November 5, 2025 • 42 mins
Happy Thursday girlies! I'm back on the couch with Blakey this week and it's a super fun one. We unpack my recent endeavours at the races, boy problems, halloween and of course we open up your share house horror stories! You guys did so well to survive some of these - we had an insect collecting housemate, a nudist, sunshine-chasers and oh... a lying millionaire?! You'll love these and I can't wait to do part 2. Chat next week xx
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome back. How many episodes have we done? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This will be number eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I actually I was at the races and so many
of you came up to me and told me how
much you love hear me out and everything, and I
just wanted to say, it means the absolute world, especially
when you're kind of starting something out to have like
people say that, They're like, what we're doing is really nice.
So thank you all anyone that saying hello. But I've
just been the last thirty minutes pitching the blake out
warming problems. Men. I'll never get it. I don't get it.
(00:33):
If someone to me, it's very much a sense of
if they want to, they will, And like when people
don't act that way, I'm like, okay, so you don't
want to, and then they're like no I do. I'm like,
well why aren't you? Do? You know what I mean?
It just I'm sick of men. I'm over. I just
want to go to New York and find myself a
rich finance man. But the races was great. I had
(00:53):
Effie Cats make me a custom sort of blazers. I
shout out to e Fie or it would like suit
and tie I loved the outfit. I'm used to having
my boobs out, and I know that sounds silly, but
like you know, I think I went a really long
time in my life not having any boobs, therefore not
feeling incredibly feminine. That's just something that I felt like
I need, like wanted to feel more feminine. Other people
(01:15):
have small boobs look fucking incredible and very feminine. I
just I think I needed that, So having them very
much hidden, I didn't feel like myself in a sense,
and I think I was like, oh, should I have
worn this? But it was very cool. I think I
was either going like you go really hot, you look
really hard, or like you look cool, and like I
think I looked cool about it wasn't me, but I
did love it. So shout out to Effie though she's
(01:37):
fucking amazing. I think I'll be wearing her outfits again
to Jackie's wedding. She makes so much of my stuff
now and then Jasey Knights helped style me as well.
But I rock up and shout out if you're listening,
because apparently he does occasionally. Me and my first boyfriend,
who I apologies regularly talk about on here, were matching
(01:57):
wearing matching ties, and I was the funniest thing I've
ever fucking seen. Like I made my friend. I was like,
we have to fucking take a photo. And he hated
every fucking second of it, because I really think he
hates me. But I enjoyed it and I thought it
was hilarious, So shout out to you. But it was
a really fun day. It was my friend's birthday, her
twenty fifth birthday, and she is she's the sweetest girl,
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but like not one of those people that's very showy.
So we're like, fuck it, we're renting our Pinkhamalimo to
rock up in and she was so surprised. It was
so much fun. It makes it so much better than
getting on a train and sitting with a bunch of
fucking randoms. Then you can actually drink. We all had
our prosecco in glasses and ice someone We've got a playlist.
It was so much fun. Went to our marquee. Randomly enough,
(02:41):
everyone I've ever met happened to be within a fucking
ten meter radius of our marquee, Like it was this
is a big space, by the way, Like there's hundreds
of marquees that you rent in case you're you don't
really get it. They're called like car parks, car spots,
they're all numbered. The area where I was just called
the nursery. So like the bird Cage, which is the
more high end. If I'm going for work, I will
(03:04):
be in the bird Cage. That's where you've got like
the Lexus tents and the morm and the I don't
even know tab like they all kind of host different
sort of tents and you get free alcohol and everything
in there. Everyone goes very bougie there. And then there's
the nursery, which is a members area, so you need
to know a member in some way or shape or
form to be able to get into that. There's also
general admission, and so there's so many different marquees of
(03:26):
like all different people year above, two years above, year below.
Everything Everyone that I had like met in my life
happened to be within like eyeshot of where our marquee was,
which like never happens. Usually you're walking like ten K's
to go to your friend's marquee. But so Leg was there.
Leg was another one. It was fun, but yeah, it's
a big fucking day. We got there at twelve we
probably left it like five. I did not take my
(03:47):
shoes off once. I just wanted to tell everyone because
I think that's an achievement and I will kneel. Never
see me walking around with my heels off. I know
some people need it, like my poor fucking friend borrowed
my heels, Greta, and then these like fuck off play
for Tony Bianco heels that I actually water the races
two years before, and she was walking around barefoot carrying
them because you can see the back of her ankles
(04:08):
are like bloody, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry. I'm sorry. I said that they were comfortable.
They're not. It was a great day. I sadly am
not going to any other of the race days. I
really wish I was, But because Derby Day is the
black and all the day you dress in black and white,
all my friends go. It's easy because you go to
the nursery or with all your friends. But if it's
one of the other days, I'd say I'd be more
likely to go for work in the bird cage because like,
(04:30):
if I went to the nursery, now one's fucking there,
so and this year, you know, sadly just didn't fall
that way. But I was gonna go with my sister
to Sakes Day, but I didn't end up deciding to
But that will be fun. But yeah, that was my weekend.
Today is Monday. We have a public holiday. I'm going
to an event tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm like, can I just say fy? We do not
have a public holiday today?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Not today? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah? No cool?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I yeah, yeah, tomorrow's a public holiday. Today is not.
But I feel like it's fun having a little midwek
because then it's like by the time you're back at work,
it's way and then it's like it's basically the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, holidays again, it's going to be so busy from
Wednesday to Friday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All right, guys, we are going to get into this
week's hear me Out and we're going to do some
listener ones because I think it's been a little while
since we've heard from you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, I don't know if you have an answer to
this one, but it's a really interesting question. I feel
like influencers miss out on prime girlhood because when they
start to gain a following, no one can sift through
their Insta stories in such their favorite X. Do you
have a different way of doing this or even an
equivalent situation?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What do you mean sort through for your favorite X?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I guess maybe because like, if you're not an influence
in your early twenties, you were probably more prone to
posting you know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh girlhood I will live for some reason. Listen to
that and thought female friendships? Right, No, you mean like, yeah,
like if a boy will like my story, chances are
I'll never see it, you know what I mean. So
it's like I might post a story for someone, Yeah,
they might have seen it. I can't tell. Yeah, because
I Instagram, hear me. O. Instagram needs to allow a
(06:03):
search box at the top of stories so you can
figure out if someone's seen your story. So true, because
you can search likes now, you know, really you've been
able to for years, But what.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Have actually even story likes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What I've actually noticed is that it's not even really accurate.
Like it comes to like I'll search I'll see like
allegropools like to my Instagram and then say, if I
search a legropool's name, it won't come oh.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah or buffers for like twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, I do understand. Yeah, maybe things are a little
bit different. Like I want to say this in the
least like arrogant sounding way, because I definitely don't think
I've hit a level of influencing where this is a
real problem for me. But I'd say there are people that, yeah,
maybe have or would experience this, And I think maybe
even that would just more come from the fact that
(06:48):
now they're so well known, they don't really kind of
go out get to go out to a bar and
just kind of bump into a guy like someone might
know the more. Then there's a big deal around it.
You kind of can't just like sit and enjoy things
without the people either seeing or people already knowing who
you are. And like, yeah, that I don't think that's me.
I think I'm I was grown when I started doing this,
(07:09):
Like I feel like I started influencing when I was
like twenty two, so I think. But even people like
SO who have such a large following and started at
quite young, you know, I think she kind of became
really really well known when she was eighteen. That might
be hard. Like if SO goes to a fucking dated
a pub, everyone's going to be staring at her, yeah,
you know, and I think that would be challenging.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, obviously, like the example they use, like you can't
go through their Insta stories and seeing them with the
dates or as you were saying, like you can't see
likes as well as someone else would. But do you
think there actually is an equivalent that influencers do, Like
would you actually post a first chap on a story
which people might think is just a beautiful photo of you?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I regularly will post things with the hope of like
certain attention. Ye yeah, yeah love that's girls. Yeah, it's
even boys fucking do that shit. And if they're saying
they don't, they lie, Yeah, Like, okay, you post your
heart photo on your story because people can reply to it,
but you post the best photos on your grid, you
know what I mean. But it's like, if something's like hot,
you put on your story definitely, because yeah, you need
(08:09):
That's where you like get stories is where everything goes
down on Instagram. Like you're not posting on Instagram and
having a guy you like comment on it. No, they'll
respond to the story of it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It kind of reminds me remember when you could see
people's Instagram activity, so that was no. So I've got
this in front of me, Remember when Demi Levado followed
Henry Cavell, and it was like twenty four seconds ago.
Damie Levada started following Henry Cavill two seconds ago, Demi
Levada just liked to post. One second later, Demi Levada
(08:40):
just liked to post and she's gone through his whole Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh my god, that's so humiliating. I'm not gonna lie.
I have gone through and liked like old photos of
the guys, do you know what I mean? Like do?
The thing is you don't go too far down. You're
not stalking the medium, but it needs to be not
the recent ones. But I've done that. I also will
maybe like a story. Yes, and I say story likes
a stupid because they kind of are because there is
(09:04):
a high chance they may not see it if they
do also have a following as well. But no, I
probably don't respond to guys' stories. I think that's you'll
like it. I hope they see it and then they
can respond to your.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, it's a man's job unless it's a big in
otherwise it's really hard to find an inn.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It is hard to find an inn, especially if you
don't know. But like, I'll follow, I think your way
of kind of is you'll follow them or you'll I
wouldn't say I say now more. I just like follow them,
but liking old photos. I have done it before and
I will probably do it again.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We have another one. Yes, Guys that play music, sexy
music like Chris Brown when you're about to have sex, oh,
because they think it's hard is the biggest eck. I
had this happen to me once and I think I
vomited internally. Love you, Iszzy, she says, I.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Love you, poor thing. That is disgusting. I think there's
something awkward about playing me music for that intention. I
don't know. It's like if it's already playing, yeah, fine,
like if it's on the TV when you've been having
drinks or something. I don't know. I have once had
like someone like just grab their phone until'll just like
(10:14):
play a song on his phone and I'm like, wow,
I'm really in the mood now, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Also phone quality, phone quality, it's pointless, like there doesn't
even need to be anything unless it's like already playing
or you were setting the vibe for the drinks or
the date. I think starting music with the intention of
for the fact that we're about to have sex and
I want music playing is weird. I personally would rather
know music.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I just don't. I don't get it. No, like thhne
quality fucking I will throw your phone in the bin
and they scroll through all it's like, what song you're
gonna pick right now? I'm gonna sit and wait. What
song do you think is going to be the best
song to set the mood right now? And it's it
was some fucking rap song and like I love rap,
but I'm not no, no like it just no. I
(11:02):
just think playing music being like, oh, we're about to
have sex. Fuck, let me put some music on. Are
you even wanting to have sex at that point?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And like, let's hope it goes well, but are you
happy to risk maybe it being a bad experience and
your favorite song is tied to.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That experience, or the song changes and the next song sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's like Hello by Adele.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah No, Like I just I think for me, it
will be very rare that I have like had music playing.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah. I can't think.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, only because I feel like, yeah, it's a certain
level of like pre meditation that you almost have to
like pause and put music on. Yeah, like, I just think,
yes that has happened, and yes it made me dry.
Is the Houra desert. I'm like, turn that music, turn
that shit off.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And I want to finish on a personal hear me out. Okay,
but I've like gathered over the weekend. Yeah, I don't
think Halloween's cute for adults.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You don't know. I just I love Halloween.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I just don't care for.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It, Okay, fair enough, And to be honest, I will
say I'm not someone like stress up parties generally only
because I'm lazy maybe and like, oh, let's do like
a I don't know. I just they're harder and I
have to buy things, you know. But if it's Halloween,
I do wish we had a little bit more of
like the American level of Halloween in Australia, where like
(12:16):
there are Halloween parties and everyone dressed up, like I
like it. Yeah, But then I guess you say, adults,
how are we talking? Like technically we.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Are, which is so, but I don't think we are.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't think I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Us naturally speaking when I say adults, like I just
like put out.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think when I think adults, I think like children,
Like I think, like i'd say thirty. But it's like
even like Jackie, I know Jackie, and it's like I
don't think I don't consider Jackie, do you know what
I mean? People take it close to you almost don't
ever consider an adult, Like I think I'm a I'm
definitely a young adult. I'm not a teenager, but like
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah. I was thinking about this the other day because
I'm like, I also don't want to unclassify myself as
an adult because why does that leave me?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But I is that me saying I feel like I'm immature?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I just it's just we're getting there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I just I'm still very much in Like I can't
do taxes on my own, I don't have a mortgage,
I don't have a kid. I don't think I am
an adult yet because I don't have that level of
responsibility that I feel like classifies you as one.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, there needs to be like a few things that
happened for me, Like I need to be able to
successfully buy a house.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I need to have a mortgage.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And do you do when you buy a house?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, like just little things like that. I need the
answers for then I can owner.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I had a friend talking to me at my kid
on the other day and he was talking about how
he's like, bought these two rental property. No, I bought
these two properties. And I'm like, holy shit, that's incredible.
How the fuck have you done it? And he's trying
to explain the concept of like not paying mortgage and
paying only interests. I'm honestly not going to bought you,
but I said, I'm going to stop you right there.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Say this again and again and again. I do not
know what you're talking about. This is something my dad
will love to explain to me one day. I'm just
gonna let him do it. And I don't. I don't
know what you're talking about. And I hate that I
need to. I hate that, Like I actually, at some
point in my life do need to understand what you're
saying in order to be a successful adult that's doing
adult things. But I don't fucking know what you're talking about.
(14:02):
And it was getting me like angry.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I got so frustrated you couldn't come to my house
because my boyfriend's are finance bro's.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
My house mate said, you don't need to know how
to do this stuff. No, you've got you've got your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But because they're so excited, they want to explain it,
but I don't get it. Then I get really frustrated
and just like I I.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Think that's doing. The moment is like a moment that
makes me feel, yes, I'm not an adult yet, because
I'm like, I actually can't comprehend. I think we were
sitting there for thirty minutes and I had one of
the girls next to me, who I don't know if
I believe her, but she says she understood what was
going on, and I'm like, bullshit, bullshit, you know what
he's saying, because like it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, anyway,
(14:42):
So I think until I understand those conversations and things
like tax and you know, I can't even fucking think
of it because I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They are changing a tires, changing tire.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I I am not an adult yet. Now I will
be one day. I will update you when I get there,
when we're ready, when we're ready. I don't need it,
I'm no. I definitely don't want to be like Peter
Patten syndrome and like I want to be young forever
like I would like to know what's going on, but
I don't yet, and that's okay.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I just didn't grow up with Hallowey and so I
don't care for it. But I definitely think I saw
maybe this year more than others, like a influx of
people doing like huge transition videos. Are really going with you?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You mean, like are we talking like Australians or like
American Trailian? Right? See? I rate it. I think Halloween's
interesting and fun, and I think maybe because I grew
up loving Halloween like we did that my neighborhood was
in Melbourne, was like a very well known neighborhood for
trick or treating, Like people would take their kids there
to like go around those houses. And so I fucking
(15:40):
loved Halloween growing up, Like every year it was like
one of my favorite things to do. It was like
your friends that live near you and you go to
primary school with all your parents, like take you out
and you go trick or treating. I remember the most
vivid fucking memory. I was sitting on my couch and
like we had a lot of people that we knew
that lived around our area, like that went to that
primary school. Yea, So it's like boys and and everything,
(16:00):
and like everyone lives within a very like close proximity.
I want to say they were older, but I honestly
think if I'm thinking back, I probably would have only
been like in year four or something, meaning they probably
would have been in year six. Fucking I'm sitting on
the couch and the windows behind me, and the window
like goes onto the street, like down our driveway, and
three fucking boys masked and in Halloween costumes bang on
(16:22):
the window behind my head. Never have I been. You
don't do that? Do you know what I mean to
each poor little girl that's just watching fucking TV on Halloween.
I know who they are. I know them still to
this day. Fuck you you try your time.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I imagine the scream as well.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It was horrifying and cruel anyway, But I rate Halloween,
but I think I only rite it if it's like
I'm not just gonna dress up for Halloween unless I'm
going to a really big Halloween party. And I do
wish we had more of that in Australia because America
celebrates it so much. Like what Molly Cook she's over
there now. I think she's worn like six different costumes
in the last week because there's so many Halloween parties,
(16:57):
Like David Dobert just had a Halloween party last week.
I would dress up for that also, Heidi klumbs Helloady clums. Yeah,
i'd go to that.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, I would get around.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I would go like I'm either I don't like dress
up parties when they're like a lackluster theme like go
to thousands or something, because I'm like, I'm basically wearing
what I normally wear with like a bucket hat and
a fucking sparkly top. I want you to give me
a theme. I will then like it'll be one hundred
percent effort or nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Everyone has to be expected to put in the same
amount of effort, Like I find with costume things. People
expect me to look like a fucking idiot and do
something really out there, and then I get there and
the guys are sitting in like colored socks or something.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Two things that remind me. First thing is boy and
girl Halloween costumes just remind me. So I saw this
really funny video of I fucking love Dakota Johnson, the
chick who's fifty shades of.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh my god, sorry, I thought the coda of Fending.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
For a Snek. I hate to.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Cancel.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think she's hilarious. I think she's like the ultimate
fucking cool girl, Like if you watch a video, she's
just very like nonchalant, funny, and I think she's great. Anyway,
I saw this Halloween party and it was probably like
twenty people who all dressed up as different versions of
Dakota Fanning. So I mean not Fanning, eh Johnson, not
Dakota Fanning. Dakota Johnson is the one in fifty Shades
of Gray I'm talking about her like, and it was
(18:16):
just so funny. And at the very end of the
video there's one person who's obviously someone's partner who's just
gone as Slim Shady. I'm like, you wouldn't have been
let in the door if that was my Halloween party.
Nowhere everyone is Dakota fan all these guys, everyone is
all wearing a fuck a wig with a friend, and
they're all a different version of her from a different
movie or a different interview, and you are Slim Shady. Yeah,
(18:36):
but it's all I'd be embarrassed if that was my partner,
I'd be like, come on, But it's.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Like you don't want to stand out that much to
the point where you're the only one not Pertison.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Of the whole party that is just in a different costume.
It's like you look worse that way, and now I'm annoyed.
Like I bet whoever their partner was was like, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Everyone would have laughed if you just put on this
simple brown weir.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Brown Wigan just said, I'm just normal Dakota Fanning. Like
there was someone who dressed up as Dakota Fanning. I
limes is what they called it, because like there's an
interview with her with like Vogue or something, and she's
got like a huge well of limes in her house
and she just said she loves limes. So they just
dressed up as her with a fucking tray of limes.
Like hilarious. And you're slim shady with this name tag
that says I'm slim shady.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, lack of effort is also unattractive. But what I
realized what I saw this guy post a video being like,
I don't get when boys get annoyed for girls dressing
sluttly on Halloween, Like Halloween is for girls to look hot. Yes,
in some senses, I also do love people that go
the funnier out, but like the eye probably wouldn't, Like
I want to look hot, they said. A couple of
costumes is the girl will pick something like Barbie, and
(19:38):
then the boy just has to go as like bibble,
do you know what I mean? Like the girl dresses
is a hot fucking bunny. The boy just has to
paint his face orange and say he's a carrot, do
you know what I mean? Like you are there as
an accessory for your girlfriend's are outfit, and if you
can't get on board with that, then get a new boyfriend,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And just have some fun with Yeah, take it all
in check.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Like you don't you. I want your girlfriend to feel
good and look good and be like, yeah, that's my
girlfriend and she's hot.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And like if you want to meet her at a
level and go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All out, yeah we ken if she wants to be
Barbie for all I fucking care. But like I do
rate those ones where the boy is just purely the
accessory to whatever the girl's costume is. I think they're
fucking hilarious and I rate the dedication. I feel like
Halloween shows good couples like you guys actually like each other.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It says, what's going.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So this week it's actually probably
one of my favorite submissions we do or did on
Just for Girls, And we haven't done this theme on
Hear Me Out yet, and it is roommate and housemate
horror stories. And I think I fell in love with
this because I remember Lucy and Nikki used to do
it ages ago, and they're just they're fucking They're very
(20:49):
unhinged a lot of the time, and I feel like
it's so interesting. Roommate housemate dynamics are very interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I think what makes them so good is when we
do relationship ones, it's like, Okay, you can die and
piss him off and never talk to him again, whereas
like housemate, you can sometimes live with the most untapped person.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You can live with someone you actually fucking hate and
barely know and that's just.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Normal, and you have to live through the whole storyline
of them being nice, and then they can turn into
an absolute.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Game and like people rip them to shreds because they
don't need to be nice to this person because they
probably just don't live with them, do you know what
I mean? So Hi you're killing it, absolutely loving this
new party. You're glowing. Thank you, princess. Anyway, stirrup in
this one gets wild. I'm strapped, all right. So I
met this girl through a friend. Seems nice enough. Pause.
(21:38):
I've always, I guess maybe said I would never even
share a house with a friend. And I guess that's
why I live with my sister. Now I've grown up
with her. I know how to deal with her, you
know what I mean. I've always said myself, my family
or my partner is probably who I would live with.
So people that do housemates I to me, it's like
a foreign concept and it's so interesting to me, and
(21:59):
a lot it's very necessary, you know, like I'm lucky
that my sister could live with me, Like I do
need a roommate. But I'm like, I'm lucky it could
be rightly. But some of my friends are like, oh, yeah,
I've got this work. But I'm just gonna live with her.
I'm like, do we know enough about her? Do you
know what I mean to live with her?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
There's so many like even my friends will do this,
and I've only share house. I think, yeah, let me
think about that. But so many people I know ah,
this girl's just started working with me. I'm like, just wait,
wait a bit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, like all my like, I've got like five of
my boy friends that all have lived together for years now,
and it like works really well. And like to me,
it's just like a foreign concept. And I'm like, I
wish I was more chilly because I think it would
be such a fun experience for so many people. But AnyWho, Okay,
met this girl through a friend. She seemed nice enough. Well,
(22:46):
I drink herbal tea and talk to Crystal's kind of
energy it's giving my mum. Three months later, we both
need housemates and I'm like, wow, the universe is literally
serving me a roommate. Yeah, turns out the universe was
actually serving me a warning. At first, everything's fine, it's fun,
we get along, maybe we'll start a girl Boss empire together.
Then slowly but surely, she starts to really her final form.
(23:08):
I love that term. Like everyone, when someone meets someone,
I'm like, yeah, they're nice, but that's not who they
are yet, do you know what I mean? You've got
to just give it a bit and their final form
will start to show. Thank you for giving me that term. Now,
first sign she doesn't clean like ever, plates multiplying like gremlins,
toilet unflushed constantly. Maybe that's not authentic living. That's a
(23:31):
crime scene. I love the way this girl writes. Then
it escalates. She just straight up refuses to wear clothes
around the house. Full Nudity twenty four seven. I don't
want to eat my dinner with your tits A like
I don't. I'm now that you know all for be
naked when you need to be, but like we're not
best friends and I'm eating What are.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Your standings there with girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, I maybe probably honestly wasn't much of anudist until
I got my boobs done, And now I'm like, I
will like walk around nood all the time. Like I know,
when Hannah came to surprise me and Bali, I was
just in my room like topless, trying to try clothes on,
and they had to be like, can you please put
some fucking clothes on because Hannah's about to walk in,
And they couldn't tell me put some clothes on because
I'd be like, why but Hannah's about to film her
entrance surprising me flying to Bali, and I have my
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boobs out, so I think it's whatever you're comfortable with.
But like when I went to Bali with ten of
my girlfriends prior to even getting my boobs done, every
single one of them is lying their topless tanning. I
wasn't because I just wasn't comfortable, and like, no one
judged me for that, And I don't give a fuck
if they've got their boobs out. But I think you also,
if you meet someone newly, you kind of need to
figure out whether that's something they're comfortable with, because there
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are people that don't want you walking around topless, even
you know. But then I also think full nudity, like
bottom belly, buttoned down nudity is also different yeah, yeah
than a girl having her boobs out, oh for sure.
So I'm like, that's a line I personally don't like.
I don't walk around like that, but like I have
friends that do and I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, So I grew up with like obviously I'm gay,
so like it does nothing for me.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Obviously I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm just very like I grew up with my two
moms and my sister. So like, for example, if I
would accidentally walk into the bathroom as a little boy,
just like, oh, oh my god. I wasn't meant to
say that, you know, but like when I first came
out as gay, all my girlfriends just started undressing and.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'm like, because I have that as a kid of
being so oh my god, I'm not meant to be
like saying this. I like always got a really uncomfortable feeling.
Even like one of my girlfriend's got a boob job
and she's like, look at them and just like you're like,
I was like, oh wow, nipples just like fail them.
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want to literally
grab my arms and you're like, oh my god, so
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obviously I have no problem. I just find that really interesting.
I was talking to someone about it on the weekend
because like now everyone does it to me. I'm like,
you can.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's definitely I think a girl thing. But then I'm like,
do boys walk around with their dicks out?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No? We'll like no, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Because I swear I heard they like like they could.
I had someone be like, yeah, I know what all
my friends dicks look like, and I'm like, do you
walk around like that? Or you just show it to
each other like once? And then you're like, that's enough, Like,
how do you know what your friend's penis looks like?
Like they all do, but I don't know how if
they're not walking around, maybe change rooms and stuff might
be different. But yeah, it's girls having their boobs out
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is very normalized. But walking around full nud I think,
is kind of as weird as like a boy walking
around with his dick out, Like it's a bit you
need to know if the person's comfortable with that, if
you're going to be doing that full nudity twenty four seven, Like,
I'm living with a naked protester. I have a boyfriend.
Right off he comes over, she's butt naked in the
kitchen making oats, like at some sort of nudist commune.
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That is a problem. It's disrespectful to be naked around
someone else's partner. It's like my friend got changed in
front of a boyfriend I had at the time. I'd
be like, what the fuck you do? Yeah, you know
what I mean, move into a separate room.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's just so insane, it's rude.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah. Then I asked her super polightly, hey can you
please wear something with my boyfriend's here? And she goes,
I shouldn't have to cover up because men sexualize me. Girl,
nobody says actualizing you. We're trying to survive breakfast without
emotional lamage. This is fucked. Then a plot twist, she
gets mad at my boyfriend because you won't look at
her like he's actively staring at the ceiling fan trying
(27:12):
to Maine maintain eye contact with Jesus himself. And she's offended.
He's not engaging in conversation. She's kissing me off. So
things are tense, right. I try to address the cleaning again,
super nice, super mature, and she hits me with your
being microaggressive. I don't see mess. Okay, well you're blind.
This girl goes, okay, well I see a bowl growing
(27:32):
new life on the counter, So someone's lying. This girl's funny.
Whoever wrote this, you're funny. Now. In her defense, my
cat did pee on her bed once and chewed her
bra but let's be clear, this cat is thoroughly litter trained.
Never done that before, never done it again. The cat
absolutely scents the chaos. He said, not in my house
and just served divine justness. Cat. No, my cat easily
(27:55):
to trained. And when I open a suitcase to go
pack stuff to leave. She shits in it every time.
Shit's or peas in my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We had a visitor we didn't like once and he
left his suitcase unopened in the spare room. He's just
got back one day and our cat has explosively.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Shat all in this because they like that is because
they hate them. My cat's like, you're not leaving, I'm
shitting in your suitcase. Great anyway, she tells me she's
moving out. Hell a fucking Loujah girl. She says, she'll
give me a week's notice and find a replacement. See
find a replacement. I don't want you to find me
a replacement, but yes, you kind of have to because
you're leaving. And it's like I have to find someone
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to pay the rent. But it's like, I don't know
who you're going to be picking.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, every experience I've known, like it's the people that
stay in that house get to choose who the next
one is. But I definitely know in.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Some times a week's notice also isn't enough time. I
think that's where the problem all comes in. Yeah, two
days later, I don't know where She's like, I'm leaving tomorrow,
no warning, no replacement, no sanity. Then she doesn't even leave.
She hangs around for another week like naked go saunding
the hallway. Finally she leaves, steals half my stuff, damages
the house, and her bond back threatens me with a lawyer,
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refuses to clean, babe, you can't take my airfry out,
my cutlery, my dignity, and then hit me with legal action.
So yeah, she didn't get her bond back. I got
my cat's respect forever. And as far as I know,
she's moved up north and we never spoke again. Do
you mean north like north Side, because like she is
giving like north Side.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Or like North North away from.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Giving like free spirit can't be hows?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm getting like northern Queensland vibe.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh you mean like north of Melbourne? I mean yeah,
north of Australia. I'm I was thinking like north of
Victoria maybe, but oh my god, you guys will all
love this. So I was at the races and you
know how we had a girl that was talking about
a couple of weeks ago, how she liked a guy
at footy, she did like training stuff at footy. She
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sent us an update, yes, and that was our first
update we've gotten. I saw her at the race sids.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
She was like, I'm that girl that like sent those
two things in and I was like, thank.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You, updates so we can actually share.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I did ask because I think of it as of
her last thing. It was kind of dead, so I
think it's just still like that, Oh my god. But
I just think, what are the chances I never you know,
you never get to put a face to any of
these stories. So it was just so interesting. Like a
fan of her, Yeah, I'm like, I love you, thank you.
Next or this is a longie and I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So I'm going to preface this is the biggest submission
we've ever got.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I wasn't able to read it in full, but I
was only like a quarter the way down crying. Yeah,
so I think this could be out bad.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I think this is going to be really good. Strap in.
I personally love a long submission. I like a story.
I like to hear. I like them to set the scene,
you know, So let's get into it. If there was
ever a question designed for me, this is it. I
have literally made a PowerPoint presentation titled my crazy fucking Housemates.
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So I will try and keep it short, but there's
a lot to cover.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Girl. Please send the presentation.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I need the presentation. My first housemaid experience set the tone.
My cousin and I wanted to move out, but we
needed a third person, so she invited a girl from
high school she knew, let's call her Cami. Cammie was
super dark, she hated lie and from day one she
told us she doesn't like people. Off to a great start,
I know, once she moved in. She told me this
charming story very casually, while smoking twelve cigarettes in a row.
(31:22):
Sounds like me when I was twenty about how she
wants dragged a girl by her hair into a kitchen
and smashed her head into the cupboards multiple times at
a house party. Brouh. I laughed at first, thinking she
was joking. She was absolutely not joking. I don't think
I could live with someone that's like, physically assaulted someone
like that.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
But then you're finding out as it's happening.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, you're like, I'm living with you, what do I have?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What do I accidentally like not clean up my marke
and you do that to me? Fuck? She was meant
to save her three months, but only lasted a couple
of weeks. Why because her boyfriend tried to kill his
parents and got arrested. I liked, I'm glad, I said,
tried too, meaning hopefully it wasn't successful. She left to
bail him out there move straight back in with him
because he threatened to kill himself if she didn't. Trauma.
(32:05):
After that, housemaid too arrived, another friend of my cousin's girl.
At this point, I wouldn't be trusting your cousin. I'm like,
does your cousin even really need to be living there?
By this point, I was questioning the type of people
my cousin keeps in her life. What I wasn't aware
until after he moved in is that he was a
heroin addict. I could not like. That is not something
that you want to be around accidentally, you know what
(32:26):
I mean? Unwillingly yeah, and finding out Oh fuck me. Yeah,
But I don't want to live with someone that's got
an addiction like that. You know, Oh my god, that's fucked.
Can you can imagine how well that went and got
so bad we had to stage in intervention and convince
him to go to rehab. At this point, I put
a firm ban on any more of my cousin's friends
moving in fair Shout Girl. House Maid three was a
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woman that we found on fairy Floss. Fairyfloss is like
a housemay up. Isn't that to live with? Yeah? Yeah,
let's call her Cassie. Cassie was a free spirit. See,
I wouldn't be trusting any more free spirits after Camish.
It was a free spirit vegan hula who being crystal
charging at Sunshine worshiping Hipbie. But Cassie. Cassie also believed
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that she was the house guardian of purity. She would
throw any food out that wasn't vegan, including mine, and
even threw out my dog's toys because they weren't ethically aligned.
Throw out my food and you'll be buying me more
or give me the money that that food cost. I
don't care for. I don't know, I don't not care for.
I do not care if anyone is vegan, vegetarian, whatever
the fuck you want to be, do not push your
(33:29):
beliefs onto me. I do not want to be vegan.
You can be do whatever you want. But if I'm
going on a date, like I was on a date
with a guy once that was a vegan and it
kind of like threw me. And I'm being completely honest.
I don't want to date a vegan.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Wuld you eat?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We didn't eat, We want a drink, a steak. But
I no judgment to any of the listeners that are vegan.
That is a lifestyle choicing. That is all your choice.
But I am such a foodie that I couldn't date
a vegan because food is such a big part of
something I love, and like I want to be able
to share that with a partner, do you know what
I mean? Definitely, And he was vegan and I was like, immediately,
you know it can't happen. But basically I'm thinking it's like,
(34:02):
imagine like if a vegan took me to a vegan restaurant,
I'd be like, can you not, because like you can
eat a vegan option on a normal menu. I don't
want to eat vegan.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah I'm hot out here trying to get full cream milk.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm a full cream milk girl. I could drink
straight from a cow's udder. I don't want to be
eating vegan. Don't rate it not veganism, this chick. Veganism's fine.
Her hobbies included hula who being naked in the backyard,
of course, doing interpretive dance under the moon naked. Of course.
It's like they think clothes like cage them or something.
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At that point, things had moved from quirky to I'm
living in a commune. I never signed up for. I
reckon her and the first cal would have gone, it's
real good each other?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah? You up north? So I packed up and left
with my remaining sane housemate and never looked back. Fresh start,
new house, new rules. We found a friend of a
friend to move in for a year. It was bulliss,
the most normal household I'd had until his girlfriend moved
in her Emily, within a week. Emily and my housemate.
So she's not with her cousin anymore, or she never was.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
No, so she's with her cousin. But they've now replaced
the whole.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh, they've replaced it with a friend of a friend
called Declan. Oh yeah, and then he's got a girlfriend
called Emily. Okay, that's also moved in. Declan and Emily
went on a break. They sat me down on the
couch like they were my parents, telling me that they
were divorcing and I'd be living with mum on weekends.
Emily made the executive decision that she was going to
stay in the house and made decline and moved back
in with his parents until they figured things out. It's
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kind of like, shouldn't Declin stay there because he was
there first, do you know what I mean? A couple
weeks later, it officially blew up. Emily went full villain.
She wandered around the house saying it was her house now,
and then she hoped Declan would die alone, and soon
it got dark. She had a cat. Then surprise, we
had two, no warning. I don't even like cats, and
I actually have trauma from my grandma's chots trying to
(35:51):
kill my grandma's cat's trying to kill me when I
was a child. Yeah, I feel like that people that
don't like cats are only because they have had a
traumatic issue with a gay around. Do you know what
I mean? I love cats. I have three, three black cats.
Some would say that's unlucky, but you know, black cats
are always the last cats to get adopted from shelters
because people think they're bad luck. So I picked my Gorolla.
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Her name was initially Victoria. Because the Beckham documentary are
just coming out come out when she was born. That's
something funny anyway, her name's Bobby. Now. Firstly, the cat
would vomit all the time. You know what's so funny
is my sister's cats vomit daily since for years, multiple
times everywhere. There's nothing you can actually do to fix it.
(36:32):
But I do find I would find that very fucking annoying.
I do find it very fucking annoying, and I refuse
to clean it. I go, your cat's your job. I
was constantly finding vomited around the house or stepping in it. Secondly,
she never changed the litter, so the house constantly smelt
like absolute death. Cat's litter fucking reeks. If I tried
to raise it, she'd scream at me or cry about
being abandoned with the children. The cats were indoor only,
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so I couldn't open my windows or doors for fresh air.
But I tried opening my window in my room. My
door shut, but the cat would somehow hide in my
room and escape. When they did, Emily would scream at
me like I'd thrown them into traffic. It's kind of
like you can't really be like you can't open a
windowe you know what I mean? Especially when it reeks. Also,
it's actually really really bad. Cats really hate dirty litter,
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So if you care about a cat at all, you
should be changing it regularly. Look at me, fucking cat
advocate over here. Despite calling herself an environmental gremlin, Emily
would run the dryer in the peak of summer on
thirty to thirty five degree days to dry two socks.
I suggested hanging them outside, and she told me that
because she's vegan vegetarian and only op shops, it makes
up for using the dryer. Not how that works. Huh.
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When I gently pointed out that it wasn't how the
environment or electricity works, she chased me around the house
screaming about how meat is destroying the planet, and I
hid in my bedroom while she yelled through the door.
Go I'd just go get I'd called deck Clane and
be like, you brought her into my life, you need
to get rid of her to make that as worse.
When Emily moved in, she completely rearranged the house without asking,
moving in her furniture and removing mine. I came home
(38:00):
from work to find all my things replaced. She had
also a deeply unsettling obsession with dead dried insects displayed
in glass frames, beetles, moths, butterflied, even a curled up
giant spider that is not fucking happening, which she proudly
placed around the house like family portraits. At one point,
there was a dead spider on the dining table as
a centerpiece. No, I don't care if the spider is dead.
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I don't want to fucking look at it like that. No.
It took over seven months to get her to move out,
but eventually she left and declan finally came home. I
have one. I have a couple more crazy housemates, but
I'll just finish with this one. Girl. I think you
need to find a one bedroom.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, like, I don't think housemates have.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Housemets are for you. Housemade number five, let's call her dress.
She moved from Sydney to Melbourne, l So she does
live in Melbourne, meaning moving up north could have been
north Side.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So true.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Moved from Sydney to Melbourne and the day she moved in,
her boyfriend dumped her. So she sobbed into my shoulder,
full body weight collapse. I didn't know her, so I
tried to give her space and escape to the garage.
I sought my box and breathe. When I came back inside,
she told me that the last time they broke up,
she checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, self aware a queen,
and to top it off, she just called Saint Vincent's
Psychiatric hospital to see if they had a spot available,
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and I thought, oh no, who are I let in
the house? She eventually settled in and after six months,
announced she was going to buy a house, wanting Declan
and me to move in with her. She said this
right after quitting her job, and I wasn't going to
be the one to explain that banks generally don't give
mortgages to the unemployed. Then she showed us brochures of
inspection houses she'd seen houses in the millions. I asked
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casually how she could afford this. She replied, I have
a trust fund. I asked how much, and her answer,
one hundred and fifty million. Girl, Go get your own house,
buy Saint Vincent's fucking psychiatric.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Hospital, buy us a house. Eat yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I laughed so loud, thinking she was joking, and asked
why she was living in a share house if she
had one hundred and fifty million dollars. She explained that
she doesn't receive the trust fund until she's twenty five,
but her dabbles sign off early if she wants to
buy a house. Fucking lucky bitch. Over the following six months, Declan,
Jess and I spent time inspecting ten to fifteen million
dollar houses. Dude, I would put up with anything she
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had to throw at me. If it meant I could
move out of a little sharehouse into a one hundred
into a ten million dollar mansion, I won't even see Jess.
She'll be so far on the other side the house
it won't even matter, do you know what I mean?
I would put up with anything. Jess was very particular.
She even engaged a structural engineer, paid for building and
pest reports, and made offers. But slowly the cracks appeared
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and the lies piled up. She told me she earned
sixty K year as part of the Australian national taekwondo team.
So random, but she wasn't training. So I googled it. Surprise,
she wasn't on it. She said she had a driver's license,
she didn't. She said she had ten siblings, she couldn't
even name any. She said her dad owned a winery
in Italy, but she couldn't tell me the name of it.
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She said she lived in Switzerland for two years, but
then got excited to see snow for the first time
at Mount Butler. Right next month, Declan and I staged
a mini intervention. She shut it down, and now she
was moving out with her new boyfriend, and we asked
her to leave at the same time. To this day,
we have zero closure and no idea what was real.
We're certain she does not have one hundred and fifty
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million dollars as she now lives in the North in
a sharehouse. Final kickout. She got a new boyfriend while
living with us, and within three months convinced him to
open a joint bank account, put only his money into it,
sell his car, move out of his apartment, move into
our house without Declan or my consent, and get a
shared Carlan for sixty thousand dollars while she kept all
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our money separate. Honestly, it was the depiction of inventing Anna,
which is about Anna Delvey, the lady who just kind
of pretended she was some wealthy heiress and like got
away with fucking living this wealthy, fucking rich life shows
a deal on Wall Street. Yeah, I'm happy to report
I now live with two amazing housemates. Took me five years,
but I finally broke their housewaate curse. Well, I'm I'm
(41:57):
glad to hear, because I was about say, you need
live on your own. Wow, I reckon the heart and
the worst will actually probably Emily would be the worst.
But like living with a heroin addic.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I know that seemed like, God, that would be the worst.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Because then there's like the possibility they kind of turned
your house into like a little bit of the trap house.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
It's super sad that in the context of all of this,
this somewhat falls in the middle and I've kind of
forgotten about the heroin at Air.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, which is really sad. In five years they are
no longer a hera. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
And I thought on the way, I thought you maybe
would have asked if I had a like housemaid horror story,
and I was really trying to think and I didn't.
So I feel like this this is like five examples in.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That is like five house You've done them for me, though, girlies,
we are out of time, but we have so many
other amazing ones, so we're definitely going to be doing
a part two on that one. I know I only
read two, but the second one, yeah, that was like
seven in one. And I will get back to you
guys and we will do a part two. Well, I
love you guys, and I will speak to you next Thursday.
Hello and welcome back. How many episodes have we done? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This will be number eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I actually I was at the races and so many
of you came up to me and told me how
much you love hear me out and everything, and I
just wanted to say, it means the absolute world, especially
when you're kind of starting something out to have like
people say that, They're like, what we're doing is really nice.
So thank you all anyone that saying hello. But I've
just been the last thirty minutes pitching the blake out
warming problems. Men. I'll never get it. I don't get it.
(00:33):
If someone to me, it's very much a sense of
if they want to, they will, And like when people
don't act that way, I'm like, okay, so you don't
want to, and then they're like no I do. I'm like,
well why aren't you? Do? You know what I mean?
It just I'm sick of men. I'm over. I just
want to go to New York and find myself a
rich finance man. But the races was great. I had
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Effie Cats make me a custom sort of blazers. I
shout out to e Fie or it would like suit
and tie I loved the outfit. I'm used to having
my boobs out, and I know that sounds silly, but
like you know, I think I went a really long
time in my life not having any boobs, therefore not
feeling incredibly feminine. That's just something that I felt like
I need, like wanted to feel more feminine. Other people
(01:15):
have small boobs look fucking incredible and very feminine. I
just I think I needed that, So having them very
much hidden, I didn't feel like myself in a sense,
and I think I was like, oh, should I have
worn this? But it was very cool. I think I
was either going like you go really hot, you look
really hard, or like you look cool, and like I
think I looked cool about it wasn't me, but I
did love it. So shout out to Effie though she's
(01:37):
fucking amazing. I think I'll be wearing her outfits again
to Jackie's wedding. She makes so much of my stuff
now and then Jasey Knights helped style me as well.
But I rock up and shout out if you're listening,
because apparently he does occasionally. Me and my first boyfriend,
who I apologies regularly talk about on here, were matching
(01:57):
wearing matching ties, and I was the funniest thing I've
ever fucking seen. Like I made my friend. I was like,
we have to fucking take a photo. And he hated
every fucking second of it, because I really think he
hates me. But I enjoyed it and I thought it
was hilarious, So shout out to you. But it was
a really fun day. It was my friend's birthday, her
twenty fifth birthday, and she is she's the sweetest girl,
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but like not one of those people that's very showy.
So we're like, fuck it, we're renting our Pinkhamalimo to
rock up in and she was so surprised. It was
so much fun. It makes it so much better than
getting on a train and sitting with a bunch of
fucking randoms. Then you can actually drink. We all had
our prosecco in glasses and ice someone We've got a playlist.
It was so much fun. Went to our marquee. Randomly enough,
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everyone I've ever met happened to be within a fucking
ten meter radius of our marquee, Like it was this
is a big space, by the way, Like there's hundreds
of marquees that you rent in case you're you don't
really get it. They're called like car parks, car spots,
they're all numbered. The area where I was just called
the nursery. So like the bird Cage, which is the
more high end. If I'm going for work, I will
(03:04):
be in the bird Cage. That's where you've got like
the Lexus tents and the morm and the I don't
even know tab like they all kind of host different
sort of tents and you get free alcohol and everything
in there. Everyone goes very bougie there. And then there's
the nursery, which is a members area, so you need
to know a member in some way or shape or
form to be able to get into that. There's also
general admission, and so there's so many different marquees of
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like all different people year above, two years above, year below.
Everything Everyone that I had like met in my life
happened to be within like eyeshot of where our marquee was,
which like never happens. Usually you're walking like ten K's
to go to your friend's marquee. But so Leg was there.
Leg was another one. It was fun, but yeah, it's
a big fucking day. We got there at twelve we
probably left it like five. I did not take my
(03:47):
shoes off once. I just wanted to tell everyone because
I think that's an achievement and I will kneel. Never
see me walking around with my heels off. I know
some people need it, like my poor fucking friend borrowed
my heels, Greta, and then these like fuck off play
for Tony Bianco heels that I actually water the races
two years before, and she was walking around barefoot carrying
them because you can see the back of her ankles
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are like bloody, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry. I'm sorry. I said that they were comfortable.
They're not. It was a great day. I sadly am
not going to any other of the race days. I
really wish I was, But because Derby Day is the
black and all the day you dress in black and white,
all my friends go. It's easy because you go to
the nursery or with all your friends. But if it's
one of the other days, I'd say I'd be more
likely to go for work in the bird cage because like,
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if I went to the nursery, now one's fucking there,
so and this year, you know, sadly just didn't fall
that way. But I was gonna go with my sister
to Sakes Day, but I didn't end up deciding to
But that will be fun. But yeah, that was my weekend.
Today is Monday. We have a public holiday. I'm going
to an event tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm like, can I just say fy? We do not
have a public holiday today?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Not today? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah? No cool?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I yeah, yeah, tomorrow's a public holiday. Today is not.
But I feel like it's fun having a little midwek
because then it's like by the time you're back at work,
it's way and then it's like it's basically the weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, holidays again, it's going to be so busy from
Wednesday to Friday.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
All right, guys, we are going to get into this
week's hear me Out and we're going to do some
listener ones because I think it's been a little while
since we've heard from you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, I don't know if you have an answer to
this one, but it's a really interesting question. I feel
like influencers miss out on prime girlhood because when they
start to gain a following, no one can sift through
their Insta stories in such their favorite X. Do you
have a different way of doing this or even an
equivalent situation?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What do you mean sort through for your favorite X?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I guess maybe because like, if you're not an influence
in your early twenties, you were probably more prone to
posting you know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh girlhood I will live for some reason. Listen to
that and thought female friendships? Right, No, you mean like, yeah,
like if a boy will like my story, chances are
I'll never see it, you know what I mean. So
it's like I might post a story for someone, Yeah,
they might have seen it. I can't tell. Yeah, because
I Instagram, hear me. O. Instagram needs to allow a
(06:03):
search box at the top of stories so you can
figure out if someone's seen your story. So true, because
you can search likes now, you know, really you've been
able to for years, But what.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Have actually even story likes?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
What I've actually noticed is that it's not even really accurate.
Like it comes to like I'll search I'll see like
allegropools like to my Instagram and then say, if I
search a legropool's name, it won't come oh.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah or buffers for like twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, I do understand. Yeah, maybe things are a little
bit different. Like I want to say this in the
least like arrogant sounding way, because I definitely don't think
I've hit a level of influencing where this is a
real problem for me. But I'd say there are people that, yeah,
maybe have or would experience this, And I think maybe
even that would just more come from the fact that
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now they're so well known, they don't really kind of
go out get to go out to a bar and
just kind of bump into a guy like someone might
know the more. Then there's a big deal around it.
You kind of can't just like sit and enjoy things
without the people either seeing or people already knowing who
you are. And like, yeah, that I don't think that's me.
I think I'm I was grown when I started doing this,
(07:09):
Like I feel like I started influencing when I was
like twenty two, so I think. But even people like
SO who have such a large following and started at
quite young, you know, I think she kind of became
really really well known when she was eighteen. That might
be hard. Like if SO goes to a fucking dated
a pub, everyone's going to be staring at her, yeah,
you know, and I think that would be challenging.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, obviously, like the example they use, like you can't
go through their Insta stories and seeing them with the
dates or as you were saying, like you can't see
likes as well as someone else would. But do you
think there actually is an equivalent that influencers do, Like
would you actually post a first chap on a story
which people might think is just a beautiful photo of you?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I regularly will post things with the hope of like
certain attention. Ye yeah, yeah love that's girls. Yeah, it's
even boys fucking do that shit. And if they're saying
they don't, they lie, Yeah, Like, okay, you post your
heart photo on your story because people can reply to it,
but you post the best photos on your grid, you
know what I mean. But it's like, if something's like hot,
you put on your story definitely, because yeah, you need
(08:09):
That's where you like get stories is where everything goes
down on Instagram. Like you're not posting on Instagram and
having a guy you like comment on it. No, they'll
respond to the story of it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It kind of reminds me remember when you could see
people's Instagram activity, so that was no. So I've got
this in front of me, Remember when Demi Levado followed
Henry Cavell, and it was like twenty four seconds ago.
Damie Levada started following Henry Cavill two seconds ago, Demi
Levada just liked to post. One second later, Demi Levada
(08:40):
just liked to post and she's gone through his whole Instagram.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Oh my god, that's so humiliating. I'm not gonna lie.
I have gone through and liked like old photos of
the guys, do you know what I mean? Like do?
The thing is you don't go too far down. You're
not stalking the medium, but it needs to be not
the recent ones. But I've done that. I also will
maybe like a story. Yes, and I say story likes
a stupid because they kind of are because there is
(09:04):
a high chance they may not see it if they
do also have a following as well. But no, I
probably don't respond to guys' stories. I think that's you'll
like it. I hope they see it and then they
can respond to your.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, it's a man's job unless it's a big in
otherwise it's really hard to find an inn.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It is hard to find an inn, especially if you
don't know. But like, I'll follow, I think your way
of kind of is you'll follow them or you'll I
wouldn't say I say now more. I just like follow them,
but liking old photos. I have done it before and
I will probably do it again.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
We have another one. Yes, Guys that play music, sexy
music like Chris Brown when you're about to have sex, oh,
because they think it's hard is the biggest eck. I
had this happen to me once and I think I
vomited internally. Love you, Iszzy, she says, I.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Love you, poor thing. That is disgusting. I think there's
something awkward about playing me music for that intention. I
don't know. It's like if it's already playing, yeah, fine,
like if it's on the TV when you've been having
drinks or something. I don't know. I have once had
like someone like just grab their phone until'll just like
(10:14):
play a song on his phone and I'm like, wow,
I'm really in the mood now, thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Also phone quality, phone quality, it's pointless, like there doesn't
even need to be anything unless it's like already playing
or you were setting the vibe for the drinks or
the date. I think starting music with the intention of
for the fact that we're about to have sex and
I want music playing is weird. I personally would rather
know music.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I just don't. I don't get it. No, like thhne
quality fucking I will throw your phone in the bin
and they scroll through all it's like, what song you're
gonna pick right now? I'm gonna sit and wait. What
song do you think is going to be the best
song to set the mood right now? And it's it
was some fucking rap song and like I love rap,
but I'm not no, no like it just no. I
(11:02):
just think playing music being like, oh, we're about to
have sex. Fuck, let me put some music on. Are
you even wanting to have sex at that point?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And like, let's hope it goes well, but are you
happy to risk maybe it being a bad experience and
your favorite song is tied to.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
That experience, or the song changes and the next song sucks.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's like Hello by Adele.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah No, Like I just I think for me, it
will be very rare that I have like had music playing.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah. I can't think.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, only because I feel like, yeah, it's a certain
level of like pre meditation that you almost have to
like pause and put music on. Yeah, like, I just think,
yes that has happened, and yes it made me dry.
Is the Houra desert. I'm like, turn that music, turn
that shit off.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And I want to finish on a personal hear me out. Okay,
but I've like gathered over the weekend. Yeah, I don't
think Halloween's cute for adults.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You don't know. I just I love Halloween.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I just don't care for.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It, Okay, fair enough, And to be honest, I will
say I'm not someone like stress up parties generally only
because I'm lazy maybe and like, oh, let's do like
a I don't know. I just they're harder and I
have to buy things, you know. But if it's Halloween,
I do wish we had a little bit more of
like the American level of Halloween in Australia, where like
(12:16):
there are Halloween parties and everyone dressed up, like I
like it. Yeah, But then I guess you say, adults,
how are we talking? Like technically we.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Are, which is so, but I don't think we are.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I don't think I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Us naturally speaking when I say adults, like I just
like put out.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think when I think adults, I think like children,
Like I think, like i'd say thirty. But it's like
even like Jackie, I know Jackie, and it's like I
don't think I don't consider Jackie, do you know what
I mean? People take it close to you almost don't
ever consider an adult, Like I think I'm a I'm
definitely a young adult. I'm not a teenager, but like
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah. I was thinking about this the other day because
I'm like, I also don't want to unclassify myself as
an adult because why does that leave me?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But I is that me saying I feel like I'm immature?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, I just it's just we're getting there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I just I'm still very much in Like I can't
do taxes on my own, I don't have a mortgage,
I don't have a kid. I don't think I am
an adult yet because I don't have that level of
responsibility that I feel like classifies you as one.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, there needs to be like a few things that
happened for me, Like I need to be able to
successfully buy a house.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, I need to have a mortgage.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And do you do when you buy a house?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, like just little things like that. I need the
answers for then I can owner.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I had a friend talking to me at my kid
on the other day and he was talking about how
he's like, bought these two rental property. No, I bought
these two properties. And I'm like, holy shit, that's incredible.
How the fuck have you done it? And he's trying
to explain the concept of like not paying mortgage and
paying only interests. I'm honestly not going to bought you,
but I said, I'm going to stop you right there.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, you can.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Say this again and again and again. I do not
know what you're talking about. This is something my dad
will love to explain to me one day. I'm just
gonna let him do it. And I don't. I don't
know what you're talking about. And I hate that I
need to. I hate that, Like I actually, at some
point in my life do need to understand what you're
saying in order to be a successful adult that's doing
adult things. But I don't fucking know what you're talking about.
(14:02):
And it was getting me like angry.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I got so frustrated you couldn't come to my house
because my boyfriend's are finance bro's.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
My house mate said, you don't need to know how
to do this stuff. No, you've got you've got your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
But because they're so excited, they want to explain it,
but I don't get it. Then I get really frustrated
and just like I I.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Think that's doing. The moment is like a moment that
makes me feel, yes, I'm not an adult yet, because
I'm like, I actually can't comprehend. I think we were
sitting there for thirty minutes and I had one of
the girls next to me, who I don't know if
I believe her, but she says she understood what was
going on, and I'm like, bullshit, bullshit, you know what
he's saying, because like it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, anyway,
(14:42):
So I think until I understand those conversations and things
like tax and you know, I can't even fucking think
of it because I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They are changing a tires, changing tire.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I I am not an adult yet. Now I will
be one day. I will update you when I get there,
when we're ready, when we're ready. I don't need it,
I'm no. I definitely don't want to be like Peter
Patten syndrome and like I want to be young forever
like I would like to know what's going on, but
I don't yet, and that's okay.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I just didn't grow up with Hallowey and so I
don't care for it. But I definitely think I saw
maybe this year more than others, like a influx of
people doing like huge transition videos. Are really going with you?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You mean, like are we talking like Australians or like
American Trailian? Right? See? I rate it. I think Halloween's
interesting and fun, and I think maybe because I grew
up loving Halloween like we did that my neighborhood was
in Melbourne, was like a very well known neighborhood for
trick or treating, Like people would take their kids there
to like go around those houses. And so I fucking
(15:40):
loved Halloween growing up, Like every year it was like
one of my favorite things to do. It was like
your friends that live near you and you go to
primary school with all your parents, like take you out
and you go trick or treating. I remember the most
vivid fucking memory. I was sitting on my couch and
like we had a lot of people that we knew
that lived around our area, like that went to that
primary school. Yea, So it's like boys and and everything,
(16:00):
and like everyone lives within a very like close proximity.
I want to say they were older, but I honestly
think if I'm thinking back, I probably would have only
been like in year four or something, meaning they probably
would have been in year six. Fucking I'm sitting on
the couch and the windows behind me, and the window
like goes onto the street, like down our driveway, and
three fucking boys masked and in Halloween costumes bang on
(16:22):
the window behind my head. Never have I been. You
don't do that? Do you know what I mean to
each poor little girl that's just watching fucking TV on Halloween.
I know who they are. I know them still to
this day. Fuck you you try your time.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I imagine the scream as well.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It was horrifying and cruel anyway, But I rate Halloween,
but I think I only rite it if it's like
I'm not just gonna dress up for Halloween unless I'm
going to a really big Halloween party. And I do
wish we had more of that in Australia because America
celebrates it so much. Like what Molly Cook she's over
there now. I think she's worn like six different costumes
in the last week because there's so many Halloween parties,
(16:57):
Like David Dobert just had a Halloween party last week.
I would dress up for that also, Heidi klumbs Helloady clums. Yeah,
i'd go to that.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, I would get around.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I would go like I'm either I don't like dress
up parties when they're like a lackluster theme like go
to thousands or something, because I'm like, I'm basically wearing
what I normally wear with like a bucket hat and
a fucking sparkly top. I want you to give me
a theme. I will then like it'll be one hundred
percent effort or nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Everyone has to be expected to put in the same
amount of effort, Like I find with costume things. People
expect me to look like a fucking idiot and do
something really out there, and then I get there and
the guys are sitting in like colored socks or something.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Two things that remind me. First thing is boy and
girl Halloween costumes just remind me. So I saw this
really funny video of I fucking love Dakota Johnson, the
chick who's fifty shades of.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh my god, sorry, I thought the coda of Fending.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
For a Snek. I hate to.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Cancel.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think she's hilarious. I think she's like the ultimate
fucking cool girl, Like if you watch a video, she's
just very like nonchalant, funny, and I think she's great. Anyway,
I saw this Halloween party and it was probably like
twenty people who all dressed up as different versions of
Dakota Fanning. So I mean not Fanning, eh Johnson, not
Dakota Fanning. Dakota Johnson is the one in fifty Shades
of Gray I'm talking about her like, and it was
(18:16):
just so funny. And at the very end of the
video there's one person who's obviously someone's partner who's just
gone as Slim Shady. I'm like, you wouldn't have been
let in the door if that was my Halloween party.
Nowhere everyone is Dakota fan all these guys, everyone is
all wearing a fuck a wig with a friend, and
they're all a different version of her from a different
movie or a different interview, and you are Slim Shady. Yeah,
(18:36):
but it's all I'd be embarrassed if that was my partner,
I'd be like, come on, But it's.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Like you don't want to stand out that much to
the point where you're the only one not Pertison.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Of the whole party that is just in a different costume.
It's like you look worse that way, and now I'm annoyed.
Like I bet whoever their partner was was like, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Everyone would have laughed if you just put on this
simple brown weir.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Brown Wigan just said, I'm just normal Dakota Fanning. Like
there was someone who dressed up as Dakota Fanning. I
limes is what they called it, because like there's an
interview with her with like Vogue or something, and she's
got like a huge well of limes in her house
and she just said she loves limes. So they just
dressed up as her with a fucking tray of limes.
Like hilarious. And you're slim shady with this name tag
that says I'm slim shady.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, lack of effort is also unattractive. But what I
realized what I saw this guy post a video being like,
I don't get when boys get annoyed for girls dressing
sluttly on Halloween, Like Halloween is for girls to look hot. Yes,
in some senses, I also do love people that go
the funnier out, but like the eye probably wouldn't, Like
I want to look hot, they said. A couple of
costumes is the girl will pick something like Barbie, and
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then the boy just has to go as like bibble,
do you know what I mean? Like the girl dresses
is a hot fucking bunny. The boy just has to
paint his face orange and say he's a carrot, do
you know what I mean? Like you are there as
an accessory for your girlfriend's are outfit, and if you
can't get on board with that, then get a new boyfriend,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And just have some fun with Yeah, take it all
in check.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Like you don't you. I want your girlfriend to feel
good and look good and be like, yeah, that's my
girlfriend and she's hot.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
And like if you want to meet her at a
level and go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
All out, yeah we ken if she wants to be
Barbie for all I fucking care. But like I do
rate those ones where the boy is just purely the
accessory to whatever the girl's costume is. I think they're
fucking hilarious and I rate the dedication. I feel like
Halloween shows good couples like you guys actually like each other.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It says, what's going.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So this week it's actually probably
one of my favorite submissions we do or did on
Just for Girls, And we haven't done this theme on
Hear Me Out yet, and it is roommate and housemate
horror stories. And I think I fell in love with
this because I remember Lucy and Nikki used to do
it ages ago, and they're just they're fucking They're very
(20:49):
unhinged a lot of the time, and I feel like
it's so interesting. Roommate housemate dynamics are very interesting to me.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I think what makes them so good is when we
do relationship ones, it's like, Okay, you can die and
piss him off and never talk to him again, whereas
like housemate, you can sometimes live with the most untapped person.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You can live with someone you actually fucking hate and
barely know and that's just.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Normal, and you have to live through the whole storyline
of them being nice, and then they can turn into
an absolute.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Game and like people rip them to shreds because they
don't need to be nice to this person because they
probably just don't live with them, do you know what
I mean? So Hi you're killing it, absolutely loving this
new party. You're glowing. Thank you, princess. Anyway, stirrup in
this one gets wild. I'm strapped, all right. So I
met this girl through a friend. Seems nice enough. Pause.
(21:38):
I've always, I guess maybe said I would never even
share a house with a friend. And I guess that's
why I live with my sister. Now I've grown up
with her. I know how to deal with her, you
know what I mean. I've always said myself, my family
or my partner is probably who I would live with.
So people that do housemates I to me, it's like
a foreign concept and it's so interesting to me, and
(21:59):
a lot it's very necessary, you know, like I'm lucky
that my sister could live with me, Like I do
need a roommate. But I'm like, I'm lucky it could
be rightly. But some of my friends are like, oh, yeah,
I've got this work. But I'm just gonna live with her.
I'm like, do we know enough about her? Do you
know what I mean to live with her?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
There's so many like even my friends will do this,
and I've only share house. I think, yeah, let me
think about that. But so many people I know ah,
this girl's just started working with me. I'm like, just wait,
wait a bit.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, like all my like, I've got like five of
my boy friends that all have lived together for years now,
and it like works really well. And like to me,
it's just like a foreign concept. And I'm like, I
wish I was more chilly because I think it would
be such a fun experience for so many people. But AnyWho, Okay,
met this girl through a friend. She seemed nice enough. Well,
(22:46):
I drink herbal tea and talk to Crystal's kind of
energy it's giving my mum. Three months later, we both
need housemates and I'm like, wow, the universe is literally
serving me a roommate. Yeah, turns out the universe was
actually serving me a warning. At first, everything's fine, it's fun,
we get along, maybe we'll start a girl Boss empire together.
Then slowly but surely, she starts to really her final form.
(23:08):
I love that term. Like everyone, when someone meets someone,
I'm like, yeah, they're nice, but that's not who they
are yet, do you know what I mean? You've got
to just give it a bit and their final form
will start to show. Thank you for giving me that term. Now,
first sign she doesn't clean like ever, plates multiplying like gremlins,
toilet unflushed constantly. Maybe that's not authentic living. That's a
(23:31):
crime scene. I love the way this girl writes. Then
it escalates. She just straight up refuses to wear clothes
around the house. Full Nudity twenty four seven. I don't
want to eat my dinner with your tits A like
I don't. I'm now that you know all for be
naked when you need to be, but like we're not
best friends and I'm eating What are.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Your standings there with girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well, I maybe probably honestly wasn't much of anudist until
I got my boobs done, And now I'm like, I
will like walk around nood all the time. Like I know,
when Hannah came to surprise me and Bali, I was
just in my room like topless, trying to try clothes on,
and they had to be like, can you please put
some fucking clothes on because Hannah's about to walk in,
And they couldn't tell me put some clothes on because
I'd be like, why but Hannah's about to film her
entrance surprising me flying to Bali, and I have my
(24:16):
boobs out, so I think it's whatever you're comfortable with.
But like when I went to Bali with ten of
my girlfriends prior to even getting my boobs done, every
single one of them is lying their topless tanning. I
wasn't because I just wasn't comfortable, and like, no one
judged me for that, And I don't give a fuck
if they've got their boobs out. But I think you also,
if you meet someone newly, you kind of need to
figure out whether that's something they're comfortable with, because there
(24:36):
are people that don't want you walking around topless, even
you know. But then I also think full nudity, like
bottom belly, buttoned down nudity is also different yeah, yeah
than a girl having her boobs out, oh for sure.
So I'm like, that's a line I personally don't like.
I don't walk around like that, but like I have
friends that do and I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, So I grew up with like obviously I'm gay,
so like it does nothing for me.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Obviously I'm gay.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'm just very like I grew up with my two
moms and my sister. So like, for example, if I
would accidentally walk into the bathroom as a little boy,
just like, oh, oh my god. I wasn't meant to
say that, you know, but like when I first came
out as gay, all my girlfriends just started undressing and.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'm like, because I have that as a kid of
being so oh my god, I'm not meant to be
like saying this. I like always got a really uncomfortable feeling.
Even like one of my girlfriend's got a boob job
and she's like, look at them and just like you're like,
I was like, oh wow, nipples just like fail them.
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want to literally
grab my arms and you're like, oh my god, so
(25:38):
obviously I have no problem. I just find that really interesting.
I was talking to someone about it on the weekend
because like now everyone does it to me. I'm like,
you can.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's definitely I think a girl thing. But then I'm like,
do boys walk around with their dicks out?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
No? We'll like no, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Because I swear I heard they like like they could.
I had someone be like, yeah, I know what all
my friends dicks look like, and I'm like, do you
walk around like that? Or you just show it to
each other like once? And then you're like, that's enough, Like,
how do you know what your friend's penis looks like?
Like they all do, but I don't know how if
they're not walking around, maybe change rooms and stuff might
be different. But yeah, it's girls having their boobs out
(26:15):
is very normalized. But walking around full nud I think,
is kind of as weird as like a boy walking
around with his dick out, Like it's a bit you
need to know if the person's comfortable with that, if
you're going to be doing that full nudity twenty four seven, Like,
I'm living with a naked protester. I have a boyfriend.
Right off he comes over, she's butt naked in the
kitchen making oats, like at some sort of nudist commune.
(26:37):
That is a problem. It's disrespectful to be naked around
someone else's partner. It's like my friend got changed in
front of a boyfriend I had at the time. I'd
be like, what the fuck you do? Yeah, you know
what I mean, move into a separate room.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
That's just so insane, it's rude.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah. Then I asked her super polightly, hey can you
please wear something with my boyfriend's here? And she goes,
I shouldn't have to cover up because men sexualize me. Girl,
nobody says actualizing you. We're trying to survive breakfast without
emotional lamage. This is fucked. Then a plot twist, she
gets mad at my boyfriend because you won't look at
her like he's actively staring at the ceiling fan trying
(27:12):
to Maine maintain eye contact with Jesus himself. And she's offended.
He's not engaging in conversation. She's kissing me off. So
things are tense, right. I try to address the cleaning again,
super nice, super mature, and she hits me with your
being microaggressive. I don't see mess. Okay, well you're blind.
This girl goes, okay, well I see a bowl growing
(27:32):
new life on the counter, So someone's lying. This girl's funny.
Whoever wrote this, you're funny. Now. In her defense, my
cat did pee on her bed once and chewed her
bra but let's be clear, this cat is thoroughly litter trained.
Never done that before, never done it again. The cat
absolutely scents the chaos. He said, not in my house
and just served divine justness. Cat. No, my cat easily
(27:55):
to trained. And when I open a suitcase to go
pack stuff to leave. She shits in it every time.
Shit's or peas in my suitcase.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
We had a visitor we didn't like once and he
left his suitcase unopened in the spare room. He's just
got back one day and our cat has explosively.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Shat all in this because they like that is because
they hate them. My cat's like, you're not leaving, I'm
shitting in your suitcase. Great anyway, she tells me she's
moving out. Hell a fucking Loujah girl. She says, she'll
give me a week's notice and find a replacement. See
find a replacement. I don't want you to find me
a replacement, but yes, you kind of have to because
you're leaving. And it's like I have to find someone
(28:31):
to pay the rent. But it's like, I don't know
who you're going to be picking.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, every experience I've known, like it's the people that
stay in that house get to choose who the next
one is. But I definitely know in.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Some times a week's notice also isn't enough time. I
think that's where the problem all comes in. Yeah, two
days later, I don't know where She's like, I'm leaving tomorrow,
no warning, no replacement, no sanity. Then she doesn't even leave.
She hangs around for another week like naked go saunding
the hallway. Finally she leaves, steals half my stuff, damages
the house, and her bond back threatens me with a lawyer,
(29:02):
refuses to clean, babe, you can't take my airfry out,
my cutlery, my dignity, and then hit me with legal action.
So yeah, she didn't get her bond back. I got
my cat's respect forever. And as far as I know,
she's moved up north and we never spoke again. Do
you mean north like north Side, because like she is
giving like north Side.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Or like North North away from.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Giving like free spirit can't be hows?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, I'm getting like northern Queensland vibe.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh you mean like north of Melbourne? I mean yeah,
north of Australia. I'm I was thinking like north of
Victoria maybe, but oh my god, you guys will all
love this. So I was at the races and you
know how we had a girl that was talking about
a couple of weeks ago, how she liked a guy
at footy, she did like training stuff at footy. She
(29:49):
sent us an update, yes, and that was our first
update we've gotten. I saw her at the race sids.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
She was like, I'm that girl that like sent those
two things in and I was like, thank.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You, updates so we can actually share.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I did ask because I think of it as of
her last thing. It was kind of dead, so I
think it's just still like that, Oh my god. But
I just think, what are the chances I never you know,
you never get to put a face to any of
these stories. So it was just so interesting. Like a
fan of her, Yeah, I'm like, I love you, thank you.
Next or this is a longie and I love it.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So I'm going to preface this is the biggest submission
we've ever got.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I wasn't able to read it in full, but I
was only like a quarter the way down crying. Yeah,
so I think this could be out bad.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I think this is going to be really good. Strap in.
I personally love a long submission. I like a story.
I like to hear. I like them to set the scene,
you know, So let's get into it. If there was
ever a question designed for me, this is it. I
have literally made a PowerPoint presentation titled my crazy fucking Housemates.
(30:55):
So I will try and keep it short, but there's
a lot to cover.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Girl. Please send the presentation.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I need the presentation. My first housemaid experience set the tone.
My cousin and I wanted to move out, but we
needed a third person, so she invited a girl from
high school she knew, let's call her Cami. Cammie was
super dark, she hated lie and from day one she
told us she doesn't like people. Off to a great start,
I know, once she moved in. She told me this
charming story very casually, while smoking twelve cigarettes in a row.
(31:22):
Sounds like me when I was twenty about how she
wants dragged a girl by her hair into a kitchen
and smashed her head into the cupboards multiple times at
a house party. Brouh. I laughed at first, thinking she
was joking. She was absolutely not joking. I don't think
I could live with someone that's like, physically assaulted someone
like that.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
But then you're finding out as it's happening.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, you're like, I'm living with you, what do I have?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What do I accidentally like not clean up my marke
and you do that to me? Fuck? She was meant
to save her three months, but only lasted a couple
of weeks. Why because her boyfriend tried to kill his
parents and got arrested. I liked, I'm glad, I said,
tried too, meaning hopefully it wasn't successful. She left to
bail him out there move straight back in with him
because he threatened to kill himself if she didn't. Trauma.
(32:05):
After that, housemaid too arrived, another friend of my cousin's girl.
At this point, I wouldn't be trusting your cousin. I'm like,
does your cousin even really need to be living there?
By this point, I was questioning the type of people
my cousin keeps in her life. What I wasn't aware
until after he moved in is that he was a
heroin addict. I could not like. That is not something
that you want to be around accidentally, you know what
(32:26):
I mean? Unwillingly yeah, and finding out Oh fuck me. Yeah,
But I don't want to live with someone that's got
an addiction like that. You know, Oh my god, that's fucked.
Can you can imagine how well that went and got
so bad we had to stage in intervention and convince
him to go to rehab. At this point, I put
a firm ban on any more of my cousin's friends
moving in fair Shout Girl. House Maid three was a
(32:47):
woman that we found on fairy Floss. Fairyfloss is like
a housemay up. Isn't that to live with? Yeah? Yeah,
let's call her Cassie. Cassie was a free spirit. See,
I wouldn't be trusting any more free spirits after Camish.
It was a free spirit vegan hula who being crystal
charging at Sunshine worshiping Hipbie. But Cassie. Cassie also believed
(33:08):
that she was the house guardian of purity. She would
throw any food out that wasn't vegan, including mine, and
even threw out my dog's toys because they weren't ethically aligned.
Throw out my food and you'll be buying me more
or give me the money that that food cost. I
don't care for. I don't know, I don't not care for.
I do not care if anyone is vegan, vegetarian, whatever
the fuck you want to be, do not push your
(33:29):
beliefs onto me. I do not want to be vegan.
You can be do whatever you want. But if I'm
going on a date, like I was on a date
with a guy once that was a vegan and it
kind of like threw me. And I'm being completely honest.
I don't want to date a vegan.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Wuld you eat?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We didn't eat, We want a drink, a steak. But
I no judgment to any of the listeners that are vegan.
That is a lifestyle choicing. That is all your choice.
But I am such a foodie that I couldn't date
a vegan because food is such a big part of
something I love, and like I want to be able
to share that with a partner, do you know what
I mean? Definitely, And he was vegan and I was like, immediately,
you know it can't happen. But basically I'm thinking it's like,
(34:02):
imagine like if a vegan took me to a vegan restaurant,
I'd be like, can you not, because like you can
eat a vegan option on a normal menu. I don't
want to eat vegan.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah I'm hot out here trying to get full cream milk.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, I'm a full cream milk girl. I could drink
straight from a cow's udder. I don't want to be
eating vegan. Don't rate it not veganism, this chick. Veganism's fine.
Her hobbies included hula who being naked in the backyard,
of course, doing interpretive dance under the moon naked. Of course.
It's like they think clothes like cage them or something.
(34:32):
At that point, things had moved from quirky to I'm
living in a commune. I never signed up for. I
reckon her and the first cal would have gone, it's
real good each other?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah? You up north? So I packed up and left
with my remaining sane housemate and never looked back. Fresh start,
new house, new rules. We found a friend of a
friend to move in for a year. It was bulliss,
the most normal household I'd had until his girlfriend moved
in her Emily, within a week. Emily and my housemate.
So she's not with her cousin anymore, or she never was.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
No, so she's with her cousin. But they've now replaced
the whole.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh, they've replaced it with a friend of a friend
called Declan. Oh yeah, and then he's got a girlfriend
called Emily. Okay, that's also moved in. Declan and Emily
went on a break. They sat me down on the
couch like they were my parents, telling me that they
were divorcing and I'd be living with mum on weekends.
Emily made the executive decision that she was going to
stay in the house and made decline and moved back
in with his parents until they figured things out. It's
(35:31):
kind of like, shouldn't Declin stay there because he was
there first, do you know what I mean? A couple
weeks later, it officially blew up. Emily went full villain.
She wandered around the house saying it was her house now,
and then she hoped Declan would die alone, and soon
it got dark. She had a cat. Then surprise, we
had two, no warning. I don't even like cats, and
I actually have trauma from my grandma's chots trying to
(35:51):
kill my grandma's cat's trying to kill me when I
was a child. Yeah, I feel like that people that
don't like cats are only because they have had a
traumatic issue with a gay around. Do you know what
I mean? I love cats. I have three, three black cats.
Some would say that's unlucky, but you know, black cats
are always the last cats to get adopted from shelters
because people think they're bad luck. So I picked my Gorolla.
(36:12):
Her name was initially Victoria. Because the Beckham documentary are
just coming out come out when she was born. That's
something funny anyway, her name's Bobby. Now. Firstly, the cat
would vomit all the time. You know what's so funny
is my sister's cats vomit daily since for years, multiple
times everywhere. There's nothing you can actually do to fix it.
(36:32):
But I do find I would find that very fucking annoying.
I do find it very fucking annoying, and I refuse
to clean it. I go, your cat's your job. I
was constantly finding vomited around the house or stepping in it. Secondly,
she never changed the litter, so the house constantly smelt
like absolute death. Cat's litter fucking reeks. If I tried
to raise it, she'd scream at me or cry about
being abandoned with the children. The cats were indoor only,
(36:54):
so I couldn't open my windows or doors for fresh air.
But I tried opening my window in my room. My
door shut, but the cat would somehow hide in my
room and escape. When they did, Emily would scream at
me like I'd thrown them into traffic. It's kind of
like you can't really be like you can't open a
windowe you know what I mean? Especially when it reeks. Also,
it's actually really really bad. Cats really hate dirty litter,
(37:15):
So if you care about a cat at all, you
should be changing it regularly. Look at me, fucking cat
advocate over here. Despite calling herself an environmental gremlin, Emily
would run the dryer in the peak of summer on
thirty to thirty five degree days to dry two socks.
I suggested hanging them outside, and she told me that
because she's vegan vegetarian and only op shops, it makes
up for using the dryer. Not how that works. Huh.
(37:38):
When I gently pointed out that it wasn't how the
environment or electricity works, she chased me around the house
screaming about how meat is destroying the planet, and I
hid in my bedroom while she yelled through the door.
Go I'd just go get I'd called deck Clane and
be like, you brought her into my life, you need
to get rid of her to make that as worse.
When Emily moved in, she completely rearranged the house without asking,
moving in her furniture and removing mine. I came home
(38:00):
from work to find all my things replaced. She had
also a deeply unsettling obsession with dead dried insects displayed
in glass frames, beetles, moths, butterflied, even a curled up
giant spider that is not fucking happening, which she proudly
placed around the house like family portraits. At one point,
there was a dead spider on the dining table as
a centerpiece. No, I don't care if the spider is dead.
(38:24):
I don't want to fucking look at it like that. No.
It took over seven months to get her to move out,
but eventually she left and declan finally came home. I
have one. I have a couple more crazy housemates, but
I'll just finish with this one. Girl. I think you
need to find a one bedroom.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, like, I don't think housemates have.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Housemets are for you. Housemade number five, let's call her dress.
She moved from Sydney to Melbourne, l So she does
live in Melbourne, meaning moving up north could have been
north Side.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So true.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Moved from Sydney to Melbourne and the day she moved in,
her boyfriend dumped her. So she sobbed into my shoulder,
full body weight collapse. I didn't know her, so I
tried to give her space and escape to the garage.
I sought my box and breathe. When I came back inside,
she told me that the last time they broke up,
she checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, self aware a queen,
and to top it off, she just called Saint Vincent's
Psychiatric hospital to see if they had a spot available,
(39:12):
and I thought, oh no, who are I let in
the house? She eventually settled in and after six months,
announced she was going to buy a house, wanting Declan
and me to move in with her. She said this
right after quitting her job, and I wasn't going to
be the one to explain that banks generally don't give
mortgages to the unemployed. Then she showed us brochures of
inspection houses she'd seen houses in the millions. I asked
(39:34):
casually how she could afford this. She replied, I have
a trust fund. I asked how much, and her answer,
one hundred and fifty million. Girl, Go get your own house,
buy Saint Vincent's fucking psychiatric.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Hospital, buy us a house. Eat yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I laughed so loud, thinking she was joking, and asked
why she was living in a share house if she
had one hundred and fifty million dollars. She explained that
she doesn't receive the trust fund until she's twenty five,
but her dabbles sign off early if she wants to
buy a house. Fucking lucky bitch. Over the following six months, Declan,
Jess and I spent time inspecting ten to fifteen million
dollar houses. Dude, I would put up with anything she
(40:12):
had to throw at me. If it meant I could
move out of a little sharehouse into a one hundred
into a ten million dollar mansion, I won't even see Jess.
She'll be so far on the other side the house
it won't even matter, do you know what I mean?
I would put up with anything. Jess was very particular.
She even engaged a structural engineer, paid for building and
pest reports, and made offers. But slowly the cracks appeared
(40:33):
and the lies piled up. She told me she earned
sixty K year as part of the Australian national taekwondo team.
So random, but she wasn't training. So I googled it. Surprise,
she wasn't on it. She said she had a driver's license,
she didn't. She said she had ten siblings, she couldn't
even name any. She said her dad owned a winery
in Italy, but she couldn't tell me the name of it.
(40:53):
She said she lived in Switzerland for two years, but
then got excited to see snow for the first time
at Mount Butler. Right next month, Declan and I staged
a mini intervention. She shut it down, and now she
was moving out with her new boyfriend, and we asked
her to leave at the same time. To this day,
we have zero closure and no idea what was real.
We're certain she does not have one hundred and fifty
(41:14):
million dollars as she now lives in the North in
a sharehouse. Final kickout. She got a new boyfriend while
living with us, and within three months convinced him to
open a joint bank account, put only his money into it,
sell his car, move out of his apartment, move into
our house without Declan or my consent, and get a
shared Carlan for sixty thousand dollars while she kept all
(41:35):
our money separate. Honestly, it was the depiction of inventing Anna,
which is about Anna Delvey, the lady who just kind
of pretended she was some wealthy heiress and like got
away with fucking living this wealthy, fucking rich life shows
a deal on Wall Street. Yeah, I'm happy to report
I now live with two amazing housemates. Took me five years,
but I finally broke their housewaate curse. Well, I'm I'm
(41:57):
glad to hear, because I was about say, you need
live on your own. Wow, I reckon the heart and
the worst will actually probably Emily would be the worst.
But like living with a heroin addic.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I know that seemed like, God, that would be the worst.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Because then there's like the possibility they kind of turned
your house into like a little bit of the trap house.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
It's super sad that in the context of all of this,
this somewhat falls in the middle and I've kind of
forgotten about the heroin at Air.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, which is really sad. In five years they are
no longer a hera. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
And I thought on the way, I thought you maybe
would have asked if I had a like housemaid horror story,
and I was really trying to think and I didn't.
So I feel like this this is like five examples in.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That is like five house You've done them for me, though, girlies,
we are out of time, but we have so many
other amazing ones, so we're definitely going to be doing
a part two on that one. I know I only
read two, but the second one, yeah, that was like
seven in one. And I will get back to you
guys and we will do a part two. Well, I
love you guys, and I will speak to you next Thursday.
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