October 8, 2025 • 41 mins
Welcome to this week’s episode of Hear Me Out and it’s one of my most special episodes yet! Bought to you by our friends from Pandora, we’re doing a bestie edition episode with my best friend Allegra. We’re talking all things friendship - how we met, what we’ve been through together and our most iconic memories.. plus, we’re going through your most iconic bestfriend memories and charms as well.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And like in that age, you don't go can I kiss?
You know, it's kind of just like a blur of like, okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go he goes gum out.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome back to hear me Out. This is
a very special episode today. It's a best friend addition,
brought to you by our friends at Pandora. So today
I thought, who better to bring on than my long
term best friend Alectra.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thanks for having I.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Was so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're all excited.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We always wanted to do it, but I'm like, this
is the perfect episode to do it. We've be best.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Friends for I think it's eleven years.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well it was eleven. We celebrated our tent. We thought
it was our tent, but we got we miscalculated, so
we and we know a date, which I think is
really rare for people, like a date that we met.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, that date will be the best date of mine.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Who used to gum will remember. And it's my only anniversary.
I celebrate right now.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We'll continue celebrating until the.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Time end of time. But last weekend on a like Saturday,
when was it like obviously we'd had a little bit strength.
She's like, honestly, I just don't want to do without you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah. Yeah, I was like, well, imagine if we didn't
meet that day, like our lives probably would have been
so different.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Like I know you have had friendship.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Issues, yeah, but you're my one long standing solid I've
always got you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Like I also think you're such a steady, stable friendship
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So it's nice to be able to have that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
And I have to worry about having dramas with friends,
Like some friends come and go, but.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I feel like and some friends are annoying to hang around.
Of god where its sound like cows. Basically, we just
but how we met, I think is so funny and random,
So funny and random and cute. But we met at
the Kong Social, which sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like a bit of a rich like a tennis club,
like tennis.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It kind of is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Nobody's a tennis club. We met at a tennis club.
We both did not play tennis at.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The no so it's just social. It was the year
eight Kyong Social, and it's basically like you'd all buy tickets,
everyone from like all the schools surrounding your area in
your eight would go. You dress up, well, you wouldn't
even dress up. I don't think I've ever want to
dress as short as I wore that down life.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think that's a private girls school issue of ours.
We had too much hormones running through our bodies like.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That just didn't git me. My ass cheeks hang out
at bottom. I was fourteen, Yeah, yeah, and I was like,
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I borrowed a friend's black dress.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was up my yeah, at my what would you
call it? S up my ass? Anyway, so I remember
exactly what I was wearing and we were in It
was during that period where everyone would take videos of
people kissing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh yeah, that's a horrifying period for any digital No,
because my first kiss story is a little bit less conventional.
I mean, it isn't unconventional. Everyone snuck out when they
were younger, but I I did a sneaker out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You really were.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I had an older sister that was naughty, and I
think I was like a little bit like I was
a little bit of like, not frigid, but I was
a little bit delayed compared to most of my friends.
So I think by the time it got to the
point where I wanted to have my first kiss, I
was like, fuck it, I'm just running out of my house.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm going like I just got to do it right now,
and I left. I have to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, there was this boy I had the biggest crush on,
and you know how you'd make everyone at glen Ferry
would see him every Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Cuteyes, so for people that don't know, like every Friday.
I remember the fucking fear that I would feel on
those trams every Friday. Everyone would look a little bit
nicer and you'd get on the tram and you would
go down to Glen Farry MLBAM, which is kind of
just it was really everyone hung around outside nandos.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it was sort of like the surrounding schools that
you were around. Came you'd meet up with boys and
it would be the only time that you would ever
see boys other than like it was.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Kind of casual, but you didn't really have to ask
anyone to be there. You kind of just knew that
if you went, there'd be boys there and you could
kind of socialize, not.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That we'd say much then we'd probably just hop around
like giggle.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I was almost in tears of anxiety every single time
in my school was like the furthest along the tram line,
so by the time I'd gotten there every time, everything
was like very already established.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We were lucky.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
We used to ask our teachers to let us out
like five minutes early, because so you could get We
could get the first tram down glen Ferry because the
trams would pack up so much because everyone was going
in the same direction after school that you could miss
the tram just because so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like an MLC girls, A lot of the time we
would get there and people would be gone because it
was weird, and.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I used to stay until like sunset.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Police would get called because we'd be hovering around shop
like shopfronts and we'd be leaning on windows.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And you, to me, were more I knew who Leg
was before I met her, really because then maybe the
old I had an old sister too, but it was
a bit different. I like did not get introduced to
a male until probably around the time I met Leg,
and even then I really struggled to talk to them,
so it was kind of like people were pushing me.
I was the last kiss of like our whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I remember you had a little bit of a
struggle period and I felt I felt for you because
I knew that you were so like hot, gorgeous and
confident when we were together, but when it came to boys,
I think, you know, but that's every girl that's going
to a girls school.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Then you're seeing certain girls that are like thriving in
these environments, and you're like, how do I just relax
and talk to these men?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah? I think I went through a phase where I
was a little bit like fake it till you make it,
and also just probably being a little bit of a bitch,
like you know that the protective mode that you go
into when you're like nervous and it's like, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well name, it's like whatever, don't even care about you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You just probably did the opposite. You just mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm not not talking, can't talk, won't say words, don't English.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh anyway, but I need to tell you back to
my first kiss story. So I snuck out this one
night to meet this boy that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was obsessed with. I know, yeah, yeah, you've heard.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I think they were friends.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know, but yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
One of my girlfriends was staying at mine and she
was going to come with me, but another one of
my friends was coming from Pran and I was in Malvin,
so for people that don't really know, it's like fathers. No, well,
that's probably she was walking in the middle of the
night to come to Maulvin from Paran.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's probably because Uber wasn't a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's really a thirty to forty minute walk in the
dark and Uber. We were. How old were we? I
don't know when my first How old was you were?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Probably I was very late.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know I was my memories, I think I
was late fifteen, early sixteen. Well then I would have
just been before you, I think, yeah, but too young?
Do you walk very young?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Walking by yourself? Anyway, I was around the corner. We
were going to go meet these bois at a park,
and I thought it'd be a good idea to bring
a knife, a little knife, not like a stand a knife,
your cutlery knife.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I got like a button knife.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Like a button knife.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was one of the ones that was like, yeah,
it's a bit serrated, like a steak knife. And I
grabbed it, thinking like, yep, this is all the protection
I need, so confident, thinking that I'm invincible at the age.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Of first kiss.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You are a little pep for my step And we
sneak out to this park.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I see him.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
We go and like stand on other sides of the
park for like ten minutes because we're too nervous to
say hello to each other, which is so.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And there's probably like four people there, but yeah, there's
four people.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One of my friends who was a little bit more
like anyway, she's off in the corner doing god knows
what with this other guy, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Just like she was enjoying uslf she was having that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And I'm standing there like I've just got to make
my move, like I'll go over to him. So we're talking.
We're sort of like in the bushes, but like under
a tree. The sprinklers just go on, so we're just
on the side for romantic.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You think, No, he's like.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Was shorter than you.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, actually, now I was quite I didn't grow until later,
but yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He was small.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He was a little boy.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, And I'm just standing there like waiting, like who
knows how to make that first move, Like what you
meant to do. There's not like anything you do except
for just like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm like at that age, you don't go can I kiss?
You know? It's kind of just like a blur of like, Okay,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He goes, he goes, all right, speed gum out.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He's weird. When you say that, my mind just flashed
some puberty blues sort of like that. They're like, what's
it called the nonchalantness of like.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, and I think he kissed a few girls before,
but this was my first kiss. And I was like,
you know, yeah, I went all right, go, let's go.
I don't know. I don't recall the kiss. I don't
recall any of it. I must have blacked out because
the only thing I remember is to spit out the
gum scenario. And then the next day I found out
he liked to go called Jess, and I was devastated.
(07:50):
And then they kissed the next day and I was like,
I meant fucking I am nothing, And then like not
even that. I'm on the way home from sneaking out,
and like my mom's pretty chill, but also because.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
She know that you were out, any.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Other parent would, and I'm really bad on my phone
and I'm walking and I'm sort of like in the
biggest like happy mood ever. And I looked down at
my phone, like thirty miss calls from my Mom.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm like, I'm like two minutes around the corner from home.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'm like, Mom, Hi, where the fuck are you? Amazing
me being like she's like such an emotional mum, which
I like love her for, but like fully crying on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Where are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like fair enough, I've missed like twenty calls. It has probably
been half an hour where I was. I keep in mind,
I left the TV on, the lights on, thinking that
it would be like more chill than just like going
to sleep. I thought she wouldn't come downstairs. You think
we're just hanging out. And then I'm like, I thought.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
This was a good excuse.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I said, Claudia's having a anxiety attack and she was hyperventilating.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We just went out in the front to get some fresher.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That sounds fine, but why She's like, now you're fucking
u and come home now, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So then that was the end of the end of
her freedom. Nah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Mom probably gave up her anger within three seconds.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She was probably more Yeah, you would have told her
and everything would have been vie.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah. She's like, oh, I guess I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We'll get to our meeting story. But I think the
first kid story is so funny. I was honestly dead
last out of everyone, Like I was the last person
to kiss.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Shit for it as well, so.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It weighed on me a lot because people would be
rude about it, Like people posted videos this like girls
that were very night they were my friends, but those
friends that like kind of no like treat you like
fucking shit and it's not even like hah, like funny friendship.
They'd post a video on their like second accounts, which
obviously has all the boys and all the girls in
your level, and it was a monkey like running up
(09:44):
a tree away from an elephant, and they posted it
being like easy when she sees a boy and all
these boys are like ha, I'm like wait, guys. But
that kind of added that extra or everyone's noticing that
I'm like bad with guys, do you know what I mean?
And it was embarrassing that they'd put that out there
publicly for like guys to see as well, because I
just thought it was all no one notices. Anyways, I
(10:04):
was really late to the party, which is fine, but
it was a gathering, like a free house gathering two girls.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We didn't either or had we not met.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was Petra Greens.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, I was there, Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was like a dingy little like outdoor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Aircky outdoor y yeah, yeah, yeah. It was actually really fun.
But there was a guy I liked and everyone thought, yep,
that's gonna be the guy, like I'm going to kiss
him tonight, and like you're doing it at a level
of sober that you wouldn't be doing at this age,
you know what I mean, Because maybe you'll sneak a
fucking seltzer or two, but it's like you're not.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah I was, but fox sober when I yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And it's like, oh the fear, Like I just want
anyone who like hasn't had the first kise or hasn't
had sex to the first I'm just no, we.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
All feel like that before it happen. There's no way
to prepare yourself for that moment. I think you've just
got to be like and you have to know every
hearing in the world what they're doing either, like we're
all just like young idiots, like you just kind of
gotta But.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I was sitting next to this guy and I won't
name him, and I thought he was really and it
was his gorgeous but that was who everyone was. I
was like, he's been texting me a little bit. I'm like,
I'm gonna kiss this guy. So I'm sitting next to
him for like hours and hours and nothing's happening. And
this guy's bo is not no, no, no, it is
drift in my direction, and I'm like, I'll push throats,
come on, like if it doesn't happen for me tonight,
(11:18):
I'm like, this is the freehouse gathering, Like when else
am I going to fucking do it? Like I need
to make it happen tonight.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And each week that goes on, it's like the more pressure,
the more pressure, the more pressure. It's like you go
to school and everyone be talking about boys, talking about this,
talking about just like.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You wouldn't know. I'm like, no, I wouldn't, so dumb,
And then I know it's so fucking stupid anyway, And
by the end of the night and I'm like, fuck
that boy, Like come on, but what he's gonna kiss
me in front of like a circle of people all
sitting around a fucking.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Fire, have them away, like come with me to the bah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I could never I couldn't even do that now. And
I'm fucking twenty five and then I just start walking.
I'm like walking around the side. I think, I don't
know what I was doing. But I was like with
a couple of friends and this other guy who was
kind of known to be the cool like very experience.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, the part that would be like.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He always hosts the parties. And I think he literally
grabbed my arm, dragged me down the alleyway and just
fucking kissed me.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I would have wanted it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had no time to think or be stressed or
be like I wasn't even aware that was going to occur. Yes,
maybe he should have asked.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But I think at that point, you're like gloves are
after whatever's done.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
As I get my first.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Kiss, I'm done, and it's like and then all of
a sudden it was done, and I was like dazed,
and I just like walked out of that little fucking
alleyway and was like, ah, but that was our first kiss.
Stories traumatizing as they are, you know what, I think
they're not that bad in the scheme of how some
things can go.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And if they're not a little bit traumatizing them, it's
not a first kiss. Life's not that good because that's
a kiss that you'll never get back.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And like, I had a really romantic first time I
ever slept with someone, So I'm like, it's got to
be one of them's going to be.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, so into that. We won't get into that. But
how we met. We were at this Kong social We
didn't know each other, but we were there probably with
our respective school friends.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There would have been a couple of hundred people there,
but every like what twenty minutes, everyone would start fucking
screaming because there's two people kissing, and everyone would wip
their fucking flashlight cameras out.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, you'd lock people in bathrooms. You wouldn't let them
out until they'd kiss. Like it's actually, it's not the
length we'd.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Go to today.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It'd be like three circles of people like crowding around
someone kissing with their fucking phones out flashes on. So
I think we were really lucky that we didn't have
I'd never even kiss anyone in a setting like that
way people films, So being like Blue My benefited us
because no one on a photo or me kissing someone
on their phone.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And there used to be accounts where people would post
these videos of people kissing, like fully, like the worst
kiss ever, like skirts riding up, you're like straddling with
this guy.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's like this full scene.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's like no monter them mon Like that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is like if that happened now, teenagers are monsters.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
If that happened now, you definitely.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The person who posted it with person that's in an issue,
we'd be.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like, by yeah, but that's what I mean, Like your
account would get baund you'd get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like that just doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
People would have folders on their phones, like secret folders,
and it would just be like a folder of like
forty videos different people kissing, and like it's not like
they'd feel them all. They would get them sent to
them and just like create. It was a nightmare. And
I'm sure I feel like this is a universal experience.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Anyway, we've talked about kissing for too long. Let's get
back to our love and our romance.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So we didn't know each other at all, but there
was a there was like a little fake sort of
spray tattoo stands, you know when they like put the
stencil on and they like spray the tattoos on Leg.
Being a little rebel she was was in line for that,
and I obviously just like joined the line behind her
and a friend of hers, and I think they were like,
we're getting to the front of the line and we
were kind of looking at the book all they were,
(14:35):
and she kind of turns around and goes, what are
you getting. I'm like, uh, I don't know, like I'm
not sure, like and Leg goes, I think I'm getting
a Playboy bunny right at the top of my thigh.
Do you want to get it with me?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And I'm like, see, I feel like I would never
like I probably would do it now, but like I
sound so confident, like looking you were looking back then,
I don't remember ever being that confident.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I remember being like awkward.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Little nervous bit free to it, like this is weird
to me to see, like your perspective three.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, but I'm like, oh, And I kind of looked
down at my non existent dress that was actually probably
meant to be a top and went, I'm not really
comfortable pulling my probably pulling my dress up that farm,
whereas I'm like, hike it up. Yeah. So Leg ended
up getting one with another friend of hers I'm matching
playboy bunny tattoo, and I didn't end up getting anything,
(15:21):
but at that point, that's the first time we met,
and we then ended up being like hanging out that
whole night. But when she'd post photos my birthday sometimes
you include that photo of the two playboy bunny tattoos,
and I'm like, you do know that one of them
isn't me?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, I know, but I still, yeah, that's like our memory,
Like I don't I don't know alancel, but like that
is the irrelevant part to it. Yeah, But I was like,
I don't know how our friendship progressed after that, but
I just remember seeing you that night, and I didn't
have friends outside of school. I think a lot of
us that went to schools in our area everyone kind
of clung to each other. You wouldn't like verge outside
(15:55):
of your girl.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Group, whereas I kind of only had friends in different schools. Yeah,
later in life.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I think your support and your friendship for me was honestly,
like I took it for granted at the time, but
now that I look back, I'm like, fuck, I actually
probably needed you more than you might have needed me.
Like I had a really yeah. No, but yeah, dud,
please hi for me a little bitch. No, but I
I love school.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
School was great.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I mean I wasn't the most intelligent or athletic kind
of girl.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think I just creating.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I got through it because I was a little bit conscientious,
but I also wasn't loving school like every other girl.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At that age.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But I think I struggled a bit because I had
a group of girlfriends that today I'm so close with
a lot of them, I.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Don't see as much.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But I had trouble because a lot of them would
like make little comments being like, oh well, like you
can't be friends with people outside of school if you're
friends with us. I sort of just used to be like,
oh well, like I say, you guys five days a week,
like it's such on the weekends, if I want to
see it easy, I want to see I want to
go hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And we used to go to Chadst and we'd put
colored contact in different ones every weekend, purple contacts, and
go to fucking Chadston with these, but we would reuse
them and use each others. We had like one set
that we would just share between us, which is so
hi problems is incredibly lucky. But I think everything just
grew from there. And saying that, I'm not saying we
(17:18):
didn't have problems. We went through our I reckon like
six months to a year patches back in the day
where a real big issues.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Like sibling fights.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think like started off like we obviously really wanted
to be friends and spent time with each other, and
that was great. But then I think you went to
Marshmead and I heard of rumor that you thought said
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Annoying, and I was so sad and I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Was getting letters, but the letters stopped coming from leg
and I didn't realize why. And it was because obviously
she'd heard that I'd said this rumor, but I couldn't.
She wasn't sending me letters.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Like I had this one guy friend that was like, yeah,
I just got to let you know, like easy things,
you're fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm like, I didn't. I could have maybe said it
back then, but I don't think that I.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Probably was really annoying to be fair, writing love letters
like cute me, fuck you, I'm writing you letters you
let us back.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It was my only form of fucking contact but we had,
you know, fights here and there. A lot of the
fights I think also stemmed from issues I have with
my past relationship and just how insecure I was with
everything going on there. So I think I projected a
lot of that. But I'd say in the past five years,
we've pretty been We've been pretty fucking solid the last
five years.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So I think that there's no breaking us at this point.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, I think we've hit the I hit what's that
thing that if your friends are someone for seven years,
are friends for whatever is it? Seven? Some of you
learned that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm very confident that we're past whatever point.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It is that. Yeah, I think I think we're locked in.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm excited though there's so many fun chapters to come
to Little Husbands. Yeah, I can't wait to see you
in a loving relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know you haven't. Like Leg's been through that, been
through both of them.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Look, to say that Easy's had a traumatic dating expence and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Life is an understatement.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Actually, Like I think I need to just preface to
all of the listeners out there, how strong Easy has
been through all of this, like looking back at Little Us,
like thinking about all the shit that like you went
through is actually so not normal, even with the girls,
and that just like girls and drama, like every every
friendship has drama, but this was next level. It was
like segregation, like excluding. It was borderline bullying from like
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a lot of the guys like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You can only come like if you don't bring easy.
That's where issues came because I understood, like leg would
want to be there and at these parties, but like
this is my ex boyfriend going, yeah, everyone can come,
but not easy. They would actually like verbalize that right
there and a text say that, and my friends would go.
So it's like I'm that happened so fucking often for
about a year, almost every single party I wasn't allowed
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to be at because my ex was there, and yet
the girl that he cheated on me with was allowed
to be there. It's like when I say that all
these things happen and it sounds really dramatic, like I'm
not exaggerating it.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, it was so fucked up, Like it got to
the like Ease would be crying every week and like
fair enough, her emotions would bottle up because this would
be happening every single weekend and it wasn't like, oh
she had other plans. It's like we had one group
of friends and she was just not allowed to come,
and then all of a sudden, like she just fucking
flip her little everyone, which is so valid, through that amount.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of torment, it was like a volcano, and like I'd
be there.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Being like, is I understand like it, try and calm down,
like let's because I knew. It got to the point
where everyone would come to me and be like wait,
leg though, like.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Is he's really crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
She's too loud, she yells at everyone, and I'm like, yeah, guys,
but you don't realize, like you're actually being fucking horribly horrible,
like really mean. And then everyone just sort of like
took her as face value and when you'd scream, they'd
be like, she's nuts. But I think a lot of
people didn't actually realize the extent of what was going on.
I think you came out of your screaming era and
now you're like, I'll kill them with a little bit
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of kindness.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, I am a bit of a killing with kindness
these days.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, Whereas I think I'm the opposite. Now, I'm like, we.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Took a little bit of each other, but I feel like, yeah, yes,
I need it a little bit more of you and me.
All right, So that's enough about the beginning of us.
But I thought, obviously it's called hear me out, so
we're gonna get into your submissions, but first give us
to hear me out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, Okay, hear me out.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
The speed of windscreen wipers feels like a major competition.
Like when it's raining and you've got your windscreen wipers on,
like if it's going too fast, I'm embarrassed. But the
speed of the rain, it's embarrassing. Like the person in
front of you is like casually doing it here, like.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They don't really care that the rain's hitting their windscreen.
But I'm going like bang bang, and I'm like I'm
so embarrassed right now, like to turn this down. Yeah,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And on my car there's only one setting and it's
like fully hectic, like automatic, yeah it's automatic. Well no,
I have to flick it on. But it's like there
isn't a slower speed.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh so you're embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, I'm embarrassing. Every time I got my windscreen wipers,
I am embarrassed by trying to avoid and then I'm
like glazing my eyes through like one hundred thousand rain.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It makes it look like you're like really scared.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, I'm panicking right now. Yeah, but yeah, that's a.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's an pick. If you're wind screenwipe is a speedy
especially guys, just a little one. The word perinase is yuck.
I don't want to elaborate on that. I just think
it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Perineise like very very mayo. Yeah, what's peronaise? I don't
know mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I've never had it, but someone said it the other
day and I just looked at them and it was like, like, kindly,
don't say it.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You can use it, but don't.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Say would you prefer Perry Perry Mayo over pernaise?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I just don't say any of it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Like, but it's describing.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
A favor of I want some Peri Mayo.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, it's Perry Perry Mayo.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
If you're going to say it, yeah, yeah, Perry Peri
may That's way better than perinaise.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, parinase is like you're trying to be Gormet, but
we're talking about mayonnaise right now.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, it's like that salad cream stuff like that's an.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh my god, my ex boyfriend used to eat this
fucking thing and we used to laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
So sorry, yeah, this is sort of like I had
to be there thing.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We laughed about it so much. He would eat cucumbers
with salad cream, and like neither of us had ever
ever heard salad cream was it's like a really thin mayo.
We kind of watery. Ill. Anyway, if anyone eats it,
I will know what you eat it with.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right, maybe this will be the last one.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Now you can do.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
People who walk slow should have their own lane.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Because it's my biggest Hey, I say, like, probably the
fucking purpose, get off the fucking sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Prams, pushbikes. Yeah, that's annoying. You shouldn't probably be on
the road, or if you are on the road, walk
with a bit of purpose. But then there's just people
I feel like that genuinely don't have anything that they're
going to. Where are you walking to? Why are you
literally dawdling along? You may as well just be like
I just I.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Hate it, get out that. Honestly. I all people that
walk slowly, but there's two or three of them and
they're slightly separated from each other to basically block the
whole part. I will angrily. I know this is rude,
but it annoys me to such a high level. Go
excuse me and like zoom past.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I'll like shake my keys, like if I'm on an
escalator and someone's like taking both sides up, like it's normal.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You go to the left. Don't excuse me, you're not there?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, I just shake my keys or like
stump so that they know I'm there. But if they
don't move, I'm like, what are you doing? Like common sense?
It's obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Road. I have another thing that's kind of contradictory to that.
Hear me out. It's really rude for you to get
angry that someone's in your way if you haven't told
them that you're there, you know, when like yeah, people
like go like and they are annoyed because you're in
their way. But I'm like, you didn't even say excuse me?
How fuck am I meant to know that you're behind me?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
That's pretty valid, But sometimes I'm like, just have a
bit of understanding of yours surround.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
They're coming up to me like a fucking cat. I
can't hear anything, and all of a sudden they're like move,
I'm like, let me know you're behind me.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm not going to say move, I'm going to say like.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Or they go like oh and they have I'm like,
let me know you're there, and I will move to
the left swiftly.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, you're actually talking about this other one the other day.
People should think more about what socks they wear before
they go out and wear heels. I know this is
so niche, but like, I think that is so unattractive
to see a sock line that's like indented on your
ankle if you're wearing high heels.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So like leg will like pre take her socks off
like a couple hours prior.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I never remember, but I do think I should because.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The other day I tried something on and she's like,
oh my god, you're gonna have sock lines. And I'm like,
that's an issue for you, Like mind go away in
like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Maybe it's my circulation. I also really despise. I don't know,
maybe I'm gonna I feel like I might have to
say some people like if you do this, I'm sorry.
People who have coffee table books that are like Vogue,
Prata and all the brands are despise.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I think it's like.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I get the Vogue ones really like just I.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Think like old Vogue books are beautiful, but like having
like those Prada like.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Like we're not talking Vogue magazines, were those like Vogue,
big sort of hard backed books that just say Vogue
or Prata on the like, and then all their couch
pillows are gray and like silver.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I think it's like like a little bit chugy or like,
I don't know, yeah, like a bit tacky like it is.
It's like you don't have any sort of like interesting
art or like cool things or anything usually yeah, yeah, anyway, yu.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, Okay, let's get into submissions. So, as I mentioned earlier,
this episode is brought to you by Pandora. So we're
gonna be going through some submissions of your best friend
memories and got some charms and tokens the peace we'll
like share with their best friends. All Right, My best
friend and I had just gotten out of long term
toxic relationships and we went to a music festival where
we got absolutely wasted. Our two is this One thing
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led to another and we were in a tattoo booth
getting horrible matching tattoos on our lower hip undies area.
We both woke up in the morning, had no idea
why or how this happened. One day we'll both get
it lasered off. But in the meantime, it is a
random object that we share, So don't tell us what
it is, you know what. I actually don't think that's
all that bad Meleg and I have spoken about getting
matching tattoos before.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, we wanted to get about that. I'm glad we
didn't do.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We used to sit out on the top of your
balcony and watch the bats fly over while we'd cry
about our fucking low life problems.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So when chain smoke fucking rolling cigarettes and watch the
bats fly overhead. So I actually I support that unless
it's an ugly tattoo. Yeah, okay, number two not really
a charm or a token. But my best friend and
I got each other's names tattooed after only knowing each
other for three months.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, let's be real, whatever age you are, if you've
only had a friendship for three months, like it probably
probably is either like you'd be lucky if at last.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And I'm thinking it probably has. If they're sending this.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, well that's cute. Of our house.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
But like majority of friendships, I guess when you're younger,
like some people like maintain those friendships, but when you're older,
it's sort of like people come in and out of
your life depending on what you've gone through. Yeah, I
don't think making a decision to get a tattoo after
three months is probably.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Of each other's names. That's a very relationship of you. Yeah,
we met through her ex and now four years later
we're closer than ever, even though she moved to the
other side of the country and neither of us now
talk to her. X. I think slay that you're still friends.
I feel like getting a matching tattoo is smarter than
each other's names because you can always write it off
if yet not not being friends.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, you've got a matching tattoo that.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
You love, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Too. Actually, between my friendship group, we all share a
pair of pink, fluffy handcuffs. Got them out of a
vending between at schoolies. Hang on, are they going like
guys tonight? I'm feeling like I'm really gonna need the handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Can you like bring them to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Look, I don't think I'm the type of person that
would use those in general, but like if I were
to be the type, I think I just get my own.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I also don't want to know when you're feeling like
you're about to use no offense.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We're the kind of friendship where we.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Don't have we don't have sex lives to each other.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
What oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, I've heard that's
so wrong. Yeah, we don't, no, but I don't think
like we need to go into the nitty gritty of
each other's sex lives.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's likely we've known each other since you were so young.
That to me, it's almost like you're like, we know
what's happening, we don't need to hear about it. It's
like my sister, like some friends, I might, but like
still and then it's like I don't feel like we're
people that get really into that sort of stuff. I'm
very private with that stuffing, So you all right. My
Bessie and I shared a notes app called Emergency Excuses
that we used to get each other out of awkward situations,
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complete with fake text call scripts and my cat just
vomited messages. I think that's really smart.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I think that, like, I've never had to use an excuse,
because I'm not the kind of girl, I don't write
it out kind of girl. I never went on many
dates growing up, but like, yeah, I feel like I
would love that if I was like Strog, that.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Would be so handy. I've never though i'd been on
a date where I'm like, I immediately need to get
out of this that I can't just like get out
of it myself. Like I'll kind of say I've got
to leave. I've got early morning like that kind of
stuff is usually two wines and then I'm like that's enough.
Oh I did lie to someone once. This was my
only time lying. It was like, we got a coffee,
went back to his I was like, I've never been
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so bored and had nothing to say with someone ever ever.
Ever that when I left, I'm pretty sure it was
actually you. I said, oh, I've got to go legs
mums cooking me dinner, Like I really got to leave.
It was four pm, such a random excuse, and it
was four pm, so I didn't realize it was so
early because I thought, surely times moving faster than it
is for you. I was so bored that I'd been
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there for like twenty five minutes I said I had
to leave to go have dinner at four. Oh yeah,
sorry mate, So you're assuming he knew that was a lie?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
After bed?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
All right? Now after bed. Now we've got some best
friend stories. Late last year, I went to Queensland with
four of my best friends. One night we decided to
grab ice cream. It was super impromptu, impromptu. I didn't
say those said it. It's like super you said it
imprompt impromptu? Am I saying it right? Impromptu? Like leg
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says dance instead of dance the end of that. No,
they've done. It was super impromptu better and none of
us were dressed in our clothes that we'd like to
be seen in. I'm talking no bra toes, out of
our slides, et cetera. On our way to grab said
ice cream, we passed the slingshot ride in Surface Paradise
and one of our friends was like, imagine if we
went on that and my best friend Verity. Every time
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I hear that name, it makes me think of the
Colleen Hoover book that's like fucking scary as and I
took it as let's go on it instead of wow, Yeah,
great idea? Lol? Who would ever do that? One thing
led to another, and next thing you know, we paid
for a ride and all lined up together. Let's take
a second to remember that we're all dressed like absolute
fools in our clothes that never should have seen the
light of day. As we get on the ride, I
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keept reminding Verity that I had no bra on and
was super nervous that we'd go upside down and everyone
would get a free show. We got in the ride
no free show, unfortunately, but as you may know, they
record you on it and you get the video afterwards
to watch it home on a USB. When the ride finishes,
Veritie and I are talking about how much fun we had,
couldn't stop laughing. Verity then proceeds to tell me she
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has no bra on, no underwear on, and is on
her period. What the like her friend wasn't wearing like
bra Undy's aim was on a period, and that she
was worried the whole time that her tampon was gonna
fly out and hit someone. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I but like that just wouldn't happen, Like we could.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Tampon's full out when you probably.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Sometimes not unless you've got like a really heavy period.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't and mine used to fall out on a pee.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I see too, little Babe, that good okay.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
We also had no idea that this video had sound.
After we got off the ride, the people running the
slingshot will like, make sure you watch the video, Like, yeah,
make sure you watch your home. They literally sat us
down in front of everyone waiting for the ride and
played our video on full volume. Everyone heard Verity and
I talk about how we had no underwear and they
had to do at least ten people waiting and even
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more people watching the sling shot. We still talk about
this almost every time we hang out. It's on the
most embarrassing, funny experience we've had together and pretty much
sums us up as individuals row dogging life one underwear
less slingshot. Right at the time, It's like if people
knew that I wasn't wearing under it feel like I'd
be so embarrassed because they'd be like, look, how did
they know?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Aren't they on the ride at this point they're talking
about it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
No, so they've got a full peep show.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
They've got a full peep show. Well they can't actually
see it, but everyone knows how easy love the pod.
I hope you're doing well. To be honest, that wasn't
even that crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I wanted to know, like something someone, to.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Be able to see the UNDI see that. Well, no,
there isn't any So I guess I'm glad for them.
How easy love the pod. Hope you're doing well. Thank gil,
he says. Every time I respond to those, I sound
like a fucking gremlin. I go like inkyl, No, I
think it's cute. No, but thank you, thank you. One
of the funniest memories was with my best friends last
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year and we went to the Philippines. I know, crazy
place a visit for a holiday, but the scenery was
genuinely breathtaking. Picture this. My best friend is terrified of
getting rabies and recent fair that's me. Leg's the biggest
fucking hypochondriact. Like I can't even get it was.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
There was a rabies outbreak in Bali and you guys
were just mosing on around these dogs. I'm like, sorry,
they looked sick.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
They do look sick. I don't touch on it with rabies.
I'm not going to touch a dog ever on in
a place like.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That, neither really.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But I also think like I just had my guard up.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I had to stay away.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, fair enough, shit across the road. I'm like, I
think we're more likely to be hit by a bick
crossing the road that many times than we are by
a dog. And we recently witnessed a tourist getting attacked
by a monkey at Monkey Island on Thailand, So let's
say we were a little bit scarred. Fair One night,
we were walking back from dinner, by the way, the
place we happened to stumble across was the worst rated
restaurant on the island, while we witness the cook vaping
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behind the kitchen door and another cook doing his zipper
up in the kitchen, and you ate their girls.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Vaping's gotten to the point where it's that common as
much as like, I don't, yeah, but I think I
like everyfriend's vaping. Like it's like maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But like you're not going to walk into Noble and
see the chef puffing.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Away if they're in Thailand, they're not.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's not like right, But I also don't touch your
pants when you're about to cook my food.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, true, I do get weirded out about the whole
hands thing, Like people every chef doesn't wear gloves, like
all their hands are all over it. Like regards to
if they've washed their hands, it's like, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's going to be mad.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I try not to think about it too much because like,
I don't trust that men wash their hands after that
every time. And what people don't think is so disgusting.
I always talk about this with you. Guys, have just
held your penis in your hand?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, I know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's like girls who're like, you'll like, but like you're
holding toilet paper and that's all you're touching. You know.
These boys are like holding.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
It and then like and then they take at the end.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Open the fucking door. Yeah. So there's something wise than
when you've got a boyfriend and they've got little fucking
spot pee in their underwear and I'm like, why don't
you just tap the end of it with some toilet
paper and clean that look. Once we left, we read
the reviews. I said, didn't no, and instantly rushed backs
to take two Traveland tablets each. Safe to say, we
always check the reviews of a restaurant now first. Anyways,
we were walking back from dinner and somehow my friend
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stumbled over a rat, like seeing one and falling over
one is so fucked that's right, a fucking rat and
tripped over it. He fumbled over it so hard, blood
squirted everywhere. Oh my god, is he he killed it?
He killed the rat? Will hurt the rat? Blood squirted,
everyone managed to splash on his foot. Safe to say
the rat was dead and it was fresh road kill.
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Screaming and terrified, my friend left his thongs behind next
to the dead rat in the middle of the road
and ran back to our hostel barefoot. Poor rat, she said,
but yes, it's still an animal. Once getting back to
the hostel, he freaked out so much and conducted the
irrational Google searches you do that.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, major chat GBTB.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, which always say you're dying, and convinced himself that
he needed to get the rabies shot asap, which we
were previously told was around five hundred Australian dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
OIE is so expensive for medical bills. I paid seven
hundred Australian dollars to get like an iv grip and
a few tests.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I paid eighty bucks for an IVY group.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
But they've got a they've got a great healthcare system,
like they are really quick. They turn around time forgetting
my blood results.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Was yes, she had salmonella.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, I had salmonella.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
But then what Annabel says that salmonella is a stream
of barley bad No.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
No, but and they tell when I got back to Melbourne,
they told me that they don't even medicate people who
have salmonella.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I told them I can.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I'm like sitting in my deathbed, like I've got salmonella.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Why can't I eat real chicken? Then someone tell me, yeah, God,
I'm not sure if it's true, but we're on a
very small islands in the Philippines, which I doubt had
a hospital anyway. He obviously did not catch rabies and
didn't even have a cart on his foot anyways. But
in our time of crisis, our brains always think the worst.
Leg thinks the worst. Always Leg's on those people that
she hates that I get funny. It's like if I
have a cold, I'm taking a qundril and I'm stiff,
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and I sometimes even just have a paddle. You're a
doctor's visit for every cold car I think.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Call me some slack. My mum raised me to be
so hypervigilant. I think it's gotten to the point where,
like she like she's fear. What's that thing? It's like
health anxiety. I think, yeah, yeah, I think I have
health anxiety. You do have health anxiety, like as soon
as there's.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
One glimpse of like not being one hundred percent while I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Like, yep, which is why I get so confused by
like all of my Like, I have some severe elements
going on, and I kind a.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Bit emotional when you tell me about them. You're like,
I'm itching. Everyone. My whole bodies is.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Bruised leg, which is fal and all my almost was
in tears because she thought it looks like I've been
fucking assaulted. I was like, oh, it's just itching.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Your illness has not been solved, so I hasn't I
have a mystery illness. I'm my seeing guys hormatologious out
there that can Oh I can have some.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
My sleep study this morning because I needed to sleep more.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Literally we're on the phone last night. I said, go
to bed, this is going to be so good for
you at eleven am.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
And I wake up at ten and I'm like, I'm
so tired. I need to sleep a little bit more.
And I canceled my fucking sleep study.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What time did you get to bed after you ate
your goods?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Man three?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Is he cause me a one at night? It was
just putting my head down to the pillow. I'm not
like as bad of a sleeper as her, but I
do go to bed late. And I'm like, all right,
I'll answer my phone. Hey is hey, leg help me
out here?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So this is what I've eaten today. It's twelve thirty.
Can I order guzman? I do it. I'm like, all right,
it's already all in my cart.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
So you stayed up till three eight? Canceled your morning?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Hey? It came like ten minutes later. I ate it
ended up canceling the sleep study, which I'm now just
going to reschedule over the phone.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, it's all right, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's a console and then I'll do this.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'll tell you it's all right. But I do think
you should have gone.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Move on.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Finally, my best friend and I in our young fun
era before kids used to go to Oh my god,
does that mean you have kids? And you listen to
my podcast? That makes me so happy? Like people are
all so many people say they listen and I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Like, and you wonder what demographic is I mean you
obviously have a little bit of insight into it, but
like that's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
So thank you for still listening and still thinking I'm interesting. Okay.
We used to go to America once or twice a year,
and when we were there, we had one rule. You
could only say no once. Their rule was like, which
I like.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Was like that movie Yesterday, Yes Got My Mom, No Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
There's also a movie called yes Man with Jim Carrey.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
No, it's like where they say yes to everything for
one day, Like you get your parents to take you out,
and they have to say yes to everything.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh right, I did it with my.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Mom one day, but like she's pretty much a yes woman,
yes always. Yeah, it wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I like that you can say no once, though, because
then at least you feel like you have a little
bit of a safety blanket, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, because if you have little shitty kids, they're gonna
like rinse the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh no, but this is her and a friend, not
to their kids. It's just when they used to go
to America, they'd say you could only say no once.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah. If we were placed in a situation you had
to decide whether it was worse to using your no
or not and just doing it. It led to many
occasions that probably weren't the safest. Free bottles of champagne,
giving out your number to some randoms at VIP after parties,
and a few celebrity kisses, Oh my god, got many
funny memories that we would normally say no to at home.
I don't think either of us ever used or no.
(40:02):
I think that's such a great thing to do on
like a girl holiday.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I like that because sometimes like is he and I
can both like as soon as there's a negative vibe
that comes across from either one of us, we ourselves,
Whereas it's like half the time, we probably would have
had a really fun night.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, if we just stuck it out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
But maybe we should do that next time we go out.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Except when Leg and.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I are together, we tend to stay very in our
comfort zone because it's like, shit's so like sometimes we've
had some really like bad nights and we're like so of'
either of us. We're very homebody too, so like we'd
prefer to sit at home and eat pasta. And I
get the slight instinct that she's feeling the same game
over us.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
On Thursday, We're like, hmm, should we go out? No? No?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Go home?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Is he's making homemade pasta? No, you made homemade pizza
and I was making on a geary?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah? All right. We've had so many memories and charms
throughout the years together, and I'm sure there's going to
be many more. But whether your charm represents a tattoo
going wrong or a stolen sign from macas Pandora, lets
you carry the ones that actually last forever. So thank
you again, Pandora, and thank you leg and we will.
I think we need to do another one of these.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, I feel like we could go on for hour.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
We could get into the juices.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Maybe we have like a really juicy, really juicy on say.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
It all shot it. Yeah, let's just say it all shot.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It next time, come bad with shots, but I'll give
it a go.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm not all right.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Good bye, guys,
And like in that age, you don't go can I kiss?
You know, it's kind of just like a blur of like, okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Go he goes gum out.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hi, guys, welcome back to hear me Out. This is
a very special episode today. It's a best friend addition,
brought to you by our friends at Pandora. So today
I thought, who better to bring on than my long
term best friend Alectra.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Thanks for having I.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Was so excited.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're all excited.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We always wanted to do it, but I'm like, this
is the perfect episode to do it. We've be best.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Friends for I think it's eleven years.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Well it was eleven. We celebrated our tent. We thought
it was our tent, but we got we miscalculated, so
we and we know a date, which I think is
really rare for people, like a date that we met.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, that date will be the best date of mine.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Who used to gum will remember. And it's my only anniversary.
I celebrate right now.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We'll continue celebrating until the.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Time end of time. But last weekend on a like Saturday,
when was it like obviously we'd had a little bit strength.
She's like, honestly, I just don't want to do without you.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah. Yeah, I was like, well, imagine if we didn't
meet that day, like our lives probably would have been
so different.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Like I know you have had friendship.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Issues, yeah, but you're my one long standing solid I've
always got you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Like I also think you're such a steady, stable friendship
for me.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So it's nice to be able to have that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
And I have to worry about having dramas with friends,
Like some friends come and go, but.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I feel like and some friends are annoying to hang around.
Of god where its sound like cows. Basically, we just
but how we met, I think is so funny and random,
So funny and random and cute. But we met at
the Kong Social, which sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Like a bit of a rich like a tennis club,
like tennis.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It kind of is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Nobody's a tennis club. We met at a tennis club.
We both did not play tennis at.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The no so it's just social. It was the year
eight Kyong Social, and it's basically like you'd all buy tickets,
everyone from like all the schools surrounding your area in
your eight would go. You dress up, well, you wouldn't
even dress up. I don't think I've ever want to
dress as short as I wore that down life.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think that's a private girls school issue of ours.
We had too much hormones running through our bodies like.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That just didn't git me. My ass cheeks hang out
at bottom. I was fourteen, Yeah, yeah, and I was like,
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I borrowed a friend's black dress.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
It was up my yeah, at my what would you
call it? S up my ass? Anyway, so I remember
exactly what I was wearing and we were in It
was during that period where everyone would take videos of
people kissing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh yeah, that's a horrifying period for any digital No,
because my first kiss story is a little bit less conventional.
I mean, it isn't unconventional. Everyone snuck out when they
were younger, but I I did a sneaker out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You really were.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I had an older sister that was naughty, and I
think I was like a little bit like I was
a little bit of like, not frigid, but I was
a little bit delayed compared to most of my friends.
So I think by the time it got to the
point where I wanted to have my first kiss, I
was like, fuck it, I'm just running out of my house.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm going like I just got to do it right now,
and I left. I have to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, there was this boy I had the biggest crush on,
and you know how you'd make everyone at glen Ferry
would see him every Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It was so.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Cuteyes, so for people that don't know, like every Friday.
I remember the fucking fear that I would feel on
those trams every Friday. Everyone would look a little bit
nicer and you'd get on the tram and you would
go down to Glen Farry MLBAM, which is kind of
just it was really everyone hung around outside nandos.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, it was sort of like the surrounding schools that
you were around. Came you'd meet up with boys and
it would be the only time that you would ever
see boys other than like it was.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Kind of casual, but you didn't really have to ask
anyone to be there. You kind of just knew that
if you went, there'd be boys there and you could
kind of socialize, not.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That we'd say much then we'd probably just hop around
like giggle.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I was almost in tears of anxiety every single time
in my school was like the furthest along the tram line,
so by the time I'd gotten there every time, everything
was like very already established.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We were lucky.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
We used to ask our teachers to let us out
like five minutes early, because so you could get We
could get the first tram down glen Ferry because the
trams would pack up so much because everyone was going
in the same direction after school that you could miss
the tram just because so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like an MLC girls, A lot of the time we
would get there and people would be gone because it
was weird, and.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I used to stay until like sunset.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Police would get called because we'd be hovering around shop
like shopfronts and we'd be leaning on windows.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
And you, to me, were more I knew who Leg
was before I met her, really because then maybe the
old I had an old sister too, but it was
a bit different. I like did not get introduced to
a male until probably around the time I met Leg,
and even then I really struggled to talk to them,
so it was kind of like people were pushing me.
I was the last kiss of like our whole time.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, I remember you had a little bit of a
struggle period and I felt I felt for you because
I knew that you were so like hot, gorgeous and
confident when we were together, but when it came to boys,
I think, you know, but that's every girl that's going
to a girls school.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Then you're seeing certain girls that are like thriving in
these environments, and you're like, how do I just relax
and talk to these men?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah? I think I went through a phase where I
was a little bit like fake it till you make it,
and also just probably being a little bit of a bitch,
like you know that the protective mode that you go
into when you're like nervous and it's like, oh.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well name, it's like whatever, don't even care about you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You just probably did the opposite. You just mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm not not talking, can't talk, won't say words, don't English.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh anyway, but I need to tell you back to
my first kiss story. So I snuck out this one
night to meet this boy that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was obsessed with. I know, yeah, yeah, you've heard.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I think they were friends.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know, but yeah, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
One of my girlfriends was staying at mine and she
was going to come with me, but another one of
my friends was coming from Pran and I was in Malvin,
so for people that don't really know, it's like fathers. No, well,
that's probably she was walking in the middle of the
night to come to Maulvin from Paran.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's probably because Uber wasn't a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's really a thirty to forty minute walk in the
dark and Uber. We were. How old were we? I
don't know when my first How old was you were?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Probably I was very late.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know I was my memories, I think I
was late fifteen, early sixteen. Well then I would have
just been before you, I think, yeah, but too young?
Do you walk very young?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Walking by yourself? Anyway, I was around the corner. We
were going to go meet these bois at a park,
and I thought it'd be a good idea to bring
a knife, a little knife, not like a stand a knife,
your cutlery knife.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I got like a button knife.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Like a button knife.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
It was one of the ones that was like, yeah,
it's a bit serrated, like a steak knife. And I
grabbed it, thinking like, yep, this is all the protection
I need, so confident, thinking that I'm invincible at the age.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Of first kiss.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You are a little pep for my step And we
sneak out to this park.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I see him.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
We go and like stand on other sides of the
park for like ten minutes because we're too nervous to
say hello to each other, which is so.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And there's probably like four people there, but yeah, there's
four people.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
One of my friends who was a little bit more
like anyway, she's off in the corner doing god knows
what with this other guy, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Just like she was enjoying uslf she was having that.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And I'm standing there like I've just got to make
my move, like I'll go over to him. So we're talking.
We're sort of like in the bushes, but like under
a tree. The sprinklers just go on, so we're just
on the side for romantic.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You think, No, he's like.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Was shorter than you.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah, actually, now I was quite I didn't grow until later,
but yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He was small.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
He was a little boy.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, And I'm just standing there like waiting, like who
knows how to make that first move, Like what you
meant to do. There's not like anything you do except
for just like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm like at that age, you don't go can I kiss?
You know? It's kind of just like a blur of like, Okay,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
He goes, he goes, all right, speed gum out.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He's weird. When you say that, my mind just flashed
some puberty blues sort of like that. They're like, what's
it called the nonchalantness of like.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, and I think he kissed a few girls before,
but this was my first kiss. And I was like,
you know, yeah, I went all right, go, let's go.
I don't know. I don't recall the kiss. I don't
recall any of it. I must have blacked out because
the only thing I remember is to spit out the
gum scenario. And then the next day I found out
he liked to go called Jess, and I was devastated.
(07:50):
And then they kissed the next day and I was like,
I meant fucking I am nothing, And then like not
even that. I'm on the way home from sneaking out,
and like my mom's pretty chill, but also because.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
She know that you were out, any.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Other parent would, and I'm really bad on my phone
and I'm walking and I'm sort of like in the
biggest like happy mood ever. And I looked down at
my phone, like thirty miss calls from my Mom.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm like, I'm like two minutes around the corner from home.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'm like, Mom, Hi, where the fuck are you? Amazing
me being like she's like such an emotional mum, which
I like love her for, but like fully crying on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Where are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like fair enough, I've missed like twenty calls. It has probably
been half an hour where I was. I keep in mind,
I left the TV on, the lights on, thinking that
it would be like more chill than just like going
to sleep. I thought she wouldn't come downstairs. You think
we're just hanging out. And then I'm like, I thought.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
This was a good excuse.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I said, Claudia's having a anxiety attack and she was hyperventilating.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We just went out in the front to get some fresher.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That sounds fine, but why She's like, now you're fucking
u and come home now, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So then that was the end of the end of
her freedom. Nah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Mom probably gave up her anger within three seconds.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She was probably more Yeah, you would have told her
and everything would have been vie.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah. She's like, oh, I guess I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
We'll get to our meeting story. But I think the
first kid story is so funny. I was honestly dead
last out of everyone, Like I was the last person
to kiss.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Shit for it as well, so.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It weighed on me a lot because people would be
rude about it, Like people posted videos this like girls
that were very night they were my friends, but those
friends that like kind of no like treat you like
fucking shit and it's not even like hah, like funny friendship.
They'd post a video on their like second accounts, which
obviously has all the boys and all the girls in
your level, and it was a monkey like running up
(09:44):
a tree away from an elephant, and they posted it
being like easy when she sees a boy and all
these boys are like ha, I'm like wait, guys. But
that kind of added that extra or everyone's noticing that
I'm like bad with guys, do you know what I mean?
And it was embarrassing that they'd put that out there
publicly for like guys to see as well, because I
just thought it was all no one notices. Anyways, I
(10:04):
was really late to the party, which is fine, but
it was a gathering, like a free house gathering two girls.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We didn't either or had we not met.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was Petra Greens.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, I was there, Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
It was like a dingy little like outdoor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Aircky outdoor y yeah, yeah, yeah. It was actually really fun.
But there was a guy I liked and everyone thought, yep,
that's gonna be the guy, like I'm going to kiss
him tonight, and like you're doing it at a level
of sober that you wouldn't be doing at this age,
you know what I mean, Because maybe you'll sneak a
fucking seltzer or two, but it's like you're not.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah I was, but fox sober when I yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And it's like, oh the fear, Like I just want
anyone who like hasn't had the first kise or hasn't
had sex to the first I'm just no, we.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
All feel like that before it happen. There's no way
to prepare yourself for that moment. I think you've just
got to be like and you have to know every
hearing in the world what they're doing either, like we're
all just like young idiots, like you just kind of
gotta But.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I was sitting next to this guy and I won't
name him, and I thought he was really and it
was his gorgeous but that was who everyone was. I
was like, he's been texting me a little bit. I'm like,
I'm gonna kiss this guy. So I'm sitting next to
him for like hours and hours and nothing's happening. And
this guy's bo is not no, no, no, it is
drift in my direction, and I'm like, I'll push throats,
come on, like if it doesn't happen for me tonight,
(11:18):
I'm like, this is the freehouse gathering, Like when else
am I going to fucking do it? Like I need
to make it happen tonight.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
And each week that goes on, it's like the more pressure,
the more pressure, the more pressure. It's like you go
to school and everyone be talking about boys, talking about this,
talking about just like.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You wouldn't know. I'm like, no, I wouldn't, so dumb,
And then I know it's so fucking stupid anyway, And
by the end of the night and I'm like, fuck
that boy, Like come on, but what he's gonna kiss
me in front of like a circle of people all
sitting around a fucking.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Fire, have them away, like come with me to the bah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I could never I couldn't even do that now. And
I'm fucking twenty five and then I just start walking.
I'm like walking around the side. I think, I don't
know what I was doing. But I was like with
a couple of friends and this other guy who was
kind of known to be the cool like very experience.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, the part that would be like.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He always hosts the parties. And I think he literally
grabbed my arm, dragged me down the alleyway and just
fucking kissed me.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I would have wanted it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had no time to think or be stressed or
be like I wasn't even aware that was going to occur. Yes,
maybe he should have asked.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
But I think at that point, you're like gloves are
after whatever's done.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
As I get my first.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Kiss, I'm done, and it's like and then all of
a sudden it was done, and I was like dazed,
and I just like walked out of that little fucking
alleyway and was like, ah, but that was our first kiss.
Stories traumatizing as they are, you know what, I think
they're not that bad in the scheme of how some
things can go.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
And if they're not a little bit traumatizing them, it's
not a first kiss. Life's not that good because that's
a kiss that you'll never get back.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And like, I had a really romantic first time I
ever slept with someone, So I'm like, it's got to
be one of them's going to be.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, so into that. We won't get into that. But
how we met. We were at this Kong social We
didn't know each other, but we were there probably with
our respective school friends.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
There would have been a couple of hundred people there,
but every like what twenty minutes, everyone would start fucking
screaming because there's two people kissing, and everyone would wip
their fucking flashlight cameras out.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, you'd lock people in bathrooms. You wouldn't let them
out until they'd kiss. Like it's actually, it's not the
length we'd.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Go to today.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It'd be like three circles of people like crowding around
someone kissing with their fucking phones out flashes on. So
I think we were really lucky that we didn't have
I'd never even kiss anyone in a setting like that
way people films, So being like Blue My benefited us
because no one on a photo or me kissing someone
on their phone.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
And there used to be accounts where people would post
these videos of people kissing, like fully, like the worst
kiss ever, like skirts riding up, you're like straddling with
this guy.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's like this full scene.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's like no monter them mon Like that.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Is like if that happened now, teenagers are monsters.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
If that happened now, you definitely.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
The person who posted it with person that's in an issue,
we'd be.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like, by yeah, but that's what I mean, Like your
account would get baund you'd get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like that just doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
People would have folders on their phones, like secret folders,
and it would just be like a folder of like
forty videos different people kissing, and like it's not like
they'd feel them all. They would get them sent to
them and just like create. It was a nightmare. And
I'm sure I feel like this is a universal experience.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Anyway, we've talked about kissing for too long. Let's get
back to our love and our romance.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So we didn't know each other at all, but there
was a there was like a little fake sort of
spray tattoo stands, you know when they like put the
stencil on and they like spray the tattoos on Leg.
Being a little rebel she was was in line for that,
and I obviously just like joined the line behind her
and a friend of hers, and I think they were like,
we're getting to the front of the line and we
were kind of looking at the book all they were,
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and she kind of turns around and goes, what are
you getting. I'm like, uh, I don't know, like I'm
not sure, like and Leg goes, I think I'm getting
a Playboy bunny right at the top of my thigh.
Do you want to get it with me?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And I'm like, see, I feel like I would never
like I probably would do it now, but like I
sound so confident, like looking you were looking back then,
I don't remember ever being that confident.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I remember being like awkward.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Little nervous bit free to it, like this is weird
to me to see, like your perspective three.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, but I'm like, oh, And I kind of looked
down at my non existent dress that was actually probably
meant to be a top and went, I'm not really
comfortable pulling my probably pulling my dress up that farm,
whereas I'm like, hike it up. Yeah. So Leg ended
up getting one with another friend of hers I'm matching
playboy bunny tattoo, and I didn't end up getting anything,
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but at that point, that's the first time we met,
and we then ended up being like hanging out that
whole night. But when she'd post photos my birthday sometimes
you include that photo of the two playboy bunny tattoos,
and I'm like, you do know that one of them
isn't me?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, I know, but I still, yeah, that's like our memory,
Like I don't I don't know alancel, but like that
is the irrelevant part to it. Yeah, But I was like,
I don't know how our friendship progressed after that, but
I just remember seeing you that night, and I didn't
have friends outside of school. I think a lot of
us that went to schools in our area everyone kind
of clung to each other. You wouldn't like verge outside
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of your girl.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Group, whereas I kind of only had friends in different schools. Yeah,
later in life.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I think your support and your friendship for me was honestly,
like I took it for granted at the time, but
now that I look back, I'm like, fuck, I actually
probably needed you more than you might have needed me.
Like I had a really yeah. No, but yeah, dud,
please hi for me a little bitch. No, but I
I love school.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
School was great.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I mean I wasn't the most intelligent or athletic kind
of girl.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think I just creating.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I got through it because I was a little bit conscientious,
but I also wasn't loving school like every other girl.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At that age.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
But I think I struggled a bit because I had
a group of girlfriends that today I'm so close with
a lot of them, I.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Don't see as much.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But I had trouble because a lot of them would
like make little comments being like, oh well, like you
can't be friends with people outside of school if you're
friends with us. I sort of just used to be like,
oh well, like I say, you guys five days a week,
like it's such on the weekends, if I want to
see it easy, I want to see I want to
go hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And we used to go to Chadst and we'd put
colored contact in different ones every weekend, purple contacts, and
go to fucking Chadston with these, but we would reuse
them and use each others. We had like one set
that we would just share between us, which is so
hi problems is incredibly lucky. But I think everything just
grew from there. And saying that, I'm not saying we
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didn't have problems. We went through our I reckon like
six months to a year patches back in the day
where a real big issues.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Like sibling fights.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think like started off like we obviously really wanted
to be friends and spent time with each other, and
that was great. But then I think you went to
Marshmead and I heard of rumor that you thought said
I was.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Annoying, and I was so sad and I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Was getting letters, but the letters stopped coming from leg
and I didn't realize why. And it was because obviously
she'd heard that I'd said this rumor, but I couldn't.
She wasn't sending me letters.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Like I had this one guy friend that was like, yeah,
I just got to let you know, like easy things,
you're fucking annoying.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm like, I didn't. I could have maybe said it
back then, but I don't think that I.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Probably was really annoying to be fair, writing love letters
like cute me, fuck you, I'm writing you letters you
let us back.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It was my only form of fucking contact but we had,
you know, fights here and there. A lot of the
fights I think also stemmed from issues I have with
my past relationship and just how insecure I was with
everything going on there. So I think I projected a
lot of that. But I'd say in the past five years,
we've pretty been We've been pretty fucking solid the last
five years.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So I think that there's no breaking us at this point.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, I think we've hit the I hit what's that
thing that if your friends are someone for seven years,
are friends for whatever is it? Seven? Some of you
learned that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm very confident that we're past whatever point.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It is that. Yeah, I think I think we're locked in.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I'm excited though there's so many fun chapters to come
to Little Husbands. Yeah, I can't wait to see you
in a loving relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know you haven't. Like Leg's been through that, been
through both of them.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Look, to say that Easy's had a traumatic dating expence and.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Life is an understatement.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Actually, Like I think I need to just preface to
all of the listeners out there, how strong Easy has
been through all of this, like looking back at Little Us,
like thinking about all the shit that like you went
through is actually so not normal, even with the girls,
and that just like girls and drama, like every every
friendship has drama, but this was next level. It was
like segregation, like excluding. It was borderline bullying from like
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a lot of the guys like.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You can only come like if you don't bring easy.
That's where issues came because I understood, like leg would
want to be there and at these parties, but like
this is my ex boyfriend going, yeah, everyone can come,
but not easy. They would actually like verbalize that right
there and a text say that, and my friends would go.
So it's like I'm that happened so fucking often for
about a year, almost every single party I wasn't allowed
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to be at because my ex was there, and yet
the girl that he cheated on me with was allowed
to be there. It's like when I say that all
these things happen and it sounds really dramatic, like I'm
not exaggerating it.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
No, it was so fucked up, Like it got to
the like Ease would be crying every week and like
fair enough, her emotions would bottle up because this would
be happening every single weekend and it wasn't like, oh
she had other plans. It's like we had one group
of friends and she was just not allowed to come,
and then all of a sudden, like she just fucking
flip her little everyone, which is so valid, through that amount.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of torment, it was like a volcano, and like I'd
be there.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Being like, is I understand like it, try and calm down,
like let's because I knew. It got to the point
where everyone would come to me and be like wait,
leg though, like.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Is he's really crazy?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
She's too loud, she yells at everyone, and I'm like, yeah, guys,
but you don't realize, like you're actually being fucking horribly horrible,
like really mean. And then everyone just sort of like
took her as face value and when you'd scream, they'd
be like, she's nuts. But I think a lot of
people didn't actually realize the extent of what was going on.
I think you came out of your screaming era and
now you're like, I'll kill them with a little bit
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of kindness.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, I am a bit of a killing with kindness
these days.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, Whereas I think I'm the opposite. Now, I'm like, we.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Took a little bit of each other, but I feel like, yeah, yes,
I need it a little bit more of you and me.
All right, So that's enough about the beginning of us.
But I thought, obviously it's called hear me out, so
we're gonna get into your submissions, but first give us
to hear me out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, Okay, hear me out.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
The speed of windscreen wipers feels like a major competition.
Like when it's raining and you've got your windscreen wipers on,
like if it's going too fast, I'm embarrassed. But the
speed of the rain, it's embarrassing. Like the person in
front of you is like casually doing it here, like.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They don't really care that the rain's hitting their windscreen.
But I'm going like bang bang, and I'm like I'm
so embarrassed right now, like to turn this down. Yeah,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
And on my car there's only one setting and it's
like fully hectic, like automatic, yeah it's automatic. Well no,
I have to flick it on. But it's like there
isn't a slower speed.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh so you're embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, I'm embarrassing. Every time I got my windscreen wipers,
I am embarrassed by trying to avoid and then I'm
like glazing my eyes through like one hundred thousand rain.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It makes it look like you're like really scared.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, I'm panicking right now. Yeah, but yeah, that's a.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's an pick. If you're wind screenwipe is a speedy
especially guys, just a little one. The word perinase is yuck.
I don't want to elaborate on that. I just think
it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Perineise like very very mayo. Yeah, what's peronaise? I don't
know mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I've never had it, but someone said it the other
day and I just looked at them and it was like, like, kindly,
don't say it.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You can use it, but don't.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Say would you prefer Perry Perry Mayo over pernaise?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I just don't say any of it.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Like, but it's describing.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
A favor of I want some Peri Mayo.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, it's Perry Perry Mayo.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
If you're going to say it, yeah, yeah, Perry Peri
may That's way better than perinaise.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, parinase is like you're trying to be Gormet, but
we're talking about mayonnaise right now.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, it's like that salad cream stuff like that's an.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh my god, my ex boyfriend used to eat this
fucking thing and we used to laugh about it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
So sorry, yeah, this is sort of like I had
to be there thing.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We laughed about it so much. He would eat cucumbers
with salad cream, and like neither of us had ever
ever heard salad cream was it's like a really thin mayo.
We kind of watery. Ill. Anyway, if anyone eats it,
I will know what you eat it with.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right, maybe this will be the last one.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Now you can do.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
People who walk slow should have their own lane.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Because it's my biggest Hey, I say, like, probably the
fucking purpose, get off the fucking sidewalk.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Prams, pushbikes. Yeah, that's annoying. You shouldn't probably be on
the road, or if you are on the road, walk
with a bit of purpose. But then there's just people
I feel like that genuinely don't have anything that they're
going to. Where are you walking to? Why are you
literally dawdling along? You may as well just be like
I just I.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Hate it, get out that. Honestly. I all people that
walk slowly, but there's two or three of them and
they're slightly separated from each other to basically block the
whole part. I will angrily. I know this is rude,
but it annoys me to such a high level. Go
excuse me and like zoom past.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I'll like shake my keys, like if I'm on an
escalator and someone's like taking both sides up, like it's normal.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You go to the left. Don't excuse me, you're not there?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, I just shake my keys or like
stump so that they know I'm there. But if they
don't move, I'm like, what are you doing? Like common sense?
It's obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Road. I have another thing that's kind of contradictory to that.
Hear me out. It's really rude for you to get
angry that someone's in your way if you haven't told
them that you're there, you know, when like yeah, people
like go like and they are annoyed because you're in
their way. But I'm like, you didn't even say excuse me?
How fuck am I meant to know that you're behind me?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
That's pretty valid, But sometimes I'm like, just have a
bit of understanding of yours surround.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
They're coming up to me like a fucking cat. I
can't hear anything, and all of a sudden they're like move,
I'm like, let me know you're behind me.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm not going to say move, I'm going to say like.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Or they go like oh and they have I'm like,
let me know you're there, and I will move to
the left swiftly.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, you're actually talking about this other one the other day.
People should think more about what socks they wear before
they go out and wear heels. I know this is
so niche, but like, I think that is so unattractive
to see a sock line that's like indented on your
ankle if you're wearing high heels.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So like leg will like pre take her socks off
like a couple hours prior.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I never remember, but I do think I should because.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
The other day I tried something on and she's like,
oh my god, you're gonna have sock lines. And I'm like,
that's an issue for you, Like mind go away in
like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Maybe it's my circulation. I also really despise. I don't know,
maybe I'm gonna I feel like I might have to
say some people like if you do this, I'm sorry.
People who have coffee table books that are like Vogue,
Prata and all the brands are despise.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I think it's like.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I get the Vogue ones really like just I.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Think like old Vogue books are beautiful, but like having
like those Prada like.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Like we're not talking Vogue magazines, were those like Vogue,
big sort of hard backed books that just say Vogue
or Prata on the like, and then all their couch
pillows are gray and like silver.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I think it's like like a little bit chugy or like,
I don't know, yeah, like a bit tacky like it is.
It's like you don't have any sort of like interesting
art or like cool things or anything usually yeah, yeah, anyway, yu.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, Okay, let's get into submissions. So, as I mentioned earlier,
this episode is brought to you by Pandora. So we're
gonna be going through some submissions of your best friend
memories and got some charms and tokens the peace we'll
like share with their best friends. All Right, My best
friend and I had just gotten out of long term
toxic relationships and we went to a music festival where
we got absolutely wasted. Our two is this One thing
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led to another and we were in a tattoo booth
getting horrible matching tattoos on our lower hip undies area.
We both woke up in the morning, had no idea
why or how this happened. One day we'll both get
it lasered off. But in the meantime, it is a
random object that we share, So don't tell us what
it is, you know what. I actually don't think that's
all that bad Meleg and I have spoken about getting
matching tattoos before.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, we wanted to get about that. I'm glad we
didn't do.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
We used to sit out on the top of your
balcony and watch the bats fly over while we'd cry
about our fucking low life problems.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
So when chain smoke fucking rolling cigarettes and watch the
bats fly overhead. So I actually I support that unless
it's an ugly tattoo. Yeah, okay, number two not really
a charm or a token. But my best friend and
I got each other's names tattooed after only knowing each
other for three months.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, let's be real, whatever age you are, if you've
only had a friendship for three months, like it probably
probably is either like you'd be lucky if at last.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And I'm thinking it probably has. If they're sending this.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, well that's cute. Of our house.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
But like majority of friendships, I guess when you're younger,
like some people like maintain those friendships, but when you're older,
it's sort of like people come in and out of
your life depending on what you've gone through. Yeah, I
don't think making a decision to get a tattoo after
three months is probably.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Of each other's names. That's a very relationship of you. Yeah,
we met through her ex and now four years later
we're closer than ever, even though she moved to the
other side of the country and neither of us now
talk to her. X. I think slay that you're still friends.
I feel like getting a matching tattoo is smarter than
each other's names because you can always write it off
if yet not not being friends.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, you've got a matching tattoo that.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
You love, don't.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Too. Actually, between my friendship group, we all share a
pair of pink, fluffy handcuffs. Got them out of a
vending between at schoolies. Hang on, are they going like
guys tonight? I'm feeling like I'm really gonna need the handcuffs.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Can you like bring them to Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Look, I don't think I'm the type of person that
would use those in general, but like if I were
to be the type, I think I just get my own.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I also don't want to know when you're feeling like
you're about to use no offense.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
We're the kind of friendship where we.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Don't have we don't have sex lives to each other.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
What oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, I've heard that's
so wrong. Yeah, we don't, no, but I don't think
like we need to go into the nitty gritty of
each other's sex lives.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's likely we've known each other since you were so young.
That to me, it's almost like you're like, we know
what's happening, we don't need to hear about it. It's
like my sister, like some friends, I might, but like
still and then it's like I don't feel like we're
people that get really into that sort of stuff. I'm
very private with that stuffing, So you all right. My
Bessie and I shared a notes app called Emergency Excuses
that we used to get each other out of awkward situations,
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complete with fake text call scripts and my cat just
vomited messages. I think that's really smart.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, that's a great one.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
I think that, like, I've never had to use an excuse,
because I'm not the kind of girl, I don't write
it out kind of girl. I never went on many
dates growing up, but like, yeah, I feel like I
would love that if I was like Strog, that.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Would be so handy. I've never though i'd been on
a date where I'm like, I immediately need to get
out of this that I can't just like get out
of it myself. Like I'll kind of say I've got
to leave. I've got early morning like that kind of
stuff is usually two wines and then I'm like that's enough.
Oh I did lie to someone once. This was my
only time lying. It was like, we got a coffee,
went back to his I was like, I've never been
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so bored and had nothing to say with someone ever ever.
Ever that when I left, I'm pretty sure it was
actually you. I said, oh, I've got to go legs
mums cooking me dinner, Like I really got to leave.
It was four pm, such a random excuse, and it
was four pm, so I didn't realize it was so
early because I thought, surely times moving faster than it
is for you. I was so bored that I'd been
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there for like twenty five minutes I said I had
to leave to go have dinner at four. Oh yeah,
sorry mate, So you're assuming he knew that was a lie?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
After bed?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
All right? Now after bed. Now we've got some best
friend stories. Late last year, I went to Queensland with
four of my best friends. One night we decided to
grab ice cream. It was super impromptu, impromptu. I didn't
say those said it. It's like super you said it
imprompt impromptu? Am I saying it right? Impromptu? Like leg
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says dance instead of dance the end of that. No,
they've done. It was super impromptu better and none of
us were dressed in our clothes that we'd like to
be seen in. I'm talking no bra toes, out of
our slides, et cetera. On our way to grab said
ice cream, we passed the slingshot ride in Surface Paradise
and one of our friends was like, imagine if we
went on that and my best friend Verity. Every time
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I hear that name, it makes me think of the
Colleen Hoover book that's like fucking scary as and I
took it as let's go on it instead of wow, Yeah,
great idea? Lol? Who would ever do that? One thing
led to another, and next thing you know, we paid
for a ride and all lined up together. Let's take
a second to remember that we're all dressed like absolute
fools in our clothes that never should have seen the
light of day. As we get on the ride, I
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keept reminding Verity that I had no bra on and
was super nervous that we'd go upside down and everyone
would get a free show. We got in the ride
no free show, unfortunately, but as you may know, they
record you on it and you get the video afterwards
to watch it home on a USB. When the ride finishes,
Veritie and I are talking about how much fun we had,
couldn't stop laughing. Verity then proceeds to tell me she
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has no bra on, no underwear on, and is on
her period. What the like her friend wasn't wearing like
bra Undy's aim was on a period, and that she
was worried the whole time that her tampon was gonna
fly out and hit someone. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I but like that just wouldn't happen, Like we could.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Tampon's full out when you probably.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Sometimes not unless you've got like a really heavy period.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I don't and mine used to fall out on a pee.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I see too, little Babe, that good okay.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
We also had no idea that this video had sound.
After we got off the ride, the people running the
slingshot will like, make sure you watch the video, Like, yeah,
make sure you watch your home. They literally sat us
down in front of everyone waiting for the ride and
played our video on full volume. Everyone heard Verity and
I talk about how we had no underwear and they
had to do at least ten people waiting and even
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more people watching the sling shot. We still talk about
this almost every time we hang out. It's on the
most embarrassing, funny experience we've had together and pretty much
sums us up as individuals row dogging life one underwear
less slingshot. Right at the time, It's like if people
knew that I wasn't wearing under it feel like I'd
be so embarrassed because they'd be like, look, how did
they know?
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Aren't they on the ride at this point they're talking
about it.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
No, so they've got a full peep show.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
They've got a full peep show. Well they can't actually
see it, but everyone knows how easy love the pod.
I hope you're doing well. To be honest, that wasn't
even that crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I wanted to know, like something someone, to.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Be able to see the UNDI see that. Well, no,
there isn't any So I guess I'm glad for them.
How easy love the pod. Hope you're doing well. Thank gil,
he says. Every time I respond to those, I sound
like a fucking gremlin. I go like inkyl, No, I
think it's cute. No, but thank you, thank you. One
of the funniest memories was with my best friends last
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year and we went to the Philippines. I know, crazy
place a visit for a holiday, but the scenery was
genuinely breathtaking. Picture this. My best friend is terrified of
getting rabies and recent fair that's me. Leg's the biggest
fucking hypochondriact. Like I can't even get it was.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
There was a rabies outbreak in Bali and you guys
were just mosing on around these dogs. I'm like, sorry,
they looked sick.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
They do look sick. I don't touch on it with rabies.
I'm not going to touch a dog ever on in
a place like.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That, neither really.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
But I also think like I just had my guard up.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I had to stay away.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah, fair enough, shit across the road. I'm like, I
think we're more likely to be hit by a bick
crossing the road that many times than we are by
a dog. And we recently witnessed a tourist getting attacked
by a monkey at Monkey Island on Thailand, So let's
say we were a little bit scarred. Fair One night,
we were walking back from dinner, by the way, the
place we happened to stumble across was the worst rated
restaurant on the island, while we witness the cook vaping
(34:01):
behind the kitchen door and another cook doing his zipper
up in the kitchen, and you ate their girls.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Vaping's gotten to the point where it's that common as
much as like, I don't, yeah, but I think I
like everyfriend's vaping. Like it's like maybe, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But like you're not going to walk into Noble and
see the chef puffing.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Away if they're in Thailand, they're not.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's not like right, But I also don't touch your
pants when you're about to cook my food.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, true, I do get weirded out about the whole
hands thing, Like people every chef doesn't wear gloves, like
all their hands are all over it. Like regards to
if they've washed their hands, it's like, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
It's going to be mad.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I try not to think about it too much because like,
I don't trust that men wash their hands after that
every time. And what people don't think is so disgusting.
I always talk about this with you. Guys, have just
held your penis in your hand?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, I know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's like girls who're like, you'll like, but like you're
holding toilet paper and that's all you're touching. You know.
These boys are like holding.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
It and then like and then they take at the end.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Open the fucking door. Yeah. So there's something wise than
when you've got a boyfriend and they've got little fucking
spot pee in their underwear and I'm like, why don't
you just tap the end of it with some toilet
paper and clean that look. Once we left, we read
the reviews. I said, didn't no, and instantly rushed backs
to take two Traveland tablets each. Safe to say, we
always check the reviews of a restaurant now first. Anyways,
we were walking back from dinner and somehow my friend
(35:16):
stumbled over a rat, like seeing one and falling over
one is so fucked that's right, a fucking rat and
tripped over it. He fumbled over it so hard, blood
squirted everywhere. Oh my god, is he he killed it?
He killed the rat? Will hurt the rat? Blood squirted,
everyone managed to splash on his foot. Safe to say
the rat was dead and it was fresh road kill.
(35:39):
Screaming and terrified, my friend left his thongs behind next
to the dead rat in the middle of the road
and ran back to our hostel barefoot. Poor rat, she said,
but yes, it's still an animal. Once getting back to
the hostel, he freaked out so much and conducted the
irrational Google searches you do that.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, major chat GBTB.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, which always say you're dying, and convinced himself that
he needed to get the rabies shot asap, which we
were previously told was around five hundred Australian dollars.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
OIE is so expensive for medical bills. I paid seven
hundred Australian dollars to get like an iv grip and
a few tests.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I paid eighty bucks for an IVY group.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
But they've got a they've got a great healthcare system,
like they are really quick. They turn around time forgetting
my blood results.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Was yes, she had salmonella.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, I had salmonella.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
But then what Annabel says that salmonella is a stream
of barley bad No.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
No, but and they tell when I got back to Melbourne,
they told me that they don't even medicate people who
have salmonella.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I told them I can.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I'm like sitting in my deathbed, like I've got salmonella.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Why can't I eat real chicken? Then someone tell me, yeah, God,
I'm not sure if it's true, but we're on a
very small islands in the Philippines, which I doubt had
a hospital anyway. He obviously did not catch rabies and
didn't even have a cart on his foot anyways. But
in our time of crisis, our brains always think the worst.
Leg thinks the worst. Always Leg's on those people that
she hates that I get funny. It's like if I
have a cold, I'm taking a qundril and I'm stiff,
(37:00):
and I sometimes even just have a paddle. You're a
doctor's visit for every cold car I think.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Call me some slack. My mum raised me to be
so hypervigilant. I think it's gotten to the point where,
like she like she's fear. What's that thing? It's like
health anxiety. I think, yeah, yeah, I think I have
health anxiety. You do have health anxiety, like as soon
as there's.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
One glimpse of like not being one hundred percent while I'm.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Like, yep, which is why I get so confused by
like all of my Like, I have some severe elements
going on, and I kind a.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Bit emotional when you tell me about them. You're like,
I'm itching. Everyone. My whole bodies is.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Bruised leg, which is fal and all my almost was
in tears because she thought it looks like I've been
fucking assaulted. I was like, oh, it's just itching.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Your illness has not been solved, so I hasn't I
have a mystery illness. I'm my seeing guys hormatologious out
there that can Oh I can have some.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
My sleep study this morning because I needed to sleep more.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Literally we're on the phone last night. I said, go
to bed, this is going to be so good for
you at eleven am.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
And I wake up at ten and I'm like, I'm
so tired. I need to sleep a little bit more.
And I canceled my fucking sleep study.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
What time did you get to bed after you ate
your goods?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Man three?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Is he cause me a one at night? It was
just putting my head down to the pillow. I'm not
like as bad of a sleeper as her, but I
do go to bed late. And I'm like, all right,
I'll answer my phone. Hey is hey, leg help me
out here?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
So this is what I've eaten today. It's twelve thirty.
Can I order guzman? I do it. I'm like, all right,
it's already all in my cart.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
So you stayed up till three eight? Canceled your morning?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Hey? It came like ten minutes later. I ate it
ended up canceling the sleep study, which I'm now just
going to reschedule over the phone.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, it's all right, Like.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's a console and then I'll do this.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'll tell you it's all right. But I do think
you should have gone.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Move on.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Finally, my best friend and I in our young fun
era before kids used to go to Oh my god,
does that mean you have kids? And you listen to
my podcast? That makes me so happy? Like people are
all so many people say they listen and I'm.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Like, and you wonder what demographic is I mean you
obviously have a little bit of insight into it, but
like that's really good.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
So thank you for still listening and still thinking I'm interesting. Okay.
We used to go to America once or twice a year,
and when we were there, we had one rule. You
could only say no once. Their rule was like, which
I like.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Was like that movie Yesterday, Yes Got My Mom, No Yesterday.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
There's also a movie called yes Man with Jim Carrey.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
No, it's like where they say yes to everything for
one day, Like you get your parents to take you out,
and they have to say yes to everything.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh right, I did it with my.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Mom one day, but like she's pretty much a yes woman,
yes always. Yeah, it wasn't that exciting.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I like that you can say no once, though, because
then at least you feel like you have a little
bit of a safety blanket, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, because if you have little shitty kids, they're gonna
like rinse the fuck out of that.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh no, but this is her and a friend, not
to their kids. It's just when they used to go
to America, they'd say you could only say no once.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah. If we were placed in a situation you had
to decide whether it was worse to using your no
or not and just doing it. It led to many
occasions that probably weren't the safest. Free bottles of champagne,
giving out your number to some randoms at VIP after parties,
and a few celebrity kisses, Oh my god, got many
funny memories that we would normally say no to at home.
I don't think either of us ever used or no.
(40:02):
I think that's such a great thing to do on
like a girl holiday.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I like that because sometimes like is he and I
can both like as soon as there's a negative vibe
that comes across from either one of us, we ourselves,
Whereas it's like half the time, we probably would have
had a really fun night.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, if we just stuck it out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
But maybe we should do that next time we go out.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Except when Leg and.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
I are together, we tend to stay very in our
comfort zone because it's like, shit's so like sometimes we've
had some really like bad nights and we're like so of'
either of us. We're very homebody too, so like we'd
prefer to sit at home and eat pasta. And I
get the slight instinct that she's feeling the same game
over us.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
On Thursday, We're like, hmm, should we go out? No? No?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Go home?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Is he's making homemade pasta? No, you made homemade pizza
and I was making on a geary?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah? All right. We've had so many memories and charms
throughout the years together, and I'm sure there's going to
be many more. But whether your charm represents a tattoo
going wrong or a stolen sign from macas Pandora, lets
you carry the ones that actually last forever. So thank
you again, Pandora, and thank you leg and we will.
I think we need to do another one of these.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, I feel like we could go on for hour.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
We could get into the juices.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Maybe we have like a really juicy, really juicy on say.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
It all shot it. Yeah, let's just say it all shot.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It next time, come bad with shots, but I'll give
it a go.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'm not all right.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Good bye, guys,
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