February 23, 2025 • 34 mins
Carly spills the industry’s best-kept secrets—from the unexpected profession with the most undercover sex workers to the lube trick that changes everything. She also dives into the wild world of sex worker road trip crews and reveals the one topic that sparked the biggest backlash. Strap in for a juicy, no-holds-barred episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, did you want to come and see me live?
Without spending eight hundred dollars for the hour, you can
come and see my live show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. Whoa,
I feel like it needs a round of applause. I
am doing six shows from the twenty fifth of February
(00:31):
until the second of March. Holy Molly, this is going
to be a wild ride. It is called Culi Electric
in my box. Look, we're not getting into my actual box,
but we will be unpacking my dms in a hilarious
live show and I'm going to be dragging my producer
Shad along with me for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So I think you'll be in the show notes or
they can just hit you up on your socials Kali,
and if you want to see my show How I
Almost Killed a Guy that'll be on at the Fringe
Festival as well, just hit us up for the tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Aren't going to be okay, I'm going to need like
eighty tequila shots before I do it. But anyway, see
you there girlfriend Fire with Garlie Electric. This is not
a how to guide for people wanting to get into
the industry. I don't want people to think that they're
going to necessarily learn something here. It's more just a
(01:27):
fun and interesting take on the industry, but also just
coming from my point of view. I'm sitting down with
my producer getting down to the nitty gritty of the
sex worker industry. It might be your fantasy that we're
in laundering heels awaiting your text message to book, but
the reality is that we might be at our other
(01:48):
job or doing school pickup Chad. It is so exciting.
We are smack bang in Adelaide Fringe Fest.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Woo y Yeah, your show debuts very soon, just a
couple of days.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Have fun. Love Adelaide, absolutely love it. So excited to
be a part of Adelaide Fringe. Do you know what.
I only went to the Fringe Festival for the first
time a year ago. Right now I have a show
there which just blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How many times have you traveled to Adelaide that wasn't
work related?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Zero times?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So this is the first time you're in Adelaide not
as a working girl.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Correct. I have to say that legally, nudge nudge.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, she is not working. Not your work insisted that
you are focusing on your show.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And the government.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, yes, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well imagine you know, me not being able to do
my shows because I've been thrown in the slammer.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah that's true, which.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That would actually make for a really good podcast story.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So are you geared up? You're ready? Are you ready?
For sure?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I am so ready. I was born ready. Look, that's
a lie. It's taken a lot of preparation to get
to this point, and so I feel pretty good about it. So, yeah,
come along to my shows.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is your first round of shows, yes, doing a
comedy show, doing a live performance? What's more nerve wracking
doing this? Or your first booking as a sex worker?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Or do you know what? Stand up comedy for sure
is the scariest thing that I have ever ever ever done.
And I have done some weird shit for money that
has not been scared. Do you know how I told
the story on the podcast once about how a guy
back in the day and I, you know, he wanted
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me to pee in his mouth and I got hectic
stage fright and couldn't do it, and he got real
grumpy at me and I had to leave. Do you
know what? That wasn't even as scary as standing up
on stage doing comedy that is it's terrifying, but at
the same time, oh love it. It's a massive thrill,
(04:07):
Like it's a massive high. I never need to do
drugs ever again.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well let's start rule that out. I've been doing stand
up for a few years now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Really, where's a bit thin I wish it was as
successful as yours is for your first time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
This week, Carlie on the podcast work, we're back to
the podcast roots.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I mean not just the ones that you do
for a living, but sharing some secrets. What are we
talking about this week?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Secrets of escorts. Look, there's a lot of kind of
tricks to our trade, and I know we've kind of
covered this thing before, but there's more. It's never ending
the things that we do to try and give the
best experience for somebody paying a lot of money. You know,
we're supplying a fantasy. I'm of full time fantasy for people,
(05:02):
and so it's very very you know, different lifestyle, living
a double life. I kind of feel like a secret
agent sometimes only just a real sexy one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, you're right, speaking of being a
secret agent, you know, you're kind of trying to live
in the double life now of a sex workers slash comedian.
We are at the Adelaide Fringe and I've got to say,
you're not a unique commodity here, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And I've come to learn there are quite a few,
and they're popping up in my DMS, A lot of
very excited people because now that I've entered the you know,
comedic community, is that there are a lot of sex
workers who are also comedians because obviously comedy pays so well.
But do you know what's so fun is I have
(05:51):
the same conversation with quite a few of them. They
love comedy and they want to do comedy full time,
and sex work is one of the only things that
kind of goes hand in hand where they can tour
around the country, be a comedian not getting paid very well,
and also be a sex worker at the same time.
So it's been very eye opening for me. I don't
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you know, I'm definitely not the first and definitely not
probably even the fiftieth. It's quite a few.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All you reckon would be the most common double life job.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A lot of nurses really, yes, a lot in caring well,
when you think about it, we are very nurturing caring,
loving humans. And the kind of profession that often will
also lead into is care work, disability care, nursing, but
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also the hours. You know, you can kind of pick
and choose hours that you do as a career and
as a nurse. And so there's actually quite a few
nurses that I know who are sex workers, very sexy
sex like. These are some really you know, stunning stuff
and stunning escorts that I know I'm not.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Going to be luckily the emergency room in the same
way again after fin nurses.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would imagine being a guy. You've seen your you know,
local escort, you've seen her a couple of times, you
hurt yourself in a daze of morphine and whatever you've
got going on, and then you've got this woman that
you've put multiple times put sticking the catheter in and
caring for you. You'd be like, what the I'm hallucinating?
(07:35):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Also? Catheter? How about this injury that I've gotten the definition?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like things, That's a very normal nursing thing, isn't it.
That's what nurses do.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They But you don't need to get a catheter put in,
just like for anything Okay, maybe he's really hurt himself.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, okay, maybe you're really injured. Yeah, son, nursing. But
also I can see how comedy also goes in hand.
We're born entertainers. We have to be able to entertain
our client. You know, you don't want to go see
an escort who doesn't say anything and is a robot
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and you know, has no personality. We're full of personality.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, well, I mean I would have said stripper, but
I guess that is sex work, isn't that? So it
would be nurse, maybe cop, maybe all emergency services.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Double life, I don't think they're allowed to be so.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
There are legality of it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
There are definitely professions where there's not allowed to be
a crossover. You're not allowed to be on only fans,
you know, so like teachers, cops, anything in that kind
of profession. Yere, you're not you're not meant. It's a
big no no. And I think people actually get fired
when it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
So how do you then leading the double life because
you didn't really do double life for very long at all?
Did you? You kind of went bang back?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, it doesn't sit well with me. I'm not able.
I used to go under a different name, and what's
it using my real name and people would yell out
my name, my fake name, and I would just like
turn around not look at them. They're like hello, hello.
I found it so hard living a double life, and
(09:18):
it was just, I don't know, for my brain, so
much easier to and for me to feel more comfortable
and just be myself. That is what worked for me.
But a lot of people do live a double life
because you know, they do have these other professions. So
the nurses that I know are all face in, so
they have their face blurred in all of their you know,
(09:43):
advertising for sex work. It's all blurred. You can't see
their face, and they have great rigs. Yeah, so you know,
because they don't want that crossover. Me, on the other hand,
being face out, Yeah, I've kind of minimized the kind
of double life. Yeah. So quite a few comedians that
I know are all face in. There are a couple
(10:05):
that are face out and they don't mind the two
worlds kind of blending together. But yeah, they all use
fake names in different names and trying to hide. I
actually had a guy recently in my DMS, and from
what I could tell, I've not seen this guy before.
So he's an OnlyFans content creator from Australia, quite big
on the platform. I think he's worked with every person
(10:28):
that I knew. Just scrolling through his Twitter, there was
kind of everyone there. So he's worked with everyone. And
he wears a bella clava.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's a bit that's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, come on, yeah, look it's this. You know they're
trying to keep that double life.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know they've Yeah what I mean, you can just
you can blow stuff out in posts.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I think it just looks, you know, a bit different
to just having some like stockings just straight over here.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So this guy reached out to me and was like, oh, hi,
I'm one of Australia's biggest comedians and I was like who, No, yeah,
so I don't know. Look, I couldn't work out who
it was. I'm still trying.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So the people that do would show their face because
you still wouldn't want to get recognized on the street.
I guess what they what do you do?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Like, what are you little secrets of like changing your
identity out there so you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Can so quite a few sex workers I know really
change their identities, like a lot they go to a
lot of effort to make themselves not look like their
normal self, and it's almost just like, here's work me,
I'm this fantasy here, post work me, I'm no longer
having to be a sexual fantasy for men. And so
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you know you kind of clock off and.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You really go yourself up a bit.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, yes, holy shit, my two worlds are so separate,
really so separate. So I guess I guess the biggest
thing is I don't wear dresses in my normal, everyday,
krly life. I'm not a dress gal like, not for me,
not into it, have never been. What's been more, I
(12:18):
guess of a bit of a tomboy. I think I
am into straight fashion.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So I those are listening.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
She's actually wearing a three paste suit right now with
a top hat, pana monicle.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Thank you, Yes, very refined. So yeah, I dress quite straight.
I own sixty pairs of jeans. I own two hundred
vintage T shirts. That's my jam. I mean I can
look cute, you know, like if I'm going out for
dinner or I'm going somewhere like, I don't worry. I
will make that shit look tight. But you know, I
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think there is such a difference between the work me
and and the private life me. Men do like to
think that just like what I said at the top
of the show is that we're just waiting around in
our lingerie with our hair done and our makeup done,
and we're in heels and you know, we've got our
suspenders on and we're just waiting for your call. And
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it's not like that. Everybody has a life and we're
not waiting around for somebody to just contact us to
come and see us. You know, clients will say, I
actually had a client yesterday and he's like, well, can
you just see me right now? Like, can you just
leave your place and just come and meet me at
a hotel right now? And I'm like, I have to
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get ready, like I have to. I look like a sloth.
And he's like, no, no, no, you're so beautiful, you'll
be fine. I'm like, the work me that you see
and the normal life me are two totally different things.
If I just got into an uber and went and
met him, he would have been like, what.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, okay, how about this. Have you ever like organized
a booking while you're on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What? All the time?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Exactly there.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's like I'm done doing my emails.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, I'll reply to people. I'll like yes, oh my god.
Sex workers go to the toilet too, you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Know, come out. No, man, I'm busy.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You know. I'll hear my work phone beep and I'll
have it on me. And I'm in the supermarket with
a trolley full of stuff and they're like, what are
you doing now, babe, I'm in the supermarket. Oh okay,
oh what so you can't see me now? Look, I
know it's killing the fantasy, and we're meant to sell
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the fantasy, and we try so hard to sell the fantasy,
which kind of does go hand in hand with all
the women online who are very good at managing their
brand and the fantasy, because they're always, oh, I'm out
to dinner and oh, I'm out shopping and I just
bought my luxury item this, and I'm on a boat
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and I'm being taken on a cruise and blah blah blah.
It's just they're selling the fantasy on you know that
they're at home in their track is in their crops
and socks.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So what's some of the little secrets of people do
for this.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Wigs are a big one. I think they're probably the
biggest way to change somebody's appearance.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And do you haves majority, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I have so many. I have so many. It's just
such an easy way. Your hair's done, You're looking fresh,
your hair is always like the right color. You don't
have regrowth. It just is quick and easy. Your hair
looks fantastic and to come off no, no, awesome. Yeah, yea.
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I have had one person freak out. I did have
cute pink hair at the time. I had pink natural hair,
and pink is pretty out there for someone who thinks
that they're getting a cute blonde, you know, like I
really haven't sold that. So occasionally when I change my
hair color, I have to wear a blonde wig. And
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I had pink hair at the time, and this guy
just freaked when he saw my pink hair, just absolutely
freaked out, and I got so conscious about it, and
I was just like, oh God, what have I done?
Just but look, it's only kind of happened once, really
that that happened. But yeah, a lot of OnlyFans, creators
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that I know and Escots wear wigs full time. They're
so good at their wigs that these women have had
the same hair for years and years and years and years,
and then I see them in their natural setting, like
at their unit or whatever, and I see their natural
hair for the first time, and even I'm flabbergasted. I'm like, God,
I had no idea you were wearing a wig, And
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so I think wigs are probably the you know, staple
of our industry. Yeah, they're really, They're everywhere. Now. It's great.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm into it in the industry a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But do you know what, I also can step out
if I'm going somewhere where I know that I'm going
to be recognized. There are quite a few bars on
the Gold Coast where you know, I know that you
know a lot of people there know who I am.
I'll often just wig it up and go full incognito
and I don't get recognized. I just look completely different.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
But I feel like the Gold Coast, which is like
the harm of only fans and seems to be sex
worker Mecca.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It would be beneficial for you to.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Go out as Carli Electric the worker, because I wouldn't
be like, you know, oh, Carli Electrics here, like I
did you ever do appearances and stuff throughout your career
like that or not?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I have actually done, but not related to sex work.
Back back in the day, I was just Carlie Electric No.
I was just famous online and when the hot chick.
So yeah, well, I you know, kind of dated a
few famous people and kind of got a bit of
a I don't know, I became a I haven't.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Spoke about it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I love it behind really and I you know, it
was just a social light and so I would do.
I actually got flown. This is insane. I got flown
to Melbourne to do at nightclub appearance and there were
people waiting for me at the airport to take photos
with me. Really yeah, that used to be me sometimes. Anyway,
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that's really delving into my past. I kind of I
feel like when I go out, I don't need people
to recognize me, Like my business is good and well
enough that I don't need to go out and have
people just oggle me or you know. I like being incognito.
The older I get, the more incognito I want to be.
I just want to go out and enjoy my friends,
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not have guys stare at me everywhere I go.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Let's move on to another secret of the escorting game,
the stigma around loube Yes fascin to me because I
thought this would just be a given.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This is there's so many secrets aside. I think that
this might just be the older generation of men. I
feel like maybe guys under thirty, this isn't even a
thing for them. It's not something you know, what the better,
like who cares. But there is actual forums where people
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will complain that a provider or escort pulled out Loop
and used Loube and they are you know, purists who
just don't feel like the booking is going well enough
if the escort didn't get wet on her own accord,
and so then it's kind of this massive stigma around Loube.
(19:52):
And I'm sorry, but if I'm seeing multiple clients in
a day, if I am dry at any point of time,
it can make it really difficult for me to continue
on for further bookings, like I'll get sore, like I
need to be wet for everything to just work perfectly
and for me to be able to continue anyway. So
(20:15):
one of the secrets is that we use these lube
suppositories and you just get them from the chemist hot
one in last about three days and so then we
don't have to worry about facing the stigma of pulling
out the lube and using lube. I can see your
(20:38):
brain exploding.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I've never heard of this before, a lube suppository.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
So you put this up there, not up but okay, no, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, I mean depends you don't do that, so yeah, fair,
but you put it out there and then it just
it's just going to keep you lubricated. But you said
for a few days.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, yeah, so you do.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Maybe you're just slidding around there for the next couple
of days.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Funny, Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's it's such a weird thing.
And so we do that or.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's purely what's that?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
What's the actual Like that's for something else, isn't it.
That's not a product purely made for sex.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
No, it's probably women going through menopause.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, yeah, right, because I was thinking, like this is
just the someone's gone, I've got an innovation for the industry.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It doesn't work perfectly. Yeah, it's and it's really disappointing
when I read forums or I see that a guy
has written on Twitter that, oh she she couldn't get wet.
Oh yeah, she couldn't get wet like I, you know,
wouldn't see a provider that has to use Loube. You know,
they just want they for them. It means then if
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a woman hasn't gotten wet, well, then she's not into
the booking. And then as soon as he's like, oh
she's not into it, she's not into me. She thinks
I'm gross. It's definitely an insecurity thing for the man.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I thought it would just me.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It makes me look like a fucking big baby, Like
you look like you're stamping your foot and you're having
a little silk But.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
This is like.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You call me an idiot, which plenty of people do
in our comments, But like I would have just thought it's.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Part and parcel that Louve's being used during bookings.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, well not for somebody who's paying a lot of
money and they want to. But the thing is, yeah,
so they're wanting this like genuine girlfriend experience. I'm sorry,
in my personal life, I am whipping out the loop.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's getting out there, just not all the time, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But you know, I feel like it's the older generation.
It's the older man who just thinks that it's an interference.
They're the same kind of man who would never use
a toy on a woman.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Back to this apoloitry. So does it come out or
is it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Like just assol dissolves and gets mushy. I have actually,
oh god, I have actually used a brand that I
didn't know I do it ever, so well, I'm naturally blessed.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
This is a rare occurrent.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
This is rare. I did think maybe it will just
be easier, like maybe I'll use it, and I bought
one and I put it in and I did see
some clients and chunks of the lube. What's coming out
of me? I do not recommend. That was terrifying. It
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just like turned to jelly, not fun, not fun aeroplane jelly.
But yeah, I try not to do it. But sometimes
it's just you know, where you are in your cycle.
This is so much information, but like it's just you know,
women's bodies are a weird and wonderful place, and sometimes
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that just happened. So that's definitely a big secret in
the industry, I think, but it's just a silly, silly
thing that we have to do. Well. Moving on to
more secrets from escorts. There are escorts that I know.
There's actually two that I know who are touring full
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time touring escorts around the country and they tour with
their husband and their little baby or toddlers. So they're
just going from state to state. They put up their dates,
but in actual fact they are traveling with their small
kids and husband in tow.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well, we're just regular people, shad not those sex workers
are real.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Women, sure, but you're not.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Like no, okay, so we're not allowed to be married. We're not.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You can be married, you can have kids.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But being like, hey, we're going to dream World and
then I've got to leave at three o'clock because I
got to go and have sex's and guys, we'll book
a hotel where there's a play like thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't know, that's just.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
There's also another lady I know who's traveling around Australia
in her van, and so she is traveling with her family.
You know, they're living van life. Okay, I know we're
talking about a van for me and it is definitely
not me. But yeah, there's a lady that I know,
and so that'll roll into a town and if she
gets booking, she'll just go get a hotel room while
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her family is still in the van. Look, it's a
good long moneymaker. Like when you think about the kind
of money that I make on tour, you're all together
all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I guess if I was touring as a comic and
a kid and and a kid comes with me, like
my mate, she does that as well.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
But it's like, say, but.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Why is it different for sex work? Why are you
having this reaction?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Because there's an intimacy to her to the job that's
a bit different. So it's like the proximity to that.
I guess, look, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're not turning up to as a punter. You're not
turning up to you know, the ink call locations like
nappies and the kids.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Sure, but I'm like, okay, say it was a stripper, yeah,
and you Can't'm a touring stripper. Number my toddler with
me and I'm going I'm staying at the accommodation house
in Darwin, of which there is one, and I bring
the toddler there and the toddler stays there.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That to me is a bit like, well, no, you're
here to do that job. You might as well just
let the kids stay at aren't.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah? Right? You know, if you're entering Escott and you're
making really good money, and it's almost like you're on
a permanent vacation with your partner and your family and
you do all these amazing places. When you think about
how many hours I actually work when I'm on a tour.
So say I go somewhere for say four days, right
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or three or four days, I'm working out of that
whole three four days, maybe ten hours max are spread
across those days.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
But can't you just take the time off, you know
what I mean? Like if you're gonna go on the holiday,
go on the.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Holiday, girl's gotta work. Chat. But you work in the
lead up to the holiday like we order it, and
then you take come off.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's just a they're on constant VAK touring around doing
what they do. I think I look at them and
I'm like, fuck, hats off to you, Like you're making it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
If you had a kid, oh let's see, you can't
boom have a reaction.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It depends on the situation, Like does the kid travel well?
Do I want them to dig all the time? I
think that if I could do it and be on
the road all the time and I have a supportive
partner and the kids young like young young, I reckon
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i'd be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, I'm not saying they're a bad parent or
anything all that, just like that, it seems a bit.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I don't know, I think it just you know, we're
real people with real lives, and I think that even
though it's shocking to hear, it just highlights the fact
that we are very well, we're living very two very
different lives, and there are people out there who are
really doing that like these you know, her clients are
(28:13):
probably none the wiser that, yeah, that this one that
I know, she's got two little kids, and her clients
would be none the wise that she's actually really quite
big in Australia.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
So good on each their own, but not for me.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The kid's part.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, I'm married to an escort.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's just so much. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
There's a lot that's pushing it for me.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
But you know, oh, look, probably what I want to
finish with today is I cocked a little bit of
backlash or something that I've said. It's actually the first
time I've never received any kind of backlash for anything
that I've said in a podcast. But and this just
goes to you know, secret lives of squorats because I
(29:02):
copped a bit of flak from when I announced that
Playboy had approached me, and I was horrified to find
out that it was going to cost me twenty thousand
US to be on the cover of Playboy. Cost me that,
And you know, I voiced it out loud on the podcast,
like I do heaps of stuff, and.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It was a crazy thing to find out that people pay.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yes. Yeah, and I ruffled some feathers some of my
peers in the industry. Yeah, I kind of copped a
couple of messages from people saying, we don't talk about this,
Like this is not something that you should be talking
about or telling anybody about.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Now you're telling them about the telling of the messages,
you're gonna get more double backlash.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Ah fuck it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Honestly, I'm just out here living my authentic life and
if people don't like it, well I can't do much
about it. Oh but yeah, I just thought that that
was fascinating. See, that is how much we hide and
try and keep things secret from people. Yeah, I just
I wasn't into painting it, and so now I don't know.
(30:07):
Everybody's covers keep on coming out, and I'm trying to
be supportive, and I'm like, good for you. The cover
looks so good, like well done. But I know that
they're thinking, oh, colleague just knows that I've paid for it.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Whatever, how supportive are you really?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I just like everybody's just on their own journey. And
if you know, spending one hundred k in a year
on covers, ok, look, there is somebody that I know
who spent one hundred k in a year on covers
and it but it does work for them, Like it
(30:41):
fucking works. If I had to spare a hundred k,
of course I'd be on a million covers. But I
just I don't know. I don't see the.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I don't know it's more effective being on a Playboy
cover or having sex with one hundred and fifty blocks
in a day or whatever it was about.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh yeah, that's a thousand in a day.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I think that you get better, more positive mainstream following
from having a cover than doing something silly like trying
to have sex with a thousand people.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
We'll get you more only fans of subs.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Probably having sex with a thousand people in a day.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Drinking cheese using sup suppository.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
She probably has a whole pack up there. It's probably
like twenty four suppositories up there. Do you know what
I put into chat GPT petrol pump? I put into
chat GPT if it was possible to have sex with
one thousand men in a day, and it said no, really,
she said that it's actually not possible.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I thought about that too, because it's twenty four hours.
So what constitutes a like, what constitutes sex? Is it
just as it goes? It's just in and then.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, a couple of times, a couple of pumps. You
get three times and they've got to go a couple
of pumps and done. But they chat Chippy set Tea
said the logistics of having that. It just said that
it was actually they believed that it was impossible and
chat GPT is real. Do you know what I read? Actually?
Also is the fact that that video has been removed
(32:08):
from only fans because it violated terms of service. So
they had issues around age and consent. Yeah, fucked, that's
the reasoning for the video being removed.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Where did that come out?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I read a news I found a news article where
just came out the other day. Some parents might have
complained maybe or you have a little bit of a
change of heart. Maybe your performance wasn't very good and
you're like, fuck that being up on the internet. We're
gonna get that taken down.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
There was the video?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Was it one of those big epic sessions where I
remember seeing an article about a mum finding a kid
like their son or whatever in the line and taking
them out.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Turned up in actim the line.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's like the top tier embarrassment. Like, I mean, when
I was younger, it might.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Have been you know, maybe rocking up you're about to
go to a concert for something that's like, you know,
too rude or something.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'd like to be standing in line with one hundred
other blogs. I want to Oh my god, get my car.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
God, it's different out there for parents these days. I
can't even comprehend it. I can't even comprehend Yeah, sorry,
that video no longer no longer exists. The age part, Ah,
that's murky.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That is not murky.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
It's pretty clear clat actually, But yeah, well there you go.
More secrets. I'm sure we'll have more.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Secrets, full of secrets, but like there's secrets that So
when I was brainstorming this podcast, there were things that
came up where I was like, do I want to
talk about this, and I'm like, I can't. I can't
talk about this because it derails what I do, or
it derails even though I've derailed everybody that's on fucking
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cover of a magazine. It directly if af facts my livelihood.
And there's so many secrets, Like, there's so many things.
Maybe one day when I'm no longer a sex worker,
holy shit, that's going to make a great book or
a really good podcast episode.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
If your comedy festival, if your fringe festival shows get
good enough, maybe that episode will come out.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
So many secrets.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Thanks Shad, No worries, Carly, see the shows this wake
h m hmmm hm
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, did you want to come and see me live?
Without spending eight hundred dollars for the hour, you can
come and see my live show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. Whoa,
I feel like it needs a round of applause. I
am doing six shows from the twenty fifth of February
(00:31):
until the second of March. Holy Molly, this is going
to be a wild ride. It is called Culi Electric
in my box. Look, we're not getting into my actual box,
but we will be unpacking my dms in a hilarious
live show and I'm going to be dragging my producer
Shad along with me for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So I think you'll be in the show notes or
they can just hit you up on your socials Kali,
and if you want to see my show How I
Almost Killed a Guy that'll be on at the Fringe
Festival as well, just hit us up for the tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Aren't going to be okay, I'm going to need like
eighty tequila shots before I do it. But anyway, see
you there girlfriend Fire with Garlie Electric. This is not
a how to guide for people wanting to get into
the industry. I don't want people to think that they're
going to necessarily learn something here. It's more just a
(01:27):
fun and interesting take on the industry, but also just
coming from my point of view. I'm sitting down with
my producer getting down to the nitty gritty of the
sex worker industry. It might be your fantasy that we're
in laundering heels awaiting your text message to book, but
the reality is that we might be at our other
(01:48):
job or doing school pickup Chad. It is so exciting.
We are smack bang in Adelaide Fringe Fest.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Woo y Yeah, your show debuts very soon, just a
couple of days.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Have fun. Love Adelaide, absolutely love it. So excited to
be a part of Adelaide Fringe. Do you know what.
I only went to the Fringe Festival for the first
time a year ago. Right now I have a show
there which just blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How many times have you traveled to Adelaide that wasn't
work related?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Zero times?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So this is the first time you're in Adelaide not
as a working girl.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Correct. I have to say that legally, nudge nudge.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, she is not working. Not your work insisted that
you are focusing on your show.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And the government.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, yes, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well imagine you know, me not being able to do
my shows because I've been thrown in the slammer.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah that's true, which.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That would actually make for a really good podcast story.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So are you geared up? You're ready? Are you ready?
For sure?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I am so ready. I was born ready. Look, that's
a lie. It's taken a lot of preparation to get
to this point, and so I feel pretty good about it. So, yeah,
come along to my shows.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is your first round of shows, yes, doing a
comedy show, doing a live performance? What's more nerve wracking
doing this? Or your first booking as a sex worker?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Or do you know what? Stand up comedy for sure
is the scariest thing that I have ever ever ever done.
And I have done some weird shit for money that
has not been scared. Do you know how I told
the story on the podcast once about how a guy
back in the day and I, you know, he wanted
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me to pee in his mouth and I got hectic
stage fright and couldn't do it, and he got real
grumpy at me and I had to leave. Do you
know what? That wasn't even as scary as standing up
on stage doing comedy that is it's terrifying, but at
the same time, oh love it. It's a massive thrill,
(04:07):
Like it's a massive high. I never need to do
drugs ever again.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well let's start rule that out. I've been doing stand
up for a few years now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Really, where's a bit thin I wish it was as
successful as yours is for your first time.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
This week, Carlie on the podcast work, we're back to
the podcast roots.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I mean not just the ones that you do
for a living, but sharing some secrets. What are we
talking about this week?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Secrets of escorts. Look, there's a lot of kind of
tricks to our trade, and I know we've kind of
covered this thing before, but there's more. It's never ending
the things that we do to try and give the
best experience for somebody paying a lot of money. You know,
we're supplying a fantasy. I'm of full time fantasy for people,
(05:02):
and so it's very very you know, different lifestyle, living
a double life. I kind of feel like a secret
agent sometimes only just a real sexy one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, you're right, speaking of being a
secret agent, you know, you're kind of trying to live
in the double life now of a sex workers slash comedian.
We are at the Adelaide Fringe and I've got to say,
you're not a unique commodity here, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And I've come to learn there are quite a few,
and they're popping up in my DMS, A lot of
very excited people because now that I've entered the you know,
comedic community, is that there are a lot of sex
workers who are also comedians because obviously comedy pays so well.
But do you know what's so fun is I have
(05:51):
the same conversation with quite a few of them. They
love comedy and they want to do comedy full time,
and sex work is one of the only things that
kind of goes hand in hand where they can tour
around the country, be a comedian not getting paid very well,
and also be a sex worker at the same time.
So it's been very eye opening for me. I don't
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you know, I'm definitely not the first and definitely not
probably even the fiftieth. It's quite a few.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
All you reckon would be the most common double life job.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
A lot of nurses really, yes, a lot in caring well,
when you think about it, we are very nurturing caring,
loving humans. And the kind of profession that often will
also lead into is care work, disability care, nursing, but
(06:46):
also the hours. You know, you can kind of pick
and choose hours that you do as a career and
as a nurse. And so there's actually quite a few
nurses that I know who are sex workers, very sexy
sex like. These are some really you know, stunning stuff
and stunning escorts that I know I'm not.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Going to be luckily the emergency room in the same
way again after fin nurses.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would imagine being a guy. You've seen your you know,
local escort, you've seen her a couple of times, you
hurt yourself in a daze of morphine and whatever you've
got going on, and then you've got this woman that
you've put multiple times put sticking the catheter in and
caring for you. You'd be like, what the I'm hallucinating?
(07:35):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Also? Catheter? How about this injury that I've gotten the definition?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like things, That's a very normal nursing thing, isn't it.
That's what nurses do.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They But you don't need to get a catheter put in,
just like for anything Okay, maybe he's really hurt himself.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, okay, maybe you're really injured. Yeah, son, nursing. But
also I can see how comedy also goes in hand.
We're born entertainers. We have to be able to entertain
our client. You know, you don't want to go see
an escort who doesn't say anything and is a robot
(08:17):
and you know, has no personality. We're full of personality.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, well, I mean I would have said stripper, but
I guess that is sex work, isn't that? So it
would be nurse, maybe cop, maybe all emergency services.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Double life, I don't think they're allowed to be so.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
There are legality of it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
There are definitely professions where there's not allowed to be
a crossover. You're not allowed to be on only fans,
you know, so like teachers, cops, anything in that kind
of profession. Yere, you're not you're not meant. It's a
big no no. And I think people actually get fired
when it.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
So how do you then leading the double life because
you didn't really do double life for very long at all?
Did you? You kind of went bang back?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, it doesn't sit well with me. I'm not able.
I used to go under a different name, and what's
it using my real name and people would yell out
my name, my fake name, and I would just like
turn around not look at them. They're like hello, hello.
I found it so hard living a double life, and
(09:18):
it was just, I don't know, for my brain, so
much easier to and for me to feel more comfortable
and just be myself. That is what worked for me.
But a lot of people do live a double life
because you know, they do have these other professions. So
the nurses that I know are all face in, so
they have their face blurred in all of their you know,
(09:43):
advertising for sex work. It's all blurred. You can't see
their face, and they have great rigs. Yeah, so you know,
because they don't want that crossover. Me, on the other hand,
being face out, Yeah, I've kind of minimized the kind
of double life. Yeah. So quite a few comedians that
I know are all face in. There are a couple
(10:05):
that are face out and they don't mind the two
worlds kind of blending together. But yeah, they all use
fake names in different names and trying to hide. I
actually had a guy recently in my DMS, and from
what I could tell, I've not seen this guy before.
So he's an OnlyFans content creator from Australia, quite big
on the platform. I think he's worked with every person
(10:28):
that I knew. Just scrolling through his Twitter, there was
kind of everyone there. So he's worked with everyone. And
he wears a bella clava.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's a bit that's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, come on, yeah, look it's this. You know they're
trying to keep that double life.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know they've Yeah what I mean, you can just
you can blow stuff out in posts.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I think it just looks, you know, a bit different
to just having some like stockings just straight over here.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So this guy reached out to me and was like, oh, hi,
I'm one of Australia's biggest comedians and I was like who, No, yeah,
so I don't know. Look, I couldn't work out who
it was. I'm still trying.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So the people that do would show their face because
you still wouldn't want to get recognized on the street.
I guess what they what do you do?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Like, what are you little secrets of like changing your
identity out there so you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Can so quite a few sex workers I know really
change their identities, like a lot they go to a
lot of effort to make themselves not look like their
normal self, and it's almost just like, here's work me,
I'm this fantasy here, post work me, I'm no longer
having to be a sexual fantasy for men. And so
(11:53):
you know you kind of clock off and.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You really go yourself up a bit.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, yes, holy shit, my two worlds are so separate,
really so separate. So I guess I guess the biggest
thing is I don't wear dresses in my normal, everyday,
krly life. I'm not a dress gal like, not for me,
not into it, have never been. What's been more, I
(12:18):
guess of a bit of a tomboy. I think I
am into straight fashion.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So I those are listening.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
She's actually wearing a three paste suit right now with
a top hat, pana monicle.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Thank you, Yes, very refined. So yeah, I dress quite straight.
I own sixty pairs of jeans. I own two hundred
vintage T shirts. That's my jam. I mean I can
look cute, you know, like if I'm going out for
dinner or I'm going somewhere like, I don't worry. I
will make that shit look tight. But you know, I
(12:53):
think there is such a difference between the work me
and and the private life me. Men do like to
think that just like what I said at the top
of the show is that we're just waiting around in
our lingerie with our hair done and our makeup done,
and we're in heels and you know, we've got our
suspenders on and we're just waiting for your call. And
(13:14):
it's not like that. Everybody has a life and we're
not waiting around for somebody to just contact us to
come and see us. You know, clients will say, I
actually had a client yesterday and he's like, well, can
you just see me right now? Like, can you just
leave your place and just come and meet me at
a hotel right now? And I'm like, I have to
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get ready, like I have to. I look like a sloth.
And he's like, no, no, no, you're so beautiful, you'll
be fine. I'm like, the work me that you see
and the normal life me are two totally different things.
If I just got into an uber and went and
met him, he would have been like, what.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, okay, how about this. Have you ever like organized
a booking while you're on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What? All the time?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Exactly there.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
All the time.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It's like I'm done doing my emails.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, I'll reply to people. I'll like yes, oh my god.
Sex workers go to the toilet too, you.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Know, come out. No, man, I'm busy.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You know. I'll hear my work phone beep and I'll
have it on me. And I'm in the supermarket with
a trolley full of stuff and they're like, what are
you doing now, babe, I'm in the supermarket. Oh okay,
oh what so you can't see me now? Look, I
know it's killing the fantasy, and we're meant to sell
(14:39):
the fantasy, and we try so hard to sell the fantasy,
which kind of does go hand in hand with all
the women online who are very good at managing their
brand and the fantasy, because they're always, oh, I'm out
to dinner and oh, I'm out shopping and I just
bought my luxury item this, and I'm on a boat
(15:00):
and I'm being taken on a cruise and blah blah blah.
It's just they're selling the fantasy on you know that
they're at home in their track is in their crops
and socks.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So what's some of the little secrets of people do
for this.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Wigs are a big one. I think they're probably the
biggest way to change somebody's appearance.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And do you haves majority, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I have so many. I have so many. It's just
such an easy way. Your hair's done, You're looking fresh,
your hair is always like the right color. You don't
have regrowth. It just is quick and easy. Your hair
looks fantastic and to come off no, no, awesome. Yeah, yea.
(15:45):
I have had one person freak out. I did have
cute pink hair at the time. I had pink natural hair,
and pink is pretty out there for someone who thinks
that they're getting a cute blonde, you know, like I
really haven't sold that. So occasionally when I change my
hair color, I have to wear a blonde wig. And
(16:06):
I had pink hair at the time, and this guy
just freaked when he saw my pink hair, just absolutely
freaked out, and I got so conscious about it, and
I was just like, oh God, what have I done?
Just but look, it's only kind of happened once, really
that that happened. But yeah, a lot of OnlyFans, creators
(16:30):
that I know and Escots wear wigs full time. They're
so good at their wigs that these women have had
the same hair for years and years and years and years,
and then I see them in their natural setting, like
at their unit or whatever, and I see their natural
hair for the first time, and even I'm flabbergasted. I'm like, God,
I had no idea you were wearing a wig, And
(16:52):
so I think wigs are probably the you know, staple
of our industry. Yeah, they're really, They're everywhere. Now. It's great.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm into it in the industry a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
But do you know what, I also can step out
if I'm going somewhere where I know that I'm going
to be recognized. There are quite a few bars on
the Gold Coast where you know, I know that you
know a lot of people there know who I am.
I'll often just wig it up and go full incognito
and I don't get recognized. I just look completely different.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
But I feel like the Gold Coast, which is like
the harm of only fans and seems to be sex
worker Mecca.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It would be beneficial for you to.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Go out as Carli Electric the worker, because I wouldn't
be like, you know, oh, Carli Electrics here, like I
did you ever do appearances and stuff throughout your career
like that or not?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I have actually done, but not related to sex work.
Back back in the day, I was just Carlie Electric No.
I was just famous online and when the hot chick.
So yeah, well, I you know, kind of dated a
few famous people and kind of got a bit of
a I don't know, I became a I haven't.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Spoke about it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I love it behind really and I you know, it
was just a social light and so I would do.
I actually got flown. This is insane. I got flown
to Melbourne to do at nightclub appearance and there were
people waiting for me at the airport to take photos
with me. Really yeah, that used to be me sometimes. Anyway,
(18:33):
that's really delving into my past. I kind of I
feel like when I go out, I don't need people
to recognize me, Like my business is good and well
enough that I don't need to go out and have
people just oggle me or you know. I like being incognito.
The older I get, the more incognito I want to be.
I just want to go out and enjoy my friends,
(18:53):
not have guys stare at me everywhere I go.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Let's move on to another secret of the escorting game,
the stigma around loube Yes fascin to me because I
thought this would just be a given.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This is there's so many secrets aside. I think that
this might just be the older generation of men. I
feel like maybe guys under thirty, this isn't even a
thing for them. It's not something you know, what the better,
like who cares. But there is actual forums where people
(19:28):
will complain that a provider or escort pulled out Loop
and used Loube and they are you know, purists who
just don't feel like the booking is going well enough
if the escort didn't get wet on her own accord,
and so then it's kind of this massive stigma around Loube.
(19:52):
And I'm sorry, but if I'm seeing multiple clients in
a day, if I am dry at any point of time,
it can make it really difficult for me to continue
on for further bookings, like I'll get sore, like I
need to be wet for everything to just work perfectly
and for me to be able to continue anyway. So
(20:15):
one of the secrets is that we use these lube
suppositories and you just get them from the chemist hot
one in last about three days and so then we
don't have to worry about facing the stigma of pulling
out the lube and using lube. I can see your
(20:38):
brain exploding.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I've never heard of this before, a lube suppository.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
So you put this up there, not up but okay, no, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, I mean depends you don't do that, so yeah, fair,
but you put it out there and then it just
it's just going to keep you lubricated. But you said
for a few days.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah, yeah, so you do.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Maybe you're just slidding around there for the next couple
of days.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Funny, Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's it's such a weird thing.
And so we do that or.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's purely what's that?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
What's the actual Like that's for something else, isn't it.
That's not a product purely made for sex.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
No, it's probably women going through menopause.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, yeah, right, because I was thinking, like this is
just the someone's gone, I've got an innovation for the industry.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It doesn't work perfectly. Yeah, it's and it's really disappointing
when I read forums or I see that a guy
has written on Twitter that, oh she she couldn't get wet.
Oh yeah, she couldn't get wet like I, you know,
wouldn't see a provider that has to use Loube. You know,
they just want they for them. It means then if
(21:52):
a woman hasn't gotten wet, well, then she's not into
the booking. And then as soon as he's like, oh
she's not into it, she's not into me. She thinks
I'm gross. It's definitely an insecurity thing for the man.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I thought it would just me.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
It makes me look like a fucking big baby, Like
you look like you're stamping your foot and you're having
a little silk But.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
This is like.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You call me an idiot, which plenty of people do
in our comments, But like I would have just thought it's.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Part and parcel that Louve's being used during bookings.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, well not for somebody who's paying a lot of
money and they want to. But the thing is, yeah,
so they're wanting this like genuine girlfriend experience. I'm sorry,
in my personal life, I am whipping out the loop.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's getting out there, just not all the time, you know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But you know, I feel like it's the older generation.
It's the older man who just thinks that it's an interference.
They're the same kind of man who would never use
a toy on a woman.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Back to this apoloitry. So does it come out or
is it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Like just assol dissolves and gets mushy. I have actually,
oh god, I have actually used a brand that I
didn't know I do it ever, so well, I'm naturally blessed.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
This is a rare occurrent.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
This is rare. I did think maybe it will just
be easier, like maybe I'll use it, and I bought
one and I put it in and I did see
some clients and chunks of the lube. What's coming out
of me? I do not recommend. That was terrifying. It
(23:32):
just like turned to jelly, not fun, not fun aeroplane jelly.
But yeah, I try not to do it. But sometimes
it's just you know, where you are in your cycle.
This is so much information, but like it's just you know,
women's bodies are a weird and wonderful place, and sometimes
(23:52):
that just happened. So that's definitely a big secret in
the industry, I think, but it's just a silly, silly
thing that we have to do. Well. Moving on to
more secrets from escorts. There are escorts that I know.
There's actually two that I know who are touring full
(24:13):
time touring escorts around the country and they tour with
their husband and their little baby or toddlers. So they're
just going from state to state. They put up their dates,
but in actual fact they are traveling with their small
kids and husband in tow.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well, we're just regular people, shad not those sex workers
are real.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Women, sure, but you're not.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Like no, okay, so we're not allowed to be married. We're not.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You can be married, you can have kids.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But being like, hey, we're going to dream World and
then I've got to leave at three o'clock because I
got to go and have sex's and guys, we'll book
a hotel where there's a play like thing.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I don't know, that's just.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
There's also another lady I know who's traveling around Australia
in her van, and so she is traveling with her family.
You know, they're living van life. Okay, I know we're
talking about a van for me and it is definitely
not me. But yeah, there's a lady that I know,
and so that'll roll into a town and if she
gets booking, she'll just go get a hotel room while
(25:25):
her family is still in the van. Look, it's a
good long moneymaker. Like when you think about the kind
of money that I make on tour, you're all together
all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I guess if I was touring as a comic and
a kid and and a kid comes with me, like
my mate, she does that as well.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
But it's like, say, but.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Why is it different for sex work? Why are you
having this reaction?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Because there's an intimacy to her to the job that's
a bit different. So it's like the proximity to that.
I guess, look, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
You're not turning up to as a punter. You're not
turning up to you know, the ink call locations like
nappies and the kids.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Sure, but I'm like, okay, say it was a stripper, yeah,
and you Can't'm a touring stripper. Number my toddler with
me and I'm going I'm staying at the accommodation house
in Darwin, of which there is one, and I bring
the toddler there and the toddler stays there.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That to me is a bit like, well, no, you're
here to do that job. You might as well just
let the kids stay at aren't.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah? Right? You know, if you're entering Escott and you're
making really good money, and it's almost like you're on
a permanent vacation with your partner and your family and
you do all these amazing places. When you think about
how many hours I actually work when I'm on a tour.
So say I go somewhere for say four days, right
(26:41):
or three or four days, I'm working out of that
whole three four days, maybe ten hours max are spread
across those days.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
But can't you just take the time off, you know
what I mean? Like if you're gonna go on the holiday,
go on the.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Holiday, girl's gotta work. Chat. But you work in the
lead up to the holiday like we order it, and
then you take come off.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's just a they're on constant VAK touring around doing
what they do. I think I look at them and
I'm like, fuck, hats off to you, Like you're making it.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
If you had a kid, oh let's see, you can't
boom have a reaction.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It depends on the situation, Like does the kid travel well?
Do I want them to dig all the time? I
think that if I could do it and be on
the road all the time and I have a supportive
partner and the kids young like young young, I reckon
(27:44):
i'd be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I mean, I'm not saying they're a bad parent or
anything all that, just like that, it seems a bit.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I don't know, I think it just you know, we're
real people with real lives, and I think that even
though it's shocking to hear, it just highlights the fact
that we are very well, we're living very two very
different lives, and there are people out there who are
really doing that like these you know, her clients are
(28:13):
probably none the wiser that, yeah, that this one that
I know, she's got two little kids, and her clients
would be none the wise that she's actually really quite
big in Australia.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
So good on each their own, but not for me.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The kid's part.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, I'm married to an escort.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's just so much. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
There's a lot that's pushing it for me.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
But you know, oh, look, probably what I want to
finish with today is I cocked a little bit of
backlash or something that I've said. It's actually the first
time I've never received any kind of backlash for anything
that I've said in a podcast. But and this just
goes to you know, secret lives of squorats because I
(29:02):
copped a bit of flak from when I announced that
Playboy had approached me, and I was horrified to find
out that it was going to cost me twenty thousand
US to be on the cover of Playboy. Cost me that,
And you know, I voiced it out loud on the podcast,
like I do heaps of stuff, and.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It was a crazy thing to find out that people pay.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yes. Yeah, and I ruffled some feathers some of my
peers in the industry. Yeah, I kind of copped a
couple of messages from people saying, we don't talk about this,
Like this is not something that you should be talking
about or telling anybody about.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Now you're telling them about the telling of the messages,
you're gonna get more double backlash.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Ah fuck it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Honestly, I'm just out here living my authentic life and
if people don't like it, well I can't do much
about it. Oh but yeah, I just thought that that
was fascinating. See, that is how much we hide and
try and keep things secret from people. Yeah, I just
I wasn't into painting it, and so now I don't know.
(30:07):
Everybody's covers keep on coming out, and I'm trying to
be supportive, and I'm like, good for you. The cover
looks so good, like well done. But I know that
they're thinking, oh, colleague just knows that I've paid for it.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Whatever, how supportive are you really?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I just like everybody's just on their own journey. And
if you know, spending one hundred k in a year
on covers, ok, look, there is somebody that I know
who spent one hundred k in a year on covers
and it but it does work for them, Like it
(30:41):
fucking works. If I had to spare a hundred k,
of course I'd be on a million covers. But I
just I don't know. I don't see the.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I don't know it's more effective being on a Playboy
cover or having sex with one hundred and fifty blocks
in a day or whatever it was about.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh yeah, that's a thousand in a day.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I think that you get better, more positive mainstream following
from having a cover than doing something silly like trying
to have sex with a thousand people.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
We'll get you more only fans of subs.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Probably having sex with a thousand people in a day.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Drinking cheese using sup suppository.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
She probably has a whole pack up there. It's probably
like twenty four suppositories up there. Do you know what
I put into chat GPT petrol pump? I put into
chat GPT if it was possible to have sex with
one thousand men in a day, and it said no, really,
she said that it's actually not possible.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I thought about that too, because it's twenty four hours.
So what constitutes a like, what constitutes sex? Is it
just as it goes? It's just in and then.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, a couple of times, a couple of pumps. You
get three times and they've got to go a couple
of pumps and done. But they chat Chippy set Tea
said the logistics of having that. It just said that
it was actually they believed that it was impossible and
chat GPT is real. Do you know what I read? Actually?
Also is the fact that that video has been removed
(32:08):
from only fans because it violated terms of service. So
they had issues around age and consent. Yeah, fucked, that's
the reasoning for the video being removed.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Where did that come out?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I read a news I found a news article where
just came out the other day. Some parents might have
complained maybe or you have a little bit of a
change of heart. Maybe your performance wasn't very good and
you're like, fuck that being up on the internet. We're
gonna get that taken down.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
There was the video?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Was it one of those big epic sessions where I
remember seeing an article about a mum finding a kid
like their son or whatever in the line and taking
them out.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Turned up in actim the line.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's like the top tier embarrassment. Like, I mean, when
I was younger, it might.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Have been you know, maybe rocking up you're about to
go to a concert for something that's like, you know,
too rude or something.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'd like to be standing in line with one hundred
other blogs. I want to Oh my god, get my car.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
God, it's different out there for parents these days. I
can't even comprehend it. I can't even comprehend Yeah, sorry,
that video no longer no longer exists. The age part, Ah,
that's murky.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That is not murky.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
It's pretty clear clat actually, But yeah, well there you go.
More secrets. I'm sure we'll have more.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Secrets, full of secrets, but like there's secrets that So
when I was brainstorming this podcast, there were things that
came up where I was like, do I want to
talk about this, and I'm like, I can't. I can't
talk about this because it derails what I do, or
it derails even though I've derailed everybody that's on fucking
(33:50):
cover of a magazine. It directly if af facts my livelihood.
And there's so many secrets, Like, there's so many things.
Maybe one day when I'm no longer a sex worker,
holy shit, that's going to make a great book or
a really good podcast episode.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
If your comedy festival, if your fringe festival shows get
good enough, maybe that episode will come out.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
So many secrets.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Thanks Shad, No worries, Carly, see the shows this wake
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