November 26, 2025 • 49 mins
Hey girlies!! I am SO excited because Tessa and Riley are back on Hear Me Out and it's chaos as usual. We get into everything: manifesting Coachella, book boyfriends, 'friendly' competitiveness, and (hopefully) the sister banter you've been asking for. Plus, we go through your neighbour stories from actual HELL, and some honestly left us a little concerned!! Stay safe out there queens x
We had the best time with Tess & Riley and can't wait for them to return (and maybe we'll have results from our sprint race!) - send through any questions or stories you want us to read with them next time xxx
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, there's my hear me Out, and I'm happy you're
playing balls out. I'll beat you in one hundred minutes.
Bran hear me Out. You're gonna eat your words and
get me out. I'm gonna come second.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
All right, guys, welcome back to hear Me Out. We
have two very special guests today. I bet you can
guess three deep voices. No one's gonna know who's talking today.
Everyone's been saying Testa and I sound the same. People
already say we sound the same, Yeah, but like I
(00:28):
feel like they're novous on what we say. You know,
who's the funniest, Scobie Raley something weird and sexual?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Tessa?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, And then what did I just say? I'm like,
stop pinning me out to be this sexual. I'm not readit.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
She was just telling me actually, yeah, because you were
like saying, how stop saying sexual things in front of
me about my sister. And then everyone's like, Tessa does
too much with the sexual stuff. Ah, right, But you
know what, it's it's different for us.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But I've met Tessa's family and I'm pg is exactly
the same, if no more chill than those motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, Like if you're you're if.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm having a conversation with Tessa and her dad the
whole time, I'm like, what the fuck's Yeah, it's just
how she was raised, what you can do, and it
is what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I wouldn't, but the girls are all old up. They're
going to dojer dolja baby. That's so fucking exciting. I know.
I can't saw her at Coachell. How good was she
at Coachella?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Side note, bring us to fucking coach Ella. I don't
want to get it, get it out there. Yeah, we
want to go to Coachella. We think we would be.
I want to go all together, so fun together. Sissy's
on tour, and then you can bring some other people
to like and we play well with others. Yeah, we're
plugging ourselves. And if you're a brand and you're going
to Coachella, please consider us. Yeah, we're putting in our
(01:46):
applications when the last two years, obviously you've never been. Yeah, right, see,
take Riley, she has to go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If I have to go, we don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You can't take my sister and not me, I'm sorry.
And you can't take Riley and not her girlfriends. So
it's like take everyone. Yea, I go, but yeah, Coachella
is fucking hectic, but I feel like it will be
so different having a family member there almost because it's
like a bit more settling, and then have it like
because it is almost an anxious thing.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Like festivals are fucking stressful, so it's hectic, especially stressful
all the time. Cochela is not just the festival.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You're going to after parties that might be like thirty
tow an hour in a different direction. You want to go,
and you want to go, so you're like moving constantly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like you miss an after party.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then everyone's fucking seeing Rhianna walking around, you know
what I mean, Like you have to go to everything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I miss j B.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Actually, here's a celebrity that we would all we get
to meet one celebrity. We're talking like people that are performing.
It would be just a meeber. I'd want not beople
that are performing, just in general. Harry Sales.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mine was Kim Kardashian already met her. Oh, the Kardashians
would be Kylie Jenner. I do love Kyl would be
next one is probably Tom Holland. I'd rather meet a guy.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'd rather meet a guy you never know he might
fall in love with, so maybe for the sake of
it being a guy that could end up going, Wow,
she's cute.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's pick a single man, okay than Harry Stars Harry Stars. No,
maybe he's getting bit old for me.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Jacob e Lordie is seeing a new girl now, actually,
so maybe not him.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's handsome, he's very too soon, mate. Do you know
they're calling it Jacob Elordi Gate. We've got and Jacob
tell them, why tell them everything? But they know it
was started from Jacob e Lordi and they also call
it birthday Gate.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But Riley and Tessa went on live the other day
and explained why they had a little sort of issue
Riley's birthday, and it did start stem from a comment
about Jajacob Lordie and I didn't know that the people
knew that, so I'm sorry I said that that was
just so oh.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, no, it's actually hilarious. So we wouldn't want to
meet Jake, No, you can, no, I think we would.
I actually think.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I actually think if you ended up with Jacob Eldi,
this would be a really full circle moment from us.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So maybe yeh, yeah, it would be helpful for you. Guys.
If I ended up with Jacob, would we'd really be
able to work through this?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, if you did so, I think Jacob helped help
some girls out. We need you, we need you. Going
with two lesbians in relationship would be great.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I get all the hi wing woman the ship out
of you. Yeah, you actually would, and you do.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But sometimes you need to start taking notes on what
I actually find it trying.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, guy, it was one, so it wasn't our fault.
I would say that was on. That was on Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, well we were talking about another time. Maybe there's
been two times.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah there has another time in the toilet. Oh there's
been three.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But she's just gone up and fucking started. You know,
you were encouraging of that that I wasn't. You actually
pointed them out and said like, yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So I did. That's that was the you thing. I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, well, I just need to get my head screwed
on a bit more, figure out what my type is.
But you always said you see me with a dark head.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, like wavy, kind of not not full curls like wavy,
and then said that or really like dark hair like
Zayden Zayden Rielsen from Fourth Wing. Yeah, that'd be lovely. Yes,
I was in my book.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We I do have a couple of girls asking about
like talking about books I did. I got so many
comments from tests when I went live on asking me
questions about books. Yeah, so I want to I just
know whether that's something you guys would want to hear,
because like we are very bookie. I'm like fantasy books,
fantasy romance. I've just started Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac,
(05:32):
which is the prequel series of Academy and Holy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Fun preach it. I'm not reading it first.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You're not reading it first, but it's like it stops
your reading between.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But it is a prequel.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's set five years before, but there's four Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is this sex in your book?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Can I show you coming from the I need to
know because Riley started making me read a book that's
got no sex.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
This is a sexual book.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well then she's talking I'm making Red Throne of Glass
and she's disappointed. But I'm like, just fucking wait right
there was like tell her how good it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Is Throne of Glass.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I prefer Akatar because I prefer the romance but Throne
of Glass is an incredible series, but it does take
a lot longer to get into that romance vibe. Is
that I think I crave that more than you because
I don't have as much of it in my Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Find then you shouldn't be crazy, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I prefer Akata through and through. I do like the
more than Throne of Glass. But Throne of Glass is
a very well renowned, much loved series, and it's like
that for a reason, it didn't hit for me the
way it did for Riley though.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I actually think you guys need to do a whole
partty episode dedicated to books.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I want to know do people want them?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But Fucking Ruthless Boys is about one girl and four
of these guys and they're all fucking in love with her,
and like I thought, I wouldn't like that as much,
but drag it on.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All fours Like no, no, not.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm only like halfway into the first book having these
four guys that are like fighting over this woman.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And they're all like dating them like in the school. Oh,
it's so fucking wow, that's heaven. I'm really excited to
read it. It's like I'm sad.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I didn't stop three books into Zodia to read it,
because I would have really loved it if I just
read the first couple of chapters.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I read one chapter and went.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, I want to go back to zode do I
boycott throw No Mother.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Zia Academy is life changing. It is so much that
book periods slow. I think it's a book matter, but
Tessa barely reads. Yeah, try get into books. You need
to start her out. I love with it. But are
you reading this book abuse over here by you know what? Actually, okay,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She can get back to Thrown of Glass when she
loves that world that Sarah J.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Mark. Oh, so you wanted to start doing Sarah J. Mark,
I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I was going to No, no, no, I don't think Tessa.
I think what Tesla needs is more of a fourth wing.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Vibe at the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, A lot of people don't like it. It's not
my favorite, but I do think that would be good
for Tessa. She wants something sexy and she just reads
oodiack Academy.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It starts out as like a bully romance. There's these
four guys, these two twin sisters.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They're like, okay, guys, we need buying. Everyone tell me
what academy.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's amazing that long she needs to get to it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Out of all the series I've read in the last
year and a half, well, because it's slow and there's
not that deeper and emotionally intelligence. And maybe that's why
I like showing class Moore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I the passion about these books is something else. They're
my friends, the people, the people, well, I love them,
so it's an issue.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They're my boyfriends. There my friends. I will the standards
I've set now for any man that comes into my life.
If they don't meet like these book boyfriends I have,
like they're done.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh god done, you're done anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't know if you guys care about books, So
if you didn't, I'm really sorry that dragged on for
a while. But if you do care, let me know
because we can get more into books because I've read.
I started reading a Katar when I got my boobs done,
and then I read every single night. Yeah, you were like,
then small slook drinking because I don't like reading what
I'm drinking because they can't absorb.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's yeah, I keep falling asleep. It's like a tranquilizer
to me. I like read a page and I'm like
it used to be as a.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Kid, I remember, But when you're reading these books that
you're so, you don't wonderful.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. I like five hours yesterday in the sun.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Then I just went and side how to shower, and
then just sat in the couch, read for another couple
of hours, made dinner, and read for a couple of
other hours.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ended up staying up.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So if you're a guy that's wanting, is he just
breaking into her house? Bring her a book, Bring me
a good book.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And make me some pasta so I can eat while
I ready?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Thank you? That is? That is and it's pretty simple.
I'm really craving pasta. Yeah, I'm hungry. Are you? I forgot?
We did eat today. It was about you want to dinner? Yeah?
Where Tombo din? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but want the giosa there is really good, right,
I'm going to Mason Batad.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh oh yes, you are good. Leg makes someds great.
Have you tried the Burger cheeseburger? No, I've never been.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But I was like, I'll buy for dinner because she's
helping me film something and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like, please don't order a mean, please only get a date.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Coldly encourage her esburger then no, literally, cheeseburger looks good.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Chips. No, it actually is the best.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, because I looked at that many last night and
I'm like these entrees like starters for anyone that forty bucks. Yeah,
and I like to try a bit of everything, thinking like,
how don't we share like two trees?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's grim I've.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Never say that. I would never say that. And this
will already be out by the time we've eating dinner.
I will not put limits on her. She's helping me
do something, but I but it is, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's adult money. It is I've never been and I
don't know adult money yet. Would you want to go?
I'll take it. Be open.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let's go explain, all right, guys, give us to hear
me out after you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
My lady may hemme out. Was you sound so depressed?
Do I may he me out?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
My searing out is sort of depressing, okay, but it's
real life for us. We read something the other day
and it was like someone asks chat cheput, what will
help us to live to one hundred and forty years old?
And it was to limit chronic stress that's essentially it.
You can do as much as you want, you can
eat as healthy as you want, you can exercise as
much as you want. But if you're chronically stressed, you're
not going to be able to live that long.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And that's a fucking nine to five. It's our nine
to nine to five job. Yeah, but I think a
lot of yes, definitely, nine to fives do cause stress.
So hear me out. Our job is killing us, Yeah,
not allowing us to live. Everyone your jobs because it's
killing you. What's the point in stress? We're going to die?
I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You try and find a way to earn as much
money as we can't do in the least amount of
work without trail everyone that listens to quit their fucking jobs.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, well I'm joking, y'all. No, I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But like I think, yeah, you can maybe not work
in nine to five, but if you eat like a
fucking horse every day, you're going.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To die regardless. Everything in moderation.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sure, babe, we were doing everything in moderation. Yeah, maybe
the nine to five is killing you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah. Do you want to live to one hundred and forty?
I don't. If everyone else, if I'm healthy and I've
got Riley by my side. Yes, what a Riley's death? Well,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I won't be put able leader of a chronicle stress
because we won't be working.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Put a bullet in me, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So basically try and find a way to de stress,
which is actually my main I've had two goals since
I've started seeing my psychologists. I'm like, help me manage
my stress because like the way I've been over the
last like I reckon even like six.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Months, I haven't. Yeah, I have been saying this.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I feel run around like my world is on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's like if I just sat there.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's also because you wake up and you're already in
fucking panic moment.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You're already late. She wakes up and.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
She's already late, and it's like then it's like just
wrong things around, all right. I can't I can't put
this back in the fridge. Can you do this and
ship everywhere? She can't even put a top in the
dishwasher because she's late and it's everyone else's problem. So
is there a reason why your cup of tea sits
on the bench every day for a couple of days?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I actually put most of the week in the dishwasher
for you both. You a lie.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
That is a bold face, fucking lie. We always clean
our fucking dishes. There's never anything left in the sinking.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean when you're in a rush at the end
of the night. No, in the morning, yes, but I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I always to me when I'm working from home, and
you're like, firstly, if you want to know what it's
like having Isy as a younger sister, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She will literally when we're watching when we're watching TV
or watching like a movie we're in Like the best
part of it is he pass us downstairs going, hey,
I just had a thought. I need to talk about
it right now. Yeah, you have to pause. Does she
makes you pause?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It like literally, it's just right there on the climac,
you know, she just hang on, I had a thought.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Then she came in.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mom's so over and I want you to focus on
to other people and like say, this is what I'm thinking,
try and remember it for me.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's going no.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
She literally Then she came into Riley's bedroom when we
were about to go to sleep the other night, being like, hey,
the filter has forty days.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Left on it. By the way, that you have to
change the water filter, and.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Obviously, and then one of the funnies, actually that was
actually the highlight.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I actually thought you were never.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Looked at me with like such confusion because we have
this water filter in the fridge that needs to be
changed every sixty days or something, and it gives us time.
And I go, fuck, Rightley, the water is you change
in forty days?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And it's like huh. And then she was like, anyway,
I missed you guys, how are you doing? Which was
really cute of you.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And then the third thing was whenever you're getting ice
out of the ice trail, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Breaking ball.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's instantly high cholesterol, high blood pressure and hasn't always
water on the bench after and he goes water dries,
so she never evaporates nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's not going to say twenty four hours. You're actually
highly entertaining.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Let me just say the water tray has a fucking
split in it, so the water leaks into the ice
that's already been formed, therefore melting it together as one
big bricke. What's going I get on the table a
couple of times to break the brick up so I
can add it to my Frank Green.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Okay, I love you. I' want cold water. Actually, fucking
psychopath likes me lukewarm. I do too. Oh no, now
I'm into fridge water. It's not it's like not lukewarm.
That's like just cold. No, it was lukewarm. I used
to go.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, I used to only do out of the fridge water.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's better. I no lukewarm tap water.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
So it's just normal, same like body. It's better for digestion. Apparently, Yes,
that's yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
We've always got a reason. It absolutely was. Well.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Riley now has a water filter in our fridge because
she believes that if the water that's coming out of
our taps is blocking our third.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Eye, the fluoride, it probably is bad.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And what is a third idea once it gets unblocked. Well,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's your ability to be spiritual and connect with your
intuition and receive messages and the other your higher self.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, God, you've transformed her. I have changed her. I
actually was already there, baby, she.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Was really ready to receive this information and be there
right there with me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You know what, when we're when we're involved version of us,
we're going to want to be we get everything.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We get everything.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We manifest at this point because of our connected we
are to our third eye. I feel like I'm getting
their spirits. Take a little peach out of our book.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Anyway, speaking of us manifesting and not being stressed, Riley
and I going to start twitching.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh yeah, tell us about it. We actually made the
account this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What if you called it, which I thought it was
going to be like scissor sisters or something.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
See you put it on us. We're not that bad,
all right. No, it's Riley and.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Tessa at Riley in Tesla on Twitch.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Y'all support us so we can live to one hundred
and forty can I asked how one earns money from Twitch.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can just from subscribers from right, so they subscribe
and they're paying.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yep per month. They pay amount you when you subscribe.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Does that mean you then have access to videos and
say you don't subscribe you don't or is it like
a YouTube subscribe where you then just see the videos
in your feed because you've like subscribed to someone.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
See they're not too much.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, it's like you get more access to videos. I'm
pretty sure, like a bit of a Patreon thing. With yeah,
I think it's like that, but you know what, Yeah,
you can also get money from there's like three different
ways page like.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Pay perviews, in ads that are in your streams, like
in YouTube.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, and then people can actually just give you money. Yeah,
if you feel like gifted money, that's gifting money is crazy. Yeah,
people like I don't know, you know, I get like
if they're like a really, like, would you do if
I deposited six thousand dollars in account right now?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Dude? That's and I never applus No, that's like, yeah,
that's just scammed. That's scamming. But I'd be like no, no, no,
but please do.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
There are guys that have reached out that have genuine
just kicks of being a pay pig they call.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I would absolutely send photos of how people get wet
feet of what finished the sentence like feet picks things,
because like I would, people would not be interested in
your feet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm telling you right, hey, is.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He I've thought about this, and I've thought about how
my feet looked about that.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Not bad feet, No, They're they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Do not say that they're the kind of feet like I.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Got my toes down the other day.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh my god, I'm not like a big person for
getting my toes done, because like, no one really sees them,
especially in winter. I just have never really been someone
that I always get my nails done, always toes no
lects them quite frankly. My friend Georgie, there was a
photo from Jackie Alexander's event her cat the label Batchel
(18:09):
the Red Event, and I was wearing open toad shoes
and to be I actually had had my toes done
in that photo, but it was ugly light pink color
that practically looks like skin, and when I got it,
I was paler, so it didn't look as anyway. Georgie
zooms in on my toes finds and I don't know
how she found the photo and goes, you earn far
too much money and to have your feet looking like this.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
The photo was horrendous and I think it changed comment.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, since then I needed to hear it because now
my feet, I think my feet look great.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I would happily have them out.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Molly Cook once I said, she loves my feet, she
thinks they're really cute.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She can pay me, Molly, Yeah, she can pay you
for foot picks.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But if someone has a hook up to get me
someone that wants feet picks, So I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'd actually be interested to know if anyone pay for it, Like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No, but it's like why not. It's like it's not
like you're like showing your boobs.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Look, it's a hack. It is a hack. I've considered it.
I think every girls I just never followed would you
ever send? No, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
What do you think I'm gonna say any sort of
photos of myself? No money, no, no, not judging anyone
that does. But no, I wouldn't. But that's not what
I'm going to say. You know, I think it's made
me more. I remember being an orange is than you black,
where people like sends used underwear to that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Would you Oh, I have considered it. That makes me
a bit unreliable.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'd considered very, very briefly thought about it over feet
picks or see.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, I'm a sexual person. I'm feeling uncomfortable, like thinking
about Mike up.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You're bad to wear them for like a longer amount
and go for Yeah, I like that's just like, but
if I have to go for i'd rather I don't
want to go for a run at all.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not going for a run. You're going to charge
extra for that? Yeah? Fuck? How long do I have
to run? One hundred meters? It's just about all I
can do. I think.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I think ideally I'd love to be like that bitch
that's like, yeah, I do it, But if I had
to actually sit and go through the process, I'd feel
really picked out about myself and I'd go to sleep
thinking is that the kind of person?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The kind of person that I wanted? Am I being
the best version of myself? Probably? Not?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Now are those days when I look at like, like,
there's a chick what's her name? Her name on TikTok's
like Bluey Kayla Jada we.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Were talking about talking about I think I think she's
full service sex worker.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, what a hack? Only fans, not full service scorers.
That's not a service sex you hack.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't know. That's the long.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I was just saying, I see how much money shows.
But then I look at like only fans, and I'm like,
there are these girls in fucking America, Like there was
what's her fucking name?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You might know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
She's in the bop hower Sophie Rain, and she's like
how much journalist one fifty million dollars. I'm like, this
girl does only fans and I don't even think she's
she's quite young. She does she does have sex with
people in videos. Oh so she's doing pooras Yeah, well
that's yeah different. But I'm like Anaple funding out how
much money Annaple earned?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Still boke Aniple? Do you know what she does on
only fans? Becauseini Photos does inside her she does.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You have to you have to you subscribe and you
pay more money and you get to see more. Oh right,
I think if you do minimum. I've looked into it. Look,
I was fucking I was like, what is this girl doing?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I needed to know? Oh did you see it?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I don't actually think I ever ended up doing it,
but I looked into it. I would watch it, but
I never did. I'd admit to it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I would admit to it. This is a house I
have downloaded only fans.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I downloaded it for one person to see one
person things and her fucking name.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Do they know who you are? No?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Because I was going to say, apparently they can see
who's no total like American.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Okay, way they can't. They can see who's purchased their content, Like, so,
let's say you've watched LAS was that my account? It'll
come up on their lists showing that you've watched that's
fucking that's fine.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Pay Yeah, So like that, I feel like something like
that should be more like only fans should have more
of a privacy barrier where you're not truly the account
that you make wouldn't be linked to yourself if you're
doing it like secretly true maybe.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Tessa, what's to hear me out? Okay,
my hear me out is not sexual? Thank you for
those listening and looking at the starts. Ah.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Mine is that if you are not competitive, it means
you know you're a loser. Okay, So if I'm competing
with you in something, you're like, oh no, I'm not
competitive because you know you can't.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You know you're gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yes, that's mine, So you might as well just play
it up and say, oh no, no, I'm not a
competitive person. At the blow of the last I was
going to bowling with you. You I know I'm going
to lose. So there is not a single part of
me that's excited or gat up or like yeah, but
because I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, you probably are better at bowling. You're not hilarious.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I told Izzy that you're either good in bed or
good at bowling.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I got a strike in this video and she was
like capturing it. You're either good in bed or good
at bowling. And I was like, I'm not fucking doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm not good at bowling, ye like, but I was
really good that day.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I think I'm better at things when I drink, more
like as in beer pong and bowling.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, you get better at drinks. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I get really good at fucking pool when I'm drunk. No,
really good. That's why I can't even hold a pool cue.
But I am really good at beer pong because.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I like competitive people, Like I like people who are
going to give me a bit of a run or
making it exciting.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Tis that built competitiveness into you the growing up, like
you just don't have. We always did a lot of
sports our parents, Like, you know, we were competitive people
growing up, and it's definitely still in us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But then sometimes I think we take it is the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Okay, competitive, be competitive in a sport or something. Don't
be competitive and fucking monopoly. It's luck. Do you know
what I mean like she throws her across the board,
she quicks more, the game finishes, and every single thing
will be playing a game family game night during fucking
COVID and this bitch quick.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's a an eck. You can't be so bad. It
may change. It's been a while. Let's play, let's play.
Let's let's not monopoly boring. We can pick something more fun. Yeah,
but you're gonna quit if you think you're gonna lose.
That's what she does. Would I would? She doesn't like.
But then what you don't realize is you quitting you
lost anyway. You just don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Actually, it's like breaking up with some before they break
up with you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, I don't know. That's not these aren't. That's not
that these guys they're not. But I don't. I don't
possess it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's do you know what my brother does to make
it look less like a sure loser? He'll he'll get
up and pretend to knock it with his knee and
just smack everything and be like, don't.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Give her any idea ever, really this idea? Yeah, there
you go. So if we ever do this, wait, are
you really losing?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like thesaurus Oh my god, it's the saurus.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's it's your worst quality, is it? There's nothing else
that's bad. I'm learning a lot here and I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I think let's play something. Oh, I was gonna say
something that's like a two play game. We can't do that.
If we're on teams.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Would you still lose it if we lost one on one?
Is different to Okay, she doesn't like losing to me,
and she always does. What if we all? What if?
What if your sister and mum and pickleball? I'm not verse.
Mum actually has some training up. That's what I'm saying.
You and your mom versus not.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good with hand eye coordination, and it's surprisingly great with
way over my fucking head.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No idea. We could run a race you, honey. I
think all you could beat me now seeing my fucking thighs.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Dude, I am a good run god not a really
good sprinter.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Incredible, So for you, we will run? Guys? Can we
these podcasts? We need to bring it on the track.
We're doing a live one hundred meters sprint, you and
I ten years on me? When what that's even worse?
I'm not in my prime. I'm not in my peak.
I like going down. You are, so you've got to
do it? Baby? Now, oh here we go losing.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
To win Tesla and I will go against you or
we can all run. I am competing for second place.
What's like a good time? If you don't win, you'll
just stop running. You can be stopping, You'll slowly stop
running and go.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Can't we bother? Fucking see? What's the good? Are you
like really that confident far out? What? What's on the line?
People give you? What are we going to do? We're
gonna stream this on twitch. We're going to make this
an event.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yes, one hundred meters is all I'm doing course and
Twitch's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You need to get feed.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Up one hundred meters sprint, one hundred meters springs that
you can do some hurdles too.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Used to be really good at We're not we both
miss would always I used to be greater? What what
Wehre's both? What about me? Sho?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I used to be really good at triple jump, which
is surprising because I haven't really sure.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm good at high time, I'm good at long JOm.
Let's do a full track and field of bend but no,
thank you. Yes, I do it. Shot Put was my
my jam.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I wasn't good at that, so okay, but I'll give
you one win, so we'll do shot put for you.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay. Done.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
This is like I'm not kidding. I'm gonna organ getting this.
We're not allowed to wear spikes.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
We need rules. No spikes have spikes. Wasn't that good? No?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well that rocks up to day with fucking spikes and
not so.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
If you're not that good, hun, I think I've got
you covered.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You were spikes. Yeah, no, I'm scared now never mind canceled. No,
I still feel like I can do it. Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I love this. See this is a competitiveness. I want.
I need this in my life. I'm like, yes, exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, I've got a good shot.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, Well there's my hear me out, and I'm
happy you're playing balls out. I'll beat you in one
hundred minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Bran, hear me out. You can eat your words and
get me out. I'm gonna come second, you'll come third,
I'll come second.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I don't know who's going to lose. It ain't gonna
be me.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh my god, I love this competitive. Actually take us
to Coachella, will sprint.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
They from Australia.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You don't even need to pay for us to a flight.
We'll just run first to get drunk. Coach loses, you
would come. You would get drunk first.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I would get drunk first.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Last man's standing would be busy and not in a
good way.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Do you have an alter ego name? No? Actually I
have to give them one. Do you need to come
up with an alo? That means I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
It's not that hectic of an alter ego? There is,
there is no, but it's never been. Yes, you say
that now, But if it was bad and it was
going on for a while, like you would have given
me an alter ego name a long time ago and
you haven't. Well, it's if that's what you're basic, meaning
like you got one, my friends got one. Marie is
a fun alter ego. Marie is not like Marie is
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my middle name? You have like a you have a
drunk alter ego?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, what's it called? She's giving it to Joe to
the side. Yes, I fucking do.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You don't because we call it you and she's never
coming out again. Jojog out anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I would love that. We'll go to all right, So.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We got you guys to send in some submissions about
like crazy neighbors, nosy neighbors. I feel like neighbors are
a big point of contention for a lot of people.
We actually currently have neighbors in our building that do
not like us at all. They are a lesbian couple,
of which we thought you would have some sort of
fucking alliance with them.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know that they don't know that. But we
walk past then other.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Day we should have should kissed, we shoulds but so
they just I don't know why they hate us. Riley
and I have this big heavy feeling that we're like
the what are we? What do we call ourselves within
the building? Like the runs of then that no one
really likes us, and like we'll be putting our own
recycling into our own recycling bin and we have to
like sneakily.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I didn't do it because we're not going to crush
the box up the way we should.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's like it's our bin, so who cares you also
use their bins only when ours is full?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What I did, let's not admit to that.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Another reason that they can hate me, and it's so fair,
Oh god, we have this bin in the laundry, don't
spoil it before I get to the punchline. We have
a bin in our laundry where we put all of
our empty cat food packets because we feed the cats
morning and night, and we also put the PreO bags
in there.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
When there because you actual clean up the.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Litter, and then Busy leaves the bin open.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's a thing that she does, and she's welcome for
feeding your cats.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
She does it with the drawers in the in the
kitchen and she leaves the bin open. It's just something
she does and it doesn't usually bother me that much anyway.
It doesn't seem like I get home, I clean out
the bin in the laundry, Maggot.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's your job.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's your cat food. Maggat cat everywhere else. Stench that
overwhelmed me. I was like, I was gagging. I was
could not do this. I was like, how the fuck
am I going to do this? And I decided, I'm
bringing the whole bin down and bringing the whole bin
outside and all, and I'm going to tick a little
bit in the bin.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And I just thought, do I want this in my bin? No?
So I put in someone else's bin. But you didn't
put it in their bin pulled.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I could have been their bin. I wasn't paying attention.
I just kicked it at random, and I was like,
this is your problem. That's a bit rude.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
But I did pick a bin that wasn't empty so
that the maggots wouldn't go to the bottom of the bin.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Is this incriminating? I feel like it is. But they
did leave.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We like unpacked a table or something, and there was
like a bit of a wooden box that had like
nails sticking out of it, and we were waiting to
put it to like hard rubb you know what. Actually
it's still sitting down stairs next to the cage there.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
We were planning undering something with it, but we put
it next to our door to remind us it's there
and to bring it downstairs whenever we had a chance
and ideally put it in our bins.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yes, but because it's got these like nails actually sticking
out of it, literally dozens of week can't really pull
it without potentially hurting ourselves. So we kind of just
left it there for maybe a day. A couple of
days we walk out of the house. The next morning,
it is directly in front of our door, nails and
all I'm like, I could have walked that, and now
he hit myselves with nails.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Did you know that the mafia used to put a
dead horse's head in someone's bed to be like your
next It's like.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What they were doing. They let you guys, They're like,
and we not come them to see. This is so
funny that like, I've only had like good experiences with neighbors,
and I had a hot neighbor, hot guy neighbor that
used to cause me issues in the past with partners
issue because he was like the typical hot neighbor may
be with the guy and you'd be like, oh, fuck
with my neighbor.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And no her guys would be insecure of the hot neighbor.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh even even all past people would insecure about it
because he'd like, help bring my bins in, will be
like or be like, oh, there was a package outside
your house one time. I actually think this is pretty
like pushing the boundaries. He you know how sometimes when
you get a package, your numbers on the package. He
took my package, brought it to his for some weird reason,
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and then texted me.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Some same reason. I think we know the reason, saying, hey, Test,
just letting you know I've got your package.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I don't think it's and I got in with an
I thought you had something going.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I never, I literally have never said more than high
and bye to the guy. He's moved out. Now he's gone. Mind.
You used to have girlfriends that they literally screaming match
in the straight over it like everything.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It was like a whole thing. Anyway, he was lovely
to me, but yeah, that was my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
The story.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Well, at least he was hot and nice to me.
All Right, guys, we're losing a soldier man down.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I would love to sit and talk more about the girl's.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Got to get back to a stress on nine to five.
Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, but I'd love to see you again soon on
here and thank you for having me, Sissy. I love
you and see you on the track.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Bitch enjoyed doja Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Fuck all right, Riley and I will get into the stories.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Oh babe, this is traumatic lock in love the party.
By the way, you're so amazing reading these out and
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
She always goes shout the fuck up. Thank you anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
So my neighbor had been my neighbor since I was
about seven, and at this stage I'm fifteen. I'm about
to get into the shower and my mom and stepdad
come banging on the bathroom door, freaking the fuck out,
asking me if I know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I was so confused at the point in time.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was a fucking Wi Fi camera attached to a
spray painted black metal pole that he had placed on
the fence facing into the bathroom window. The window was
open and there was still a fly screen, and where
he had it facing he could see the reflection in
the mirror, so we could see me getting undressed and
getting in and out of the shower. That Actually, I
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try and wonder, like what would like mum or dad
do in a setting like that? And I'm like, go, wait, okay,
so sorry, how do they know that it was? That
person is coming from the side of his fence. He's
got up facing into them. You'd take photos of it, yeah,
but like my mom or dad would like run the
fuck over, would yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Fuck yeah. I don't get angry that much.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I can't know I could see him getting angry about
something like that. Yeah, fucking he does care about us? Duh,
he doesn't care about us a lot. Yeah, no, they would,
they would go ape.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's crazy, horrifying. I know the police were called and
he denied it. Why is it there? Then the next
day he went into the police station and admitted that
it was him and that I.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Was his target. What the fuck? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good on him for owning up and shit, But like,
why has he done that? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Like? Why has he gone in a mid like it
was me? Because it could have.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I think it's always better to admit you've done it
than to them find it out later.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Still, to this day, I'm traumatized and I feel so violated.
I'm so curious as to why he admitted it, Like
he was hiding more stuff and didn't want the police
to find out. Maybe who knows, but yeah, pretty much
lived next to a pedophile.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yuck. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Number two, My neighbor was an X barky and crack addict.
We always heard him yelling and going off at ups
a fucking looping nothing.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't know why. I love seeing that written out.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
People coming and going at ungodly hours and cop cars
frequently visiting. One of my favorites is when he chopped
his finger off in front of my mum.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Do you always hear, you know, whenever someone talks about
the stuff, they're like, oh, you know, a finger isn't
as easy to butt off as a carrot, but you
just don't have their like will to do it. Yes,
I know every I used to have this joke with
someone where we were like, every time someone fucking brings
that up.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Like it's the first time anyone heard it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, but I didn't do that just and I said,
everyone you know that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It is the It's like everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, I know that, which is why I said, you
know how everyone knows this? Like I just don't know
that everyone knows That's what it was giving like this
was new information.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I didn't say it like that. And whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
We have a small tree on the fence line that
sits between both of our houses.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
My mum pulled into the driveway and he was trimming
the truth. What. I just can't believe that just happened.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I literally said, you know how everyone knows this and
people always.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Bring this up? Is how I word.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It doesn't matter, you still brought it up as if
it was new in f I fucking didn't know you did.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And it's fine. I just all, all, I know this.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It is fine, and thanks. I know this now, and
that's just why I'm laughing. I'm like, wow, you just
did that.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I didn't. Okay, Well, let's move on.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Can we rewind the tapes? Because I literally said that
everyone knows. It doesn't matter how you worded it. What
matters is that you said it. That's what matters. Even
if I.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Taught one person out there a new thing, you.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Definitely haven't taught anyone, all right, unless it's a newborn
baby listening to this podcast. Did you know that babies
can't drink water? Because I didn't until very recently, and
I'm wondering, like, how did you know that? Okay, I'm
just thinking like, yeah, for some reason, I know that
I wouldn't have known that un till really recently. Yeah,
definitely new information till some people. Yeah, you can't feed
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baby's water. He sucked, I say for myself, just and
I mumbled into the driveway and he was trimming the tree.
She acknowledged his existence, but he continued to chat. Next thing,
you know, he's thrown his arms in the air and
chopped his finger off with the chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
He starts screaming and swearing because it all happens so fast,
and she thought he was having a manic episode until
the blood starts running down his arm. He made Mum
pick up the end of his finger, put it in
a SnapLock bag and freeze it because he thought the
hospital could sell.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It back on. They definitely fucking couldn't.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I don't know what I would like seeing like, I
don't know how I used to want to be a
fucking paramedic, Like, I don't think I could see like
that would probably be just scratching the surface of the
chopped finger is fucking chanceplat for a paramedic. Okay, this
isn't my neighbor but my aunties, but I spent a
lot of time then. Her neighbor, let's call him Steve,
lived next to her for years and they were friends.
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They'd chat over the fence from time to time. He's
a middle aged man, no wife, some kids he doesn't see,
and a big ass house. It all started in twenty
sixteen when my nan passed away. So we had a
bonfire and remembrance of her because she lives on the property.
We were grieving, and I look into his house and
I can clearly see him on his phone, like the
ones connected to the house, staring at me, and I
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didn't think anything of it. Next minute, fire trucks and
firefighters are running through the house with hoses. I knew
straightway that it was him who called. After that, nothing happened.
They still talked because I was only nine and no
one believed me. She would have been like, he fucking
called the firefighter, Like you don't call the firefighters on
someone's fucking memorial bonfire, you know, the disrespect. Years past,
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my auntie got a new rock Whiler puppy. Steve then
gets two rot Wviilers the exact same and I thought,
oh cute.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
He obviously liked ours.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
But then my Auntie's dog grew up and Steve started
feeding her bones through the fence. My auntie and uncle
asked him to stop, they didn't want bones around the kids,
but the dog started jumping Steve's fence to get the
bones and play with his dogs. Steve cracked it fair,
but it was his own fault. He then threatened to
kill the dog. It came back, some people me who
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learned the relax and that was it for my Auntie.
Months later, they get a letter in the mailbox demanding
ten thousand dollars to fix the fence. They ignored it, like,
I'm not paying for my dog. Like, my dog broke
your fence because you kept feeding it and it wanted
to do you know what I mean? Like, I feel
like that's she can maybe pay half. She should offer
to pay something half, but like, don't feed my dog
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and expect it not to like want to come back
and get more.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, they can split it. Yeah, they can split it,
even Stevens Stephen.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, I know it's didn't That's why I laughed at
the beginning. I just think that's not something most people
really say these days. Anyway, they obviously ignored it. And
then my auntie sees attractor in her paddock. Where are
these people living? The fence between the houses have been
pulled down. She goes there and tells the fences she
did not give consent and she will not be paying,
and he goes ahead anyway, Sorry, what Steve gets the
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fence between their properties ripped down?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
She doesn't want to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
She didn't consent to that make sense, even Stevens, even
Stephen Stevens. Then she gets another invoice and another threat
letter stuck to her door, saying that if they didn't pay,
they don't know what will happen.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It escalated.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Steve wrote letters to my uncle's workplace boss, accusing him
of abusing animals and throwing rocks at his shed. No
one knew how Steve knew where my uncle worked and
it was a new job.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Did he follow him? No clue.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Then he started gifting the kids things that's fucking inappropriate,
like dropping a brand new pink bike over the fence.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
So fucking creepy. I'd be in love with Steve. I
would love this man.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Then a big letter comes with photos of his shed
floor saying water from their backyard cracked it and he
wanted fifteen thousand dollars. More letters came, some pretending to
be from a lawyer but couldn't spell. Maybe Steve needs
to learn to spell before he makes threats. He even
wrote a letter saying, my auntie sent a blonde man
to stalk him.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
We don't even know a blonde man. Surely you know
a blonde man, just one at list one.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Eventually, the threats got so bad that my auntie got
a restraining order.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
The gludge, the gludge, the judge, the gludge. I'm sorry, guys,
I'm in a Friday moon.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
The judge clearly saw something was wrong and granted it,
and they got home relieved. And then there's Steve wandering
around their backyard starting cutting down trees and taking photos
of us. Then his house goes up for sale and
the real estate agent calls my auntie to asking about him,
and my auntie just says stay away. Turns out inside
the house, Oh my god, there was a giant tart
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with hundreds of bones on it. He pulled a machete
out of his couch cushion and showed her where he
hid it. Said he worked for NASA and the police
and they gave and they have him on the dark web.
The house didn't sell, so he harassed the real estate
agent and then sued her. And that's the end of
the nightmare years of chaos. I wonder if I love
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how like every time people are fucked it, they're like,
I worked for NASA, I work for an ass on,
Like the sneakiest fucking thing that you can do. I
think I forgot an important part of that. Where were
the bones? Where were the bones in the top.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
In his house? He's his house, see his tycho.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna hand this over to you to
read the next story because my Friday moon's really taking
over and I need to have the stories read.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Okay, okay, this one is actually insane. I live in
a not so nice area in a sharehouse with my
boyfriend and a few of his friends.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
This happened about a year ago.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
One of my roommates works five FO which is fly
and fly out, and I was between jobs context for
while I was home. My roommate, let's call him Dylan,
says by because he's about to drive to the airport
to fly out for work. I hear his car running
for a while and think, hm, weird. Then I hear
yelling and screaming and crying for reference his cars at
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the front of the house. I look out the front
and a half naked man is holding a brick threatening
my roommate's car window. Because this lady had jumped into
Dylan's car while he was letting it warm up. She
was butt naked. Honestly, in her defense, she was trying
to escape this clearly aggressive man. Dylan and I lock
eyes hard and think, fuck sakes, I call the police
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because my first thought as well, fox sake, here we
go again, the half naked Sorry they call the police
because duh. And then my call gets intercepted by another
call from my now current job saying I got the job.
Then the half naked man starts threatening the house because
he saw me on the phone, assuming I called the police,
which she did. Fair detectives were at our house all day.
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Kind of a sad story, to be honest, but honestly
so insane. No one was hurt either. My roommate Dylan
de escalated.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Really well, that's really sad. It's kind of really scary.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
She was escaping this man with a brick and jumped
into Dylan's car for protection. Got Dylan, go Dylan, Okay, sisters,
you know you I think is fuck hilarious.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Just by the way, James Charles, is that who you're about?
Benito Skinner? Oh and you say.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Hey, sisters, and you think that's going to lead into
James Charles. No, no, no, oh no, I don't like
James Charles. I'm this These people are fucking hilarious, and
I actually think you'd find them in Overcompensating the TV show.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And his.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Best friend what's her name, Mary Beth Burone, they are
fucking hilarious. I'm gonna send you this video there but
she's a comedian. Yeah, and they're just so fucking funny,
And there's like few Actually I always lead with that,
and it's like I was about to say a few
worse feelings, but like I can't keep leading with that
because there's a lot of worse feelings.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
And one of you. You just said that a lot,
and I hate it.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
It's like there's nothing worse. Then, It's like there's a lot.
There's a lot worse.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
When you show someone a video that you think is
like really funny and they're like, don't even crack a smile,
and it like makes you really upset. Yeah, that happens
all the time, it does, doesn't it one of my No, Actually,
then there's a few better feelings than when you said yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
But I think one of my ever friends videos was
they're like, yeah, I know the Hamilton Hambleton.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Ones, and you found them funny. I did find them funny,
but I think not as funny as you do. I
watch them like four days on end and just like
every single time, like I go, rewatch it. Oh my god.
Another okay, just another thing, little hear me out. Actually, okay,
I've always said this.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
People post on their Instagram being like, hey, who wants
to rent my room in London for this four day period?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh that's fucking stupid. No one, No one wants to.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Sleep in your bed for your room for these specific
four days in a random suburb in London. Yeah no,
I know, like unless you're giving it to me for
a month and then maybe.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
But I'm like, yeah, no, it's ridiculous. I'm not dying over.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
But no one wants to sublet your bedroom from the
twenty six to the twenty ninth of November.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It's so twenty n they fucking do. That's the read.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
That's what they do. That's crazy. It's absurd. I get
it sometimes, Like I think if it's like a two
week period, even in Australia, like I noticed someone was
like anyone willing to dog sit over like the Christmas
New Year's period and want a place in Gold Coast
like that it's a nice house and like you might
want to go down actually days, but I'm like, sublet
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your room, meaning I'm moving in with random people for
three on the other side of the world. If I'm
good my bedroom from the twenty sixth stream I.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Was living there, Like what the fuck? I know that's
what people do.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's definitely and I'm like, no one wants to sleep
and you're common in London and stuff, I'd say, But
I'm like, unless you're going to be giving these people,
I'd say at least two weeks where someone might be
able to go over there and make like a two
week out of it. Now six stream after, I remember,
can you send me that?
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Who was that? Oh? No, Cassie, Sorry, Cassie just sent
it to me.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
It's a TikTok where where the thing is no one
wants to sublet your room from anyway. I know that
obviously for the back end of this year and even
just this first season.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
To hear me out, I've had a lot of.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Friends, my sibling I was gonna say siblings, but Casey
has not made an appearance, just people.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I feel like I was trying to get into the
swing of things and getting comfortable, you know, doing it
on my own, but definitely in next season, which will
be next year. I do want to be having more
the different guests, you know, sort of bigger people, people
from different walks of life, people with really bigger stories,
more interesting people than you anyway, So I want to
know if you guys could maybe drop a couple suggestions
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I think will open a question box at some point
just so.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
And if you want me to come back, Yeah, for
RILEYLL definitely come back. I do like having you as
a semi regular guest semi and I would love, though, however,
to be having different people on there now that I've
kind of gotten more comfortable with everything, so thank you
for being patient and letting me get there. But yeah,
I definitely want to broaden things. I still long ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Okay, we're in a funny energy right now. Riley and
I we've been fighting a lot more than we tend
to normally fight.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
She locally hates me. Hike Hike. Where's that song? Loki?
Maybe Hike have been people and You're like, oh, I
don't know, it's sneaky minaj.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Anyway, We're gonna go and not talk for another twenty
four hours. But we love you all so much and
I will see you next week Byey
Well, there's my hear me Out, and I'm happy you're
playing balls out. I'll beat you in one hundred minutes.
Bran hear me Out. You're gonna eat your words and
get me out. I'm gonna come second.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
All right, guys, welcome back to hear Me Out. We
have two very special guests today. I bet you can
guess three deep voices. No one's gonna know who's talking today.
Everyone's been saying Testa and I sound the same. People
already say we sound the same, Yeah, but like I
(00:28):
feel like they're novous on what we say. You know,
who's the funniest, Scobie Raley something weird and sexual?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Tessa?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, And then what did I just say? I'm like,
stop pinning me out to be this sexual. I'm not readit.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
She was just telling me actually, yeah, because you were
like saying, how stop saying sexual things in front of
me about my sister. And then everyone's like, Tessa does
too much with the sexual stuff. Ah, right, But you
know what, it's it's different for us.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But I've met Tessa's family and I'm pg is exactly
the same, if no more chill than those motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, Like if you're you're if.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm having a conversation with Tessa and her dad the
whole time, I'm like, what the fuck's Yeah, it's just
how she was raised, what you can do, and it
is what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I wouldn't, but the girls are all old up. They're
going to dojer dolja baby. That's so fucking exciting. I know.
I can't saw her at Coachell. How good was she
at Coachella?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Side note, bring us to fucking coach Ella. I don't
want to get it, get it out there. Yeah, we
want to go to Coachella. We think we would be.
I want to go all together, so fun together. Sissy's
on tour, and then you can bring some other people
to like and we play well with others. Yeah, we're
plugging ourselves. And if you're a brand and you're going
to Coachella, please consider us. Yeah, we're putting in our
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applications when the last two years, obviously you've never been. Yeah, right, see,
take Riley, she has to go.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If I have to go, we don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You can't take my sister and not me, I'm sorry.
And you can't take Riley and not her girlfriends. So
it's like take everyone. Yea, I go, but yeah, Coachella
is fucking hectic, but I feel like it will be
so different having a family member there almost because it's
like a bit more settling, and then have it like
because it is almost an anxious thing.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Like festivals are fucking stressful, so it's hectic, especially stressful
all the time. Cochela is not just the festival.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You're going to after parties that might be like thirty
tow an hour in a different direction. You want to go,
and you want to go, so you're like moving constantly.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Like you miss an after party.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then everyone's fucking seeing Rhianna walking around, you know
what I mean, Like you have to go to everything.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I miss j B.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Actually, here's a celebrity that we would all we get
to meet one celebrity. We're talking like people that are performing.
It would be just a meeber. I'd want not beople
that are performing, just in general. Harry Sales.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mine was Kim Kardashian already met her. Oh, the Kardashians
would be Kylie Jenner. I do love Kyl would be
next one is probably Tom Holland. I'd rather meet a guy.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'd rather meet a guy you never know he might
fall in love with, so maybe for the sake of
it being a guy that could end up going, Wow,
she's cute.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Let's pick a single man, okay than Harry Stars Harry Stars. No,
maybe he's getting bit old for me.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Jacob e Lordie is seeing a new girl now, actually,
so maybe not him.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's handsome, he's very too soon, mate. Do you know
they're calling it Jacob Elordi Gate. We've got and Jacob
tell them, why tell them everything? But they know it
was started from Jacob e Lordi and they also call
it birthday Gate.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But Riley and Tessa went on live the other day
and explained why they had a little sort of issue
Riley's birthday, and it did start stem from a comment
about Jajacob Lordie and I didn't know that the people
knew that, so I'm sorry I said that that was
just so oh.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, no, it's actually hilarious. So we wouldn't want to
meet Jake, No, you can, no, I think we would.
I actually think.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I actually think if you ended up with Jacob Eldi,
this would be a really full circle moment from us.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So maybe yeh, yeah, it would be helpful for you. Guys.
If I ended up with Jacob, would we'd really be
able to work through this?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, if you did so, I think Jacob helped help
some girls out. We need you, we need you. Going
with two lesbians in relationship would be great.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I get all the hi wing woman the ship out
of you. Yeah, you actually would, and you do.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
But sometimes you need to start taking notes on what
I actually find it trying.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, guy, it was one, so it wasn't our fault.
I would say that was on. That was on Chrissy.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, well we were talking about another time. Maybe there's
been two times.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah there has another time in the toilet. Oh there's
been three.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But she's just gone up and fucking started. You know,
you were encouraging of that that I wasn't. You actually
pointed them out and said like, yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
So I did. That's that was the you thing. I'm
gonna say.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, well, I just need to get my head screwed
on a bit more, figure out what my type is.
But you always said you see me with a dark head.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, like wavy, kind of not not full curls like wavy,
and then said that or really like dark hair like
Zayden Zayden Rielsen from Fourth Wing. Yeah, that'd be lovely. Yes,
I was in my book.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We I do have a couple of girls asking about
like talking about books I did. I got so many
comments from tests when I went live on asking me
questions about books. Yeah, so I want to I just
know whether that's something you guys would want to hear,
because like we are very bookie. I'm like fantasy books,
fantasy romance. I've just started Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac,
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which is the prequel series of Academy and Holy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Fun preach it. I'm not reading it first.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You're not reading it first, but it's like it stops
your reading between.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
But it is a prequel.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's set five years before, but there's four Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is this sex in your book?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Can I show you coming from the I need to
know because Riley started making me read a book that's
got no sex.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
This is a sexual book.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well then she's talking I'm making Red Throne of Glass
and she's disappointed. But I'm like, just fucking wait right
there was like tell her how good it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Is Throne of Glass.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I prefer Akatar because I prefer the romance but Throne
of Glass is an incredible series, but it does take
a lot longer to get into that romance vibe. Is
that I think I crave that more than you because
I don't have as much of it in my Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Find then you shouldn't be crazy, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I prefer Akata through and through. I do like the
more than Throne of Glass. But Throne of Glass is
a very well renowned, much loved series, and it's like
that for a reason, it didn't hit for me the
way it did for Riley though.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I actually think you guys need to do a whole
partty episode dedicated to books.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I want to know do people want them?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But Fucking Ruthless Boys is about one girl and four
of these guys and they're all fucking in love with her,
and like I thought, I wouldn't like that as much,
but drag it on.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
All fours Like no, no, not.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm only like halfway into the first book having these
four guys that are like fighting over this woman.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And they're all like dating them like in the school. Oh,
it's so fucking wow, that's heaven. I'm really excited to
read it. It's like I'm sad.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I didn't stop three books into Zodia to read it,
because I would have really loved it if I just
read the first couple of chapters.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I read one chapter and went.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, I want to go back to zode do I
boycott throw No Mother.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Zia Academy is life changing. It is so much that
book periods slow. I think it's a book matter, but
Tessa barely reads. Yeah, try get into books. You need
to start her out. I love with it. But are
you reading this book abuse over here by you know what? Actually, okay,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She can get back to Thrown of Glass when she
loves that world that Sarah J.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Mark. Oh, so you wanted to start doing Sarah J. Mark,
I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I was going to No, no, no, I don't think Tessa.
I think what Tesla needs is more of a fourth wing.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Vibe at the moment.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
No, A lot of people don't like it. It's not
my favorite, but I do think that would be good
for Tessa. She wants something sexy and she just reads
oodiack Academy.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It starts out as like a bully romance. There's these
four guys, these two twin sisters.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They're like, okay, guys, we need buying. Everyone tell me
what academy.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's amazing that long she needs to get to it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Out of all the series I've read in the last
year and a half, well, because it's slow and there's
not that deeper and emotionally intelligence. And maybe that's why
I like showing class Moore.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I the passion about these books is something else. They're
my friends, the people, the people, well, I love them,
so it's an issue.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
They're my boyfriends. There my friends. I will the standards
I've set now for any man that comes into my life.
If they don't meet like these book boyfriends I have,
like they're done.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh god done, you're done anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't know if you guys care about books, So
if you didn't, I'm really sorry that dragged on for
a while. But if you do care, let me know
because we can get more into books because I've read.
I started reading a Katar when I got my boobs done,
and then I read every single night. Yeah, you were like,
then small slook drinking because I don't like reading what
I'm drinking because they can't absorb.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's yeah, I keep falling asleep. It's like a tranquilizer
to me. I like read a page and I'm like
it used to be as a.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Kid, I remember, But when you're reading these books that
you're so, you don't wonderful.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah. I like five hours yesterday in the sun.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Then I just went and side how to shower, and
then just sat in the couch, read for another couple
of hours, made dinner, and read for a couple of
other hours.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ended up staying up.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
So if you're a guy that's wanting, is he just
breaking into her house? Bring her a book, Bring me
a good book.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And make me some pasta so I can eat while
I ready?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Thank you? That is? That is and it's pretty simple.
I'm really craving pasta. Yeah, I'm hungry. Are you? I forgot?
We did eat today. It was about you want to dinner? Yeah?
Where Tombo din? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but want the giosa there is really good, right,
I'm going to Mason Batad.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh oh yes, you are good. Leg makes someds great.
Have you tried the Burger cheeseburger? No, I've never been.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But I was like, I'll buy for dinner because she's
helping me film something and I'm.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like, please don't order a mean, please only get a date.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Coldly encourage her esburger then no, literally, cheeseburger looks good.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Chips. No, it actually is the best.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, because I looked at that many last night and
I'm like these entrees like starters for anyone that forty bucks. Yeah,
and I like to try a bit of everything, thinking like,
how don't we share like two trees?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's grim I've.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Never say that. I would never say that. And this
will already be out by the time we've eating dinner.
I will not put limits on her. She's helping me
do something, but I but it is, it is.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's adult money. It is I've never been and I
don't know adult money yet. Would you want to go?
I'll take it. Be open.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let's go explain, all right, guys, give us to hear
me out after you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
My lady may hemme out. Was you sound so depressed?
Do I may he me out?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
My searing out is sort of depressing, okay, but it's
real life for us. We read something the other day
and it was like someone asks chat cheput, what will
help us to live to one hundred and forty years old?
And it was to limit chronic stress that's essentially it.
You can do as much as you want, you can
eat as healthy as you want, you can exercise as
much as you want. But if you're chronically stressed, you're
not going to be able to live that long.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And that's a fucking nine to five. It's our nine
to nine to five job. Yeah, but I think a
lot of yes, definitely, nine to fives do cause stress.
So hear me out. Our job is killing us, Yeah,
not allowing us to live. Everyone your jobs because it's
killing you. What's the point in stress? We're going to die?
I don't know where.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You try and find a way to earn as much
money as we can't do in the least amount of
work without trail everyone that listens to quit their fucking jobs.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, well I'm joking, y'all. No, I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
But like I think, yeah, you can maybe not work
in nine to five, but if you eat like a
fucking horse every day, you're going.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To die regardless. Everything in moderation.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Sure, babe, we were doing everything in moderation. Yeah, maybe
the nine to five is killing you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah. Do you want to live to one hundred and forty?
I don't. If everyone else, if I'm healthy and I've
got Riley by my side. Yes, what a Riley's death? Well,
they're not.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I won't be put able leader of a chronicle stress
because we won't be working.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Put a bullet in me, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
So basically try and find a way to de stress,
which is actually my main I've had two goals since
I've started seeing my psychologists. I'm like, help me manage
my stress because like the way I've been over the
last like I reckon even like six.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Months, I haven't. Yeah, I have been saying this.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I feel run around like my world is on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's like if I just sat there.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It's also because you wake up and you're already in
fucking panic moment.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You're already late. She wakes up and.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
She's already late, and it's like then it's like just
wrong things around, all right. I can't I can't put
this back in the fridge. Can you do this and
ship everywhere? She can't even put a top in the
dishwasher because she's late and it's everyone else's problem. So
is there a reason why your cup of tea sits
on the bench every day for a couple of days?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I actually put most of the week in the dishwasher
for you both. You a lie.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
That is a bold face, fucking lie. We always clean
our fucking dishes. There's never anything left in the sinking.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean when you're in a rush at the end
of the night. No, in the morning, yes, but I mean.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I always to me when I'm working from home, and
you're like, firstly, if you want to know what it's
like having Isy as a younger sister, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She will literally when we're watching when we're watching TV
or watching like a movie we're in Like the best
part of it is he pass us downstairs going, hey,
I just had a thought. I need to talk about
it right now. Yeah, you have to pause. Does she
makes you pause?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It like literally, it's just right there on the climac,
you know, she just hang on, I had a thought.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Then she came in.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Mom's so over and I want you to focus on
to other people and like say, this is what I'm thinking,
try and remember it for me.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's going no.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
She literally Then she came into Riley's bedroom when we
were about to go to sleep the other night, being like, hey,
the filter has forty days.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Left on it. By the way, that you have to
change the water filter, and.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Obviously, and then one of the funnies, actually that was
actually the highlight.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I actually thought you were never.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Looked at me with like such confusion because we have
this water filter in the fridge that needs to be
changed every sixty days or something, and it gives us time.
And I go, fuck, Rightley, the water is you change
in forty days?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And it's like huh. And then she was like, anyway,
I missed you guys, how are you doing? Which was
really cute of you.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And then the third thing was whenever you're getting ice
out of the ice trail, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Breaking ball.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's instantly high cholesterol, high blood pressure and hasn't always
water on the bench after and he goes water dries,
so she never evaporates nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's not going to say twenty four hours. You're actually
highly entertaining.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Let me just say the water tray has a fucking
split in it, so the water leaks into the ice
that's already been formed, therefore melting it together as one
big bricke. What's going I get on the table a
couple of times to break the brick up so I
can add it to my Frank Green.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Okay, I love you. I' want cold water. Actually, fucking
psychopath likes me lukewarm. I do too. Oh no, now
I'm into fridge water. It's not it's like not lukewarm.
That's like just cold. No, it was lukewarm. I used
to go.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, I used to only do out of the fridge water.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's better. I no lukewarm tap water.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
So it's just normal, same like body. It's better for digestion. Apparently, Yes,
that's yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
We've always got a reason. It absolutely was. Well.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Riley now has a water filter in our fridge because
she believes that if the water that's coming out of
our taps is blocking our third.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Eye, the fluoride, it probably is bad.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
And what is a third idea once it gets unblocked. Well,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's your ability to be spiritual and connect with your
intuition and receive messages and the other your higher self.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, God, you've transformed her. I have changed her. I
actually was already there, baby, she.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Was really ready to receive this information and be there
right there with me.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You know what, when we're when we're involved version of us,
we're going to want to be we get everything.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We get everything.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We manifest at this point because of our connected we
are to our third eye. I feel like I'm getting
their spirits. Take a little peach out of our book.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Anyway, speaking of us manifesting and not being stressed, Riley
and I going to start twitching.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh yeah, tell us about it. We actually made the
account this morning.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What if you called it, which I thought it was
going to be like scissor sisters or something.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
See you put it on us. We're not that bad,
all right. No, it's Riley and.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Tessa at Riley in Tesla on Twitch.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Y'all support us so we can live to one hundred
and forty can I asked how one earns money from Twitch.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can just from subscribers from right, so they subscribe
and they're paying.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yep per month. They pay amount you when you subscribe.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Does that mean you then have access to videos and
say you don't subscribe you don't or is it like
a YouTube subscribe where you then just see the videos
in your feed because you've like subscribed to someone.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
See they're not too much.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, it's like you get more access to videos. I'm
pretty sure, like a bit of a Patreon thing. With yeah,
I think it's like that, but you know what, Yeah,
you can also get money from there's like three different
ways page like.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Pay perviews, in ads that are in your streams, like
in YouTube.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, and then people can actually just give you money. Yeah,
if you feel like gifted money, that's gifting money is crazy. Yeah,
people like I don't know, you know, I get like
if they're like a really, like, would you do if
I deposited six thousand dollars in account right now?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Dude? That's and I never applus No, that's like, yeah,
that's just scammed. That's scamming. But I'd be like no, no, no,
but please do.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
There are guys that have reached out that have genuine
just kicks of being a pay pig they call.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I would absolutely send photos of how people get wet
feet of what finished the sentence like feet picks things,
because like I would, people would not be interested in
your feet.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm telling you right, hey, is.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He I've thought about this, and I've thought about how
my feet looked about that.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Not bad feet, No, They're they're not.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Do not say that they're the kind of feet like I.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Got my toes down the other day.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh my god, I'm not like a big person for
getting my toes done, because like, no one really sees them,
especially in winter. I just have never really been someone
that I always get my nails done, always toes no
lects them quite frankly. My friend Georgie, there was a
photo from Jackie Alexander's event her cat the label Batchel
(18:09):
the Red Event, and I was wearing open toad shoes
and to be I actually had had my toes done
in that photo, but it was ugly light pink color
that practically looks like skin, and when I got it,
I was paler, so it didn't look as anyway. Georgie
zooms in on my toes finds and I don't know
how she found the photo and goes, you earn far
too much money and to have your feet looking like this.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
The photo was horrendous and I think it changed comment.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, since then I needed to hear it because now
my feet, I think my feet look great.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I would happily have them out.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Molly Cook once I said, she loves my feet, she
thinks they're really cute.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
She can pay me, Molly, Yeah, she can pay you
for foot picks.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
But if someone has a hook up to get me
someone that wants feet picks, So I don't believe.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I'd actually be interested to know if anyone pay for it, Like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
No, but it's like why not. It's like it's not
like you're like showing your boobs.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Look, it's a hack. It is a hack. I've considered it.
I think every girls I just never followed would you
ever send? No, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
What do you think I'm gonna say any sort of
photos of myself? No money, no, no, not judging anyone
that does. But no, I wouldn't. But that's not what
I'm going to say. You know, I think it's made
me more. I remember being an orange is than you black,
where people like sends used underwear to that.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Would you Oh, I have considered it. That makes me
a bit unreliable.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'd considered very, very briefly thought about it over feet
picks or see.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
No, I'm a sexual person. I'm feeling uncomfortable, like thinking
about Mike up.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
You're bad to wear them for like a longer amount
and go for Yeah, I like that's just like, but
if I have to go for i'd rather I don't
want to go for a run at all.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm not going for a run. You're going to charge
extra for that? Yeah? Fuck? How long do I have
to run? One hundred meters? It's just about all I
can do. I think.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I think ideally I'd love to be like that bitch
that's like, yeah, I do it, But if I had
to actually sit and go through the process, I'd feel
really picked out about myself and I'd go to sleep
thinking is that the kind of person?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The kind of person that I wanted? Am I being
the best version of myself? Probably? Not?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Now are those days when I look at like, like,
there's a chick what's her name? Her name on TikTok's
like Bluey Kayla Jada we.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Were talking about talking about I think I think she's
full service sex worker.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, what a hack? Only fans, not full service scorers.
That's not a service sex you hack.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't know. That's the long.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I was just saying, I see how much money shows.
But then I look at like only fans, and I'm like,
there are these girls in fucking America, Like there was
what's her fucking name?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
You might know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
She's in the bop hower Sophie Rain, and she's like
how much journalist one fifty million dollars. I'm like, this
girl does only fans and I don't even think she's
she's quite young. She does she does have sex with
people in videos. Oh so she's doing pooras Yeah, well
that's yeah different. But I'm like Anaple funding out how
much money Annaple earned?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Still boke Aniple? Do you know what she does on
only fans? Becauseini Photos does inside her she does.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
You have to you have to you subscribe and you
pay more money and you get to see more. Oh right,
I think if you do minimum. I've looked into it. Look,
I was fucking I was like, what is this girl doing?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I needed to know? Oh did you see it?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I don't actually think I ever ended up doing it,
but I looked into it. I would watch it, but
I never did. I'd admit to it.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I would admit to it. This is a house I
have downloaded only fans.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, I downloaded it for one person to see one
person things and her fucking name.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Do they know who you are? No?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Because I was going to say, apparently they can see
who's no total like American.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Okay, way they can't. They can see who's purchased their content, Like, so,
let's say you've watched LAS was that my account? It'll
come up on their lists showing that you've watched that's
fucking that's fine.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Pay Yeah, So like that, I feel like something like
that should be more like only fans should have more
of a privacy barrier where you're not truly the account
that you make wouldn't be linked to yourself if you're
doing it like secretly true maybe.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Tessa, what's to hear me out? Okay,
my hear me out is not sexual? Thank you for
those listening and looking at the starts. Ah.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Mine is that if you are not competitive, it means
you know you're a loser. Okay, So if I'm competing
with you in something, you're like, oh no, I'm not
competitive because you know you can't.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You know you're gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yes, that's mine, So you might as well just play
it up and say, oh no, no, I'm not a
competitive person. At the blow of the last I was
going to bowling with you. You I know I'm going
to lose. So there is not a single part of
me that's excited or gat up or like yeah, but
because I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, you probably are better at bowling. You're not hilarious.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I told Izzy that you're either good in bed or
good at bowling.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I got a strike in this video and she was
like capturing it. You're either good in bed or good
at bowling. And I was like, I'm not fucking doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm not good at bowling, ye like, but I was
really good that day.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I think I'm better at things when I drink, more
like as in beer pong and bowling.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, you get better at drinks. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I get really good at fucking pool when I'm drunk. No,
really good. That's why I can't even hold a pool cue.
But I am really good at beer pong because.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I like competitive people, Like I like people who are
going to give me a bit of a run or
making it exciting.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Tis that built competitiveness into you the growing up, like
you just don't have. We always did a lot of
sports our parents, Like, you know, we were competitive people
growing up, and it's definitely still in us.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But then sometimes I think we take it is the worst.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Okay, competitive, be competitive in a sport or something. Don't
be competitive and fucking monopoly. It's luck. Do you know
what I mean like she throws her across the board,
she quicks more, the game finishes, and every single thing
will be playing a game family game night during fucking
COVID and this bitch quick.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's a an eck. You can't be so bad. It
may change. It's been a while. Let's play, let's play.
Let's let's not monopoly boring. We can pick something more fun. Yeah,
but you're gonna quit if you think you're gonna lose.
That's what she does. Would I would? She doesn't like.
But then what you don't realize is you quitting you
lost anyway. You just don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Actually, it's like breaking up with some before they break
up with you.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
No, I don't know. That's not these aren't. That's not
that these guys they're not. But I don't. I don't
possess it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's do you know what my brother does to make
it look less like a sure loser? He'll he'll get
up and pretend to knock it with his knee and
just smack everything and be like, don't.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Give her any idea ever, really this idea? Yeah, there
you go. So if we ever do this, wait, are
you really losing?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Like thesaurus Oh my god, it's the saurus.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It's it's your worst quality, is it? There's nothing else
that's bad. I'm learning a lot here and I don't know.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I think let's play something. Oh, I was gonna say
something that's like a two play game. We can't do that.
If we're on teams.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Would you still lose it if we lost one on one?
Is different to Okay, she doesn't like losing to me,
and she always does. What if we all? What if?
What if your sister and mum and pickleball? I'm not verse.
Mum actually has some training up. That's what I'm saying.
You and your mom versus not.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good with hand eye coordination, and it's surprisingly great with
way over my fucking head.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No idea. We could run a race you, honey. I
think all you could beat me now seeing my fucking thighs.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Dude, I am a good run god not a really
good sprinter.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Incredible, So for you, we will run? Guys? Can we
these podcasts? We need to bring it on the track.
We're doing a live one hundred meters sprint, you and
I ten years on me? When what that's even worse?
I'm not in my prime. I'm not in my peak.
I like going down. You are, so you've got to
do it? Baby? Now, oh here we go losing.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
To win Tesla and I will go against you or
we can all run. I am competing for second place.
What's like a good time? If you don't win, you'll
just stop running. You can be stopping, You'll slowly stop
running and go.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Can't we bother? Fucking see? What's the good? Are you
like really that confident far out? What? What's on the line?
People give you? What are we going to do? We're
gonna stream this on twitch. We're going to make this
an event.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yes, one hundred meters is all I'm doing course and
Twitch's one hundred.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You need to get feed.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Up one hundred meters sprint, one hundred meters springs that
you can do some hurdles too.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Used to be really good at We're not we both
miss would always I used to be greater? What what
Wehre's both? What about me? Sho?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I used to be really good at triple jump, which
is surprising because I haven't really sure.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm good at high time, I'm good at long JOm.
Let's do a full track and field of bend but no,
thank you. Yes, I do it. Shot Put was my
my jam.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I wasn't good at that, so okay, but I'll give
you one win, so we'll do shot put for you.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Okay. Done.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
This is like I'm not kidding. I'm gonna organ getting this.
We're not allowed to wear spikes.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
We need rules. No spikes have spikes. Wasn't that good? No?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Well that rocks up to day with fucking spikes and
not so.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
If you're not that good, hun, I think I've got
you covered.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
You were spikes. Yeah, no, I'm scared now never mind canceled. No,
I still feel like I can do it. Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I love this. See this is a competitiveness. I want.
I need this in my life. I'm like, yes, exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, I've got a good shot.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
All right, Well there's my hear me out, and I'm
happy you're playing balls out. I'll beat you in one
hundred minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Bran, hear me out. You can eat your words and
get me out. I'm gonna come second, you'll come third,
I'll come second.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I don't know who's going to lose. It ain't gonna
be me.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh my god, I love this competitive. Actually take us
to Coachella, will sprint.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
They from Australia.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You don't even need to pay for us to a flight.
We'll just run first to get drunk. Coach loses, you
would come. You would get drunk first.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I would get drunk first.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Last man's standing would be busy and not in a
good way.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Do you have an alter ego name? No? Actually I
have to give them one. Do you need to come
up with an alo? That means I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
It's not that hectic of an alter ego? There is,
there is no, but it's never been. Yes, you say
that now, But if it was bad and it was
going on for a while, like you would have given
me an alter ego name a long time ago and
you haven't. Well, it's if that's what you're basic, meaning
like you got one, my friends got one. Marie is
a fun alter ego. Marie is not like Marie is
(28:54):
my middle name? You have like a you have a
drunk alter ego?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah, what's it called? She's giving it to Joe to
the side. Yes, I fucking do.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You don't because we call it you and she's never
coming out again. Jojog out anyway.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I would love that. We'll go to all right, So.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
We got you guys to send in some submissions about
like crazy neighbors, nosy neighbors. I feel like neighbors are
a big point of contention for a lot of people.
We actually currently have neighbors in our building that do
not like us at all. They are a lesbian couple,
of which we thought you would have some sort of
fucking alliance with them.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know that they don't know that. But we
walk past then other.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Day we should have should kissed, we shoulds but so
they just I don't know why they hate us. Riley
and I have this big heavy feeling that we're like
the what are we? What do we call ourselves within
the building? Like the runs of then that no one
really likes us, and like we'll be putting our own
recycling into our own recycling bin and we have to
like sneakily.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I didn't do it because we're not going to crush
the box up the way we should.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's like it's our bin, so who cares you also
use their bins only when ours is full?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
What I did, let's not admit to that.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Another reason that they can hate me, and it's so fair,
Oh god, we have this bin in the laundry, don't
spoil it before I get to the punchline. We have
a bin in our laundry where we put all of
our empty cat food packets because we feed the cats
morning and night, and we also put the PreO bags
in there.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
When there because you actual clean up the.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Litter, and then Busy leaves the bin open.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's a thing that she does, and she's welcome for
feeding your cats.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
She does it with the drawers in the in the
kitchen and she leaves the bin open. It's just something
she does and it doesn't usually bother me that much anyway.
It doesn't seem like I get home, I clean out
the bin in the laundry, Maggot.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's your job.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's your cat food. Maggat cat everywhere else. Stench that
overwhelmed me. I was like, I was gagging. I was
could not do this. I was like, how the fuck
am I going to do this? And I decided, I'm
bringing the whole bin down and bringing the whole bin
outside and all, and I'm going to tick a little
bit in the bin.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And I just thought, do I want this in my bin? No?
So I put in someone else's bin. But you didn't
put it in their bin pulled.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I could have been their bin. I wasn't paying attention.
I just kicked it at random, and I was like,
this is your problem. That's a bit rude.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
But I did pick a bin that wasn't empty so
that the maggots wouldn't go to the bottom of the bin.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Is this incriminating? I feel like it is. But they
did leave.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We like unpacked a table or something, and there was
like a bit of a wooden box that had like
nails sticking out of it, and we were waiting to
put it to like hard rubb you know what. Actually
it's still sitting down stairs next to the cage there.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
We were planning undering something with it, but we put
it next to our door to remind us it's there
and to bring it downstairs whenever we had a chance
and ideally put it in our bins.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yes, but because it's got these like nails actually sticking
out of it, literally dozens of week can't really pull
it without potentially hurting ourselves. So we kind of just
left it there for maybe a day. A couple of
days we walk out of the house. The next morning,
it is directly in front of our door, nails and
all I'm like, I could have walked that, and now
he hit myselves with nails.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Did you know that the mafia used to put a
dead horse's head in someone's bed to be like your
next It's like.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
What they were doing. They let you guys, They're like,
and we not come them to see. This is so
funny that like, I've only had like good experiences with neighbors,
and I had a hot neighbor, hot guy neighbor that
used to cause me issues in the past with partners
issue because he was like the typical hot neighbor may
be with the guy and you'd be like, oh, fuck
with my neighbor.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
And no her guys would be insecure of the hot neighbor.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh even even all past people would insecure about it
because he'd like, help bring my bins in, will be
like or be like, oh, there was a package outside
your house one time. I actually think this is pretty
like pushing the boundaries. He you know how sometimes when
you get a package, your numbers on the package. He
took my package, brought it to his for some weird reason,
(33:07):
and then texted me.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Some same reason. I think we know the reason, saying, hey, Test,
just letting you know I've got your package.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I don't think it's and I got in with an
I thought you had something going.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I never, I literally have never said more than high
and bye to the guy. He's moved out. Now he's gone. Mind.
You used to have girlfriends that they literally screaming match
in the straight over it like everything.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It was like a whole thing. Anyway, he was lovely
to me, but yeah, that was my neighbor.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
The story.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Well, at least he was hot and nice to me.
All Right, guys, we're losing a soldier man down.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I would love to sit and talk more about the girl's.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Got to get back to a stress on nine to five.
Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, but I'd love to see you again soon on
here and thank you for having me, Sissy. I love
you and see you on the track.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Bitch enjoyed doja Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Fuck all right, Riley and I will get into the stories.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Oh babe, this is traumatic lock in love the party.
By the way, you're so amazing reading these out and
I'm right.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
She always goes shout the fuck up. Thank you anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
So my neighbor had been my neighbor since I was
about seven, and at this stage I'm fifteen. I'm about
to get into the shower and my mom and stepdad
come banging on the bathroom door, freaking the fuck out,
asking me if I know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I was so confused at the point in time.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was a fucking Wi Fi camera attached to a
spray painted black metal pole that he had placed on
the fence facing into the bathroom window. The window was
open and there was still a fly screen, and where
he had it facing he could see the reflection in
the mirror, so we could see me getting undressed and
getting in and out of the shower. That Actually, I
(34:43):
try and wonder, like what would like mum or dad
do in a setting like that? And I'm like, go, wait, okay,
so sorry, how do they know that it was? That
person is coming from the side of his fence. He's
got up facing into them. You'd take photos of it, yeah,
but like my mom or dad would like run the
fuck over, would yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Fuck yeah. I don't get angry that much.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I can't know I could see him getting angry about
something like that. Yeah, fucking he does care about us? Duh,
he doesn't care about us a lot. Yeah, no, they would,
they would go ape.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Shit.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's crazy, horrifying. I know the police were called and
he denied it. Why is it there? Then the next
day he went into the police station and admitted that
it was him and that I.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Was his target. What the fuck? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Good on him for owning up and shit, But like,
why has he done that? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Like? Why has he gone in a mid like it
was me? Because it could have.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I think it's always better to admit you've done it
than to them find it out later.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Still, to this day, I'm traumatized and I feel so violated.
I'm so curious as to why he admitted it, Like
he was hiding more stuff and didn't want the police
to find out. Maybe who knows, but yeah, pretty much
lived next to a pedophile.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yuck. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Number two, My neighbor was an X barky and crack addict.
We always heard him yelling and going off at ups
a fucking looping nothing.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I don't know why. I love seeing that written out.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
People coming and going at ungodly hours and cop cars
frequently visiting. One of my favorites is when he chopped
his finger off in front of my mum.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Do you always hear, you know, whenever someone talks about
the stuff, they're like, oh, you know, a finger isn't
as easy to butt off as a carrot, but you
just don't have their like will to do it. Yes,
I know every I used to have this joke with
someone where we were like, every time someone fucking brings
that up.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Like it's the first time anyone heard it.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, but I didn't do that just and I said,
everyone you know that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It is the It's like everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, I know that, which is why I said, you
know how everyone knows this? Like I just don't know
that everyone knows That's what it was giving like this
was new information.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I didn't say it like that. And whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
We have a small tree on the fence line that
sits between both of our houses.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
My mum pulled into the driveway and he was trimming
the truth. What. I just can't believe that just happened.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I literally said, you know how everyone knows this and
people always.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Bring this up? Is how I word.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It doesn't matter, you still brought it up as if
it was new in f I fucking didn't know you did.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And it's fine. I just all, all, I know this.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It is fine, and thanks. I know this now, and
that's just why I'm laughing. I'm like, wow, you just
did that.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I didn't. Okay, Well, let's move on.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Can we rewind the tapes? Because I literally said that
everyone knows. It doesn't matter how you worded it. What
matters is that you said it. That's what matters. Even
if I.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Taught one person out there a new thing, you.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Definitely haven't taught anyone, all right, unless it's a newborn
baby listening to this podcast. Did you know that babies
can't drink water? Because I didn't until very recently, and
I'm wondering, like, how did you know that? Okay, I'm
just thinking like, yeah, for some reason, I know that
I wouldn't have known that un till really recently. Yeah,
definitely new information till some people. Yeah, you can't feed
(37:49):
baby's water. He sucked, I say for myself, just and
I mumbled into the driveway and he was trimming the tree.
She acknowledged his existence, but he continued to chat. Next thing,
you know, he's thrown his arms in the air and
chopped his finger off with the chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
He starts screaming and swearing because it all happens so fast,
and she thought he was having a manic episode until
the blood starts running down his arm. He made Mum
pick up the end of his finger, put it in
a SnapLock bag and freeze it because he thought the
hospital could sell.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It back on. They definitely fucking couldn't.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I don't know what I would like seeing like, I
don't know how I used to want to be a
fucking paramedic, Like, I don't think I could see like
that would probably be just scratching the surface of the
chopped finger is fucking chanceplat for a paramedic. Okay, this
isn't my neighbor but my aunties, but I spent a
lot of time then. Her neighbor, let's call him Steve,
lived next to her for years and they were friends.
(38:43):
They'd chat over the fence from time to time. He's
a middle aged man, no wife, some kids he doesn't see,
and a big ass house. It all started in twenty
sixteen when my nan passed away. So we had a
bonfire and remembrance of her because she lives on the property.
We were grieving, and I look into his house and
I can clearly see him on his phone, like the
ones connected to the house, staring at me, and I
(39:03):
didn't think anything of it. Next minute, fire trucks and
firefighters are running through the house with hoses. I knew
straightway that it was him who called. After that, nothing happened.
They still talked because I was only nine and no
one believed me. She would have been like, he fucking
called the firefighter, Like you don't call the firefighters on
someone's fucking memorial bonfire, you know, the disrespect. Years past,
(39:23):
my auntie got a new rock Whiler puppy. Steve then
gets two rot Wviilers the exact same and I thought,
oh cute.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
He obviously liked ours.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
But then my Auntie's dog grew up and Steve started
feeding her bones through the fence. My auntie and uncle
asked him to stop, they didn't want bones around the kids,
but the dog started jumping Steve's fence to get the
bones and play with his dogs. Steve cracked it fair,
but it was his own fault. He then threatened to
kill the dog. It came back, some people me who
(39:51):
learned the relax and that was it for my Auntie.
Months later, they get a letter in the mailbox demanding
ten thousand dollars to fix the fence. They ignored it, like,
I'm not paying for my dog. Like, my dog broke
your fence because you kept feeding it and it wanted
to do you know what I mean? Like, I feel
like that's she can maybe pay half. She should offer
to pay something half, but like, don't feed my dog
(40:14):
and expect it not to like want to come back
and get more.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, they can split it. Yeah, they can split it,
even Stevens Stephen.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, I know it's didn't That's why I laughed at
the beginning. I just think that's not something most people
really say these days. Anyway, they obviously ignored it. And
then my auntie sees attractor in her paddock. Where are
these people living? The fence between the houses have been
pulled down. She goes there and tells the fences she
did not give consent and she will not be paying,
and he goes ahead anyway, Sorry, what Steve gets the
(40:51):
fence between their properties ripped down?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
She doesn't want to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
She didn't consent to that make sense, even Stevens, even
Stephen Stevens. Then she gets another invoice and another threat
letter stuck to her door, saying that if they didn't pay,
they don't know what will happen.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It escalated.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Steve wrote letters to my uncle's workplace boss, accusing him
of abusing animals and throwing rocks at his shed. No
one knew how Steve knew where my uncle worked and
it was a new job.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Did he follow him? No clue.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Then he started gifting the kids things that's fucking inappropriate,
like dropping a brand new pink bike over the fence.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
So fucking creepy. I'd be in love with Steve. I
would love this man.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Then a big letter comes with photos of his shed
floor saying water from their backyard cracked it and he
wanted fifteen thousand dollars. More letters came, some pretending to
be from a lawyer but couldn't spell. Maybe Steve needs
to learn to spell before he makes threats. He even
wrote a letter saying, my auntie sent a blonde man
to stalk him.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
We don't even know a blonde man. Surely you know
a blonde man, just one at list one.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Eventually, the threats got so bad that my auntie got
a restraining order.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
The gludge, the gludge, the judge, the gludge. I'm sorry, guys,
I'm in a Friday moon.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
The judge clearly saw something was wrong and granted it,
and they got home relieved. And then there's Steve wandering
around their backyard starting cutting down trees and taking photos
of us. Then his house goes up for sale and
the real estate agent calls my auntie to asking about him,
and my auntie just says stay away. Turns out inside
the house, Oh my god, there was a giant tart
(42:37):
with hundreds of bones on it. He pulled a machete
out of his couch cushion and showed her where he
hid it. Said he worked for NASA and the police
and they gave and they have him on the dark web.
The house didn't sell, so he harassed the real estate
agent and then sued her. And that's the end of
the nightmare years of chaos. I wonder if I love
(42:57):
how like every time people are fucked it, they're like,
I worked for NASA, I work for an ass on,
Like the sneakiest fucking thing that you can do. I
think I forgot an important part of that. Where were
the bones? Where were the bones in the top.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
In his house? He's his house, see his tycho.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna hand this over to you to
read the next story because my Friday moon's really taking
over and I need to have the stories read.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Okay, okay, this one is actually insane. I live in
a not so nice area in a sharehouse with my
boyfriend and a few of his friends.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
This happened about a year ago.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
One of my roommates works five FO which is fly
and fly out, and I was between jobs context for
while I was home. My roommate, let's call him Dylan,
says by because he's about to drive to the airport
to fly out for work. I hear his car running
for a while and think, hm, weird. Then I hear
yelling and screaming and crying for reference his cars at
(43:54):
the front of the house. I look out the front
and a half naked man is holding a brick threatening
my roommate's car window. Because this lady had jumped into
Dylan's car while he was letting it warm up. She
was butt naked. Honestly, in her defense, she was trying
to escape this clearly aggressive man. Dylan and I lock
eyes hard and think, fuck sakes, I call the police
(44:17):
because my first thought as well, fox sake, here we
go again, the half naked Sorry they call the police
because duh. And then my call gets intercepted by another
call from my now current job saying I got the job.
Then the half naked man starts threatening the house because
he saw me on the phone, assuming I called the police,
which she did. Fair detectives were at our house all day.
(44:40):
Kind of a sad story, to be honest, but honestly
so insane. No one was hurt either. My roommate Dylan
de escalated.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Really well, that's really sad. It's kind of really scary.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
She was escaping this man with a brick and jumped
into Dylan's car for protection. Got Dylan, go Dylan, Okay, sisters,
you know you I think is fuck hilarious.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Just by the way, James Charles, is that who you're about?
Benito Skinner? Oh and you say.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Hey, sisters, and you think that's going to lead into
James Charles. No, no, no, oh no, I don't like
James Charles. I'm this These people are fucking hilarious, and
I actually think you'd find them in Overcompensating the TV show.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And his.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Best friend what's her name, Mary Beth Burone, they are
fucking hilarious. I'm gonna send you this video there but
she's a comedian. Yeah, and they're just so fucking funny,
And there's like few Actually I always lead with that,
and it's like I was about to say a few
worse feelings, but like I can't keep leading with that
because there's a lot of worse feelings.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
And one of you. You just said that a lot,
and I hate it.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
It's like there's nothing worse. Then, It's like there's a lot.
There's a lot worse.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
When you show someone a video that you think is
like really funny and they're like, don't even crack a smile,
and it like makes you really upset. Yeah, that happens
all the time, it does, doesn't it one of my No, Actually,
then there's a few better feelings than when you said yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
But I think one of my ever friends videos was
they're like, yeah, I know the Hamilton Hambleton.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Ones, and you found them funny. I did find them funny,
but I think not as funny as you do. I
watch them like four days on end and just like
every single time, like I go, rewatch it. Oh my god.
Another okay, just another thing, little hear me out. Actually, okay,
I've always said this.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
People post on their Instagram being like, hey, who wants
to rent my room in London for this four day period?
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh that's fucking stupid. No one, No one wants to.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Sleep in your bed for your room for these specific
four days in a random suburb in London. Yeah no,
I know, like unless you're giving it to me for
a month and then maybe.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
But I'm like, yeah, no, it's ridiculous. I'm not dying over.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
But no one wants to sublet your bedroom from the
twenty six to the twenty ninth of November.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
It's so twenty n they fucking do. That's the read.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
That's what they do. That's crazy. It's absurd. I get
it sometimes, Like I think if it's like a two
week period, even in Australia, like I noticed someone was
like anyone willing to dog sit over like the Christmas
New Year's period and want a place in Gold Coast
like that it's a nice house and like you might
want to go down actually days, but I'm like, sublet
(47:19):
your room, meaning I'm moving in with random people for
three on the other side of the world. If I'm
good my bedroom from the twenty sixth stream I.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Was living there, Like what the fuck? I know that's
what people do.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's definitely and I'm like, no one wants to sleep
and you're common in London and stuff, I'd say, But
I'm like, unless you're going to be giving these people,
I'd say at least two weeks where someone might be
able to go over there and make like a two
week out of it. Now six stream after, I remember,
can you send me that?
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Who was that? Oh? No, Cassie, Sorry, Cassie just sent
it to me.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
It's a TikTok where where the thing is no one
wants to sublet your room from anyway. I know that
obviously for the back end of this year and even
just this first season.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
To hear me out, I've had a lot of.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Friends, my sibling I was gonna say siblings, but Casey
has not made an appearance, just people.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I feel like I was trying to get into the
swing of things and getting comfortable, you know, doing it
on my own, but definitely in next season, which will
be next year. I do want to be having more
the different guests, you know, sort of bigger people, people
from different walks of life, people with really bigger stories,
more interesting people than you anyway, So I want to
know if you guys could maybe drop a couple suggestions
(48:38):
I think will open a question box at some point
just so.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
And if you want me to come back, Yeah, for
RILEYLL definitely come back. I do like having you as
a semi regular guest semi and I would love, though, however,
to be having different people on there now that I've
kind of gotten more comfortable with everything, so thank you
for being patient and letting me get there. But yeah,
I definitely want to broaden things. I still long ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Okay, we're in a funny energy right now. Riley and
I we've been fighting a lot more than we tend
to normally fight.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
She locally hates me. Hike Hike. Where's that song? Loki?
Maybe Hike have been people and You're like, oh, I
don't know, it's sneaky minaj.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Anyway, We're gonna go and not talk for another twenty
four hours. But we love you all so much and
I will see you next week Byey
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