November 26, 2025 • 42 mins
Comedian and internet powerhouse Tahir Moore pulls up to Brutally Honest with Torrei Hart — and within minutes, the conversation goes LEFT in the best way possible. Tahir opens up about something most comedians never talk about publicly — the POLY lifestyle. Yep… he gets REAL about love, rules, boundaries, jealousy, commitment, and the unexpected truth behind maintaining multiple relationships in the real world. Torrei asks the questions everybody else is scared to ask… and Tahir answers them with no filter, no fear, and no apologies. 💥 In This Explosive Episode: • Tahir breaks down how the poly lifestyle really works • The biggest misconceptions about poly relationships • How it affects comedy, family, and personal life • The rules, the mistakes, and the lessons he learned • Torrei presses him on whether men are REALLY built for it • Tahir’s brutally honest confession that shocks Torrei This is one of the wildest, funniest, and most unfiltered interviews we’ve done all season. If you think you know Tahir Moore… you don’t. Get ready this one’s going viral. ⬇️ WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW & SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS Do YOU think the poly lifestyle works? Why or why not? #BrutallyHonest #TorreiHart #TahirMoore #PolyLifestyle #PolyRelationships #RelationshipTalk #UnfilteredPodcast #MattAbles #ComedyPodcast #HonestyLivesHere #TrendingNow #ViralInterview #BrutallyHonestMoments
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory? Tory cart that
you are tuned in? This is brutally I've been to
a few didny parks.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I've done.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I did said the other day in the inn, you say, Dan,
you masturbate a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
If you don't have a.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Party, I have to get my butt cut open.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
keV was like, yo, man, Tory said, gonna fine.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Was not coming home in the way he should have
been coming home.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Fire.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I got, what's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory Hard
here and I'm back with another episode of Brutally Honest
with Tory Hart, coming live from Los Angeles, California. And
today my guest is a Saint Louis Maiden. He's a Pisces,
(00:56):
one of the best signs in the world, probably the
best sign in the world. He's a comedian. He's an actor, producer,
just all around funny man, super talented. I need y'all
to give some love to my man, mister to hear more.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that nigga walked by with
all the fish in that fish plate, didn't he should
sound like it smell like an early club, like clubs
in early two thousand, like God, damn, you need to
(01:32):
fix that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He said, you need to fix that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Dang man, the clubs around one point thirty when they've been.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Dancing for two hours, Right, that's what it smell like.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
When a chick walked by.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You be like, God, damn, right, No, you're talking about
the women smelling like that. I thought you were talking
about the fish cooking in the back.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that. I mean it could be
a combination of the boat.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No to hear if they need an enema, if they're
walking around smelling like that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And sometimes people just have hard days.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I never had a hard day where somebody gonna be like,
I don't know if that's the fish or her pussy.
I have never had a day like that in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I have. I've smelled a couple of things, and I've
also been in the club a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And I ain't gonna hold you like I didn't. I
didn't call it up with her some.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Backshot air and was like, damn, I hadn't already opened
up this condom, damn.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And you still went in here and proceeded after you
smelled the whiff.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
If I hadn't already opened up this.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Condom, eh to hair.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's probably when you just be like you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Know what it was in college. You know you need
those experiences for life.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, you don't know what you like it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Do you like it?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like like a little stink, you know, like a little
think like backshot air.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's just smelled like a little ass, but not like
shitty ass, but like ass.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Got an all day smell.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Regular all day smell.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Ass is okay, you know what you know, it's so crazy.
I've had a few men, okay that I've dated who
said that they actually don't mind when you come from
the gym. They like that woman that is discussion.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's a hard working woman right there. Let me let me,
let me, let me calm you with my tongue. Let
me let me suck your toes mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's trifling. I've never said, come there, baby, I want
to suck your balls. You just came from the gym.
Oh I have been in love. No, I don't care
how in love I get. I am not licking a
dirty ass or nasty, sweaty ball.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Have you walked them on somebody when they were saying
the ship?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Have I walked in?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And I yes? And I'm okay with that. But a
shower after the ship, yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I mean, depending on how bad it is.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
If it's a pants off poop, absolutely a pants off
poop is if I got to sit wie to take.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The ship and I'm sitting, why I'm rocking a little bit?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is a quick little did you say, have you
rocking a little bit?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Way, let me see the rock again like this?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So, yeah, you gotta take the shirt off because your
backstores wasn't right. That's when you got a sip averse
cowgirl on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have you ever done that in public?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you take what?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I took the public ship last Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Last Friday, last Friday, right before the show.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, I take publicsh ships too. I am not a
whole this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I just the bathroom were supposed to smell like this.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You walk in it spelled like shiiting here, bitch, is
a bathroom rights.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To smell If it smelled like a kitchen, it's a problem.
And this motherfucker find up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean, how you doing here?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You're fucking crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I got yeah, you are too. I can't believe you
didn't think I liked you at first, I.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Know because talking about to me, and she was just like,
I ain't even think you fuck with me for really,
you ain't invite me to none of your little party.
And I was like, I didn't have your number.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, first of all, let me call you up, invite
you tell.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Me that this this is what women do. I ain't
think you fuck with me because I ain't getting no invity.
How was I opposed to invite you?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And the internet social media, so.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We had never talked before other than in past, and
I supposed to inbox her, you know what I'm saying,
knowing her history, who she is and how people move
in Hollywood, you would have got a random ass inbox
me be like yo too. We couldn't chick up up poorty,
you know saying, And we hadn't talked exclusively or like
I had another conversation other than just in past.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You're like this nigga trying to fuck.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I would not. I would have been like, okay because
I heard you throw good parties and you and first
of all, you see how I knew you was a pisces. Yep, okay,
because I know my people and when I see my people,
I love on my people. Okay, yes, And so when
I came to your birthday party with Brody and you
took pictures with everybody else and did not ask me
(05:21):
to take a separate picture, I was offended.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I was very offended.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's you should be. I mean, I guess, but.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Why didn't you ask me for a picture.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, I didn't ask anybody for a picture. People came up.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I watched people and when they saw your birthday, people
come up at the picture of your birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because we do we do it big, my lies, I
promise you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And my homegirl had did these little piece of boxes,
like these little boxes that look like piece of boxes,
because I'm from Saint Louis, the same Lewis has a
famous piece of spot called emos.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
She had did these the pastries.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That looked like pizza birthday and she had peach cobbler
bites because that's one of my favorites, and that she
had like cheesecake, I mean, carry cake, bike thing, chat,
all my favorite stuff. Okay, So I'm just there. I'm
mind you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I arrival. We went to dinner beforehand. I came lit
as fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I was already off of six shots of tequila okay,
and and three glasses of tequila.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, I can't that.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Bitch, just feeling groovy and shit. You have to ask
for a picture cause.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I ain't gonna stop doing this, right, So you gotta
ask if you want me to be still.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
To get the pillow?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Right? No, okay, we're asking me, and I wasn't asking
them what I look like I saw on my birthday?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Man, come on, let me get the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I saw you like grabbing people. You know, it
was like you know you you, you know, had them
come in to talk about me.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm like, well, let's make sure this nigga's getting his
money work. Let's let's make work. So here, come on
to get this picture.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, that's ship. But I wouldn't be like, yo, man,
let's get a picture together.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I ain't seen your sister singing in Atlanta everyone doing that?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, But I just saw you grab Brody and I
was just saying, well, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, Brody, I'm like, and so here's the thing with
being Brody.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, Brody.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
When I first moved out to La Brody, you saw
these crazy parties at this crew.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So me and Brody got a different type of friendship,
like and we've come through the trenches together. We had
lunch Robbie Reid's house when we when I first moved
out here, we were trying to do the sketch team ship.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So like we've seen each.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Other like this thig.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I remember he started working for Nickelodeon when they were
still on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Said I was so happy for him, so like it's
a different thing when we come up in the trenches.
So that, yes, but most people I didn't because it
was my birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was your birthday, I know, and I just you know,
I didn't know because like you said, me and you
had never really had that dig so you know that.
But what I'm saying is, you know because I was like,
I like to hear he's funny as fuck, especially when
I saw you on Insecure and then you know a
d D you know all them digital Like I just
and I like your look. You have a very unique look.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I grew my face myself.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You are your face yourself. Okay, that's just not God
giving this.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean he did something.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, yes, I thought that was all guy.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I grew myself home. Wrong, no GMOs, no byproducts. He's
are all against form and face.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The plastic surgery because you know.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
People getting freckles, and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
People is paying for fucking ship because.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You one with me shooting in the gym. You ain't
had to go to the high school and middle school.
Niggas calling you spot people now it's a fan. Niggas
want to get freckles tattoo. I don't like that, right, Yeah,
I call.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Him out on as soon as I say, if I
could tell us fake, I'm calling you out.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So you was bully growing up?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Kids are horrible. Absolutely, I was bullied. Any type of
difference you are going to get talked to. I'm light skin,
keep in mind, light.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Skin, right, ginger, ginger, Yes, freckles.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Play tennis, play tennis. I had real bad asthma growing up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
My mom say any contact sports, So no basketball, no football,
no baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I played tennis, okay, and chess and chess.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And I'm from East Saint Louis, Illinois from the hood. Yeah,
I'm getting off the bus with a tenor saxophone and
uh tennis right, I mean yeah, tennor saxophone and a
tennis record.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
A saxophone.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
In the tennis round, I was in marching and concert band.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh god, you was in the marching band. Okay, I'm
just yeah, you definitely was get.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Employ exactly like the kids don't do that, okay, because
everybody was one of there's a horm break in a song.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You've heard a harmor you know why that song was
crazy horn?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It was that's the horn you was playing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was playing, I was playing in tennisax.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So you was Kenny g with freckles.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, yeah, Kenny played alto sax. He had to look
small like that. It looked like a big clarinet, so
he played the Elco sex.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, that's pretty dope. Okay, So high school, bully, because
you know what I like, I've gotten. I had like
a lot of fights in high school.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I can say that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah. But there's only one person I couldnt beat in
high school, and that was Nicky Birch.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Nicky Birch, I'm not even mad.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I love that you remember her.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Name because she couldn't. I could not beat her, like everything.
She was unbeatable. I fought her twice and but listen,
and this bitch I had to befriend her because I
couldn't beat I was you cannot beat this bit? Yeah, yeah,
because I was a fighter fast or or was she
bigger than here? She just she her fists was like
(10:08):
they was biggest ship. They looked like yeah, they looked
like man fists.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
My wife got hands like.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, And I just was like, I don't understand. You
said your wife got bigger wife.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Change My wife changed tigres when.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
With no tools?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh my god, why does she have to change tires?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Thumb? And did she grab that box here? And then
she do the other four and then she'll grabbed the
shell pom. Never seen a grown woman palm attire. She'll
palm attire. She'll hold the car up red Dolph and
she put the spear on. She got big hands.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm mad you got your wife out here changing tires here.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I want her to be equipped just in case I'm
not with her.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Triple A.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah we got that too for the discount for flights
and hotels.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No nigga, that has to change tires.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, I mean like if if like yeah, if she's
somewhere distraught on the side of highway, absolutely called her play.
But if you right on the side of like Lebren,
go ahead handle that ship.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
You know what I'm take longer for them to get here.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Where'd you meet your wife? Because I don't understand why
she Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Now we met in college two thousand and five. The
crazy part is she went to the same high school
as my baby mama in the high school. In high
school had a kid. When I was fourteen, Oh I was.
I was going to school in Saint Louis, Okay a
bus to the metrolink, metrolink to the east side and
catch another bus up to the high school to meet
my baby mam and to grab my son. So we
walked from her high school to her house, grab my son,
(11:26):
that would catch the bus back to east St. Louis
and then back home, and then I would have to
do it all over again to take come back home
that night because she never gave me enough milk to.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Feed them keep them over night, bust feeding.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, So when I when I was going up to school,
she remembered seeing me come up to school. Fast forward
two thousand and five, thousand and two, I found out
was my son. So four years after finally what my son.
We met in college and uh started hanging out, you
know what I mean. And two weeks in and hanging.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Out my nose wide open.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm feeling this motherfucker. I'm I ain't even smash hat.
And I like this motherfucker right right. Two weeks and
she was like, yeah, I need talk to you. I'm
thinking she couldnah tell me she loved me and ship
and she was like, uh, I'm too much pregnant. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I was like, well, did you get test this time?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Well, we had only been talking two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It wasn't my baby, right, So I was just like, well,
I already liked you, so I'm gonna stay here. She
was trying to get me a way out because she
knew she was pregnant. So she was like, hey, I'm pregnant.
Don't you know you can leave if you won't. Here's
no office, okay. And I was like, well I already
like you. Yeah, and if you look at my resume,
I'm actually well equipped to take care of the.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Niggas right there you go, there you go babies, Yeah,
you kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, no, no gaps in the resume, right.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Type chit okay, okay, So how did you find out
the first child was not your son?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Uh? I called on DNA type same people that James
Springer went through. Are you seven hundred and fifty dollars
with six hundred dollars with test one hundred and fifty
dollars for laugh East?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
What made you think it wasn't yours?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Though?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh baby girl got around, but you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Was dedicated to her for four years. I mean you
was doing all the work. He was going back and
forth taking four and five buses dealing with the milk issue. Okay,
So I.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Would I would have did it earlier, but I didn't
have the money. I had to save other money I.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Was working on.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So you had a thought you was like, I noticed
baby in as soon as I get that seven fifty,
I'm getting the test, bitch, and I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, we're gonna do some work. Okayet to work.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay. So how when you did the test, what was
that moment when you was like, okay, this ain't I'm
not a.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Daddy right there on in the living room, shit on
myself right there.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It wasn't like one of the leaning over ships with
your pants off.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It was like a homeless person, just like just standing
up and then just come down and fall down.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
La and you see you come out of the pantlet.
It was like a pellet.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It was like a hamster shit, a hamster ship. Hamsh
it just rolled on down the lake. Now.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It was a it was I mean it was. It
was devastating.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And I really attribute a lot of the things my
wife had to work through early in our marriage to
that because I had it changed me, like and internally like,
how have you women? How I respected women? How I
you know, just treated women? Because I was like, damn,
you lied to me for four years and you knew
this ship. Yeah, that's what it took me.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
A lot of therapy, a lot of praying to get through.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Get get through that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's good. I'm glad you actually went to therapy because
a lot of black men therapy. Okay, make okay, okay,
you went to therapy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I okay, I want to be like old girl from
high school.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, listen, she beat me up, so this ship. I
don't want you to be like her.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Either, Bicky birch.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I want you to reach out to her because obviously
she still feel away.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I still fell away, Nikki. But it was cool. After
she beat me up twice, we was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, I mean, if you if you asked for a
third round. You're doing a lot. Listen, I just want
you like it yours if you asked for a third round?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And do you want to know how embarrassing it was
in the cafeteria everybody saw, oh my god, that's pay
per view with it and then listen, Yes, niggas eating niggas.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Eating pizza, like god, damn Torri getting woke.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And they didn't know me to be a loser. So
it was just like Tory law I had. I had that, man.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was so somebody came to you have to fight, like,
hey man, you might want to.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I just walked away. I just was like, let me
go and hiding, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The worst part about getting your ass beat is if
you get knocked out right and at some point you'renna
wake up and now you gotta get up, and it's
no cool way to like get up off the ground,
like damn right right.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Brown for getting knocked down, Like it's it's just you
know it's over.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, but they got I ain't get knocked the funk.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Out, Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've never been knocked out.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's good. I had hard So it was like that's enough,
Vicky ship all.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Right, yeah, they you know, they grabbed us.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
You know, ingernails is bleeding. You know how bad you
gotta see somebodys thingingnails be bleeding?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
This this enough Nikki shit, that's enough, Nikki.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Enough ship. God damn that this bitch eyebrolls bleeding? Right?
What you hit up with? The maker? Eyebrills bleed? Let
me see your fist? You got nickels taped to your knuckles.
How does this eyebrobs bleeding? What you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He beat my ass? Okay? You you enjoying this a
little too much to here. We're gonna shift, okay, because
you I don't like that you just involved in me
getting my ass.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I am concerned about Nikki because I want to make
sure that she got therapy too. I don't want her
beating people asking her job. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So you said you went to therapy therapy, okay? And
because okay, so from my understanding, yeah all right, you
got you got married right, and I understand you and
your wife are polygamous?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, yes, okay, okay, So this name for the people
that know you know, you know, I don't talk about
it as much because when we used to talk about it,
it was in hopes of like enlightening our community black
and brown people to what are the possibilities, how to
do it and things like that, And then I found
out I was doing it wrong, right.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I just I was I was like, yeah, this is
what we're doing. And then my wife was like, nigga,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're wrong and then like all the backlash that came
with it, I just was like, no, you know what
I mean, I'm just we're gonna fall back.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
What backlash? Why were you doing backlash?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, I mean, let's let's keep it real.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sex is still very taboo, right, and anytime you're not
doing traditional Christian marriage, like, people are gonna have something
to say. Now people don't have something to say regardless
about what you're going on. But right, you know, I
found that like even like with my wife looking for work,
like certain videos linked to her name and page like
that has really made it more difficult for her to
get her I'm always gonna.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Be ang because you guys decide that this is what
works best for your life, People really do that to you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Absolutely, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Absolutely, that's why I need to be If y'all feel
bad for me, go hit and cash at me.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So I ain't got to work.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
We don't got to work for these people.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We can afford insurance without the job cash out. It
feel bad for me, feel bad for me.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
We're poor, we're poor, guys.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't cash give them your cash.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's yeah, yeah, because I diggas be scamming.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh okay, never mind.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, they got me.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They got me doing Pandemic because I was doing the
nightly show Dealing with the Homies, and I was making
good money off of that show, and the niggas started like.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Putting my name and putting a dot here or dot this.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It was in the same picture and some people put
the name in that they might mispell it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And I can't tell you how much money I lost.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, that happened to me. Somebody did that to me too,
So I do understand. Somebody did definitely put a Tory heart.
And I have to tell people all the time that
is not me, that's the wrong one. It's probably Nicky
bird Y. It's probably nicky.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, you know what's you nicky motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're not slick.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You're not slick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, so you moved to Los Angeles. All right, what
made you decide to come to Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Coming from Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And I was telling some of the guys this outside.
I grew up in eas St. Louis, Illinois, but I
went to school in Saint Louis, Missouri, and growing up
in Saint Louis gave me an opportunity to see how
much big of the world was than my living environment,
and I'm always thankful for that my mom with that
extra stepfimation, I went to school over there. But knowing
that and having that wherewithal early on as a kid,
I moved out at fourteen, So I like I grew
(19:10):
up pretty quickly, and I just saw that what I
wanted from life wasn't going to be attainable in Saint
Louis as a glass selling when it comes to like
trajectory for black entertainers and even more so for black
entertainers slash entrepreneurs. So if I want to play the
game and I'm working this good nine to five and
doing comedy on the side, I can get a little
further and I'm gonna eventually still have to travel outside
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of Saint Louis. But like if I want to act,
if I want to be a comedian, if I want
to be a clothing owner, Saint Louis, this is the
most conducive environment for that. So I was like, fucking
im over to LA. I tried Atlanta, and at the
time I tried Atlanta, it wasn't nothing but like strip clubs,
malls and clubs. I was like, I'm gonna have to
many kids out here. After I tried New York and
I'm staying in Jersey City, Jersey catching a path in
(19:54):
and at five in the morning, the path is already
like it's people doing this already at five, And I
was like, I don't this ain't the good quality of life.
I don't want this for my life. So when I
moved out to LA I hadn't even left the future
lodge of the airplane. I hadn't like even crossed over
to get on the jetway. But like in the process
of crossing that little light from the sun came through
(20:15):
hit me and I was like, before I set my
foot on the jetway, I was like, I'm gonna move here. Yeah,
And I did that. When I finished up that that
was a summer I was doing some tours, uh, with
Vans Warped Tour. We did some activations and uh, what's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Van's Warped Tour?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Is a rock band tour? Okay, they do like forty
six dates in like sixty days. It was very intense.
I worked for truth the Smoking Weareness campaign. That was
crazy commercials where at the Singing Cowboy in New York,
pole in his neck he was singing there and then
all the people had fell dead at the same time
they had that. The branding was like the orange letter
(20:49):
truth dot com. All right, right, so it's a smoking
Wen's campaign. And basically we would attach ourselves to tours
like the Vand's Warped Tour, the Honda Civic Paramount Tour,
the Atlantic All Stars Tour. Uh what is it?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
The one the Black Rock Tour in New York.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I can't think it, but like tours like that where
we would conduct activations outside the venyo or within the
venue so people could come on and play games, when
merchants and swag, and then we would give them the
facts about the truth about smoking. So what you're doing smoking?
It was like smoking awareness? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
So were you were you doing comedy?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No? I was a marketer. I was just like you know,
a brand marketer. So I'm going out bringing people back
to the activation space, having to play games. They would
sign up, get their emails, and we were staying in
contact with them for that.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So you started off in marketing.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That's what you need for I can said water too, well, really,
I'm great salesman. Okay for six months just for health insurance.
And I told them because I'm gonna be going in
six months, he needed to get my teeth fixed, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
When I did, at that point, they're still bad again.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's listen. That's how y'all know I'm gonna be rich
when the money started coming in when I get this
side to fix right here.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh, I got that brand, understand me, because I'm waiting.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't want to just get that fixed. I want
to hold bridge over here and like get this one
like like gold or platinum. I might like that when
you see if you see this whole field, yeah, oh
that nigga got that bad okay, yeah, I got that bad.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, I have a great Donnis for you, Lachik. Then
to shout out to them.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Shell like that shit is expensive. It is.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I can't for what the deposit the DEDUCTI will.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You can you sounds like a black French. It sounds
like he looks. That's what La Sheik sounds like. And
shout out to that brother, because I see you on
the Instagram all the time. I like, that's a sharp
motherfucker right there, bro. I like the style of like
the confidence. Y'all gonna see him probably on the next episode.
This brother right here, he looks like William walk up.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Understand, I'm willing.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This is William. You have to say that he got
a driver and everything. He had a nineteen sixty seven
ros hoys doos that motherfucker funk and the smell like
black ice in that bitch.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You understand me, Just so you know that's a fish plate.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Ain't no nasty bitches walking through here, because I've done
I got in little with him.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's definitely not Coucie. It's actually Tilapia. I don't know
what the fuck it is. Okay, can we talk about
this weight launch journey because I remember you used to
be on the thick side.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, that's a nice way of you.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Was fluffy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Goddam No, I've been that way my whole life. I
got my mama's hips and and then I had my
daddy's stature. My dad went to the training camp for
the Chicago Bears. He's supposed to go like you was.
He went to East Side High. He was a flyer
everybody knew was gonna and then he got hurt during
the training camp. So yeah, I've always been like that.
And let me say that husky is a up word
(23:34):
to call an eight year old. Okay, so he was
yusky kid, and I don't like that. They don't have
huskey clothes in the regular clothes. Husky has kept near
the tires in the saddles, Like why my jeenis there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The fucking armarole. This is helpful for my confidences a
fucking eight year old. Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
So but it helped with all the jokes now yeah yeah, now,
but see it.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I had to find the funny in that ship, like
like I like you, but you eat too much?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like I don't even eat that much. Just be like snacking, okay, niggas,
Like like I like six bags after those after I eat, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's a lot. That's more than snacking.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, with the bags, it's half air.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's half air.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You know, to hear six bags?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
What you're doing right now?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Is called judging. God, God, I don't like it. God
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I'm just listening. I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I've always been like that.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And uh, back in September, I was like, I'm gonna
switch it up, man, and I just started leaning into
health as well. So I started running two to three
days a week. I do it like you know, two
to three miles. I changed up my diet. I stop
eating fried foods, no carbs, some sugars. I stopped drinking meat,
mixed drinks. I only drink tequila blanco now eat so
no excess soda, juice or nothing like that, A lot
(24:47):
of salads. And now I'm hiking three to four days,
six to eight miles each day. I did Ozambic for
like six months, that little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Just I was gonna as set all the ship too, though.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I know you're but just saying, why is it gonna
be so scared to say, I don't know it?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I'm not because there was a pyramid skiy for me.
I was sign another niggas up and getting my ship
for free.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh who else was on thosees?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Don't worry about it. I'm not that. Ain't that I
ain't getting paid that much for this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you when the cameras cut off. But
I just know that I was looking niggas up.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, but no, like that was epic.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It helped me losing Then.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
With the lifestyle change, I lost that sixty pounds and
uh a little less than six months.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, and I've been off of it for two months,
and uh, this is just the maintenance of the continuation
of the hiking and the lifestyle change and the diet
change and all of that type of stuff. So I'm
out here fucking these holes up. It's a hot girl summer.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, you're gonna have your Lucci daddy short so listen.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I ain't draw since December, okay, Okay, yeah, my moose
snunk was going crazy out here.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Ship for short shorts, you understand me. I'm finela get
some waist beads. I'm fingn fuck them up.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh no, okay, that's what chicks, and they gonna be
running their fingers over my waist beads.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I'm like, like that shit, that's okay, But I ain't
never seen a man in waist.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
B I said. One of my homeboys got one, but
he a weird, not weird. He a wild assn't was Orlando,
but his name is Orlando on on Instagram because that
lady him and this ladies said they got a podcast together,
and the logo is her head back and him spitting
in her mouth, like like dropping spit in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They're a wild couple. But I fuck with them along.
I fuck with them like a comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, because you are a freak, I said, I get
freak from you. I sense freak first.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, you're not wrong, Okay, I know, but Jesus calling menment.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm just say it.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I can feel it. Okay, I feel it.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I just you know more that that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Because you're trying to get me to get all lucy.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I promise I'm not you already did he? I don't
you think you could get any more looser?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You're crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
My shirt is still on, and I mean you're wearing a.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Shirt that says girls are drugs. Okay, I mean not
the shirt, your hat.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
That's who else I talking to.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I talked who I was talking to? Uh. I was
talking about Houston because I'm thinking about moving to Texas.
And I was like yo, think Dallas. He was like,
why Dalla's over Houston. I was like, too many babbages
of Houston. I gotta protect my family. I gotta protect
my family. No, nice, No, you're over here.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
But who do you want to move? You're tired of la.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yes, I'm tired of the price of living. I want,
I want, I want. I want a different quality of
life of what I'm paying for rent here.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And I have a really nice apartment, right, a really
nice apartment, the three bedroom, two bath, real hardwood floors,
fifteen feet sillings. In my office, I have a shoe
wall right, there are literally eight shells full of shoes.
And then I got the boxes underneath too for the overflow.
Really nice place, but for what I'm paying, I can
have a five bedroom crib in Texas, like staying thirty
(27:46):
minutes outside of Dallas. Completely different.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
We want to get land, like I'm I'm me and
my tribe. We want to we want to get land.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Get tried. Yeah, who's all a part of the tribe.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Ain't boring? But just no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's it's none of us.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
These are all your This is like my family, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, everybody in my family got this tattoo right here.
So you see them with us right here?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Are they women?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No? No? I fucking what do you jigg What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
How many kids do you have?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
One?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Just one?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
One ninety year old daughter should be twenty later this year.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, So the rest of the tribe is it's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Two other couples, uh and uh one of my homeboys
and some other people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Like it's so y'all gonna be like the racadikis no.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Like, so you hear tribe and you find out somebody's follering,
you think that everybody fucking is not that at all.
This is just like my individuals that understand the like
the world is bigger than what you're presented to in school,
like the fact that we're on top taxes and shit
like that in high school. Let you know that they're
trying to set you up, like if you don't know
about interest rate going into college and you go on
to campus and they get you to sign up on
(28:52):
the Bank of America debit credit card and shit like that,
and then you don't read the interest race and all
that shit, and the first time you miss the payment,
your ship jumps up to eighteen point nine percent. Right,
you not prepared for that, and you really don't get
prepared to that until like right before your thirties or
in your thirties. So we're just like mind of individuals
was like that, see the world for what it is.
Like we just did a transfer oldership for a hotel
(29:14):
and fuck what do we did?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't So y'all have a hotel together. Yeah that's lit.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, it's a small bootyye hotel on five rooms. But
if shit get bad here we got somewhere to go.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, that is lit and this is all your tribe.
That that's dope.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, So like, yes, all we want to get like
seven acres down there selling them.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's seven acres because in five acres you can have
an outside shooting range. So we want to we want
to do it all. We want to have our living
space on one point. We want to have the agriculture
and cultivate the land for farming and shit like that, right,
and have an acre of space. And then on the
back end of the acrea we want to like do
container homes like chop that drop down the trees and
shit like that, and make plots for twenty container homes.
(29:56):
So now everything is paying for itself by rending to
these people. We just we just think differently.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Everybody was bringing a different skill set to it.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
You got a chef there. We got a private driver.
He got a fleet of eight vehicles. So when I'm
doing my podcast and doing ship, I'm reaching out to him.
And when we're shooting at our studio up where our
studio is, I almost said, where the fuck it is?
I call her to hate for the week. So everybody's
doing it. We got a director and that, we got
a producer in there. Everybody's bringing something to the table.
(30:23):
And that's like like we're using the school skills and
the tools that we got to make sure that we
have a nice life.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You know what, I'm not mad at that at all.
I think it's working for you. And no judgment over here.
You know you said I was judging you earlier, but
I'm not judging at all.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Not the type of person that yuck somebody's young.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh no, I would never yuck you're young.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Ever. Yeah, when I was talking about backshot, you made
a face. But I ain't gonna because air is a
real thing. If you ever did it from the back,
you know, what backshot air is?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I ain't never did it from the back, So goddamn line,
I've never.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You ain't nobody from the back as what you're saying.
But you've been bent over you got two kids? Yeah, okay,
well shut up?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Insecure? How did you get on Insecure with?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I sent in an audition and fucking killed it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And I was very excited about this, and I'm like, man,
this will be the first character that I really get
to bring the life.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And then when I got on set, they was like
bring that ship down.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So like the director told you to break it down?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Uh, pentis Uh but yeah, yeah they the first season
it was all women everything. The head of wardrobe was
a woman, most of the directors were women, producers were
women and all of that. But Pensis Printing was there
and he was a super dope person. But like, yeah,
they I felt like it was a show for the
(31:47):
women to shine. And I completely appreciate that because a
lot of times it's the guy that shined it. So
like that, so I I did what they asked me
to do. The first shoulder that I really got to
go crazy on was Brooklyn nine nine. They really encouraged
me to like go as big as I auditioned. And
the next show that I really got to like go
crazy on is Abviod Elementary. Shout out to Quentin and everything.
(32:11):
He really let me just do what I wanted to
with this character. And then Church he season two. Shout
out to Kevin, shout out to Nepotism. Yeah, I got
that role and I really got to sink my teeth
into it. And whenever this drops, I'm like very excited
for the response of the public to to my character.
And I'm working on a project right now with a
(32:32):
couple of people and we're trying to pish this to
a couple of networks. And then it's going to be
about my time being a teacher in the jails. So
when I moved out here and I moved my wife
out here, and after we had got married, I started
working as a teacher at the jail about six flags,
and uh so it's going to be basically about that.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, what was your first movie.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I haven't done anything. Well, actually i'm not.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I didn't movie back when I was in Saint Louis,
but I would not say the name of it because
I don't want people going to look for it.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Come on, you gotta tell us, yes, you don't.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I'm looking for it. You can look whatever you want to.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You will not.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
It's gonna be found. I am a detective. Do whatever
you need, Okay, I will find the movie to hear
hear I did find it, okay. Favorite comedian oh right now,
probably CP. Yeah, that Nigga's funny.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That Nigga's amazing.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, he thinks is it.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
When it comes to like the whole favorite comedian conversation,
I never mentioned the ghats because I feel like they're
already established.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Calling Murphy uh Martin like those people, like they've done
their work, they established as legends and I don't have
to mention them.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
But when it comes to like my favorite comedians right now,
a lot of them are the comics that are working.
I agree Patricia O'Neill. I think he was just on me,
just amazing. And it's crazy because he called his demise
an an elephant and a he was like, I'm finding here,
I'm washed. You know you knew it was coming, but
well he knew it was coming, and.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
He said he talked about his battle with diabetes. You know,
life was in some freaking ship. He peed on her
and she was like, hey, no cakes like birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
First of all. Okay, so me and Patrise were very cool.
Patrice stayed with me and Kevin h when we first
moved to l A a few times. My ex husband. Yeah,
so okay, listen, listen. I caught Patrese jerking off in
(34:34):
the guest room. I don't really like talking about it
because he since passed.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
But I'm like, if you invite me to your house,
you invite all of my habits to No the door open.
I sit reverse cowgirl on the toilet. No, listen, if
you sit like this and I'm on my phone, if
I'm on a toilet, right, this, this is way better
from my back right, sitting like this on my phone right,
(35:00):
because I used to see it regular style. You're sitting
like that and you got to get your pressure on
your weight on your legs. It's how I dislocated my
shoulder when I stood up in the tarlet. Okay, right,
because I stood up and I knew this legs asleep.
I felt the like static in this leg. Didn't know
this woman asleep. So when I stood up and.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
This leg gave out, I was like but I was like,
bo I got this bitch. It gave out too, Okay,
threw my arm out. We had just moved, and so
where the wall would have been is a tub.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Now okay, fell into the tub. When my hand actually
made contact with the wall, my shoulders said, right, I
located my shoulder got because I sitting my verse cagoy
on the talk.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And that's because y'all getting money. Y'all rearranging ship. Okay,
because you're getting money.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
We had just moved. We had just moved.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
This is the department that I was just telling you about.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's all I Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Now listen. Now we know your face is very you know,
all over the TV with spectrum. Okay, how did that
come about?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Tony Baker, Kevin on stage? It's all keV.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So my my former manager was Kev's brother, and keV
got that gig because of his following and just you know,
he's just he's he's he's amazing Tony Baker and because
Tony had the numbers too, and Tony twenty and stuff
like that, and he brought me in. keV is one
of the niggas. Is like bro like I've never had
to hunt them down for my check. I've toured with
(36:21):
some of the biggest names in the in the industry,
and I've never had anybody treat me the way keV
does when he like I've never had anybody else pay
for my ticket in my flight. And we have Sunday
dinner together every week that we are on the wall together.
He made sure I was good. He brought me in
on there, he.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Put me on other projects, brought me in on Churchy.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
People say whatever they want about him, but they don't
do it in front of me, because you know I'll
ride it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I say nothing about keV.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I love keV.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, that's my dog.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah he's done right.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Say that they are good people, done right by me,
So I know I don't do that shiting for me. Yeah,
I don't do that me because you'll see. You'll see me.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I'll turn in toward it. I'm light skinned, but dark nigga.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I will. I will.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, you'll see all. You'll see all the old me.
You'll see all the East St.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Louis and me. I've been through. I've been stabbed, sat
on fire, kidnapped, had a kid at fourteen on fire,
all of that ship, kidnap.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
We're gonna have to talk about that. I'm bringing you back.
I'm bringing you back. Okay. Is there anything that you
really want the world to like remember you for right
now in this moment?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
What would you I'm a great house guess. I sit
down when I pee, whether it's early or late or
just through the day, so you don't worry about me
peeing on the seat.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
And honestly, like what what I do with comedy is uh.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I would do this ship for free. I mean I
basically have for the basket of the year. Well, it's
when you initially, yeah, it's it's more of a calling.
I feel like this is something I was meant to do,
I was putting on earth to do. And even if
I wouldn't get paid the way I get paid, sometimes
I still would do this shit. Like this shit brings
me the amount of joy that is incomparable to most people.
(38:11):
And it's also like there's no amount of money that
it could equate to the feeling I get when I
know somebody in the crowd really fucks with this joke.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, when they laughing and they can't catch their breath
and they bent over and they mouth the hens bagging
having a side like that.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Right there in that moment, they're not thinking about whatever's
happening on the other side of that door. They can
be getting fired, they could be losing a place, they
could have a sick child, they can have a parents,
family member, None of that matters in that moment. They're
just left the present. And that's the thing I struggle
with being present and in the moment. But the fact
that I can help other people do it and forget
what's going on, that to me is a blessing that
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like I just don't. I don't take it for granted.
I'm very thankful that I have this ability to make
them laugh and put people in a position where they
can like just just be free in that moment.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I love that. It's what I do with for and uh,
the bitches. I definitely do it for the bitches. Oh
my god. Yeah, yeah, fuck me in.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Front of your husband. Move it, bitch, you.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, come join the compound.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hold on, see now, you're making it weird. It's not.
We're not. We don't have enough meetings or ties or
dudes for it to be a cold nobody keeping me
in this or that. It's not that, it's just you
know what I'm saying, Like, show me some titties. All right, cool,
we're good, you know. Yeah, I mean honestly, I ain't
got no more spaces. I ain't got no energy of
time for nobody news. So don't be trying to slide
in the DM and all of that.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
My wife looks at my d MS. Listen, No, we're good,
they're good.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, Okay, you can send the news. You can send
the news.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
We'll look at it, we'll judge it, we'll rate your news.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
But they not, they not ringing. And never I never,
never have. I ain't never been a nigga that been
trigging no visits like you ain't get no car, no
apartment pay out of me.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
You'll get an appliants. I'll get a bitch of f right.
You can get a ninja blender.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You might. The most you get is a juice or
a deep freezer. But you ain't getting no carn Okay, Yeah,
I drop a hundred on a blender for you bitch
or juice. I won't with health as well, but I
ain't getting no car. FuG out here. I get you
a five hundred dollars Ubercore right, yeah, uber Core Okay, yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Though, Okay up to here. Can you tell the people
please where they can find you and keep up with you,
and I'm definitely going to have you back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Just find me to hear More and the name is easy,
like would you like to hear More? Press one to
Hear More's t A h I R M O O
R E. Special is dropping in June. Churchy is supposed
to drop in September. Uh, And I'm gonna be on
tour for the next eight to twelve months. I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I'm doing every city possible marks.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't want to do a marks. Thank you so much.
I appreciate, but b Marcus, I'm the next twelve months
just building up my following following and then I'm gonna
do a uh uh a Marcus And uh. Realistically, I
think I'm gonna fall back on acting for a little
bit and just focus on the comedy career because that's
what I can control more than an actor.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, I might need you for a project or two, so.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, look at it.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Just no nigga, I just need you to say yes,
I've heard that before to the project.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I've had so much fun while being here.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Good Matt, look, we told him he coming and he
coming to do the project. Fucking telling me, No, I'm
Torri Hart. To hear more, to hear more brutally.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
And nig we don't get the lounder, Matt, bitch, and
we're gonna, we're gonna run up on You're gonna hit
you in the head with a bottle time bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't go to laundry matts.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That girl?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Are you better read his game to lean, pay attention
to everything, walk around town like he the ship, but
behind closed doors he'd be taking mm hm
What's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory? Tory cart that
you are tuned in? This is brutally I've been to
a few didny parks.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I've done.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I did said the other day in the inn, you say, Dan,
you masturbate a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
If you don't have a.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Party, I have to get my butt cut open.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
keV was like, yo, man, Tory said, gonna fine.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Was not coming home in the way he should have
been coming home.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Fire.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I got, what's up, y'all? Is your girl Tory Hard
here and I'm back with another episode of Brutally Honest
with Tory Hart, coming live from Los Angeles, California. And
today my guest is a Saint Louis Maiden. He's a Pisces,
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one of the best signs in the world, probably the
best sign in the world. He's a comedian. He's an actor, producer,
just all around funny man, super talented. I need y'all
to give some love to my man, mister to hear more.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that nigga walked by with
all the fish in that fish plate, didn't he should
sound like it smell like an early club, like clubs
in early two thousand, like God, damn, you need to
(01:32):
fix that.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He said, you need to fix that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Dang man, the clubs around one point thirty when they've been.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Dancing for two hours, Right, that's what it smell like.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
When a chick walked by.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You be like, God, damn, right, No, you're talking about
the women smelling like that. I thought you were talking
about the fish cooking in the back.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that. I mean it could be
a combination of the boat.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No to hear if they need an enema, if they're
walking around smelling like that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And sometimes people just have hard days.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I never had a hard day where somebody gonna be like,
I don't know if that's the fish or her pussy.
I have never had a day like that in my life.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I have. I've smelled a couple of things, and I've
also been in the club a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And I ain't gonna hold you like I didn't. I
didn't call it up with her some.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Backshot air and was like, damn, I hadn't already opened
up this condom, damn.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And you still went in here and proceeded after you
smelled the whiff.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
If I hadn't already opened up this.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Condom, eh to hair.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's probably when you just be like you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Know what it was in college. You know you need
those experiences for life.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, you don't know what you like it?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Do you like it?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Like like a little stink, you know, like a little
think like backshot air.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's just smelled like a little ass, but not like
shitty ass, but like ass.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Got an all day smell.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Regular all day smell.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Ass is okay, you know what you know, it's so crazy.
I've had a few men, okay that I've dated who
said that they actually don't mind when you come from
the gym. They like that woman that is discussion.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's a hard working woman right there. Let me let me,
let me, let me calm you with my tongue. Let
me let me suck your toes mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's trifling. I've never said, come there, baby, I want
to suck your balls. You just came from the gym.
Oh I have been in love. No, I don't care
how in love I get. I am not licking a
dirty ass or nasty, sweaty ball.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Have you walked them on somebody when they were saying
the ship?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Have I walked in?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And I yes? And I'm okay with that. But a
shower after the ship, yeah for sure.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I mean, depending on how bad it is.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
If it's a pants off poop, absolutely a pants off
poop is if I got to sit wie to take.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The ship and I'm sitting, why I'm rocking a little bit?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is a quick little did you say, have you
rocking a little bit?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Way, let me see the rock again like this?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So, yeah, you gotta take the shirt off because your
backstores wasn't right. That's when you got a sip averse
cowgirl on the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have you ever done that in public?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you take what?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I took the public ship last Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Last Friday, last Friday, right before the show.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, I take publicsh ships too. I am not a
whole this.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I just the bathroom were supposed to smell like this.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You walk in it spelled like shiiting here, bitch, is
a bathroom rights.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To smell If it smelled like a kitchen, it's a problem.
And this motherfucker find up.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I mean, how you doing here?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You're fucking crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I got yeah, you are too. I can't believe you
didn't think I liked you at first, I.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Know because talking about to me, and she was just like,
I ain't even think you fuck with me for really,
you ain't invite me to none of your little party.
And I was like, I didn't have your number.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, first of all, let me call you up, invite
you tell.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Me that this this is what women do. I ain't
think you fuck with me because I ain't getting no invity.
How was I opposed to invite you?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And the internet social media, so.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
We had never talked before other than in past, and
I supposed to inbox her, you know what I'm saying,
knowing her history, who she is and how people move
in Hollywood, you would have got a random ass inbox
me be like yo too. We couldn't chick up up poorty,
you know saying, And we hadn't talked exclusively or like
I had another conversation other than just in past.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You're like this nigga trying to fuck.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I would not. I would have been like, okay because
I heard you throw good parties and you and first
of all, you see how I knew you was a pisces. Yep, okay,
because I know my people and when I see my people,
I love on my people. Okay, yes, And so when
I came to your birthday party with Brody and you
took pictures with everybody else and did not ask me
(05:21):
to take a separate picture, I was offended.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I was very offended.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
That's you should be. I mean, I guess, but.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Why didn't you ask me for a picture.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, I didn't ask anybody for a picture. People came up.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I watched people and when they saw your birthday, people
come up at the picture of your birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because we do we do it big, my lies, I
promise you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And my homegirl had did these little piece of boxes,
like these little boxes that look like piece of boxes,
because I'm from Saint Louis, the same Lewis has a
famous piece of spot called emos.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
She had did these the pastries.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That looked like pizza birthday and she had peach cobbler
bites because that's one of my favorites, and that she
had like cheesecake, I mean, carry cake, bike thing, chat,
all my favorite stuff. Okay, So I'm just there. I'm
mind you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I arrival. We went to dinner beforehand. I came lit
as fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I was already off of six shots of tequila okay,
and and three glasses of tequila.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, I can't that.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Bitch, just feeling groovy and shit. You have to ask
for a picture cause.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I ain't gonna stop doing this, right, So you gotta
ask if you want me to be still.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
To get the pillow?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Right? No, okay, we're asking me, and I wasn't asking
them what I look like I saw on my birthday?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Man, come on, let me get the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I saw you like grabbing people. You know, it
was like you know you you, you know, had them
come in to talk about me.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm like, well, let's make sure this nigga's getting his
money work. Let's let's make work. So here, come on
to get this picture.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, that's ship. But I wouldn't be like, yo, man,
let's get a picture together.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I ain't seen your sister singing in Atlanta everyone doing that?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, But I just saw you grab Brody and I
was just saying, well, what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, Brody, I'm like, and so here's the thing with
being Brody.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, Brody.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
When I first moved out to La Brody, you saw
these crazy parties at this crew.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So me and Brody got a different type of friendship,
like and we've come through the trenches together. We had
lunch Robbie Reid's house when we when I first moved
out here, we were trying to do the sketch team ship.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So like we've seen each.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Other like this thig.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I remember he started working for Nickelodeon when they were
still on.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Said I was so happy for him, so like it's
a different thing when we come up in the trenches.
So that, yes, but most people I didn't because it
was my birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was your birthday, I know, and I just you know,
I didn't know because like you said, me and you
had never really had that dig so you know that.
But what I'm saying is, you know because I was like,
I like to hear he's funny as fuck, especially when
I saw you on Insecure and then you know a
d D you know all them digital Like I just
and I like your look. You have a very unique look.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I grew my face myself.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You are your face yourself. Okay, that's just not God
giving this.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean he did something.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, yes, I thought that was all guy.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I grew myself home. Wrong, no GMOs, no byproducts. He's
are all against form and face.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The plastic surgery because you know.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
People getting freckles, and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
People is paying for fucking ship because.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You one with me shooting in the gym. You ain't
had to go to the high school and middle school.
Niggas calling you spot people now it's a fan. Niggas
want to get freckles tattoo. I don't like that, right, Yeah,
I call.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Him out on as soon as I say, if I
could tell us fake, I'm calling you out.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So you was bully growing up?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Kids are horrible. Absolutely, I was bullied. Any type of
difference you are going to get talked to. I'm light skin,
keep in mind, light.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Skin, right, ginger, ginger, Yes, freckles.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Play tennis, play tennis. I had real bad asthma growing up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
My mom say any contact sports, So no basketball, no football,
no baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I played tennis, okay, and chess and chess.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And I'm from East Saint Louis, Illinois from the hood. Yeah,
I'm getting off the bus with a tenor saxophone and
uh tennis right, I mean yeah, tennor saxophone and a
tennis record.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
A saxophone.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
In the tennis round, I was in marching and concert band.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh god, you was in the marching band. Okay, I'm
just yeah, you definitely was get.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Employ exactly like the kids don't do that, okay, because
everybody was one of there's a horm break in a song.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You've heard a harmor you know why that song was
crazy horn?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
It was that's the horn you was playing.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was playing, I was playing in tennisax.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So you was Kenny g with freckles.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, yeah, Kenny played alto sax. He had to look
small like that. It looked like a big clarinet, so
he played the Elco sex.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, that's pretty dope. Okay, So high school, bully, because
you know what I like, I've gotten. I had like
a lot of fights in high school.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I can say that.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah. But there's only one person I couldnt beat in
high school, and that was Nicky Birch.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Nicky Birch, I'm not even mad.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I love that you remember her.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Name because she couldn't. I could not beat her, like everything.
She was unbeatable. I fought her twice and but listen,
and this bitch I had to befriend her because I
couldn't beat I was you cannot beat this bit? Yeah, yeah,
because I was a fighter fast or or was she
bigger than here? She just she her fists was like
(10:08):
they was biggest ship. They looked like yeah, they looked
like man fists.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
My wife got hands like.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, And I just was like, I don't understand. You
said your wife got bigger wife.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Change My wife changed tigres when.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
With no tools?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh my god, why does she have to change tires?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Thumb? And did she grab that box here? And then
she do the other four and then she'll grabbed the
shell pom. Never seen a grown woman palm attire. She'll
palm attire. She'll hold the car up red Dolph and
she put the spear on. She got big hands.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm mad you got your wife out here changing tires here.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I want her to be equipped just in case I'm
not with her.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Triple A.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah we got that too for the discount for flights
and hotels.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
No nigga, that has to change tires.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, I mean like if if like yeah, if she's
somewhere distraught on the side of highway, absolutely called her play.
But if you right on the side of like Lebren,
go ahead handle that ship.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
You know what I'm take longer for them to get here.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Where'd you meet your wife? Because I don't understand why
she Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Now we met in college two thousand and five. The
crazy part is she went to the same high school
as my baby mama in the high school. In high
school had a kid. When I was fourteen, Oh I was.
I was going to school in Saint Louis, Okay a
bus to the metrolink, metrolink to the east side and
catch another bus up to the high school to meet
my baby mam and to grab my son. So we
walked from her high school to her house, grab my son,
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that would catch the bus back to east St. Louis
and then back home, and then I would have to
do it all over again to take come back home
that night because she never gave me enough milk to.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Feed them keep them over night, bust feeding.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, So when I when I was going up to school,
she remembered seeing me come up to school. Fast forward
two thousand and five, thousand and two, I found out
was my son. So four years after finally what my son.
We met in college and uh started hanging out, you
know what I mean. And two weeks in and hanging.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Out my nose wide open.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I'm feeling this motherfucker. I'm I ain't even smash hat.
And I like this motherfucker right right. Two weeks and
she was like, yeah, I need talk to you. I'm
thinking she couldnah tell me she loved me and ship
and she was like, uh, I'm too much pregnant. Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
And I was like, well, did you get test this time?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Well, we had only been talking two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It wasn't my baby, right, So I was just like, well,
I already liked you, so I'm gonna stay here. She
was trying to get me a way out because she
knew she was pregnant. So she was like, hey, I'm pregnant.
Don't you know you can leave if you won't. Here's
no office, okay. And I was like, well I already
like you. Yeah, and if you look at my resume,
I'm actually well equipped to take care of the.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Niggas right there you go, there you go babies, Yeah,
you kind of like it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, no, no gaps in the resume, right.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Type chit okay, okay, So how did you find out
the first child was not your son?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Uh? I called on DNA type same people that James
Springer went through. Are you seven hundred and fifty dollars
with six hundred dollars with test one hundred and fifty
dollars for laugh East?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
What made you think it wasn't yours?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Though?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh baby girl got around, but you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Was dedicated to her for four years. I mean you
was doing all the work. He was going back and
forth taking four and five buses dealing with the milk issue. Okay,
So I.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Would I would have did it earlier, but I didn't
have the money. I had to save other money I.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Was working on.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So you had a thought you was like, I noticed
baby in as soon as I get that seven fifty,
I'm getting the test, bitch, and I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, we're gonna do some work. Okayet to work.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Okay. So how when you did the test, what was
that moment when you was like, okay, this ain't I'm
not a.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Daddy right there on in the living room, shit on
myself right there.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It wasn't like one of the leaning over ships with
your pants off.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It was like a homeless person, just like just standing
up and then just come down and fall down.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
La and you see you come out of the pantlet.
It was like a pellet.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
It was like a hamster shit, a hamster ship. Hamsh
it just rolled on down the lake. Now.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It was a it was I mean it was. It
was devastating.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And I really attribute a lot of the things my
wife had to work through early in our marriage to
that because I had it changed me, like and internally like,
how have you women? How I respected women? How I
you know, just treated women? Because I was like, damn,
you lied to me for four years and you knew
this ship. Yeah, that's what it took me.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
A lot of therapy, a lot of praying to get through.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Get get through that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
That's good. I'm glad you actually went to therapy because
a lot of black men therapy. Okay, make okay, okay,
you went to therapy.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I okay, I want to be like old girl from
high school.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, listen, she beat me up, so this ship. I
don't want you to be like her.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Either, Bicky birch.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I want you to reach out to her because obviously
she still feel away.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I still fell away, Nikki. But it was cool. After
she beat me up twice, we was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, I mean, if you if you asked for a
third round. You're doing a lot. Listen, I just want
you like it yours if you asked for a third round?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
And do you want to know how embarrassing it was
in the cafeteria everybody saw, oh my god, that's pay
per view with it and then listen, Yes, niggas eating niggas.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Eating pizza, like god, damn Torri getting woke.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And they didn't know me to be a loser. So
it was just like Tory law I had. I had that, man.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It was so somebody came to you have to fight, like,
hey man, you might want to.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I just walked away. I just was like, let me
go and hiding, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The worst part about getting your ass beat is if
you get knocked out right and at some point you'renna
wake up and now you gotta get up, and it's
no cool way to like get up off the ground,
like damn right right.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Brown for getting knocked down, Like it's it's just you
know it's over.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, but they got I ain't get knocked the funk.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Out, Okay, that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've never been knocked out.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
That's good. I had hard So it was like that's enough,
Vicky ship all.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Right, yeah, they you know, they grabbed us.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
You know, ingernails is bleeding. You know how bad you
gotta see somebodys thingingnails be bleeding?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
This this enough Nikki shit, that's enough, Nikki.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Enough ship. God damn that this bitch eyebrolls bleeding? Right?
What you hit up with? The maker? Eyebrills bleed? Let
me see your fist? You got nickels taped to your knuckles.
How does this eyebrobs bleeding? What you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
He beat my ass? Okay? You you enjoying this a
little too much to here. We're gonna shift, okay, because
you I don't like that you just involved in me
getting my ass.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I am concerned about Nikki because I want to make
sure that she got therapy too. I don't want her
beating people asking her job. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So you said you went to therapy therapy, okay? And
because okay, so from my understanding, yeah all right, you
got you got married right, and I understand you and
your wife are polygamous?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, yes, okay, okay, So this name for the people
that know you know, you know, I don't talk about
it as much because when we used to talk about it,
it was in hopes of like enlightening our community black
and brown people to what are the possibilities, how to
do it and things like that, And then I found
out I was doing it wrong, right.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I just I was I was like, yeah, this is
what we're doing. And then my wife was like, nigga,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're wrong and then like all the backlash that came
with it, I just was like, no, you know what
I mean, I'm just we're gonna fall back.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
What backlash? Why were you doing backlash?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I mean, I mean, let's let's keep it real.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sex is still very taboo, right, and anytime you're not
doing traditional Christian marriage, like, people are gonna have something
to say. Now people don't have something to say regardless
about what you're going on. But right, you know, I
found that like even like with my wife looking for work,
like certain videos linked to her name and page like
that has really made it more difficult for her to
get her I'm always gonna.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Be ang because you guys decide that this is what
works best for your life, People really do that to you.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Absolutely, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Absolutely, that's why I need to be If y'all feel
bad for me, go hit and cash at me.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So I ain't got to work.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
We don't got to work for these people.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We can afford insurance without the job cash out. It
feel bad for me, feel bad for me.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
We're poor, we're poor, guys.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't cash give them your cash.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's yeah, yeah, because I diggas be scamming.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh okay, never mind.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, they got me.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They got me doing Pandemic because I was doing the
nightly show Dealing with the Homies, and I was making
good money off of that show, and the niggas started like.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Putting my name and putting a dot here or dot this.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It was in the same picture and some people put
the name in that they might mispell it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
And I can't tell you how much money I lost.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, that happened to me. Somebody did that to me too,
So I do understand. Somebody did definitely put a Tory heart.
And I have to tell people all the time that
is not me, that's the wrong one. It's probably Nicky
bird Y. It's probably nicky.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, you know what's you nicky motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You're not slick.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
You're not slick.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, so you moved to Los Angeles. All right, what
made you decide to come to Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Coming from Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
And I was telling some of the guys this outside.
I grew up in eas St. Louis, Illinois, but I
went to school in Saint Louis, Missouri, and growing up
in Saint Louis gave me an opportunity to see how
much big of the world was than my living environment,
and I'm always thankful for that my mom with that
extra stepfimation, I went to school over there. But knowing
that and having that wherewithal early on as a kid,
I moved out at fourteen, So I like I grew
(19:10):
up pretty quickly, and I just saw that what I
wanted from life wasn't going to be attainable in Saint
Louis as a glass selling when it comes to like
trajectory for black entertainers and even more so for black
entertainers slash entrepreneurs. So if I want to play the
game and I'm working this good nine to five and
doing comedy on the side, I can get a little
further and I'm gonna eventually still have to travel outside
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of Saint Louis. But like if I want to act,
if I want to be a comedian, if I want
to be a clothing owner, Saint Louis, this is the
most conducive environment for that. So I was like, fucking
im over to LA. I tried Atlanta, and at the
time I tried Atlanta, it wasn't nothing but like strip clubs,
malls and clubs. I was like, I'm gonna have to
many kids out here. After I tried New York and
I'm staying in Jersey City, Jersey catching a path in
(19:54):
and at five in the morning, the path is already
like it's people doing this already at five, And I
was like, I don't this ain't the good quality of life.
I don't want this for my life. So when I
moved out to LA I hadn't even left the future
lodge of the airplane. I hadn't like even crossed over
to get on the jetway. But like in the process
of crossing that little light from the sun came through
(20:15):
hit me and I was like, before I set my
foot on the jetway, I was like, I'm gonna move here. Yeah,
And I did that. When I finished up that that
was a summer I was doing some tours, uh, with
Vans Warped Tour. We did some activations and uh, what's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Van's Warped Tour?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Is a rock band tour? Okay, they do like forty
six dates in like sixty days. It was very intense.
I worked for truth the Smoking Weareness campaign. That was
crazy commercials where at the Singing Cowboy in New York,
pole in his neck he was singing there and then
all the people had fell dead at the same time
they had that. The branding was like the orange letter
(20:49):
truth dot com. All right, right, so it's a smoking
Wen's campaign. And basically we would attach ourselves to tours
like the Vand's Warped Tour, the Honda Civic Paramount Tour,
the Atlantic All Stars Tour. Uh what is it?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
The one the Black Rock Tour in New York.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I can't think it, but like tours like that where
we would conduct activations outside the venyo or within the
venue so people could come on and play games, when
merchants and swag, and then we would give them the
facts about the truth about smoking. So what you're doing smoking?
It was like smoking awareness? Right?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
So were you were you doing comedy?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
No? I was a marketer. I was just like you know,
a brand marketer. So I'm going out bringing people back
to the activation space, having to play games. They would
sign up, get their emails, and we were staying in
contact with them for that.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So you started off in marketing.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
That's what you need for I can said water too, well, really,
I'm great salesman. Okay for six months just for health insurance.
And I told them because I'm gonna be going in
six months, he needed to get my teeth fixed, right yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
When I did, at that point, they're still bad again.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's listen. That's how y'all know I'm gonna be rich
when the money started coming in when I get this
side to fix right here.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh, I got that brand, understand me, because I'm waiting.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't want to just get that fixed. I want
to hold bridge over here and like get this one
like like gold or platinum. I might like that when
you see if you see this whole field, yeah, oh
that nigga got that bad okay, yeah, I got that bad.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, I have a great Donnis for you, Lachik. Then
to shout out to them.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Shell like that shit is expensive. It is.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I can't for what the deposit the DEDUCTI will.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You can you sounds like a black French. It sounds
like he looks. That's what La Sheik sounds like. And
shout out to that brother, because I see you on
the Instagram all the time. I like, that's a sharp
motherfucker right there, bro. I like the style of like
the confidence. Y'all gonna see him probably on the next episode.
This brother right here, he looks like William walk up.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Understand, I'm willing.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This is William. You have to say that he got
a driver and everything. He had a nineteen sixty seven
ros hoys doos that motherfucker funk and the smell like
black ice in that bitch.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
You understand me, Just so you know that's a fish plate.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Ain't no nasty bitches walking through here, because I've done
I got in little with him.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's definitely not Coucie. It's actually Tilapia. I don't know
what the fuck it is. Okay, can we talk about
this weight launch journey because I remember you used to
be on the thick side.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, that's a nice way of you.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Was fluffy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Goddam No, I've been that way my whole life. I
got my mama's hips and and then I had my
daddy's stature. My dad went to the training camp for
the Chicago Bears. He's supposed to go like you was.
He went to East Side High. He was a flyer
everybody knew was gonna and then he got hurt during
the training camp. So yeah, I've always been like that.
And let me say that husky is a up word
(23:34):
to call an eight year old. Okay, so he was
yusky kid, and I don't like that. They don't have
huskey clothes in the regular clothes. Husky has kept near
the tires in the saddles, Like why my jeenis there.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
The fucking armarole. This is helpful for my confidences a
fucking eight year old. Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
So but it helped with all the jokes now yeah yeah, now,
but see it.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I had to find the funny in that ship, like
like I like you, but you eat too much?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like I don't even eat that much. Just be like snacking, okay, niggas,
Like like I like six bags after those after I eat, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's a lot. That's more than snacking.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, with the bags, it's half air.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It's half air.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You know, to hear six bags?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
What you're doing right now?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Is called judging. God, God, I don't like it. God
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I'm just listening. I'm not judging.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I've always been like that.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And uh, back in September, I was like, I'm gonna
switch it up, man, and I just started leaning into
health as well. So I started running two to three
days a week. I do it like you know, two
to three miles. I changed up my diet. I stop
eating fried foods, no carbs, some sugars. I stopped drinking meat,
mixed drinks. I only drink tequila blanco now eat so
no excess soda, juice or nothing like that, A lot
(24:47):
of salads. And now I'm hiking three to four days,
six to eight miles each day. I did Ozambic for
like six months, that little bit.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Just I was gonna as set all the ship too, though.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I know you're but just saying, why is it gonna
be so scared to say, I don't know it?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I'm not because there was a pyramid skiy for me.
I was sign another niggas up and getting my ship
for free.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh who else was on thosees?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Don't worry about it. I'm not that. Ain't that I
ain't getting paid that much for this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, I'll tell you when the cameras cut off. But
I just know that I was looking niggas up.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Okay, but no, like that was epic.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It helped me losing Then.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
With the lifestyle change, I lost that sixty pounds and
uh a little less than six months.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, and I've been off of it for two months,
and uh, this is just the maintenance of the continuation
of the hiking and the lifestyle change and the diet
change and all of that type of stuff. So I'm
out here fucking these holes up. It's a hot girl summer.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, you're gonna have your Lucci daddy short so listen.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I ain't draw since December, okay, Okay, yeah, my moose
snunk was going crazy out here.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Ship for short shorts, you understand me. I'm finela get
some waist beads. I'm fingn fuck them up.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh no, okay, that's what chicks, and they gonna be
running their fingers over my waist beads.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I'm like, like that shit, that's okay, But I ain't
never seen a man in waist.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
B I said. One of my homeboys got one, but
he a weird, not weird. He a wild assn't was Orlando,
but his name is Orlando on on Instagram because that
lady him and this ladies said they got a podcast together,
and the logo is her head back and him spitting
in her mouth, like like dropping spit in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
They're a wild couple. But I fuck with them along.
I fuck with them like a comedy.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, because you are a freak, I said, I get
freak from you. I sense freak first.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, you're not wrong, Okay, I know, but Jesus calling menment.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I'm just say it.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I can feel it. Okay, I feel it.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I just you know more that that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Because you're trying to get me to get all lucy.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I promise I'm not you already did he? I don't
you think you could get any more looser?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You're crazy?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
My shirt is still on, and I mean you're wearing a.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Shirt that says girls are drugs. Okay, I mean not
the shirt, your hat.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
That's who else I talking to.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I talked who I was talking to? Uh. I was
talking about Houston because I'm thinking about moving to Texas.
And I was like yo, think Dallas. He was like,
why Dalla's over Houston. I was like, too many babbages
of Houston. I gotta protect my family. I gotta protect
my family. No, nice, No, you're over here.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
But who do you want to move? You're tired of la.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yes, I'm tired of the price of living. I want,
I want, I want. I want a different quality of
life of what I'm paying for rent here.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And I have a really nice apartment, right, a really
nice apartment, the three bedroom, two bath, real hardwood floors,
fifteen feet sillings. In my office, I have a shoe
wall right, there are literally eight shells full of shoes.
And then I got the boxes underneath too for the overflow.
Really nice place, but for what I'm paying, I can
have a five bedroom crib in Texas, like staying thirty
(27:46):
minutes outside of Dallas. Completely different.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
We want to get land, like I'm I'm me and
my tribe. We want to we want to get land.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Get tried. Yeah, who's all a part of the tribe.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Ain't boring? But just no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It's it's none of us.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
These are all your This is like my family, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, everybody in my family got this tattoo right here.
So you see them with us right here?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Are they women?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No? No? I fucking what do you jigg What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
How many kids do you have?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
One?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Just one?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
One ninety year old daughter should be twenty later this year.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, So the rest of the tribe is it's.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Two other couples, uh and uh one of my homeboys
and some other people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Like it's so y'all gonna be like the racadikis no.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Like, so you hear tribe and you find out somebody's follering,
you think that everybody fucking is not that at all.
This is just like my individuals that understand the like
the world is bigger than what you're presented to in school,
like the fact that we're on top taxes and shit
like that in high school. Let you know that they're
trying to set you up, like if you don't know
about interest rate going into college and you go on
to campus and they get you to sign up on
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the Bank of America debit credit card and shit like that,
and then you don't read the interest race and all
that shit, and the first time you miss the payment,
your ship jumps up to eighteen point nine percent. Right,
you not prepared for that, and you really don't get
prepared to that until like right before your thirties or
in your thirties. So we're just like mind of individuals
was like that, see the world for what it is.
Like we just did a transfer oldership for a hotel
(29:14):
and fuck what do we did?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I don't So y'all have a hotel together. Yeah that's lit.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, it's a small bootyye hotel on five rooms. But
if shit get bad here we got somewhere to go.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, that is lit and this is all your tribe.
That that's dope.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, So like, yes, all we want to get like
seven acres down there selling them.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
It's seven acres because in five acres you can have
an outside shooting range. So we want to we want
to do it all. We want to have our living
space on one point. We want to have the agriculture
and cultivate the land for farming and shit like that, right,
and have an acre of space. And then on the
back end of the acrea we want to like do
container homes like chop that drop down the trees and
shit like that, and make plots for twenty container homes.
(29:56):
So now everything is paying for itself by rending to
these people. We just we just think differently.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Everybody was bringing a different skill set to it.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
You got a chef there. We got a private driver.
He got a fleet of eight vehicles. So when I'm
doing my podcast and doing ship, I'm reaching out to him.
And when we're shooting at our studio up where our
studio is, I almost said, where the fuck it is?
I call her to hate for the week. So everybody's
doing it. We got a director and that, we got
a producer in there. Everybody's bringing something to the table.
(30:23):
And that's like like we're using the school skills and
the tools that we got to make sure that we
have a nice life.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You know what, I'm not mad at that at all.
I think it's working for you. And no judgment over here.
You know you said I was judging you earlier, but
I'm not judging at all.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Not the type of person that yuck somebody's young.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Oh no, I would never yuck you're young.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Ever. Yeah, when I was talking about backshot, you made
a face. But I ain't gonna because air is a
real thing. If you ever did it from the back,
you know, what backshot air is?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I ain't never did it from the back, So goddamn line,
I've never.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You ain't nobody from the back as what you're saying.
But you've been bent over you got two kids? Yeah, okay,
well shut up?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Insecure? How did you get on Insecure with?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I sent in an audition and fucking killed it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And I was very excited about this, and I'm like, man,
this will be the first character that I really get
to bring the life.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And then when I got on set, they was like
bring that ship down.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So like the director told you to break it down?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Uh, pentis Uh but yeah, yeah they the first season
it was all women everything. The head of wardrobe was
a woman, most of the directors were women, producers were
women and all of that. But Pensis Printing was there
and he was a super dope person. But like, yeah,
they I felt like it was a show for the
(31:47):
women to shine. And I completely appreciate that because a
lot of times it's the guy that shined it. So
like that, so I I did what they asked me
to do. The first shoulder that I really got to
go crazy on was Brooklyn nine nine. They really encouraged
me to like go as big as I auditioned. And
the next show that I really got to like go
crazy on is Abviod Elementary. Shout out to Quentin and everything.
(32:11):
He really let me just do what I wanted to
with this character. And then Church he season two. Shout
out to Kevin, shout out to Nepotism. Yeah, I got
that role and I really got to sink my teeth
into it. And whenever this drops, I'm like very excited
for the response of the public to to my character.
And I'm working on a project right now with a
(32:32):
couple of people and we're trying to pish this to
a couple of networks. And then it's going to be
about my time being a teacher in the jails. So
when I moved out here and I moved my wife
out here, and after we had got married, I started
working as a teacher at the jail about six flags,
and uh so it's going to be basically about that.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, what was your first movie.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I haven't done anything. Well, actually i'm not.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I didn't movie back when I was in Saint Louis,
but I would not say the name of it because
I don't want people going to look for it.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Come on, you gotta tell us, yes, you don't.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
I'm looking for it. You can look whatever you want to.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You will not.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
It's gonna be found. I am a detective. Do whatever
you need, Okay, I will find the movie to hear
hear I did find it, okay. Favorite comedian oh right now,
probably CP. Yeah, that Nigga's funny.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That Nigga's amazing.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, he thinks is it.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
When it comes to like the whole favorite comedian conversation,
I never mentioned the ghats because I feel like they're
already established.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Calling Murphy uh Martin like those people, like they've done
their work, they established as legends and I don't have
to mention them.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
But when it comes to like my favorite comedians right now,
a lot of them are the comics that are working.
I agree Patricia O'Neill. I think he was just on me,
just amazing. And it's crazy because he called his demise
an an elephant and a he was like, I'm finding here,
I'm washed. You know you knew it was coming, but
well he knew it was coming, and.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
He said he talked about his battle with diabetes. You know,
life was in some freaking ship. He peed on her
and she was like, hey, no cakes like birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
First of all. Okay, so me and Patrise were very cool.
Patrice stayed with me and Kevin h when we first
moved to l A a few times. My ex husband. Yeah,
so okay, listen, listen. I caught Patrese jerking off in
(34:34):
the guest room. I don't really like talking about it
because he since passed.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
But I'm like, if you invite me to your house,
you invite all of my habits to No the door open.
I sit reverse cowgirl on the toilet. No, listen, if
you sit like this and I'm on my phone, if
I'm on a toilet, right, this, this is way better
from my back right, sitting like this on my phone right,
(35:00):
because I used to see it regular style. You're sitting
like that and you got to get your pressure on
your weight on your legs. It's how I dislocated my
shoulder when I stood up in the tarlet. Okay, right,
because I stood up and I knew this legs asleep.
I felt the like static in this leg. Didn't know
this woman asleep. So when I stood up and.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
This leg gave out, I was like but I was like,
bo I got this bitch. It gave out too, Okay,
threw my arm out. We had just moved, and so
where the wall would have been is a tub.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Now okay, fell into the tub. When my hand actually
made contact with the wall, my shoulders said, right, I
located my shoulder got because I sitting my verse cagoy
on the talk.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And that's because y'all getting money. Y'all rearranging ship. Okay,
because you're getting money.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
We had just moved. We had just moved.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
This is the department that I was just telling you about.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
That's all I Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Now listen. Now we know your face is very you know,
all over the TV with spectrum. Okay, how did that
come about?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
You?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Tony Baker, Kevin on stage? It's all keV.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
So my my former manager was Kev's brother, and keV
got that gig because of his following and just you know,
he's just he's he's he's amazing Tony Baker and because
Tony had the numbers too, and Tony twenty and stuff
like that, and he brought me in. keV is one
of the niggas. Is like bro like I've never had
to hunt them down for my check. I've toured with
(36:21):
some of the biggest names in the in the industry,
and I've never had anybody treat me the way keV
does when he like I've never had anybody else pay
for my ticket in my flight. And we have Sunday
dinner together every week that we are on the wall together.
He made sure I was good. He brought me in
on there, he.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Put me on other projects, brought me in on Churchy.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
People say whatever they want about him, but they don't
do it in front of me, because you know I'll
ride it.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I say nothing about keV.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I love keV.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, that's my dog.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah he's done right.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Say that they are good people, done right by me,
So I know I don't do that shiting for me. Yeah,
I don't do that me because you'll see. You'll see me.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I'll turn in toward it. I'm light skinned, but dark nigga.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I will. I will.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, you'll see all. You'll see all the old me.
You'll see all the East St.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Louis and me. I've been through. I've been stabbed, sat
on fire, kidnapped, had a kid at fourteen on fire,
all of that ship, kidnap.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
We're gonna have to talk about that. I'm bringing you back.
I'm bringing you back. Okay. Is there anything that you
really want the world to like remember you for right
now in this moment?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
What would you I'm a great house guess. I sit
down when I pee, whether it's early or late or
just through the day, so you don't worry about me
peeing on the seat.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
And honestly, like what what I do with comedy is uh.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
I would do this ship for free. I mean I
basically have for the basket of the year. Well, it's
when you initially, yeah, it's it's more of a calling.
I feel like this is something I was meant to do,
I was putting on earth to do. And even if
I wouldn't get paid the way I get paid, sometimes
I still would do this shit. Like this shit brings
me the amount of joy that is incomparable to most people.
(38:11):
And it's also like there's no amount of money that
it could equate to the feeling I get when I
know somebody in the crowd really fucks with this joke.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, when they laughing and they can't catch their breath
and they bent over and they mouth the hens bagging
having a side like that.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Right there in that moment, they're not thinking about whatever's
happening on the other side of that door. They can
be getting fired, they could be losing a place, they
could have a sick child, they can have a parents,
family member, None of that matters in that moment. They're
just left the present. And that's the thing I struggle
with being present and in the moment. But the fact
that I can help other people do it and forget
what's going on, that to me is a blessing that
(38:46):
like I just don't. I don't take it for granted.
I'm very thankful that I have this ability to make
them laugh and put people in a position where they
can like just just be free in that moment.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I love that. It's what I do with for and uh,
the bitches. I definitely do it for the bitches. Oh
my god. Yeah, yeah, fuck me in.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Front of your husband. Move it, bitch, you.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, come join the compound.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hold on, see now, you're making it weird. It's not.
We're not. We don't have enough meetings or ties or
dudes for it to be a cold nobody keeping me
in this or that. It's not that, it's just you
know what I'm saying, Like, show me some titties. All right, cool,
we're good, you know. Yeah, I mean honestly, I ain't
got no more spaces. I ain't got no energy of
time for nobody news. So don't be trying to slide
in the DM and all of that.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
My wife looks at my d MS. Listen, No, we're good,
they're good.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, Okay, you can send the news. You can send
the news.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
We'll look at it, we'll judge it, we'll rate your news.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
But they not, they not ringing. And never I never,
never have. I ain't never been a nigga that been
trigging no visits like you ain't get no car, no
apartment pay out of me.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
You'll get an appliants. I'll get a bitch of f right.
You can get a ninja blender.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You might. The most you get is a juice or
a deep freezer. But you ain't getting no carn Okay, Yeah,
I drop a hundred on a blender for you bitch
or juice. I won't with health as well, but I
ain't getting no car. FuG out here. I get you
a five hundred dollars Ubercore right, yeah, uber Core Okay, yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Though, Okay up to here. Can you tell the people
please where they can find you and keep up with you,
and I'm definitely going to have you back.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Just find me to hear More and the name is easy,
like would you like to hear More? Press one to
Hear More's t A h I R M O O
R E. Special is dropping in June. Churchy is supposed
to drop in September. Uh, And I'm gonna be on
tour for the next eight to twelve months. I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I'm doing every city possible marks.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't want to do a marks. Thank you so much.
I appreciate, but b Marcus, I'm the next twelve months
just building up my following following and then I'm gonna
do a uh uh a Marcus And uh. Realistically, I
think I'm gonna fall back on acting for a little
bit and just focus on the comedy career because that's
what I can control more than an actor.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, I might need you for a project or two, so.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, look at it.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Just no nigga, I just need you to say yes,
I've heard that before to the project.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
I've had so much fun while being here.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Good Matt, look, we told him he coming and he
coming to do the project. Fucking telling me, No, I'm
Torri Hart. To hear more, to hear more brutally.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
And nig we don't get the lounder, Matt, bitch, and
we're gonna, we're gonna run up on You're gonna hit
you in the head with a bottle time bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't go to laundry matts.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That girl?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Are you better read his game to lean, pay attention
to everything, walk around town like he the ship, but
behind closed doors he'd be taking mm hm
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