July 30, 2025 • 38 mins
Hello again! Welcome to another week of Hear Me Out and this week.. it's all about you! I'm reading out your worst first date stories with my producer Blake and your stories had us shook. There were hospital escapes, police wagons, pantless Uber trips and so much more chaos. I can't wait to do this again and I'll chat to you next week!!
Izzy xx
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then he says, I've unplugged myself and I'm running out
of the hospital. Instead of turning around like a normal person,
I offered to pick him up, breaking him out of
the fucking hospital. Hi, guys, welcome back to hear me Ow.
I'm your host, Eazy Armitage. We also have Blaky here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, honey, But this is a.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Solo app kind of I have, like because it's like
I'm still getting the swing of talking on my own
and people that know me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can pretty well talk on my own.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
To a wall. This is a lot going up in that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
There's a lot and I need someone to be like,
hold on, yeah, just try and rain it, elaborate on that,
rein it in. You know, maybe one day I'll be
able to do an episode fully on my own. But
like that's not even that fun for me, Like I
like having someone to talk to, you know, someone to
listen to all my shit like you guys. But yeah,
welcome back. Our episode with Logan went live last week.
That was so much fun. Logan and I will be
(00:53):
lapping it up in Bali by the time you guys
hear this episode, so I'm sure we will have a
lot to say when we get back. I actually am
thinking of getting leg. You guys, I think know about Allego.
If you don't, Allego's my best friend. She's been my
best friend for eleven years now, which is fucking crazy.
I'm like, don't you feel like side note? Sorry, I
feel like my brain works so over time. People that
(01:17):
can't hold long friends are the problem. That's might hear
me out. You know, if you meet someone and you're like,
you don't have any friends for longer than like a year,
I'm like, you're the problem. Basically, we love leg Leg's
coming to Bali with me. It's my twenty fifth birthday
Bali trip. I think this might be the first time
I've ever been away for my birthday, so I'm really excited.
(01:38):
And I might do a record with Leggi after and
we'll just unpack all the ins and outs of our
trip away. So if you want to hear that, let
me know. Because she's the best, you'll love her. If
you like me, you'll love her all right, And then
any other updates. I got my nose. They injected steroids
and botox into my nose, which sounds a bit I
didn't actually know that was something that they do. But
(02:01):
like I mentioned on here before, my nose was pulling
slightly to the right, like the tip of it, and
I was freaking out a little bit about it. The
swelling was really uneven, and I just wanted to meet
with my surgeon again to make sure that kind of
I guess, to figure out whether that's something that the
healing was going to fix or if it was just
going to always be pulling to the right. And I
know it's so early days, I get that, but he
(02:22):
was like, you know, I can actually.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Help it along.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So he ejected botox into the muscle on the right
side to relax the muscle. Therefore it will stop that
pulling of the tip to the right because the muscle
was so much tighter on that side of my nose, muscle, skin, whatever, I.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Don't even know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I didn't ask the technical terms. I was like, stick
me with that needle.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
But it looked better immediately because the steroids he injected
into because I had bone swelling, which I didn't realize.
You I didn't realize was a thing, but obviously with
those jobs and a lot of things, that's quite common.
So the steroids got rid of that swelling pretty instantly.
And I kind of got to see that end result
a bit better. The swellings come back, but the botox
(03:02):
is still relaxing that muscle so it's not crooked as much.
But even in that little period that I got to see,
I like it and I'm happy. I definitely was. There's
beIN days where I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Can we quickly talk about it? Because we're just talking them? Yeah,
and you're not feeling good about it today.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm not feeling good about it today. I think.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Also, I have to bear in mind when I drink
on the weekend and stuff, it swells a lot and
it looks really different. And then I've been told by
everyone that there's like a four month period where you're
just like, I don't look like me. You don't look
the way you used to, and you're not quite where
you want to be with your nose yet. So there's
just that period where you're like, this isn't what I wanted, and.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like, I'm not happy with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
As someone who works in you know, this sweld, I
look at myself a lot and a lot more than
is probably healthy, filming myself, taking photos of myself, for
this job, and yeah, it gets you down on yourself,
but I feel like that's human nature really. I just
I made the decision. I'm I did it for myself.
I'm glad I did it still, and I feel like
when I got to see that little glimpse of more
of the final result, I was really happy with it
(04:06):
because it still holds very similar. It looks very similar
in a lot of ways to my nose before, which
is what I wanted quite straight. Still not that because
with the swelling, it looks a lot more upturned because
like the top of my nose is swollen, so it
almost makes it flick up more, which just doesn't suit me.
But yeah, it's gonna be changing every day, so I
really do feel different about it every day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, well remember it's just a four month period than
you were warned.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
But like, yeah, I was absolutely worn that it was identify.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
CIS, So I don't regret it on the bad days.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, And I need to just like suck it up, princess,
like you've you know, it will change and it's going
to change, and I can't expect everything to be instantly perfect.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It'd be nice, it would be nice.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But yeah, it'll probably be about a year before I
see the end result. I even obviously do a lot
of research into nose job journeys and like the difference
even between five months and eight months of people's noses
is crazy, like it changes so much. So we're not
there yet. But you look gorgeous, thanks honey.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So do you all right?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So let's get into this week's hear me out. I
did do a little hear me out. Not yeah, I
stand by what I said earlier. But we've got a
couple others that we're going to get into. A Blake
has one for us.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So last night I was scrolling Instagram, Yeah, going through stories.
My hear me out is that when someone shares a
story and they tag someone and then they reshare the
other person's reshare. So say, I say, happy birthday, Iszy,
and it's a photo of us from five years ago,
and then you reshare that saying those were the days,
(05:38):
and then I reshare that. Delete Instagram, Get off. No
people are doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I've never actually seen that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's giving, Like, no, just not what's a millennial as
in am I millennial?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm a gen z.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We're gen z giving millennial millennial boom acre.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, like boomers when they're like they take the photo
and they've got the flip phone cases and they hold
it and they press the like camera with the one
it's giving that. I've never actually seen that, and I'm grateful.
I think I would unfollow you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It does skew older older because you don't need to
reshare the comments on the initial like, yeah, you've already
got the photo on your story.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Just like fucking message each other. Pick up the phone,
be like.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
These are the days, babe, and text her privately. I
don't need to know that those were the days. I've
already seen the happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And I don't need to see your reshare get continuously
smaller because you've reshared it nine times.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Also, I actually have a hear me out. Two things
that are somewhat relative to that. Yeah, if you're going
to reshare someone's story, you need to make it full screen.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, I like that and think it looks better. I'm
bouncing between, so I really like that.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The only reason I don't make it full screen is
when it's a question box and I'm resharing from hear
me out, like to hear me out Instagram. Sometimes people
get really confused and don't realize it's a reshare, and
then they're like the question box isn't working, so.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That in that case, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Secondly, if it's a birthday, you do not need to
share every single story of yourself from that day.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So what's the cap. Let's actually make a cab five
or six max.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Even then I'd say by the fifth your favorite. But like,
there are people I know that, like obviously you know
have a lot of friends. People are posting a lot
about them. Great, like I like to see them on
other people's stories, but when you reshare every single birthday
story of yourself, I don't like it. Sorry, I just don't.
I'm happy for you, and I'm glad you're happy. But
(07:27):
I always screenshot all of them because I like to
just have them from every year and like go back
and look at them. But actually I don't think I've
ever gone back and look at them. But that's why
I've got two.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
The other is in my camera. I don't need all
of them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, And now I feel like we're about to get mean?
Are we really nasty?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But when people start the story thread that's their birthday,
like just woke up twenty three, as in, you're renouncing
it's your birthday. Yeah, you've got to let someone.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If someone else do it and you share it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh my god, yeah, h yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, I actually I get that. But then it's like,
I feel like if someone posts a photo of like
a birthday cake or something, it's like, is that not
the same thing announcing it too birthday?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I don't think that's that bad cake spine because
that's contextual to a birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, but not like morning guys, I'm twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Five, Mara selfie woke up a year older today. Oh
I wouldn't like that anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, but in saying that whatever makes you happy on
your birthday is more than fine with us, grain of salt.
We're here to be controversial and a little bit a
little bit bitchy sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know. Yeah, and maybe you can post on TikTok
saying hear me out, podcasts suck and we have to
copy that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Absolutely, everyone's allowing entitled to their own opinion, and that
does not make it right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's just our opinion. You do what you want.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But I am going to be the Big two five
quarter life crisis in coming.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I feel like I've done my quarter lave crisis. I
actually really do think that was last year.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I feel like I went through mine early as well.
I turned twenty five this year as well. Yes, I've
kind of like just got through up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I'm feeling like I really really am feeling like everything's
looking up. And I know that's like such a tentative
thing to say, like holy fuck, have I just chinxed it?
But I don't know, maybe being in a better routine.
I've got a really exciting holiday coming up. I'm so
proud and happy with how he me UT's working out,
and I feel like I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Just excited for the future.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And I feel like I'm doing things for myself and
I'm proving to myself that I can be successful in
things on my own, which is something that I was
always hesitant to say, Like I just felt like I
was very self deprecating in a business sense because I'm
not the most organized person, so I think to be
doing well and all this stuff is like proving.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's like, you know, it's like a feedback loop.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's like I'm feeling really good about it, and then
the content's coming out better and.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's all really good.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's all coming back too.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I'm feeling really good.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
How's the frontal.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Lobe funtal lobes developed develop on the first of August?
Are we full blown adult? N It's still coming in
you guys listen to me talk every day. I think
you can agree. Someone said to me the other day
that I've childlike tendencies. Oh, and that they think it's
in people will find it endearing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm like, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Do they give you any examples?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I did run into that room like stop down the stairs.
I just I think, I don't know. I don't find
that a compliment.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, it would take out.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It made me feel it made it felt like your
immature is more like what I was getting from it.
But they more minutes the way I like run around
and stuff in the house, and.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I find you very like joyous and freeing. Is that?
Is that what I mean? Going down? Maybe interrogate them,
yeah I must.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But I think the one thing that I hope enters
my life in the next year is love.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So but you know, we'll see put it out that.
I feel good about it. This is the year.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
This is my year, guys, twenty five was am Didges year.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You're welcome anyway, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
My HEMI out is that it's I don't know if
it's so much of a hearing out, but more just
something that I do that like I can't see it
going any other way. I cannot or around my house
barefoot now. It needs to be so I wear ugbroots
in summer, like forty degree day, I'll be in socks
and ugbirts. I also can't wear ugbroots without socks on.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, so it's.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Always a sock and ugbirt combo in my house.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, No, absolutely aligned there. I'm trying to think of
an example where I would walk I actually like even
just hate being barefoot.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't like being barefoot much either.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, Like, if I'm walking to the pool like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A beach club, I will leave my thongs on the
side of that pool. I will not be walking to
the pool barefoot.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm really bad with fee like I've just always had.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
A fear I'm funny with I'm not even I don't
even think I find feet that grows. It's like I
find the floors really grows. Like I've maybe had a
bad experience at a water park when I was a kid,
and now it's like a water parks and my biggest
fucking fears and it's because I don't want to walk
barefoot on the wet, sandy food. I can't people want
to go to a water park. No, I'd rather life
(12:04):
face down on the floor for the whole time. You go, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'd rather eat that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I literally would rather shit in my hands and clap.
That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
My mom uses that all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But yeah, I just my brother, for example, was just
waltzed into the kitchen the other day barefoot.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I'm like, kitchen floor and bare feet is not okay. No,
then you've got to You've got like.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Crumbs and you have to like actually physically wipe them off.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Guys are good at wearing slides. Why can't we just
extend those?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, I just it's like the only time I'm barefoot
in my house is if I'm about to get in
the shower, of I just if I'm in the shower.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Or if I'm in bed.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, like desperate, yes, beyond that, I will have socks
on my feet at all times.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Do feet need to breathe? I need to know that
as well.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hopefully not you'd probably get some serious don't extend my fear.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Just make sure you're feet to drive before you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Put them in the socks. I think, yeah, someone like
me and me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All right, guys, so on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Recently, I have been blessed enough to have my algorithm
show me a lot of people's worst first dates or
like really bad, really fucked up dates, and they're honestly some.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Of the best stories I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So I wanted to hear if you guys had any
bad dates, bad first dates. So we've gotten your submissions
on that, and we're going to go through them together.
And I actually have been quite lucky that I don't
think I have anything notable, Like, there's nothing I could
quite remember that.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I'm like, that was a really really shitty day somebody.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, like some of them the chemistry isn't there, but
nothing I'm like, holy.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Fuck, Yeah, mine's moll down that root. Yeah, I'll quickly
say fine because it's not that bad. I vet all
of these responses and go through them. I feel embarrassed
saying this one because it's nowhere near as good as half.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well that's how you got a start.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But I went on a date with the guy, and
I didn't do enough research forehands in like asking his situation,
what's his vibe, yeah, et cetera. So I was living
really central CBD in Sydney and he wanted me to
meet at this cafe. I didn't take stock of where
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the cafe was, and anyway, I get there and it's
across from like all of these hostels and he's just
walked out from a hostel across the road to the
cafe and I didn't care that he was staying in
a hostel.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Does that mean he's a backpacker?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, I think so, or he's traveling. We didn't get
that far in a combo. Really, Yeah, it was just
like instantly off. I think in that moment, I was
looking for something long term and it seems like you've
just like crawled out of this hostel.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're just here for a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
There is totally that disconnected with some people on what
they're looking for.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like I went on a date with.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
A guy and he's he lives here, but he's English,
and I think he would need to get a visa
visa yeah, if he wanted to like stay longer. And
I'm like, once again, if I'm looking for something long term,
you're not going to be living here long term. Like
didn't have a car. It was kind of more like
a float or I still feel.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Like, yeah, and you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, once again, such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But bottom line is now I guess that maybe I
have been sitting all for so long. I really am
maybe even ever more picky, just trying to figure out
if someone has the same like they want the same
thing as me, because it's like I don't want to
enter into anything now when it's like we want completely
different things exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And I wasn't upset that we were maybe after different things,
but like I just felt his energy was just like
an old man's, Like it was just really grumpy, grout.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
She yeah, and you're so not like that.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, And it just felt like I was on a
date with my pop and I was just like, no,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
How long did the date go for?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So I ordered my strawberry milkshake.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh my god, you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But can I tell you if I went on a
date with a guy and they ordered a strawberry milkshake,
I don't know if I would get the ecor like
you do it everyone.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Well if he got the ick good, Like, yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Was a terrific It's like what we were saying. I
was saying the other day, Actually, you finish the story first.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So already I reckon. Within five minutes, I've ordered that milkshake.
I'm like, this is bad, Like I actually can't even
think of the next three questions in my head. Oh
that happens. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom.
I walked past the barista and I was like, hey,
can you please put that in a takeaway car? And
I go to the bathroom, get back. She's walking one
(16:41):
like he's just got a coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh, she's brought it to him.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
In a not takeaway car, so he's he's drinking then,
and then I get a takeaway cup and he like
looks a bit weird at me, and I was just like,
I'm so sorry. I've got exams coming up, so I'm
going to go home and study. How long had it
been less than ten? I reckon, Fuck, I.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
See I have a thing where it's like, oh, I
was on a date the other day and I just
the como just wasn't flowing, like I'll say time and
time again. Second dates are fucking harder than first dates
because you count out all your bases on the first day,
and then the second day it's like, I don't actually
know what to ask you now. I went to the
bathroom text my friend and said, I need you to
get me a list of questions because I am running short.
(17:23):
That never happened. I should have never done this with
me with what like questions?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I don't know why I didn't, like, you're so good
at that stuff. And I was like texted her like,
I've been here for thirty minutes. How long do I
have to stay here? And in my opinion, an hour,
But that's only because it was a second day.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But then even then I can't see.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think I'm too scared to pull around and like
that where it's like you've only been there for like
fifty minutes and you want to leave. But then if
it was really bad, I probably would, so I think
maybe it just hasn't ever been.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like that bad. This is the only inside.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And I respect it completely get out of there.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
If I was so young and anxious that it wasn't
even to be a sertive and leave, it was just
like I'm just so indirectly going to go. So I'm
walking off and he's actively messaging me as I'm walking
and he's like, what happens? Was it something about me? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
That's sad. See, that's quite sad.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Like I'm remembering as I speak this out loud, and
I feel, really do you never.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Want someone to feel really badly about themselves if they
actually like they.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Weren't doing anything wrong. They're just not your person.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But you also are well within your right to leave
if you're not comfortable, and I wish I had more
of the balls to do that. I just think I
haven't been on about enough.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's just like he rolled out at the hostel. It's
talking about how he was going to a farm soon
to work. I'm just like, a, You're not the guy
I see myself being, And it was just a grouchiness.
I was like, I need to get out. Yeah, I
didn't really want to go beforehand. I think I think
that was another thing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And then just skip away with the strawberry milkshaken off.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You again, yeah, And then he was like yelling at
me over message. I was just like ah and blocked him.
I never I don't advise I've never done it before,
I haven't done it after.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Sometimes it has to be done.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I'm the asshole.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Judgment from you. I love am I the assholes.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We must do that sometime soon, guys, am I the
assholes are my favorite things to read.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay. Number one.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It was the night before my nineteenth birthday and a
guy I'd been talking to you for a few weeks
asked me on a sunrise date by the water.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Sounds really cute.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
He worked on a boat, so it seemed perfect. At
four am, I was just really confused. But sunrise, Actually,
I just said that sounds really perfect. I'd rather fucking no,
I'm not getting umper that time, but it is sweet
if you like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
At four I am on the road halfway there and
I call him.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
He picks up, sounding weird, and I'm like, hey, I'm
almost there, and he goes where and then he says,
I'm in a hospital bed fuck. Apparently he crashed his
car after a party but remembers nothing. Then he says,
I've unplugged myself and I'm running out of the hospital.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Instead of turning around like a normal person, I offered
to pick him up, breaking him out of the fucking hospital.
An hour and a half later, I pull into a
KFC car park and there he is passed out in
the back of a police patty wagon.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
What's Fuck's a paddy wagon.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Like police car?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Such a cute lit man.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
The cops literally hand him over to me with his phone,
I melted chocolate bar, a pack of Citas and send.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Us on that way. He's unconscious in my.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Passenger to say, oh my God, and I'm sobbing on
the side of the road. I use his face lady
to call his friend, slap him awake, drive him to
his mate's place, which is basically a hot box bedroom
with eight dudes inside. My date just joins them without
saying thank you. When I drive home in silence. A
few weeks later, he has the audacity to invite me
to his birthday party. I did politely declined, Bro, that
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just got worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So many things went wrong in that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Firstly, don't pick up a random man from the hospital.
But I understand that sometimes you're like, I'm already fucking here,
I need to see this through. But to them, like
you don't even get to continue the date because he's
passed out.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
He's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
He's with the cops, and then you drop him over
to his room where all of his friends are on drugs.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like yuck.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I would have blocked the man.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And I just want to know, like how we ended
up a chofc Did you see a commotion or something
where he was getting arrested stuck with the police. I
don't know. It must have been near the hospital, I reckon, yeah,
but I sense like she's on her way to a
date at four am, and he says, I'm in hospital,
Like you almost do want to be the good He'd.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Be worried first that you wouldn't think he's like fuck
eyed and going to be passing out on you. You'd think
maybe he's like, oh, I'm okay, like got to an accident,
but just a little bit knocked up. Let's go in
our sunrise date. The man also like, who goes, yeah,
come pick me up and drop me to my mate's
ick poor thing. I'm glad you declined his birthday, girl
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all right?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Number two? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Is he love you? Queen?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Thanks honey, love you too. So when I was nineteen,
I met with this guy on Tinder. He asked me
to lunch, he says, Grilled at Knox City. Okay, firstly,
I'm not going to grilled on a day. You're taking
me somewhere with actual cutlery, or we're not going on
to lunch, do you know what I mean? And it's
like it has black plastic cutlory. You can go on
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your own.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I like a casual day, like remember we went strike bowling.
I thought that was really fun, not that that was
a day.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
No, if it's totally different, if it's like someone that
you've been seeing a little while and you're just going
to get lunch, but like this is a first date.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Like who collects the order when the buzzer goes off?
Like this is just a no.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Don't go to Grilled or Nando's or anything on a
first date. Go to a pub for all like it
Like that to me is better if you need to
go somewhere that's like not that booge, go to a putub.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
We love a pub, Love a pub.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I love a pub day because it's so much atmosphere
going on, you know, and sometimes in the footies on.
Then you don't have to like there's things going on
around you see the convos not so like.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I don't know if you relate to this, but
I feel really sporty being in a pub and the
foot is playing. I'm like, yeah, I feel you. I
actually do.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
He says, Grilled at No City and then he'll meet
me there because he's catching the bus. Oh my god,
it keeps getting worse. I get there and he's wearing
an Everlast tracksuit with sketches. Not quite the vibe from
what's an Everlast track suit?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh, it's just like, I think that's not a big
w or target. It's like an athletic.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Right, Okay, it's giving like boxing coach from a movie,
not a real one. Not write the vibe from his picks.
He tells me order whatever you want, wow, bowler. So
I do, and he goes, no, you pay. Oh I
think at that point, if I'm at Grilled, I'd just
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be like, I'm taking his burger to go and I'm
gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
In my car. Yeah, you take the QR like.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Your company is not what I need right now. Then
he orders eight beers for himself next to them five minutes,
let's out the biggest ber smashes two burgers with chips
and says it nice to meet you and heads back
to the bus stop safe to say I was catfish
and block him immediately. I'm not gonna lie to you, honey,
he was looking for a meal. That man was looking
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for a beer and a meal, and.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
She thinks came out with those eight beers.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You would just never know.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
But then it's also like I'm telling you in future,
don't go on grill dates.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
But also with the eight beers, I think he wanted
a meal, but like, surely eight beers.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's like some people just have no fucking thought, like they.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Just are you just like, let's just change the shots,
Like do we really need eight beers?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Do you really need eight beers at a dinner.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
With a moss is grilled the atmos for eight beers?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah? Fucking I don't like what happens when dead as
you poor thing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
K three.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I was house sitting and decided to get first aid
experience with a hinge guy for a casual wine.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I love a casual wine, but I feel like I'm
not gonna like this.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
He was so nervous that he drank himself stupid, talking
about Shrek and Melbourne suburbs. He kept buying me drinks,
so when he go to the bathroom, I tip them
over the fence.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's actually quite smart girl.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We ended up back at my place, but he was
too drunk to do anything, so I told him to leave.
The next morning, I wake up to a bunch of
messages from him. Turns out he left his pants and
his belt at my house and got into an uber
with no pants on. He tried to use it in
his excuse to see me again, but I said I
wasn't interested, and I ended up donating his pants to
Selbos and haven't dated since.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh honey, firstly, don't use this experience as all experiences
go on another day.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Respectfully, it's not terrible, it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That bad, but it's like, to be that drunk that
you get in an uber without pants on is like crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, I can't believe he got in.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But then sometimes I think the nerves of dates can
make people drink a lot more than they would like to.
But it's also like he shouldn't continuously keep buying new
drinks if it's not something you're saying you want.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
But I feel like this isn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's just he unfortunately got like way too fucking funk.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, you were just a witness at that point.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You were just a witness.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You've come out of this, you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Came out of this unscathed, and carm is loving you
because of your donation. So happy days onto the next
Calma will make sure you have a good date next time,
all right?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Number four? This happened when I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I don't think I went on an actual date until
after till after I like my two boyfriends, like, because
neither of my boyfriends actually took me on like a
date when they were getting to know me, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I was not datable at success.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So God is happening the like I think anyone who's
bold enough to ask someone on a date at sixteen like,
good on your I was working at Boosts Juice with
a creepy boss who treated the roster like a dating show.
That's fucking disgusting because everyone who works at boost is
like under the age of seventeen. And to Max, who
was obsessed with me, but I wasn't to him. One
day he asked me to the footy and for some
reason I said yes. After the game, while waiting for
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the tram, he randomly went in for a kiss, and
I dodged so hard I nearly dislocated my neck.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
People the kiss without without.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Being sure that the other person almost I wants to
do that, But then you're so young at that point
that I feel like they're like, this is my first kids.
I just tend to get it over and done with that.
Here I had my first kiss down on fucking alleyway,
and I just got picked up against a wall. And
I don't like, I did not say I wanted that
to happen to me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But then by the time I was done, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Thank fucking god, I've had my first kiss.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I was a late bloom or two in that regard.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, okay, so I was like the last one. So
I was like, whoo, it's done.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Get the away from me.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We missed the tram, so he ordered an uber with
both our stops. I fell asleep and woke up outside
of his house and he goes, oh, you were asleep,
so I removed your stop. Want to stay over? No, No,
not even at that. Oh my god, I think that's
fucking crazy. I was seeing horrified, got out, called another
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uber and left fair Play Girl. Now I'm twenty two
and see this man has a girlfriend but still brings
up that game every time I see him in woolies, Like,
let's not reminisce.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It's not a fun thing to look back on.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You were especially not fun for him.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, I just removed your stop cul because you were
ausly don't.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Do that and you rejected my.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I rejected your kiss. Why would I want to stay over?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Number five, I've been chatting to this guy on Instagram
for a few weeks and decided to grab food and
hit a lookout. He didn't have a car, so I
picked him up. We spent four hours talking at it
sounds like a pretty good day, like you just lung
really well. Yeah, And at one am my car a
baut Tree dies. None of my friends answered, so I
had to call my dad to come jumpst out my
car while I was with this random guy.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Fuck, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I My dad would say no, as in if he's sleeping,
he'd be like no, oh if I was with a
ramy and he didn't know if I would safe, I
think he would help, but like he wouldn't be fucking
happy about it. The jumble leads didn't work, so we
had to get in my dad's car. He dropped the
guy home before taking me home. The car ride was
dead silent, and we never spoken again. I'm assuming you
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mean the boy, not your dad, but I think that
would be pretty well what happened to me, Like what
would happen to me? My dad would just like sit
there silently and they can't went the way home and
be like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
And he's like tired and grouchy. He wouldn't want to
entertain it or no, he's like, we'll talk about in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I'd get one of those.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're safe though.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
And go dad for actually coming.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Number six, a guy from up North WA came down
to Perth to take me out. That's already a good start,
he said, he'd surprise me. He picks me up in
a bucket hat with fishing rods in the back while
I'm standing there and a cookie dress, heels in a
blowout with a Chanelle handbag.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Ah. I hate that.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I hate when I'm like, yes, I would always rather
be overdressed than underdressed, but like, dressing for a date
is actually something I really struggle with. Do I wear heels?
Do I wear runners? Do I wear sandals? Like that
is so hard to me?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And he said it's a surprise, so like, so it's like,
I'm just gonna dress nice. Yeah, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can't be like surprise fishing. I'll wear something totally different.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You need to let me know. Yeah, But when someone
says it's a surprise, like you can't pick your outfit
and confidently go this is the one. Yeah, feel like
what am I going to be doing?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
She goes safe to say I won't lie about liking
fishing ever again.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh so she.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Obviously said fishing girl, Like I wouldn't mind going fishing
on a date. Like I've actually went fishing when I
was younger, to a salmon farm, which is like with
my dad and his friend and my siblings, And it's
like one of those things where you can literally catch the.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Fish with your hands if you fucking want to.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They are everywhere, like the whole leg is swarming with salmon,
and I still didn't fucking catch one.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I would have been so scared that like their fin
would have cut my hand.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
With what fishing don't they have? Or grabbing it with
your hand, grabbing it. I'm not actually saying, grab it
with your hand. I'm saying, there's so many of them
that you would be able to reach in and pluck
one out.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
See it shows how little I know about you. I
was like, that's such a cool thing that you can
just go to pick up.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
But I'm saying like they were everywhere and I.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Still didn't catch one. So yes, I would go fishing
on a date. I wouldn't be very good at it,
and I need a heads up, definitely a head You
can't take a girl on a surprise fishing day. They
need to know what to add.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I would fake it till I make it, but you
need to give me like two Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
But if you're in a Chanelle handbag in heels and
you're about to jump in a dinghy and go fishing
on the fucking yarrow?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Can you fish on the arrow?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Good question? I think randomly, Yes you can my house.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't think you should eat anything that you catch
in the fucking arrow though.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But this is completely side note.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But a funny video I saw on like it has
no relevance to what we were just talking about. There
was a funny video I saw on TikTok of these
guys at a pub and they taged girls and Samini
and it was so funny because one of the boys
is relaying like why Just for Girls is over and
why we have our own podcast and he's getting it
like hang on, and it's so funny because all of
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his mates being like Just for Girls number one fan. Anyway,
I want to let you guys know I saw the video.
I thought it was really really funny, so slay love
the support.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I did. It was the first thing I opened on
TikTok on Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
It was so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I woke up on Saturday morning open TikTok and it's
the first TikTok I saw. I was like, what is
this going to be? Especially seeing a group of guys.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
And you just see Just for Girls, And yeah, I
was worried. The whole time I was watching it. I
was on edge until I get to the end and
I'm like they were being there.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It was funny, kind of just laughing at that, And
I feel like we have every right to say that,
like men engage on Just for Girls and both of
your podcasts on TikTok and are not particularly nice, No at.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
All, No they're not.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
But I find that recently, Like I think that was
definitely something that was happening at the beginning, but I
think recently it's almost not really the case any more.
I find like they either don't talk about it at
all or of anything. Like I get a lot of
support when I'm out and even I went to film
a video at a shopping chatson the other day and
one of the girls was like, my friend's boyfriend is
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obsessed with you, like, could you make a video for him?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
And he's like a five FO worker and says they
all listen to it, and I'm like, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's cute. I think some of the guys have found
hobbies and they just focused on it anymore. But like
I saw that video and just like alarm bells.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
But the comments weren't even that bad, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And I think it was really cute. He really he
knew what was up. You could tell he's listened to this,
he's listened to other podcasts, both of you.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, And one of the guys asked the question. He goes, oh, mate,
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
And then someone's like, well, you know, a bit like everything.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
But it was so funny.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
But I just wanted to thank all my male hear
Me out listeners. I see you, and I'm really really
grateful because I know there's like that stigma of like, oh,
it's a girls podcast. I feel like it was different
with Just for Girls because it had girl in the
name itself, and everyone was like, oh, you listen to
for Girls.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think that was a polarizing name for man. They
really struggled to get around that one.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, they really really did well. If they're here, still,
thank you, appreciate you all right. Number seven, We're meeting
at my house and when he rocked up, he had
an overnight bag in hand, assuming he'd stay over after dinner.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
This is like triggering for you.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I've had that happen to me.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Nothing happened, but I was so icked that I told
my friend, who told his friends, and it became a
meme on his Facebook with a photo of a backpack
and boys roasting him in the comments.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We never spoke again. That is so sad.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I do think it's very presumptuous to assume that you
will be staying over at someone's house, and I have
had that happen to me, and it just made me
feel like I had to have him stay over, which
I wasn't planning on, So I'm glad that you were.
Like nobody, I just think, surely you can stiff it
a night without your overnight stuff, especially at a girl's house.
We have all the amenities. You do not need to
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bring your overnight bag. Okay, It's like that's better than
making the assumption. I feel like a lot of the
time unless it's been pre discussed, which in that guy
spring your overnight bag away. Very cute, but that's really
sad that his friends were taking piece out him.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Number.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
We went to a restaurant on Valentine's Day because he
didn't want anyone to see us since he just split
with his ex Sophie.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
We've got names and everything.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
As we walked in, we saw Sophie and her new
guy on a date. Luke ran upstairs and left me
standing there. We ended up having to walk back past
them because our table was actually on the first floor.
So awkward. We've been together since, but it was the
most awkward Valentine's Day ever. There's honestly a few things
more less awkward than seeing your ex in public like
that when you're like both on another day, like I've
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never done it, but something like that happened to her.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I have, and I just went mute for the rest
of the night. It was really awkward, Like.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The vibes are just weird.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, so all feels very performative at that point because
you're kind of looking at each other and it's like, oh,
I just think it's FD.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah. The guy I was on a date with and
we ran into my ex so I was saying previously
before that we got back to mind and I just
wasn't talking and he's like, is everything okay? Should I leave? Bye?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Goay?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Literally all right.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Last one, I was crushing on this guy who had
just broken up with his girlfriend and we hung out
a lot. I have such a funny thing about dating
people that have rite out of relationships.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I always really worry, like, are you actually over them?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah? Do you know what I meant to be the rebound?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, not that you are.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm just saying that's like something that's always like stressed
me out if by someone's like right out of a
relationship and like on hingjump, Like is there any point
or are you kind of just here for a bit
of a rebound to get over X?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Anyway, one day, he spent two hours on a call
ranting about how much he misses. I should have kept reading,
and my crush disappeared instantly. Now we're best friends, but
I'm catching feelings for him again, even though he tells
me about other girls.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Should I tell him or let it go?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I actually would tell him because I think you will
always regret not And there's always that chance that maybe
he's talking to you about other girls in the hopes
to gauge a reaction from you, to see if that's
something you would care about, or if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, I think there's playful ways you can go about it.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, I think what have you got to lose in telling? Oh,
you say you're best friends. I get that, but I'm like, yeah,
there's a lot to lose. I just do it anyway.
I think you need to put yourself out there and
do things like that.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
And I think you can confront this and like, not
a dishonest way, but you can kind of manipulate thing.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I think you engage it by a bit more like
flirty conversation, just like take slow steps to get there.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, And just like when our friendship was developing. I
was so confused because I was like, do I like
you or do I see you as a friend. I
did get confused at the start, Like you can kind
of well you still like each other.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, I think you need to start with a bit
of a flirty conboscy if he gives it back to
you before you go straight off the edge and be
like I like you, how do you feel? But I'd
say there's absolutely no how I'm been trying because like
I get the whole Like sometimes he might just be
talking to you about other girls in hopes to like
gauge a feeling about it, because like, that's definitely happened
to me before.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, And then I think something going to keep in mind,
say he moves on, I feel like she might become
really resentful towards him, Yeah, and be pissed off quite
frankly if she never says anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, And it's like if he's not interested, then that's fine.
You can move on with your life and then hopefully
you can stay friends at some point.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I believe in you, all right, guys, thank you so
much for listening to hear me out Once again, If
you have any episode ideas or hear me out or
anything to submit. You can do that all through the
link in the hear me Out with Easy Instagram in
the bio. But I love you all and I will
chat to you after my post Bali trip Slate.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Bye guys,
Then he says, I've unplugged myself and I'm running out
of the hospital. Instead of turning around like a normal person,
I offered to pick him up, breaking him out of
the fucking hospital. Hi, guys, welcome back to hear me Ow.
I'm your host, Eazy Armitage. We also have Blaky here.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, honey, But this is a.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Solo app kind of I have, like because it's like
I'm still getting the swing of talking on my own
and people that know me.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can pretty well talk on my own.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
To a wall. This is a lot going up in that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
There's a lot and I need someone to be like,
hold on, yeah, just try and rain it, elaborate on that,
rein it in. You know, maybe one day I'll be
able to do an episode fully on my own. But
like that's not even that fun for me, Like I
like having someone to talk to, you know, someone to
listen to all my shit like you guys. But yeah,
welcome back. Our episode with Logan went live last week.
That was so much fun. Logan and I will be
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lapping it up in Bali by the time you guys
hear this episode, so I'm sure we will have a
lot to say when we get back. I actually am
thinking of getting leg. You guys, I think know about Allego.
If you don't, Allego's my best friend. She's been my
best friend for eleven years now, which is fucking crazy.
I'm like, don't you feel like side note? Sorry, I
feel like my brain works so over time. People that
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can't hold long friends are the problem. That's might hear
me out. You know, if you meet someone and you're like,
you don't have any friends for longer than like a year,
I'm like, you're the problem. Basically, we love leg Leg's
coming to Bali with me. It's my twenty fifth birthday
Bali trip. I think this might be the first time
I've ever been away for my birthday, so I'm really excited.
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And I might do a record with Leggi after and
we'll just unpack all the ins and outs of our
trip away. So if you want to hear that, let
me know. Because she's the best, you'll love her. If
you like me, you'll love her all right, And then
any other updates. I got my nose. They injected steroids
and botox into my nose, which sounds a bit I
didn't actually know that was something that they do. But
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like I mentioned on here before, my nose was pulling
slightly to the right, like the tip of it, and
I was freaking out a little bit about it. The
swelling was really uneven, and I just wanted to meet
with my surgeon again to make sure that kind of
I guess, to figure out whether that's something that the
healing was going to fix or if it was just
going to always be pulling to the right. And I
know it's so early days, I get that, but he
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was like, you know, I can actually.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Help it along.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So he ejected botox into the muscle on the right
side to relax the muscle. Therefore it will stop that
pulling of the tip to the right because the muscle
was so much tighter on that side of my nose, muscle, skin, whatever, I.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Don't even know.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I didn't ask the technical terms. I was like, stick
me with that needle.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
But it looked better immediately because the steroids he injected
into because I had bone swelling, which I didn't realize.
You I didn't realize was a thing, but obviously with
those jobs and a lot of things, that's quite common.
So the steroids got rid of that swelling pretty instantly.
And I kind of got to see that end result
a bit better. The swellings come back, but the botox
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is still relaxing that muscle so it's not crooked as much.
But even in that little period that I got to see,
I like it and I'm happy. I definitely was. There's
beIN days where I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Can we quickly talk about it? Because we're just talking them? Yeah,
and you're not feeling good about it today.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm not feeling good about it today. I think.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Also, I have to bear in mind when I drink
on the weekend and stuff, it swells a lot and
it looks really different. And then I've been told by
everyone that there's like a four month period where you're
just like, I don't look like me. You don't look
the way you used to, and you're not quite where
you want to be with your nose yet. So there's
just that period where you're like, this isn't what I wanted, and.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like, I'm not happy with it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
As someone who works in you know, this sweld, I
look at myself a lot and a lot more than
is probably healthy, filming myself, taking photos of myself, for
this job, and yeah, it gets you down on yourself,
but I feel like that's human nature really. I just
I made the decision. I'm I did it for myself.
I'm glad I did it still, and I feel like
when I got to see that little glimpse of more
of the final result, I was really happy with it
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because it still holds very similar. It looks very similar
in a lot of ways to my nose before, which
is what I wanted quite straight. Still not that because
with the swelling, it looks a lot more upturned because
like the top of my nose is swollen, so it
almost makes it flick up more, which just doesn't suit me.
But yeah, it's gonna be changing every day, so I
really do feel different about it every day.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, well remember it's just a four month period than
you were warned.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
But like, yeah, I was absolutely worn that it was identify.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
CIS, So I don't regret it on the bad days.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, And I need to just like suck it up, princess,
like you've you know, it will change and it's going
to change, and I can't expect everything to be instantly perfect.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It'd be nice, it would be nice.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But yeah, it'll probably be about a year before I
see the end result. I even obviously do a lot
of research into nose job journeys and like the difference
even between five months and eight months of people's noses
is crazy, like it changes so much. So we're not
there yet. But you look gorgeous, thanks honey.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So do you all right?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So let's get into this week's hear me out. I
did do a little hear me out. Not yeah, I
stand by what I said earlier. But we've got a
couple others that we're going to get into. A Blake
has one for us.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So last night I was scrolling Instagram, Yeah, going through stories.
My hear me out is that when someone shares a
story and they tag someone and then they reshare the
other person's reshare. So say, I say, happy birthday, Iszy,
and it's a photo of us from five years ago,
and then you reshare that saying those were the days,
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and then I reshare that. Delete Instagram, Get off. No
people are doing it.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I've never actually seen that.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I've seen that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's giving, Like, no, just not what's a millennial as
in am I millennial?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm a gen z.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We're gen z giving millennial millennial boom acre.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, like boomers when they're like they take the photo
and they've got the flip phone cases and they hold
it and they press the like camera with the one
it's giving that. I've never actually seen that, and I'm grateful.
I think I would unfollow you.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It does skew older older because you don't need to
reshare the comments on the initial like, yeah, you've already
got the photo on your story.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Just like fucking message each other. Pick up the phone,
be like.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
These are the days, babe, and text her privately. I
don't need to know that those were the days. I've
already seen the happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And I don't need to see your reshare get continuously
smaller because you've reshared it nine times.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Also, I actually have a hear me out. Two things
that are somewhat relative to that. Yeah, if you're going
to reshare someone's story, you need to make it full screen.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, I like that and think it looks better. I'm
bouncing between, so I really like that.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The only reason I don't make it full screen is
when it's a question box and I'm resharing from hear
me out, like to hear me out Instagram. Sometimes people
get really confused and don't realize it's a reshare, and
then they're like the question box isn't working, so.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
That in that case, I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Secondly, if it's a birthday, you do not need to
share every single story of yourself from that day.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So what's the cap. Let's actually make a cab five
or six max.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Even then I'd say by the fifth your favorite. But like,
there are people I know that, like obviously you know
have a lot of friends. People are posting a lot
about them. Great, like I like to see them on
other people's stories, but when you reshare every single birthday
story of yourself, I don't like it. Sorry, I just don't.
I'm happy for you, and I'm glad you're happy. But
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I always screenshot all of them because I like to
just have them from every year and like go back
and look at them. But actually I don't think I've
ever gone back and look at them. But that's why
I've got two.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
The other is in my camera. I don't need all
of them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, And now I feel like we're about to get mean?
Are we really nasty?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But when people start the story thread that's their birthday,
like just woke up twenty three, as in, you're renouncing
it's your birthday. Yeah, you've got to let someone.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
If someone else do it and you share it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Oh my god, yeah, h yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
No, I actually I get that. But then it's like,
I feel like if someone posts a photo of like
a birthday cake or something, it's like, is that not
the same thing announcing it too birthday?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And I don't think that's that bad cake spine because
that's contextual to a birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, but not like morning guys, I'm twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Five, Mara selfie woke up a year older today. Oh
I wouldn't like that anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
No, but in saying that whatever makes you happy on
your birthday is more than fine with us, grain of salt.
We're here to be controversial and a little bit a
little bit bitchy sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
You know. Yeah, and maybe you can post on TikTok
saying hear me out, podcasts suck and we have to
copy that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Absolutely, everyone's allowing entitled to their own opinion, and that
does not make it right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's just our opinion. You do what you want.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But I am going to be the Big two five
quarter life crisis in coming.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I feel like I've done my quarter lave crisis. I
actually really do think that was last year.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I feel like I went through mine early as well.
I turned twenty five this year as well. Yes, I've
kind of like just got through up.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I'm feeling like I really really am feeling like everything's
looking up. And I know that's like such a tentative
thing to say, like holy fuck, have I just chinxed it?
But I don't know, maybe being in a better routine.
I've got a really exciting holiday coming up. I'm so
proud and happy with how he me UT's working out,
and I feel like I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Just excited for the future.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And I feel like I'm doing things for myself and
I'm proving to myself that I can be successful in
things on my own, which is something that I was
always hesitant to say, Like I just felt like I
was very self deprecating in a business sense because I'm
not the most organized person, so I think to be
doing well and all this stuff is like proving.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's like, you know, it's like a feedback loop.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's like I'm feeling really good about it, and then
the content's coming out better and.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's all really good.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's all coming back too.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I'm feeling really good.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
How's the frontal.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Lobe funtal lobes developed develop on the first of August?
Are we full blown adult? N It's still coming in
you guys listen to me talk every day. I think
you can agree. Someone said to me the other day
that I've childlike tendencies. Oh, and that they think it's
in people will find it endearing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I'm like, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Do they give you any examples?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I did run into that room like stop down the stairs.
I just I think, I don't know. I don't find
that a compliment.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, it would take out.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It made me feel it made it felt like your
immature is more like what I was getting from it.
But they more minutes the way I like run around
and stuff in the house, and.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I find you very like joyous and freeing. Is that?
Is that what I mean? Going down? Maybe interrogate them,
yeah I must.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But I think the one thing that I hope enters
my life in the next year is love.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So but you know, we'll see put it out that.
I feel good about it. This is the year.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
This is my year, guys, twenty five was am Didges year.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You're welcome anyway, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
My HEMI out is that it's I don't know if
it's so much of a hearing out, but more just
something that I do that like I can't see it
going any other way. I cannot or around my house
barefoot now. It needs to be so I wear ugbroots
in summer, like forty degree day, I'll be in socks
and ugbirts. I also can't wear ugbroots without socks on.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
No, so it's.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Always a sock and ugbirt combo in my house.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, No, absolutely aligned there. I'm trying to think of
an example where I would walk I actually like even
just hate being barefoot.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't like being barefoot much either.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, Like, if I'm walking to the pool like.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A beach club, I will leave my thongs on the
side of that pool. I will not be walking to
the pool barefoot.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I'm really bad with fee like I've just always had.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
A fear I'm funny with I'm not even I don't
even think I find feet that grows. It's like I
find the floors really grows. Like I've maybe had a
bad experience at a water park when I was a kid,
and now it's like a water parks and my biggest
fucking fears and it's because I don't want to walk
barefoot on the wet, sandy food. I can't people want
to go to a water park. No, I'd rather life
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face down on the floor for the whole time. You go, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'd rather eat that.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I literally would rather shit in my hands and clap.
That's my favorite thing.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
My mom uses that all the time.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But yeah, I just my brother, for example, was just
waltzed into the kitchen the other day barefoot.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I'm like, kitchen floor and bare feet is not okay. No,
then you've got to You've got like.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Crumbs and you have to like actually physically wipe them off.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Guys are good at wearing slides. Why can't we just
extend those?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, I just it's like the only time I'm barefoot
in my house is if I'm about to get in
the shower, of I just if I'm in the shower.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Or if I'm in bed.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, like desperate, yes, beyond that, I will have socks
on my feet at all times.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Do feet need to breathe? I need to know that
as well.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Hopefully not you'd probably get some serious don't extend my fear.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Just make sure you're feet to drive before you.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Put them in the socks. I think, yeah, someone like
me and me.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
All right, guys, so on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Recently, I have been blessed enough to have my algorithm
show me a lot of people's worst first dates or
like really bad, really fucked up dates, and they're honestly some.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Of the best stories I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
So I wanted to hear if you guys had any
bad dates, bad first dates. So we've gotten your submissions
on that, and we're going to go through them together.
And I actually have been quite lucky that I don't
think I have anything notable, Like, there's nothing I could
quite remember that.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I'm like, that was a really really shitty day somebody.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, like some of them the chemistry isn't there, but
nothing I'm like, holy.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Fuck, Yeah, mine's moll down that root. Yeah, I'll quickly
say fine because it's not that bad. I vet all
of these responses and go through them. I feel embarrassed
saying this one because it's nowhere near as good as half.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Well that's how you got a start.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But I went on a date with the guy, and
I didn't do enough research forehands in like asking his situation,
what's his vibe, yeah, et cetera. So I was living
really central CBD in Sydney and he wanted me to
meet at this cafe. I didn't take stock of where
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the cafe was, and anyway, I get there and it's
across from like all of these hostels and he's just
walked out from a hostel across the road to the
cafe and I didn't care that he was staying in
a hostel.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Does that mean he's a backpacker?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, I think so, or he's traveling. We didn't get
that far in a combo. Really, Yeah, it was just
like instantly off. I think in that moment, I was
looking for something long term and it seems like you've
just like crawled out of this hostel.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're just here for a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
There is totally that disconnected with some people on what
they're looking for.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Like I went on a date with.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
A guy and he's he lives here, but he's English,
and I think he would need to get a visa
visa yeah, if he wanted to like stay longer. And
I'm like, once again, if I'm looking for something long term,
you're not going to be living here long term. Like
didn't have a car. It was kind of more like
a float or I still feel.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Like, yeah, and you don't want that.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Yeah, once again, such a great guy.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But bottom line is now I guess that maybe I
have been sitting all for so long. I really am
maybe even ever more picky, just trying to figure out
if someone has the same like they want the same
thing as me, because it's like I don't want to
enter into anything now when it's like we want completely
different things exactly right.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And I wasn't upset that we were maybe after different things,
but like I just felt his energy was just like
an old man's, Like it was just really grumpy, grout.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
She yeah, and you're so not like that.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, And it just felt like I was on a
date with my pop and I was just like, no,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
How long did the date go for?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
So I ordered my strawberry milkshake.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh my god, you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But can I tell you if I went on a
date with a guy and they ordered a strawberry milkshake,
I don't know if I would get the ecor like
you do it everyone.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Well if he got the ick good, Like, yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Was a terrific It's like what we were saying. I
was saying the other day, Actually, you finish the story first.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
So already I reckon. Within five minutes, I've ordered that milkshake.
I'm like, this is bad, Like I actually can't even
think of the next three questions in my head. Oh
that happens. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom.
I walked past the barista and I was like, hey,
can you please put that in a takeaway car? And
I go to the bathroom, get back. She's walking one
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like he's just got a coffee.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh, she's brought it to him.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
In a not takeaway car, so he's he's drinking then,
and then I get a takeaway cup and he like
looks a bit weird at me, and I was just like,
I'm so sorry. I've got exams coming up, so I'm
going to go home and study. How long had it
been less than ten? I reckon, Fuck, I.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
See I have a thing where it's like, oh, I
was on a date the other day and I just
the como just wasn't flowing, like I'll say time and
time again. Second dates are fucking harder than first dates
because you count out all your bases on the first day,
and then the second day it's like, I don't actually
know what to ask you now. I went to the
bathroom text my friend and said, I need you to
get me a list of questions because I am running short.
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That never happened. I should have never done this with
me with what like questions?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, I should.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I don't know why I didn't, like, you're so good
at that stuff. And I was like texted her like,
I've been here for thirty minutes. How long do I
have to stay here? And in my opinion, an hour,
But that's only because it was a second day.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But then even then I can't see.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I think I'm too scared to pull around and like
that where it's like you've only been there for like
fifty minutes and you want to leave. But then if
it was really bad, I probably would, so I think
maybe it just hasn't ever been.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like that bad. This is the only inside.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
And I respect it completely get out of there.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
If I was so young and anxious that it wasn't
even to be a sertive and leave, it was just
like I'm just so indirectly going to go. So I'm
walking off and he's actively messaging me as I'm walking
and he's like, what happens? Was it something about me? Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
That's sad. See, that's quite sad.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Like I'm remembering as I speak this out loud, and
I feel, really do you never.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Want someone to feel really badly about themselves if they
actually like they.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Weren't doing anything wrong. They're just not your person.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
But you also are well within your right to leave
if you're not comfortable, and I wish I had more
of the balls to do that. I just think I
haven't been on about enough.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
It's just like he rolled out at the hostel. It's
talking about how he was going to a farm soon
to work. I'm just like, a, You're not the guy
I see myself being, And it was just a grouchiness.
I was like, I need to get out. Yeah, I
didn't really want to go beforehand. I think I think
that was another thing.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And then just skip away with the strawberry milkshaken off.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
You again, yeah, And then he was like yelling at
me over message. I was just like ah and blocked him.
I never I don't advise I've never done it before,
I haven't done it after.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Sometimes it has to be done.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I'm the asshole.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Judgment from you. I love am I the assholes.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We must do that sometime soon, guys, am I the
assholes are my favorite things to read.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay. Number one.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It was the night before my nineteenth birthday and a
guy I'd been talking to you for a few weeks
asked me on a sunrise date by the water.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Sounds really cute.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
He worked on a boat, so it seemed perfect. At
four am, I was just really confused. But sunrise, Actually,
I just said that sounds really perfect. I'd rather fucking no,
I'm not getting umper that time, but it is sweet
if you like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
At four I am on the road halfway there and
I call him.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
He picks up, sounding weird, and I'm like, hey, I'm
almost there, and he goes where and then he says,
I'm in a hospital bed fuck. Apparently he crashed his
car after a party but remembers nothing. Then he says,
I've unplugged myself and I'm running out of the hospital.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Instead of turning around like a normal person, I offered
to pick him up, breaking him out of the fucking hospital.
An hour and a half later, I pull into a
KFC car park and there he is passed out in
the back of a police patty wagon.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
What's Fuck's a paddy wagon.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Like police car?
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Such a cute lit man.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
The cops literally hand him over to me with his phone,
I melted chocolate bar, a pack of Citas and send.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Us on that way. He's unconscious in my.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Passenger to say, oh my God, and I'm sobbing on
the side of the road. I use his face lady
to call his friend, slap him awake, drive him to
his mate's place, which is basically a hot box bedroom
with eight dudes inside. My date just joins them without
saying thank you. When I drive home in silence. A
few weeks later, he has the audacity to invite me
to his birthday party. I did politely declined, Bro, that
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just got worse and worse and worse.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So many things went wrong in that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Firstly, don't pick up a random man from the hospital.
But I understand that sometimes you're like, I'm already fucking here,
I need to see this through. But to them, like
you don't even get to continue the date because he's
passed out.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
He's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
He's with the cops, and then you drop him over
to his room where all of his friends are on drugs.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like yuck.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I would have blocked the man.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And I just want to know, like how we ended
up a chofc Did you see a commotion or something
where he was getting arrested stuck with the police. I
don't know. It must have been near the hospital, I reckon, yeah,
but I sense like she's on her way to a
date at four am, and he says, I'm in hospital,
Like you almost do want to be the good He'd.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Be worried first that you wouldn't think he's like fuck
eyed and going to be passing out on you. You'd think
maybe he's like, oh, I'm okay, like got to an accident,
but just a little bit knocked up. Let's go in
our sunrise date. The man also like, who goes, yeah,
come pick me up and drop me to my mate's
ick poor thing. I'm glad you declined his birthday, girl
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all right?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Number two? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Is he love you? Queen?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Thanks honey, love you too. So when I was nineteen,
I met with this guy on Tinder. He asked me
to lunch, he says, Grilled at Knox City. Okay, firstly,
I'm not going to grilled on a day. You're taking
me somewhere with actual cutlery, or we're not going on
to lunch, do you know what I mean? And it's
like it has black plastic cutlory. You can go on
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your own.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I like a casual day, like remember we went strike bowling.
I thought that was really fun, not that that was
a day.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
No, if it's totally different, if it's like someone that
you've been seeing a little while and you're just going
to get lunch, but like this is a first date.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Like who collects the order when the buzzer goes off?
Like this is just a no.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Don't go to Grilled or Nando's or anything on a
first date. Go to a pub for all like it
Like that to me is better if you need to
go somewhere that's like not that booge, go to a putub.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
We love a pub, Love a pub.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I love a pub day because it's so much atmosphere
going on, you know, and sometimes in the footies on.
Then you don't have to like there's things going on
around you see the convos not so like.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I don't know if you relate to this, but
I feel really sporty being in a pub and the
foot is playing. I'm like, yeah, I feel you. I
actually do.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
He says, Grilled at No City and then he'll meet
me there because he's catching the bus. Oh my god,
it keeps getting worse. I get there and he's wearing
an Everlast tracksuit with sketches. Not quite the vibe from
what's an Everlast track suit?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Oh, it's just like, I think that's not a big
w or target. It's like an athletic.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Right, Okay, it's giving like boxing coach from a movie,
not a real one. Not write the vibe from his picks.
He tells me order whatever you want, wow, bowler. So
I do, and he goes, no, you pay. Oh I
think at that point, if I'm at Grilled, I'd just
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be like, I'm taking his burger to go and I'm
gonna eat.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
In my car. Yeah, you take the QR like.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Your company is not what I need right now. Then
he orders eight beers for himself next to them five minutes,
let's out the biggest ber smashes two burgers with chips
and says it nice to meet you and heads back
to the bus stop safe to say I was catfish
and block him immediately. I'm not gonna lie to you, honey,
he was looking for a meal. That man was looking
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for a beer and a meal, and.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
She thinks came out with those eight beers.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You would just never know.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
But then it's also like I'm telling you in future,
don't go on grill dates.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
But also with the eight beers, I think he wanted
a meal, but like, surely eight beers.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's like some people just have no fucking thought, like they.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Just are you just like, let's just change the shots,
Like do we really need eight beers?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Do you really need eight beers at a dinner.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
With a moss is grilled the atmos for eight beers?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah? Fucking I don't like what happens when dead as
you poor thing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
K three.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I was house sitting and decided to get first aid
experience with a hinge guy for a casual wine.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I love a casual wine, but I feel like I'm
not gonna like this.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
He was so nervous that he drank himself stupid, talking
about Shrek and Melbourne suburbs. He kept buying me drinks,
so when he go to the bathroom, I tip them
over the fence.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
That's actually quite smart girl.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We ended up back at my place, but he was
too drunk to do anything, so I told him to leave.
The next morning, I wake up to a bunch of
messages from him. Turns out he left his pants and
his belt at my house and got into an uber
with no pants on. He tried to use it in
his excuse to see me again, but I said I
wasn't interested, and I ended up donating his pants to
Selbos and haven't dated since.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh honey, firstly, don't use this experience as all experiences
go on another day.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Respectfully, it's not terrible, it's not.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That bad, but it's like, to be that drunk that
you get in an uber without pants on is like crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, I can't believe he got in.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But then sometimes I think the nerves of dates can
make people drink a lot more than they would like to.
But it's also like he shouldn't continuously keep buying new
drinks if it's not something you're saying you want.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
But I feel like this isn't that bad.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's just he unfortunately got like way too fucking funk.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, you were just a witness at that point.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You were just a witness.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
You've come out of this, you.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Came out of this unscathed, and carm is loving you
because of your donation. So happy days onto the next
Calma will make sure you have a good date next time,
all right?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Number four? This happened when I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I don't think I went on an actual date until
after till after I like my two boyfriends, like, because
neither of my boyfriends actually took me on like a
date when they were getting to know me, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I was not datable at success.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So God is happening the like I think anyone who's
bold enough to ask someone on a date at sixteen like,
good on your I was working at Boosts Juice with
a creepy boss who treated the roster like a dating show.
That's fucking disgusting because everyone who works at boost is
like under the age of seventeen. And to Max, who
was obsessed with me, but I wasn't to him. One
day he asked me to the footy and for some
reason I said yes. After the game, while waiting for
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the tram, he randomly went in for a kiss, and
I dodged so hard I nearly dislocated my neck.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
People the kiss without without.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Being sure that the other person almost I wants to
do that, But then you're so young at that point
that I feel like they're like, this is my first kids.
I just tend to get it over and done with that.
Here I had my first kiss down on fucking alleyway,
and I just got picked up against a wall. And
I don't like, I did not say I wanted that
to happen to me.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But then by the time I was done, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Thank fucking god, I've had my first kiss.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I was a late bloom or two in that regard.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah, okay, so I was like the last one. So
I was like, whoo, it's done.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Get the away from me.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
We missed the tram, so he ordered an uber with
both our stops. I fell asleep and woke up outside
of his house and he goes, oh, you were asleep,
so I removed your stop. Want to stay over? No, No,
not even at that. Oh my god, I think that's
fucking crazy. I was seeing horrified, got out, called another
(28:02):
uber and left fair Play Girl. Now I'm twenty two
and see this man has a girlfriend but still brings
up that game every time I see him in woolies, Like,
let's not reminisce.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It's not a fun thing to look back on.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You were especially not fun for him.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, I just removed your stop cul because you were
ausly don't.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Do that and you rejected my.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I rejected your kiss. Why would I want to stay over?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Number five, I've been chatting to this guy on Instagram
for a few weeks and decided to grab food and
hit a lookout. He didn't have a car, so I
picked him up. We spent four hours talking at it
sounds like a pretty good day, like you just lung
really well. Yeah, And at one am my car a
baut Tree dies. None of my friends answered, so I
had to call my dad to come jumpst out my
car while I was with this random guy.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Fuck, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I My dad would say no, as in if he's sleeping,
he'd be like no, oh if I was with a
ramy and he didn't know if I would safe, I
think he would help, but like he wouldn't be fucking
happy about it. The jumble leads didn't work, so we
had to get in my dad's car. He dropped the
guy home before taking me home. The car ride was
dead silent, and we never spoken again. I'm assuming you
(29:14):
mean the boy, not your dad, but I think that
would be pretty well what happened to me, Like what
would happen to me? My dad would just like sit
there silently and they can't went the way home and
be like what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
And he's like tired and grouchy. He wouldn't want to
entertain it or no, he's like, we'll talk about in
the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, I'd get one of those.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad you're safe though.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
And go dad for actually coming.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Number six, a guy from up North WA came down
to Perth to take me out. That's already a good start,
he said, he'd surprise me. He picks me up in
a bucket hat with fishing rods in the back while
I'm standing there and a cookie dress, heels in a
blowout with a Chanelle handbag.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Ah. I hate that.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I hate when I'm like, yes, I would always rather
be overdressed than underdressed, but like, dressing for a date
is actually something I really struggle with. Do I wear heels?
Do I wear runners? Do I wear sandals? Like that
is so hard to me?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And he said it's a surprise, so like, so it's like,
I'm just gonna dress nice. Yeah, but you can't.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can't be like surprise fishing. I'll wear something totally different.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You need to let me know. Yeah, But when someone
says it's a surprise, like you can't pick your outfit
and confidently go this is the one. Yeah, feel like
what am I going to be doing?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
She goes safe to say I won't lie about liking
fishing ever again.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh so she.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Obviously said fishing girl, Like I wouldn't mind going fishing
on a date. Like I've actually went fishing when I
was younger, to a salmon farm, which is like with
my dad and his friend and my siblings, And it's
like one of those things where you can literally catch the.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Fish with your hands if you fucking want to.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
They are everywhere, like the whole leg is swarming with salmon,
and I still didn't fucking catch one.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I would have been so scared that like their fin
would have cut my hand.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
With what fishing don't they have? Or grabbing it with
your hand, grabbing it. I'm not actually saying, grab it
with your hand. I'm saying, there's so many of them
that you would be able to reach in and pluck
one out.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
See it shows how little I know about you. I
was like, that's such a cool thing that you can
just go to pick up.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
But I'm saying like they were everywhere and I.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Still didn't catch one. So yes, I would go fishing
on a date. I wouldn't be very good at it,
and I need a heads up, definitely a head You
can't take a girl on a surprise fishing day. They
need to know what to add.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I would fake it till I make it, but you
need to give me like two Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
But if you're in a Chanelle handbag in heels and
you're about to jump in a dinghy and go fishing
on the fucking yarrow?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Can you fish on the arrow?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Good question? I think randomly, Yes you can my house.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't think you should eat anything that you catch
in the fucking arrow though.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
But this is completely side note.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
But a funny video I saw on like it has
no relevance to what we were just talking about. There
was a funny video I saw on TikTok of these
guys at a pub and they taged girls and Samini
and it was so funny because one of the boys
is relaying like why Just for Girls is over and
why we have our own podcast and he's getting it
like hang on, and it's so funny because all of
(32:03):
his mates being like Just for Girls number one fan. Anyway,
I want to let you guys know I saw the video.
I thought it was really really funny, so slay love
the support.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
I did. It was the first thing I opened on
TikTok on Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
It was so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I woke up on Saturday morning open TikTok and it's
the first TikTok I saw. I was like, what is
this going to be? Especially seeing a group of guys.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
And you just see Just for Girls, And yeah, I
was worried. The whole time I was watching it. I
was on edge until I get to the end and
I'm like they were being there.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It was funny, kind of just laughing at that, And
I feel like we have every right to say that,
like men engage on Just for Girls and both of
your podcasts on TikTok and are not particularly nice, No at.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
All, No they're not.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
But I find that recently, Like I think that was
definitely something that was happening at the beginning, but I
think recently it's almost not really the case any more.
I find like they either don't talk about it at
all or of anything. Like I get a lot of
support when I'm out and even I went to film
a video at a shopping chatson the other day and
one of the girls was like, my friend's boyfriend is
(33:01):
obsessed with you, like, could you make a video for him?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
And he's like a five FO worker and says they
all listen to it, and I'm like, that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
It's cute. I think some of the guys have found
hobbies and they just focused on it anymore. But like
I saw that video and just like alarm bells.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
But the comments weren't even that bad, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
And I think it was really cute. He really he
knew what was up. You could tell he's listened to this,
he's listened to other podcasts, both of you.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, And one of the guys asked the question. He goes, oh, mate,
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
And then someone's like, well, you know, a bit like everything.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
But it was so funny.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
But I just wanted to thank all my male hear
Me out listeners. I see you, and I'm really really
grateful because I know there's like that stigma of like, oh,
it's a girls podcast. I feel like it was different
with Just for Girls because it had girl in the
name itself, and everyone was like, oh, you listen to
for Girls.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think that was a polarizing name for man. They
really struggled to get around that one.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, they really really did well. If they're here, still,
thank you, appreciate you all right. Number seven, We're meeting
at my house and when he rocked up, he had
an overnight bag in hand, assuming he'd stay over after dinner.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
This is like triggering for you.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I've had that happen to me.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Nothing happened, but I was so icked that I told
my friend, who told his friends, and it became a
meme on his Facebook with a photo of a backpack
and boys roasting him in the comments.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We never spoke again. That is so sad.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I do think it's very presumptuous to assume that you
will be staying over at someone's house, and I have
had that happen to me, and it just made me
feel like I had to have him stay over, which
I wasn't planning on, So I'm glad that you were.
Like nobody, I just think, surely you can stiff it
a night without your overnight stuff, especially at a girl's house.
We have all the amenities. You do not need to
(34:47):
bring your overnight bag. Okay, It's like that's better than
making the assumption. I feel like a lot of the
time unless it's been pre discussed, which in that guy
spring your overnight bag away. Very cute, but that's really
sad that his friends were taking piece out him.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Number.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
We went to a restaurant on Valentine's Day because he
didn't want anyone to see us since he just split
with his ex Sophie.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
We've got names and everything.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
As we walked in, we saw Sophie and her new
guy on a date. Luke ran upstairs and left me
standing there. We ended up having to walk back past
them because our table was actually on the first floor.
So awkward. We've been together since, but it was the
most awkward Valentine's Day ever. There's honestly a few things
more less awkward than seeing your ex in public like
that when you're like both on another day, like I've
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never done it, but something like that happened to her.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I have, and I just went mute for the rest
of the night. It was really awkward, Like.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The vibes are just weird.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, so all feels very performative at that point because
you're kind of looking at each other and it's like, oh,
I just think it's FD.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah. The guy I was on a date with and
we ran into my ex so I was saying previously
before that we got back to mind and I just
wasn't talking and he's like, is everything okay? Should I leave? Bye?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Goay?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Literally all right.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Last one, I was crushing on this guy who had
just broken up with his girlfriend and we hung out
a lot. I have such a funny thing about dating
people that have rite out of relationships.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I always really worry, like, are you actually over them?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah? Do you know what I meant to be the rebound?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, not that you are.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm just saying that's like something that's always like stressed
me out if by someone's like right out of a
relationship and like on hingjump, Like is there any point
or are you kind of just here for a bit
of a rebound to get over X?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
What I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Anyway, one day, he spent two hours on a call
ranting about how much he misses. I should have kept reading,
and my crush disappeared instantly. Now we're best friends, but
I'm catching feelings for him again, even though he tells
me about other girls.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Should I tell him or let it go?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I actually would tell him because I think you will
always regret not And there's always that chance that maybe
he's talking to you about other girls in the hopes
to gauge a reaction from you, to see if that's
something you would care about, or if you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, I think there's playful ways you can go about it.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, I think what have you got to lose in telling? Oh,
you say you're best friends. I get that, but I'm like, yeah,
there's a lot to lose. I just do it anyway.
I think you need to put yourself out there and
do things like that.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
And I think you can confront this and like, not
a dishonest way, but you can kind of manipulate thing.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I think you engage it by a bit more like
flirty conversation, just like take slow steps to get there.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, And just like when our friendship was developing. I
was so confused because I was like, do I like
you or do I see you as a friend. I
did get confused at the start, Like you can kind
of well you still like each other.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, I think you need to start with a bit
of a flirty conboscy if he gives it back to
you before you go straight off the edge and be
like I like you, how do you feel? But I'd
say there's absolutely no how I'm been trying because like
I get the whole Like sometimes he might just be
talking to you about other girls in hopes to like
gauge a feeling about it, because like, that's definitely happened
to me before.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, And then I think something going to keep in mind,
say he moves on, I feel like she might become
really resentful towards him, Yeah, and be pissed off quite
frankly if she never says anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, And it's like if he's not interested, then that's fine.
You can move on with your life and then hopefully
you can stay friends at some point.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I believe in you, all right, guys, thank you so
much for listening to hear me out Once again, If
you have any episode ideas or hear me out or
anything to submit. You can do that all through the
link in the hear me Out with Easy Instagram in
the bio. But I love you all and I will
chat to you after my post Bali trip Slate.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Bye guys,
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