October 29, 2025 • 43 mins
Welcome back girlies! I'm joined by your fave guest Riley and we decided it was time to do some family horrorstories.. we asked you to submit the wildest lies your family and siblings told you growing up and wow did you deliver! From deceased pets, evil elves and many injuries, we were in stitches and hope no one gets any ideas from this.. enjoy and see you next week xxx
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
With the little seven year old me inside flipped and
I hit the bottom of the stairs and my collar
bone snapped it into still locked inside of it. Oh
they were closed. Oh hello, and welcome back to hearing
Me Out. We have our regular your fave guest, your
fave guest. It is actually sadly, the listeners fave guest. Sadly.
It's sadly because it's easy, you know what I mean.
(00:22):
Like you're accessible to me, you live with me, you
can't get away from me. It's my sister Riley, She's
back if you stinky, Riley, I said that last week.
It's funny, and it's funny. You know. When we were younger,
I used to you actually hate this, and I could
do this whenever I feel like, like I'm not too
old to do this to you. I used to chase
her around. I pretend I had a knife in my hand,
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like there isn't anything in my hand, like I'm just
holding my hand in a fist, and like I would
like pretend to stab for her and it would kill me,
but like there's nothing in my hand, Like I am
making full contact with her back, like just with the
back of my fist, like she's not punching her. It's soft,
like I'm putting an internet out and I'm chasing her
own house. And she used to crawl up to a
wall and like it would tear off, like scream. It's
(01:09):
it felt like the feeling of being tickled, you know
when you can't get away. Yeah, that's what it felt
like to me. It was like I was in hell. Yeah,
it was like she was actually because I was, because
I was picturing the knife, like to me, you were
dubbing me. Yeah, but she's alive, so it's fine. Have
you ever seen that documentary called Tickle? No, I was
thinking about it though you told me about it. Christy
(01:32):
and I watched it at in Queenstown and it's got
like amazing reviews for me, like this really fucking interesting
documentary and it just like didn't get anywhere, So there's
gonna be sportl So we fucked with you guys. I'm like,
watch it. It is so good time. Was that a
Christie's idea? I felt like I didn't say anything. I
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just let her do it. Christy loves a fucking she
loves a prank. I don't know how she lies with
such ease. No, it's crazy. Where were we next? We
were talking to Oh, we were out that night and
then we were with the other people. We were in
New Zealand with the other couples, and she's raving about
fucking tickled and I'm thinking, these people aren't gonna find
out you're joking, do you know what I mean? Like
they're gonna watch it and they're like, oh, that was
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such a bad recommendation, and like I can't have that
on my record. No, no, So I was like I
don't know. I was like, how's she doing this? Like
we're not even conversing, and I just hear her doing it,
and I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. Anyway, it's about
basically this is a spoiler, but like honestly, I wouldn't
recommend watching it anyways, the underground secret world of like
tickling competitions and stuff, and there's this like a tickle fetish. Yeah,
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but that's what it is. Yeah. They would get these
young guys and like pay them a lot of money
to basically sit in this room with like five other
guys like sitting on top of them, all in like
short little shorts and like sports gear basically and like
tickle each other, but like one of them would be
like pinned down to like the bed and was it
Like it's not sexual, but they want to because there's
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a bunch of men. Well they're being paid to do it,
so essentially yes, but then the problem comes at the
moment they say they don't want to do it anymore.
They then released that video to like the whole online
and it's like if you then search up easy armortage,
it will come up with like a bunch of videos
of me being tickled by like five men, do you
know what I mean? So it then ruins their like
careers and live because it's not the worst sort of
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video to be realized. This guy wanted to be a
football player and now he's being sat on by five
men being tickled like it's like a reputation thing, you
know what I mean, I guess, And it was just
some like underground fucking I don't know it like it
didn't get anywhere, That's what I'm saying. It was this
older guy that was kind of running these little tickle
things around the world, and I think it's still going
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on now, But it wasn't really like illegal, like these
guys are being paid to do it like it was
a whole lot of fucking nothing, okay, and you expected
it to get somewhere. So why it's so well known?
I don't know, but I'm telling you I don't think
it is well known. It's well liked, like it's well
ranked and when you look on like TikTok and go
like what I want your documentaries? I should watch like
the tickles always there. That's so random and it made
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me not trust anyone anymore. Write in if you have
a tickle fetish? Yeah? Do do you have a tickle finishes?
I actually think tickling to form of torture. I want
to know what it is about someone being tickled? Like,
what is it? Well, maybe it's like being like no,
actually I don't want to read into it. Maybe it's
like being like held down, like it's I don't want
to talk about you know what I mean. I'm scared anyway.
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It wasn't like overtly sexual, but it is like it
It wasn't like none of them were naked doing it. Okay,
what can we move on? I feel sick. I'm sorry
I'm calling it. I haven't hear me out. Okay, you
like this person? I don't understand possibly why you ever would,
But why the fuck is Selena Goma is as famous
as she is? I do, I'm I don't know, I
don't know. Let me start my points and then you
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can back it up. Girl can't sing? I can sing
as well sings used to sing. Can't sing. I just
watched isolated Selena Gome's vocals the other day and I
had to refresh my ears by listening to someone else
because it was so fucking bad. Why did you listen
to isolated? It came up on my feet. I didn't
search it up, okay anyway, But then verse like Damie
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Lovado or Ariana Grande or fucking Miley Cyrus, like this
girl can't fucking sing. Secondly, yes, she's a beautiful woman,
but more beautiful than say Bellaharadene. No, why is she
the most followed person? He's going to be the most
beautiful person in the world. But it's like she's the
most followed person on Instagram for fucking what. I think
She's entered into a lot of different things. She was
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a child star, so a lot of people followed her.
Smiley's children, Yeah, well cool, Marla Cyrus went weird. Miley
Cyrus is weird. No, I don't know I said it wrong.
I just said it bad. Anyway. I don't know why
I like her, but I do. I think I feel
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for her because she has loopers and we all know
that's bad. Bellahadida has fucking Yeah. Well people love her too,
that's lime disease. Anyway. All I'm saying is Lene Goram
should not be the most followed person and anywhere. Okay, well,
someone's jealous. Okay, Selena Gramma's Isolada vocals change. Sure, Wait,
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let me skip your head to a different song just
to show you. When about Boddy, I don't have to
talk about not. Let the chemnicals do it up till
the end. Sorry, I can, I can. Oh wow, yeah, yeah,
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that's crazy. That is crazy, Like she can be an
actress shore but shouldn't be saying her Yeah, but even
though I don't know if she can be an actress,
that's my problem. I really hope Selena Grammer. I can't
see Selena Gomez is anyone but Selena Gomez. So I
find it really hard to watch her be another character
in a movie. It's like when actors play like But
I do love her a really big role, and you'll
never see them as anything other than that. Yeah, anyway,
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like Chuck Buckle's bass will always be Chuck you know
what I mean? Yeah, I get it. Yeah, anyway, that
was my HEMI Chuck Bass has only been Chuck Bass.
I haven't seen him in anything. Yeah, I think he'd
be in like less popular movies. Blake Lively, I think
is the only one that's kind of broken that came
out of like yeah, yeah, Latin Mesta. You know Layton
Mista sung that song good Girls Go Bad? Yeah? How
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random is that? I know? She should have continued, should she?
You know she was born in jail. Really Yeah, it's
that crazy. Her mum was in jail when she was born.
That's a really cool story. Yeah. Look she came you
know what, I think she had a really to my recollection.
I really like challenging childhood. Okay, And did she tell
you that I can't talk on it. I'm just it's
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really hard to talk. Well, no, I don't know enough anyway, continue,
do you ever hear me out? I thought it would.
I thought it would come to me, but it didn't.
That's one thing. Okay, I've got one. Okay, hear me out?
Ron Weasley in the Goblet of Fire. I don't want
Harry Potter enough to like specifically know what he looks
like when he had long hair. All of them were
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at their peak in the Goblet of Fire, even even Harry,
even Harry could get it. Do people think Harry Potter
is hot because I don't. I think they're doing the
Goblet of Fire. Yeah, like when he was wearing like
the you know, when he went to the ball and
he was wearing all the he looked better that. Actually
the Gobblet of Fire movie was probably the peak carry on, definitely, definitely.
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But I actually think if you look like at Harry Potter,
besides some Miaoni like, none of them are really there's
no like really sexy characters. I reckon Fred Weasley is hot.
Which one is that? One of the twins? Why not
both of the twins? One of them's hotter than the
other one. Okay, And obviously Robert Pattinson, Yeah him in
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the Goblet of Fire. Yes, gorgeous, something else devastating. Yeah,
it's time to watch. On a oh side note, I've
got to recommendation for you. Riley actually recommended it to me.
I will give her credit or she'll interrupt Sunrise on
the Reaping the new Hunger Games book, which is about
Hamish's games. Hamish, Mitch, you can't Mitch whatever? Well AnyWho,
(09:17):
Hey Mich the drunken mentor of Coutness and Peter. He
obviously won his games back in the fiftieth Hunger Games.
And it's about that, and it's so so good. It
has made me want to watch Hunger Games every single
day since, but for some reason I don't because I
feel like Hunger Games is something I would like to
watch with my sister sitting next to me, and she
is never around and she always just goes to bed
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when she gets home, and she doesn't fucking talk to me,
and we never have time to watch a movie together
because it's eight thirty bedtime for Riley, Grandma's going to bed.
I do go to bed early. I would like to
watch the Hunger Games with you. Yeah, that's I'm happy
to watch the Hunger Games. I'm happy to watch the
second Hunger Games. That's what I feel like at the
moment I would like to start. I'm craving that. But yeah,
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I go to a bit early. What it is, it's
not embarrassing, it's put together. I need eight hours and
I so when I get into bed at nine, I
go on my phone for an hour. That's that's a
lot of time on your phone. Yeah, it is a
lot of Okay, says little miss who goes to bed
at four am because I'm reading. Yeah, I know, I'm
reading two I got on my phone and we all sing,
(10:23):
I'll do all my Where's who said that again? I
think we all sing who said it? Victoria Justice? About
I was actually like, I'll let you finish. But I
was in a deep dive rabbit hole about those Dan
Schneider shows from Nickelodeon last night Zoie one on one
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and then if you watch the I haven't, but I will.
This is a documentary about it. I think it's Disney though, No,
it's Nickelodeon's about Dan Schneider. Yeah, okay, and it's called
I wrote it down yesterday quiet on set. Yeah it's good.
I've watched it. Yeah, anyway, And then I read, and
then I go to bed, go to sleep, eyes closed
at eleven, So then they get eight hours, wake up
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at seven. That's my routine. You don't work up at
seven that you work up with like eight. No, I
don't you fed the cats? Just wrning o't like eight yeah,
because I'm working from home today. Whatever, All right, this
week we have sibling you know how like people lie
to their siblings and convince them of something and like
they like remember it for like years, and their siblings
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like convince them that like if they do this, they're
gonna like die. And I think that's really funny. We
actually didn't fuck around. I didn't no, No, I didn't
lie as to I can't. I'm not a good liar. No,
Like at school, I never skip classes. I never did anything.
I like if I'm I'm really scared of authority. So
I feel like we weren't big liars as kids, unless
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it would be like that old thing where it's like
we would all be playing outside and then someone gets
hurt and then they go to run into mom and
you're like please don't, please, don't please, don't you know
what I mean? I didn't do anything. Well, yeah, but
it's like I didn't lie about shit. I don't like
sneaky kids. No, you more so than Meme. I was
not sneaky. Okay, So we have some stories. We've also
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just mixing some fun family chaos. Stories in there, so
let's get into it. You already thought of today. I
even't tried to do it. Is this podcast or not? Casters? Yeah,
chatchpt could make their own text message thread it's fake
if they wanted to. You could ask, like I could
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send a screenshot of like my messages with you, and
I'll be like, change easy message to say this like
we're all fucked. Yeah you could, but I have the original,
so you couldn't actually use it with any value. Which
one is the original? Though? How does yours it up?
The screenshot? But I could like scroll No, but these
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people don't have access to your phone. You're telling there
are some crazies out there that would now utilize that,
Like they could cheat on their partners and be like,
I didn't say anything back, it was just him, you
know what I mean? Change all my messages to act
really uninterested. Do you know chips can't fake any sort
of bank state when or anything with a go dollar
sign in it. So I'm like, maybe they have a
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thing about doing text messages. I don't know cha you
can do I don't. I only just maybe started utilizing it,
I reckon like a month ago, and I only use
it to ask questions really like I asked where lactose
free milk comes from the other day, because who was
I with? Jazz? Are there different cows? No, they are
not different cows, judsmine. Okay, I thought you were asking that. No, God, no,
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I know there's there's no different cows. No, she thought
different cows had lack different chocolate milk too, Jazz. No,
they put an enzyme in it that breaks down lack
tea's in it, and then it just like they're like
they alter the milk once that's coming out of the cow. Right,
lactose free milk. Fucking slaps. It is the creamiest, yummiest milk.
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To give it a go. It's so good. I don't
know if it's healthier. Someone tell me that is that healthy? Okay, anyway,
let's do a healthick. People notice my toned arms in
my last TikTok it made me feel really good. Your
toned arms. They said, your arms are really toned. Think
you think, all right, let's go, hey, queen love you.
You're the baddest of them all. Okay, No, you didn't
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need to read that part out humble. I've always liked person,
wouldn't have read it out loud, Blake back me up here.
That's a really nice thing to say. I'm going to
give her credit. Yeah, you're cocky. I'm not cocky, but
sometimes I need a confidence bouze. Whatever I need to
spill this story, I literally want to die anytime I
think about it. To give you some context, I grew
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up in a household of girls, so I was used
to leaving my girly things around and not having to
worry about it. My boyfriend, on the other hand, his
family is mostly boys, including his brother who's my age.
And mind you, I've literally walked in while he's been
in the shower and seen his butt. Although that's not
the story. The first part of this story is when
some two pairs of my lace pink gee strings and
red undies ended up in my boyfriend's washing. His family
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sorted the laundry and folded them neatly at the end
of his bed for collection. God, don't you miss the
fucking days where you mum would do our washing and
folder and it would just be in a pile, or
sometimes she'd even used to put it away when we
were younger, like when we were younger. Yeah, a long
time since any of that, yeah, a long time. Like
if I moved on now, I'm not sure that that
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would still be the case. Sometimes I think it's never
gonna stop now what I mean, we never have to
stop doing stuff. No, it's never gonna get easier. Actually,
husbands or go wives, when we're in a marriage, then
they can do it for you. I don't like, I'll
have a husband that could cook me dinner when I
mean like cleaning, putting yourself away, laundry, Like my room's
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a mess, and I'm like, I don't know how to
make this on a mess because it's only me that
can do this, and I don't feel like doing. Life's hard.
Life is hard anyway. AnyWho. At this stage we had
been together for long enough for that to be brushed off.
It was still very much the getting to know each
other phase. Kill me anyways, Moving on the other day,
I was at his house rushing out the door for work.
Hours later, while I was at work, I checked my
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phone to see a message from my boyfriend saying his
dad found my red lace cheese string at the front doorstep.
Mine knew it was worn. I was mortified. It took
me days to build the courage to go back to
his house and face his while pretending nothing happened. A
worn pair of undies is so different too. Yeah, completely, Yeah,
to make things worse. The following week, I was at
his house, starting downstairs early in the morning. Next minute,
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his dad quickly walks into the lounge in nothing but
his undies. He quickly covered his bits and ran out.
I guess he didn't expect to see me there. Now,
anytime I interact with my boyfriend's family, I just freeze
up thinking about these moments help a girl. Yeah, seeing
a whole lot of things happening in all small space
of time that sucks. It does suck. It's like there's
something about seeing the dad, Like if I saw my
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boyfriend dad walk out in his uney's. Yeah, it's uncomfortable,
but it's like it's johndis like everything's covered, but it's
still like it's just like you know that he's he
feels more awkward than you. But I hate that because
it's also who told her that that he found her
undies the boyfriend. He shouldn't have told her that. Yeah,
may be not necessary and embarrassing. Yeah, yes, in my opinion, Yeah,
I actually do agree with that. Okay, so this one
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is a lie and apparently it's it's funny, so I'm
very excited. All right, Hey, is he absolutely loving the
part it feels my hot girl walks. I'm glad it
feels someone's hot girl walks, because I don't think i've
walked sin. I walked a little bit for like two weeks.
You did. I went for my second walk in since
like June this morning, so I'm we're proud of you. Yeah,
well done girl. Growing up, my sister and I both
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had pet mice. I know. I can't believe that your
parents were like, yeah, no, my secute as fuck. I'm
all about that. They're literally the most adorable things in
the world. Yeah, but like Mum, wouldn't that wouldn't let No,
they wouldn't have let us do that. Now, but I
remember begging for them in the pet shop. Yeah, well,
if they're cute, that's fair. After about a year, my
poor baby girl grew a massive tumor on the side
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of her head. It legit grew bigger than her whole body. Oh,
she wouldn't have been able to stand up straight. That's
really heartbreaking. Anyways, my poor girl battled for a few months,
but sadly died and I was devastated. I remember my
sister and mum coming into my room that morning and
telling me my little cheese was laying dead in her
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cage that I decorated with my littlest pet shop accessories.
I ran downstairs and saw her there, and we even
had a little funeral for her in the backyard. Fast
forward thirteen years. I've only just been told that my mum,
my sister and my mum fed my baby girl foranergen,
a human drug for allergies and suffocating wait finish it,
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and suffocated her in a brown paper bag, putting her
back in the cage to stage her dead. Suffocated her.
That's crazy. Why why for an ergan? Maybe because they
knew it would kill it, so they just wanted her
to be put out of a misery, essentially, I'd say,
But like she just suffocated in a round baby back.
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Oh oh my god, God. For years I believe my
pormouse was defeated by the tumor, but in reality she
was murdered by my mom and my sister. Well, I
was sleeping innocently in bed, that is, I know they
were trying to put her out of my misery. But
I can't believe I was blindsided like that that is wow,
that's not human way to kill it. Maybe they searched,
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like what's the most humane way. The most human way
apparently is drowning. No, no, no, for mice, isn't it.
We used to do mice traps that people say, oh,
drowning is a really chill way for humans, and I like, no,
it's not. It's terrifying for those like minute where you're
like gold period and water about this, and then maybe
it's peaceful once you like finally accept that there's no
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heir and her Mum and dad were kind of strict
will Mom was strict when we were younger. Dad was
also strict when we were younger. Yeah, but I think
it was like a United Front sort of situation. Yeah. Anyway,
I remember the other day, you know the song London
Bridge by Fergie. Yeah, Yeah, we were not allow had
to listen to that under any circumstances. I remember I
was listening to it because we used to have a
little TV in the back seat and I was listening
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to the London Bridge and Mum got angry at me
and told me to stop listening to it because it
was trash, and I would listen to it. Well is
someone that staw things reality TV? I would listen to
it secretly in my room because I wasn't allowed to
listen to I thought London Bridge meant vagina or something. Yeah, well,
I feel like I would have some sort of vietemism.
You know what. I also thought meant vagina. Well, I
don't know if I would have told you this one.
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We're little the song Beautiful Soul by you Know You
and Your Beautiful Also, I thought beautiful Soul meant beautiful vagina. Well,
that's embarrassing. And every time I would watch the film clip,
I would imagine I was like, why is he Why
you weren't a lesbian? It was like why is he singing?
I didn't like it at the time. I just I
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was like, why is this guy singing about this? It's
so fucked that that is really fucked. Jesse McCartney, Yeah,
Jesse McCartney. I was like, that's the sluttiest thing ever. Well,
it's not about that, so you freak Yeah, Okay. When
I was thirteen, my family went on holiday to Europe
with a couple of other families. Lucky, my sister was
fifteen and the oldest out of all the kids. I
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was second oldest. I was quite bitchy and would exclude
her when hanging out with the other kids because I
thought she was too old. That's funny, too old, that's
kind of crazy. As usually people want to hang out
with the oldest sibling. Yeah, usually it's the reverse. Yeah,
the reverse. For me, it's like, you don't want to
hang out with the younger kids. Yeah, But like if
they were all thirteen and then there was this one
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or fifteen, now, fifteen year old would have been cool.
I was cool, cooler than I was, I'll give you that. Yeah.
In one of our travel days, we were flying out
of Turkey and I went to get my mini iPad
and realized it was gone. I started freaking out and
told my sister I'd left it behind and begged her
not to tell our parents because they'd kill me. So
the whole rest of the trip I hid from my
parents that I'd lost my iPad. Anyway, it's a month later,
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it's my birthday and my sister gives me my present.
It's my mini iPad. She's stolen it from me, has
punishment for me being a bitch and kept it the
whole holiday and then gifted it back to me for
my bad day. I loved that. Yeah, that's amazing. She
had fully comforted me when I was crying about losing
it and never said a word. That's that okay psychopathic behavior,
But I love it. Then it's like, well, you have
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to kind of comfort to keep it for lie, otherwise
you can't like, oh, by the way I have it. Yeah. No,
she did what she had to do, and that that
smug look in her face when that chick was unwrapping,
I mean it would have been golden. Even worse, she
screen recorded all my really weird TikTok drafts and sent
them to her friends. You know what, that's fuck. That's bullying. Yeah, bully.
But if you're going to exclude your siblings siblings, you
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ignore me. No, I didn't know much exclude you. I
did not fucking exclude you. Whatever. Honestly props her for
keeping up the life as so long. It's not even
the worst thing she's done to it as punishment. I
think that's a good, easy kind of harm, Like no
one's I like it. Yeah, it's well thought out and
well executed. Yeah, Hi, Izzy, and Riley love you both
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so so much. See was that cocky for me to
bry that out? No, because I'm involved, Oh bitch, I'm
the oldest out of my siblings. So this isn't something
a sibling lied to me about. It's something I lied
about to my little sister. I was eight at the
time and my sister was about five, And you know
the classic telling your sibling their adopted story. Well, I
thought I'd switch it up and tell my sister that
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I was adopted instead. I walked into her room, sat
in the end of her bed, acting all serious and
sad fully committed to making it believable, and I say, look,
there's something I need to tell you. Mom, Dad and
I have kept this from me for a while. I'm adopted.
Then I proceeded to tell her that I'm from another
country and make up this whole backstory of how I
got to Australia. She looks at me and starts absolutely sobbing, saying,
so you're not my real sister, and cries even more.
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That would be like heartbreaking at a young age. Absolutely now,
I couldn't fucking get less. After about ten minutes of
watching a ball, her eyes out I felt bad and
started to fess up. She instantly stopped crying and was
happy again. I've never seen a mood change so in
my life. I begged her not sell mom and Dad
because I knew I'd get in trouble. And it was
definitely validating knowing she cared so much that I wasn't
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a real sister for a hot minute at least fair,
that would be validating. Yeah, you know how you just said,
I've never seen a mood change so quick. Yeah, it
reminded me of We watched this documentary The Perfect Neighbor,
and I don't want to spoil it, but like there's
a phone call like towards the end when something happens,
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and like there's a lady like balling her fucking eyes out,
and within like a fucking split second, she's like furious again.
And it's like you could tell that, like her crying
was a complete bullshit, you know what I mean, People
are crazy when they do that shit. Like you could
see instantly we were listening to that fucking phone call
and we were all like, she's nuts. It's good, it's
very interesting, very sad, really really all body cam footage,
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which initially you think moves quite slowly, and it maybe
does move quite slowly, but like it's a really no,
it's really heartbreaking. I don't understand how people can some
people are really good liars. I don't care how they
can lie but not feel guilty about it. I think
that's the part that gets me. Like some people are
like crissy, like were saying, it's a really impressive liar,
(25:11):
And I'm like, you could lie about anything and I
believe you. Yeah, that's always anything she tells me. Yeah,
but people that lie about to because he's lying about
funny stuff. That's fun. It's just pranking. She just she's
always pranking. But I'm like, yeah, there are lies. I'm like,
how did you? How did you keep that up? I
(25:31):
definitely think there's also difference in lying and just like
omitting the truth, you know what I mean. Yeah, admitting
the truth's a lot easier omitting the truth, like not
what I said, omitting the truth I have done. I'm
sure we've met other times, but like lying directly is
like it's scary to me. Hazy. I love the pod
(25:51):
literally the highlight of my week. Thank you. That's so nice.
Imagine it being that you're an asshole. You not you.
You're lovely my sister. When I was young, I'd always
be at my cousin's house for the school holidays. We'd
ride our bikes, rollerblades, skateboards, all of it to the
local wallies and around a suburb. Do you remember rip stix?
I used to fucking tread on a riptick. No, you
(26:12):
fucking did it? Yes, into warm bar down the wards driveway.
I don't think I could use the rips. You could.
I had better thinking about it because I was a cheerleader. Okay,
I was a cheerleader too. You were a base I
found my feet, I found you. See. I found a
video of us, our cheerleading video when we were both flyers.
(26:32):
Yeah for what a week for a pyramid before they
went You're not good. I was the center flyer for
the pyramid, and then I was at the front of
the dance for Lemon three when I dropped down to
your team to help you out because you were missing
a flyer. That's on. You're talking about whatever the front
of level three than at the back of level five.
I was at the front of level five. Yeah, okay, okay, SpongeBob,
(26:55):
all right, cuttree. She used to call me SpongeBob because
I don't have hips, like this is just sicily bitchiness,
but like I've got really like small hips, so like
I'm a rid of a square. This was when you
actually looks like spongeb period after being diagnosed with pothiroidism.
You actual cow anyway, So she would call me SpongeBob,
which is like so fucking rude because it's like my
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biggest insecurity is that I like have no hips and
like no waist and I'm just like one big square.
So she thinks polite SpongeBob. I go, well, fine, you're
fucking Patrick then, bitch. I wasn't Patrick. I was actually
I was Patrick for a while there. But no, it's
because you were yellow as well. That's why we did it.
For those of you who don't know, I have hypoth iroidism,
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and it's like my thyroid gland was pretty well not
working for like two years of my life. It was
prime forming moment. No I know, I didn't. It was
during year seven and eight, which is like prime like
growth years, which is why I'm as small as I am,
like as short as I am. This is why I'm
like paper thick it's why I'm so short. But when
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it was diagnosed, it got diagnosed because I hadn't had
my period for like eight months and we were like,
why not got blood tests. Mum called me in the
middle of my year a class and was like, oh
my god, you've got this. And it's like I think
I was. My skin was yellow, I was really puffy.
I actually have it before and after that's like crazy
work and I was freezing, like a twenty five degree
day and I'd be in my blazer and my lips
(28:18):
are always purple. Like everything that was like normal for me,
but frustrating and like sucked. Were like solved now by
this medication that was going to fix my thyroid, So
I now have it. And it was actually a really
severe case of it. Like I said, my thorob basically
didn't work at all for like two years, and she
said it was like one of the worst cases she's
ever seen. I'm like, yeah, I know, But I wasn't
(28:38):
like people with have both irons. You weren't again weight,
you were just square. But because I exercised so much
at that young age, I wasn't fat, but I was
definitely like swollen anyway. So I have to take that
meds for the rest of my life. And she bullied
me about not having any hymns, and that's really fun AnyWho,
I got to make light of it somehow. You actually
didn't mind at the time when I called you sponge Bob,
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you thought was funny. I didn't think it was funny.
I was Cindy. I was laughing through the topers. We
were about twelve or thirteen, and one day I was
on rollerblades while she was on her green machine, one
of those loaded the floor bikes with the handles to seer.
I've never seen one. Oh, I haven't used one yet.
We weren't cool like that. Yeah, we started noticing this
young guy following us every time we took He did too.
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He was maybe sixteen, on a bike chasing us down
the street. You would have felt so cool on that
roll on those rollerblades. I would have felt a dweeb
if I was on the green machine. Yeah. We were
shitting at thinking we were going to be abducted and
sold for body parts. Dramatic, I know. We watched horror
movie the night before. I thought I knew her neighborhood
pretty well, so I told her to follow me through
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a short cut in the bushes. Next thing I know,
I come out of the bush and see her on
the next block. She must have been zooming to try
and get away. She goes around the corner too fast,
ends up doing a three sixty off her green machine,
scrapes her knees, hands, rips the skin off her big toe.
I rush over blood everywhere. I was pissing myself laughing
at it was like in slow motion, her pulling the
handles like she's in fast and furious, then spinning out
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and eating shit. Safe to say, we escaped the guy
and never saw him again. Firstly, I wonder why he
was fucking following creepy. Also, whenever your sibling falls over,
it's hilarious. Riley fell down the stairs the other day,
like with a bunch of suplisses, and it was so
slow motion that I almost had time to get my
phone out, and it's press record. You would have had
time to literally run a marathon and still film. She's
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going help, help, and I'm standing there just laughing because
all of these guys she's holding in front of her
are falling down with her, and she's trying to keep
them from spilling all over the floor down onto my knees.
I was I went skidding like upright, like it wasn't
like it was like I just fell into my knees
and I was like doing like this rock and roll
(30:46):
fucking skis and downstairs and she was help and then
she was so angry at me were not helping that
she goes, can you pick the bags up? And really
stressed helpful, Yeah, what am I gonna do? Pick my
bags up for me? Off, you're panting, Now pick your
own bags up. It was really really scary, and she'd
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heard herself too, which made it even falling over as
an adult is so humiliating. It really, even if no
one sees it, like no, there's nothing worse. Someone you're
like running up the stairs and you like trip, and
then everyone hears and goes, did you just trip? And
you're like no, now you have to admit it. Yeah,
I do regularly because we like doubled. We've got ustairs
(31:29):
in our house, so it's like three stories, so we
like take those stairs two at a time. And I
treat all the time. If you fall in public by yourself, right,
and I laugh, Yeah, this is what I'm gonna say,
what is the most eloquent way to deal with that? No? No, no,
but yes you can say I laugh, but like that's embarrassing. No,
it is embarrassing because no one's there, but there are
people kind of at a distance. You laugh in the
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hopes that if someone else sees you when they're laughing,
you kind of laughing means like, yeah, that was funny.
Whereas I think if you just got up, brush yourself off,
and kept walking with a straight face and people were
watching you, it's even worse. Do you pretend like I'd
be like, huh, do I pretend that you're like, oh,
you know, like like you're like, oh, caught myself, but
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but you don't say caught myself, just like, oh. I
hope that every one of my listeners is the type
of person that, if they see someone fall in public,
you pretend you didn't see it. You don't laugh, you
just look away. I reckon you could address it and
be like nice one, nice one. I wouldn't mind getting
a little thumbs up if someone saw me full I'd
be like, thank you for this. But if someone like
trips and then you giggle and it's like it's so rude,
(32:32):
Like pretend that you didn't see it. Do you know
what I mean? It's like the nose blowings, because then
they pretending they didn't see it's worse because I know
they saw it. No, but then it's like you're at
least you've got that little bit of hope that maybe
they didn't. I would always rather someone address it and
be okay with it. No, I don't like that. No.
My older sister, let's call her Sally, always had really
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pointy ears. She convinced me as a kid that she
was in elf, not just a basic elf, but santsa's head.
She showed me that I didn't do what she said.
That's a good of her, like taking a pay, like
something she doesn't like. I'd be on the naughty list
and get rotten coal with my Sanda sack. She made
me do all her chawes, pancho drinks, and did discussing
things so she could laugh, including licking the toilet, sing
(33:16):
sink or seat. Do we think, Wait, that's like really sad,
it's really bad. I was so worried about being on
the naughty list that I did whatever she wanted. She
even downloaded the app that made fake videos from Santa,
confirming her story that she was his head at ELF
and I genuinely believed it. Finally my parents noticed me
doing all these absurd chores for her and told me
the truth. And I was just a little chow bitch
(33:38):
for four years. That's really really. I wonder if it
like was close to Christmas that she'd do it, or
like it's a sister, she'd make for it it all
year round. I reckon, wow, I could never do sata
as always watching making. But also what I wonder is
how did she get enjoyment out of watching her sister
lick a toilet sea I would I'm kidding, would you No,
(34:03):
I wouldn't let you do it. It's like when they
tried to get Ross to like drink the fucking animal
fat from the fridge and friends, and it's like they
want him to do it. At the moment he's about
to do it, they're like, no, no, no, because you
actually don't want to see something you don't want to do.
That's crazy. I feel bad for her. Also, I wouldn't
want you to look at toilets, but like I would
happily let you do my ship for me. Also having
pony years, would be cool because you would think you're
(34:26):
like a fan. Yeah, you're like you're like Favor or Alan.
My girl, you're a girl. Dad's one of five, so
we have a big family. One of his best mates
from his twenties used to live with him and was
basically family. We'll call him Declan. My auntie ended up
dating Declan for years and they got engaged. Eventually, they
broke it off and went their separate ways until my
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auntie ended up dating Declan's older brother. They fell in
love got married. Now I have two kids in their twenties,
a real life version of the summer I termed pretty.
To this day, Declan, her ex fiance, still comes to
family Christmas and just sits at the table like nothing happened. Wow,
I couldn't imagine dating the same guy. Dating the same guy? Yeah,
oh yeah right, okay, like I would never date one
(35:08):
of your x's. No. My auntie took a picture of
her cat sleeping on the couch because it looked so cute,
and she posted on Facebook the cat was actually dead.
Oh yeah, we have work cat owners. We get really sad.
That's fucked. My brother, let's call him Billy, was roughly
thirteen at the time and was acting so weird and secretive.
(35:28):
He just finished football season and was gifted a bottle
of wine with a team photo on it. Not sure
how at that age, huh a bottle of wine to
a thirteen year old, It's fucking render fucking weird. Anyways,
I kept coming into his room to see what he
was doing. I thought he was getting drunk in his
own room on a random Tuesday night. But nope. I
looked in the corner and he took a shit in
(35:49):
the corner of his room. Saved as ay. He never
lived this one down in the bloody animal. Oh my god,
I locked the core memory for me. Remember we had
got on the floor in your room. It wasn't me,
That's what we're saying. So it was you, It wasn't
fucking me. Well, so this is what I swear. We've
spoken about the bow. I come home one day. I
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don't know how old we were. I think that I
shot in your eye. I thought it was Casey. We
only had a cat at this point, only we had
two cats. This was how old anyway, we had cats,
not dogs. And I come into our room and I go, mom,
there's a fucking pool on my carpet and it wasn't me.
We were all, I'm like, I like I knew it
wasn't me because it wasn't me, And so like we're like,
(36:32):
it must be Riley or Casey because like that isn't
a human It was also like a full blown teenager.
It would have been like seventeen human ship. Like it
wasn't a fucking cat. Shit. And to this day we
have no idea what pood on my floor? That's so weird.
But why does my head instantly on my own floor?
Trady came in to like fixate your conditioner and shot
on the floor. Why why is that when my head
wasn't big enough it was a kid ship but it wasn't.
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It wasn't me, mate, Well it might have been Casey
wouldn't have done that. Who else? There's no other solution.
Ye don know. It's really weird. I miss I felt targeted,
felt target all right. So I've only haven't broken one
bone in my life. And this is how it went.
And my older brother and I were seven and nine
at the time, and we had a house with stairs.
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We decided it would be funny to play a game
called boats. The game was that we would put each
other in a suitcase and push the other one down
the stairs. So my brother was first up, so I
zipped him up and you heated him down the stairs.
Turns out he dislocated his shoulder, but I still wanted
to go anyway, The time came and he zipped me
up and he ated me down. The suitcase with a
(37:36):
little seven year old me inside flipped and I hit
the bottom of the stairs and my collarbhone snapped it
into you'd think just look at a jolder collar bone.
Maybe we stopped playing boats. Oh my god. Anyway, still
locked inside of it. Oh, they were closed. It was closed.
She was zipped inside the suitcase. I expected her to
be sitting in it, you know what I mean. Anyway,
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I still locked inside of it. I was screaming and
pushing the lead with a broken collar bone. My brother
let me out. We both laughed and I said, my
arm hurts. Mommy Deres was not happy with us. I'm
pretty sure that's why I'm still claustrophobic as an adult.
That probably would be why your cluster is really scary.
Do you ever think about the bones in your body?
Like you become aware of the bones and feel really sick.
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It happened to me just before. It happens to me
a few times a day. I don't want to talk
about I think about things to want to inflict this
on me because I just want someone to understand, Like
I just thought about my knee just then, know, like
nearly vomited. I sometimes get very conscious of the fact
that I'm just like a sack of like flesh and stuff.
And that's like I'm so well like our like we
have our own fucking organs, you know, like everything inside
(38:42):
me is so delicate, and we're never going to see
our organs either, Isn't that weird? They're ours and they're
in our body, and we're never going to get to
see that. I think we could one day with like bchwood,
that's suns AnyWho, all right now, we have some short
and sweet little eyes given to siblings. My sister used
my fake ID when she was underage. I actually used
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Riley's fak i D when I was underage. She went
out and was given a fine by the police for
public drinking on a bus. She didn't tell me until
I got the fine in the mail of five hundred
dollars from the police. And then she proceeded to lie
about it and try and gaslight me, and eventually the
truth came out. Wow. I feel like Riley was always
so scared to give it to me because there was
a lot of where we would go when we were younger,
with like the scan tech machines, meaning they scan your ID,
(39:26):
and it's like, if you get banned from one place
with one of those machines, you get banned from anywhere
with those machines. And she was always worried I'd run
amuck and fucking ban her ID because you were still
obviously I was still using it. My sister has a
lot of OCD tendencies, so her spaces must stay clean.
One day, walked into my room and noticed her hair
brushing straighter on the floor. Turns out, when I wasn't home,
(39:46):
she would go into my room and do her hair,
So it was okay to get her hair on my floor,
but just not on her own. That's fast. So that
doesn't sound that far out of reach from something that
we would do. I would never I don't want to
do my hair in your room. I like my own space.
I don't know I would do something like that. I
would have at some point done something like that. It's
like someone going to like if you've got a like
(40:11):
a boyfriend or resting and you need to like go
to the toilet, and it's like you'll use like your
siblings store because that your worth it. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
This is like I'd be annoyed that your hair was
on my floor, okay, And you always leave hair in
the sink. You're one of those people that like will
pull your hair out while you're doing it and just
leave it in the fucking sink. Oh, I wash it down. No,
you don't, you don't I wash it down. My older
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brother had me convinced that if you hold in your fat,
the smell would somehow leak through your skin and smell
even worse. I was five and believe it till I
was around twelve. So for seven years I let out
every single fart out of fear that my fight would
just leak out of me and smell worse. That's like,
you a great lie. Yeah I would have believed that. Yeah,
not my sibling, but my dad made me believe the
(40:52):
fridge grew excuse me. When I went to time out,
he would put me in front of the fridge. To
watch the fridge grow. I believed it until I was
like eleven, and only a friend made me realize it
didn't grow. In my defense, we did upgrade fridges. That's funny.
That's just like fucking with the kid for what. Yeah, No,
(41:12):
like making them sit there like yeah, it's sitting in
a corner. At least they're being told me they're watching
something grow. When I was in resorts with my family,
I would pretend I drowned in the pool. Really, families
are just fucked, and my brother would try and pull
me out of the pool. One time, we started yelling
out to other families to come and help, and eventually
he would scream and cry ps love you. In the podcast,
(41:33):
I think pretending I would always sometimes life face sound yeah,
and just see how long you could do it if
anyone cared, Like, see if any of you would start
being like concerned about it. Yeah, I know, I feel
like I definitely was. I think that's very normal kid thing.
I made up this life for four years that there
were these two twins in my grade and primary school
and made up distinct, detailed personalities for each and told
(41:54):
my sister about all the drama they cause. Every day.
She still doesn't know that they weren't really whatt a
fucking like that would cause you more like and you'd
have to use your brain a lot more. You're doing that,
like I did not like some of these are brilliant.
I'm like, why did I think of that? We didn't
do fun ship like this. Yeah, we just pretended we
(42:15):
were Oprah and doctor Phil and filmed. Yeah. Every day,
I usually tell my sister that Nana on our Dad's
tied how to draw filled with all these foul flavors
of chewing gum because their breaths not like shit. Each
time we would see her, I'd tell my sister a
new story out the flavor she had I was in
her breath smelt like fucking roast beef. You'd be like, yeah,
so roast beef chewing gum that she hasn't that drawer.
(42:37):
That's fucked. I told my little sisters that every time
I lied, my nostrils flared and they believed it. I
would purposely flare my nostrils and tell them an obvious lie,
and then when I actually wanted to lie, they death
believe me because my nostrils didn't flare. That's a fucking
good idea. That is really funny. Once I got a
selfie stick for Christmas and I convinced my younger brother
it was a taser. I chased the board thing around
(42:58):
for ages whilst he was screaming for his live. Even
Mum was laughing so hard she couldn't tell me off
for traumatizing him. That's so excited. All right, girls, girls
and guys. That is all. Thank you so much for
coming back to listen to pass. You're gonna say anything,
thank you for coming. Okay, bye bye
With the little seven year old me inside flipped and
I hit the bottom of the stairs and my collar
bone snapped it into still locked inside of it. Oh
they were closed. Oh hello, and welcome back to hearing
Me Out. We have our regular your fave guest, your
fave guest. It is actually sadly, the listeners fave guest. Sadly.
It's sadly because it's easy, you know what I mean.
(00:22):
Like you're accessible to me, you live with me, you
can't get away from me. It's my sister Riley, She's
back if you stinky, Riley, I said that last week.
It's funny, and it's funny. You know. When we were younger,
I used to you actually hate this, and I could
do this whenever I feel like, like I'm not too
old to do this to you. I used to chase
her around. I pretend I had a knife in my hand,
(00:47):
like there isn't anything in my hand, like I'm just
holding my hand in a fist, and like I would
like pretend to stab for her and it would kill me,
but like there's nothing in my hand, Like I am
making full contact with her back, like just with the
back of my fist, like she's not punching her. It's soft,
like I'm putting an internet out and I'm chasing her
own house. And she used to crawl up to a
wall and like it would tear off, like scream. It's
(01:09):
it felt like the feeling of being tickled, you know
when you can't get away. Yeah, that's what it felt
like to me. It was like I was in hell. Yeah,
it was like she was actually because I was, because
I was picturing the knife, like to me, you were
dubbing me. Yeah, but she's alive, so it's fine. Have
you ever seen that documentary called Tickle? No, I was
thinking about it though you told me about it. Christy
(01:32):
and I watched it at in Queenstown and it's got
like amazing reviews for me, like this really fucking interesting
documentary and it just like didn't get anywhere, So there's
gonna be sportl So we fucked with you guys. I'm like,
watch it. It is so good time. Was that a
Christie's idea? I felt like I didn't say anything. I
(01:53):
just let her do it. Christy loves a fucking she
loves a prank. I don't know how she lies with
such ease. No, it's crazy. Where were we next? We
were talking to Oh, we were out that night and
then we were with the other people. We were in
New Zealand with the other couples, and she's raving about
fucking tickled and I'm thinking, these people aren't gonna find
out you're joking, do you know what I mean? Like
they're gonna watch it and they're like, oh, that was
(02:15):
such a bad recommendation, and like I can't have that
on my record. No, no, So I was like I
don't know. I was like, how's she doing this? Like
we're not even conversing, and I just hear her doing it,
and I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. Anyway, it's about
basically this is a spoiler, but like honestly, I wouldn't
recommend watching it anyways, the underground secret world of like
tickling competitions and stuff, and there's this like a tickle fetish. Yeah,
(02:38):
but that's what it is. Yeah. They would get these
young guys and like pay them a lot of money
to basically sit in this room with like five other
guys like sitting on top of them, all in like
short little shorts and like sports gear basically and like
tickle each other, but like one of them would be
like pinned down to like the bed and was it
Like it's not sexual, but they want to because there's
(02:59):
a bunch of men. Well they're being paid to do it,
so essentially yes, but then the problem comes at the
moment they say they don't want to do it anymore.
They then released that video to like the whole online
and it's like if you then search up easy armortage,
it will come up with like a bunch of videos
of me being tickled by like five men, do you
know what I mean? So it then ruins their like
careers and live because it's not the worst sort of
(03:22):
video to be realized. This guy wanted to be a
football player and now he's being sat on by five
men being tickled like it's like a reputation thing, you
know what I mean, I guess, And it was just
some like underground fucking I don't know it like it
didn't get anywhere, That's what I'm saying. It was this
older guy that was kind of running these little tickle
things around the world, and I think it's still going
(03:43):
on now, But it wasn't really like illegal, like these
guys are being paid to do it like it was
a whole lot of fucking nothing, okay, and you expected
it to get somewhere. So why it's so well known?
I don't know, but I'm telling you I don't think
it is well known. It's well liked, like it's well
ranked and when you look on like TikTok and go
like what I want your documentaries? I should watch like
the tickles always there. That's so random and it made
(04:04):
me not trust anyone anymore. Write in if you have
a tickle fetish? Yeah? Do do you have a tickle finishes?
I actually think tickling to form of torture. I want
to know what it is about someone being tickled? Like,
what is it? Well, maybe it's like being like no,
actually I don't want to read into it. Maybe it's
like being like held down, like it's I don't want
to talk about you know what I mean. I'm scared anyway.
(04:25):
It wasn't like overtly sexual, but it is like it
It wasn't like none of them were naked doing it. Okay,
what can we move on? I feel sick. I'm sorry
I'm calling it. I haven't hear me out. Okay, you
like this person? I don't understand possibly why you ever would,
But why the fuck is Selena Goma is as famous
as she is? I do, I'm I don't know, I
don't know. Let me start my points and then you
(04:47):
can back it up. Girl can't sing? I can sing
as well sings used to sing. Can't sing. I just
watched isolated Selena Gome's vocals the other day and I
had to refresh my ears by listening to someone else
because it was so fucking bad. Why did you listen
to isolated? It came up on my feet. I didn't
search it up, okay anyway, But then verse like Damie
(05:08):
Lovado or Ariana Grande or fucking Miley Cyrus, like this
girl can't fucking sing. Secondly, yes, she's a beautiful woman,
but more beautiful than say Bellaharadene. No, why is she
the most followed person? He's going to be the most
beautiful person in the world. But it's like she's the
most followed person on Instagram for fucking what. I think
She's entered into a lot of different things. She was
(05:28):
a child star, so a lot of people followed her.
Smiley's children, Yeah, well cool, Marla Cyrus went weird. Miley
Cyrus is weird. No, I don't know I said it wrong.
I just said it bad. Anyway. I don't know why
I like her, but I do. I think I feel
(05:49):
for her because she has loopers and we all know
that's bad. Bellahadida has fucking Yeah. Well people love her too,
that's lime disease. Anyway. All I'm saying is Lene Goram
should not be the most followed person and anywhere. Okay, well,
someone's jealous. Okay, Selena Gramma's Isolada vocals change. Sure, Wait,
(06:18):
let me skip your head to a different song just
to show you. When about Boddy, I don't have to
talk about not. Let the chemnicals do it up till
the end. Sorry, I can, I can. Oh wow, yeah, yeah,
(06:45):
that's crazy. That is crazy, Like she can be an
actress shore but shouldn't be saying her Yeah, but even
though I don't know if she can be an actress,
that's my problem. I really hope Selena Grammer. I can't
see Selena Gomez is anyone but Selena Gomez. So I
find it really hard to watch her be another character
in a movie. It's like when actors play like But
I do love her a really big role, and you'll
never see them as anything other than that. Yeah, anyway,
(07:08):
like Chuck Buckle's bass will always be Chuck you know
what I mean? Yeah, I get it. Yeah, anyway, that
was my HEMI Chuck Bass has only been Chuck Bass.
I haven't seen him in anything. Yeah, I think he'd
be in like less popular movies. Blake Lively, I think
is the only one that's kind of broken that came
out of like yeah, yeah, Latin Mesta. You know Layton
Mista sung that song good Girls Go Bad? Yeah? How
(07:29):
random is that? I know? She should have continued, should she?
You know she was born in jail. Really Yeah, it's
that crazy. Her mum was in jail when she was born.
That's a really cool story. Yeah. Look she came you
know what, I think she had a really to my recollection.
I really like challenging childhood. Okay, And did she tell
you that I can't talk on it. I'm just it's
(07:50):
really hard to talk. Well, no, I don't know enough anyway, continue,
do you ever hear me out? I thought it would.
I thought it would come to me, but it didn't.
That's one thing. Okay, I've got one. Okay, hear me out?
Ron Weasley in the Goblet of Fire. I don't want
Harry Potter enough to like specifically know what he looks
like when he had long hair. All of them were
(08:11):
at their peak in the Goblet of Fire, even even Harry,
even Harry could get it. Do people think Harry Potter
is hot because I don't. I think they're doing the
Goblet of Fire. Yeah, like when he was wearing like
the you know, when he went to the ball and
he was wearing all the he looked better that. Actually
the Gobblet of Fire movie was probably the peak carry on, definitely, definitely.
(08:31):
But I actually think if you look like at Harry Potter,
besides some Miaoni like, none of them are really there's
no like really sexy characters. I reckon Fred Weasley is hot.
Which one is that? One of the twins? Why not
both of the twins? One of them's hotter than the
other one. Okay, And obviously Robert Pattinson, Yeah him in
(08:53):
the Goblet of Fire. Yes, gorgeous, something else devastating. Yeah,
it's time to watch. On a oh side note, I've
got to recommendation for you. Riley actually recommended it to me.
I will give her credit or she'll interrupt Sunrise on
the Reaping the new Hunger Games book, which is about
Hamish's games. Hamish, Mitch, you can't Mitch whatever? Well AnyWho,
(09:17):
Hey Mich the drunken mentor of Coutness and Peter. He
obviously won his games back in the fiftieth Hunger Games.
And it's about that, and it's so so good. It
has made me want to watch Hunger Games every single
day since, but for some reason I don't because I
feel like Hunger Games is something I would like to
watch with my sister sitting next to me, and she
is never around and she always just goes to bed
(09:39):
when she gets home, and she doesn't fucking talk to me,
and we never have time to watch a movie together
because it's eight thirty bedtime for Riley, Grandma's going to bed.
I do go to bed early. I would like to
watch the Hunger Games with you. Yeah, that's I'm happy
to watch the Hunger Games. I'm happy to watch the
second Hunger Games. That's what I feel like at the
moment I would like to start. I'm craving that. But yeah,
(10:01):
I go to a bit early. What it is, it's
not embarrassing, it's put together. I need eight hours and
I so when I get into bed at nine, I
go on my phone for an hour. That's that's a
lot of time on your phone. Yeah, it is a
lot of Okay, says little miss who goes to bed
at four am because I'm reading. Yeah, I know, I'm
reading two I got on my phone and we all sing,
(10:23):
I'll do all my Where's who said that again? I
think we all sing who said it? Victoria Justice? About
I was actually like, I'll let you finish. But I
was in a deep dive rabbit hole about those Dan
Schneider shows from Nickelodeon last night Zoie one on one
(10:43):
and then if you watch the I haven't, but I will.
This is a documentary about it. I think it's Disney though, No,
it's Nickelodeon's about Dan Schneider. Yeah, okay, and it's called
I wrote it down yesterday quiet on set. Yeah it's good.
I've watched it. Yeah, anyway, And then I read, and
then I go to bed, go to sleep, eyes closed
at eleven, So then they get eight hours, wake up
(11:04):
at seven. That's my routine. You don't work up at
seven that you work up with like eight. No, I
don't you fed the cats? Just wrning o't like eight yeah,
because I'm working from home today. Whatever, All right, this
week we have sibling you know how like people lie
to their siblings and convince them of something and like
they like remember it for like years, and their siblings
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like convince them that like if they do this, they're
gonna like die. And I think that's really funny. We
actually didn't fuck around. I didn't no, No, I didn't
lie as to I can't. I'm not a good liar. No,
Like at school, I never skip classes. I never did anything.
I like if I'm I'm really scared of authority. So
I feel like we weren't big liars as kids, unless
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it would be like that old thing where it's like
we would all be playing outside and then someone gets
hurt and then they go to run into mom and
you're like please don't, please, don't please, don't you know
what I mean? I didn't do anything. Well, yeah, but
it's like I didn't lie about shit. I don't like
sneaky kids. No, you more so than Meme. I was
not sneaky. Okay, So we have some stories. We've also
(12:08):
just mixing some fun family chaos. Stories in there, so
let's get into it. You already thought of today. I
even't tried to do it. Is this podcast or not? Casters? Yeah,
chatchpt could make their own text message thread it's fake
if they wanted to. You could ask, like I could
(12:30):
send a screenshot of like my messages with you, and
I'll be like, change easy message to say this like
we're all fucked. Yeah you could, but I have the original,
so you couldn't actually use it with any value. Which
one is the original? Though? How does yours it up?
The screenshot? But I could like scroll No, but these
(12:51):
people don't have access to your phone. You're telling there
are some crazies out there that would now utilize that,
Like they could cheat on their partners and be like,
I didn't say anything back, it was just him, you
know what I mean? Change all my messages to act
really uninterested. Do you know chips can't fake any sort
of bank state when or anything with a go dollar
sign in it. So I'm like, maybe they have a
(13:14):
thing about doing text messages. I don't know cha you
can do I don't. I only just maybe started utilizing it,
I reckon like a month ago, and I only use
it to ask questions really like I asked where lactose
free milk comes from the other day, because who was
I with? Jazz? Are there different cows? No, they are
not different cows, judsmine. Okay, I thought you were asking that. No, God, no,
(13:37):
I know there's there's no different cows. No, she thought
different cows had lack different chocolate milk too, Jazz. No,
they put an enzyme in it that breaks down lack
tea's in it, and then it just like they're like
they alter the milk once that's coming out of the cow. Right,
lactose free milk. Fucking slaps. It is the creamiest, yummiest milk.
(13:58):
To give it a go. It's so good. I don't
know if it's healthier. Someone tell me that is that healthy? Okay, anyway,
let's do a healthick. People notice my toned arms in
my last TikTok it made me feel really good. Your
toned arms. They said, your arms are really toned. Think
you think, all right, let's go, hey, queen love you.
You're the baddest of them all. Okay, No, you didn't
(14:21):
need to read that part out humble. I've always liked person,
wouldn't have read it out loud, Blake back me up here.
That's a really nice thing to say. I'm going to
give her credit. Yeah, you're cocky. I'm not cocky, but
sometimes I need a confidence bouze. Whatever I need to
spill this story, I literally want to die anytime I
think about it. To give you some context, I grew
(14:43):
up in a household of girls, so I was used
to leaving my girly things around and not having to
worry about it. My boyfriend, on the other hand, his
family is mostly boys, including his brother who's my age.
And mind you, I've literally walked in while he's been
in the shower and seen his butt. Although that's not
the story. The first part of this story is when
some two pairs of my lace pink gee strings and
red undies ended up in my boyfriend's washing. His family
(15:06):
sorted the laundry and folded them neatly at the end
of his bed for collection. God, don't you miss the
fucking days where you mum would do our washing and
folder and it would just be in a pile, or
sometimes she'd even used to put it away when we
were younger, like when we were younger. Yeah, a long
time since any of that, yeah, a long time. Like
if I moved on now, I'm not sure that that
(15:27):
would still be the case. Sometimes I think it's never
gonna stop now what I mean, we never have to
stop doing stuff. No, it's never gonna get easier. Actually,
husbands or go wives, when we're in a marriage, then
they can do it for you. I don't like, I'll
have a husband that could cook me dinner when I
mean like cleaning, putting yourself away, laundry, Like my room's
(15:51):
a mess, and I'm like, I don't know how to
make this on a mess because it's only me that
can do this, and I don't feel like doing. Life's hard.
Life is hard anyway. AnyWho. At this stage we had
been together for long enough for that to be brushed off.
It was still very much the getting to know each
other phase. Kill me anyways, Moving on the other day,
I was at his house rushing out the door for work.
Hours later, while I was at work, I checked my
(16:12):
phone to see a message from my boyfriend saying his
dad found my red lace cheese string at the front doorstep.
Mine knew it was worn. I was mortified. It took
me days to build the courage to go back to
his house and face his while pretending nothing happened. A
worn pair of undies is so different too. Yeah, completely, Yeah,
to make things worse. The following week, I was at
his house, starting downstairs early in the morning. Next minute,
(16:34):
his dad quickly walks into the lounge in nothing but
his undies. He quickly covered his bits and ran out.
I guess he didn't expect to see me there. Now,
anytime I interact with my boyfriend's family, I just freeze
up thinking about these moments help a girl. Yeah, seeing
a whole lot of things happening in all small space
of time that sucks. It does suck. It's like there's
something about seeing the dad, Like if I saw my
(16:55):
boyfriend dad walk out in his uney's. Yeah, it's uncomfortable,
but it's like it's johndis like everything's covered, but it's
still like it's just like you know that he's he
feels more awkward than you. But I hate that because
it's also who told her that that he found her
undies the boyfriend. He shouldn't have told her that. Yeah,
may be not necessary and embarrassing. Yeah, yes, in my opinion, Yeah,
I actually do agree with that. Okay, so this one
(17:16):
is a lie and apparently it's it's funny, so I'm
very excited. All right, Hey, is he absolutely loving the
part it feels my hot girl walks. I'm glad it
feels someone's hot girl walks, because I don't think i've
walked sin. I walked a little bit for like two weeks.
You did. I went for my second walk in since
like June this morning, so I'm we're proud of you. Yeah,
well done girl. Growing up, my sister and I both
(17:38):
had pet mice. I know. I can't believe that your
parents were like, yeah, no, my secute as fuck. I'm
all about that. They're literally the most adorable things in
the world. Yeah, but like Mum, wouldn't that wouldn't let No,
they wouldn't have let us do that. Now, but I
remember begging for them in the pet shop. Yeah, well,
if they're cute, that's fair. After about a year, my
poor baby girl grew a massive tumor on the side
(17:59):
of her head. It legit grew bigger than her whole body. Oh,
she wouldn't have been able to stand up straight. That's
really heartbreaking. Anyways, my poor girl battled for a few months,
but sadly died and I was devastated. I remember my
sister and mum coming into my room that morning and
telling me my little cheese was laying dead in her
(18:20):
cage that I decorated with my littlest pet shop accessories.
I ran downstairs and saw her there, and we even
had a little funeral for her in the backyard. Fast
forward thirteen years. I've only just been told that my mum,
my sister and my mum fed my baby girl foranergen,
a human drug for allergies and suffocating wait finish it,
(18:42):
and suffocated her in a brown paper bag, putting her
back in the cage to stage her dead. Suffocated her.
That's crazy. Why why for an ergan? Maybe because they
knew it would kill it, so they just wanted her
to be put out of a misery, essentially, I'd say,
But like she just suffocated in a round baby back.
(19:03):
Oh oh my god, God. For years I believe my
pormouse was defeated by the tumor, but in reality she
was murdered by my mom and my sister. Well, I
was sleeping innocently in bed, that is, I know they
were trying to put her out of my misery. But
I can't believe I was blindsided like that that is wow,
that's not human way to kill it. Maybe they searched,
(19:24):
like what's the most humane way. The most human way
apparently is drowning. No, no, no, for mice, isn't it.
We used to do mice traps that people say, oh,
drowning is a really chill way for humans, and I like, no,
it's not. It's terrifying for those like minute where you're
like gold period and water about this, and then maybe
it's peaceful once you like finally accept that there's no
(19:45):
heir and her Mum and dad were kind of strict
will Mom was strict when we were younger. Dad was
also strict when we were younger. Yeah, but I think
it was like a United Front sort of situation. Yeah. Anyway,
I remember the other day, you know the song London
Bridge by Fergie. Yeah, Yeah, we were not allow had
to listen to that under any circumstances. I remember I
was listening to it because we used to have a
little TV in the back seat and I was listening
(20:07):
to the London Bridge and Mum got angry at me
and told me to stop listening to it because it
was trash, and I would listen to it. Well is
someone that staw things reality TV? I would listen to
it secretly in my room because I wasn't allowed to
listen to I thought London Bridge meant vagina or something. Yeah, well,
I feel like I would have some sort of vietemism.
You know what. I also thought meant vagina. Well, I
don't know if I would have told you this one.
(20:27):
We're little the song Beautiful Soul by you Know You
and Your Beautiful Also, I thought beautiful Soul meant beautiful vagina. Well,
that's embarrassing. And every time I would watch the film clip,
I would imagine I was like, why is he Why
you weren't a lesbian? It was like why is he singing?
I didn't like it at the time. I just I
(20:49):
was like, why is this guy singing about this? It's
so fucked that that is really fucked. Jesse McCartney, Yeah,
Jesse McCartney. I was like, that's the sluttiest thing ever. Well,
it's not about that, so you freak Yeah, Okay. When
I was thirteen, my family went on holiday to Europe
with a couple of other families. Lucky, my sister was
fifteen and the oldest out of all the kids. I
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was second oldest. I was quite bitchy and would exclude
her when hanging out with the other kids because I
thought she was too old. That's funny, too old, that's
kind of crazy. As usually people want to hang out
with the oldest sibling. Yeah, usually it's the reverse. Yeah,
the reverse. For me, it's like, you don't want to
hang out with the younger kids. Yeah, But like if
they were all thirteen and then there was this one
(21:30):
or fifteen, now, fifteen year old would have been cool.
I was cool, cooler than I was, I'll give you that. Yeah.
In one of our travel days, we were flying out
of Turkey and I went to get my mini iPad
and realized it was gone. I started freaking out and
told my sister I'd left it behind and begged her
not to tell our parents because they'd kill me. So
the whole rest of the trip I hid from my
parents that I'd lost my iPad. Anyway, it's a month later,
(21:52):
it's my birthday and my sister gives me my present.
It's my mini iPad. She's stolen it from me, has
punishment for me being a bitch and kept it the
whole holiday and then gifted it back to me for
my bad day. I loved that. Yeah, that's amazing. She
had fully comforted me when I was crying about losing
it and never said a word. That's that okay psychopathic behavior,
But I love it. Then it's like, well, you have
(22:14):
to kind of comfort to keep it for lie, otherwise
you can't like, oh, by the way I have it. Yeah. No,
she did what she had to do, and that that
smug look in her face when that chick was unwrapping,
I mean it would have been golden. Even worse, she
screen recorded all my really weird TikTok drafts and sent
them to her friends. You know what, that's fuck. That's bullying. Yeah, bully.
But if you're going to exclude your siblings siblings, you
(22:38):
ignore me. No, I didn't know much exclude you. I
did not fucking exclude you. Whatever. Honestly props her for
keeping up the life as so long. It's not even
the worst thing she's done to it as punishment. I
think that's a good, easy kind of harm, Like no
one's I like it. Yeah, it's well thought out and
well executed. Yeah, Hi, Izzy, and Riley love you both
(23:02):
so so much. See was that cocky for me to
bry that out? No, because I'm involved, Oh bitch, I'm
the oldest out of my siblings. So this isn't something
a sibling lied to me about. It's something I lied
about to my little sister. I was eight at the
time and my sister was about five, And you know
the classic telling your sibling their adopted story. Well, I
thought I'd switch it up and tell my sister that
(23:24):
I was adopted instead. I walked into her room, sat
in the end of her bed, acting all serious and
sad fully committed to making it believable, and I say, look,
there's something I need to tell you. Mom, Dad and
I have kept this from me for a while. I'm adopted.
Then I proceeded to tell her that I'm from another
country and make up this whole backstory of how I
got to Australia. She looks at me and starts absolutely sobbing, saying,
so you're not my real sister, and cries even more.
(23:46):
That would be like heartbreaking at a young age. Absolutely now,
I couldn't fucking get less. After about ten minutes of
watching a ball, her eyes out I felt bad and
started to fess up. She instantly stopped crying and was
happy again. I've never seen a mood change so in
my life. I begged her not sell mom and Dad
because I knew I'd get in trouble. And it was
definitely validating knowing she cared so much that I wasn't
(24:07):
a real sister for a hot minute at least fair,
that would be validating. Yeah, you know how you just said,
I've never seen a mood change so quick. Yeah, it
reminded me of We watched this documentary The Perfect Neighbor,
and I don't want to spoil it, but like there's
a phone call like towards the end when something happens,
(24:28):
and like there's a lady like balling her fucking eyes out,
and within like a fucking split second, she's like furious again.
And it's like you could tell that, like her crying
was a complete bullshit, you know what I mean, People
are crazy when they do that shit. Like you could
see instantly we were listening to that fucking phone call
and we were all like, she's nuts. It's good, it's
very interesting, very sad, really really all body cam footage,
(24:49):
which initially you think moves quite slowly, and it maybe
does move quite slowly, but like it's a really no,
it's really heartbreaking. I don't understand how people can some
people are really good liars. I don't care how they
can lie but not feel guilty about it. I think
that's the part that gets me. Like some people are
like crissy, like were saying, it's a really impressive liar,
(25:11):
And I'm like, you could lie about anything and I
believe you. Yeah, that's always anything she tells me. Yeah,
but people that lie about to because he's lying about
funny stuff. That's fun. It's just pranking. She just she's
always pranking. But I'm like, yeah, there are lies. I'm like,
how did you? How did you keep that up? I
(25:31):
definitely think there's also difference in lying and just like
omitting the truth, you know what I mean. Yeah, admitting
the truth's a lot easier omitting the truth, like not
what I said, omitting the truth I have done. I'm
sure we've met other times, but like lying directly is
like it's scary to me. Hazy. I love the pod
(25:51):
literally the highlight of my week. Thank you. That's so nice.
Imagine it being that you're an asshole. You not you.
You're lovely my sister. When I was young, I'd always
be at my cousin's house for the school holidays. We'd
ride our bikes, rollerblades, skateboards, all of it to the
local wallies and around a suburb. Do you remember rip stix?
I used to fucking tread on a riptick. No, you
(26:12):
fucking did it? Yes, into warm bar down the wards driveway.
I don't think I could use the rips. You could.
I had better thinking about it because I was a cheerleader. Okay,
I was a cheerleader too. You were a base I
found my feet, I found you. See. I found a
video of us, our cheerleading video when we were both flyers.
(26:32):
Yeah for what a week for a pyramid before they
went You're not good. I was the center flyer for
the pyramid, and then I was at the front of
the dance for Lemon three when I dropped down to
your team to help you out because you were missing
a flyer. That's on. You're talking about whatever the front
of level three than at the back of level five.
I was at the front of level five. Yeah, okay, okay, SpongeBob,
(26:55):
all right, cuttree. She used to call me SpongeBob because
I don't have hips, like this is just sicily bitchiness,
but like I've got really like small hips, so like
I'm a rid of a square. This was when you
actually looks like spongeb period after being diagnosed with pothiroidism.
You actual cow anyway, So she would call me SpongeBob,
which is like so fucking rude because it's like my
(27:16):
biggest insecurity is that I like have no hips and
like no waist and I'm just like one big square.
So she thinks polite SpongeBob. I go, well, fine, you're
fucking Patrick then, bitch. I wasn't Patrick. I was actually
I was Patrick for a while there. But no, it's
because you were yellow as well. That's why we did it.
For those of you who don't know, I have hypoth iroidism,
(27:37):
and it's like my thyroid gland was pretty well not
working for like two years of my life. It was
prime forming moment. No I know, I didn't. It was
during year seven and eight, which is like prime like
growth years, which is why I'm as small as I am,
like as short as I am. This is why I'm
like paper thick it's why I'm so short. But when
(27:58):
it was diagnosed, it got diagnosed because I hadn't had
my period for like eight months and we were like,
why not got blood tests. Mum called me in the
middle of my year a class and was like, oh
my god, you've got this. And it's like I think
I was. My skin was yellow, I was really puffy.
I actually have it before and after that's like crazy
work and I was freezing, like a twenty five degree
day and I'd be in my blazer and my lips
(28:18):
are always purple. Like everything that was like normal for me,
but frustrating and like sucked. Were like solved now by
this medication that was going to fix my thyroid, So
I now have it. And it was actually a really
severe case of it. Like I said, my thorob basically
didn't work at all for like two years, and she
said it was like one of the worst cases she's
ever seen. I'm like, yeah, I know, But I wasn't
(28:38):
like people with have both irons. You weren't again weight,
you were just square. But because I exercised so much
at that young age, I wasn't fat, but I was
definitely like swollen anyway. So I have to take that
meds for the rest of my life. And she bullied
me about not having any hymns, and that's really fun AnyWho,
I got to make light of it somehow. You actually
didn't mind at the time when I called you sponge Bob,
(28:59):
you thought was funny. I didn't think it was funny.
I was Cindy. I was laughing through the topers. We
were about twelve or thirteen, and one day I was
on rollerblades while she was on her green machine, one
of those loaded the floor bikes with the handles to seer.
I've never seen one. Oh, I haven't used one yet.
We weren't cool like that. Yeah, we started noticing this
young guy following us every time we took He did too.
(29:21):
He was maybe sixteen, on a bike chasing us down
the street. You would have felt so cool on that
roll on those rollerblades. I would have felt a dweeb
if I was on the green machine. Yeah. We were
shitting at thinking we were going to be abducted and
sold for body parts. Dramatic, I know. We watched horror
movie the night before. I thought I knew her neighborhood
pretty well, so I told her to follow me through
(29:41):
a short cut in the bushes. Next thing I know,
I come out of the bush and see her on
the next block. She must have been zooming to try
and get away. She goes around the corner too fast,
ends up doing a three sixty off her green machine,
scrapes her knees, hands, rips the skin off her big toe.
I rush over blood everywhere. I was pissing myself laughing
at it was like in slow motion, her pulling the
handles like she's in fast and furious, then spinning out
(30:03):
and eating shit. Safe to say, we escaped the guy
and never saw him again. Firstly, I wonder why he
was fucking following creepy. Also, whenever your sibling falls over,
it's hilarious. Riley fell down the stairs the other day,
like with a bunch of suplisses, and it was so
slow motion that I almost had time to get my
phone out, and it's press record. You would have had
time to literally run a marathon and still film. She's
(30:25):
going help, help, and I'm standing there just laughing because
all of these guys she's holding in front of her
are falling down with her, and she's trying to keep
them from spilling all over the floor down onto my knees.
I was I went skidding like upright, like it wasn't
like it was like I just fell into my knees
and I was like doing like this rock and roll
(30:46):
fucking skis and downstairs and she was help and then
she was so angry at me were not helping that
she goes, can you pick the bags up? And really
stressed helpful, Yeah, what am I gonna do? Pick my
bags up for me? Off, you're panting, Now pick your
own bags up. It was really really scary, and she'd
(31:08):
heard herself too, which made it even falling over as
an adult is so humiliating. It really, even if no
one sees it, like no, there's nothing worse. Someone you're
like running up the stairs and you like trip, and
then everyone hears and goes, did you just trip? And
you're like no, now you have to admit it. Yeah,
I do regularly because we like doubled. We've got ustairs
(31:29):
in our house, so it's like three stories, so we
like take those stairs two at a time. And I
treat all the time. If you fall in public by yourself, right,
and I laugh, Yeah, this is what I'm gonna say,
what is the most eloquent way to deal with that? No? No, no,
but yes you can say I laugh, but like that's embarrassing. No,
it is embarrassing because no one's there, but there are
people kind of at a distance. You laugh in the
(31:50):
hopes that if someone else sees you when they're laughing,
you kind of laughing means like, yeah, that was funny.
Whereas I think if you just got up, brush yourself off,
and kept walking with a straight face and people were
watching you, it's even worse. Do you pretend like I'd
be like, huh, do I pretend that you're like, oh,
you know, like like you're like, oh, caught myself, but
(32:11):
but you don't say caught myself, just like, oh. I
hope that every one of my listeners is the type
of person that, if they see someone fall in public,
you pretend you didn't see it. You don't laugh, you
just look away. I reckon you could address it and
be like nice one, nice one. I wouldn't mind getting
a little thumbs up if someone saw me full I'd
be like, thank you for this. But if someone like
trips and then you giggle and it's like it's so rude,
(32:32):
Like pretend that you didn't see it. Do you know
what I mean? It's like the nose blowings, because then
they pretending they didn't see it's worse because I know
they saw it. No, but then it's like you're at
least you've got that little bit of hope that maybe
they didn't. I would always rather someone address it and
be okay with it. No, I don't like that. No.
My older sister, let's call her Sally, always had really
(32:53):
pointy ears. She convinced me as a kid that she
was in elf, not just a basic elf, but santsa's head.
She showed me that I didn't do what she said.
That's a good of her, like taking a pay, like
something she doesn't like. I'd be on the naughty list
and get rotten coal with my Sanda sack. She made
me do all her chawes, pancho drinks, and did discussing
things so she could laugh, including licking the toilet, sing
(33:16):
sink or seat. Do we think, Wait, that's like really sad,
it's really bad. I was so worried about being on
the naughty list that I did whatever she wanted. She
even downloaded the app that made fake videos from Santa,
confirming her story that she was his head at ELF
and I genuinely believed it. Finally my parents noticed me
doing all these absurd chores for her and told me
the truth. And I was just a little chow bitch
(33:38):
for four years. That's really really. I wonder if it
like was close to Christmas that she'd do it, or
like it's a sister, she'd make for it it all
year round. I reckon, wow, I could never do sata
as always watching making. But also what I wonder is
how did she get enjoyment out of watching her sister
lick a toilet sea I would I'm kidding, would you No,
(34:03):
I wouldn't let you do it. It's like when they
tried to get Ross to like drink the fucking animal
fat from the fridge and friends, and it's like they
want him to do it. At the moment he's about
to do it, they're like, no, no, no, because you
actually don't want to see something you don't want to do.
That's crazy. I feel bad for her. Also, I wouldn't
want you to look at toilets, but like I would
happily let you do my ship for me. Also having
pony years, would be cool because you would think you're
(34:26):
like a fan. Yeah, you're like you're like Favor or Alan.
My girl, you're a girl. Dad's one of five, so
we have a big family. One of his best mates
from his twenties used to live with him and was
basically family. We'll call him Declan. My auntie ended up
dating Declan for years and they got engaged. Eventually, they
broke it off and went their separate ways until my
(34:47):
auntie ended up dating Declan's older brother. They fell in
love got married. Now I have two kids in their twenties,
a real life version of the summer I termed pretty.
To this day, Declan, her ex fiance, still comes to
family Christmas and just sits at the table like nothing happened. Wow,
I couldn't imagine dating the same guy. Dating the same guy? Yeah,
oh yeah right, okay, like I would never date one
(35:08):
of your x's. No. My auntie took a picture of
her cat sleeping on the couch because it looked so cute,
and she posted on Facebook the cat was actually dead.
Oh yeah, we have work cat owners. We get really sad.
That's fucked. My brother, let's call him Billy, was roughly
thirteen at the time and was acting so weird and secretive.
(35:28):
He just finished football season and was gifted a bottle
of wine with a team photo on it. Not sure
how at that age, huh a bottle of wine to
a thirteen year old, It's fucking render fucking weird. Anyways,
I kept coming into his room to see what he
was doing. I thought he was getting drunk in his
own room on a random Tuesday night. But nope. I
looked in the corner and he took a shit in
(35:49):
the corner of his room. Saved as ay. He never
lived this one down in the bloody animal. Oh my god,
I locked the core memory for me. Remember we had
got on the floor in your room. It wasn't me,
That's what we're saying. So it was you, It wasn't
fucking me. Well, so this is what I swear. We've
spoken about the bow. I come home one day. I
(36:11):
don't know how old we were. I think that I
shot in your eye. I thought it was Casey. We
only had a cat at this point, only we had
two cats. This was how old anyway, we had cats,
not dogs. And I come into our room and I go, mom,
there's a fucking pool on my carpet and it wasn't me.
We were all, I'm like, I like I knew it
wasn't me because it wasn't me, And so like we're like,
(36:32):
it must be Riley or Casey because like that isn't
a human It was also like a full blown teenager.
It would have been like seventeen human ship. Like it
wasn't a fucking cat. Shit. And to this day we
have no idea what pood on my floor? That's so weird.
But why does my head instantly on my own floor?
Trady came in to like fixate your conditioner and shot
on the floor. Why why is that when my head
wasn't big enough it was a kid ship but it wasn't.
(36:54):
It wasn't me, mate, Well it might have been Casey
wouldn't have done that. Who else? There's no other solution.
Ye don know. It's really weird. I miss I felt targeted,
felt target all right. So I've only haven't broken one
bone in my life. And this is how it went.
And my older brother and I were seven and nine
at the time, and we had a house with stairs.
(37:16):
We decided it would be funny to play a game
called boats. The game was that we would put each
other in a suitcase and push the other one down
the stairs. So my brother was first up, so I
zipped him up and you heated him down the stairs.
Turns out he dislocated his shoulder, but I still wanted
to go anyway, The time came and he zipped me
up and he ated me down. The suitcase with a
(37:36):
little seven year old me inside flipped and I hit
the bottom of the stairs and my collarbhone snapped it
into you'd think just look at a jolder collar bone.
Maybe we stopped playing boats. Oh my god. Anyway, still
locked inside of it. Oh, they were closed. It was closed.
She was zipped inside the suitcase. I expected her to
be sitting in it, you know what I mean. Anyway,
(37:57):
I still locked inside of it. I was screaming and
pushing the lead with a broken collar bone. My brother
let me out. We both laughed and I said, my
arm hurts. Mommy Deres was not happy with us. I'm
pretty sure that's why I'm still claustrophobic as an adult.
That probably would be why your cluster is really scary.
Do you ever think about the bones in your body?
Like you become aware of the bones and feel really sick.
(38:19):
It happened to me just before. It happens to me
a few times a day. I don't want to talk
about I think about things to want to inflict this
on me because I just want someone to understand, Like
I just thought about my knee just then, know, like
nearly vomited. I sometimes get very conscious of the fact
that I'm just like a sack of like flesh and stuff.
And that's like I'm so well like our like we
have our own fucking organs, you know, like everything inside
(38:42):
me is so delicate, and we're never going to see
our organs either, Isn't that weird? They're ours and they're
in our body, and we're never going to get to
see that. I think we could one day with like bchwood,
that's suns AnyWho, all right now, we have some short
and sweet little eyes given to siblings. My sister used
my fake ID when she was underage. I actually used
(39:03):
Riley's fak i D when I was underage. She went
out and was given a fine by the police for
public drinking on a bus. She didn't tell me until
I got the fine in the mail of five hundred
dollars from the police. And then she proceeded to lie
about it and try and gaslight me, and eventually the
truth came out. Wow. I feel like Riley was always
so scared to give it to me because there was
a lot of where we would go when we were younger,
with like the scan tech machines, meaning they scan your ID,
(39:26):
and it's like, if you get banned from one place
with one of those machines, you get banned from anywhere
with those machines. And she was always worried I'd run
amuck and fucking ban her ID because you were still
obviously I was still using it. My sister has a
lot of OCD tendencies, so her spaces must stay clean.
One day, walked into my room and noticed her hair
brushing straighter on the floor. Turns out, when I wasn't home,
(39:46):
she would go into my room and do her hair,
So it was okay to get her hair on my floor,
but just not on her own. That's fast. So that
doesn't sound that far out of reach from something that
we would do. I would never I don't want to
do my hair in your room. I like my own space.
I don't know I would do something like that. I
would have at some point done something like that. It's
like someone going to like if you've got a like
(40:11):
a boyfriend or resting and you need to like go
to the toilet, and it's like you'll use like your
siblings store because that your worth it. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
This is like I'd be annoyed that your hair was
on my floor, okay, And you always leave hair in
the sink. You're one of those people that like will
pull your hair out while you're doing it and just
leave it in the fucking sink. Oh, I wash it down. No,
you don't, you don't I wash it down. My older
(40:31):
brother had me convinced that if you hold in your fat,
the smell would somehow leak through your skin and smell
even worse. I was five and believe it till I
was around twelve. So for seven years I let out
every single fart out of fear that my fight would
just leak out of me and smell worse. That's like,
you a great lie. Yeah I would have believed that. Yeah,
not my sibling, but my dad made me believe the
(40:52):
fridge grew excuse me. When I went to time out,
he would put me in front of the fridge. To
watch the fridge grow. I believed it until I was
like eleven, and only a friend made me realize it
didn't grow. In my defense, we did upgrade fridges. That's funny.
That's just like fucking with the kid for what. Yeah, No,
(41:12):
like making them sit there like yeah, it's sitting in
a corner. At least they're being told me they're watching
something grow. When I was in resorts with my family,
I would pretend I drowned in the pool. Really, families
are just fucked, and my brother would try and pull
me out of the pool. One time, we started yelling
out to other families to come and help, and eventually
he would scream and cry ps love you. In the podcast,
(41:33):
I think pretending I would always sometimes life face sound yeah,
and just see how long you could do it if
anyone cared, Like, see if any of you would start
being like concerned about it. Yeah, I know, I feel
like I definitely was. I think that's very normal kid thing.
I made up this life for four years that there
were these two twins in my grade and primary school
and made up distinct, detailed personalities for each and told
(41:54):
my sister about all the drama they cause. Every day.
She still doesn't know that they weren't really whatt a
fucking like that would cause you more like and you'd
have to use your brain a lot more. You're doing that,
like I did not like some of these are brilliant.
I'm like, why did I think of that? We didn't
do fun ship like this. Yeah, we just pretended we
(42:15):
were Oprah and doctor Phil and filmed. Yeah. Every day,
I usually tell my sister that Nana on our Dad's
tied how to draw filled with all these foul flavors
of chewing gum because their breaths not like shit. Each
time we would see her, I'd tell my sister a
new story out the flavor she had I was in
her breath smelt like fucking roast beef. You'd be like, yeah,
so roast beef chewing gum that she hasn't that drawer.
(42:37):
That's fucked. I told my little sisters that every time
I lied, my nostrils flared and they believed it. I
would purposely flare my nostrils and tell them an obvious lie,
and then when I actually wanted to lie, they death
believe me because my nostrils didn't flare. That's a fucking
good idea. That is really funny. Once I got a
selfie stick for Christmas and I convinced my younger brother
it was a taser. I chased the board thing around
(42:58):
for ages whilst he was screaming for his live. Even
Mum was laughing so hard she couldn't tell me off
for traumatizing him. That's so excited. All right, girls, girls
and guys. That is all. Thank you so much for
coming back to listen to pass. You're gonna say anything,
thank you for coming. Okay, bye bye
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