January 20, 2025 • 29 mins
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Haters gonna hate—and Carly’s here to read them for filth. From unhinged DMs to comment-section chaos, she dives into the weirdest, wildest, and most brutal messages she’s received. How does she handle the trolls? And do any actually have a point? Tune in for a mix of roasting, real talk, and maybe even a little advice for the keyboard warriors.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Whoa, I feel like it needs a round of applause.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
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my producer Shad along with me for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's exciting. So link you'll be in the show
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Speaker 2 (01:05):
Are going to be okay, I'm going to need like
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Speaker 3 (01:10):
Girlfriend fire with Collie Electric.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is not a how to guide for people wanting
to get into the industry. I don't want people to
think that they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's
more just a fun and interesting take on the industry,
but also just coming from my point of view. I'm
(01:34):
sitting down with my producer, getting down to the nitty
gritty of the sex worker industry. Your phone beeps, so
you open a text message only to be smacked in
the face with filth and hate. This is our everyday
life as an escort. Welcome back, season three.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'll go from the hire.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
How exciting?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I know? I love that? Who would a guess that?
When still we here doing it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, I love it. I think that's great, good for us,
Look at us go. It's twenty twenty five, a big
year for Girlfriend for Hire. I'm sure I can't even
imagine the amount of podcast episodes that we are going
to absolutely pump on out.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So a funny thing happened.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That I have to tell you about. This only happened
last week and it was with client. I'm in Sydney
and he just says to me, Carly, I've listened to
all of your podcasts, and he goes, look, I just
wanted to let you know I think that your podcasts
are great However, that guy, that guy who's on there
(02:35):
with you, just he talks too much. He needs to
talk less. Okay, I listened to your podcast for you,
and yeah, he just needs to talk less.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Would you be able to pass that on?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Julie naded and so I was like, I will pass
that information on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So anyway, Shad, I wish that I had some kind
of button or something that I could just like, mute you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh, Chad's talking too much.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Mute That's fine. New Year's new season, new show. You
won't be hearing much from me in this season. It's
going to be all you, Carly. My apologies to the Vans.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh look, I think that that's great. Look, any and
all feedback is welcomed. I think, you know, constructive criticism.
I'll listen to what people.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Have to say.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well are we going to take it on board?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Probably not, But thank you for your feedback.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you do over your brak, Carli? It's been a
big gap between episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I didn't do. I did some random things. Actually had
a few weeks off from sex work, which was really lovely.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I decided that I was.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Going to buy a van and I drove this VN
from Adelaide to back to my place on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyway, gave myself a week to do it. There were bushfires.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Everywhere, the Grampians bushfire they were just everywhere, so I
was dodging bush fires. I had band problems, van had
broken down in random areas, and I had flashing lights
and anyway, it was a bit of a time. So
that was my relaxing holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah it wasn't. It wasn't so relaxing.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But anyway, I met some amazing people along the way
and had a really good time. It was bloody hot.
It was bloody hot.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Anyway, it was great. It was good fun.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So now we have a van hashtag van life.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But also kind of makes me feel a little bit homeless.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So are you actually going to kid out the van?
Out of the van?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, it's already kind of kidded and yeah, so I'm
just gonna be able to do like cute little trips
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I don't know, I like it. Ok, Yeah, I'm
going to get into it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Bookings must be low, don't you even.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Get me started? Yeah, so van life. Look, I still
you know, I still have a house. I'm not completely poorgeous,
but you know, I might have to live out of
it one day soon.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
If this comedy GIK doesn't take off.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's right, Carli is gearing up for her debut comedy show.
It's going to be at the Adelaide Fringe this year.
If you want to get a long tickets to the
link is in the show notes for you to catch.
You talked about constructive criticism at the top of the show, Carli,
and this week's episode, if you haven't read the title already,
is probably about the most critical people you can find online, trolls.
(05:36):
What are we talking about trolls?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think maybe because I look marginalize, sectors or people
living below the fringe kind of cop it more than most.
And sex workers are definitely privy to quite a bit
of hate. I want to call them in cell, but
I think sometimes these guys are married with kids and
(06:01):
they just, you know, want to spew some filth at
us because we're easy, easy targets. I'm not sure what
makes men so angry online. However, you know, I copp
my fair share in saying that it's pretty small. I
actually don't receive much hate online. I would think that
(06:25):
I would receive more, Like my phone number is on
the internet everywhere, I honestly would think that I would
receive heaps more than what I do, and it's kind
of been passing they to me. It just is so
obvious to me that these people have mental health issues,
and so I never engage in it. There are a
lot of women in my industry who find these types
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of messages really soul sucking and it affects their mental health.
I I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I find it so entertaining.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, I've based my whole, you know, in my box
around with things that I get sent to my inbox.
Sometimes it's people telling me that they love me, and
sometimes it's people calling me fat. So yeah, you kind
of take the good with the bad. I find it
is so entertaining. I screenshot them right away. I usually
block them right away, or I send a witty one
(07:20):
liner back and then I block them, and I'm like, yeah, block,
that's kind of it. But today we're going to go
through some that I've been sent. I actually got one
just over the Christmas break that was just unlike anything
I've ever perceived before. Somebody took their time to send
a really large email pretending that they wanted to book
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myself and another worker, a good friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Cardia Cortez.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Anyway, he absolutely just ripped us to shreds in this email.
And you know, I start reading the email and I'm like, Okay,
this guy wants to doubles booking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then you get further into the email and I'm like,
what this guy has not slept like he's not. Okay,
you've got the email there, do you want to read
out the good parts that you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So it starts out by saying me, how darlings, I'll
be arriving in Australia tomorrow on a vacation and escaping
this bit of European winter. FYI. He then just goes
on to say congratulations for your Adult Industry award.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So I'm like, okay, this is a normal email.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, and then he asks if you can book a
threesome for a five point forty am, which is crazy, right,
But it's the pitches he attaches that makes it clear
that he's trolling, basically accusing you of being trance. Yeah,
and I love this. I'm going to show I'll show
to the screen for anyone who watches this video on socials.
(08:53):
But a wonderful picture, which is you receiving your awards?
So happy, yes with the ladies. But the headline he's
written on it as if it's a news dot com article,
says five lady boys received the top award at his
trolley's premier adult industry awards.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Came on.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
In such like punched to the dick with my actual
penis being punched, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Oh my gosh, I just when I got to that,
I was kind of like a hold one a second.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait, now that's like, that's kind of you know, you
look like a man, that's essentially.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But then he also another attached another picture of myself
that he had gotten off the internet, and then he
wrote on it it actually says face is crumbed, body
is battered.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Sounds delicious, Okay, fish and chips.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well like, okay, face is crumbed. Does that mean that's
better than baded?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
With the amount of like trolling that you get, I
mean you did say it up top that it doesn't
really affect is that true?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like he doesn't I actually say this all of the time.
I would find it really difficult if someone seriously told
me that they didn't think I was funny.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Looks come and go.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
My looks change all the time. Our looks are fleeting,
Like in a few years, I'm gonna look different. I'm
gonna be aging by the time. You know, where old
and gray were saggy, everything's rinkly like looks. Do not
absolutely like talk about whatever about my body whatever. I
make so much money from the way that I look
and from who I am. If people didn't want to
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book me because they thought I was boring and not funny,
or just generally, if people thought that I was a
boring human and not interesting, that would hurt me. That
would really hurt me. I pride myself on being interesting
and funny and witty and all of those things. So
(11:05):
if that would hurt me. But I don't get that,
I get your fat or go to the gym. Well,
my body shape is what actually makes me all of
the money.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Tell us more about that, Because it's like the in
the industry you're in being voluptuous or being you know,
a person of color or like redhead.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's a niche. Yeah, so I am in the curvy niche.
I attract all the men who would like to be
with somebody with curves, who has boobs, who has a butt,
who has thighs, And that's where I make my money,
and that's where I gained my popularity from. I'm not
(11:50):
a fitness model. I don't do cardio. Apart from snacks,
I don't do cardio. I actually lost a bit of
weight this time last year. I wanted to slim down,
and I thought that I would feel better about myself
in bookings if I lost weight. And what it actually
(12:14):
did was it turned a lot of people, a lot
of my clients away. I started getting complaints from clients
that I wasn't as curvy as what I was before,
that I was starting to look too skinny that I
you know, they liked me for my curves, And so
I worked hard all year pretty much to put weight
(12:39):
back on. So I've put on pretty much like maybe
five kilos in the last year, just trying to maintain
this kind of in the middle curvy weight that's not
too curvy and not too skinny, just to try and
keep everybody happy. It's honestly, it's absolutely it's just insane.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
But the when I look women's weight fluctuates all the time,
you've got the time.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You've sent me a bunch of messages and like I'll
run through a couple. All of them just seem to
be about way. Yes, Carli, you drop the ball so bad, girl,
go easy on the food. You look fat always with
the tits, show us you fat gut? Oh my god,
Like that's a favorite of mine.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's actually hilarious. But it's so funny. Like I read
this stuff, and I think their objective is for me
to open it and read it and be like, oh no,
oh no, I'm fat, oh no, and it hurts me.
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And instead I open these messages and I read it
and that my instant reaction is just hilarious, laughing. I
I don't take it on board because I just I
don't know it looks don't mean anything, And I just
also know that the person who sent it is so
(14:06):
deeply unhappy. They're obviously not a model, and as somebody
who makes an income off the way that I look,
they're barking up the wrong tree.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I make a.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Really good living from the way that I look. So
who am I to say that they're correct and everybody
else is wrong?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So you might be upset, but I've my mourning thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, it just makes no sense to me. So I
find it really funny, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Think, to your point, you sent me this one that
someone sent in that said, Hello, they're pretty lady, who
is a fag ass chicken real life? Oh? I own
bars and six horses? What a load of bullshit?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You should can't lie? Prove me wrong. And then he
gave his number, so he really just one of the book.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Sent a selfie. He sends a selfie and his phone
numbering in the selfie, what.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Don't she talk about?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Don't she talk? And give me your phone number?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good impression of you? That is CALLI like check to
he knows me so well.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's actually scary. Maybe I can fix him. Maybe we're
meant to be. I'll fix him. Oh yeah, I just
I absolutely copy it. So if I put on a
little bit of weight, say a couple of kilos, I
don't know, it's been Christmas whatever, I've just been enjoying myself.
That's when a lot of the fat messages come. I'll
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get constant, pretty much a couple of week of guys
telling me to go to the gym, or that I'm fat,
and that I'm gross and you know how much of.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
A turn off it is.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Or I had a really polite guy recently send me
a message and say, hey, Carlly, I just wanted to
ask have you put on weight recently? He was like thanks,
and I was like, it's so odd. I never in
my entire life have even thought to message someone and
be like you look fat or you look like you've
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put on weight.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's so I think it's so odd.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Anyway, Yeah, so all of my hate messages are pretty
much around me meeting snacks and me being.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Fat, well, fatsa. What else do you want to know?
Have you ever had criticism like this during a booking?
Like a lot of this is all online fergus, but
as have you ever booked? I've been booked by someone
and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So I've Actually there's a thing in our industry. I
think I've mentioned it before. There's a thing in our
industry called look and leave, And so it's when a
guy will turn up to your hotel door and he's
in time for his booking. You know, he's got like
an hour or two with somebody, and you open up
the door and he looks at you and goes oh no, no, no, no,
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don't worry about it and we'll leave. So I've never
had that because I would fall into a deep depression
that that would that would.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Hurt, that would hurt.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, I don't look cute enough?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Is my tea anyway?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Uh yeah, So it looks it does happen in the industry,
and it absolutely devastates women. It really affects their mental
health that that hurts.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But wouldn't That's like the guy doing the look and
lave wouldn't necessarily be because you don't look great. It
might be that he's scared about doing the booking.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, it's because he doesn't believe that you look like
what you did in your photos.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
How would you know? He might have been like, actually,
I can't do this.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Ah, Like that doesn't happen. That doesn't I feel like
that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Really.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, by the time they get there, they're like, Okay,
I'm nervous and I'm scared, but I'm going to go
through with I'm going to go through with it. Or
they will just never come in. They'll never get to
the door, they'll never like they might sit outside and
never like you don't they'll just leave and so then
you've had a ghosting booking where you never actually heard
from them. They might have arrived and then just decided
(18:18):
to leave and not go through it with it, but
they haven't gotten all the way to a hotel lobby
or your door, your hotel room door. Okay. And I
actually recently had a guy and this is the only
time I've had a booking like this before, and this
confuses me so much. I was actually staying on the
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Gold Coast and I'd been in the casino the night before,
so I was doing two nights there. I was in
the casino, just playing some tables like I usually do.
I got a message from a guy saying, Hey, I've
seen you on the casino floor. Are you staying here?
I'd love to spend some time with you tomorrow morning.
And I was like, perfect, all good. He paid his
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deposit and it was a two K booking and he
turns up and I don't know, he kind of waltzes in.
He was young, he was fit, he was kind of
dripping money a little bit and being a bit flashy
and talking about all the trips that he's taken to Europe.
And I was kind of like this guy's a bit
(19:23):
of a wine car but anyway, not that he'd know that.
I think that, and I, you know, did my thing
put him in the shower and he gets out and
he's just like, ah, yeah, I just I just don't
know if I can I can do this. And I
was like, oh okay, and we're talking about other things
(19:46):
and I was just like, oh, like, are you nervous?
You know, everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know you lose your nerves. Everybody's nervous. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
He looks at me and goes. I just think the
quality of escorts was really dropped in Australia, and I
think pre COVID actually, I think before only fans, some
of Australia's most beautiful women were escorts, and now yeah,
they're just not around. And I was like, I could
(20:18):
feel my ears getting hot, like I could feel red
in my eyes. And I was just like, oh, just impolite,
because Susan I do. And I was just like, oh, okay,
what makes you say that?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And he's like, do you know what?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I think all the really attractive women don't have to
have sex with men for money, so they've gone across
to only fans and what's left is everybody else who
can't make money on only fans because they're not hot enough.
I'm like, oh, I make good money on only fans.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
But I love the.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
One on one interaction with when I do. We've spoken
about this. I love the one on one interaction with people.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I'm so much better in person.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You can say my personality and laugh at my jokes.
And he was just like mmm, and he just kept
on looking me up and down.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
And I was like, he says, not the first time
you've seen me.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You saw me last night in the casino and booked me.
You you're on, he said, he was on my socials,
like you know what I look like. And I don't
know if he just did that because he wanted to
knock me down a peg or try and but yeah,
he was just like, oh yeah, I just I feel
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like the quality is just really dropped. And I was
just like, I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
I'm sure that there's I said, there's a lot of
really amazing women in this industry who cater for everyone.
I'm like, maybe, I thought to myself, I was like,
maybe this you just gotta find the right kind of
people who cared for fucking douchebags anyway. He was just like, ah,
(21:49):
you know what, I'm gonna go, and he got dressed
and he's like, just keep the money, and he left,
and I was kind of.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Like, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like what happened? He had left behind in his haste
to get out of there, he had left behind his
really expensive designer sunglasses. I called him to be like, hey,
you've left your son who's behind, Like you need to
come back and get them, and he just goes to me, Oh, no,
(22:21):
I'm not coming back. You can just keep them. Anyway.
I threw them out.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Fuck that guy, but.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, that's like that's the only time I've had somebody.
But he would have not been happy with absolutely anybody
he saw, and I didn't take it personally because no, Oh,
directly after, I was like this is shit, Like that
was fucked and I was a bit shook. I like
(22:49):
cold friends and was like, oh my god, this just happened,
Like it's not me right, and they're like what no,
because they're not You're like this, And then I was
just like fuck that guy, Like that was not about me.
He would have been unhappy with anyone and it was
pretty hectic. That was pretty hectic. It's the only time
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I've had something like that happened. Usually, most of the time,
the best compliments I get is when I see somebody
for the first time and they just like, it looks
so much better in person than what you do in
your photos, like, and I'm like, thank you, that's the
best compliment. I think my photos are pretty fucking good
and that's a really great compliment. But then to you know,
have that guy just look at me and be like, ah, yeah,
(23:32):
the quality. It's just the quality in Australia, It's.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Just ugh, why do you think some of these people
do this? Like, why do you think some of these guys?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think it's just a it's a complete reflection on themselves,
their own self loathing and their mental state and where
they're at, and it makes them feel better to spew
that shit online to others around them. It makes them,
I don't know, it gives them a little pep in
their step. I think people just want to watch the
world burn and easy targets are set workers.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Do you ever receive hate.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
From women only when they think that I have slept
with somebody that they're close to, but no, I don't, not, no, really,
it's so rare. It's actually, yeah, no, I don't. It's
only when they think that I've yeah, slept with their
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husband or whatever. And I mean, you know, they'll send
me messages and they'll be like, fuck you slut, he's mine,
you know, how dare you go near Andrew? I, you know,
lah a lot? And then I'm like, I'm so sorry, Okay,
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I don't think I have. But they're also I'll you know,
say they've messaged me on like Facebook Messenger, and I
go to their page and they're in like I don't
know Ourice Springs or somewhere, and I'm like, I'm so sorry,
I'm ever been to Alice Springs.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I have not been with your partner. Or sometimes they'll.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Send a photo of them together and I'm like, I've
seen that man before in my life. You're working up
the wrong tree, lady, you got the wrong gal, wrong gal.
But yeah, no, that's the only time women kind of
reach out and get angry. But yeah, it's just men.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Have you ever a cross reference, like someone trolling you
online and then found out that they were like a client? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, recently, yeah, recently I had a guy spewing filith
in my emails telling me all this awful stuff, and
I realized that it was somebody that I had seen recently.
I had only seen him maybe two weeks prior. And
the booking went well. Afterwards, he's like, oh, you know,
can't wait to book you again. I had absolutely no
(25:56):
problems with him the entire booking. We got along well.
We were talking about heaps of different things. We're talking
about tantric massage and like all of this stuff, and
we had sex twice, no problems whatsoever. I had orgasms,
he did, no issue, like no issue. And then when
I worked it back and worked out that it was him,
(26:18):
it kind of just really scared me in a way
that I was like, there are psychopaths out there, there
are crazy people out there who Yeah, that to me
made absolutely no sense. And the only thing that it
does is it makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable
that I've given myself to them and I've shared this
(26:42):
experience with them, and then it's they've created something else
in their mind, and that does make me feel a
little bit uneasy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I guess, because it's like it's sex work, but
it's like it's sex is still an intimate experience that
you don't want to share with a fuck with.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So you know the term in cell.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Can you clarify the form meaning that in celibate, So
it's like volunteer involunt.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, so it means that you are not having sex
with anyone not from your own doing. It's because no
one wants to be with you. This is unfuckable, unfuckable.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And so the thing is though that there are in
cell guys who they are having sex, they're booking sex workers.
I am seeing in cell men and these guys will
have such a I don't know. I think they just mask,
They put on a persona or whatever to have their
(27:46):
sexual fulfillment. But then afterwards they spew filth and hate
towards sex workers and women again because they had to
pay for it, and they're angry that, you know, they
couldn't get somebody without paying for it, and so it
kind of goes against what in cell means. But there
needs to be a new word that's made up, because
no word exists for in cell men who see sex workers.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
There needs to be a new work.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's that's the time I mean, maybe we should finish
this podcast with a nice message after reading out all
of the awful things that you've been read.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
My Yeah, this one, Okay, this is the one that
I'm going to read. Okay, this one, this one actually
just is just so fitting for the golfriend for Hire podcast,
And thank you ry W for sending it through to me.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
You are a suckybyss.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I feel sorry for any thirsty cunt who is desperate
enough to listen to your podcast.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Fine, god, slut God, but chat for every one guy
in my DMS that is sending me hate, there's another.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Ten to twenty guys in my dms who are sending
me so much love and support and messages like this.
I'd fistfight nine starving polar bears with my arms and
legs tied behind my back just to be able to
hear you fart over a walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
See and how much would that cost?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'd probably like, I don't know, a good three seconds
of work.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't know. I didn't be able to work out
it right.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
On next week's episode of Girlfriend for Hire, we are
going to be talking about all of my clients lately.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Haven't done that?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
In a while, so tune in next time and we'll
talk to you then. Bye.
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, did you want to come and see me live?
Without spending eight hundred dollars for the hour? You can
come and see my live show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Whoa, I feel like it needs a round of applause.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I am doing six shows from the twenty fifth of
February until the second of March. Holy Molly, this is
going to be a wild ride. It is called Culli
Electric in my Box. Look, we're not getting into my
actual box, but we will be unpacking my dms in
a hilarious live show and I'm going to be dragging
(00:49):
my producer Shad along with me for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's exciting. So link you'll be in the show
notes or they can just hit you up on your
socials Kali, and if you want to see my show
How I Almost Killed a Guy that'll be on at
the Fringe Festival as well, just hit us up for
the tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Are going to be okay, I'm going to need like
eighty tequila shots before I do it, but anyway, see
you there.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Girlfriend fire with Collie Electric.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is not a how to guide for people wanting
to get into the industry. I don't want people to
think that they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's
more just a fun and interesting take on the industry,
but also just coming from my point of view. I'm
(01:34):
sitting down with my producer, getting down to the nitty
gritty of the sex worker industry. Your phone beeps, so
you open a text message only to be smacked in
the face with filth and hate. This is our everyday
life as an escort. Welcome back, season three.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'll go from the hire.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
How exciting?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I know? I love that? Who would a guess that?
When still we here doing it?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, I love it. I think that's great, good for us,
Look at us go. It's twenty twenty five, a big
year for Girlfriend for Hire. I'm sure I can't even
imagine the amount of podcast episodes that we are going
to absolutely pump on out.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So a funny thing happened.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That I have to tell you about. This only happened
last week and it was with client. I'm in Sydney
and he just says to me, Carly, I've listened to
all of your podcasts, and he goes, look, I just
wanted to let you know I think that your podcasts
are great However, that guy, that guy who's on there
(02:35):
with you, just he talks too much. He needs to
talk less. Okay, I listened to your podcast for you,
and yeah, he just needs to talk less.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Would you be able to pass that on?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Julie naded and so I was like, I will pass
that information on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So anyway, Shad, I wish that I had some kind
of button or something that I could just like, mute you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh, Chad's talking too much.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Mute That's fine. New Year's new season, new show. You
won't be hearing much from me in this season. It's
going to be all you, Carly. My apologies to the Vans.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh look, I think that that's great. Look, any and
all feedback is welcomed. I think, you know, constructive criticism.
I'll listen to what people.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Have to say.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, well are we going to take it on board?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Probably not, But thank you for your feedback.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you do over your brak, Carli? It's been a
big gap between episodes.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I didn't do. I did some random things. Actually had
a few weeks off from sex work, which was really lovely.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I decided that I was.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Going to buy a van and I drove this VN
from Adelaide to back to my place on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Anyway, gave myself a week to do it. There were bushfires.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Everywhere, the Grampians bushfire they were just everywhere, so I
was dodging bush fires. I had band problems, van had
broken down in random areas, and I had flashing lights
and anyway, it was a bit of a time. So
that was my relaxing holiday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah it wasn't. It wasn't so relaxing.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But anyway, I met some amazing people along the way
and had a really good time. It was bloody hot.
It was bloody hot.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Anyway, it was great. It was good fun.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So now we have a van hashtag van life.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But also kind of makes me feel a little bit homeless.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So are you actually going to kid out the van?
Out of the van?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, it's already kind of kidded and yeah, so I'm
just gonna be able to do like cute little trips
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I don't know, I like it. Ok, Yeah, I'm
going to get into it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Bookings must be low, don't you even.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Get me started? Yeah, so van life. Look, I still
you know, I still have a house. I'm not completely poorgeous,
but you know, I might have to live out of
it one day soon.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
If this comedy GIK doesn't take off.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
That's right, Carli is gearing up for her debut comedy show.
It's going to be at the Adelaide Fringe this year.
If you want to get a long tickets to the
link is in the show notes for you to catch.
You talked about constructive criticism at the top of the show, Carli,
and this week's episode, if you haven't read the title already,
is probably about the most critical people you can find online, trolls.
(05:36):
What are we talking about trolls?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think maybe because I look marginalize, sectors or people
living below the fringe kind of cop it more than most.
And sex workers are definitely privy to quite a bit
of hate. I want to call them in cell, but
I think sometimes these guys are married with kids and
(06:01):
they just, you know, want to spew some filth at
us because we're easy, easy targets. I'm not sure what
makes men so angry online. However, you know, I copp
my fair share in saying that it's pretty small. I
actually don't receive much hate online. I would think that
(06:25):
I would receive more, Like my phone number is on
the internet everywhere, I honestly would think that I would
receive heaps more than what I do, and it's kind
of been passing they to me. It just is so
obvious to me that these people have mental health issues,
and so I never engage in it. There are a
lot of women in my industry who find these types
(06:47):
of messages really soul sucking and it affects their mental health.
I I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I find it so entertaining.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Well, I've based my whole, you know, in my box
around with things that I get sent to my inbox.
Sometimes it's people telling me that they love me, and
sometimes it's people calling me fat. So yeah, you kind
of take the good with the bad. I find it
is so entertaining. I screenshot them right away. I usually
block them right away, or I send a witty one
(07:20):
liner back and then I block them, and I'm like, yeah, block,
that's kind of it. But today we're going to go
through some that I've been sent. I actually got one
just over the Christmas break that was just unlike anything
I've ever perceived before. Somebody took their time to send
a really large email pretending that they wanted to book
(07:43):
myself and another worker, a good friend of mine.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Cardia Cortez.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Anyway, he absolutely just ripped us to shreds in this email.
And you know, I start reading the email and I'm like, Okay,
this guy wants to doubles booking.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And then you get further into the email and I'm like,
what this guy has not slept like he's not. Okay,
you've got the email there, do you want to read
out the good parts that you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
So it starts out by saying me, how darlings, I'll
be arriving in Australia tomorrow on a vacation and escaping
this bit of European winter. FYI. He then just goes
on to say congratulations for your Adult Industry award.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So I'm like, okay, this is a normal email.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, and then he asks if you can book a
threesome for a five point forty am, which is crazy, right,
But it's the pitches he attaches that makes it clear
that he's trolling, basically accusing you of being trance. Yeah,
and I love this. I'm going to show I'll show
to the screen for anyone who watches this video on socials.
(08:53):
But a wonderful picture, which is you receiving your awards?
So happy, yes with the ladies. But the headline he's
written on it as if it's a news dot com article,
says five lady boys received the top award at his
trolley's premier adult industry awards.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Came on.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
In such like punched to the dick with my actual
penis being punched, Like.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Oh my gosh, I just when I got to that,
I was kind of like a hold one a second.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Wait, now that's like, that's kind of you know, you
look like a man, that's essentially.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
But then he also another attached another picture of myself
that he had gotten off the internet, and then he
wrote on it it actually says face is crumbed, body
is battered.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Sounds delicious, Okay, fish and chips.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well like, okay, face is crumbed. Does that mean that's
better than baded?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
With the amount of like trolling that you get, I
mean you did say it up top that it doesn't
really affect is that true?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like he doesn't I actually say this all of the time.
I would find it really difficult if someone seriously told
me that they didn't think I was funny.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Looks come and go.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
My looks change all the time. Our looks are fleeting,
Like in a few years, I'm gonna look different. I'm
gonna be aging by the time. You know, where old
and gray were saggy, everything's rinkly like looks. Do not
absolutely like talk about whatever about my body whatever. I
make so much money from the way that I look
and from who I am. If people didn't want to
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book me because they thought I was boring and not funny,
or just generally, if people thought that I was a
boring human and not interesting, that would hurt me. That
would really hurt me. I pride myself on being interesting
and funny and witty and all of those things. So
(11:05):
if that would hurt me. But I don't get that,
I get your fat or go to the gym. Well,
my body shape is what actually makes me all of
the money.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Tell us more about that, Because it's like the in
the industry you're in being voluptuous or being you know,
a person of color or like redhead.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's a niche. Yeah, so I am in the curvy niche.
I attract all the men who would like to be
with somebody with curves, who has boobs, who has a butt,
who has thighs, And that's where I make my money,
and that's where I gained my popularity from. I'm not
(11:50):
a fitness model. I don't do cardio. Apart from snacks,
I don't do cardio. I actually lost a bit of
weight this time last year. I wanted to slim down,
and I thought that I would feel better about myself
in bookings if I lost weight. And what it actually
(12:14):
did was it turned a lot of people, a lot
of my clients away. I started getting complaints from clients
that I wasn't as curvy as what I was before,
that I was starting to look too skinny that I
you know, they liked me for my curves, And so
I worked hard all year pretty much to put weight
(12:39):
back on. So I've put on pretty much like maybe
five kilos in the last year, just trying to maintain
this kind of in the middle curvy weight that's not
too curvy and not too skinny, just to try and
keep everybody happy. It's honestly, it's absolutely it's just insane.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
But the when I look women's weight fluctuates all the time,
you've got the time.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You've sent me a bunch of messages and like I'll
run through a couple. All of them just seem to
be about way. Yes, Carli, you drop the ball so bad, girl,
go easy on the food. You look fat always with
the tits, show us you fat gut? Oh my god,
Like that's a favorite of mine.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
That's actually hilarious. But it's so funny. Like I read
this stuff, and I think their objective is for me
to open it and read it and be like, oh no,
oh no, I'm fat, oh no, and it hurts me.
(13:45):
And instead I open these messages and I read it
and that my instant reaction is just hilarious, laughing. I
I don't take it on board because I just I
don't know it looks don't mean anything, And I just
also know that the person who sent it is so
(14:06):
deeply unhappy. They're obviously not a model, and as somebody
who makes an income off the way that I look,
they're barking up the wrong tree.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I make a.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Really good living from the way that I look. So
who am I to say that they're correct and everybody
else is wrong?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So you might be upset, but I've my mourning thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, it just makes no sense to me. So I
find it really funny, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Think, to your point, you sent me this one that
someone sent in that said, Hello, they're pretty lady, who
is a fag ass chicken real life? Oh? I own
bars and six horses? What a load of bullshit?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You should can't lie? Prove me wrong. And then he
gave his number, so he really just one of the book.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Sent a selfie. He sends a selfie and his phone
numbering in the selfie, what.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Don't she talk about?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Don't she talk? And give me your phone number?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Good impression of you? That is CALLI like check to
he knows me so well.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's actually scary. Maybe I can fix him. Maybe we're
meant to be. I'll fix him. Oh yeah, I just
I absolutely copy it. So if I put on a
little bit of weight, say a couple of kilos, I
don't know, it's been Christmas whatever, I've just been enjoying myself.
That's when a lot of the fat messages come. I'll
(15:38):
get constant, pretty much a couple of week of guys
telling me to go to the gym, or that I'm fat,
and that I'm gross and you know how much of.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
A turn off it is.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Or I had a really polite guy recently send me
a message and say, hey, Carlly, I just wanted to
ask have you put on weight recently? He was like thanks,
and I was like, it's so odd. I never in
my entire life have even thought to message someone and
be like you look fat or you look like you've
(16:11):
put on weight.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
That's so I think it's so odd.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Anyway, Yeah, so all of my hate messages are pretty
much around me meeting snacks and me being.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Fat, well, fatsa. What else do you want to know?
Have you ever had criticism like this during a booking?
Like a lot of this is all online fergus, but
as have you ever booked? I've been booked by someone
and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So I've Actually there's a thing in our industry. I
think I've mentioned it before. There's a thing in our
industry called look and leave, And so it's when a
guy will turn up to your hotel door and he's
in time for his booking. You know, he's got like
an hour or two with somebody, and you open up
the door and he looks at you and goes oh no, no, no, no,
(16:59):
don't worry about it and we'll leave. So I've never
had that because I would fall into a deep depression
that that would that would.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Hurt, that would hurt.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, I don't look cute enough?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Is my tea anyway?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Uh yeah, So it looks it does happen in the industry,
and it absolutely devastates women. It really affects their mental
health that that hurts.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But wouldn't That's like the guy doing the look and
lave wouldn't necessarily be because you don't look great. It
might be that he's scared about doing the booking.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, it's because he doesn't believe that you look like
what you did in your photos.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
How would you know? He might have been like, actually,
I can't do this.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Ah, Like that doesn't happen. That doesn't I feel like
that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Really.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, by the time they get there, they're like, Okay,
I'm nervous and I'm scared, but I'm going to go
through with I'm going to go through with it. Or
they will just never come in. They'll never get to
the door, they'll never like they might sit outside and
never like you don't they'll just leave and so then
you've had a ghosting booking where you never actually heard
from them. They might have arrived and then just decided
(18:18):
to leave and not go through it with it, but
they haven't gotten all the way to a hotel lobby
or your door, your hotel room door. Okay. And I
actually recently had a guy and this is the only
time I've had a booking like this before, and this
confuses me so much. I was actually staying on the
(18:39):
Gold Coast and I'd been in the casino the night before,
so I was doing two nights there. I was in
the casino, just playing some tables like I usually do.
I got a message from a guy saying, Hey, I've
seen you on the casino floor. Are you staying here?
I'd love to spend some time with you tomorrow morning.
And I was like, perfect, all good. He paid his
(19:01):
deposit and it was a two K booking and he
turns up and I don't know, he kind of waltzes in.
He was young, he was fit, he was kind of
dripping money a little bit and being a bit flashy
and talking about all the trips that he's taken to Europe.
And I was kind of like this guy's a bit
(19:23):
of a wine car but anyway, not that he'd know that.
I think that, and I, you know, did my thing
put him in the shower and he gets out and
he's just like, ah, yeah, I just I just don't
know if I can I can do this. And I
was like, oh okay, and we're talking about other things
(19:46):
and I was just like, oh, like, are you nervous?
You know, everything's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
You know you lose your nerves. Everybody's nervous. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
He looks at me and goes. I just think the
quality of escorts was really dropped in Australia, and I
think pre COVID actually, I think before only fans, some
of Australia's most beautiful women were escorts, and now yeah,
they're just not around. And I was like, I could
(20:18):
feel my ears getting hot, like I could feel red
in my eyes. And I was just like, oh, just impolite,
because Susan I do. And I was just like, oh, okay,
what makes you say that?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
And he's like, do you know what?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I think all the really attractive women don't have to
have sex with men for money, so they've gone across
to only fans and what's left is everybody else who
can't make money on only fans because they're not hot enough.
I'm like, oh, I make good money on only fans.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
But I love the.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
One on one interaction with when I do. We've spoken
about this. I love the one on one interaction with people.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I'm so much better in person.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You can say my personality and laugh at my jokes.
And he was just like mmm, and he just kept
on looking me up and down.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
And I was like, he says, not the first time
you've seen me.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You saw me last night in the casino and booked me.
You you're on, he said, he was on my socials,
like you know what I look like. And I don't
know if he just did that because he wanted to
knock me down a peg or try and but yeah,
he was just like, oh yeah, I just I feel
(21:27):
like the quality is just really dropped. And I was
just like, I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
I'm sure that there's I said, there's a lot of
really amazing women in this industry who cater for everyone.
I'm like, maybe, I thought to myself, I was like,
maybe this you just gotta find the right kind of
people who cared for fucking douchebags anyway. He was just like, ah,
(21:49):
you know what, I'm gonna go, and he got dressed
and he's like, just keep the money, and he left,
and I was kind of.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Like, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Like what happened? He had left behind in his haste
to get out of there, he had left behind his
really expensive designer sunglasses. I called him to be like, hey,
you've left your son who's behind, Like you need to
come back and get them, and he just goes to me, Oh, no,
(22:21):
I'm not coming back. You can just keep them. Anyway.
I threw them out.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Fuck that guy, but.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, that's like that's the only time I've had somebody.
But he would have not been happy with absolutely anybody
he saw, and I didn't take it personally because no, Oh,
directly after, I was like this is shit, Like that
was fucked and I was a bit shook. I like
(22:49):
cold friends and was like, oh my god, this just happened,
Like it's not me right, and they're like what no,
because they're not You're like this, And then I was
just like fuck that guy, Like that was not about me.
He would have been unhappy with anyone and it was
pretty hectic. That was pretty hectic. It's the only time
(23:10):
I've had something like that happened. Usually, most of the time,
the best compliments I get is when I see somebody
for the first time and they just like, it looks
so much better in person than what you do in
your photos, like, and I'm like, thank you, that's the
best compliment. I think my photos are pretty fucking good
and that's a really great compliment. But then to you know,
have that guy just look at me and be like, ah, yeah,
(23:32):
the quality. It's just the quality in Australia, It's.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Just ugh, why do you think some of these people
do this? Like, why do you think some of these guys?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I think it's just a it's a complete reflection on themselves,
their own self loathing and their mental state and where
they're at, and it makes them feel better to spew
that shit online to others around them. It makes them,
I don't know, it gives them a little pep in
their step. I think people just want to watch the
world burn and easy targets are set workers.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Do you ever receive hate.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
From women only when they think that I have slept
with somebody that they're close to, but no, I don't, not, no, really,
it's so rare. It's actually, yeah, no, I don't. It's
only when they think that I've yeah, slept with their
(24:30):
husband or whatever. And I mean, you know, they'll send
me messages and they'll be like, fuck you slut, he's mine,
you know, how dare you go near Andrew? I, you know,
lah a lot? And then I'm like, I'm so sorry, Okay,
(24:51):
I don't think I have. But they're also I'll you know,
say they've messaged me on like Facebook Messenger, and I
go to their page and they're in like I don't
know Ourice Springs or somewhere, and I'm like, I'm so sorry,
I'm ever been to Alice Springs.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
I have not been with your partner. Or sometimes they'll.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Send a photo of them together and I'm like, I've
seen that man before in my life. You're working up
the wrong tree, lady, you got the wrong gal, wrong gal.
But yeah, no, that's the only time women kind of
reach out and get angry. But yeah, it's just men.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Have you ever a cross reference, like someone trolling you
online and then found out that they were like a client? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, recently, yeah, recently I had a guy spewing filith
in my emails telling me all this awful stuff, and
I realized that it was somebody that I had seen recently.
I had only seen him maybe two weeks prior. And
the booking went well. Afterwards, he's like, oh, you know,
can't wait to book you again. I had absolutely no
(25:56):
problems with him the entire booking. We got along well.
We were talking about heaps of different things. We're talking
about tantric massage and like all of this stuff, and
we had sex twice, no problems whatsoever. I had orgasms,
he did, no issue, like no issue. And then when
I worked it back and worked out that it was him,
(26:18):
it kind of just really scared me in a way
that I was like, there are psychopaths out there, there
are crazy people out there who Yeah, that to me
made absolutely no sense. And the only thing that it
does is it makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable
that I've given myself to them and I've shared this
(26:42):
experience with them, and then it's they've created something else
in their mind, and that does make me feel a
little bit uneasy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I guess, because it's like it's sex work, but
it's like it's sex is still an intimate experience that
you don't want to share with a fuck with.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
So you know the term in cell.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Can you clarify the form meaning that in celibate, So
it's like volunteer involunt.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, so it means that you are not having sex
with anyone not from your own doing. It's because no
one wants to be with you. This is unfuckable, unfuckable.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And so the thing is though that there are in
cell guys who they are having sex, they're booking sex workers.
I am seeing in cell men and these guys will
have such a I don't know. I think they just mask,
They put on a persona or whatever to have their
(27:46):
sexual fulfillment. But then afterwards they spew filth and hate
towards sex workers and women again because they had to
pay for it, and they're angry that, you know, they
couldn't get somebody without paying for it, and so it
kind of goes against what in cell means. But there
needs to be a new word that's made up, because
no word exists for in cell men who see sex workers.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
There needs to be a new work.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's that's the time I mean, maybe we should finish
this podcast with a nice message after reading out all
of the awful things that you've been read.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
My Yeah, this one, Okay, this is the one that
I'm going to read. Okay, this one, this one actually
just is just so fitting for the golfriend for Hire podcast,
And thank you ry W for sending it through to me.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
You are a suckybyss.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I feel sorry for any thirsty cunt who is desperate
enough to listen to your podcast.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Fine, god, slut God, but chat for every one guy
in my DMS that is sending me hate, there's another.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Ten to twenty guys in my dms who are sending
me so much love and support and messages like this.
I'd fistfight nine starving polar bears with my arms and
legs tied behind my back just to be able to
hear you fart over a walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
See and how much would that cost?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'd probably like, I don't know, a good three seconds
of work.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't know. I didn't be able to work out
it right.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
On next week's episode of Girlfriend for Hire, we are
going to be talking about all of my clients lately.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Haven't done that?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
In a while, so tune in next time and we'll
talk to you then. Bye.
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