December 22, 2024 • 35 mins
Carly puts her guests (and herself) in the hot seat with a round of Would You Rather?—but with a twist! From sexy dilemmas to downright absurd choices, nothing is off-limits. Expect laughs, shocking answers, and maybe even a few uncomfortable truths. Play along and see how your answers stack up!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:05):
Am I going to be Okay? I'm going to need
like eighty tequila shots before I do it, But anyway,
see you there. Girlfriend for Hire with Garlie Electric. This
is not a how to guide for people wanting to
get into the industry. I don't want people to think
that they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's more
(01:27):
just a fun and interesting take on the industry, but
also just coming from my point of view. I'm sitting
down with my producer getting down to the nitty gritty
of the sex worker industry. On this week's episode of
(01:52):
Girlfriend for Hire, it's nearly Christmas time. Everyone's chilling, everyone's
getting festive. This is my really busy period.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
People are gifting themselves me. You know, they've worked title year.
They're tapping themselves on the back. They're like giving themselves
a little high five. Yeah, and they are sploging on
time with me. So December is busy.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Really itself is Christmas to a little Karlie Electric under
the tree.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know, it's very flattering. It's very flattering feeling knowing that,
you know, people want to reward themselves with time being
spent with me. It's I'm I'm humbled and flattered.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I am, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, it's nice. It's a nice ceiling.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It is nice.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I try and put on my very best. I really
give it all, give it all.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I like those half as time.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you have do you do you dress up Christmasy
for like, because you strike me as someone that gets
into the Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Fuck, yeah, I get into Christmas. You have the trees,
trees up, got the reindeer on my roof. Okay, like
lights are all around my house Like I'm christmas Y
to the max.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Right, And then when you do that hotel set up,
are you Christmas in that?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, no, I don't you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Feel like you're not putting it enough.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't want to put my you know, Christmas cheer
onto everybody else. Like that's kind of a bit vomit worthy.
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, but a bit of a missus clause fantasy or something.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Look, I have, you know, I do do things on
only fans where I'll make it a little bit Christmas.
I'll wear a little Christmas outfit. I've got cute little
Christmas outfits. I don't think. I don't think clients want
that one on one. They've got enough of that at home.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They just you know, want to be removed from that world,
I think for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So anyway, so today we are going to do a
little fun game of would you rather, and some really
sexy questions just you know, keep it light and breezy.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, as we head in the Christmas period, well we
got a few would you rather questions in so let's
break them down.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Would you rather be the queen of only fans with
endless subscribe others or the go to high end escort
for celebrities.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
What's an interesting little.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Space to be in because I imagine you could work
with people famous in the only fans space.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
If you were the biggest only fans person.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How would you answer this? What would you prefer?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, so the only so the celebrities one would be
cool and exciting because of the parties, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so that we.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Get like Megan Fox and like.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well she's not booking a sex worker.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But I don't know, but I wonder that, you know what,
because then you might get labeled in the not that
they were sex workers, but like the emoradas of the
world where it was like the wags of the celeb
and not even the wags, just the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Flings of the celebs. I feel I don't get you know,
the height.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right, You're not going to get person like you don't
want to you don't want to, like, just know that
you've had sex with, like if Lena, if Leonardo DiCaprio
booked me. Yeah, I'm a nobody, but I would just
like to, you know, replay it over in my Actually
it would probably be really bad the rock Okay, okay,
(05:19):
he throw me around a bit. It would probably quite good.
But I would just like knowing that I had been there,
even though no one would ever find out.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So would you rather like be really big on OnlyFans
and have heaps of subs or would you rather in
private have sex with celebrities probably make all your money there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'd say probably the imprivate because I could still keep
it private like my my bittan up online. There's no
copy and paste. Yeah, like the threat of that, I'd
probably go the celebs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I would probably go the only fans really, yeah, because
you can only have sex so many times in a
day with a person, right, but you can have five
million people by one video.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's a good point. The money would be more you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The potential to make money on only fans is astronomical
compared to face to face work, And so I would
you know there was that I don't even know what
her name is. But that's this young Only Fans star
who reported that she made forty three million like in
the last year on Only Fans.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I guess you're going for money, yes, and I'm going
for less notoriety, right, you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Just want to stick it to some celebs.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, mine's not so much the celeb part. Mine's the
thing that I can be anonymous, right, because the CBS
aren't going to say, you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Understand, most people peak only fans over escorting, because they
think that escorting is a bit it's got a stigma
that it's a bit gross. Oh to have sex. No,
don't get it wrong, Damn I was just giving you
a compliment, damn it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No. But the the the anonymity, you know, the idea
that they're not going to tell people to.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Understand you understand why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, well fans and you've got the podcast you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
God, I'm doing the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Any of them, idiot.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I just your priority mouth closed, your priorities cash, whereas
mine was anonymity. Right, you know, but you.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Could get there. You could be big on Only Fans.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You're going to start collabing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, I know, and I won't it's not going to happen. No,
no collabs. I well put the video recently of me
kind of collabing with someone like he wasn't really in it.
And all of my subscribers were really like upset that
I had released a video with somebody.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Else in it, had a real painters in there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No no, no, no no, no not that far talking. No,
they were doing things with their hands and your toys
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, my only a lot of people reached out to
me kind of being like this, ain't you know m
O so wow.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So they're like they're just happy with I preferred your
early albums.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes. They just think that I'm a sweetheart who you know,
hasn't you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Know, dans a sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, I think so, I think so yeah, that I'm
a sweet yes yeah, and that you know I haven't
been or they think that I haven't been pressured into
making full Boy Girl. Yeah. And so everybody was a
little bit disappointed and they were very vocal about it.
But then they also bought the videos. They bought the
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video just to double check, and a lot of them
were like, actually, I was ready to watch you get
ray that one wasn't into it, but I wanted to
pay just to make sure to see. And it was
actually really nice that there was somebody involved, but he
wasn't really in it, and he just used his hands
and he just used toys and on you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So I so some people didn't like the fact that
he wasn't having sex with you.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And people I didn't like that there was a guy there.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Know, most all the feedback that I got pretty much
was that they didn't like that there was a man involved.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Wow, so you're going to go back to.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just fucking myself?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Just yourself?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Dude? Yep?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know what Christmas cheer, Christmas tree dialdo?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, okay, well did you just come up with us?
But I feel like it's very festive? Can it make
it like jingle bells like or something like?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
You're good too much? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Next one, would you rather have one sugar daddy yeap
who pays for everything yeap? Or ten clients who just
keep things exciting and profitable.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
So it's not equal money?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, I have had the one sugar daddy before and
I left escorting what Yeah, I left? Have we not
spoken about this? I left escorting to see the one
man for four years.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I only came back to escorting two years ago.
So I had the one guy for four years. And
can I just say that it went the root like
every relationship I've ever had, you know, the sex drops
off and it's not so exciting anymore, and it's so
fun anymore. And then it kind of feels a little
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bit like you just mates, and it feels still paying
got a bit oh no. Then he was just like,
I'm not paying for this anymore. And I was like,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well, I have four friends.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, it just ran its It ran its course.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
What was the pay?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Great? And he got me through COVID. I was very
lucky that I was a well kept woman through COVID
and things like that. You know, my pay would fluctuate
with how he was going in his life with his
businesses and ventures.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So he's paying you for exclusivities essentially them.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
You weren't allowed to work on the side or do
anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's not that I imposed it on myself. I said, look,
you're spending so much money with me. I don't actually
need to see anyone else. I don't need to be
on these websites. I don't need to be touring or advertising,
or I don't need to be sexy online, Like it
would be nice if I didn't have to do that.
And he was like, perfect, cool, you don't have to
do that. Love that for you don't don't continue to
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do that. So I removed myself from everything and I
just saw him for that amount of time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So back to the question. Then similar setup, but it's
like never gonna have to worry about money again.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah or ten.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Just a bit of fun making enough and by enough,
I reckon like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Bills are getting paid? Yeah, you going on a couple
of holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, I would probably prefer the one.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Really, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was very freeing. It was. It was very freeing. Yeah,
I had a lot of time. Well, you know, so
much of what I do I hustle. Like have you
seen my social media? We all know that you've seen
my social media. My social media is a hustle. Like
my social media is me hustling, Like I have on
my links, I've got I'm OnlyFans, I'm you know, I'm
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this is my job, but it is my income.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Actually to a point on your hustling friend friend of
the show, comedian Peter James, and you were on our
podcast shouting pizza over the world if you want to
check out. He messaged me during the Black Friday sales
because we had a little laugh about the fact that
you had a Black Friday sales and we're like, like,
that was just such a surprising thing to me that
(13:15):
you do a Black Friday. So even you get around
the sales, yeah, do you do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Any only fans not not escorting? I wasn't half price.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Black Friday sales is just a funny thing. I thought
they entered there.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I know.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Do you do nd of financial year?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I love an end of financial year sale? I actually
that's one of my that's yeah, that's that's one of
my marketing, actual marketing tactics with my escorting to tax
return to Yeah, first of all, spend your tax return
on me, and a lot of people do. So I
become busy, really okay, June dead bad month, not good.
(13:56):
July August pumping, absolutely pumping people getting their tax returns.
They're buying themselves a tattoo and electric Yeah. So yeah,
but coming up to tax time, I'm just like, try
and write this off. You know, I'm a registered company,
so just write this one off through the business.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know, it's self development.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But guys right to me and I'm like, oh, I've
got this amount left, you know that I can spend
on like lunches and dinners. Can I take you for lunch?
Can I take you for dinner? And I'm like, of
course you can.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, So you would choose the one sugar daddy who
pays everything over the ten clients who keep it exciting
and profitable.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Correct, interesting, Yeah, okay, what would you pick?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, I'd probably go the one because the sugarman how
many plates to spin?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yes, And I'd want that one person to be my
lovely partner?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Is this just because it's a Christmas episode? Christmas Brownie
points or something? Well?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Also, mate, you wouldn't know, but it's you know, it
is hard to kind of do this podcast and have
a have a partner.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She must be a bloody angel.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, the things that are in my Google search, I
have to explain it after the podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Rabbit Hole from last day's episode looking up swingers clouds. Babe,
I swear it's your work.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Love this. I'd see you everything, and I said this.
I think I said this in the very first episode
ever of Girlfriend for Hire. When I was approached to
potentially do this podcast, they were like, Oh, you must
have so much to talk about, you must have so
many crazy stories. And I'm like, I don't think I do.
I'm so sorry, like I'm racking my brain and I
(15:51):
think I don't really have very much to talk about it,
and I don't think I'm very interesting, and I don't
think I have very much to say, Like I'm not
sure about this. And then I came to realize that
what is my everyday life is normal to me, but
is so far fetched and crazy and out there and
outlandish to everyone else. My Google search history must be
(16:16):
fucking insane. I must look like a sex crazed psychopath.
I just can't imagineah, because I'm always looking stuff up
or you know, I'm gonna request through somebody, a guy's
a text message to my work phone and be like,
oh do you do c JK? And I'm like, what
(16:36):
the fuck is CJKA? And I have to go. I'm
like CJK sexual term, Like what does it? I don't know.
I just I've have no idea. But I have to
look stuff up all the time, and I'm like, I
have no idea what that is.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Do you know what a blumkin is?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A blumkin? No should I?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I thought it might be something you would have encountered.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
A a blumkin is when you are receiving oral sex
while doing a ship.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Where the fuck? Would I know what that is?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I thought requested that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why do you know what that is?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I came up in a podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I was like, wait, so you're going down on a vagina?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
No, no, I'd imagine the bloke's getting I think of
the original.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You're going down on a blow No, no, the guy
the guy head coming out. Stop put the stop putting
the cock in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, next, okay?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Would you would you rather have a client who tips
generously but talks too much, or who's quiet but a
bit stingy.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The talking too much? Like I will even pick the
talking too much and is stingy, Like I will even
take that one. Yeah you will. I'm happy with the chat.
I love a chat. I love a chat, and I
sometimes I do find it a little bit challenging inside
(18:17):
bookings when they're not a bit of a they're not
a talker. They're a little bit shy, and so I
have to ask all these questions to try and build
rapport or some kind of connection, because I'm all about connection,
and I'll be trying to connect and they're just answering
yes or no to things that I'm asking, and it
can be hard. It's really mentally draining for me. I'm
(18:40):
exhausted by the end just trying to find a connection.
If somebody comes in and they're like, I'm ADHD two,
I'm like, Okay, we're gonna cover like three hundred thousand
topics in the next how of an how many hours?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Some point we'll have sex at some point.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We need to remember that we need to have sex.
And they're like, okay, it's actually so funny. I have
so many wonderful ADHD clients and it's just a rollercoaster
ride of just the best shit ever. I love it.
I love it. They give me so much life and energy.
I finished those bookings and I am pumped. They get me.
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They honestly make my whole day.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Would you rather.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have a client or just in general, right, would you
rather have sex with someone who is not making a
sound at all? Right, Like silent maybe the occasional right right,
or is like constantly doing the oh yeah, ooh you
(19:43):
like that, like a real chatty Kathy, because we've gone
like chatty in the booking. But I'm talking like while
the action is going on, I.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Just okay, this has never happened before, and I love
that you've even just brought this up. It's like you
can read my mind. Because I had somebody a few
days ago who kept on thanks thanking me and he
didn't stop thanking me. There weren't any so oh my, okay,
(20:12):
I am just thanking performing, you know A really I
want to make it sound like I was really doing good. Anyway.
I was doing really well at going down on this guy.
I was just giving up my old because it's December
and really just getting into it. And the whole time
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he was like, thank you so much, thank you so much.
Oh thank you so much, thank you, oh thank you
so much. He did not say He did not stop
saying thank you so much the whole time. It was
quite endearing. It didn't turn me off, but I was like,
this is a new one. You know how people have
(20:57):
a wank bank, I have a podcast bank. So as
it's happening. I'm just like, ooh, this is just something that.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Didn't But there are times where I actually have to
like kind of be like hello, and I'll kind of
like look up a little bit and be like hello,
are you are you passed out? Or it like are
you breathing? And just check that they're okay and they've
been transported to another galaxy. Love that for them. Hope
they're having a great fucking time there. But to me,
(21:29):
it's like there are corpse so it's hard for me
to you know, I'd rather have somebody saying thank you
so much and at least they're partaking than me being like,
are you okay? They're breathing. Sometimes I don't know if
i'd like, what if I or somebody's having a heart attack,
I don't know, surely they'd be making noises. I'd be like, oh,
they're loving it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, Well if they have an heart attack, you put
that up on the ad. That's how good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I have put somebody in hospital before.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Really.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, they send me photos of them hooked up to Yeah,
they were having like cart issues, but also like he
was going way too hard. He was like easily a
new sixty. Oh look, I mean not the pleasure. He
had a lot of sex, and I was kind of like,
whoa cowboy? You I think I even stopped him and
(22:19):
was just like, you're gonna have a heart attack if
you keep this up. Like this is a lot. I
was kind of like, he gives on like adding an hour,
adding an hour, adding an hour, and I was all
sexed out and I was just like, whoa, whoaa cowboy?
And he did hear he ended up in hospital.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So I was like, Okay, do you have you have
some performance in it like it was on the Via
Girl line.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I would say so because it was a lot, And
I was like, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Would you rather always work nights and sleep all day
or work mornings and miss all the late nights?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
See this is this is quite a conundrum because I'm
not a morning gal, but I'm also don't like to
work late at night.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
But in the middle at the moment, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I would prefer nights over I cannot There's something in
my brain that I can't be nice to people, especially
people that I don't know before ten am, Right, It
just can't. I can't even pretend that I want to
(23:24):
be having sex at that time. I can't. My brain
can't get into it. It's like it takes I don't
know if it's just my ADHD. My brain just takes
a little bit to get going by. Like lunchtime, my
brain is fully kicked in and I can see clients
and I'm fine. But when somebody wants to book me
for an eight am and there are a couple of
clients that I do it for, however, I've seen them
(23:45):
for a while and like it's all good, Like I
know them and I like them, so it's fine. But
someone fresh I will know Nah. No, I haven't had
a guy recently and he was just like, oh, I
want to book you for five am, and I was
just like, that's not going to happen. He's like, i'll
pay you double, and I was like five I am
And I was like okay, I said, yeah, I don't
(24:09):
have no idea. And I was just like, well, no,
he's probably just married and that's like you can get
out of the house.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Early for his morning job.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah. Anyway, So I was like, actually for the hour
it will cost you, Like I don't know, I said
something astronomical. I think I said like sixteen hundred for
the hour, and he was like, okay, that sounds good,
and then he ghosted me. But it seems that's my
five am price sixteen hundred. See, I would have been
still cranky, though.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Some people are into that.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I would have been cranky. Yeah, yeah, not for me.
But I've got friends. Good friend of mine, good friend.
I have friends friend not even plural, a good friend
of mine. Cardia Cortez. She is the morning queen. She
has so many morning bookings like she because she's some
(25:05):
She gets up early, she goes to the gym. She's
like one of those morning people. And it's so funny
when we try and hang out because she goes to
about at like seven o'clock at night. I go about
at like midnight or two am, and so we often
have just ships in the night and we can't hang
out because we're schedules. Our schedules are just so different.
(25:25):
We try and have breakfast in the morning, and do
you know how many times we've canceled so many because
she's like, Okay, I'll do a late breakfast like eight am,
and I'm like, I'm not going to be awake for that.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Let's get into the Q and A section.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
These are some questions submitted to you online, a little
bit different in her box. These are actually a genuine question.
People want to know yes about what you get up to.
So first question, what's the kinkiest request? This would be
a common question. What's the kinkiest request you've ever said
yes to? And did it surprise you? How much you
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enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Or hated it?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, this is something I've never done before. I did
it just recently, actually in a couple's booking. So I, oh,
I'm gonna have to describe this and make it sound
like it's good. Okay. I wish that I could just
like do a diagram, but I can't. Anyway. So I
was laying on my back and she well we were
(26:24):
sixty ninety essentially. I yes, me and a lady, very
beautiful lady. Oh my lord, she was stunning. Anyway, I
am on my back, I have a face full of vagina,
very lovely vagina. And her partner came in over the
(26:49):
top of my head, so I've got my So he's thrusting.
So we're laying on the bed right and he's standing
off the bed, but he's like pretty much standing over
the top of me and he's having sex with her
while I am still sucking on some puss right and
(27:12):
he's going for it. My eyes are open and so
all I could see right here in my face was
just like dick going in vagina and I was like,
I was just like, this is incredible. I was like,
I've never seen anything like this before. I it was
(27:32):
very fascinating, and I was into it. I was like,
and I think I kept on just saying to them
out loud. I was like, this is really hot.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah. I was like, wow, I've never done this.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Before in that scenario, not to get to but in
that scenario, aren't you essentially having like is there like
just knocking on your head.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Of just I'm pretty certain I had balls hitting my head.
But I also was not mad about it. I was
just like, this is fucking pretty cool. This is like, yes,
it was, it was. It was very good. It was
very good. Anyway, they'll be stoked that I even brought
this up. Well, fans, maybe everybody that listens to this
(28:17):
podcast is literally just couples have booked me.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Like I said, we said in the previous episode, we'd
love to get a couple on the other chat All right,
next one, Have you ever had a client so good
in bed that you forgot it was work for a moment?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
This sounds like it was set by a client who
wants to me like it was me.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yes, yeah, there have been. There have been a couple
of times where I forget to look at the time,
and yeah, I can. I can think in the last
year there's probably been maybe three or four occasions where
I completely because I'm so like engrossed in what they're
saying or just our time together and I'm into it
and I'm not even like it's kind of stopped feeling
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like work and I've completely gotten then I need to
look at the time. And there are times where people
have gone like way over because I've just been so
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
And that's money left on the table mate.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Come on now, ripping mysel pH watch? Yeah, I need
like a little I need it? Do I need an
Apple watch?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
An Apple watch?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You part?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Right? Yeah, I don't need that. See how many like
Carlie takes takes some mindful breathing.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Carlie, You've climbed seventeen flights of.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Steps at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
One clock at a time.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Do you have any secret trick or move that never
fails to make someone lose control?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, it's my the muscle, the muscles, the muscle. Okay,
so with men, it's definitely flexing my you know, twelve
pack inside of my yea vagina, milking the teeth yeah sometimes. Okay,
So say, you know, just talking about me being time blind,
Say if I have been a little bit time blind,
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and there's only five minutes left of the booking we're
having sex, like I need to get them done and
dusted pretty much, so I will start flexing those muscles
so hard, so hard, Like I am fully focused on
flexing these muscles. It's actually wild. And with women, I've
(30:34):
come to find lately my new trick of just vacuuming
that clip. Give it a good little vacuum. Yeah right, yeah,
bit of dion.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Action, yeah yeah yeah, all right, any tips of the fellers.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, get an escot for you, missus.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Break out the cup chair.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
What's the one thing? Clients think they're amazing in bed,
but you're secretly like sweetie, No, I.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Ah, I think men are really proud of themselves. Oh see,
I just but I just I just said that I
was really good at something, and I don't know. Look like,
I said that, you know, I like hoovering a clit
and that I feel like I've become really good at
it and I get a really good reaction. But I
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also know that I like it being done to me,
so then I'm kind of like, well, then I must
be good at it. Men will proudly tell me even
before they've done it, which I feel like, no, please don't,
And when they do, I'm like, oh no, no, don't,
don't set yourself up like this. They'll be like, oh,
I love I love going down on women, like you know,
going eating pussy is my favorite thing to do. I'm
(31:54):
so good at it. I do it all the time.
And I'm like, no, like I wish that. I don't
know there could be some memes or something that could
be shown, because inside my brain is me just being like,
oh no, no, no. The guys who announce that they
are very good at it, or that women love it,
(32:15):
or that they've been told that they're really good at it,
or you know, they make a big song song and
dance about it, I generally not good at it, and
I don't know I don't know why that is, but
it just seems to be that, Yeah, guys who who
say that they're really good at it, who need to
have that convo generally aunt and I'm so confused as
(32:38):
to why that is, but just maybe don't say it,
but I hear it quite a bit or after the
fact where I kind of like just gotten through it
for fifteen minutes and then afterwards they're like, oh, yeah,
I do that all the time. I get told that
I'm really good, and I'm like, oh my god, please
don't do that to me again.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's where you have to get your teachers out on.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah gravel rash, no, thank you?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, right, well that's all go.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hey, that's pretty good. I feel like that was a
nice that was a bit of fun, and that's what
we want at Christmas time. We want, you know, right,
and Breezy.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
How would someone give you as a Christmas gift? Like
under the tree? Is there like a Karli Electric like
gift card?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Or yeah, sorry, I do love a gift card. A
gift card is good because buying a gift for somebody
that you don't actually know is really quite hard unless
you've specifically asked what somebody wants but a gift card,
just knowing their favorite place to shop, favorite brand of something,
or favorite. But I think, what.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
About a cart Like is there an Escort gift card?
That wouldn't that be a good because it's not trace
of Blake.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I know, and I wish. But these companies pop up
and they disappear because the banking companies say like stripe,
like the merchants say like stripe. Any of the big
banks don't want to be associated to anything sex work,
so they come and then they disappear again. Look, things
(34:08):
like a Maya gift card is so good because you
can get everything at Maya, perfume, shoes, bags, everything.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, I know, you know what I mean. You need
you need a gift card that you can use with
your favorite sex worker. Right, fun, Okay, but you know what,
maybe next year for Christmas, as we mentioned in the
previous episode, maybe they can get a little piece of
Carlie Electric at home.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I look, Carli Electric flashlight. It might be for sale.
On next week's episode, we are going to have another
fun one because it's just before New Year's so this
is actually so good. We are going to look back
through confessions and bad dating stories over the last year.
(35:00):
I'll talk to you then bye.
Appoche production.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey guys, did you want to come and see me live?
Without spending eight hundred dollars for the hour? You can
come and see my live show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. Whoa,
I feel like it needs a round of applause. I
am doing six shows from the twenty fifth of February
(00:31):
until the second of March. Holy Molly, this is going
to be a wild ride. It is called Culli Electric
in my Box. Look, we're not getting into my actual box,
but we will be unpacking my dms in a hilarious
live show and I'm going to be dragging my producer
Shad along with me for the ride.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it's exciting. So link you'll be in the show
notes or they can just hit you up on your socials, Kali,
And if you want to see my show How I
Almost Killed a Guy that'll be on at the Fringe
Festival as well, just hit us up for the tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Am I going to be Okay? I'm going to need
like eighty tequila shots before I do it, But anyway,
see you there. Girlfriend for Hire with Garlie Electric. This
is not a how to guide for people wanting to
get into the industry. I don't want people to think
that they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's more
(01:27):
just a fun and interesting take on the industry, but
also just coming from my point of view. I'm sitting
down with my producer getting down to the nitty gritty
of the sex worker industry. On this week's episode of
(01:52):
Girlfriend for Hire, it's nearly Christmas time. Everyone's chilling, everyone's
getting festive. This is my really busy period.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
People are gifting themselves me. You know, they've worked title year.
They're tapping themselves on the back. They're like giving themselves
a little high five. Yeah, and they are sploging on
time with me. So December is busy.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Really itself is Christmas to a little Karlie Electric under
the tree.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know, it's very flattering. It's very flattering feeling knowing that,
you know, people want to reward themselves with time being
spent with me. It's I'm I'm humbled and flattered.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I am, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, it's nice. It's a nice ceiling.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
It is nice.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I try and put on my very best. I really
give it all, give it all.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I like those half as time.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you have do you do you dress up Christmasy
for like, because you strike me as someone that gets
into the Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Fuck, yeah, I get into Christmas. You have the trees,
trees up, got the reindeer on my roof. Okay, like
lights are all around my house Like I'm christmas Y
to the max.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Right, And then when you do that hotel set up,
are you Christmas in that?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, no, I don't you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Feel like you're not putting it enough.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't want to put my you know, Christmas cheer
onto everybody else. Like that's kind of a bit vomit worthy.
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, but a bit of a missus clause fantasy or something.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Look, I have, you know, I do do things on
only fans where I'll make it a little bit Christmas.
I'll wear a little Christmas outfit. I've got cute little
Christmas outfits. I don't think. I don't think clients want
that one on one. They've got enough of that at home.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
They just you know, want to be removed from that world,
I think for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So anyway, so today we are going to do a
little fun game of would you rather, and some really
sexy questions just you know, keep it light and breezy.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, as we head in the Christmas period, well we
got a few would you rather questions in so let's
break them down.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Would you rather be the queen of only fans with
endless subscribe others or the go to high end escort
for celebrities.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
What's an interesting little.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Space to be in because I imagine you could work
with people famous in the only fans space.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
If you were the biggest only fans person.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How would you answer this? What would you prefer?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, so the only so the celebrities one would be
cool and exciting because of the parties, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so that we.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Get like Megan Fox and like.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well she's not booking a sex worker.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
But I don't know, but I wonder that, you know what,
because then you might get labeled in the not that
they were sex workers, but like the emoradas of the
world where it was like the wags of the celeb
and not even the wags, just the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Flings of the celebs. I feel I don't get you know,
the height.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right, You're not going to get person like you don't
want to you don't want to, like, just know that
you've had sex with, like if Lena, if Leonardo DiCaprio
booked me. Yeah, I'm a nobody, but I would just
like to, you know, replay it over in my Actually
it would probably be really bad the rock Okay, okay,
(05:19):
he throw me around a bit. It would probably quite good.
But I would just like knowing that I had been there,
even though no one would ever find out.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So would you rather like be really big on OnlyFans
and have heaps of subs or would you rather in
private have sex with celebrities probably make all your money there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'd say probably the imprivate because I could still keep
it private like my my bittan up online. There's no
copy and paste. Yeah, like the threat of that, I'd
probably go the celebs.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I would probably go the only fans really, yeah, because
you can only have sex so many times in a
day with a person, right, but you can have five
million people by one video.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's a good point. The money would be more you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
The potential to make money on only fans is astronomical
compared to face to face work, And so I would
you know there was that I don't even know what
her name is. But that's this young Only Fans star
who reported that she made forty three million like in
the last year on Only Fans.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I guess you're going for money, yes, and I'm going
for less notoriety, right, you.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Just want to stick it to some celebs.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, mine's not so much the celeb part. Mine's the
thing that I can be anonymous, right, because the CBS
aren't going to say, you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Understand, most people peak only fans over escorting, because they
think that escorting is a bit it's got a stigma
that it's a bit gross. Oh to have sex. No,
don't get it wrong, Damn I was just giving you
a compliment, damn it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No. But the the the anonymity, you know, the idea
that they're not going to tell people to.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Understand you understand why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, well fans and you've got the podcast you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
God, I'm doing the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Any of them, idiot.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I just your priority mouth closed, your priorities cash, whereas
mine was anonymity. Right, you know, but you.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Could get there. You could be big on Only Fans.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You know it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You're going to start collabing.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, I know, and I won't it's not going to happen. No,
no collabs. I well put the video recently of me
kind of collabing with someone like he wasn't really in it.
And all of my subscribers were really like upset that
I had released a video with somebody.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Else in it, had a real painters in there.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No no, no, no no, no not that far talking. No,
they were doing things with their hands and your toys
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, my only a lot of people reached out to
me kind of being like this, ain't you know m
O so wow.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So they're like they're just happy with I preferred your
early albums.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes. They just think that I'm a sweetheart who you know,
hasn't you.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Know, dans a sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, I think so, I think so yeah, that I'm
a sweet yes yeah, and that you know I haven't
been or they think that I haven't been pressured into
making full Boy Girl. Yeah. And so everybody was a
little bit disappointed and they were very vocal about it.
But then they also bought the videos. They bought the
(08:58):
video just to double check, and a lot of them
were like, actually, I was ready to watch you get
ray that one wasn't into it, but I wanted to
pay just to make sure to see. And it was
actually really nice that there was somebody involved, but he
wasn't really in it, and he just used his hands
and he just used toys and on you.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So I so some people didn't like the fact that
he wasn't having sex with you.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
And people I didn't like that there was a guy there.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Know, most all the feedback that I got pretty much
was that they didn't like that there was a man involved.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Wow, so you're going to go back to.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just fucking myself?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Just yourself?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Dude? Yep?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You know what Christmas cheer, Christmas tree dialdo?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Okay, okay, well did you just come up with us?
But I feel like it's very festive? Can it make
it like jingle bells like or something like?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
You're good too much? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Next one, would you rather have one sugar daddy yeap
who pays for everything yeap? Or ten clients who just
keep things exciting and profitable.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
So it's not equal money?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Well, I have had the one sugar daddy before and
I left escorting what Yeah, I left? Have we not
spoken about this? I left escorting to see the one
man for four years.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And I only came back to escorting two years ago.
So I had the one guy for four years. And
can I just say that it went the root like
every relationship I've ever had, you know, the sex drops
off and it's not so exciting anymore, and it's so
fun anymore. And then it kind of feels a little
(10:59):
bit like you just mates, and it feels still paying
got a bit oh no. Then he was just like,
I'm not paying for this anymore. And I was like,
that's fair.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well, I have four friends.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, it just ran its It ran its course.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
What was the pay?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Great? And he got me through COVID. I was very
lucky that I was a well kept woman through COVID
and things like that. You know, my pay would fluctuate
with how he was going in his life with his
businesses and ventures.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
So he's paying you for exclusivities essentially them.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
You weren't allowed to work on the side or do
anything else.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's not that I imposed it on myself. I said, look,
you're spending so much money with me. I don't actually
need to see anyone else. I don't need to be
on these websites. I don't need to be touring or advertising,
or I don't need to be sexy online, Like it
would be nice if I didn't have to do that.
And he was like, perfect, cool, you don't have to
do that. Love that for you don't don't continue to
(11:57):
do that. So I removed myself from everything and I
just saw him for that amount of time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So back to the question. Then similar setup, but it's
like never gonna have to worry about money again.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah or ten.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Just a bit of fun making enough and by enough,
I reckon like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Bills are getting paid? Yeah, you going on a couple
of holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, I would probably prefer the one.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Really, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It was very freeing. It was. It was very freeing. Yeah,
I had a lot of time. Well, you know, so
much of what I do I hustle. Like have you
seen my social media? We all know that you've seen
my social media. My social media is a hustle. Like
my social media is me hustling, Like I have on
my links, I've got I'm OnlyFans, I'm you know, I'm
(12:51):
this is my job, but it is my income.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Actually to a point on your hustling friend friend of
the show, comedian Peter James, and you were on our
podcast shouting pizza over the world if you want to
check out. He messaged me during the Black Friday sales
because we had a little laugh about the fact that
you had a Black Friday sales and we're like, like,
that was just such a surprising thing to me that
(13:15):
you do a Black Friday. So even you get around
the sales, yeah, do you do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Any only fans not not escorting? I wasn't half price.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Black Friday sales is just a funny thing. I thought
they entered there.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I know.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Do you do nd of financial year?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
I love an end of financial year sale? I actually
that's one of my that's yeah, that's that's one of
my marketing, actual marketing tactics with my escorting to tax
return to Yeah, first of all, spend your tax return
on me, and a lot of people do. So I
become busy, really okay, June dead bad month, not good.
(13:56):
July August pumping, absolutely pumping people getting their tax returns.
They're buying themselves a tattoo and electric Yeah. So yeah,
but coming up to tax time, I'm just like, try
and write this off. You know, I'm a registered company,
so just write this one off through the business.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
You know, it's self development.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But guys right to me and I'm like, oh, I've
got this amount left, you know that I can spend
on like lunches and dinners. Can I take you for lunch?
Can I take you for dinner? And I'm like, of
course you can.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, So you would choose the one sugar daddy who
pays everything over the ten clients who keep it exciting
and profitable.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Correct, interesting, Yeah, okay, what would you pick?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, I'd probably go the one because the sugarman how
many plates to spin?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yes, And I'd want that one person to be my
lovely partner?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Is this just because it's a Christmas episode? Christmas Brownie
points or something? Well?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Also, mate, you wouldn't know, but it's you know, it
is hard to kind of do this podcast and have
a have a partner.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She must be a bloody angel.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, the things that are in my Google search, I
have to explain it after the podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Rabbit Hole from last day's episode looking up swingers clouds. Babe,
I swear it's your work.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Love this. I'd see you everything, and I said this.
I think I said this in the very first episode
ever of Girlfriend for Hire. When I was approached to
potentially do this podcast, they were like, Oh, you must
have so much to talk about, you must have so
many crazy stories. And I'm like, I don't think I do.
I'm so sorry, like I'm racking my brain and I
(15:51):
think I don't really have very much to talk about it,
and I don't think I'm very interesting, and I don't
think I have very much to say, Like I'm not
sure about this. And then I came to realize that
what is my everyday life is normal to me, but
is so far fetched and crazy and out there and
outlandish to everyone else. My Google search history must be
(16:16):
fucking insane. I must look like a sex crazed psychopath.
I just can't imagineah, because I'm always looking stuff up
or you know, I'm gonna request through somebody, a guy's
a text message to my work phone and be like,
oh do you do c JK? And I'm like, what
(16:36):
the fuck is CJKA? And I have to go. I'm
like CJK sexual term, Like what does it? I don't know.
I just I've have no idea. But I have to
look stuff up all the time, and I'm like, I
have no idea what that is.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Do you know what a blumkin is?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
A blumkin? No should I?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I thought it might be something you would have encountered.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
A a blumkin is when you are receiving oral sex
while doing a ship.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Where the fuck? Would I know what that is?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I thought requested that.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Why do you know what that is?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I came up in a podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I was like, wait, so you're going down on a vagina?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
No, no, I'd imagine the bloke's getting I think of
the original.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
You're going down on a blow No, no, the guy
the guy head coming out. Stop put the stop putting
the cock in my mouth?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, next, okay?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Would you would you rather have a client who tips
generously but talks too much, or who's quiet but a
bit stingy.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
The talking too much? Like I will even pick the
talking too much and is stingy, Like I will even
take that one. Yeah you will. I'm happy with the chat.
I love a chat. I love a chat, and I
sometimes I do find it a little bit challenging inside
(18:17):
bookings when they're not a bit of a they're not
a talker. They're a little bit shy, and so I
have to ask all these questions to try and build
rapport or some kind of connection, because I'm all about connection,
and I'll be trying to connect and they're just answering
yes or no to things that I'm asking, and it
can be hard. It's really mentally draining for me. I'm
(18:40):
exhausted by the end just trying to find a connection.
If somebody comes in and they're like, I'm ADHD two,
I'm like, Okay, we're gonna cover like three hundred thousand
topics in the next how of an how many hours?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Some point we'll have sex at some point.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We need to remember that we need to have sex.
And they're like, okay, it's actually so funny. I have
so many wonderful ADHD clients and it's just a rollercoaster
ride of just the best shit ever. I love it.
I love it. They give me so much life and energy.
I finished those bookings and I am pumped. They get me.
(19:18):
They honestly make my whole day.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Would you rather.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have a client or just in general, right, would you
rather have sex with someone who is not making a
sound at all? Right, Like silent maybe the occasional right right,
or is like constantly doing the oh yeah, ooh you
(19:43):
like that, like a real chatty Kathy, because we've gone
like chatty in the booking. But I'm talking like while
the action is going on, I.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Just okay, this has never happened before, and I love
that you've even just brought this up. It's like you
can read my mind. Because I had somebody a few
days ago who kept on thanks thanking me and he
didn't stop thanking me. There weren't any so oh my, okay,
(20:12):
I am just thanking performing, you know A really I
want to make it sound like I was really doing good. Anyway.
I was doing really well at going down on this guy.
I was just giving up my old because it's December
and really just getting into it. And the whole time
(20:35):
he was like, thank you so much, thank you so much.
Oh thank you so much, thank you, oh thank you
so much. He did not say He did not stop
saying thank you so much the whole time. It was
quite endearing. It didn't turn me off, but I was like,
this is a new one. You know how people have
(20:57):
a wank bank, I have a podcast bank. So as
it's happening. I'm just like, ooh, this is just something that.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Didn't But there are times where I actually have to
like kind of be like hello, and I'll kind of
like look up a little bit and be like hello,
are you are you passed out? Or it like are
you breathing? And just check that they're okay and they've
been transported to another galaxy. Love that for them. Hope
they're having a great fucking time there. But to me,
(21:29):
it's like there are corpse so it's hard for me
to you know, I'd rather have somebody saying thank you
so much and at least they're partaking than me being like,
are you okay? They're breathing. Sometimes I don't know if
i'd like, what if I or somebody's having a heart attack,
I don't know, surely they'd be making noises. I'd be like, oh,
they're loving it.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, Well if they have an heart attack, you put
that up on the ad. That's how good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, I have put somebody in hospital before.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Really.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, they send me photos of them hooked up to Yeah,
they were having like cart issues, but also like he
was going way too hard. He was like easily a
new sixty. Oh look, I mean not the pleasure. He
had a lot of sex, and I was kind of like,
whoa cowboy? You I think I even stopped him and
(22:19):
was just like, you're gonna have a heart attack if
you keep this up. Like this is a lot. I
was kind of like, he gives on like adding an hour,
adding an hour, adding an hour, and I was all
sexed out and I was just like, whoa, whoaa cowboy?
And he did hear he ended up in hospital.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
So I was like, Okay, do you have you have
some performance in it like it was on the Via
Girl line.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I would say so because it was a lot, And
I was like, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Would you rather always work nights and sleep all day
or work mornings and miss all the late nights?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
See this is this is quite a conundrum because I'm
not a morning gal, but I'm also don't like to
work late at night.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
But in the middle at the moment, yes, but.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I would prefer nights over I cannot There's something in
my brain that I can't be nice to people, especially
people that I don't know before ten am, Right, It
just can't. I can't even pretend that I want to
(23:24):
be having sex at that time. I can't. My brain
can't get into it. It's like it takes I don't
know if it's just my ADHD. My brain just takes
a little bit to get going by. Like lunchtime, my
brain is fully kicked in and I can see clients
and I'm fine. But when somebody wants to book me
for an eight am and there are a couple of
clients that I do it for, however, I've seen them
(23:45):
for a while and like it's all good, Like I
know them and I like them, so it's fine. But
someone fresh I will know Nah. No, I haven't had
a guy recently and he was just like, oh, I
want to book you for five am, and I was
just like, that's not going to happen. He's like, i'll
pay you double, and I was like five I am
And I was like okay, I said, yeah, I don't
(24:09):
have no idea. And I was just like, well, no,
he's probably just married and that's like you can get
out of the house.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Early for his morning job.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah. Anyway, So I was like, actually for the hour
it will cost you, Like I don't know, I said
something astronomical. I think I said like sixteen hundred for
the hour, and he was like, okay, that sounds good,
and then he ghosted me. But it seems that's my
five am price sixteen hundred. See, I would have been
still cranky, though.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Some people are into that.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I would have been cranky. Yeah, yeah, not for me.
But I've got friends. Good friend of mine, good friend.
I have friends friend not even plural, a good friend
of mine. Cardia Cortez. She is the morning queen. She
has so many morning bookings like she because she's some
(25:05):
She gets up early, she goes to the gym. She's
like one of those morning people. And it's so funny
when we try and hang out because she goes to
about at like seven o'clock at night. I go about
at like midnight or two am, and so we often
have just ships in the night and we can't hang
out because we're schedules. Our schedules are just so different.
(25:25):
We try and have breakfast in the morning, and do
you know how many times we've canceled so many because
she's like, Okay, I'll do a late breakfast like eight am,
and I'm like, I'm not going to be awake for that.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Let's get into the Q and A section.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
These are some questions submitted to you online, a little
bit different in her box. These are actually a genuine question.
People want to know yes about what you get up to.
So first question, what's the kinkiest request? This would be
a common question. What's the kinkiest request you've ever said
yes to? And did it surprise you? How much you
(26:01):
enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Or hated it?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, this is something I've never done before. I did
it just recently, actually in a couple's booking. So I, oh,
I'm gonna have to describe this and make it sound
like it's good. Okay. I wish that I could just
like do a diagram, but I can't. Anyway. So I
was laying on my back and she well we were
(26:24):
sixty ninety essentially. I yes, me and a lady, very
beautiful lady. Oh my lord, she was stunning. Anyway, I
am on my back, I have a face full of vagina,
very lovely vagina. And her partner came in over the
(26:49):
top of my head, so I've got my So he's thrusting.
So we're laying on the bed right and he's standing
off the bed, but he's like pretty much standing over
the top of me and he's having sex with her
while I am still sucking on some puss right and
(27:12):
he's going for it. My eyes are open and so
all I could see right here in my face was
just like dick going in vagina and I was like,
I was just like, this is incredible. I was like,
I've never seen anything like this before. I it was
(27:32):
very fascinating, and I was into it. I was like,
and I think I kept on just saying to them
out loud. I was like, this is really hot.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Ha ha.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah. I was like, wow, I've never done this.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Before in that scenario, not to get to but in
that scenario, aren't you essentially having like is there like
just knocking on your head.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Of just I'm pretty certain I had balls hitting my head.
But I also was not mad about it. I was
just like, this is fucking pretty cool. This is like, yes,
it was, it was. It was very good. It was
very good. Anyway, they'll be stoked that I even brought
this up. Well, fans, maybe everybody that listens to this
(28:17):
podcast is literally just couples have booked me.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Like I said, we said in the previous episode, we'd
love to get a couple on the other chat All right,
next one, Have you ever had a client so good
in bed that you forgot it was work for a moment?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
This sounds like it was set by a client who
wants to me like it was me.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yes, yeah, there have been. There have been a couple
of times where I forget to look at the time,
and yeah, I can. I can think in the last
year there's probably been maybe three or four occasions where
I completely because I'm so like engrossed in what they're
saying or just our time together and I'm into it
and I'm not even like it's kind of stopped feeling
(29:03):
like work and I've completely gotten then I need to
look at the time. And there are times where people
have gone like way over because I've just been so
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
And that's money left on the table mate.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Come on now, ripping mysel pH watch? Yeah, I need
like a little I need it? Do I need an
Apple watch?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
An Apple watch?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You part?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Right? Yeah, I don't need that. See how many like
Carlie takes takes some mindful breathing.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Carlie, You've climbed seventeen flights of.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Steps at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
One clock at a time.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Do you have any secret trick or move that never
fails to make someone lose control?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, it's my the muscle, the muscles, the muscle. Okay,
so with men, it's definitely flexing my you know, twelve
pack inside of my yea vagina, milking the teeth yeah sometimes. Okay,
So say, you know, just talking about me being time blind,
Say if I have been a little bit time blind,
(30:12):
and there's only five minutes left of the booking we're
having sex, like I need to get them done and
dusted pretty much, so I will start flexing those muscles
so hard, so hard, Like I am fully focused on
flexing these muscles. It's actually wild. And with women, I've
(30:34):
come to find lately my new trick of just vacuuming
that clip. Give it a good little vacuum. Yeah right, yeah,
bit of dion.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Action, yeah yeah yeah, all right, any tips of the fellers.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, get an escot for you, missus.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Break out the cup chair.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
What's the one thing? Clients think they're amazing in bed,
but you're secretly like sweetie, No, I.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Ah, I think men are really proud of themselves. Oh see,
I just but I just I just said that I
was really good at something, and I don't know. Look like,
I said that, you know, I like hoovering a clit
and that I feel like I've become really good at
it and I get a really good reaction. But I
(31:32):
also know that I like it being done to me,
so then I'm kind of like, well, then I must
be good at it. Men will proudly tell me even
before they've done it, which I feel like, no, please don't,
And when they do, I'm like, oh no, no, don't,
don't set yourself up like this. They'll be like, oh,
I love I love going down on women, like you know,
going eating pussy is my favorite thing to do. I'm
(31:54):
so good at it. I do it all the time.
And I'm like, no, like I wish that. I don't
know there could be some memes or something that could
be shown, because inside my brain is me just being like,
oh no, no, no. The guys who announce that they
are very good at it, or that women love it,
(32:15):
or that they've been told that they're really good at it,
or you know, they make a big song song and
dance about it, I generally not good at it, and
I don't know I don't know why that is, but
it just seems to be that, Yeah, guys who who
say that they're really good at it, who need to
have that convo generally aunt and I'm so confused as
(32:38):
to why that is, but just maybe don't say it,
but I hear it quite a bit or after the
fact where I kind of like just gotten through it
for fifteen minutes and then afterwards they're like, oh, yeah,
I do that all the time. I get told that
I'm really good, and I'm like, oh my god, please
don't do that to me again.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
That's where you have to get your teachers out on.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah gravel rash, no, thank you?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, right, well that's all go.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hey, that's pretty good. I feel like that was a
nice that was a bit of fun, and that's what
we want at Christmas time. We want, you know, right,
and Breezy.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
How would someone give you as a Christmas gift? Like
under the tree? Is there like a Karli Electric like
gift card?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Or yeah, sorry, I do love a gift card. A
gift card is good because buying a gift for somebody
that you don't actually know is really quite hard unless
you've specifically asked what somebody wants but a gift card,
just knowing their favorite place to shop, favorite brand of something,
or favorite. But I think, what.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
About a cart Like is there an Escort gift card?
That wouldn't that be a good because it's not trace
of Blake.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I know, and I wish. But these companies pop up
and they disappear because the banking companies say like stripe,
like the merchants say like stripe. Any of the big
banks don't want to be associated to anything sex work,
so they come and then they disappear again. Look, things
(34:08):
like a Maya gift card is so good because you
can get everything at Maya, perfume, shoes, bags, everything.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, I know, you know what I mean. You need
you need a gift card that you can use with
your favorite sex worker. Right, fun, Okay, but you know what,
maybe next year for Christmas, as we mentioned in the
previous episode, maybe they can get a little piece of
Carlie Electric at home.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I look, Carli Electric flashlight. It might be for sale.
On next week's episode, we are going to have another
fun one because it's just before New Year's so this
is actually so good. We are going to look back
through confessions and bad dating stories over the last year.
(35:00):
I'll talk to you then bye.
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