September 17, 2025 • 38 mins
Oh hey girlies! Welcome back to Hear Me Out - in potentially my most chaotic episode yet! On this episode, I've bought Riley, her girlfriend Tessa & Christina into the studio to unpack our recent NZ trip, laugh (a lot) and dissect your hottest listener Hear Me Out's.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Anyone would cheat.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know, people always say like, don't give an ugly
guy a chance, like they'll ruin it. Yeah, the ugly
guys like are always a lot of the time the
ones who cheat too. Hi, guys, welcome back to hear
me out. Today is a very special episode. I have
never had so many people on my podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What we have My sister Riley, her girlfriend Tessa, and
first you don't even.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Know who she is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
She's irrelevant. She just happens to also me.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Here's girls the street sweeter sounds like.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We all went to Queenstown on a trip just snow Machine.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Two days ago.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We got ath so I thought who better to bring
on to discuss the trip than the girls the experience
with me, and we had there for the night. I
actually think that was probably one of the funniest trips
I've ever It was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No life to a groom.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was in my room with Crizzy. I was in
pain a lot from like laughing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was the most of laughed.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
As soon as I left you girls, I can't even
described this feeling, and I've never described this feeling to
anyone before, but I've been on such a high for
five days that when I stop seeing you girls.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I've never experienced this, but I.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Felt like I've come off heavy drugs seriously and.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I've never it's ever had red. I've never experienced this
to even know, but I felt.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I was depression sessioning this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We had the best trip.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We'll get a bit more into everything that happened at first.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
We have to start with our hear me out. Yeah,
I think Riley take it away.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My HEMI out is people who say they don't like
cats are scared of them. Yeah, but I don't understand
why people are scut of cats because they're beautiful and
they're innocent.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
They've got babe, they've.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Got no give me an attack when they were younger because.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You made But see, I was bitten by a cat
when I was younger, and here I am today.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
She lives to tell the story happened.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There was a cat that it was an orange cat,
and it came up to her front door, and I
was a kid, and I pulled its tail and it
came and scratched me and bit me. And I still
love them because I'm no bitch. I'm saying I think
everyone else you're scared. I understand a fear of dogs
more than a fear of cats. And they jump on
you and they like half.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I just think.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of them like little furry dogs that jump up on
my fucking legs.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Sit down, you know, I don't think because your food,
then they'll go eat your neighbor's food and they'll come
back like nothing's happened.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, and then they only want your lap if you're
sitting down and you're not. You know, they want what
they can get. I can't take that. I give back
your cats give a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I like to feel like needed, and that's what they
give me. Otherwise, every other independent cat, I'm like independent cat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
My cat is a bit of an independent cat. She
doesn't give much back.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yet, boy's been giving us a lot. Yeah, she gave
me yesterday, Like if she could talk, she definitely said
droplets of poever. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If you're out, all right, hear me out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I reckon fast food chain serve better fries than fancy restaurants. Absolutely,
When you pay fifteen dollars for fries and they come
out of the restaurants the scam half the time.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Say there's few places that give better fries. Than mcduonte's,
Like I actually.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Malay baby yeah unless.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
They quadruple ripple fry it, then that just makes the cut.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But something like the soginess of like you know, not
like a song. Yeah, like a little bit because they're
like a bit soft and yah yeah I love and
they're salty, those.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Brown ones when you're like, really, I need to be
like the color of your shirt when I.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Take it out of the black because it's so crunchy.
That's controversial in itself.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm not sure where you're finding those.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know, like extra deep fried.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Those lips were on different pages.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Could quality control? Maybe you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So I worked at McDonald's and I've grilled my arm
once or twice on the fry machine like hashtag burns
because of the like and you know what I think, Yeah,
you pull it out, it hits your arm, You burn
your arm, that skin is now on the thing, and
then you just put it back in the oil and
then the chips are all fried in your skin.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Hey, if you were stuck desert island, would you eat?
Like would we eat each other?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I would?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
How it's you know what I mean? You were dead.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
If so, maybe if someone yeah, we have to go
off whoever dies first, and then we'd eat it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
If no one dies, you'd have to sacrifice a member.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
If I'm gonna die, absolutely anyway, I probably wouldn't kill
or kill to eat anything.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But if I was, like, if I.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Can just live off one of you for like six
months and then I get rescued, but all of you
are going to die anyway, I would kill one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I feel like she's this in.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
The Okay, well I didn't really think she'd think about
it that deeply, but she did.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what, you're my sisters. I'm going to say,
you're probably safe. I'm looking at you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
So it's so mean.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Kill whoever's got to do more chunk in the trunks,
Like if.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They were like one of you had to, like one
of you has to die for all of you to live.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, you would physically eat one if.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You would self, Yes, I would physically eat human excellent.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean, if you're starting for thirty days, you'd probably
result that way.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
If you think about those guys in the Andes that crashed.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I just wanted to make sure we weren't morally sound
like that, to make sure. I would say, winning survive.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I would hope it would turn into a bit of
a jerky sit.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Those those boys did do sort of a jerky sit.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They did. They dried it out in like pieces.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But I think they were all a bit traumatized when
they came home. No ship, I'm not going to enjoy it.
But if it means I'm going.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
To live, I mean I'm going to eat one of you.
For some people.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah, you don't know until you do it, and then
you're a bit too much. I exult it is all
I'm saying. So it might be my thing.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You don't know, but you're not going to find salt
to put on the human insulting naturally, I don't know
what to say.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm not really sure how to respond.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It's like, oh God, sweet, all right, we get it.
You're not a lesbian, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Being on a trip three quarter lesbian it was I reckon.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Honestly, one of the funniest things in the world was
when they got hit on and they just go, I've
got a girlfriend and the guy was like girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I think that's not a real thing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
They're like, that's hot. Can I join?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, that's funny. So what's Instagram? I've got a girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
He's like, yeah, but what is it? Is it with
the sea?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You also think though, let's say you don't you're not
a lesbian and you're just saying it. If someone's lied
to you and said they have a girlfriend, take the
elk exactly, no way out of this situation, either lesbian
or not interested walking fun away.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
We had kissed in front of a guy and then
later said we're together and they went really.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And he goes no. So Tessa and I we were
actually out and there were people we knew there and
we weren't like officially together yet this is great, and
these two guys that we know, Tessa and I were
holding hands, making out everything right in front of them
as we're having a conversation. And then after we hard launched,
(07:29):
this guy messages us and goes, I knew something was
going on, and we were like, if you didn't know,
there would have been a problem.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, we thought we would that he was joking like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We were literally making out, and then one of the
guys even tried to slide in after that, before the
hard launch, and then apparently he was like, oh, I
didn't realize they were together.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's like, what do you think is happening?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Every day one word of things that I'm like, thank God,
I've jumped the fence, and I wish I did it sooner.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Actually, you know what, this wasn't my hear me out,
but I'm gonna make it my hear me out.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Listening hear me out. Everyone's a little bit gay.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm not h You just don't know. Do I give
thirty You've still got years? Do I give gay?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
You give if something's hot enough? You might get confused.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, there is a statistic that women watch lesbian porn
and men watch amateur porn. So I think if a
woman came across a woman that my sickle of fancy,
she'll be all in on it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, it's not a statistic for the reason I never.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Say never, but I don't feel that that's in me.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I'm glad we're going to clip this and in five
years time we're going to feel.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No. I really I think, and like the boys are
testing me, do you know what I mean? You're almost
pushing me.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So we need a chill on the man hate because
I do have to vine one eventually.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, all hands on deck last week.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
No, that's her new Zealand accent.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
She means four hands on.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Because I was the only single one in the whole
fucking gang. We met all the people that we were
there with, and I'm like, guys, gather, gather.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Can I say something, though, is on the slopes that
was sexy?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sexy? Like we should have found your men a man
up in the mountain.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No, no, no, we would have had to make them
take their helmet off because they could all be bald but.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Not an issue.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Balding is an issue. Hit me out balding.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
No, but that would have been like dating blind and
you have to fall in love the personality because you
don't know what they look like.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
We should have done lovers blind on the mountain.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm surprised you guys didn't chuck me on a ski
lift to the group of guys and leave me behind,
like I was concerned about that. It was, you know,
push her forward with the snowboarders. A guy being a
hot snowboarder? Is I was actually watching snowboard videos?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Okay, wait, what about.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
A little bit of lesbian right question for you?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It was what about if he was a hot ten
out of ten man, but he skied.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't care if my next question if he's a
good skier hot but like.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Me, if you snow power.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Flower like Chrissy, you like to say another hot thing. Though,
Christina and I were sucking a blizzard but still doing
her content shoot because of course, got to get the
flick right. And this girl comes skiing up to us, majesty,
majestic starts skiing backwards and doing spins on the sponge
like I'll take.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
It for you.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
So she just kept smizing good for you, she.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wanted. She was using her own phone, or she took.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
She even got up and down taking Katie. But mind you,
she was like a two after she went backwards, nine
and a half.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Like this.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There's something really trying him about someone being really good
at something.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Said I said that to you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yes, that's the thing is when they're good at something
that you're not that good at. It's like when I'm
skiing down the slopes thinking I'm flying and a guy
goes past me on a snowboard like assooming down.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I'm like that's hard.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I'm so in love with Riley because there's nothing that
bitch can't do. Like, she's so good at everything, and
I'm like, I was good at skiing.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I need to hear from someone that isn't you are great.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You definitely are good.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
But I like lying.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I like you.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You're biased. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I like people saying that I was amazing on the slopes.
Riley's amazing in the slopes. We're not incredible skiers.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You just can skip.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
For both of us.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I was watching it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Christy like one he had one good thing.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Christ he was on the slopes. You look well, say.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You didn't fall on your second day?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
That I mean, I'll take it now.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
If you were standing still at the bottom of the
slopes without your skis on, you look top.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, all the gear, no idea, whenever you were not.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Skiing turn out of ten.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
When I was in the hotel, turned out the.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Moment she put those skis on and started going downhill, down,
I reckon your ankles? Would youzza craps?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
The whole way down?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It was either get cramps or a fall off.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The cliff skin is actually brutal because you're like I
can't stop here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Every day in pain.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh my god, the biggest I committed to the cause.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay, does you fall?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And you're asking us if you how does that happen?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
She probably ripped a muscle plowing so hard. I'm not
even kidding. You ripped a muscle.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Ship All right, guys, we're going to get into some
listener hear me outs that we've been curating for this
very moment.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I love thousand years this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He sounded like one of those people that like open
movie credits.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I almost did my Voldemort voice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Give it, give it as as show that tell the people.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Her friends asked me if this was an ink, and
I said, it actually turned me on.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'm not going to do the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just do the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm not going to give it to everyone that easy.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
But come on, you've committed and the action and everything.
Can't do the action I make her do this? Probably boy, No,
(13:38):
I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No, come on, look at me, come on, just a
little bit of wand like.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Turning your mic off if you don't finish it, this
is what the action you do. Because he holds his
wand yeah, like, yes, that's good, that's good. Yeah, I'm shy.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I'm shy. Okay, we know what. I get to see
it and it's hot before this.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That's like the end of last time.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
No, no, that's the start.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
The end is gives you like a sexual relase you like.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
It feels like one twentieth of an orgasm? Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
What's a sneaz one eighth, isn't it? So it's more
than a sneeze or less than a sneeze?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Oh, it's it's a bit less than a sneeze, so.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's like one six. I mean, okay, to carry.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
The one yet?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Is he actually in school? I feel like everyone online
thinks I'm really dumb. I wasn't good maths, my ass.
I ducked my Year eleven maths class bull ship, No bullshit.
I got one hundred percent on every test a whole
of Year eleven eleven MAT's general.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Like, yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I could have been in the big upper class, but
I was like, would I rather not be the top
of it? Could have been class on the bottom of
upper classes. I know what makes me feel better?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
She was in general is still crazy? I was facing
d you know what, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I will interject here.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Having a conversation with you too, tickles every part of
my brain because they are so intellectually stimulating.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
They are switched on which on, and it gives me life.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like some business think that I'm an idiot because I
like do like my brain sometimes because.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Silly articulate. I appreciate that. Yeah, nothing feels better than that. Okay,
listening to him out.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
That was one twentieth orgasm hearing that just is get
anything from you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm given it a one tenth.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
She's waiting until she's in the car. She's like your
voice member that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She was Tessa always all right?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Can I ask hear me out, your sister's partner isn't
allowed to make sexual like innuendos in your presence, Like
she always make give me actual jokes about no, no, no,
I'm not done. She makes these sexual jokes about Riley
while I'm standing there, and I'm like, that is all
good and fun around your friends, But that.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is my sister you're talking about, and no, not done.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And if I had a boyfriend who was making all
these jokes about having sex with me in front of
my sister would be uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Fate, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I will side with his ear. You know what, you
can she with myself because you're so hot.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I remind you.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Wait, can I ask you something? If your brother's sister
came to you and said you won't believe your.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Brother and my brother.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My brothers girlfriend. What would you do if she came
up and said you won't.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Believe but we tried last night? Okay, what do I say?
That's actually back? Because I do not know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm going to eat you later. I did.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
To you more than I probably said that about right.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, well, I just needed a stop. Sorry, I'm a
sexual person being around You're not around the family members.
That's all I asked, Christy. You can do it to
your heart's.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Content, argue that is. My sister's going to stop, so well,
I'm going to spend less time with you. Then, I'm sorry.
Your sister's makes her uncomfortable too, No, she just sits there.
She's pretty. He definitely doesn't make me as uncomfortable as
it makes.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know, if I'm sitting there, it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I would feel that way if it was your boyfriend
doing it.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
For sure. Yeah, if my boyfriend was saying like, yeah,
she's already desensitized to it. I think you'll get there,
you'll defense.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I don't want to get to a point where that's.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yet.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I would be happy that you're just getting you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Say that, but I'm like, you could know that I'm
doing it without me needing to run you through the
intimate details of it. Would you know you're getting sister
and you only need to know? Is like it's happening
to happen.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's all. So let's.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Ask a question.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Do you think how you sexually behave or whether you're
good in bed is genetics?
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Like, but then your family, but they're not proof for it.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
It could be like your mom was a freak. Like
I'm just asking this, Yes I do, that makes sense,
but bically.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I know what he is like in bed.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's like I remember someone saying that they kissed two
brothers and was like, they kissed the exact same three
brothers and.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
All three you kiss three brothers from the same family.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
No, yes, and different times.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Years apart, So how did they all go? Yeah, let's
go for ones. I don't think they are all hectic
double gingers anyway.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
It's not moral obvious. They didn't all kiss the same.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Okay, well I must be a case to case basis.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, maybe I'll just prove my own theory that it's
not true. But I wish you didn't have to anyway
when we just got.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Down to the answer anyway, all right, hear me out.
Girls should not be paying entry into clubs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You want me there?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
True?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I have to say true, because if you want men
in there, you need girls in there.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Why most of the time girls A lot of time
girls don't pay entry, but.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
A lot in Melbourne you do.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I find it's only kind of like if you know
someone you don't but like in other countries, I feel
like a lot of the time you can get in
with booths and men, but it's like you'll pay entry
if you don't know anyone. And I just feel like
girls shouldn't have to.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
They should be considering they don't like guys in unless
they've got girls.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah yeah, And it's like they will stop the guys
coming in if there isn't enough girls, like they need
a good ratio, Like they won't let a bunch of
guys in and no girl.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So I was like, you want more girls make it free.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, but if you didn't have to pay, would you
be going out a lot more than you currently do?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, I don't think it makes me.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I want to go in that club, but it's twenty dollars.
Take twenty dollars, I'm going in that car. I'm not
going to go because it's free.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It would help out.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I think it would make me appreciate the club more
if I got free drinks, Yeah, I'd go out more.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
If I knew I was getting free drinks all night, like,
no question, then I'd probably go.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
To that bar more.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's up the scales of give me free drinks and
I will a ten more. Yeah, yeah, free and probably
not yeah, because and she's not getting me much like
I know it's getting me in.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
There, but like I want the drinks.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, we need to pitch that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Bar with free drinks for all girls.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You want us in, you're about to pay up?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah? By lah?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Guys, we need to ex.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Getting scared listening crazy mate does it the best?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Okay, So we all get into the lift right of
this hotel and we pressed level one. Anyway, we get
to level one and.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Were this was not an every time occur. We've been
in this lift five times already.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, different girls on shift say what level you get
up to in the.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Lift, even though they're prerecorded.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
This one time we were in the lift, we here
floor about it.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
She was thinking about what floor we're on, and she forgot.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
She was like.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
And then and then we just snowballed and we're like, huh.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, but the thing you guys were in a different
lift to me. I had gone up an hour earlier,
and so I had heard that alone and gone that
coming from And then they all run into the room going.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
But only on one lip. Any time we happened to
get the wrong lift.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
We sent it up just so we could listen to.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
The we got to get it again, we could happen
on that one day we tried to record it so
we could show you, guys, and then we recorded for
twenty minutes and she just kept going.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Level one, beautiful one, and then we're like, I reckon
she could. Yeah, I probably heard us talking laughing at.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
The from that one time. We were on the whole
way times that the cameras probably picked up on it.
So the girl was too embarrassed to ever because we
got fined, she got.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
We started doing, then we started going for.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That reminds me of hang on. Test is like, obviously
how old?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
How much older are you? Then the older person he
probably like a lot. So we got like telling you
like you know, like twenty four years like of our mom.
We're all in line to get a dream and this
we kind of walk into the line entry and we
separate a guy from his group of friends, and I go, oh,
where in.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The way of that guy? Like there, he's just there.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Christy needs to say it because she's not good to
that where I like turned to the girls and say, oh,
that guy, can.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
We let him through to go to his friends?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
And then.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Grabs this guy by the front of his basically and
like pulls him through, going like join your friends.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Let me, I said, come come on, join your friends.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like you know, if I would have let someone through,
I'd be like, oh, sorry, like do you want to
go up to your friends?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Like that's how I would say, You're like, come on.
He could be my son.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
He could have been like he was like ten. I
was like, come on, I felt this way.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
With my walking stick, right.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Was so little as.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
My grandma's like notoriously little.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
It was just.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Did you realize how you just mebilize that you go,
I'm actually seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Let me just say, these fucking girls, wow, I'm single.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You can't be making embarrassing statements around a bunch of
hot skiers and snow waters about me.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's gonna it's gonna get me.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then I've said, oh, I think my boots are
too small, Like, does anyone else's toes really hurt? Like
my toes were like heavily pressing up against the front
of the boot, And I was like, does anyone else's
tone I was regularly fall off.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I think she's expecting all of us to be like
this regularly, like two.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
A year, is what I mean. And I've never liked that.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's my Let me say why, because I always wear
pumps and I've got like wider feet, so my pinky
toe always like falls off.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
And then the rest of it all it was It's true.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I've okay, I lost the tonel once my pinky to
when I broke my toe.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
But regularly I'm not talking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I know, but I'm not talking. I've got three gone
at a fucking time, And I was just my toes.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
We didn't actually even give her ship. We just started
repeating what she was saying.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, do you need anyone got three meters?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
When she pulls the socks off because they're so long,
they kept going and guys stop, like there's people everywhere,
and they keep making jokes about my toenails.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
And then Easy started hugging me and getting really cuddly,
and I was like, easy to get to MEM's first trim.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Why are you exposing me?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Like no, I said you were hot on those slopes.
I didn't even know about your TOAs wrong with I
love you in spite of Actually, she just pulled her
dogs out and they look beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
My dogs are gorgeous. Can I just say dogs looked good?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Molly Cook is in love with my fucking feet things
are the cutest things ever, and always makes me phono.
She just thinks my toes are really cute because they're
really fat.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, maybe just make a group translated to all of
us and we can make sure they're trimmed.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And they will tell you when you know my toes
are they are very short and fat.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm very square, Okay, I hope everyone gets that visual nice.
I'm good, but being the single one on a trip
is fucking brutal. There was this guy that comes up
to Christina obviously you know, not thinking she's les me
in a relationship, goes, oh, you're beautiful, Like what's your number?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
What can I have your name or something?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
And she goes, oh, I'm actually I've got to go
from but you know who's single, and I'm standing behind her,
going don't.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Do it, don't just do it.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
This is not I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I actually go like, Chrissy, stop and then she goes,
my friend over there, isn't she gorgeous? She's single and
this isn't a man.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That is like they've asked me like explicitly, what is
your type?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And yeah, there will be guys that are without my
tie like with repeat, he says demon big every time
she stutters, and I think it's the funniest thing I've
ever works. Now hopefully it won't happen. There will be
guys that are outside of like my type that I
(27:07):
still like, you know, but this guy was probably.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Not going to be one of them.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Very sweet, lovely, lovely, lovely guy, lovely, but he now
has he has Instagram and messes me every couple of days.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So you can cheat on you. I look after my girl.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There's more too relationships than not cheating.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Christie bases everything off, like as long as they don't
cheat on you, it's like they're the best.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm not a criminal cheat on me.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Anyone would cheat, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
People always say like, don't give an ugly guy a chance,
like they'll ruin it. The ugly guys like are always
a lot of the time, the ones.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Who cheat too.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
My boyfriend cheated on me exactly and not we should
shoot should we do the PSA?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, I've not. I spoke about him last episode and
said how much I loved him, so just.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
About believe it or whatever. Yeah, my ugliest boyfriend was
the one who cheated on me. So you've got to
be careful of the ugly ones too. You've got to
be careful of all of them. They're dangerous people. That
actually leads into the next listener.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Here, here we go hit. All men cheat at some
point in their life.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Absolutely classifies emotional Okay, yeah, it is cheating guys.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I would I wouldn't even put a gender on that.
Women are fucking worse.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, they do emotional cheating every saved you. You're saying
you're safe to Nick.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I just want to say that I do not believe
that all men cheat at some point in their life. Reckon.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
There's guys that just would never dream about, Like I
would never have brothers. I've never even emotionally cheated on
someone on anybody like I've never even when I've got
a boyfriend. It's very much tunnel vision for me, Like
you guys say it is like I would never even
text someone. I like, don't even reply to a man's
text if I've got a boyfriend. So I think there
are a lot of men out there that would never
even dream of cheating on their partner.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, I feel like I only speak from experience because
I've never had someone who's not even entertained the thought
of it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I haven't either both my cheating on me like they
fucking sucked I was a loyal angel and they're still
fucked it up. I'm just saying I don't believe that
that's across the board.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I think there are I haven't had any bad experiences
with guys who have treated so I'm gonna like, apparently
I'm not not that kind of lesbians.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm like I believe in guys. I think they can
be decent. Thank you, I really can. I think they can.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I believe guys can be decent and definitely can.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's huge for me as someone who hasn't experienced a
decent guy. I still do believe that they're like, I
absolutely do. My fucking co star always comes up every day.
It came up with like, you love love so much?
And I'm like, I'm around.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All these I love love.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
He's messaging you every couple of days.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yes, I haven't responded.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He doesn't even think.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Let's get coffee next week. I'm like, you live in
a fucking different country.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh my god, what if he said I will fly
down to see you.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
I don't say.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, I'm not interested. I'm sorry. I'm allowed to not
be interested.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Just because I'm a single girl does not mean every
guy that shows me interest I have to be you
just become friends with them.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Do you know what I don't want?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I don't need more friends.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
No, because he wants more.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
He's a random.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He barely even spoke to me. He wanted Chrissy just
off my Instagram because she made him. I'm no second choice.
All right, We were sounding right next to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And he went for Prizzy.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Agree with that. If you're sending in a group of
girls and the guy doesn't come up to you and
you asked like a second and.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'm right next to her, would like, don't even text me.
You wanted my friends? She was a lesbian and then
you asked for my instagram because I was the only
single one.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Like, imagine that being your story of how you met
your partner actually my friend, and then I was the
only single one and they're like, yeah to.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Me, that's why I'm not even I'm gonna respond to
this guy. You weren't interested in me, and to be like,
there are many reasons why when I'm responding to this Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I thought that was a weird play, like like your friend,
but oh wait, you're the only single one. Great, Can
I have your Instagram? I'm like, yeah, but I'm not
gonna follow you back one extra bollow see you later, buddy.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hell yeah, I'll take the.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Hear me out.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
There's a website called Unethical Ways to Make Money and
one of the options is that you can donate to
a pirate ship that goes around robbing people at sea.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Then you get a.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Percentage of the money they make from their heists. Hear
me out, not about option?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Okay, can you link me?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's such noisy.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Do you think these pirates are like tracking their money?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
No, get crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I was on pirate in modern pirate TikTok last night
last night, snowboarding snowboarding in pirates.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
One thing, piracy is a scam in itself.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
So you were donated pirates.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
We're talking pirates.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Themselves. So you were donating to a scam. No, you're
not going to get a dog you're talking about we're
talking about the men on.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Boats that.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Said before that they're not going to be honest about maybe.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, but obviously is still happening. People are getting a
bit of money back.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Maybe you don't get the exact advantage they've promised, but
you're going to get the money back.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I don't think you'll.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I had a feeling this morning like funk, I'd be
a pirate. And that is the weirdest feeling because they
were talking why I don't. I just really like felt
like I was on a ship at one sage looking
at it seat and I was like I could be
a pirate.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Ship work you need to be. I was also on
crack this morning a parent.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Do you need to be?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Do you need to be a pirate to be on
the bottom?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No, I really like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'm just going to say no, I would not donate
to pirates that are like hurting and stealing people's.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
But I wanted to get any more than just they
scare the funk out of you day like they want
to help people. Yeah, him to you, they would say,
would assault, they would smell.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'll you five dollars to have a shower. Yeah, I'm
not going to donate to you. Of course.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I kind of want to know what else is on
that list though? What list?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Want to have the list? Yeah, I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I would love to and we'll just say quick yes
or nose if we were.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Doing These are all like words we don't really understand.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Words you don't understand, all right, Affiliate marketing schemes, price gouging,
payday lending, all.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Of them are you know, Yeah, that's like I don't
think they're very interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
No, that they're not like giving to pirates, you know, Okay,
give us one want illegal things?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, I want questionable.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Ship Yeah, give me something. I'd end up in prison
for one.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Reddit that's where we like.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I love Reddit, I love so do I but fun
people are rude on Reddit.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I know you know you can cheat on Reddit. You
can cheat on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
It's a full thing.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Do you want to hear the craziest thing? You can
now cheat on the notes app.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
What do you mean cheating?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No? I know this, yeah, yes, like cheat on your
cheat on your partner. So text another person.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
On the note through the giving people ideas.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I had this on the radio and I was gofmacked.
Unlesia and I looked at each other like there's no
way because you can.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Collab break some and so like a messaging platform that's
sort of safe.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, yes, and then you can erase it and they
can editor it any time and you just get a
just so often to see they responded to your note
that you collaborate.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Because it says and why would I ever think to
check your notes?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Even though I would love to look at everyone my
notes would put me in prison?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Also on the calendar app, how crazy is that?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Let's just finish that was that's like not unethical ways,
that's just weird ways to let's just go some weird
ways to make money, and would you do it just
yes or no?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Being a roadkill cleaner, I don't think so I.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Can't smell yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Google sensitive content checker.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yes, absolutely, I want to know.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
They spend hours trolling through disturbing YouTube videos and blocking
the way like I cry if I see a video
of a cat on the side. No way, there's like
extreme violence, disturbing content.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
No way.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Selling your body parts, I would sell like my appendix,
and I think that's as far as I would sell.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah. Probably that's it only because I don't need that,
just like this.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Oh your hair, that's a good one. Done.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, what about an actual part? Maybe an ear or two?
So I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Clinical trials, what's that like when they're testing a new
drug for something or and they pay you.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
That would be the trial.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
But then like you could get the placebo and just
go scot free with money, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, but it is so true.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
But absolutely I would tell you my life all right.
Headstone cleaning, Yeah, I don't like cleaning my own house.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
I actually would get satisfaction out of that.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Because you're like helping someone you know from like you're
like I'm making this more respectful for you.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
She's huge much money. Yeah, it's so satisfying to watch.
But she like cleans random people's Like, it just doesn't.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
She's like, she just I don't know what you're doing,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Could you eat dog food to try? I reckon, I reckon.
It depends I wouldn't. It depends on the brand, even
for a snack like a country little like nibble like
cookie sort of vibe like maybe, but I wouldn't be
eating that like wet.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I think I would for the right price, Yeah, the
right price.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, how much are we giving us?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Minimum?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Twenty thousand dollars was an average starting salary salary brother.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, no, no, that's apartment store. Don't worry ignore me.
A dog pook clean.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Got a slave labor brother, dog food cleaner, dog poop
cleaner dog.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Working, guys, because you've used your mouth.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
You worked.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's not like bloody Mary, bloody make money morning.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
You can get paid to show up as a professional
mourner to funerals, so they have like oh my god,
hell yeah, I would cry at a random's funeral.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
They could even get you on the mic crying if
they were as soon as they did the slide show
with the photos.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, it's the eulogies. Eulogies fucked me up, the eulogies. Okay,
do we have to end it now?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
I reckon, We've got a lot of good stuff in there. Fine,
let's just end it.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Though.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Moral of this is like the best skirl band I've
ever been a part of.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
What should it be called?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
And we come as a forceome what should be called?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
What should say something about? Something about something sexual?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, nothing sexual testa because there's two sisters in the group.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Okay, okay, she was like, fuck my genius, would it
be scissor? Sisters?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I get it, but like I don't want to know officially,
I have not jumped the fence.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
We'll do this, and you guys are in the background
like this, you know, like, sisters.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I get it, but we'll have to work on that.
You guys can give us some idea.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
You know what, do you have any ideas? Anyone? Give
us some ideas?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Give us No, no, we don't have time, but but
I suggestion who would drop me back off? Like, please
come up with a girl band name for three lesbians?
And two of them most sisters, and that would come
up with some good names.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
But we'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That, all right. Guys, that's all we have time for.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Thank you so much for coming, and we'll have to
do a girl band regroup at some point.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
We love you, We love you you. Bye bye bye
Anyone would cheat.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know, people always say like, don't give an ugly
guy a chance, like they'll ruin it. Yeah, the ugly
guys like are always a lot of the time the
ones who cheat too. Hi, guys, welcome back to hear
me out. Today is a very special episode. I have
never had so many people on my podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What we have My sister Riley, her girlfriend Tessa, and
first you don't even.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Know who she is.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
She's irrelevant. She just happens to also me.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Here's girls the street sweeter sounds like.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We all went to Queenstown on a trip just snow Machine.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Two days ago.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
We got ath so I thought who better to bring
on to discuss the trip than the girls the experience
with me, and we had there for the night. I
actually think that was probably one of the funniest trips
I've ever It was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
No life to a groom.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was in my room with Crizzy. I was in
pain a lot from like laughing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was the most of laughed.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
As soon as I left you girls, I can't even
described this feeling, and I've never described this feeling to
anyone before, but I've been on such a high for
five days that when I stop seeing you girls.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I've never experienced this, but I.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Felt like I've come off heavy drugs seriously and.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I've never it's ever had red. I've never experienced this
to even know, but I felt.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I was depression sessioning this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We had the best trip.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We'll get a bit more into everything that happened at first.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
We have to start with our hear me out. Yeah,
I think Riley take it away.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'll go first.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My HEMI out is people who say they don't like
cats are scared of them. Yeah, but I don't understand
why people are scut of cats because they're beautiful and
they're innocent.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
They've got babe, they've.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Got no give me an attack when they were younger because.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You made But see, I was bitten by a cat
when I was younger, and here I am today.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I think.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
She lives to tell the story happened.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
There was a cat that it was an orange cat,
and it came up to her front door, and I
was a kid, and I pulled its tail and it
came and scratched me and bit me. And I still
love them because I'm no bitch. I'm saying I think
everyone else you're scared. I understand a fear of dogs
more than a fear of cats. And they jump on
you and they like half.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I just think.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Of them like little furry dogs that jump up on
my fucking legs.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Sit down, you know, I don't think because your food,
then they'll go eat your neighbor's food and they'll come
back like nothing's happened.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, and then they only want your lap if you're
sitting down and you're not. You know, they want what
they can get. I can't take that. I give back
your cats give a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I like to feel like needed, and that's what they
give me. Otherwise, every other independent cat, I'm like independent cat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
My cat is a bit of an independent cat. She
doesn't give much back.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yet, boy's been giving us a lot. Yeah, she gave
me yesterday, Like if she could talk, she definitely said
droplets of poever. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If you're out, all right, hear me out.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I reckon fast food chain serve better fries than fancy restaurants. Absolutely,
When you pay fifteen dollars for fries and they come
out of the restaurants the scam half the time.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Say there's few places that give better fries. Than mcduonte's,
Like I actually.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Malay baby yeah unless.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
They quadruple ripple fry it, then that just makes the cut.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But something like the soginess of like you know, not
like a song. Yeah, like a little bit because they're
like a bit soft and yah yeah I love and
they're salty, those.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Brown ones when you're like, really, I need to be
like the color of your shirt when I.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Take it out of the black because it's so crunchy.
That's controversial in itself.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm not sure where you're finding those.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know, like extra deep fried.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Those lips were on different pages.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Could quality control? Maybe you know what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So I worked at McDonald's and I've grilled my arm
once or twice on the fry machine like hashtag burns
because of the like and you know what I think, Yeah,
you pull it out, it hits your arm, You burn
your arm, that skin is now on the thing, and
then you just put it back in the oil and
then the chips are all fried in your skin.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Hey, if you were stuck desert island, would you eat?
Like would we eat each other?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I would?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
How it's you know what I mean? You were dead.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
If so, maybe if someone yeah, we have to go
off whoever dies first, and then we'd eat it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
If no one dies, you'd have to sacrifice a member.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
If I'm gonna die, absolutely anyway, I probably wouldn't kill
or kill to eat anything.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But if I was, like, if I.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Can just live off one of you for like six
months and then I get rescued, but all of you
are going to die anyway, I would kill one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
I feel like she's this in.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
The Okay, well I didn't really think she'd think about
it that deeply, but she did.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what, you're my sisters. I'm going to say,
you're probably safe. I'm looking at you.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
So it's so mean.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Kill whoever's got to do more chunk in the trunks,
Like if.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They were like one of you had to, like one
of you has to die for all of you to live.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, we're going to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, you would physically eat one if.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You would self, Yes, I would physically eat human excellent.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean, if you're starting for thirty days, you'd probably
result that way.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
If you think about those guys in the Andes that crashed.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I just wanted to make sure we weren't morally sound
like that, to make sure. I would say, winning survive.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It wouldn't be easy.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I would hope it would turn into a bit of
a jerky sit.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Those those boys did do sort of a jerky sit.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They did. They dried it out in like pieces.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But I think they were all a bit traumatized when
they came home. No ship, I'm not going to enjoy it.
But if it means I'm going.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
To live, I mean I'm going to eat one of you.
For some people.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Yeah, you don't know until you do it, and then
you're a bit too much. I exult it is all
I'm saying. So it might be my thing.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You don't know, but you're not going to find salt
to put on the human insulting naturally, I don't know
what to say.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm not really sure how to respond.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It's like, oh God, sweet, all right, we get it.
You're not a lesbian, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Being on a trip three quarter lesbian it was I reckon.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Honestly, one of the funniest things in the world was
when they got hit on and they just go, I've
got a girlfriend and the guy was like girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, I think that's not a real thing.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
They're like, that's hot. Can I join?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, that's funny. So what's Instagram? I've got a girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
He's like, yeah, but what is it? Is it with
the sea?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You also think though, let's say you don't you're not
a lesbian and you're just saying it. If someone's lied
to you and said they have a girlfriend, take the
elk exactly, no way out of this situation, either lesbian
or not interested walking fun away.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
We had kissed in front of a guy and then
later said we're together and they went really.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And he goes no. So Tessa and I we were
actually out and there were people we knew there and
we weren't like officially together yet this is great, and
these two guys that we know, Tessa and I were
holding hands, making out everything right in front of them
as we're having a conversation. And then after we hard launched,
(07:29):
this guy messages us and goes, I knew something was
going on, and we were like, if you didn't know,
there would have been a problem.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, we thought we would that he was joking like.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
We were literally making out, and then one of the
guys even tried to slide in after that, before the
hard launch, and then apparently he was like, oh, I
didn't realize they were together.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's like, what do you think is happening?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Every day one word of things that I'm like, thank God,
I've jumped the fence, and I wish I did it sooner.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Actually, you know what, this wasn't my hear me out,
but I'm gonna make it my hear me out.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Listening hear me out. Everyone's a little bit gay.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm not h You just don't know. Do I give
thirty You've still got years? Do I give gay?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
You give if something's hot enough? You might get confused.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Okay, there is a statistic that women watch lesbian porn
and men watch amateur porn. So I think if a
woman came across a woman that my sickle of fancy,
she'll be all in on it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, it's not a statistic for the reason I never.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Say never, but I don't feel that that's in me.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I'm glad we're going to clip this and in five
years time we're going to feel.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No. I really I think, and like the boys are
testing me, do you know what I mean? You're almost
pushing me.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
So we need a chill on the man hate because
I do have to vine one eventually.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, all hands on deck last week.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
No, that's her new Zealand accent.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
She means four hands on.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Because I was the only single one in the whole
fucking gang. We met all the people that we were
there with, and I'm like, guys, gather, gather.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Can I say something, though, is on the slopes that
was sexy?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sexy? Like we should have found your men a man
up in the mountain.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
No, no, no, we would have had to make them
take their helmet off because they could all be bald but.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Not an issue.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Balding is an issue. Hit me out balding.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
No, but that would have been like dating blind and
you have to fall in love the personality because you
don't know what they look like.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
We should have done lovers blind on the mountain.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I'm surprised you guys didn't chuck me on a ski
lift to the group of guys and leave me behind,
like I was concerned about that. It was, you know,
push her forward with the snowboarders. A guy being a
hot snowboarder? Is I was actually watching snowboard videos?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Okay, wait, what about.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
A little bit of lesbian right question for you?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
It was what about if he was a hot ten
out of ten man, but he skied.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't care if my next question if he's a
good skier hot but like.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Me, if you snow power.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
Flower like Chrissy, you like to say another hot thing. Though,
Christina and I were sucking a blizzard but still doing
her content shoot because of course, got to get the
flick right. And this girl comes skiing up to us, majesty,
majestic starts skiing backwards and doing spins on the sponge
like I'll take.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
It for you.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
So she just kept smizing good for you, she.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wanted. She was using her own phone, or she took.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
She even got up and down taking Katie. But mind you,
she was like a two after she went backwards, nine
and a half.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Like this.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
There's something really trying him about someone being really good
at something.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Said I said that to you.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yes, that's the thing is when they're good at something
that you're not that good at. It's like when I'm
skiing down the slopes thinking I'm flying and a guy
goes past me on a snowboard like assooming down.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
I'm like that's hard.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I'm so in love with Riley because there's nothing that
bitch can't do. Like, she's so good at everything, and
I'm like, I was good at skiing.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I need to hear from someone that isn't you are great.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You definitely are good.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
But I like lying.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I like you.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
You're biased. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I like people saying that I was amazing on the slopes.
Riley's amazing in the slopes. We're not incredible skiers.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You just can skip.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
For both of us.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I was watching it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Christy like one he had one good thing.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Christ he was on the slopes. You look well, say.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You didn't fall on your second day?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
That I mean, I'll take it now.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
If you were standing still at the bottom of the
slopes without your skis on, you look top.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, all the gear, no idea, whenever you were not.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Skiing turn out of ten.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
When I was in the hotel, turned out the.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Moment she put those skis on and started going downhill, down,
I reckon your ankles? Would youzza craps?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
The whole way down?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It was either get cramps or a fall off.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The cliff skin is actually brutal because you're like I
can't stop here.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Every day in pain.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Oh my god, the biggest I committed to the cause.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay, does you fall?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And you're asking us if you how does that happen?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
She probably ripped a muscle plowing so hard. I'm not
even kidding. You ripped a muscle.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Ship All right, guys, we're going to get into some
listener hear me outs that we've been curating for this
very moment.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I love thousand years this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
He sounded like one of those people that like open
movie credits.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I almost did my Voldemort voice.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Give it, give it as as show that tell the people.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Her friends asked me if this was an ink, and
I said, it actually turned me on.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
I'm not going to do the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just do the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm not going to give it to everyone that easy.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
But come on, you've committed and the action and everything.
Can't do the action I make her do this? Probably boy, No,
(13:38):
I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No, come on, look at me, come on, just a
little bit of wand like.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Turning your mic off if you don't finish it, this
is what the action you do. Because he holds his
wand yeah, like, yes, that's good, that's good. Yeah, I'm shy.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I'm shy. Okay, we know what. I get to see
it and it's hot before this.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That's like the end of last time.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
No, no, that's the start.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
The end is gives you like a sexual relase you like.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
It feels like one twentieth of an orgasm? Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
What's a sneaz one eighth, isn't it? So it's more
than a sneeze or less than a sneeze?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Oh, it's it's a bit less than a sneeze, so.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's like one six. I mean, okay, to carry.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
The one yet?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Is he actually in school? I feel like everyone online
thinks I'm really dumb. I wasn't good maths, my ass.
I ducked my Year eleven maths class bull ship, No bullshit.
I got one hundred percent on every test a whole
of Year eleven eleven MAT's general.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Like, yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I could have been in the big upper class, but
I was like, would I rather not be the top
of it? Could have been class on the bottom of
upper classes. I know what makes me feel better?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
She was in general is still crazy? I was facing
d you know what, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
I will interject here.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Having a conversation with you too, tickles every part of
my brain because they are so intellectually stimulating.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
They are switched on which on, and it gives me life.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like some business think that I'm an idiot because I
like do like my brain sometimes because.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Silly articulate. I appreciate that. Yeah, nothing feels better than that. Okay,
listening to him out.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
That was one twentieth orgasm hearing that just is get
anything from you.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm given it a one tenth.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
She's waiting until she's in the car. She's like your
voice member that.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She was Tessa always all right?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Can I ask hear me out, your sister's partner isn't
allowed to make sexual like innuendos in your presence, Like
she always make give me actual jokes about no, no, no,
I'm not done. She makes these sexual jokes about Riley
while I'm standing there, and I'm like, that is all
good and fun around your friends, But that.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is my sister you're talking about, and no, not done.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And if I had a boyfriend who was making all
these jokes about having sex with me in front of
my sister would be uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Fate, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I will side with his ear. You know what, you
can she with myself because you're so hot.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I remind you.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Wait, can I ask you something? If your brother's sister
came to you and said you won't believe your.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Brother and my brother.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
My brothers girlfriend. What would you do if she came
up and said you won't.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Believe but we tried last night? Okay, what do I say?
That's actually back? Because I do not know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm going to eat you later. I did.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
To you more than I probably said that about right.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, well, I just needed a stop. Sorry, I'm a
sexual person being around You're not around the family members.
That's all I asked, Christy. You can do it to
your heart's.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Content, argue that is. My sister's going to stop, so well,
I'm going to spend less time with you. Then, I'm sorry.
Your sister's makes her uncomfortable too, No, she just sits there.
She's pretty. He definitely doesn't make me as uncomfortable as
it makes.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know, if I'm sitting there, it's like.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I would feel that way if it was your boyfriend
doing it.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
For sure. Yeah, if my boyfriend was saying like, yeah,
she's already desensitized to it. I think you'll get there,
you'll defense.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I don't want to get to a point where that's.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yet.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I would be happy that you're just getting you.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Say that, but I'm like, you could know that I'm
doing it without me needing to run you through the
intimate details of it. Would you know you're getting sister
and you only need to know? Is like it's happening
to happen.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's all. So let's.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Ask a question.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Do you think how you sexually behave or whether you're
good in bed is genetics?
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Like, but then your family, but they're not proof for it.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
It could be like your mom was a freak. Like
I'm just asking this, Yes I do, that makes sense,
but bically.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I know what he is like in bed.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's like I remember someone saying that they kissed two
brothers and was like, they kissed the exact same three
brothers and.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
All three you kiss three brothers from the same family.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
No, yes, and different times.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Years apart, So how did they all go? Yeah, let's
go for ones. I don't think they are all hectic
double gingers anyway.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
It's not moral obvious. They didn't all kiss the same.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Okay, well I must be a case to case basis.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah, maybe I'll just prove my own theory that it's
not true. But I wish you didn't have to anyway
when we just got.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Down to the answer anyway, all right, hear me out.
Girls should not be paying entry into clubs.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You want me there?
Speaker 5 (19:38):
True?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I have to say true, because if you want men
in there, you need girls in there.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Why most of the time girls A lot of time
girls don't pay entry, but.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
A lot in Melbourne you do.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I find it's only kind of like if you know
someone you don't but like in other countries, I feel
like a lot of the time you can get in
with booths and men, but it's like you'll pay entry
if you don't know anyone. And I just feel like
girls shouldn't have to.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
They should be considering they don't like guys in unless
they've got girls.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah yeah, And it's like they will stop the guys
coming in if there isn't enough girls, like they need
a good ratio, Like they won't let a bunch of
guys in and no girl.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
So I was like, you want more girls make it free.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, but if you didn't have to pay, would you
be going out a lot more than you currently do?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, I don't think it makes me.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I want to go in that club, but it's twenty dollars.
Take twenty dollars, I'm going in that car. I'm not
going to go because it's free.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
It would help out.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I think it would make me appreciate the club more
if I got free drinks, Yeah, I'd go out more.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
If I knew I was getting free drinks all night, like,
no question, then I'd probably go.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
To that bar more.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's up the scales of give me free drinks and
I will a ten more. Yeah, yeah, free and probably
not yeah, because and she's not getting me much like
I know it's getting me in.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
There, but like I want the drinks.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, we need to pitch that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Bar with free drinks for all girls.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You want us in, you're about to pay up?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah? By lah?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Guys, we need to ex.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Getting scared listening crazy mate does it the best?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Okay, So we all get into the lift right of
this hotel and we pressed level one. Anyway, we get
to level one and.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Were this was not an every time occur. We've been
in this lift five times already.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, different girls on shift say what level you get
up to in the.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Lift, even though they're prerecorded.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
This one time we were in the lift, we here
floor about it.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
She was thinking about what floor we're on, and she forgot.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
She was like.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
And then and then we just snowballed and we're like, huh.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, but the thing you guys were in a different
lift to me. I had gone up an hour earlier,
and so I had heard that alone and gone that
coming from And then they all run into the room going.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
But only on one lip. Any time we happened to
get the wrong lift.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
We sent it up just so we could listen to.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
The we got to get it again, we could happen
on that one day we tried to record it so
we could show you, guys, and then we recorded for
twenty minutes and she just kept going.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Level one, beautiful one, and then we're like, I reckon
she could. Yeah, I probably heard us talking laughing at.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
The from that one time. We were on the whole
way times that the cameras probably picked up on it.
So the girl was too embarrassed to ever because we
got fined, she got.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
We started doing, then we started going for.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That reminds me of hang on. Test is like, obviously
how old?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
How much older are you? Then the older person he
probably like a lot. So we got like telling you
like you know, like twenty four years like of our mom.
We're all in line to get a dream and this
we kind of walk into the line entry and we
separate a guy from his group of friends, and I go, oh,
where in.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The way of that guy? Like there, he's just there.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Christy needs to say it because she's not good to
that where I like turned to the girls and say, oh,
that guy, can.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
We let him through to go to his friends?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
And then.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Grabs this guy by the front of his basically and
like pulls him through, going like join your friends.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Let me, I said, come come on, join your friends.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Like you know, if I would have let someone through,
I'd be like, oh, sorry, like do you want to
go up to your friends?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Like that's how I would say, You're like, come on.
He could be my son.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
He could have been like he was like ten. I
was like, come on, I felt this way.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
With my walking stick, right.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Was so little as.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
My grandma's like notoriously little.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
It was just.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Did you realize how you just mebilize that you go,
I'm actually seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Let me just say, these fucking girls, wow, I'm single.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You can't be making embarrassing statements around a bunch of
hot skiers and snow waters about me.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's gonna it's gonna get me.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then I've said, oh, I think my boots are
too small, Like, does anyone else's toes really hurt? Like
my toes were like heavily pressing up against the front
of the boot, And I was like, does anyone else's
tone I was regularly fall off.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
I think she's expecting all of us to be like
this regularly, like two.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
A year, is what I mean. And I've never liked that.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's my Let me say why, because I always wear
pumps and I've got like wider feet, so my pinky
toe always like falls off.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
And then the rest of it all it was It's true.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I've okay, I lost the tonel once my pinky to
when I broke my toe.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Okay, well that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
But regularly I'm not talking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
I know, but I'm not talking. I've got three gone
at a fucking time, And I was just my toes.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
We didn't actually even give her ship. We just started
repeating what she was saying.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, do you need anyone got three meters?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
When she pulls the socks off because they're so long,
they kept going and guys stop, like there's people everywhere,
and they keep making jokes about my toenails.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
And then Easy started hugging me and getting really cuddly,
and I was like, easy to get to MEM's first trim.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Why are you exposing me?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Like no, I said you were hot on those slopes.
I didn't even know about your TOAs wrong with I
love you in spite of Actually, she just pulled her
dogs out and they look beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
My dogs are gorgeous. Can I just say dogs looked good?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Molly Cook is in love with my fucking feet things
are the cutest things ever, and always makes me phono.
She just thinks my toes are really cute because they're
really fat.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, maybe just make a group translated to all of
us and we can make sure they're trimmed.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And they will tell you when you know my toes
are they are very short and fat.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm very square, Okay, I hope everyone gets that visual nice.
I'm good, but being the single one on a trip
is fucking brutal. There was this guy that comes up
to Christina obviously you know, not thinking she's les me
in a relationship, goes, oh, you're beautiful, Like what's your number?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
What can I have your name or something?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
And she goes, oh, I'm actually I've got to go
from but you know who's single, and I'm standing behind her,
going don't.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Do it, don't just do it.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
This is not I'm not.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I actually go like, Chrissy, stop and then she goes,
my friend over there, isn't she gorgeous? She's single and
this isn't a man.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That is like they've asked me like explicitly, what is
your type?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And yeah, there will be guys that are without my
tie like with repeat, he says demon big every time
she stutters, and I think it's the funniest thing I've
ever works. Now hopefully it won't happen. There will be
guys that are outside of like my type that I
(27:07):
still like, you know, but this guy was probably.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Not going to be one of them.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Very sweet, lovely, lovely, lovely guy, lovely, but he now
has he has Instagram and messes me every couple of days.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So you can cheat on you. I look after my girl.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
There's more too relationships than not cheating.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Christie bases everything off, like as long as they don't
cheat on you, it's like they're the best.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm not a criminal cheat on me.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Anyone would cheat, you know.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
People always say like, don't give an ugly guy a chance,
like they'll ruin it. The ugly guys like are always
a lot of the time, the ones.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Who cheat too.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
My boyfriend cheated on me exactly and not we should
shoot should we do the PSA?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, I've not. I spoke about him last episode and
said how much I loved him, so just.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
About believe it or whatever. Yeah, my ugliest boyfriend was
the one who cheated on me. So you've got to
be careful of the ugly ones too. You've got to
be careful of all of them. They're dangerous people. That
actually leads into the next listener.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Here, here we go hit. All men cheat at some
point in their life.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Absolutely classifies emotional Okay, yeah, it is cheating guys.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
I would I wouldn't even put a gender on that.
Women are fucking worse.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, they do emotional cheating every saved you. You're saying
you're safe to Nick.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I just want to say that I do not believe
that all men cheat at some point in their life. Reckon.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
There's guys that just would never dream about, Like I
would never have brothers. I've never even emotionally cheated on
someone on anybody like I've never even when I've got
a boyfriend. It's very much tunnel vision for me, Like
you guys say it is like I would never even
text someone. I like, don't even reply to a man's
text if I've got a boyfriend. So I think there
are a lot of men out there that would never
even dream of cheating on their partner.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, I feel like I only speak from experience because
I've never had someone who's not even entertained the thought
of it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I haven't either both my cheating on me like they
fucking sucked I was a loyal angel and they're still
fucked it up. I'm just saying I don't believe that
that's across the board.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I think there are I haven't had any bad experiences
with guys who have treated so I'm gonna like, apparently
I'm not not that kind of lesbians.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I'm like I believe in guys. I think they can
be decent. Thank you, I really can. I think they can.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I believe guys can be decent and definitely can.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
That's huge for me as someone who hasn't experienced a
decent guy. I still do believe that they're like, I
absolutely do. My fucking co star always comes up every day.
It came up with like, you love love so much?
And I'm like, I'm around.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
All these I love love.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
He's messaging you every couple of days.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yes, I haven't responded.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He doesn't even think.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Let's get coffee next week. I'm like, you live in
a fucking different country.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Oh my god, what if he said I will fly
down to see you.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
I don't say.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No, I'm not interested. I'm sorry. I'm allowed to not
be interested.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Just because I'm a single girl does not mean every
guy that shows me interest I have to be you
just become friends with them.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Do you know what I don't want?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I don't need more friends.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
No, because he wants more.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
He's a random.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He barely even spoke to me. He wanted Chrissy just
off my Instagram because she made him. I'm no second choice.
All right, We were sounding right next to each other.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And he went for Prizzy.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Agree with that. If you're sending in a group of
girls and the guy doesn't come up to you and
you asked like a second and.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'm right next to her, would like, don't even text me.
You wanted my friends? She was a lesbian and then
you asked for my instagram because I was the only
single one.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Like, imagine that being your story of how you met
your partner actually my friend, and then I was the
only single one and they're like, yeah to.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Me, that's why I'm not even I'm gonna respond to
this guy. You weren't interested in me, and to be like,
there are many reasons why when I'm responding to this Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I thought that was a weird play, like like your friend,
but oh wait, you're the only single one. Great, Can
I have your Instagram? I'm like, yeah, but I'm not
gonna follow you back one extra bollow see you later, buddy.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hell yeah, I'll take the.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Hear me out.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
There's a website called Unethical Ways to Make Money and
one of the options is that you can donate to
a pirate ship that goes around robbing people at sea.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Then you get a.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Percentage of the money they make from their heists. Hear
me out, not about option?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Okay, can you link me?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
That's such noisy.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Do you think these pirates are like tracking their money?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
No, get crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I was on pirate in modern pirate TikTok last night
last night, snowboarding snowboarding in pirates.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
One thing, piracy is a scam in itself.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
So you were donated pirates.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
We're talking pirates.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Themselves. So you were donating to a scam. No, you're
not going to get a dog you're talking about we're
talking about the men on.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Boats that.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Said before that they're not going to be honest about maybe.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, but obviously is still happening. People are getting a
bit of money back.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Maybe you don't get the exact advantage they've promised, but
you're going to get the money back.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I don't think you'll.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I had a feeling this morning like funk, I'd be
a pirate. And that is the weirdest feeling because they
were talking why I don't. I just really like felt
like I was on a ship at one sage looking
at it seat and I was like I could be
a pirate.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Ship work you need to be. I was also on
crack this morning a parent.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
Do you need to be?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Do you need to be a pirate to be on
the bottom?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No, I really like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I'm just going to say no, I would not donate
to pirates that are like hurting and stealing people's.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
But I wanted to get any more than just they
scare the funk out of you day like they want
to help people. Yeah, him to you, they would say,
would assault, they would smell.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'll you five dollars to have a shower. Yeah, I'm
not going to donate to you. Of course.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I kind of want to know what else is on
that list though? What list?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Want to have the list? Yeah, I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I would love to and we'll just say quick yes
or nose if we were.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Doing These are all like words we don't really understand.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Words you don't understand, all right, Affiliate marketing schemes, price gouging,
payday lending, all.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Of them are you know, Yeah, that's like I don't
think they're very interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
No, that they're not like giving to pirates, you know, Okay,
give us one want illegal things?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, I want questionable.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Ship Yeah, give me something. I'd end up in prison
for one.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Reddit that's where we like.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I love Reddit, I love so do I but fun
people are rude on Reddit.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I know you know you can cheat on Reddit. You
can cheat on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
It's a full thing.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Do you want to hear the craziest thing? You can
now cheat on the notes app.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
What do you mean cheating?
Speaker 6 (33:45):
No? I know this, yeah, yes, like cheat on your
cheat on your partner. So text another person.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
On the note through the giving people ideas.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
You know.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I had this on the radio and I was gofmacked.
Unlesia and I looked at each other like there's no
way because you can.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Collab break some and so like a messaging platform that's
sort of safe.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, yes, and then you can erase it and they
can editor it any time and you just get a
just so often to see they responded to your note
that you collaborate.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Because it says and why would I ever think to
check your notes?
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Even though I would love to look at everyone my
notes would put me in prison?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Also on the calendar app, how crazy is that?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Let's just finish that was that's like not unethical ways,
that's just weird ways to let's just go some weird
ways to make money, and would you do it just
yes or no?
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Being a roadkill cleaner, I don't think so I.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Can't smell yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Google sensitive content checker.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yes, absolutely, I want to know.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
They spend hours trolling through disturbing YouTube videos and blocking
the way like I cry if I see a video
of a cat on the side. No way, there's like
extreme violence, disturbing content.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
No way.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Selling your body parts, I would sell like my appendix,
and I think that's as far as I would sell.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah. Probably that's it only because I don't need that,
just like this.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Oh your hair, that's a good one. Done.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, what about an actual part? Maybe an ear or two?
So I'm dead.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Clinical trials, what's that like when they're testing a new
drug for something or and they pay you.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
That would be the trial.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
But then like you could get the placebo and just
go scot free with money, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, but it is so true.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
But absolutely I would tell you my life all right.
Headstone cleaning, Yeah, I don't like cleaning my own house.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
I actually would get satisfaction out of that.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Because you're like helping someone you know from like you're
like I'm making this more respectful for you.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, that doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
She's huge much money. Yeah, it's so satisfying to watch.
But she like cleans random people's Like, it just doesn't.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
She's like, she just I don't know what you're doing,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Could you eat dog food to try? I reckon, I reckon.
It depends I wouldn't. It depends on the brand, even
for a snack like a country little like nibble like
cookie sort of vibe like maybe, but I wouldn't be
eating that like wet.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I think I would for the right price, Yeah, the
right price.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, how much are we giving us?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Minimum?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Twenty thousand dollars was an average starting salary salary brother.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
No, no, no, that's apartment store. Don't worry ignore me.
A dog pook clean.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Got a slave labor brother, dog food cleaner, dog poop
cleaner dog.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Working, guys, because you've used your mouth.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
You worked.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's not like bloody Mary, bloody make money morning.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
You can get paid to show up as a professional
mourner to funerals, so they have like oh my god,
hell yeah, I would cry at a random's funeral.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
They could even get you on the mic crying if
they were as soon as they did the slide show
with the photos.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, it's the eulogies. Eulogies fucked me up, the eulogies. Okay,
do we have to end it now?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (37:21):
I reckon, We've got a lot of good stuff in there. Fine,
let's just end it.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Though.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Moral of this is like the best skirl band I've
ever been a part of.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
What should it be called?
Speaker 5 (37:30):
And we come as a forceome what should be called?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
What should say something about? Something about something sexual?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, nothing sexual testa because there's two sisters in the group.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Okay, okay, she was like, fuck my genius, would it
be scissor? Sisters?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I get it, but like I don't want to know officially,
I have not jumped the fence.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
We'll do this, and you guys are in the background
like this, you know, like, sisters.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I get it, but we'll have to work on that.
You guys can give us some idea.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
You know what, do you have any ideas? Anyone? Give
us some ideas?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Give us No, no, we don't have time, but but
I suggestion who would drop me back off? Like, please
come up with a girl band name for three lesbians?
And two of them most sisters, and that would come
up with some good names.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
But we'll get back to.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That, all right. Guys, that's all we have time for.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Thank you so much for coming, and we'll have to
do a girl band regroup at some point.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
We love you, We love you you. Bye bye bye
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