, like,
let's have these open conversations. Let's have open dialogue. Yeah,
at this grown age, why are we still doing shady
shit to each other?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's not shady Sometimes a guy, I need the extra
hole on the side.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, so let's talk about the extra hole on the side.
What is this extra hope bringing to the table. Can
this extra hope bring.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
In coming to the situation peace?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Can this extra what is this extra hope?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Brand ready to tell you if you start yelling.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'm not yelling. I'm being very fucking.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
High pitched here, bring peace to your relationship.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
She's bringing peace. No I am the piece. No I
am the piece. I'm the piece. No I am the piece.
I am the piece. I'm not bringing any like. I
don't even have time to be fucking trying to bring
you anything. You know what, I'm the person that everybody
brings drama to me. I promised you i'd bean like,
(44:21):
stop fucking bringing me drama because I don't give a
shit for real, for real, I'm too busy working out.
I'm too busy getting to the money. I'm too busy
creating shows. I'm too busy flying back, and I don't
got time to bring you anything but peace. Who's at
this age? If a woman is not bringing you peace?
Why are you with her? At this big age?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
They bring you comfort?
Speaker 1 (44:47):
If she ain't bringing you peace, that's not comfort.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
When I cheated on my lady, right right, all of them,
the side chick, help me love my lady more because
I was able to open up and say things to other.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Because you told her what the game was. If you're
telling the side chick what the game is, you're telling her. Yeah,
my lady ain't bringing me no peace. You know what
she's gonna do. Let me bring clear on peace.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
That's not what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I gotta bring him peace because if I don't bring
him peace, I'm not gonna be the side no more.
I'm gonna be on the outside. So let me bring
this man peace. You gave her the fucking game. Thank
you to Mika. I need more bitches in my audience.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Got the dance rounded up all right?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Let me real quick, guys, Dad talk about my side.
My side, My side, bitch, my.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Side bitch, that's what I do.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I come, yeah, of course the side.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
My bitch is gonna be able to daddy. Here you go,
here's peace.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Side bitches bring us peace.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
No they don't you do.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
No, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yes, I do know. I don't have to deal with
women to know. You know why, because I have a
lot of friends that are gay.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Date one, all right, HOLLI.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Part two.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
I'm Tory Hartley. Baby.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
This is cleasy baby.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
That you gir.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
You better read his thanks to Lean, pay attention to everything,
walk around town like he to shild, but behind closed
doors he'd be taking
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