October 27, 2024 • 32 mins
From weird odour dicks to understanding condoms properly, join *Dr Carly Electric as she lets you in on tricks of the trade that she has learnt along the way, being one of Australia’s most popular escorts.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:08):
This is not a how to guide for people wanting
to get into the industry.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't want people to think that they're going to
necessarily learn something here.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's more just a fun and interesting take on the industry.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But also just coming from my point of view.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm sitting down with my producer getting down to the
nitty gritty of the sex worker industry. I like to
think that I have a PhD in all things intimacy
and sex.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm the Encyclopedia Britannica of DIX.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So did you know that in Australia one in three
single people don't use any contraceptives whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's that's kind of like, wait are you laughing because
you don't use it?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I mean I was single ones and I would say
that I was probably a bit reckless.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Look same, we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But yeah, so one in three, Like that's a bit
murky and it can't help but think about all the
nasties that gets involved in that. And do you know what,
there's a spike in Australia in STDs going around like
unseen levels before in STDs.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Look, we're all a bit little bit loosey.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Goosey and a bit frivolous when it comes to using condoms.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Which is really quite scary.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Condoms aren't that hard to use, but for some reason
people think that they're this like weird, really difficult contraption,
and they are not. They're actually very easy to carry around.
They're only little. You can have them in your pocket.
They don't tell you to put them in your wallets anymore. Boys,
but also.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Women carry them around in your handbag. Not that bad. Easy,
whip one out, whack it on perfect, Then you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Won't get any nats or any random children that you
might not want to have.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
How often are you carry Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My gosh, I am the coin of condoms. I have
to be in my industry, I.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Do.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I Actually I am seeing a client after this, so yes,
I have the full array with me. Do you know
what I carry? Condoms of all sizes? I think I've
got about five different sizes that I carry around with
me because I can't just assume somebody's dick size via
text message. I have no idea what they're packing, so
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I've got to be ready for whatever they've got hiding.
What's in their jocks?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's five sizes? My father, there's like small, regular, large, No.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So most people only think that there is large and
regular and that's it. Most people, just like most guys
wearing clothes. Most guys think that they're an m in
T shirts when actually they're you know, a different size anyway,
So most guys just go to regular. It's the most common, one,
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easiest to buy, and so everybody just thinks that they're
a regular.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The thing is either too loose.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
When you put them on, or they're too tight when
you put them on, and it just takes one second
to read the box to try and figure out what
size you are.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I think guys.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Generally know or can tell you know the length and
the girth of their dick without actually measuring it with
a with a tape, you can kind of guess where
you're at the thing is. And I know that I've
mentioned it before, but a lot of guys need small
condoms and they're not wearing them. They're buying average size condoms.
If the condom is loose.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
When you put it on, like if it's not.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Really hugging you like a tight glove, then it's the
wrong size, or other way around. If it's cutting into
you and it's just way too tight, you need a
larger size. But yeah, most most Australian men actually need
a small size condom and they just don't know it well.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, they're so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Are they uncomfy? What is it? What is it cutting
into you? Is it?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I think it's like the breathable Like you have to
put conos on every one of your clients. Yes, have
you not had a situation where as soon as you
put the condom on, the guys just gone completely soft?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes, okay, I have. This is one of my tricks
of the trade.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So one of my tricks of the trade is when
you're doing something for that you don't usually do. So,
you know, say, whenever you have a wank at home
or wherever you're having a wank, who knows where it
is anyway, work whatever, Okay, so you're not using a condom.
You might randomly have sex without a condom. You know
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what that feels like. You know what pulling your dick
feels like when it's hard, no condom, then covering it
up in something like a condom instantly can make the
brain go, what.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The fuck am I doing?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What's this?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Lose erection?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It feels foreign, it feels weird, It's not something that
you're used to. I say to clients all the time
who actually suffer from this problem, because it is quite
widespread that as soon as a guy puts a condom on,
He's just like, oh weird, and then he's done. The
best bit of advice I have is buy a pack
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of condoms, make sure they're the right size. When you're
wanking at home, put a condom on, wank with a
condom on, get used to the feeling of having the
condom on.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You get used to the feeling of wanking with it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Your body then will just get used to the idea.
And it's actually happened with a client that I've seen
quite a few times. In the beginning, he was no
good with condoms and just complained about them all all
the time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And he came to me quite proudly.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Saying, I've been practicing with condoms like what you said,
and now I can do it. And now when we
use condoms, absolutely no issues whatsoever. It's just getting used
to the feeling, and look if it's only going to
better benefit you and also the person that you're having
sex with that you're able to use a condom.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The comments that I hear.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
From guys often when you know we're mid sex in
a booking and they've got a condom on and they
don't want to wear one anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It doesn't feel good or no blah blah blah, no excuse.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Works, Oh no, oh no, it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay to want to impregnate me, Like what you don't
you might have something, I might have something you don't know, Like,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's honestly not worth it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So it's just like anything, a little bit of education
is key, and if you can practice at home with
some condoms, you will become a condom pro and believe me,
it works.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's my that's my hot tip.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It sounds like the worst bit of homework.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Look, yeah, I know that it's it's it would be.
It does sound smart.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Obviously trained for the game, yes, train for the game.
I completely understand. But at the same time, there's something like,
I don't know, weird or I don't know sad to
me about sitting there working with a condom on Like
I understand using it in the action, I can't give
myself something. I'm protecting myself from myself.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh my gosh, yes you are.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You are constantly Look it's it's the best thing that
you can do, and I highly suggest suggest it. But also,
you know, get used to putting them on get used
to taking them off.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Once a guy who doesn't use condoms has condom on
and you know they've had a good time and the
condom is full.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
They go to take it off.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
They don't know how to remove it, and so removing
a condom is actually something that you really need to
think about because if you just whip it off from
the tip, this reminds me of something that has actually
happened in a booking. So what I do is I
put the condom on because I need to make sure
that there's no holes in it. And the only way
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that you actually tear a condom is literally by putting
your fingernails through it.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So I make sure that I put it on. It's
all the way to the base.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's on correctly, there's no like air bubbles, there's nothing
weird going on, fits well perfect. But then once the
deed is done and the condom is full, I try
and make a snap decision on whether I'm going to
let the guy remove the condom himself or if I'm
going to remove it for him. What happens if is
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somebody expresses to me that they don't like condoms or
they never wear them or whatever something along those lines.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I will go.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'll quickly grab wipes and I will remove the condom
for them, just to try and minimize any issue that
might arise from them just pulling it off. However, ever
so often, but at the same time, I don't want
a baby. Men like you should know how to take
a condom of thank you, Yes, I will. So then
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sometimes I'll let them take it off themselves. I'll hand
them a wipe and they'll remove it correctly most of
the time. Every so often one will slip through the
cracks where I have not been explicit enough in how
to remove the condom or what I want them to
do with it, and they will literally, with a full condom,
grab it by the tip and just yank k it
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like they're at schoolies.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Ah, they're.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I've spoken about this before.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The preservation that I have in my hotel room to
keep everything neat and clean and perfect is insane, something
that I work on twenty four to seven. So for
somebody to just pull the condom off and just have
their shit fly all over them, all over my bed
is just blows my mind. And it's happened once or twice,
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and I kick myself every time, being.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like Cally, you should just taken it off for them. Anyway,
it's a hot mess, a honest hot mess. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Like I can't help but think that you look like
a bit of an idiot. You're a bit of an idiot.
You're a fully grown man. And did you not turn
off to school that day where they taught you how
to put a condom on?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, anyway, education is the most important important part.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Can I ask you this because I've had this experience
before where it's like it's come off up there.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When I was younger.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So this stems back to the condom not fitting you properly.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What are you trying to say? What are you trying
to tell me?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So the condom should not be able to fall off
or come off. Okay, wait, there are two reasons why
the condom might fall off inside someone. Either the condom
is too large the problem I wasn't gonna say, maybe
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your penis is too small the condom is too large,
or you've gone flaccid. So you've had your fun and
then you've gone flaccid, and then of course you lose
all of your size and your girthiness that holds the
condom there.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But have you had that happen? Not necessarily with a client,
but it's in general, I think once.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Or twice in my earlier days, but then learning that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's crazy because you both like fuck, yeah, okay, this
story is and I can't believe I'm going to tell
this story on my podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh god, okay, this story is kind of okay. I
was young, right, a little bit clueless, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm a bit clueless now, but I was even more
clueless back then, no idea what I was doing. And
in a bit of a drunken you know, three Am Hayes,
this guy who I had just met, I know that
he'd put the condom on, and you know, he was
like when I got the condom and put it on,
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and I was like, good, awesome, we're drunk and we're
still nailing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This nice one. We had sex and then.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I did the deed ended and he just pulled down
and I didn't think anything. I I didn't think to
like look or check, and he didn't either, and we
both passed out and in the more when I woke up,
I was like doing the whole like, so nice.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
To meet you. Okay, I'm out of here. Where's my
where's my uber? And okay, this was nice there bye,
oh this is so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, So a couple of days later, I am like,
things are starting to not smell so good down there,
like things are a bit wait wait.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Off, did you say? A couple of days later.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
A couple of days later, A couple of days later,
I'm like, something's not right. And I took myself to
the doctor and I just and this was the first
time I'd ever had anything like that. Happened like nothing,
I'd never had an odor or anything like that, and
I just said to the doctor, I'm like, I'm mortified.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Something's wrong. I must have an.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
STD but I used protection with this guy, and anyway,
I had a full STD check and she was just like, ah,
look like, we'll give you the antibiotics for chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Anyway, We'll you know, you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Might have have something called bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We'll discuss more of this later. Gave me more antibotics
for it, and.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
She was just like, I maybe you've got something up there,
like do you have anything up there?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And I was like up me, oh.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
My lord, And she was like, do you want me
to have a look, and I am like at that stage,
I was just like okay, and I've got my legs
in the air, and she puts on the glove and
she literally fishes around and pulls out this fucking condom.
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And I I even feel a bit sick now just
talking about it. The honestly, the look on her face.
She was like, aha, like we found it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I pretty awesome magic.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I wanted to fucking die. I have never wanted to
die so much in my whole life. I was like,
let's it just take me. I'm done, Like this is
this is the end of me. And from what I
know now of condoms, that just shouldn't happen, Like it
shouldn't happen if your dick is loose in there and
you feel like it, you know, if around the very
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base of the condom when it's fully unrolled, if that
is not tight around your dick, it's the wrong size.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And yeah, so that's crazy you didn't notice that.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Like I mean, obviously I don't have the we've got
different parts. But like the closest I could come to
think of it is if you had something, if I
had something up my arm, But like you know, and
I used a club and party back in the day. Guys,
you know when you kind of feel it, you know
what I.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Mean, Wait, where are you going with this week?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, that you didn't notice that you had something?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, I'm going back to you. What's this story?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Well, you know when you can pick the clubbing days,
when your party and you want to you know, I'm
not going to condone the actions, but sometimes you put
something in a different place.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
This is not where we would go.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
This is great, Wow, this is really getting to know Shad.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But something there.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Okay, So with a female vagina, I mean we have
tampons in there and things in there all the time.
It's honestly just a cavity, right, it doesn't go anywhere.
It's literally just a cavity. But the thing is we
have stuff in there all the time, and so your
body just kind of and your muscles just relax around
whatever is in there. And what I've haven't I said
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before on one of my podcasts that I have a
really long.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You have quite a cavity I do.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Anyway, I got told that I have a long vaginal
cavity anyway, long, not wide, And I will say that
a million times so it means that, you know, especially
if a dick was going in and out, it gets
pushed down to the very like, oh, up to the
very end of the cavity. And so especially something like
a condom, which is honestly so small.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And like thin just had no idea that it was there.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
But also what else you got in their coins?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
And probably it's like it's do you know how women's
clothing doesn't have pockets?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Like, yeah, because you can go one, I've got.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
A permanent pocket. Amazing.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Look have I put some things in there before to
carry around?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Maybe? I mean I'm not saying that out loud.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Maybe you used to be the most popular person going
into the festival back.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, let's let's go from one to the other.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're the encyclopedia as you say, what about the dicks?
You know, you had a smelly you had a smell
of vagina, you had to go and you had to checked.
You see a lot of dicks out there. Really, surely
you're getting some horrid ones coming through.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, yes, but I feel bad, Like it's not
like even even though I am a little bit grossed out,
it's more of the fact that I feel their embarrassment
and I feel.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Their pain, and this is quite common.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So I'd say maybe I would have to say maybe
one in fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dicks that I come across have a.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bit of a weird smell to them, and it kind
of stems back to So that's yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Have a good question. One and fifteen. Of the one
and fifteen, can I make an assumption, I'd say eighty
eighty ninety percent of them are not circumcised.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I think you're right. I actually think it might be
one hundred percent. There's two different there's two different things.
So there's guys who are not aware that they smell.
They wash clean, know how to pull back. Therefore, I
know how to fully completely clean their dick, and it's
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still once their head is tucked back in and it
just marinates far. Even just half an hour, it can
really smell.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Again.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm so rigorous with putting them in the shower and
telling them wash, do this, do this, do this, And
I know that they have done those things. It's not
like they just get in the shower and just shake
their willy about and.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Go, oh it's done. Like I know that they are
actually cleaning.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Then there is the other type of guy who knows
that they have a stinky dick. They don't care, they
don't know how.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
To wash it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
They're so used to the fact that it smells that
it's probably smelled their whole life, and they just think
that that's normal.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So I deal with those two.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's actually so surprising how many guys like what I
just said, go and shower and come out, and within
maybe twenty minutes, by the time I get to their dick,
I can actually smell it before I have really even
done anything, Like we might just be kissing and I
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can start to smell, yes, and it's the same smell
as me having the condom trapped up there.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
For a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Really, it's this.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Really potent.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Odor, right, It's kind of like, I don't know, I
can smell this smell from a mile away.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
My nose is so in tune with it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Can you smell on the straight?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I can smell it when I'm talking to people.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, I can, because it's something that I'm so hyper
aware of for myself. When they get out of the
shower and they're just in a towel, I can start
to smell. So I'm not sure if they can actually
acknowledge it, or if they can smell it, or they
just I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I have no idea. They've just blocked it out of
their brains.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I have no idea but for me keeping and so
what it is essentially is it's your pay pH level.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Like we all have a pH.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
In our skin that we need to get balanced. For me,
you know, especially inside my vagina, I need to keep
my pH on the ball tastes some good otherwise I'm
in trouble. Like it affects my whole business. So it's
something that I focus on every day. Guys don't realize
that they too can have an off pH balance, or
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they can have bacteria left on their dicks that don't
go away with just soap.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Soap doesn't get rid of a.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Lot of bacteria that forms around the head of a dick.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So how did I feel for this guy? And I'm so.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Sorry that I'm saying this story publically anyway, Sorry guy,
Sorry guy. Recently, I did have a young guy young
and they always seem to be younger. He was in
his twenties. He got out of the shower and we
started making out and we're chatting, and it was all good.
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I didn't even I hadn't even smelt it yet, like
I didn't even realize. And he got off me so
fast and launched himself to the other side of the room,
and he had tears in his eyes, and I thought
that he was just being like I thought that maybe
he had like buyers remorse or something, and was just like.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't want to do this, and he had tears.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
In his eyes, and he's just like, I'm so sorry.
My dick smells. I can't I'm so sorry. I just
washed it and I don't know what's wrong with it.
And I just thought that maybe it'd be okay, but
it's not, and I'm and it was sweating, and he's
just like, I'm so sorry, it's just getting worse.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm just going to go. I'm going to God.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
He'd been with me for maybe twenty minutes, and people
pay so much money to come see me, and I'm
just I don't want that to be his experience with
me or just in general. So I said to him, look, please, like,
if you want to leave, that's fine, but I really
want to talk to you about this because I feel
like I'm probably the best person who can maybe help
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you with this. I said to him, have you been
to a doctor, like, have you had an STD check,
because often that is the cause. And he said, yes,
I went to my doctor, had a full STD check.
Doctor was just like, not fine. Well I'm not fine.
He's just like, I can't get rid of the smell.
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It smells every day. I wash so much.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
He's like, I just wash it like crazy. Nothing helps.
So this is so common for men, so common.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'm dealing with like one in every fifteen dicks smells
this way. And it is the same type of odor
that I get when I don't look after my pH.
So what's happening is a guy not using contraception will
have sex with a female whose pH balance is a
little bit off, so she in herself might be a
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little bit stinky or she's got.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Whatever going on.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
He picks up that bacteria, and that bacteria continues to
grow inside of the head of his dick, like around
the shaft, Like all I can't get rid of when
my pH balance is off. I can't just use soap
to get to fix my pH balance. It actually hurts
it more. It strips more of the good flora that
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I need for most of.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
The people that are listening right now, they're probably like me.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
And the only time I've ever really heard of pH
is with a fish tank, and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That is the most bloke thing that you have ever said.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, well, think of a vagina.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
You have to get some chlorine.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Okay, Okay, this is a great analogy for men.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Just think about your pools, think about your fish tank.
You need it to be at the right level for
your fish to fucking survive and be happy and not
stink anyway. So and I just explained to him on
the market four women, there is Vagicil. It's pink, it
(26:08):
says Vagicill. It's in the tampon section of every single supermarket.
You know, it's like eight bucks for the bottle, and
that combats pH levels and fights the bad bacteria while
helping cultivate the good bacteria that you need. And have
recommended it to so many men, so many, pretty much
(26:32):
every one in fifteen I'm telling to go buy it. Yeah, Look,
Vagicil sales are going up with me spooking it to men.
I know it's a female product. Pretend you're buying it
for your girlfriend. Pretend you're buying it for somebody else,
I don't know, but it's the best thing that you
can use on your dick. You just in the shower
every day when you shower. Don't put soap down there,
(26:54):
put vgicill. Just use it and after a week of
using it, you'll find that you dramatically smell better and
you can actually completely fit. It's the problem quite easily.
But I think guys are going for really long periods
of time with their dick smelling, and I'm thinking like
years because men don't like going to the doctors anyway.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Men can like be half dying then they don't want
to go.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But it's what's interesting about that is because it's like,
so my partner, like she has you would go to
a ghano.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You have a ghano, you go to a ghana. There's
no dicker. No, there's no cockman that I can go
and see about my penis.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's just I've got to go to the to the
GP and that's the same dude that.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm going to being like I've got a Carl.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Like I mean, I like he's the family GENI family guy.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah, there's no is there there's no Yeah, there's no
dick doctor, is there no.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't think so we'v like we've hit on.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
There's not like a dedicated No, I'm reading up on
the pH. Yeah, this is getting quite educational. But did
you know that the men's the skin around your groin.
It says he has a lower PA level of the
between five and five point five. Vaginas have a pH
level of between three point eight and four point six,
which means that they're slightly more acidic than the men's
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private parts. If you're regularly having sex, the pH level
of your groin will surely be affected by your partners, Yes,
will actually increase. Semen is also at alkaline at a
pH level of seven point eight seven point one to eight,
and will perish in harder acidic conditions.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Maintained by the vagina.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So it's almost like it's built to stop it, Oh
my god, to stop the amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Certainly the strongest get through because there is a reason.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
That then gets thrown Okay, this is a little bit
more info that actually then gets thrown out the window
once you involve multiple partners.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, everybody has different bacteria.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So if you hook up with a female and you
have some fun and then a week later you hook
up to who knows, same day, who cares you hook
up with somebody else. You'll actually carry around all these
little bits of different bacterias on you, and those bacterias
it's like a fight for survival.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
This is just evolution.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Those bacterias want to fight against each other and don't
mesh together. And that's often where you get a smell from.
So if you're having multiple partners and you're finding that
your dick is starting to smell, this is why, first.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Of all condoms, it all comes back.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
It comes to condoms, condoms, vadger sill. Use it, get
used to using it. It smells so good and it
truly does help with stinky dicks. So that guy who
came to see me, who was absolutely mortified, he honestly
was million tears.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
And so I said to him, look explained about badger sill.
I always carry some with me.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I just hide it from clients because they will just
use the whole fucking thing up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Men are so weird anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And so I put him back in the shower and
I said, use vagr sil and we'll put a condom
straight on and you can continue your time if you
feel comfortable doing that, and he's like, I feel so
much better after this chat, Like I feel like you've
nailed what I'm going through. And so we were able
to continue the booking, thank god, and we had a
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bloody great time.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
But one less stinky dick on the street mate.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is well many because I'm I'm really encountering them and
guys just just don't.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Know a little side idea though, if we do get
merged for the show, you should make your own.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's not vager seal though, it's.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, well it's something that I've been thinking about. Yeah,
because there's a massive.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Hole in the market and men need this product, like
men need this not for your fish tank.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, look, it's important and it's not something that people
know anything about. Look, I've only just learnt about it
and come more knowledgeable on it because of the amount
of people that I interact with. I feel like at
this point I know men's bodies better then they know
their own bodies.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I think men are quite singular, Like girls talk about
each other's bodies.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
And you know, we talk about things going on with
our bodies all the time, but men kind of keep
stuff about their bodies to themselves. And so often men
just don't even know how to watch. They don't know
that they need to pull their foreskin back to have
a clean or anything like that. It's actually wild, wild parents,
what are you doing? Teach your kids how to wash
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their dicks? Please and thank you, Signed with love from women.
On next week's episode, we are going to get the
hidden box at the back of my cupboard, pull it
down and unpack all of my toys.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh god, I actually I lied. It's not just one box.
I've got like three. They're huge. They take up most
of my cupboard to be honest.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Anyway, we'll get into the world old of sex toys.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
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Speaker 3 (01:08):
This is not a how to guide for people wanting
to get into the industry.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't want people to think that they're going to
necessarily learn something here.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's more just a fun and interesting take on the industry.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But also just coming from my point of view.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm sitting down with my producer getting down to the
nitty gritty of the sex worker industry. I like to
think that I have a PhD in all things intimacy
and sex.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm the Encyclopedia Britannica of DIX.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So did you know that in Australia one in three
single people don't use any contraceptives whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's that's kind of like, wait are you laughing because
you don't use it?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I mean I was single ones and I would say
that I was probably a bit reckless.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Look same, we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But yeah, so one in three, Like that's a bit
murky and it can't help but think about all the
nasties that gets involved in that. And do you know what,
there's a spike in Australia in STDs going around like
unseen levels before in STDs.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Look, we're all a bit little bit loosey.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Goosey and a bit frivolous when it comes to using condoms.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Which is really quite scary.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Condoms aren't that hard to use, but for some reason
people think that they're this like weird, really difficult contraption,
and they are not. They're actually very easy to carry around.
They're only little. You can have them in your pocket.
They don't tell you to put them in your wallets anymore. Boys,
but also.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Women carry them around in your handbag. Not that bad. Easy,
whip one out, whack it on perfect, Then you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Won't get any nats or any random children that you
might not want to have.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
How often are you carry Oh.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
My gosh, I am the coin of condoms. I have
to be in my industry, I.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Do.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I Actually I am seeing a client after this, so yes,
I have the full array with me. Do you know
what I carry? Condoms of all sizes? I think I've
got about five different sizes that I carry around with
me because I can't just assume somebody's dick size via
text message. I have no idea what they're packing, so
(03:41):
I've got to be ready for whatever they've got hiding.
What's in their jocks?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's five sizes? My father, there's like small, regular, large, No.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
So most people only think that there is large and
regular and that's it. Most people, just like most guys
wearing clothes. Most guys think that they're an m in
T shirts when actually they're you know, a different size anyway,
So most guys just go to regular. It's the most common, one,
(04:17):
easiest to buy, and so everybody just thinks that they're
a regular.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The thing is either too loose.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
When you put them on, or they're too tight when
you put them on, and it just takes one second
to read the box to try and figure out what
size you are.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I think guys.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Generally know or can tell you know the length and
the girth of their dick without actually measuring it with
a with a tape, you can kind of guess where
you're at the thing is. And I know that I've
mentioned it before, but a lot of guys need small
condoms and they're not wearing them. They're buying average size condoms.
If the condom is loose.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
When you put it on, like if it's not.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Really hugging you like a tight glove, then it's the
wrong size, or other way around. If it's cutting into
you and it's just way too tight, you need a
larger size. But yeah, most most Australian men actually need
a small size condom and they just don't know it well.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, they're so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Are they uncomfy? What is it? What is it cutting
into you? Is it?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I think it's like the breathable Like you have to
put conos on every one of your clients. Yes, have
you not had a situation where as soon as you
put the condom on, the guys just gone completely soft?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes, okay, I have. This is one of my tricks
of the trade.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So one of my tricks of the trade is when
you're doing something for that you don't usually do. So,
you know, say, whenever you have a wank at home
or wherever you're having a wank, who knows where it
is anyway, work whatever, Okay, so you're not using a condom.
You might randomly have sex without a condom. You know
(06:03):
what that feels like. You know what pulling your dick
feels like when it's hard, no condom, then covering it
up in something like a condom instantly can make the
brain go, what.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The fuck am I doing?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What's this?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Lose erection?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It feels foreign, it feels weird, It's not something that
you're used to. I say to clients all the time
who actually suffer from this problem, because it is quite
widespread that as soon as a guy puts a condom on,
He's just like, oh weird, and then he's done. The
best bit of advice I have is buy a pack
(06:38):
of condoms, make sure they're the right size. When you're
wanking at home, put a condom on, wank with a
condom on, get used to the feeling of having the
condom on.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You get used to the feeling of wanking with it.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Your body then will just get used to the idea.
And it's actually happened with a client that I've seen
quite a few times. In the beginning, he was no
good with condoms and just complained about them all all
the time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
And he came to me quite proudly.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Saying, I've been practicing with condoms like what you said,
and now I can do it. And now when we
use condoms, absolutely no issues whatsoever. It's just getting used
to the feeling, and look if it's only going to
better benefit you and also the person that you're having
sex with that you're able to use a condom.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The comments that I hear.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
From guys often when you know we're mid sex in
a booking and they've got a condom on and they
don't want to wear one anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It doesn't feel good or no blah blah blah, no excuse.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Works, Oh no, oh no, it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay to want to impregnate me, Like what you don't
you might have something, I might have something you don't know, Like,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
It's honestly not worth it.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So it's just like anything, a little bit of education
is key, and if you can practice at home with
some condoms, you will become a condom pro and believe me,
it works.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's my that's my hot tip.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It sounds like the worst bit of homework.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Look, yeah, I know that it's it's it would be.
It does sound smart.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Obviously trained for the game, yes, train for the game.
I completely understand. But at the same time, there's something like,
I don't know, weird or I don't know sad to
me about sitting there working with a condom on Like
I understand using it in the action, I can't give
myself something. I'm protecting myself from myself.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh my gosh, yes you are.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You are constantly Look it's it's the best thing that
you can do, and I highly suggest suggest it. But also,
you know, get used to putting them on get used
to taking them off.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Once a guy who doesn't use condoms has condom on
and you know they've had a good time and the
condom is full.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
They go to take it off.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
They don't know how to remove it, and so removing
a condom is actually something that you really need to
think about because if you just whip it off from
the tip, this reminds me of something that has actually
happened in a booking. So what I do is I
put the condom on because I need to make sure
that there's no holes in it. And the only way
(09:34):
that you actually tear a condom is literally by putting
your fingernails through it.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So I make sure that I put it on. It's
all the way to the base.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's on correctly, there's no like air bubbles, there's nothing
weird going on, fits well perfect. But then once the
deed is done and the condom is full, I try
and make a snap decision on whether I'm going to
let the guy remove the condom himself or if I'm
going to remove it for him. What happens if is
(10:05):
somebody expresses to me that they don't like condoms or
they never wear them or whatever something along those lines.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I will go.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'll quickly grab wipes and I will remove the condom
for them, just to try and minimize any issue that
might arise from them just pulling it off. However, ever
so often, but at the same time, I don't want
a baby. Men like you should know how to take
a condom of thank you, Yes, I will. So then
(10:35):
sometimes I'll let them take it off themselves. I'll hand
them a wipe and they'll remove it correctly most of
the time. Every so often one will slip through the
cracks where I have not been explicit enough in how
to remove the condom or what I want them to
do with it, and they will literally, with a full condom,
grab it by the tip and just yank k it
(10:57):
like they're at schoolies.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Ah, they're.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I've spoken about this before.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The preservation that I have in my hotel room to
keep everything neat and clean and perfect is insane, something
that I work on twenty four to seven. So for
somebody to just pull the condom off and just have
their shit fly all over them, all over my bed
is just blows my mind. And it's happened once or twice,
(11:29):
and I kick myself every time, being.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like Cally, you should just taken it off for them. Anyway,
it's a hot mess, a honest hot mess. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Like I can't help but think that you look like
a bit of an idiot. You're a bit of an idiot.
You're a fully grown man. And did you not turn
off to school that day where they taught you how
to put a condom on?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, anyway, education is the most important important part.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Can I ask you this because I've had this experience
before where it's like it's come off up there.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
When I was younger.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So this stems back to the condom not fitting you properly.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
What are you trying to say? What are you trying
to tell me?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
So the condom should not be able to fall off
or come off. Okay, wait, there are two reasons why
the condom might fall off inside someone. Either the condom
is too large the problem I wasn't gonna say, maybe
(12:42):
your penis is too small the condom is too large,
or you've gone flaccid. So you've had your fun and
then you've gone flaccid, and then of course you lose
all of your size and your girthiness that holds the
condom there.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But have you had that happen? Not necessarily with a client,
but it's in general, I think once.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Or twice in my earlier days, but then learning that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
It's crazy because you both like fuck, yeah, okay, this
story is and I can't believe I'm going to tell
this story on my podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh god, okay, this story is kind of okay. I
was young, right, a little bit clueless, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm a bit clueless now, but I was even more
clueless back then, no idea what I was doing. And
in a bit of a drunken you know, three Am Hayes,
this guy who I had just met, I know that
he'd put the condom on, and you know, he was
like when I got the condom and put it on,
(13:42):
and I was like, good, awesome, we're drunk and we're
still nailing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This nice one. We had sex and then.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I did the deed ended and he just pulled down
and I didn't think anything. I I didn't think to
like look or check, and he didn't either, and we
both passed out and in the more when I woke up,
I was like doing the whole like, so nice.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
To meet you. Okay, I'm out of here. Where's my
where's my uber? And okay, this was nice there bye,
oh this is so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, So a couple of days later, I am like,
things are starting to not smell so good down there,
like things are a bit wait wait.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Off, did you say? A couple of days later.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
A couple of days later, A couple of days later,
I'm like, something's not right. And I took myself to
the doctor and I just and this was the first
time I'd ever had anything like that. Happened like nothing,
I'd never had an odor or anything like that, and
I just said to the doctor, I'm like, I'm mortified.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Something's wrong. I must have an.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
STD but I used protection with this guy, and anyway,
I had a full STD check and she was just like, ah,
look like, we'll give you the antibiotics for chlamydia.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Anyway, We'll you know, you.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Might have have something called bacterial vaginosis.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We'll discuss more of this later. Gave me more antibotics
for it, and.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
She was just like, I maybe you've got something up there,
like do you have anything up there?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And I was like up me, oh.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
My lord, And she was like, do you want me
to have a look, and I am like at that stage,
I was just like okay, and I've got my legs
in the air, and she puts on the glove and
she literally fishes around and pulls out this fucking condom.
(15:41):
And I I even feel a bit sick now just
talking about it. The honestly, the look on her face.
She was like, aha, like we found it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I pretty awesome magic.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I wanted to fucking die. I have never wanted to
die so much in my whole life. I was like,
let's it just take me. I'm done, Like this is
this is the end of me. And from what I
know now of condoms, that just shouldn't happen, Like it
shouldn't happen if your dick is loose in there and
you feel like it, you know, if around the very
(16:15):
base of the condom when it's fully unrolled, if that
is not tight around your dick, it's the wrong size.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
And yeah, so that's crazy you didn't notice that.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Like I mean, obviously I don't have the we've got
different parts. But like the closest I could come to
think of it is if you had something, if I
had something up my arm, But like you know, and
I used a club and party back in the day. Guys,
you know when you kind of feel it, you know
what I.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Mean, Wait, where are you going with this week?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, that you didn't notice that you had something?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, I'm going back to you. What's this story?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Well, you know when you can pick the clubbing days,
when your party and you want to you know, I'm
not going to condone the actions, but sometimes you put
something in a different place.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
This is not where we would go.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
This is great, Wow, this is really getting to know Shad.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But something there.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Okay, So with a female vagina, I mean we have
tampons in there and things in there all the time.
It's honestly just a cavity, right, it doesn't go anywhere.
It's literally just a cavity. But the thing is we
have stuff in there all the time, and so your
body just kind of and your muscles just relax around
whatever is in there. And what I've haven't I said
(17:31):
before on one of my podcasts that I have a
really long.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
You have quite a cavity I do.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Anyway, I got told that I have a long vaginal
cavity anyway, long, not wide, And I will say that
a million times so it means that, you know, especially
if a dick was going in and out, it gets
pushed down to the very like, oh, up to the
very end of the cavity. And so especially something like
a condom, which is honestly so small.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
And like thin just had no idea that it was there.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
But also what else you got in their coins?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
And probably it's like it's do you know how women's
clothing doesn't have pockets?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Like, yeah, because you can go one, I've got.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
A permanent pocket. Amazing.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Look have I put some things in there before to
carry around?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Maybe? I mean I'm not saying that out loud.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Maybe you used to be the most popular person going
into the festival back.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Well, let's let's go from one to the other.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're the encyclopedia as you say, what about the dicks?
You know, you had a smelly you had a smell
of vagina, you had to go and you had to checked.
You see a lot of dicks out there. Really, surely
you're getting some horrid ones coming through.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, yes, but I feel bad, Like it's not
like even even though I am a little bit grossed out,
it's more of the fact that I feel their embarrassment
and I feel.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Their pain, and this is quite common.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So I'd say maybe I would have to say maybe
one in fifteen.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Dicks that I come across have a.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bit of a weird smell to them, and it kind
of stems back to So that's yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Have a good question. One and fifteen. Of the one
and fifteen, can I make an assumption, I'd say eighty
eighty ninety percent of them are not circumcised.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I think you're right. I actually think it might be
one hundred percent. There's two different there's two different things.
So there's guys who are not aware that they smell.
They wash clean, know how to pull back. Therefore, I
know how to fully completely clean their dick, and it's
(20:04):
still once their head is tucked back in and it
just marinates far. Even just half an hour, it can
really smell.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Again.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm so rigorous with putting them in the shower and
telling them wash, do this, do this, do this, And
I know that they have done those things. It's not
like they just get in the shower and just shake
their willy about and.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Go, oh it's done. Like I know that they are
actually cleaning.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Then there is the other type of guy who knows
that they have a stinky dick. They don't care, they
don't know how.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
To wash it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
They're so used to the fact that it smells that
it's probably smelled their whole life, and they just think
that that's normal.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So I deal with those two.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's actually so surprising how many guys like what I
just said, go and shower and come out, and within
maybe twenty minutes, by the time I get to their dick,
I can actually smell it before I have really even
done anything, Like we might just be kissing and I
(21:05):
can start to smell, yes, and it's the same smell
as me having the condom trapped up there.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
For a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Really, it's this.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Really potent.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Odor, right, It's kind of like, I don't know, I
can smell this smell from a mile away.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
My nose is so in tune with it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Can you smell on the straight?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I can smell it when I'm talking to people.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, I can, because it's something that I'm so hyper
aware of for myself. When they get out of the
shower and they're just in a towel, I can start
to smell. So I'm not sure if they can actually
acknowledge it, or if they can smell it, or they
just I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I have no idea. They've just blocked it out of
their brains.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I have no idea but for me keeping and so
what it is essentially is it's your pay pH level.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Like we all have a pH.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
In our skin that we need to get balanced. For me,
you know, especially inside my vagina, I need to keep
my pH on the ball tastes some good otherwise I'm
in trouble. Like it affects my whole business. So it's
something that I focus on every day. Guys don't realize
that they too can have an off pH balance, or
(22:25):
they can have bacteria left on their dicks that don't
go away with just soap.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Soap doesn't get rid of a.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Lot of bacteria that forms around the head of a dick.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
So how did I feel for this guy? And I'm so.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Sorry that I'm saying this story publically anyway, Sorry guy,
Sorry guy. Recently, I did have a young guy young
and they always seem to be younger. He was in
his twenties. He got out of the shower and we
started making out and we're chatting, and it was all good.
(23:03):
I didn't even I hadn't even smelt it yet, like
I didn't even realize. And he got off me so
fast and launched himself to the other side of the room,
and he had tears in his eyes, and I thought
that he was just being like I thought that maybe
he had like buyers remorse or something, and was just like.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't want to do this, and he had tears.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
In his eyes, and he's just like, I'm so sorry.
My dick smells. I can't I'm so sorry. I just
washed it and I don't know what's wrong with it.
And I just thought that maybe it'd be okay, but
it's not, and I'm and it was sweating, and he's
just like, I'm so sorry, it's just getting worse.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm just going to go. I'm going to God.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
He'd been with me for maybe twenty minutes, and people
pay so much money to come see me, and I'm
just I don't want that to be his experience with
me or just in general. So I said to him, look, please, like,
if you want to leave, that's fine, but I really
want to talk to you about this because I feel
like I'm probably the best person who can maybe help
(24:03):
you with this. I said to him, have you been
to a doctor, like, have you had an STD check,
because often that is the cause. And he said, yes,
I went to my doctor, had a full STD check.
Doctor was just like, not fine. Well I'm not fine.
He's just like, I can't get rid of the smell.
(24:24):
It smells every day. I wash so much.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
He's like, I just wash it like crazy. Nothing helps.
So this is so common for men, so common.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'm dealing with like one in every fifteen dicks smells
this way. And it is the same type of odor
that I get when I don't look after my pH.
So what's happening is a guy not using contraception will
have sex with a female whose pH balance is a
little bit off, so she in herself might be a
(24:57):
little bit stinky or she's got.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Whatever going on.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
He picks up that bacteria, and that bacteria continues to
grow inside of the head of his dick, like around
the shaft, Like all I can't get rid of when
my pH balance is off. I can't just use soap
to get to fix my pH balance. It actually hurts
it more. It strips more of the good flora that
(25:23):
I need for most of.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
The people that are listening right now, they're probably like me.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
And the only time I've ever really heard of pH
is with a fish tank, and I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That is the most bloke thing that you have ever said.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, well, think of a vagina.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
You have to get some chlorine.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Okay, Okay, this is a great analogy for men.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Just think about your pools, think about your fish tank.
You need it to be at the right level for
your fish to fucking survive and be happy and not
stink anyway. So and I just explained to him on
the market four women, there is Vagicil. It's pink, it
(26:08):
says Vagicill. It's in the tampon section of every single supermarket.
You know, it's like eight bucks for the bottle, and
that combats pH levels and fights the bad bacteria while
helping cultivate the good bacteria that you need. And have
recommended it to so many men, so many, pretty much
(26:32):
every one in fifteen I'm telling to go buy it. Yeah, Look,
Vagicil sales are going up with me spooking it to men.
I know it's a female product. Pretend you're buying it
for your girlfriend. Pretend you're buying it for somebody else,
I don't know, but it's the best thing that you
can use on your dick. You just in the shower
every day when you shower. Don't put soap down there,
(26:54):
put vgicill. Just use it and after a week of
using it, you'll find that you dramatically smell better and
you can actually completely fit. It's the problem quite easily.
But I think guys are going for really long periods
of time with their dick smelling, and I'm thinking like
years because men don't like going to the doctors anyway.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Men can like be half dying then they don't want
to go.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
But it's what's interesting about that is because it's like,
so my partner, like she has you would go to
a ghano.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You have a ghano, you go to a ghana. There's
no dicker. No, there's no cockman that I can go
and see about my penis.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
It's just I've got to go to the to the
GP and that's the same dude that.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm going to being like I've got a Carl.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Like I mean, I like he's the family GENI family guy.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yeah, there's no is there there's no Yeah, there's no
dick doctor, is there no.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I don't think so we'v like we've hit on.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
There's not like a dedicated No, I'm reading up on
the pH. Yeah, this is getting quite educational. But did
you know that the men's the skin around your groin.
It says he has a lower PA level of the
between five and five point five. Vaginas have a pH
level of between three point eight and four point six,
which means that they're slightly more acidic than the men's
(28:15):
private parts. If you're regularly having sex, the pH level
of your groin will surely be affected by your partners, Yes,
will actually increase. Semen is also at alkaline at a
pH level of seven point eight seven point one to eight,
and will perish in harder acidic conditions.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Maintained by the vagina.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So it's almost like it's built to stop it, Oh
my god, to stop the amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Certainly the strongest get through because there is a reason.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
That then gets thrown Okay, this is a little bit
more info that actually then gets thrown out the window
once you involve multiple partners.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah, everybody has different bacteria.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So if you hook up with a female and you
have some fun and then a week later you hook
up to who knows, same day, who cares you hook
up with somebody else. You'll actually carry around all these
little bits of different bacterias on you, and those bacterias
it's like a fight for survival.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
This is just evolution.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Those bacterias want to fight against each other and don't
mesh together. And that's often where you get a smell from.
So if you're having multiple partners and you're finding that
your dick is starting to smell, this is why, first.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Of all condoms, it all comes back.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
It comes to condoms, condoms, vadger sill. Use it, get
used to using it. It smells so good and it
truly does help with stinky dicks. So that guy who
came to see me, who was absolutely mortified, he honestly
was million tears.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
And so I said to him, look explained about badger sill.
I always carry some with me.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I just hide it from clients because they will just
use the whole fucking thing up.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Men are so weird anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
And so I put him back in the shower and
I said, use vagr sil and we'll put a condom
straight on and you can continue your time if you
feel comfortable doing that, and he's like, I feel so
much better after this chat, Like I feel like you've
nailed what I'm going through. And so we were able
to continue the booking, thank god, and we had a
(30:24):
bloody great time.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
But one less stinky dick on the street mate.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is well many because I'm I'm really encountering them and
guys just just don't.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Know a little side idea though, if we do get
merged for the show, you should make your own.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
It's not vager seal though, it's.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, well it's something that I've been thinking about. Yeah,
because there's a massive.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Hole in the market and men need this product, like
men need this not for your fish tank.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, look, it's important and it's not something that people
know anything about. Look, I've only just learnt about it
and come more knowledgeable on it because of the amount
of people that I interact with. I feel like at
this point I know men's bodies better then they know
their own bodies.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I think men are quite singular, Like girls talk about
each other's bodies.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
And you know, we talk about things going on with
our bodies all the time, but men kind of keep
stuff about their bodies to themselves. And so often men
just don't even know how to watch. They don't know
that they need to pull their foreskin back to have
a clean or anything like that. It's actually wild, wild parents,
what are you doing? Teach your kids how to wash
(31:40):
their dicks? Please and thank you, Signed with love from women.
On next week's episode, we are going to get the
hidden box at the back of my cupboard, pull it
down and unpack all of my toys.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Oh god, I actually I lied. It's not just one box.
I've got like three. They're huge. They take up most
of my cupboard to be honest.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Anyway, we'll get into the world old of sex toys.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Bye hmm.
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