November 19, 2025 • 38 mins
Welcome back divas! This week, you're getting all the life updates and then some more. From chronic hives to a psychic predicting the love of my life.. there's a lot going on in the world of Izzy. We also address some rumours floating around to help make sense of it all and assure you everything is ok. PLUS, part 2 of your housemate horror stories (and you did NOT let us down!!). Thank you for listening and can't wait for the fun to continue next week xxx
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, and welcome back to hear me out, guys. I
am going to meet my husband next year. So well, like,
psych what the fuck you talking about? Psychic? Yes, I
saw too. Weirdly enough, I know that sounds crazy, like
(00:20):
I'm hunting for the answers, but there was one I
really really wanted to see, and I had it booked
in for like a couple of weeks time, and then
her friend was like, oh, I saw this psychic. She
was great. I was like, fuck it, like I'm on
as old book her. And in the meantime, while I'm
waiting for this like amazing one that Chrissy loves, Christy Padolum,
we know her. She like predicted someone's like random pregnancy announcement,
(00:42):
like as in they didn't want to be pregnant. I
had no intention of being pregnant, and she predicted there.
Oh she also Chrissy was saying that I hope she
doesn't mind. This is nothing like heavy, but she was
went there a couple of years ago, maybe for the
first time, and she didn't really know what she wanted
to do at that point and wasn't really working anywhere
she really liked. And the psychic said, you know, you're
(01:02):
going to get a new job around June, like it'll
start around in June. Chris is like, okay, to tell
me more, and the lady's like, you'll be working in
teams of four. You're going to be doing presentations. And
Chrissy's like, presentations, girl, I need an education from that.
And she was like, do I need an education, you know,
for this job? And they're like, no, they'll train you.
(01:23):
Because she's like, okay, great. Maybe five months later in April,
she's applying to be a flight attendant and she's like,
if I get this job, when does the training start?
First of June. She's in teams of four flight attendants,
presenting the safety briefing every day. Oh crazy, And she
never thought that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wait, so Christy was a flight girl.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Chris, he's been fucking everything.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh my god. I wish I like Christy has had.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She has lived many alves, I swear. I don't know
if she probably wouldn't care about say this. I think's hilarious.
She was a worked in a prison, a male prison.
I'm like, imagine someone that looks like Chrissy walking into
a male prison. That would be like they would be
like on a heat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Break something up or get in between.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
She wasn't a guard.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Anyway, I just thought, how crazy is that? So I
was really excited. Look, I am a believer in it,
but I also am very I'm somewhat realistic in the
sense of like, if I don't believe they're saying stuff
that resonates with me, I won't take it. So what
I thought was really funny is, yes, I saw an
amazing one a couple of days ago, but the one
I saw before was just a phone call. And I'm like,
I honestly do it because it's a bit of fun sometimes,
and I hadn't heard too many things about this one,
(02:33):
but I was like, fuck it. Saturday morning, I'm down
at the beach. I'm not doing anything. I'll just book
him with this lady. And she's like, hmm, I'm feeling
like you work in the government in a big building
with the government. Not quite. She goes, you know, and
I just need you to know that you need to
make sure you take your lunch break every day and
(02:55):
you're drinking lots of water even if the building's air conditioned.
I'm thinking, girl, you've connected to someone.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Else, because this is not me, you're drinking a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm drinking a lot of water. But I'm like, this
is not me. I don't work for the fucking government.
She goes, I think she thought I was. Like she
kept bringing up exercise and fitness and muscles, and like,
I think she maybe I've got a deep voice and
over the phone. This a phone one, And to be fair,
I don't really like them. I don't believe you can
really connect with someone over a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It still does a possibility, there is, you know, And.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If I liked what she said, I'd fucking tarry it on.
But I'm like, this chick had no idea who I was.
And she's like, oh, you're really like musty and strong,
and I'm like, I wouldn't say I'm mustli Maybe one day,
but not right now. You have tattoos, I'm like, yeah,
she goes, but you want bigger ones, you want more
like no, not me. No, I don't thank you, though,
(03:46):
I'm like she just kept getting it wrong and wrong.
I actually wrote down stuff and I was like twenty
minutes into like a one hour reading with this woman,
and I was like, I'm going to stop writing this
down because this is not I'm checking out. I was
checked out of that one because I was like, you
have not like you're not whether she's good, real or not. Whatever.
You know, I do believe there's a lot that aren't fine.
I know that some people are sitting behind there fucking
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screens or cars listening to this and rolling their eyes
and they don't believe in that stuff. And that's fine.
But sometimes I think it actually can be really therapeutic
in a sense of like if you're struggling to find
purpose or find a partner, or you know, find a path,
sometimes it can be really nice to kind of believe
that everything's gonna work out, you know. So I choose
(04:30):
to take it on board when I want to. Anyway,
that lady didn't take any of it on board. Actually,
let me see what else she said. Oh, she goes,
oh your ex boyfriend. Lol, this is funny. She goes,
you fixed it, like, you know, made everything better, and
now it's really hard because he's just doing really well.
Like if you fixed it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, oh, I wish.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I may have temporarily fixed it for the time being.
But no, you're wrong. Everything she said. I was like,
you are wrong. Yeah, But the one that I really
really liked. I've never cried in a psychic before. Because Oh,
she also said I'm gonna get into a situation ship
with a younger batman. I go, Never in my life
will I go for a younger man. I'm the same,
(05:10):
And never in my life have I been in a situationship.
So I don't believe it's gonna happen in the next
couple months. Oh fuck, it just keeps getting worse. It's
so funny when they say this shit because you're behind
that screen going like girl like, she didn't bring up
on mention anything regarding New York or the traveling, which
I find like I tend not to bring that stuff
up in the hopes to maybe see if they pick
(05:30):
up on it. Therefore you believe them a bit more
if they can pick up in that sort of stuff.
And she didn't, and she goes, she goes, You're gonna
meet like your guy in like March or something after
this short term situationship with the younger man, and I'm
supposedly gonna have I'm gonna meet him Northern Queensland. I
don't think I've ever been to Northern Queensland, like Gold Coast.
(05:51):
That's like it, and she goes, like Early Beach. I'm like, okay.
I was like, I actually I'm going away though, Like
you know, so does that mean do you believe I'm
gonna meet him in Australia? She goes yeah, So she goes,
I think you need to take a little girl's trip
before New York to Elly Beach. Like, girl, just quit
what you're ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But it's also like, you could take a girl's trip
anywhere and probably meet it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But you're so specific on Ellly Beach. I'm like, I've
never been there in my life. I'm like, I'm sure
it's fucking beautiful, but I have no desire to take
a girl's trip to Early Beach. So if that's my man,
I'm sorry, Bud, you're gonna have to find someone else
because I am coming anyway. So it was just it
was funny, but I really didn't take any of that
on board because I just don't believe either she was good,
real or connected with me. One of the three no
(06:34):
idea this other one. I won't get too much into
it because I want to, like maybe the love side
of it, I won't get too much in. But what
was crazy was right at the beginning, she starts saying, like,
you really have to focus on your career right now,
and I'm like, fucking, I roll kill myself. This is
not what I want to hear. And then she goes,
but don't worry. I know it might be a little
bit far away, but your person's coming into August next year,
(06:56):
and to me, like what, that's fucking nine months away.
That's nothing to wait for, like someone that could potentially
be the one. And then she got Tarot cards. So right,
I've just said that. She pulled out a Tarot card
and it was the soul mate card.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So she's gone both roots.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She's gone both from fucking everywhere at this woman. And
I actually got really emotional because I think when you
want that for so long and you think about it
a lot, and you know it does weigh on you,
and seeing people in relationships and stuff, It's like, I
don't know, if that is a little bit of peace
that I can give myself and maybe even it'll take
the pressure off. And even then maybe I stopped thinking
about it, and maybe I end up meeting someone in
(07:31):
the meantime because I'm not paying attention to this stuff.
I don't know. I just she described him, and it's
my fucking dream man really, and I'm like, of course
he's tall, Tian, dark hair, European, lives in America or
will live in America. She believes I will live in
New York for like ever. She thinks Australia is a
pit stop for me, but we'll see. I have felt
(07:53):
like that in the last couple of years. But I'm
a homebody and I love my family and so my friends,
and I couldn't imagine being away from them. So I
think it would take a really special person, probably at
a place that I love, for me to want them
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Which is funny because I think you have built your
base here, Like I actually struggle to see you get
out of Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, I do think, but I've never wanted to live
anywhere else in Australia. Yeah, Melbourne is it for me
in Australia. Definitely.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah. I do feel like if in that instance you
were to move, it would kind of be for someone
or something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, I think I'll probably Well, I go for three
months live up my best single life. Then when I
go to Europe or this is guys. You guys are like,
what the fuck is wrong with this bitch. She's so
woo wo, but like, let me believe in something, you know.
Then I meet my man around my birthday, she said,
probably after my birthday, and then you never know, maybe
I'll spend the next three months with him before I
(08:45):
come home. And then I'm like, fuck, I could see
my life with that man. You never know. But he's
going to be older than me, which is nice. Like
four years. She pulled out the number four like four
times in a row and was like, yeah, four years older.
I'm like, amazing. I've had a couple psychics bring up,
by the way, this isn't something I do like weekly,
it's sounding like it does. That was they were very
close together, but that was just because I was like, fuck,
I forgot that exist. There so much fun, let me
(09:07):
book it in anyway, I have had a lot of
psychics say that the key to my heart with the
guy that I end up with is how good he
is with my brother, Because my brother's very important to
me and we have a, like, I think, a really
special relationship. So helping him and supporting him and kind
of bringing him out of his shell definitely would be
something that would make me fall in love with someone.
So the fact that she was as well is the best.
(09:29):
The fact that she mentioned that as well was crazy
kind of knew what I did. She didn't have my name,
by the way, but she thinks I did something entertainment,
you know, that sort of stuff. She was really incredible
and knew stuff about my family, stuff that you wouldn't
be able to google. Knew that I was going to
be in the States next year for an extended period,
which like I didn't mention to her. So I just thought,
(09:50):
you know, if it gives me a little bit of hope,
something to get excited for, you know, and even if
it's not real, which I'm not saying it is real
because I'm manifesting it, thinking about this dreamount of mind
and I'm manifesting it into existence at the same time
because I'm like thinking about it, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I mean, the way you're listing everything, it sounded like
a cruisy year for you.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, And she's like, you will know the moment you
meet this man. So she's like, just trust your instinct
because you go on a lot of dates and you're
always like, man, I don't know, like never ever have
I met someone I've been like, I really fucking like you.
I've always have really slow burned. She said that this
wasn't going to be that, so I think, I, yeah,
I'll just see how I go and oh, she goes,
I know, this seems like a lot of I'm saying
(10:32):
what you want to hear, and I go, do you
ever say that like someone isn't going to meet someone?
Or like you know, I said, I said he's tall,
And I'm like, do you ever go, oh, he's really short?
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Or you're always just given that? She goes, No, yeah,
I will always say like there I've told She goes,
I told someone today that he was going to be short.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It sucks for them, even with the dam thing. You're like,
please not go sleep page.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I want him to be tall and dead. But
she was like, I know, this seems really crazy, like
I'm kind of telling you what you want to hear,
Like it sounds like a bit of a fairy tuble.
She goes, that happens for something, and like good things
take time, and that's I do, really though, believe that
if I had gotten into a relationship any earlier, or
you know, I wouldn't have gone through what I've gone
through in the last year. I wouldn't have found my
(11:12):
peace though I have, and I wouldn't have decided I
wanted to live in New York. So I feel like
everything leads to a certain moment. I am a big
believer in like what's meant to be will be, So
stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'll let you guys know when I find him as
that well.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I feel like you've got me so convinced. I'm like,
all right, you've got nine months now left of single time.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But I agree, and I'm like, I'm so. All I
have to do is just focus on myself for these
nine months. Great seeing my psych every week. I'm going
to my sleep doctor. I just had an appointment right
before I came here. I think I could have a
form of narcolepsy, not the one that you just fall
asleep wherever. That narcolepsy like in movies. It's like when
people just like we'll fall asleep, like mid driving.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Like I've had this in a different contacts.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, so it's a sleep disorder, but there's many different types.
So I have to do a twenty four hours sleep
study in December, and so I go in at seven
and go to sleep with monitors, cameras, everything, and then
I wake up in the morning they give me breaky
wonder what it's going to be. I was like, con
I'm a menu, and then every two hours I have
(12:17):
to take a fifteen minute nap. How hard is that?
Like I sleep a lot, but I'm like, it's a
fucking fifteen minute nap on command.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's a commanding for me because I can't. I'm like
the opposite to you. I can't sleep like.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I wish they were more just like, why don't you
just lie there and whenever you fall asleep? Great, I
just fall asleep whenever you need to kind of think
verse like take a fifteen minute nap, right fucking now?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are you going to give me a medication?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's the thing. I'm like, I.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Can't though, because then that show that like would put
you into a deeper sleep than you'd probably otherwise be in.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah. So they just think my sleep isn't RESTful because
like I'll sleep fourteen hours and be like, what the fuck,
I'm so fucking tired. So and I've really started struggling
now with even driving, with how sleep. I am so
see and I've been like this forever, so like it'll
actually be really nice to have some sort of solution
with that. Secondly, these are all just life updates by
the way, guys, nothing too interesting. But second update is
(13:09):
I have chronic hives. I think it's chronic spontaneous UTU carrier,
I think is what it'spening. So I've had that for
eleven months now and.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We've been waiting for the updates.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We know what it is, we don't know how to
fix it, yeah, because we're now figuring out what's been
So it's basically I am itchy on my whole fucking
body except randomly my face forever for the last eleven months.
It started in January. I take four any historines a day.
Nothing seems to fix it. Like, even if I've had
it all four, I'm still like waking up in the
(13:40):
middle of the night with itch anyway. So we know
what it is now, but you can't fix it topically.
Like the only thing that potentially fixes hives either go
the way in its own or you take any histor meines.
That's clearly not working in my case. So we're trying
to figure out what it could be allergy wise, if
I've got any anything causing it. So for the next month,
I have to go on like a wouldn't say it's
(14:00):
a diet, but testing food. So first it's like, guys,
I feel like this is so boring, but like sometimes
like people care about this shit. It's interesting. Yeah, I
have to trust Brewers yeast for two days, so I
have to eat vegemite on crackers, like lots of vegemite
for two days. Itaches more, which to me, I'm like,
I am constantly itchy. I don't I'm nervous. I won't
(14:21):
be able to tell. Yeah, and you'll if it's affecting it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
But then you don't want like the actual thing to
fully trigger.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And I also don't want to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah anyway, Yeah fuck.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And then Baker's East, so bread and pizza for two
days for me. Yeah good two days, then mushrooms for
two days. Then just these pills, so four pills one
day on, one day off, and then I have to
order some yeast drop to put under my tongue three
times a day for like four days. Anyway, And once
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that is all said and done, if nothing is triggered,
it I get to look into an injection which could
potentially fix it. And I said to him, I'm like,
can we skip to the injection please?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I please, I'm done. It's been eleven months. Yeah, and
eleven months is a long fucking time to be itchy
everywhere all day.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And it's like, trust me, I'm getting injectables anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I might stick that needle in me added to
the less you can put it in my ass. I
don't care. Just get me out of this AnyWho.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's so intriguing because I got hives like two years ago.
It was only for like a month, and it was
like when I had severe anxiety, like I was really
struggling with something stress it also, yeahs on a Saturday,
I would wake up and just like go crazy. I
was like an addict.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah I look like an addict. Yeah, but no disrespect
to addicts.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, no, we love addicts here.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Do not judge. I'm finally trying to get everything short
of because I really want to go into next year
feeling like the best version of myself because I think
I've done so much work on myself this year. Yeah. Yeah,
so on who I am? You know who I'm around?
My boy, like you know my physical health, I have
(16:03):
lost a little bit away. I've been working really hard.
I exercise a lot. I've been doing portion control, you know,
it's how people lose weight. But I'm doing it healthily
and in a way I've never been able to achieve before.
A lot of people online are speculating that I am
on ozen pic or that I have developed an eating disorder.
(16:23):
Thank you for your concern, you know. I think it's
sweet that you guys do care and want to make
sure I'm okay. But please know that like I'm doing
it in a really healthy way. I'm really proud of myself.
I've never probably been in a HEALTHI es state in
my life. I've never been consistent with exercise. I've never
ever been able to control my portions of my food,
you know. And I'm still eating pasta every night. I'm
having it tonight, had it last night, had it the
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night before. So don't you worry. I'm just trying to
eat things. I can't eat a whole three quarters of
a box of pasta every time I have dinner, do
you know what I mean? That's not healthy either. So
I do think it's sweet that you guys are concerned,
but like, it's also I want you to know people
can lose weight healthily. They've been doing it for fucking
generations and I'm okay, but thank you for being concerned.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I can sew it Tessa as well, because we're the same.
I just I don't work out trying.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I never have. And also I never had the motivation
because I'm like, oh what, I've done two workouts and
I look at the exact same fuck this. But I
think in conjunction with everything else I'm doing, and bear
in mind, I do like m sculpt and fat Calve
and all these fucking sort of appointments at Silhouette Lab
above my gym, like, which I'd say was also contributing
probably to the fact that I do look a lot better.
But it's been easier to continue having seen progress.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, you know, it's just the room and mill of
it all. It's never entertained my mind for a mill
a second. It's such an extreme measure.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And also this way, how the fuck would I get
ozemp Yeah, I didn't even realize. It was like too
rampant in Australia to the point where you could get
it if you weren't like either diabetic or overweight. So
I do understand where the conzem comes from. And I think,
you know sweet that you guys want to make sure
I'm okay, But like there's also a level it's kind
of like I wouldn't say it's insulting, but it's kind
(18:05):
of like, okay, guys, can we squash it now? I'm
doing hopefully, I promise I'm good.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And it's the way people like enter that conversation because
there's concern and there's severe judgments.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
There's concern and there's judgment, and that's kind of all
I've got. Like, yes, there's so many girls that are
being like you look incredible, Like you know, what's the
work out routine? I'm like fucking met four times a week?
You know, Yeah, And I honestly think most of it's
probably come from my eating habits of change.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, and you're also not posting that four times a week?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, why would I who the fuck wants to see
me work out four times a week? Like I wouldn't
subject to you guys to watching me do that four
times a week. So it's like, yeah, I have a
life beyond what I post. Yeah, And I'm working hard
trying to get myself in a better place, and i'm
physically mentally and probably one of the better places I've
ever been. So because I think, like when your mental
health gets better, you're like, okay, now I actually can
(18:54):
I can start focusing on my physical health because I'm
feeling better.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's the best flow on the fact. And that's honestly,
trans transparently reason I haven't really gotten into working out
yet because there's a lot of things I want to
address mentally.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and mental was a priority. Yeah, so I completely
get that and that has to come first. Yeah. So
I think because I'm feeling better, feeling more stable, i
feel like I'm handling time better and I work better,
so I have more time in the day and I'm like,
fuck it, I'll do it in the morning so I
can just get out of bed earlier, start the day
off with that, and then I kind of it's yeah,
it's also it is a flaw on effect, and then
(19:27):
the met physical exercise helps your mental health. So it's like,
I just if we can try and squash this roma,
whoever's listening, I'm good. Yeah, so please just know that
I can back her.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Up she's good.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Secondly, I did also want to lightly address I had
a couple comments last week. I had Jazz on Love
her best Friend. I was being a little bit of
a bad host and I had interrupted her. I had
a lot of comments about me interrupting her. That is
never my intention. I know sometimes I do that. I'm
a talker, but I think maybe I must have done
it more on this episode than others. To be honest,
(20:02):
I can't even listen to it because I'm like scared.
I'll be like, oh my god, I'm embarrassed. So I'm
really sorry to all the listeners. Obviously, we love hearing
what Jazz has to say. We'll definitely get her on again.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I think it's love feedback, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, feedback's good. Also say the feedback nicely. I'm like,
be a fuckings, like, what are you doing? Like we
want to hear what she was saying. I'm like, guys,
it was an accident. AnyWho, it happens. We're not perfect.
I'll get there.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So should we get into some hear me out?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
All right, So we'll get into a listener hear me
out before we jump into part two of Housemaate Horror
Stories gay best friends should be allowed into the girl's
bathroom on a night out.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah. Absolutely. They're not attracted to anyone in there, do
you know what I mean? They're not creeping on the women. No,
And it's rude. I can't be like, Okay, we'll meet
you out there. We're just gonna go have fun in
the bathroom for twenty minutes and you can just meet
us out the front. It's mean. And can I say
I would bring you into like a disabled toilet if
I was going to a toilet, So why can't I just.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Bring you into the girls exactly? And like there have
been instances I had a girlfriends spewing all night in
this bathroom. She need yeah, and she can bringing me in.
But I think this is such a valid conversation as
gay guys. I also do think we're welcomed into areas
without even just like checking.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like I would never question or give a fuck if
I walked into a girl's bathroom and there was a
gay guy in there.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, And like people say to me, and I can agree,
they're like, oh, we know you're gay, But like I
do fear that the girl's going to walk in to
see a tall guy in there and be like, what
the fucks, I'm always.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
A little I don't think you have that problem.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay, I'm so glad to I'm really glad to hear
because that's like my main anxiety. Yeah, it's like randomly
this toilet had a couch in there, and I was
just so, is it it? No? But I do know
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You know there's a round couch in the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that was fun. No, this is like random.
I think I was in Brunswick. Oh yeah, but yeah,
I was sitting there. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm
just like here for a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Like it's so like if you just open your mouth,
they'll be like, oh good.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's just a smile. Yeah. So it's like a thing
I am wary of. But I'm just going to say, no,
one's had a problem and I'm only there to help.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I think if you apologize, if you are concerned
and you just say hey, like I'm really sorry, my
friend's really sick, and they'll be like, do not worry.
I wouldn't care if a man was in there's I'm
in a cubicle. You're not looking at me in the cubicle. Yes,
it's not ideal, like I don't want boys just waltzing in,
but like if the guys there with his girlfriend and
she's really sick, I'd like whatever, Yeah, help her. I
don't want to hold her hair, bat, I don't know her.
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You help her?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh yeah. And my other argument for it is content.
I always miss out on the mirror selfies.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, I'm outside and.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The bathroom chat like needed, I'm needed that.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're needed, You're accepting, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Case closed, case close.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Should we get into the submission?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
All right, guys, we are doing a part two of
Roommate horror Stories, which I love doing submission number one.
Hi is he? I thought i'd update you and a things.
Absolutely loving the episodes. You're killing it, Thank you, my love.
I had the story the other week where the naked
girl who moved up North. Okay, so that was two
weeks ago. We did Roommate Part one and we had
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one really long submission at the end that I had
like some poor girl that I had maybe five or
six like really shitty roommates. This is a continuation from that.
She moved to Newcastle, Oh, because I wandered North, meaning
runs it fits for North Melbourne or North Queensland. You
were right, and I'm pretty sure she's living her best
life and all the nude beaches, no doubt. Anyways, this
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is another one. Two separate housemates. Actually, who calls me
chaos at the same time, so strap in this one
is a real doozy. When I moved into the sharehouse,
I thought the worst thing I deal with was someone
eating my yogurt. Cute, innocent. Little did I know I
was basically signing up for a full time social experiment
on how long a sane person can survive in a
dysfunctional household. First up, John, John didn't just smoke weed.
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Weed was his lifestyle. Weed was his belief system. The
man up and sparked up before he even said good morning.
I swear he didn't run on blood. He run on THHC.
The whole house smelt like someone tried to turn it
into a forest fire, but only using marijuana. I fucking
hate the smell of weed. That's why, even being in
America like I do wheat smoke weed, don't care the
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smell of it. Though. I feel like it's like I'm
like not someone that's very used to it.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's conversation stopping as well. You're like, oh, that is
like week.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, but like I don't mind cigarette smoke, for example,
whereas a lot of people really hate that. I was
at a cafe the other day in Brunswick the way
they have the really ummy banana matches, like I fucking
drive like an hour to get it, and all of
a sudden, there were like all of us sitting outside
because it's kind of only an outside waiting area, it's
dunk of weed, and all of us look at each
other and just start laughing, being like what the fuck
was that? Like you could smell it, and it's so
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distinctive too. Then came the night of the green Out,
otherwise known as the moment I spiritually left my body.
John went outside absolutely cooked and exploded bombent all over
the pavement like some kind of malefaction and sprinkler. And
after that performance, he just walked away, didn't rint it,
didn't apologize, not even a slightly embarrassed my bad, just
block vomit home time Q kit Tina's dog entering the scene. No, guys,
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you're gonna die because my dog's eating my vomit.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I've got a sorry, not my own, on my own,
I've witnessed a dog eating a friend.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I like did everything I fucking could to prevent it.
Know that I tried, Know that I tried. I was
so drunk, I was so out of it. I just
had the biggest bowl of bolonnaise I'd ever eaten in
my life. Like I used to eat myself sick when
I was drunk. My food wasn't sitting well for a
couple of months, and it ended up being something wrong
with my medication. But yeah, I vomited on the floor accidentally,
and my dog was trying to eat it, and then
I was like, I put her outside. Oh, it was
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just fucking shit anyway, It's it's horrible and it's really sad.
But I did pretty well. Like I had just swallowed
the last bite of bolonaise and it came straight back
up like it was pretty well fresh fucking bolonaise. Yeah,
Like there was no bloody, stumming fluid in that bad
boy ell. Sorry, guys, that's a really gross good. Before
I could even process what was how, the poor dog
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started licking up the vomit buffet. Side note, I would
worry that it would get the dog high.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, it's like actual stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah. I yelled for teena, thinking she'd be horrified, but no,
she took one look, shrugged, and basically went, h protein,
that's fucking cruel. I've never had my soul leave my
body so fast. And the dog situation only got worse
from there. When Tina got bored or the dog anoidter.
She wouldn't walk him, play with him, or even re
home him. She would tie him to the pole in
the front like he was a bicycle, rain or shine.
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Not a care in the world. That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I get so s like we I lived near apartment
buildings and it's just like little dogs on the balcony.
It's just a yelping all day. I know, why have
the dog?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I know, like you're better off you can't afford like
someone with the backyard. That's fine, but maybe send the
dog to a home that he can like enjoy himself with.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The priority is the dog quality of life.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Come on, unless they're walking in every couple times a day,
which is fine, but anyway, not a care in the world.
If someone complained, she acted like we were dramatic. Then
came the week killer incident. The dog chewed into a
bottle of weed killer or not marijuana killer like weeds,
like grass weeds, in case anyone else was confused, I
panicked sprinted to get Tina, thinking she'd rush them to
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the vat. She didn't even stand up. She literally said,
he eats dumb shit all the time. He'll sleep it off.
You don't sleep off poisoned Tina. Meanwhile, the dog is
drooling and shaking like he's trying to load a windows update.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I didn't get that we're Apple girls.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And while this is all happening, John was running a
nightclub slash drug Dan out of his bedroom. Parties every
night based so loud the windows developed anxiety strangers sleeping
on the couch in the hallway on the stairs. I
don't know how you fucking could deal with that girl,
because my demonic side would be out real fucking quickly.
Yeah you know what I mean. Do not make my
living space unsafe or uncomfortable. Yeah, I go to my
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fast share of kick ons. I do. Will I ever
have them at my house? Absolutely fucking not, And I
have held strong and true to that since I moved
out two years ago. I've never hosted a kick ons.
I'm well done, thank you, because then I associate that
my house with the anxiety of having of kick ons.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You know what happened.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Anyway, I'm pretty sure one guy was asleep in the
laundry basket. At one point, I couldn't take a shower
without worrying someone's cousin was going to wonder and ask
to borrow rolling papers. After one especially bad night party,
roaring dog tied outside freezing, random man trying to microwave
a shoe. Yes, really happened. The rest of us banned
it together and said enough. We sat John and Tina
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down and told them they both needed to move out immediately.
They didn't argue, they didn't apologize. They acted like we
were inconveniencing them, which yeah you are, but like it's
you're fair enough in doing so. Tina grabbed her stuff,
her dog. Thank fuck, she actually know what I wish.
She left her dog and you could have kept it
and a plant. Ti'm ninety nine percent sure wasn't hers.
John tried to take my air fryer because he used
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it more by channeled years of rage in one sentence,
put it down, and with that they left the house
fell silent. No more smoke clouds. No more three am raves,
no more pole time for the dog. We scrubbed that
house like we were removing a curse, and then when
we were done, the vibe shifted. It felt safe again,
normal and quiet, and I promise myself something never again
will ignore red flags. And if someone smokes weed more
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than they drink water, if someone ties the dog to
a pole when they're tired of it, I'm running, not
walking out the door. Safe to say, I now live
in apartment by myself, and I'm loving it. Girl. Yeah, Wow,
roommates are not for you. I'm sorry. I don't even
know how I would handle that situation, but I think
at least you probably have more patience than I have.
Order roommates not for you, Like, yeah, people look great
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like that, Like I think I would have dipped before that,
do you know what I mean? Like you know how
you make them leave? That's lucky that they did, but
like I would have been like I'm fucking out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, fuck all of you. And it's like, literally, what's
the easiest here? Do I have to think through how
three people are going to live? Or do I just
remove myself?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah? Because fucks. Some people have no consideration they should
not half housemads ever submission too. Here we go. My
best friend and I moved into a sharehouse at the
start of this year with these random girls we met
on flatmates. We got weird vibes from the start, but
just ignored it because I didn't want to be a
judging bitch. You know what, Sometimes those weird vibes and
that judging bitch energy is your intuition telling you to
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fucking get out. This one girl, as soon as we
met her, trauma dumped on us and said if we
ever crossed her, she'd slashed our tires. It's a great
fucking start at that point, my new best friend. Now
we're planning to avoid her until we could find it
a new place. One night, we woke up at two
am to massive banging on the door next to mine.
It was her room and it was the police. Lucky
for the cheap, paper thin walls, we heard the whole thing.
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She was getting arrested for breaching an AVO from a
guy she met on Tinder who she was talking. What's
an ABO like a restraining order? Yeah? Wow? What does
it stand for? Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Apprehensive violence order? I think it's now a DVO apprehensive
domestic violence.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
AVO meaning photos of avocados, but it says apprehended order.
Why is there if I ever have overs.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
With the soft visuals?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
She had told us she was dating this guy let's
call him Max, for a long time, and she was
going to his house for dates. Little did we know
they weren't dating at all. She was driving to his
house every day to stalk him. The police literally said
through the walls they would have heard this. Sending four
hundred to five hundred textans a night isn't normal behavior.
Who has the fucking time? Girl wouldn't even be able
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to shower.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
She is a hustler.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, I wish I was that dedicated to anything in
my life. Let's say my best friend I moved out
within the next week and now live in our gorgeous home,
just us in our other Bessie in our early twenties.
Definitely one. Sorry. I love to tell well drunk, I
lived to the stalker.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's great. It's like you didn't get the complete brunt
of her, but you got the tea and drama.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah. Absolutely, fucking people like that are stalkers are so scary.
It's like they literally I've actually randomly. The last two
couple of true crimes podcasts I've listened to, like Going
to Bed, have been about stalkers. They like lose such
a reality, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And they're so secretive, like it's actually not that obvious,
so they're that preoccupied.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And a lot of times you're like, I remember someone
was saying that she I saw a TikTok and a
girl walked out of her apartment and there was a
man standing right in front of her door, facing her door,
and she kind of went back inside really suddenly, and
then opened the door a bit again and was like hello,
and he's like, oh, hi, and he just kind of
was like talking to her, but she was like kind
of like, why are you standing here? She didn't think
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much of it at the start. Anyway, he ended up
watching her, said she looked like his daughters or something,
and everyone was like, that's really creepy. And everyone said,
that's your stalker. But you've only just met him, meaning
like he has probably been watching you for a lot
longer than that, you know, and that is so fucking scary,
And like police, I hate they, Oh we can't do
anything in this. They actually hurt you.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh great, until the person's dad.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, until they hurt me then what Yeah? Fucking restraining
orders do nothing for stalkers, though, do you know what
I mean? Do you think they care? Look at what
them do.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You know nothing's stopping.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
No? I think fucking stop it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You're not allowed to do this. They want to do
it more.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's so scary. I feel so terrible for anyone who
lives their life and like fear of someone like that.
Submission Iree. This is an incredibly wild story. Can't fucking wait?
All right? So I found this place on flatmates. Looks
that you guys need to stop using flatmates. Sorry. The
girl I was messaging seemed lovely. The place was decorated beautifully,
and it was close to work, so I thought i'd
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go and see it. Upon arrival, she let me inside
and was friendly. In that conversation. She did seem nice,
but didn't let it but didn't necessarily strike me as
the social type more reserved, and it did not look
like she was twenty eight, But I mean, who am
I to judge? I was twenty five at the time.
I'm now twenty seven, so she obviously said she was
twenty eight, but she doesn't. Okay, okay. I moved in
and another young guy lived there and we started to
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develop a friendship in a bond. He worked away a lot,
so I spent a lot of time by myself as
the girl let's call her Jess, wasn't social and hid
in her room. One evening, I was walking down the
driveway and ended up speaking to the neighbors. They warn
me that seven people had moved out in the time
frame of the least being active, which was only ten months.
Fucking help. They explained that a lot of the people
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who moved out experienced strange and disturbing behavior. Hmm, what's coming.
They gave me their number in case of an emergency.
That's really sweet. Obviously, because of this, I was really anxious.
So when the other housemate let's call him Josh, Josh
and I hung out a lot at home, having dinner,
watching movies, just talking. I hope this turns into a
little side love story. To be honest, we had a
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lot in common in regards to hobbies and music. Jess
was very jealous and started making unusual comments like, oh,
is your housemate not home tonight? And Oh, I thought
that was you in Josh's room when he had a
friend over, and suddenly she started to be nasty to Josh.
She complained about him, even just small things like cleaning.
Josh told me she did the same thing to the
previous housemate before I moved in. Just exhibited a lot
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of strange behavior, being disruptive, late at night, door slamming,
cooking late at night, annoying. She opened all the windows
and doors after someone had cooked, even in winter when
it was freezing. And I wouldn't allow us to put
things in the bin. If we had a packet of
something that happed me in it, we'd have to put
it in the freezer. So our freezer was quite literally
a bin. Wait what the fun?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Was so confused?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Like I opened a raw chicken packet and you want
me to put the packet in the bin? I mean
in the freezer, not the bin. How long is it
get to stay in that?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But like, what's the theory behind me?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Why? Now my freeze is fucking dirty?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
And would sting?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, she was not aware of others and filled our
eyestray with tomato pace when she knew I used the
ice compartment a lot, which why Additionally, she spoke about
a lot of her old housemates and knew every single,
tiny little detail about them, which I thought was a
red flag. She admitted to talking them on social media
and going through their rooms. That's a fucking not something
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you admit to. She'd even bring up in conversation things
about me that I had never told her, which was scary.
So originally she said she was twenty eight. Then in
conversation she was thirty two, and I said to Joseph,
I think she's older, but she kept mentioning years she
lived in x y Z and now she went to
UNI back in x y Z. And I thought, there
is no way she is thirty two. Jess was planning
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on buying a house and she was in the process
of getting alone, so she had to get print outs
of her ID. Josh walked passed her room and saw
a forty copy of her passport on the floor. She
took a photo of the birthday and we were right.
She was forty four. No, forty four year old looks
twenty eight, Like, why can't you just say you're forty four.
I'd probably rather live with like a mom sort of
forty four year old that's going to like be responsible
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and clean and cook and make me nice dinners than
a fucking twenty eight year old weirdo.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
A huge age guy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, thirty two and thirty eight twenty it's fine, but
also like, why are you lying? Josh messaged me, and
I was out of the house and when I found
that out, I had a panic attack at the shops
because how could I trust her? It's disturbing that she
only brings in students and travelers into her house. It
sounds like she's a bit of a max murderer. To
be honest, Josh was starting to not like living there
and was on edge. She decided to quit his job,
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move out, and go traveling for a while. When moving out,
she got quite aggressive with him. I won't mentioned too much,
but she was very much out of line. Well, I
wish you would mention more because I like to know
the details. Girls. He managed to leave safely, but of
course she played the victim and labeled him as unhinged
and unstable. I never mentioned anything to her. I just
played it cool while I quietly looked for somewhere else.
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Jess was going on holiday at Bali, so I thought
this is my perfect time to leave, so I packed
my things sent her a message and left. I never
heard from her again. She's been blocked. But yeah, sometimes
housemates can be a hit or miss. Fuck, that's the
understatement of the year.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
That's like the most unsettling one out of all of them,
I think, because.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's just like I hate that we don't know why
she lied.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, and it's like, you actually can hide some aspects
of your life to your housemaids. I'm okay with that,
but like lying about your whole identity, and just like
the amount of people she had in and out, I'm like,
what's about to happen?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Like you are clearly the problem.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
But this is also like the Netflix documentary.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, well she's about to hit a breaking point. Yeah,
something's gonna happen, and I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
And this is her years of practice and then we're
about to watch whatever this results.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, and I do agree that it is unsettling that
a forty four year old woman would own only I
have younger people living there. Like I'm not saying I
just think it's a weird energy that she wouldn't even
be comfortable with people her own age, Like anyone that's like, oh,
only younger than me, I'm like, why can't you have
people your own age. What's wrong with you? Freak?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I'm like, yeah, please keep us posted, there is anything
you can send back.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm like, can we unblock her? And like ask her
why she led.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Has been on a podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah? Do she want to come on my podcast? All right, guys,
I love you so much, Thank you for listening. I
will make a conscious effort to be less interrupting of
my guests in future, and I will keep you updated
on what's going on with my body, my sleep, love,
my love. All right, bye,
Hello, and welcome back to hear me out, guys. I
am going to meet my husband next year. So well, like,
psych what the fuck you talking about? Psychic? Yes, I
saw too. Weirdly enough, I know that sounds crazy, like
(00:20):
I'm hunting for the answers, but there was one I
really really wanted to see, and I had it booked
in for like a couple of weeks time, and then
her friend was like, oh, I saw this psychic. She
was great. I was like, fuck it, like I'm on
as old book her. And in the meantime, while I'm
waiting for this like amazing one that Chrissy loves, Christy Padolum,
we know her. She like predicted someone's like random pregnancy announcement,
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like as in they didn't want to be pregnant. I
had no intention of being pregnant, and she predicted there.
Oh she also Chrissy was saying that I hope she
doesn't mind. This is nothing like heavy, but she was
went there a couple of years ago, maybe for the
first time, and she didn't really know what she wanted
to do at that point and wasn't really working anywhere
she really liked. And the psychic said, you know, you're
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going to get a new job around June, like it'll
start around in June. Chris is like, okay, to tell
me more, and the lady's like, you'll be working in
teams of four. You're going to be doing presentations. And
Chrissy's like, presentations, girl, I need an education from that.
And she was like, do I need an education, you know,
for this job? And they're like, no, they'll train you.
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Because she's like, okay, great. Maybe five months later in April,
she's applying to be a flight attendant and she's like,
if I get this job, when does the training start?
First of June. She's in teams of four flight attendants,
presenting the safety briefing every day. Oh crazy, And she
never thought that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wait, so Christy was a flight girl.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Chris, he's been fucking everything.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh my god. I wish I like Christy has had.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
She has lived many alves, I swear. I don't know
if she probably wouldn't care about say this. I think's hilarious.
She was a worked in a prison, a male prison.
I'm like, imagine someone that looks like Chrissy walking into
a male prison. That would be like they would be
like on a heat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Break something up or get in between.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
She wasn't a guard.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Anyway, I just thought, how crazy is that? So I
was really excited. Look, I am a believer in it,
but I also am very I'm somewhat realistic in the
sense of like, if I don't believe they're saying stuff
that resonates with me, I won't take it. So what
I thought was really funny is, yes, I saw an
amazing one a couple of days ago, but the one
I saw before was just a phone call. And I'm like,
I honestly do it because it's a bit of fun sometimes,
and I hadn't heard too many things about this one,
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but I was like, fuck it. Saturday morning, I'm down
at the beach. I'm not doing anything. I'll just book
him with this lady. And she's like, hmm, I'm feeling
like you work in the government in a big building
with the government. Not quite. She goes, you know, and
I just need you to know that you need to
make sure you take your lunch break every day and
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you're drinking lots of water even if the building's air conditioned.
I'm thinking, girl, you've connected to someone.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Else, because this is not me, you're drinking a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm drinking a lot of water. But I'm like, this
is not me. I don't work for the fucking government.
She goes, I think she thought I was. Like she
kept bringing up exercise and fitness and muscles, and like,
I think she maybe I've got a deep voice and
over the phone. This a phone one, And to be fair,
I don't really like them. I don't believe you can
really connect with someone over a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It still does a possibility, there is, you know, And.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If I liked what she said, I'd fucking tarry it on.
But I'm like, this chick had no idea who I was.
And she's like, oh, you're really like musty and strong,
and I'm like, I wouldn't say I'm mustli Maybe one day,
but not right now. You have tattoos, I'm like, yeah,
she goes, but you want bigger ones, you want more
like no, not me. No, I don't thank you, though,
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I'm like she just kept getting it wrong and wrong.
I actually wrote down stuff and I was like twenty
minutes into like a one hour reading with this woman,
and I was like, I'm going to stop writing this
down because this is not I'm checking out. I was
checked out of that one because I was like, you
have not like you're not whether she's good, real or not. Whatever.
You know, I do believe there's a lot that aren't fine.
I know that some people are sitting behind there fucking
(04:08):
screens or cars listening to this and rolling their eyes
and they don't believe in that stuff. And that's fine.
But sometimes I think it actually can be really therapeutic
in a sense of like if you're struggling to find
purpose or find a partner, or you know, find a path,
sometimes it can be really nice to kind of believe
that everything's gonna work out, you know. So I choose
(04:30):
to take it on board when I want to. Anyway,
that lady didn't take any of it on board. Actually,
let me see what else she said. Oh, she goes,
oh your ex boyfriend. Lol, this is funny. She goes,
you fixed it, like, you know, made everything better, and
now it's really hard because he's just doing really well.
Like if you fixed it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, oh, I wish.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I may have temporarily fixed it for the time being.
But no, you're wrong. Everything she said. I was like,
you are wrong. Yeah, But the one that I really
really liked. I've never cried in a psychic before. Because Oh,
she also said I'm gonna get into a situation ship
with a younger batman. I go, Never in my life
will I go for a younger man. I'm the same,
(05:10):
And never in my life have I been in a situationship.
So I don't believe it's gonna happen in the next
couple months. Oh fuck, it just keeps getting worse. It's
so funny when they say this shit because you're behind
that screen going like girl like, she didn't bring up
on mention anything regarding New York or the traveling, which
I find like I tend not to bring that stuff
up in the hopes to maybe see if they pick
(05:30):
up on it. Therefore you believe them a bit more
if they can pick up in that sort of stuff.
And she didn't, and she goes, she goes, You're gonna
meet like your guy in like March or something after
this short term situationship with the younger man, and I'm
supposedly gonna have I'm gonna meet him Northern Queensland. I
don't think I've ever been to Northern Queensland, like Gold Coast.
(05:51):
That's like it, and she goes, like Early Beach. I'm like, okay.
I was like, I actually I'm going away though, Like
you know, so does that mean do you believe I'm
gonna meet him in Australia? She goes yeah, So she goes,
I think you need to take a little girl's trip
before New York to Elly Beach. Like, girl, just quit
what you're ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
But it's also like, you could take a girl's trip
anywhere and probably meet it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But you're so specific on Ellly Beach. I'm like, I've
never been there in my life. I'm like, I'm sure
it's fucking beautiful, but I have no desire to take
a girl's trip to Early Beach. So if that's my man,
I'm sorry, Bud, you're gonna have to find someone else
because I am coming anyway. So it was just it
was funny, but I really didn't take any of that
on board because I just don't believe either she was good,
real or connected with me. One of the three no
(06:34):
idea this other one. I won't get too much into
it because I want to, like maybe the love side
of it, I won't get too much in. But what
was crazy was right at the beginning, she starts saying, like,
you really have to focus on your career right now,
and I'm like, fucking, I roll kill myself. This is
not what I want to hear. And then she goes,
but don't worry. I know it might be a little
bit far away, but your person's coming into August next year,
(06:56):
and to me, like what, that's fucking nine months away.
That's nothing to wait for, like someone that could potentially
be the one. And then she got Tarot cards. So right,
I've just said that. She pulled out a Tarot card
and it was the soul mate card.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So she's gone both roots.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
She's gone both from fucking everywhere at this woman. And
I actually got really emotional because I think when you
want that for so long and you think about it
a lot, and you know it does weigh on you,
and seeing people in relationships and stuff, It's like, I
don't know, if that is a little bit of peace
that I can give myself and maybe even it'll take
the pressure off. And even then maybe I stopped thinking
about it, and maybe I end up meeting someone in
(07:31):
the meantime because I'm not paying attention to this stuff.
I don't know. I just she described him, and it's
my fucking dream man really, and I'm like, of course
he's tall, Tian, dark hair, European, lives in America or
will live in America. She believes I will live in
New York for like ever. She thinks Australia is a
pit stop for me, but we'll see. I have felt
(07:53):
like that in the last couple of years. But I'm
a homebody and I love my family and so my friends,
and I couldn't imagine being away from them. So I
think it would take a really special person, probably at
a place that I love, for me to want them
somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Which is funny because I think you have built your
base here, Like I actually struggle to see you get
out of Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, I do think, but I've never wanted to live
anywhere else in Australia. Yeah, Melbourne is it for me
in Australia. Definitely.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah. I do feel like if in that instance you
were to move, it would kind of be for someone
or something.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, I think I'll probably Well, I go for three
months live up my best single life. Then when I
go to Europe or this is guys. You guys are like,
what the fuck is wrong with this bitch. She's so
woo wo, but like, let me believe in something, you know.
Then I meet my man around my birthday, she said,
probably after my birthday, and then you never know, maybe
I'll spend the next three months with him before I
(08:45):
come home. And then I'm like, fuck, I could see
my life with that man. You never know. But he's
going to be older than me, which is nice. Like
four years. She pulled out the number four like four
times in a row and was like, yeah, four years older.
I'm like, amazing. I've had a couple psychics bring up,
by the way, this isn't something I do like weekly,
it's sounding like it does. That was they were very
close together, but that was just because I was like, fuck,
I forgot that exist. There so much fun, let me
(09:07):
book it in anyway, I have had a lot of
psychics say that the key to my heart with the
guy that I end up with is how good he
is with my brother, Because my brother's very important to
me and we have a, like, I think, a really
special relationship. So helping him and supporting him and kind
of bringing him out of his shell definitely would be
something that would make me fall in love with someone.
So the fact that she was as well is the best.
(09:29):
The fact that she mentioned that as well was crazy
kind of knew what I did. She didn't have my name,
by the way, but she thinks I did something entertainment,
you know, that sort of stuff. She was really incredible
and knew stuff about my family, stuff that you wouldn't
be able to google. Knew that I was going to
be in the States next year for an extended period,
which like I didn't mention to her. So I just thought,
(09:50):
you know, if it gives me a little bit of hope,
something to get excited for, you know, and even if
it's not real, which I'm not saying it is real
because I'm manifesting it, thinking about this dreamount of mind
and I'm manifesting it into existence at the same time
because I'm like thinking about it, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I mean, the way you're listing everything, it sounded like
a cruisy year for you.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, And she's like, you will know the moment you
meet this man. So she's like, just trust your instinct
because you go on a lot of dates and you're
always like, man, I don't know, like never ever have
I met someone I've been like, I really fucking like you.
I've always have really slow burned. She said that this
wasn't going to be that, so I think, I, yeah,
I'll just see how I go and oh, she goes,
I know, this seems like a lot of I'm saying
(10:32):
what you want to hear, and I go, do you
ever say that like someone isn't going to meet someone?
Or like you know, I said, I said he's tall,
And I'm like, do you ever go, oh, he's really short?
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Or you're always just given that? She goes, No, yeah,
I will always say like there I've told She goes,
I told someone today that he was going to be short.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It sucks for them, even with the dam thing. You're like,
please not go sleep page.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, I want him to be tall and dead. But
she was like, I know, this seems really crazy, like
I'm kind of telling you what you want to hear,
Like it sounds like a bit of a fairy tuble.
She goes, that happens for something, and like good things
take time, and that's I do, really though, believe that
if I had gotten into a relationship any earlier, or
you know, I wouldn't have gone through what I've gone
through in the last year. I wouldn't have found my
(11:12):
peace though I have, and I wouldn't have decided I
wanted to live in New York. So I feel like
everything leads to a certain moment. I am a big
believer in like what's meant to be will be, So
stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'll let you guys know when I find him as
that well.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I feel like you've got me so convinced. I'm like,
all right, you've got nine months now left of single time.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But I agree, and I'm like, I'm so. All I
have to do is just focus on myself for these
nine months. Great seeing my psych every week. I'm going
to my sleep doctor. I just had an appointment right
before I came here. I think I could have a
form of narcolepsy, not the one that you just fall
asleep wherever. That narcolepsy like in movies. It's like when
people just like we'll fall asleep, like mid driving.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Like I've had this in a different contacts.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, so it's a sleep disorder, but there's many different types.
So I have to do a twenty four hours sleep
study in December, and so I go in at seven
and go to sleep with monitors, cameras, everything, and then
I wake up in the morning they give me breaky
wonder what it's going to be. I was like, con
I'm a menu, and then every two hours I have
(12:17):
to take a fifteen minute nap. How hard is that?
Like I sleep a lot, but I'm like, it's a
fucking fifteen minute nap on command.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's a commanding for me because I can't. I'm like
the opposite to you. I can't sleep like.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I wish they were more just like, why don't you
just lie there and whenever you fall asleep? Great, I
just fall asleep whenever you need to kind of think
verse like take a fifteen minute nap, right fucking now?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are you going to give me a medication?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
That's the thing. I'm like, I.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Can't though, because then that show that like would put
you into a deeper sleep than you'd probably otherwise be in.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah. So they just think my sleep isn't RESTful because
like I'll sleep fourteen hours and be like, what the fuck,
I'm so fucking tired. So and I've really started struggling
now with even driving, with how sleep. I am so
see and I've been like this forever, so like it'll
actually be really nice to have some sort of solution
with that. Secondly, these are all just life updates by
the way, guys, nothing too interesting. But second update is
(13:09):
I have chronic hives. I think it's chronic spontaneous UTU carrier,
I think is what it'spening. So I've had that for
eleven months now and.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
We've been waiting for the updates.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We know what it is, we don't know how to
fix it, yeah, because we're now figuring out what's been
So it's basically I am itchy on my whole fucking
body except randomly my face forever for the last eleven months.
It started in January. I take four any historines a day.
Nothing seems to fix it. Like, even if I've had
it all four, I'm still like waking up in the
(13:40):
middle of the night with itch anyway. So we know
what it is now, but you can't fix it topically.
Like the only thing that potentially fixes hives either go
the way in its own or you take any histor meines.
That's clearly not working in my case. So we're trying
to figure out what it could be allergy wise, if
I've got any anything causing it. So for the next month,
I have to go on like a wouldn't say it's
(14:00):
a diet, but testing food. So first it's like, guys,
I feel like this is so boring, but like sometimes
like people care about this shit. It's interesting. Yeah, I
have to trust Brewers yeast for two days, so I
have to eat vegemite on crackers, like lots of vegemite
for two days. Itaches more, which to me, I'm like,
I am constantly itchy. I don't I'm nervous. I won't
(14:21):
be able to tell. Yeah, and you'll if it's affecting it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
But then you don't want like the actual thing to
fully trigger.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And I also don't want to be itchy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah anyway, Yeah fuck.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And then Baker's East, so bread and pizza for two
days for me. Yeah good two days, then mushrooms for
two days. Then just these pills, so four pills one
day on, one day off, and then I have to
order some yeast drop to put under my tongue three
times a day for like four days. Anyway, And once
(14:51):
that is all said and done, if nothing is triggered,
it I get to look into an injection which could
potentially fix it. And I said to him, I'm like,
can we skip to the injection please?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I please, I'm done. It's been eleven months. Yeah, and
eleven months is a long fucking time to be itchy
everywhere all day.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And it's like, trust me, I'm getting injectables anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I might stick that needle in me added to
the less you can put it in my ass. I
don't care. Just get me out of this AnyWho.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's so intriguing because I got hives like two years ago.
It was only for like a month, and it was
like when I had severe anxiety, like I was really
struggling with something stress it also, yeahs on a Saturday,
I would wake up and just like go crazy. I
was like an addict.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah I look like an addict. Yeah, but no disrespect
to addicts.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, no, we love addicts here.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Do not judge. I'm finally trying to get everything short
of because I really want to go into next year
feeling like the best version of myself because I think
I've done so much work on myself this year. Yeah. Yeah,
so on who I am? You know who I'm around?
My boy, like you know my physical health, I have
(16:03):
lost a little bit away. I've been working really hard.
I exercise a lot. I've been doing portion control, you know,
it's how people lose weight. But I'm doing it healthily
and in a way I've never been able to achieve before.
A lot of people online are speculating that I am
on ozen pic or that I have developed an eating disorder.
(16:23):
Thank you for your concern, you know. I think it's
sweet that you guys do care and want to make
sure I'm okay. But please know that like I'm doing
it in a really healthy way. I'm really proud of myself.
I've never probably been in a HEALTHI es state in
my life. I've never been consistent with exercise. I've never
ever been able to control my portions of my food,
you know. And I'm still eating pasta every night. I'm
having it tonight, had it last night, had it the
(16:45):
night before. So don't you worry. I'm just trying to
eat things. I can't eat a whole three quarters of
a box of pasta every time I have dinner, do
you know what I mean? That's not healthy either. So
I do think it's sweet that you guys are concerned,
but like, it's also I want you to know people
can lose weight healthily. They've been doing it for fucking
generations and I'm okay, but thank you for being concerned.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I can sew it Tessa as well, because we're the same.
I just I don't work out trying.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I never have. And also I never had the motivation
because I'm like, oh what, I've done two workouts and
I look at the exact same fuck this. But I
think in conjunction with everything else I'm doing, and bear
in mind, I do like m sculpt and fat Calve
and all these fucking sort of appointments at Silhouette Lab
above my gym, like, which I'd say was also contributing
probably to the fact that I do look a lot better.
But it's been easier to continue having seen progress.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, you know, it's just the room and mill of
it all. It's never entertained my mind for a mill
a second. It's such an extreme measure.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And also this way, how the fuck would I get
ozemp Yeah, I didn't even realize. It was like too
rampant in Australia to the point where you could get
it if you weren't like either diabetic or overweight. So
I do understand where the conzem comes from. And I think,
you know sweet that you guys want to make sure
I'm okay, But like there's also a level it's kind
of like I wouldn't say it's insulting, but it's kind
(18:05):
of like, okay, guys, can we squash it now? I'm
doing hopefully, I promise I'm good.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And it's the way people like enter that conversation because
there's concern and there's severe judgments.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
There's concern and there's judgment, and that's kind of all
I've got. Like, yes, there's so many girls that are
being like you look incredible, Like you know, what's the
work out routine? I'm like fucking met four times a week?
You know, Yeah, And I honestly think most of it's
probably come from my eating habits of change.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, and you're also not posting that four times a week?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, why would I who the fuck wants to see
me work out four times a week? Like I wouldn't
subject to you guys to watching me do that four
times a week. So it's like, yeah, I have a
life beyond what I post. Yeah, And I'm working hard
trying to get myself in a better place, and i'm
physically mentally and probably one of the better places I've
ever been. So because I think, like when your mental
health gets better, you're like, okay, now I actually can
(18:54):
I can start focusing on my physical health because I'm
feeling better.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's the best flow on the fact. And that's honestly,
trans transparently reason I haven't really gotten into working out
yet because there's a lot of things I want to
address mentally.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and mental was a priority. Yeah, so I completely
get that and that has to come first. Yeah. So
I think because I'm feeling better, feeling more stable, i
feel like I'm handling time better and I work better,
so I have more time in the day and I'm like,
fuck it, I'll do it in the morning so I
can just get out of bed earlier, start the day
off with that, and then I kind of it's yeah,
it's also it is a flaw on effect, and then
(19:27):
the met physical exercise helps your mental health. So it's like,
I just if we can try and squash this roma,
whoever's listening, I'm good. Yeah, so please just know that
I can back her.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Up she's good.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Secondly, I did also want to lightly address I had
a couple comments last week. I had Jazz on Love
her best Friend. I was being a little bit of
a bad host and I had interrupted her. I had
a lot of comments about me interrupting her. That is
never my intention. I know sometimes I do that. I'm
a talker, but I think maybe I must have done
it more on this episode than others. To be honest,
(20:02):
I can't even listen to it because I'm like scared.
I'll be like, oh my god, I'm embarrassed. So I'm
really sorry to all the listeners. Obviously, we love hearing
what Jazz has to say. We'll definitely get her on again.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I think it's love feedback, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, feedback's good. Also say the feedback nicely. I'm like,
be a fuckings, like, what are you doing? Like we
want to hear what she was saying. I'm like, guys,
it was an accident. AnyWho, it happens. We're not perfect.
I'll get there.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So should we get into some hear me out?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Please?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
All right, So we'll get into a listener hear me
out before we jump into part two of Housemaate Horror
Stories gay best friends should be allowed into the girl's
bathroom on a night out.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah. Absolutely. They're not attracted to anyone in there, do
you know what I mean? They're not creeping on the women. No,
And it's rude. I can't be like, Okay, we'll meet
you out there. We're just gonna go have fun in
the bathroom for twenty minutes and you can just meet
us out the front. It's mean. And can I say
I would bring you into like a disabled toilet if
I was going to a toilet, So why can't I just.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Bring you into the girls exactly? And like there have
been instances I had a girlfriends spewing all night in
this bathroom. She need yeah, and she can bringing me in.
But I think this is such a valid conversation as
gay guys. I also do think we're welcomed into areas
without even just like checking.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like I would never question or give a fuck if
I walked into a girl's bathroom and there was a
gay guy in there.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, And like people say to me, and I can agree,
they're like, oh, we know you're gay, But like I
do fear that the girl's going to walk in to
see a tall guy in there and be like, what
the fucks, I'm always.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
A little I don't think you have that problem.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Okay, I'm so glad to I'm really glad to hear
because that's like my main anxiety. Yeah, it's like randomly
this toilet had a couch in there, and I was
just so, is it it? No? But I do know
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You know there's a round couch in the middle.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that was fun. No, this is like random.
I think I was in Brunswick. Oh yeah, but yeah,
I was sitting there. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm
just like here for a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Like it's so like if you just open your mouth,
they'll be like, oh good.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's just a smile. Yeah. So it's like a thing
I am wary of. But I'm just going to say, no,
one's had a problem and I'm only there to help.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And I think if you apologize, if you are concerned
and you just say hey, like I'm really sorry, my
friend's really sick, and they'll be like, do not worry.
I wouldn't care if a man was in there's I'm
in a cubicle. You're not looking at me in the cubicle. Yes,
it's not ideal, like I don't want boys just waltzing in,
but like if the guys there with his girlfriend and
she's really sick, I'd like whatever, Yeah, help her. I
don't want to hold her hair, bat, I don't know her.
(22:30):
You help her?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh yeah. And my other argument for it is content.
I always miss out on the mirror selfies.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, I'm outside and.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The bathroom chat like needed, I'm needed that.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You're needed, You're accepting, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Case closed, case close.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Should we get into the submission?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
All right, guys, we are doing a part two of
Roommate horror Stories, which I love doing submission number one.
Hi is he? I thought i'd update you and a things.
Absolutely loving the episodes. You're killing it, Thank you, my love.
I had the story the other week where the naked
girl who moved up North. Okay, so that was two
weeks ago. We did Roommate Part one and we had
(23:12):
one really long submission at the end that I had
like some poor girl that I had maybe five or
six like really shitty roommates. This is a continuation from that.
She moved to Newcastle, Oh, because I wandered North, meaning
runs it fits for North Melbourne or North Queensland. You
were right, and I'm pretty sure she's living her best
life and all the nude beaches, no doubt. Anyways, this
(23:33):
is another one. Two separate housemates. Actually, who calls me
chaos at the same time, so strap in this one
is a real doozy. When I moved into the sharehouse,
I thought the worst thing I deal with was someone
eating my yogurt. Cute, innocent. Little did I know I
was basically signing up for a full time social experiment
on how long a sane person can survive in a
dysfunctional household. First up, John, John didn't just smoke weed.
(23:55):
Weed was his lifestyle. Weed was his belief system. The
man up and sparked up before he even said good morning.
I swear he didn't run on blood. He run on THHC.
The whole house smelt like someone tried to turn it
into a forest fire, but only using marijuana. I fucking
hate the smell of weed. That's why, even being in
America like I do wheat smoke weed, don't care the
(24:16):
smell of it. Though. I feel like it's like I'm
like not someone that's very used to it.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's conversation stopping as well. You're like, oh, that is
like week.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, but like I don't mind cigarette smoke, for example,
whereas a lot of people really hate that. I was
at a cafe the other day in Brunswick the way
they have the really ummy banana matches, like I fucking
drive like an hour to get it, and all of
a sudden, there were like all of us sitting outside
because it's kind of only an outside waiting area, it's
dunk of weed, and all of us look at each
other and just start laughing, being like what the fuck
was that? Like you could smell it, and it's so
(24:45):
distinctive too. Then came the night of the green Out,
otherwise known as the moment I spiritually left my body.
John went outside absolutely cooked and exploded bombent all over
the pavement like some kind of malefaction and sprinkler. And
after that performance, he just walked away, didn't rint it,
didn't apologize, not even a slightly embarrassed my bad, just
block vomit home time Q kit Tina's dog entering the scene. No, guys,
(25:09):
you're gonna die because my dog's eating my vomit.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I've got a sorry, not my own, on my own,
I've witnessed a dog eating a friend.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I like did everything I fucking could to prevent it.
Know that I tried, Know that I tried. I was
so drunk, I was so out of it. I just
had the biggest bowl of bolonnaise I'd ever eaten in
my life. Like I used to eat myself sick when
I was drunk. My food wasn't sitting well for a
couple of months, and it ended up being something wrong
with my medication. But yeah, I vomited on the floor accidentally,
and my dog was trying to eat it, and then
I was like, I put her outside. Oh, it was
(25:39):
just fucking shit anyway, It's it's horrible and it's really sad.
But I did pretty well. Like I had just swallowed
the last bite of bolonaise and it came straight back
up like it was pretty well fresh fucking bolonaise. Yeah,
Like there was no bloody, stumming fluid in that bad
boy ell. Sorry, guys, that's a really gross good. Before
I could even process what was how, the poor dog
(26:00):
started licking up the vomit buffet. Side note, I would
worry that it would get the dog high.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, it's like actual stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah. I yelled for teena, thinking she'd be horrified, but no,
she took one look, shrugged, and basically went, h protein,
that's fucking cruel. I've never had my soul leave my
body so fast. And the dog situation only got worse
from there. When Tina got bored or the dog anoidter.
She wouldn't walk him, play with him, or even re
home him. She would tie him to the pole in
the front like he was a bicycle, rain or shine.
(26:30):
Not a care in the world. That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I get so s like we I lived near apartment
buildings and it's just like little dogs on the balcony.
It's just a yelping all day. I know, why have
the dog?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I know, like you're better off you can't afford like
someone with the backyard. That's fine, but maybe send the
dog to a home that he can like enjoy himself with.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The priority is the dog quality of life.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Come on, unless they're walking in every couple times a day,
which is fine, but anyway, not a care in the world.
If someone complained, she acted like we were dramatic. Then
came the week killer incident. The dog chewed into a
bottle of weed killer or not marijuana killer like weeds,
like grass weeds, in case anyone else was confused, I
panicked sprinted to get Tina, thinking she'd rush them to
(27:11):
the vat. She didn't even stand up. She literally said,
he eats dumb shit all the time. He'll sleep it off.
You don't sleep off poisoned Tina. Meanwhile, the dog is
drooling and shaking like he's trying to load a windows update.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I didn't get that we're Apple girls.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And while this is all happening, John was running a
nightclub slash drug Dan out of his bedroom. Parties every
night based so loud the windows developed anxiety strangers sleeping
on the couch in the hallway on the stairs. I
don't know how you fucking could deal with that girl,
because my demonic side would be out real fucking quickly.
Yeah you know what I mean. Do not make my
living space unsafe or uncomfortable. Yeah, I go to my
(27:53):
fast share of kick ons. I do. Will I ever
have them at my house? Absolutely fucking not, And I
have held strong and true to that since I moved
out two years ago. I've never hosted a kick ons.
I'm well done, thank you, because then I associate that
my house with the anxiety of having of kick ons.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
You know what happened.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Anyway, I'm pretty sure one guy was asleep in the
laundry basket. At one point, I couldn't take a shower
without worrying someone's cousin was going to wonder and ask
to borrow rolling papers. After one especially bad night party,
roaring dog tied outside freezing, random man trying to microwave
a shoe. Yes, really happened. The rest of us banned
it together and said enough. We sat John and Tina
(28:32):
down and told them they both needed to move out immediately.
They didn't argue, they didn't apologize. They acted like we
were inconveniencing them, which yeah you are, but like it's
you're fair enough in doing so. Tina grabbed her stuff,
her dog. Thank fuck, she actually know what I wish.
She left her dog and you could have kept it
and a plant. Ti'm ninety nine percent sure wasn't hers.
John tried to take my air fryer because he used
(28:54):
it more by channeled years of rage in one sentence,
put it down, and with that they left the house
fell silent. No more smoke clouds. No more three am raves,
no more pole time for the dog. We scrubbed that
house like we were removing a curse, and then when
we were done, the vibe shifted. It felt safe again,
normal and quiet, and I promise myself something never again
will ignore red flags. And if someone smokes weed more
(29:17):
than they drink water, if someone ties the dog to
a pole when they're tired of it, I'm running, not
walking out the door. Safe to say, I now live
in apartment by myself, and I'm loving it. Girl. Yeah, Wow,
roommates are not for you. I'm sorry. I don't even
know how I would handle that situation, but I think
at least you probably have more patience than I have.
Order roommates not for you, Like, yeah, people look great
(29:37):
like that, Like I think I would have dipped before that,
do you know what I mean? Like you know how
you make them leave? That's lucky that they did, but
like I would have been like I'm fucking out of here.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, fuck all of you. And it's like, literally, what's
the easiest here? Do I have to think through how
three people are going to live? Or do I just
remove myself?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah? Because fucks. Some people have no consideration they should
not half housemads ever submission too. Here we go. My
best friend and I moved into a sharehouse at the
start of this year with these random girls we met
on flatmates. We got weird vibes from the start, but
just ignored it because I didn't want to be a
judging bitch. You know what, Sometimes those weird vibes and
that judging bitch energy is your intuition telling you to
(30:15):
fucking get out. This one girl, as soon as we
met her, trauma dumped on us and said if we
ever crossed her, she'd slashed our tires. It's a great
fucking start at that point, my new best friend. Now
we're planning to avoid her until we could find it
a new place. One night, we woke up at two
am to massive banging on the door next to mine.
It was her room and it was the police. Lucky
for the cheap, paper thin walls, we heard the whole thing.
(30:38):
She was getting arrested for breaching an AVO from a
guy she met on Tinder who she was talking. What's
an ABO like a restraining order? Yeah? Wow? What does
it stand for? Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Apprehensive violence order? I think it's now a DVO apprehensive
domestic violence.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
AVO meaning photos of avocados, but it says apprehended order.
Why is there if I ever have overs.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
With the soft visuals?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
She had told us she was dating this guy let's
call him Max, for a long time, and she was
going to his house for dates. Little did we know
they weren't dating at all. She was driving to his
house every day to stalk him. The police literally said
through the walls they would have heard this. Sending four
hundred to five hundred textans a night isn't normal behavior.
Who has the fucking time? Girl wouldn't even be able
(31:25):
to shower.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
She is a hustler.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, I wish I was that dedicated to anything in
my life. Let's say my best friend I moved out
within the next week and now live in our gorgeous home,
just us in our other Bessie in our early twenties.
Definitely one. Sorry. I love to tell well drunk, I
lived to the stalker.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's great. It's like you didn't get the complete brunt
of her, but you got the tea and drama.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah. Absolutely, fucking people like that are stalkers are so scary.
It's like they literally I've actually randomly. The last two
couple of true crimes podcasts I've listened to, like Going
to Bed, have been about stalkers. They like lose such
a reality, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And they're so secretive, like it's actually not that obvious,
so they're that preoccupied.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And a lot of times you're like, I remember someone
was saying that she I saw a TikTok and a
girl walked out of her apartment and there was a
man standing right in front of her door, facing her door,
and she kind of went back inside really suddenly, and
then opened the door a bit again and was like hello,
and he's like, oh, hi, and he just kind of
was like talking to her, but she was like kind
of like, why are you standing here? She didn't think
(32:28):
much of it at the start. Anyway, he ended up
watching her, said she looked like his daughters or something,
and everyone was like, that's really creepy. And everyone said,
that's your stalker. But you've only just met him, meaning
like he has probably been watching you for a lot
longer than that, you know, and that is so fucking scary,
And like police, I hate they, Oh we can't do
anything in this. They actually hurt you.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh great, until the person's dad.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, until they hurt me then what Yeah? Fucking restraining
orders do nothing for stalkers, though, do you know what
I mean? Do you think they care? Look at what
them do.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You know nothing's stopping.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
No? I think fucking stop it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You're not allowed to do this. They want to do
it more.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's so scary. I feel so terrible for anyone who
lives their life and like fear of someone like that.
Submission Iree. This is an incredibly wild story. Can't fucking wait?
All right? So I found this place on flatmates. Looks
that you guys need to stop using flatmates. Sorry. The
girl I was messaging seemed lovely. The place was decorated beautifully,
and it was close to work, so I thought i'd
(33:24):
go and see it. Upon arrival, she let me inside
and was friendly. In that conversation. She did seem nice,
but didn't let it but didn't necessarily strike me as
the social type more reserved, and it did not look
like she was twenty eight, But I mean, who am
I to judge? I was twenty five at the time.
I'm now twenty seven, so she obviously said she was
twenty eight, but she doesn't. Okay, okay. I moved in
and another young guy lived there and we started to
(33:45):
develop a friendship in a bond. He worked away a lot,
so I spent a lot of time by myself as
the girl let's call her Jess, wasn't social and hid
in her room. One evening, I was walking down the
driveway and ended up speaking to the neighbors. They warn
me that seven people had moved out in the time
frame of the least being active, which was only ten months.
Fucking help. They explained that a lot of the people
(34:05):
who moved out experienced strange and disturbing behavior. Hmm, what's coming.
They gave me their number in case of an emergency.
That's really sweet. Obviously, because of this, I was really anxious.
So when the other housemate let's call him Josh, Josh
and I hung out a lot at home, having dinner,
watching movies, just talking. I hope this turns into a
little side love story. To be honest, we had a
(34:26):
lot in common in regards to hobbies and music. Jess
was very jealous and started making unusual comments like, oh,
is your housemate not home tonight? And Oh, I thought
that was you in Josh's room when he had a
friend over, and suddenly she started to be nasty to Josh.
She complained about him, even just small things like cleaning.
Josh told me she did the same thing to the
previous housemate before I moved in. Just exhibited a lot
(34:48):
of strange behavior, being disruptive, late at night, door slamming,
cooking late at night, annoying. She opened all the windows
and doors after someone had cooked, even in winter when
it was freezing. And I wouldn't allow us to put
things in the bin. If we had a packet of
something that happed me in it, we'd have to put
it in the freezer. So our freezer was quite literally
a bin. Wait what the fun?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Was so confused?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Like I opened a raw chicken packet and you want
me to put the packet in the bin? I mean
in the freezer, not the bin. How long is it
get to stay in that?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But like, what's the theory behind me?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Why? Now my freeze is fucking dirty?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
And would sting?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, she was not aware of others and filled our
eyestray with tomato pace when she knew I used the
ice compartment a lot, which why Additionally, she spoke about
a lot of her old housemates and knew every single,
tiny little detail about them, which I thought was a
red flag. She admitted to talking them on social media
and going through their rooms. That's a fucking not something
(35:42):
you admit to. She'd even bring up in conversation things
about me that I had never told her, which was scary.
So originally she said she was twenty eight. Then in
conversation she was thirty two, and I said to Joseph,
I think she's older, but she kept mentioning years she
lived in x y Z and now she went to
UNI back in x y Z. And I thought, there
is no way she is thirty two. Jess was planning
(36:02):
on buying a house and she was in the process
of getting alone, so she had to get print outs
of her ID. Josh walked passed her room and saw
a forty copy of her passport on the floor. She
took a photo of the birthday and we were right.
She was forty four. No, forty four year old looks
twenty eight, Like, why can't you just say you're forty four.
I'd probably rather live with like a mom sort of
forty four year old that's going to like be responsible
(36:23):
and clean and cook and make me nice dinners than
a fucking twenty eight year old weirdo.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
A huge age guy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, thirty two and thirty eight twenty it's fine, but
also like, why are you lying? Josh messaged me, and
I was out of the house and when I found
that out, I had a panic attack at the shops
because how could I trust her? It's disturbing that she
only brings in students and travelers into her house. It
sounds like she's a bit of a max murderer. To
be honest, Josh was starting to not like living there
and was on edge. She decided to quit his job,
(36:49):
move out, and go traveling for a while. When moving out,
she got quite aggressive with him. I won't mentioned too much,
but she was very much out of line. Well, I
wish you would mention more because I like to know
the details. Girls. He managed to leave safely, but of
course she played the victim and labeled him as unhinged
and unstable. I never mentioned anything to her. I just
played it cool while I quietly looked for somewhere else.
(37:10):
Jess was going on holiday at Bali, so I thought
this is my perfect time to leave, so I packed
my things sent her a message and left. I never
heard from her again. She's been blocked. But yeah, sometimes
housemates can be a hit or miss. Fuck, that's the
understatement of the year.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
That's like the most unsettling one out of all of them,
I think, because.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It's just like I hate that we don't know why
she lied.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, and it's like, you actually can hide some aspects
of your life to your housemaids. I'm okay with that,
but like lying about your whole identity, and just like
the amount of people she had in and out, I'm like,
what's about to happen?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Like you are clearly the problem.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
But this is also like the Netflix documentary.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, well she's about to hit a breaking point. Yeah,
something's gonna happen, and I'm glad.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
And this is her years of practice and then we're
about to watch whatever this results.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah, and I do agree that it is unsettling that
a forty four year old woman would own only I
have younger people living there. Like I'm not saying I
just think it's a weird energy that she wouldn't even
be comfortable with people her own age, Like anyone that's like, oh,
only younger than me, I'm like, why can't you have
people your own age. What's wrong with you? Freak?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
I'm like, yeah, please keep us posted, there is anything
you can send back.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm like, can we unblock her? And like ask her
why she led.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Has been on a podcast?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah? Do she want to come on my podcast? All right, guys,
I love you so much, Thank you for listening. I
will make a conscious effort to be less interrupting of
my guests in future, and I will keep you updated
on what's going on with my body, my sleep, love,
my love. All right, bye,
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