December 25, 2024 • 7 mins
Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.
We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation.
And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.
Listen to the full episode here: Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
You're listening to a Muma Mea podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
MoMA Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters
that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled,
The Lazy Girl's Guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. We hope
(00:35):
you had a beautiful Christmas and most importantly, that you
got to be a lazy ger. We hope you bought
zero present even for the children, but received a lot yes,
and ate lots of pudding and then had an afternoon
lie down. Now a little present from us. We're going
to be in your ears all summer long because we
are putting on a hot pod summer. All podcasts that
(00:59):
Mom and Me out will have brand new content dropping
over three weeks about the topics we couldn't stop talking
about this year, all curated especially for you across this
holiday period. If you're not already, subscribe to Canceled so
you never miss an episode. Today, we're talking about Australian supermodel,
business mogul and earth mother Mirandica. She's also a photoshop
(01:19):
genius that we could all learn something from and you
will need this context. Her husband is the CEO of Snapchat,
Evan Spiegel, so mega rich. Today, we're giving you our
favorite moment from our episode on Miranda. We're going through
her iconic baby bag and deciding if what she packed
was important, necessary, and or relevant for the birthing process.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The baby bag, Hi ergue, it's a very pregnant mirandaka
here showing you what I've packed for the fourth time
around from my hospital bag. Since this is my fourth birth,
I have a few favorite items that I like to
bring with me, so I'll share them with you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh no, you and I both gave birth recently. We
packed hospital bag and you know what, I was thinking
this the other day somebody said, what do you have
in your hospital bag?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I would say chaos.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Also say, don't stress because everything is such a mess.
Everything is such a mess. It doesn't matter what's in there,
it's going to be wrong. And all you're gonna say.
All I would say is one thing. More nappy for you?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh god, no nappy? Is her baby? More nappies for you?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They never enough?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, Well, mine had a shitload of biscuits. Yep, flannel
at pajamas, adult nappies. I also brought like a little
device that you spray on your vagina after you wi
before u WI.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So the stitches jo, Yeah, I didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's one of those things that I'm like, Yeah, everybody
said to have that, but then I didn't have time.
I also had a poweraide. Yeah, didn't help. Maybe feel
sick anyway. Miranda Ca was about to have a fourth
child right in this video, which is about a month ago,
so she thought she would share with Vogue Australia. Got
in a hospital backs so click yeap. The bag is
(03:05):
yellow and it is Louis Verton.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mine was mine had toothpaste day bag. I have has taame. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
She wants things that will create a serene, peaceful atmosphere
for the baby and her.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But the first thing she pulls out is not a
fuck off heavy Judy water bottle, right, which I would say,
well that or phone Jardger No. No. Number one midwife
said you need a water bottle. It's got that little
flip straw thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's not what she's got. She has a salt lamp.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So I like to pack things that are not only
practical and useful, but also things that can create like
a serene, tranquil atmosphere for the baby and I during
the birth process. So one thing I actually have brought
to every birth of each of my children is a
crystal lamp, and so I like to dim the lights
(03:59):
and put the crystal lamp on. It really does set
the tone.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
A salt lamp. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
One comment to pull out medical equipment from the top. Well,
one comment said, this is very Mary Poppins, you know
Mary Poppins's bag. That's like you've got an umbrella and
then you have like a kitchen set and bring the car.
It's very that, and people really like they were like
this is video. When she pulled out that salt lamp,
I knew it was going to be good. Then she
(04:34):
has candles, not the ones you are allowed, no, no, no,
not the ones you like with a thing because.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's the hospital, right yeah yeah, but like I have
a little flicker thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Then she has her aromatherapy diffuser with essential oils. She
has company pajamas. Great problem, they're white, Okay, they're going
to be covered in goo in goose in and laid blood. Yes,
nursing bra Yep, this is fine. She's also been having
some pregnancy craving, so she does bring a snack you
get one. Guess what is her pregnancy craving and what
(05:05):
has she packed in her bag?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Mince life.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, so this is one of my favorite snacks ra
out my whole pregnancy. I've been craving mangoes. This is
just like one hole mango in a.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Little bar, dried mango, and then she eats it and
she goes yum.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Looks so disgusting. I can't tell you how disgusting it is.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The people who say they crave healthy foods in pregnancy
upset me. Greatly made meat too. Then she has forty
five Cora organic products. So there's like i'd her routine
face missed a Timrick scrub, a body oil, a face oil,
et cetera. She has a few pads. You need those
after birth, she says, I clear they're liners. She has
(05:48):
what appear to be liner.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
She has three.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She likes, picks them up and there's three and she's like,
a few pads. I'll need these after birth. The fucking
Haavy duty happy. In her defense, I don't believe Miranda
Ka bleeds if I don't think I think she has
a little trickle, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And I don't think she sneezes the baby out.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And then she has a little trickle and then she
please out of the hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Lia's I agree. I agree. Apparently she dry but brushes
her entire body. Every modelor and everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Knows that she gets up at five her babies get
up at six thirty so that she can dry brush
for an hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
She doesn't appear to have any underpants.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You need so many, and actually I would advise disposable one.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think adult map. She doesn't have them.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You need very big ones, especially to put the pads in,
like I don't know what she's gonna put to catch
all the falling out. The comments were like pulling out
the salt crystal lamp out of a Louis Vatan feels
like a comedy skitch as when else said it, I
would have thrown that salt lamp at my husband if.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I had found it during active labor. Yeah, which is true.
But I think Evan's busy making filters. I know he's like,
can I snap this? No, Evans absolutely not. Stay away.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
To listen to that entire episode titled Miranda Salt Lamp
cur just click the link in our show notes. In
that episode, we unpack the life and crimes of the
girl from Gunnada like reportedly dating a criminal, sharing questionable
health information, and a whole lot more. We're recanceling more
celebs Pressed to Hiss or TV shows every week over
the summer break. You can find videos from the podcast
(07:25):
and evidence of the celebrity crimes on our Instagram at
the Twins Underscore Thoughts, or on TikTok At canceled the podcast.
You're listening to a Muma Mea podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
MoMA Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters
that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled,
The Lazy Girl's Guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. We hope
(00:35):
you had a beautiful Christmas and most importantly, that you
got to be a lazy ger. We hope you bought
zero present even for the children, but received a lot yes,
and ate lots of pudding and then had an afternoon
lie down. Now a little present from us. We're going
to be in your ears all summer long because we
are putting on a hot pod summer. All podcasts that
(00:59):
Mom and Me out will have brand new content dropping
over three weeks about the topics we couldn't stop talking
about this year, all curated especially for you across this
holiday period. If you're not already, subscribe to Canceled so
you never miss an episode. Today, we're talking about Australian supermodel,
business mogul and earth mother Mirandica. She's also a photoshop
(01:19):
genius that we could all learn something from and you
will need this context. Her husband is the CEO of Snapchat,
Evan Spiegel, so mega rich. Today, we're giving you our
favorite moment from our episode on Miranda. We're going through
her iconic baby bag and deciding if what she packed
was important, necessary, and or relevant for the birthing process.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The baby bag, Hi ergue, it's a very pregnant mirandaka
here showing you what I've packed for the fourth time
around from my hospital bag. Since this is my fourth birth,
I have a few favorite items that I like to
bring with me, so I'll share them with you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh no, you and I both gave birth recently. We
packed hospital bag and you know what, I was thinking
this the other day somebody said, what do you have
in your hospital bag?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I would say chaos.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Also say, don't stress because everything is such a mess.
Everything is such a mess. It doesn't matter what's in there,
it's going to be wrong. And all you're gonna say.
All I would say is one thing. More nappy for you?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh god, no nappy? Is her baby? More nappies for you?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
They never enough?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, Well, mine had a shitload of biscuits. Yep, flannel
at pajamas, adult nappies. I also brought like a little
device that you spray on your vagina after you wi
before u WI.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So the stitches jo, Yeah, I didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's one of those things that I'm like, Yeah, everybody
said to have that, but then I didn't have time.
I also had a poweraide. Yeah, didn't help. Maybe feel
sick anyway. Miranda Ca was about to have a fourth
child right in this video, which is about a month ago,
so she thought she would share with Vogue Australia. Got
in a hospital backs so click yeap. The bag is
(03:05):
yellow and it is Louis Verton.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Mine was mine had toothpaste day bag. I have has taame. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
She wants things that will create a serene, peaceful atmosphere
for the baby and her.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But the first thing she pulls out is not a
fuck off heavy Judy water bottle, right, which I would say,
well that or phone Jardger No. No. Number one midwife
said you need a water bottle. It's got that little
flip straw thing.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's not what she's got. She has a salt lamp.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
So I like to pack things that are not only
practical and useful, but also things that can create like
a serene, tranquil atmosphere for the baby and I during
the birth process. So one thing I actually have brought
to every birth of each of my children is a
crystal lamp, and so I like to dim the lights
(03:59):
and put the crystal lamp on. It really does set
the tone.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
A salt lamp. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
One comment to pull out medical equipment from the top. Well,
one comment said, this is very Mary Poppins, you know
Mary Poppins's bag. That's like you've got an umbrella and
then you have like a kitchen set and bring the car.
It's very that, and people really like they were like
this is video. When she pulled out that salt lamp,
I knew it was going to be good. Then she
(04:34):
has candles, not the ones you are allowed, no, no, no,
not the ones you like with a thing because.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's the hospital, right yeah yeah, but like I have
a little flicker thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Then she has her aromatherapy diffuser with essential oils. She
has company pajamas. Great problem, they're white, Okay, they're going
to be covered in goo in goose in and laid blood. Yes,
nursing bra Yep, this is fine. She's also been having
some pregnancy craving, so she does bring a snack you
get one. Guess what is her pregnancy craving and what
(05:05):
has she packed in her bag?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Mince life.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, so this is one of my favorite snacks ra
out my whole pregnancy. I've been craving mangoes. This is
just like one hole mango in a.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Little bar, dried mango, and then she eats it and
she goes yum.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Looks so disgusting. I can't tell you how disgusting it is.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The people who say they crave healthy foods in pregnancy
upset me. Greatly made meat too. Then she has forty
five Cora organic products. So there's like i'd her routine
face missed a Timrick scrub, a body oil, a face oil,
et cetera. She has a few pads. You need those
after birth, she says, I clear they're liners. She has
(05:48):
what appear to be liner.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
She has three.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She likes, picks them up and there's three and she's like,
a few pads. I'll need these after birth. The fucking
Haavy duty happy. In her defense, I don't believe Miranda
Ka bleeds if I don't think I think she has
a little trickle, yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And I don't think she sneezes the baby out.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And then she has a little trickle and then she
please out of the hospital.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Lia's I agree. I agree. Apparently she dry but brushes
her entire body. Every modelor and everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Knows that she gets up at five her babies get
up at six thirty so that she can dry brush
for an hour and a half.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
She doesn't appear to have any underpants.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You need so many, and actually I would advise disposable one.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think adult map. She doesn't have them.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You need very big ones, especially to put the pads in,
like I don't know what she's gonna put to catch
all the falling out. The comments were like pulling out
the salt crystal lamp out of a Louis Vatan feels
like a comedy skitch as when else said it, I
would have thrown that salt lamp at my husband if.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I had found it during active labor. Yeah, which is true.
But I think Evan's busy making filters. I know he's like,
can I snap this? No, Evans absolutely not. Stay away.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
To listen to that entire episode titled Miranda Salt Lamp
cur just click the link in our show notes. In
that episode, we unpack the life and crimes of the
girl from Gunnada like reportedly dating a criminal, sharing questionable
health information, and a whole lot more. We're recanceling more
celebs Pressed to Hiss or TV shows every week over
the summer break. You can find videos from the podcast
(07:25):
and evidence of the celebrity crimes on our Instagram at
the Twins Underscore Thoughts, or on TikTok At canceled the podcast.
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