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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pepper spray. She got a little one that looks like
a lipstick, and our fucking grandma used it and she did. Hi, guys,
welcome back to hear Me Out. Today is a very
special episode. We have a guest. Introduce yourself. I'm Riley.
Is his sister older sister? Yeah, not many people know that.
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People think I'm Everyone thinks is he's older than me.
I can't tell, like I would say, that's an insult
to me. Yes, and I take. I get so, like,
silently happy when people say that. Weirdly enough, I get
happy when people think I'm older. But I don't know
why really like it. I feel like it means I
exude more mature energy. No, I think it's because you
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look older than me, because you look aged because of
my feeler, I'm vertues of all the work you've I've done,
all the endless I can finally look. It's been a
long time since I've been able to call myself a natural.
But I think the nose really tipped it straight over
the age. I mean, before that, it was just slip
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filler botox, slip filler bo job. Yeah, I mean your face, yeah,
your face, Yes, botox doesn't count. Yeah, but I'm like
so many people. I think a gord just have work done,
and I'm like, I don't know. It doesn't make you
any less of a woman. It just makes you look all.
You're convincing me. Yeah, thank you. I look older. I'm
twenty four and I'm twenty six, twenty seven to twenty
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five this year. Fuck oldie, you're almost thirty. Pushing it.
You're pushing I'm middle aged. You almost are. I know
you're on the lower portion of middle age. I actually
feel like every day I feel like I'm running out
of time. Let's not talk about that, okay, So you
can well in that in your own time. So we're
gonna start with I hear me out. So we like
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to always hear our guests hear me out. Well we do.
This is our first guest. So this is what we're
going to be doing for the future. So give us
to hear me out rals. Okay, I've got two. Okay,
first one normal normal hear me out. Everyone needs to
be antiseptic, wiping their phones every single day, okay, because
phones have feces on them. Yeah, everyone, Yeah, I actually
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I agree with you. I antiseptic wipe my phone. The
fact that's not normal and people don't talk about it
is really bizarre to me. Some people would have had
this phone for two years and never exactly it because
no one tells you that you have to do that.
That needs to become a normal part of society. This
is my thing. You go to the toilet, you're on
your phone, you put it down, you wash your hands,
your phone's still disgusting. You then take you then touch
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your case, you eat your food. You're getting pool in
your mouth. Literally everyone's doing that. No, I totally agree.
I got antiseptic wipe. That would be a good new business.
Phone wipes, just easy phone wipes. Why would you waste
money when you can just buy det ol wipes because
you it's a whole thing. Anyway, Well that's my first one.
You just exposed that to the market. Someone's gonna take
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it over. Yeah, that's fine. I don't can't bother. I've fine.
After a night out, my phone is absolutely getting wipe
top to bottom, case off, wipe the whole. Yeah, yeah,
you have to take the case because you see your
phone face down, say on the top of the toilet
or something. Yeah, it's quite frankly discussed, but every time
you go to a restaurant, you find a flat place
in the bathroom to put your phone when you're going
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to the toilet. Yeah, it's like you don't know what's
been there. Don't think there's nothing worse when you go
to a bathroom and there's no place to put your
phone down, and you're like, this was designed by I'm
designed by a man. Yeah, every time, that's right, because
men can keep their phones in their back while they
stand up. You've actually lost a phone into that in
the iost a phone in the airport, in the airport toilet.
It fell out of my BA. Did you fish it out?
I had to, didn't I yeah, I've lost my phone
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in a bar toilet before, and I fished it out
and run out underwater. I like ran out of the
bathroom and started running my phone onto the tap, and
everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing. I'm like,
I used soap and fair enough, still living. It's a
normal reaction. I would have done that and then I
det I wiped it, but a lot of people would
just go, oh great, just wipe it with the people
tell and we're good to disgusting toilet on your face? Okay,
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my second one is that the late Queen Elizabeth is
a lizard. Okay, i'd be lying you, I said, I
hadn't slightly heard that before. No, no, no, you're gonna
don't believe. Hang on before we move on. No, we're
not moving on, because you need to elaborate. Riley was
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a flat Earth for a good six months. I don't
deny it because you were. We had family debates at
the dinner table, and she believed the Earth was flat
for about six months. I did, I did. I'm over it.
It's over, okay, but I truly to my core beliefs,
I was worried. Yeah, I was a flat earther. Yeah, okay, sorry.
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Lizard people explain what Elizabeth. So, it's like they're like
in other species and they come to Earth and they
like try and keep us in like a lower dementia.
I And that's what you do. Believe that a people
walking among us. I belie even lizard people and sometimes
lizard people they you should see a camera. They're going
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to influential people's bodies. I think to like do bad
things to you. Like Joe Biden, he's probably a lizard.
I've actually heard that people think he's a lizer person.
Just the videos of the way he blinks look and
it almost looks like there's a slit on the left
and right side of his eye coming off, like a
second lid. Yes, and Queen Elizabeth, you're ruining and peace.
People are gonna stop. This is also a lizard, Queen Elizabeth. Oh, okay,
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you might hear me outs. Okay. Actually, on the topic
of hear me outs, we were talking in the car
about like someone said, are really funny hear me out,
And I'm gonna just say it because I think it's hilarious.
Someone said, to hear me out, the skull on the
eye get vapes is really fine, like really hot, and
I think that's just hilarious. But then we're thinking, like,
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who's someone that he thinks good looking that's like not
good looking, you know. And I actually posted this on
my TikTok a couple of months ago, maybe six months ago,
and I deleted it after like fifteen minutes because no
one agreed with me and everyone was like, your fuck
do I shrut from the office, Yeah, no, you've said
this to me. I could actually find our messages when
Izz he said this to me. I think there was no, okay.
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So I rewatched The Office for like, okay, really meant it,
and there were a couple moments in it where I
was like, I get it. There's moments where he's like
really prospective of Angela and I just think there's something
about him. But I always then we'll rewatch. And there's
so many moments in it where a really ugly person
I think I also watch. I love watching behind the
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scenes of the Office when they're all like last hilarious,
Jim endearing, Oh, Jim helping is like the hottest little
squea giggle. I'm so hot. He's my dream man. But
there's something about Dwight sometimes, very very rarely, but don't
go thinking that's my type. What about Rick Sanchez from
Rick and Morty. I'm not a Rick and Morty. Stay,
there's something about him game. Let me have a look.
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He's just so blase a but really smart as well,
you know, like he would and he is a cartoon
you do anything for you, you know, that's what I reckon.
Oh my god, you mean the scientists with the wrinkles.
It's hear me out. Look, I think shirts are the man.
No way white shirts actually a person. But you think
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lizard people walk, they do the people walk on our
flat earth? Yeah? Yes, okay a lizard people in the
earth is flat. So this is your first time in
a podcast? Yes, how you feeling first and last? Because
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you are. I'm totally kidding, guys. I could do a
podcast if I wanted to do you absolutely go? Actually
is he said to me. The one thing you can't
do is get a podcast. That's what she said. It's fine,
I've got I've got a job. Yeah, because it's like, well,
then you're biting my skis do you know what? I
would never do that, But I think because it's you
have to remember in this episode, if I seem like,
all of a sudden, I'm a really mean person, it's
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my sister. I was actually thinking that the people are
gonna hate. Let yourself out. Like the way she speaks
to me is no, no, we're not putting any of
that in. So you can continue. But Blake's cutting that out.
You need to still make sure I look like a
good person at the end of this. I'm joking. Riley's great,
and she's just started doing social media more highly. People
love it, people love you. Yeah, give the people what
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they want. Yeah, I feel like people like us because
we're more authentic online. Less yeah, definitely, less curated, less esthetic,
less aesthetic. I have no esthetics in my body, no, yeah,
So I'm just like it's initially I look with envy
at people that do have that game, but I'm like,
that's not why people like me. So I kind of
need to lean into the other side of it. You know.
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I agree people don't like us for our aesthetic. There
isn't one. There isn't one. It's messy and it's no. Yeah,
for those who don't know, you tell us a little
bit about yourself. What do you do? I know there's nothing,
whereas it's like hang on, sorrypting, but who cares? Yeah, okay,
never mind, you'll agree with me, which I'm saying this.
The reason I didn't go to UNI is because I
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don't want the teacher to ask me to stund up
and tell three facts about myself. Yeah, and you do
have to do that, and you have to do that
one on one with the person you've never met as well.
I'm not doing that. So I'm asking you to tell
us three facts. Three facts, na, okay, just about myself. Yeah,
I'm twenty six I'm a liberal Pisces. Pisces, and you
get into the astrologers out there, I'm mature astrologists. Nothing, yes, amateurs.
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I have no idea. But what else? I what do
you do for it? A talent acquisition specialist in a
for a department store, like hiring people and stuff. I
do hiring for the head office for this company. It's
great and I love it, full time, very corporate. I
live with Izzy, you know that. Oh, yeah, we live
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together now after Riley moved out when I was I
moved out when I was twenty three, so when I
was twenty one, Yeah, and I lived by myself for
like two years. Yeah, you've lived with people that slowly
plopped that all left me. Yeah, and then for different reasons,
then I moved out, lived by myself. You lived with
your boyfriend at the time, and then alone again. He
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cheated on me, and then he cheated on me seven times,
and then I kicked him out, and then I moved
him with mum to save money from Mexico. And now
now we live together. Yeah, and we have three cats. Yeah,
they all look the same. Was that mina like way better? Sorry,
that's not what I meant. I meant they look physically
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you don't get to diss my catamory physically stronger. They're
older there, like two years from death. Hey, that's not no. No,
I love Lenning and Boo. They are soul and they
are living until they're thirty. No, they really they're lizab
They are lizards and shortened. Who's ever? But she's really
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really find she kind of looks like me. How would
you describe our family dynamic? And a few were chaotic? Yeah,
I was very chaotic, like there's no peace and quiet.
I feel like this is arrogant, but like I think
anyone in our family would totally agree. Bring the excitement
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to any family again, and if one of us isn't there.
There was one Christmas Riley was away and I was hungover,
and it was just one of those Christmases that was
like no one speaks about it and anyone it's the
Christmas that shall not be named and the Voldemort Christmases.
We were at a different house to normal, like a
different family member's house, and I fell asleep on the
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couch like before lunch, and no one else and I left.
No one else talks, No, we just we never talk
about that Christmas. But we everyone kind of just like
stares at us while we converse with each other the table.
I enjoy it. I feel like it's like a performance. Yeah,
it's like we have to have like our performing shoes,
and like you got to you can't be hung over.
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Everyone's watching us. It's crazy and everyone loves it. They
just like smile and laugh, and it's like I love
being around people that laugh at everything I say because
it makes me feel really good. And Christmas is one
of those times. It's just a day full of love,
laughter and everyone thinking everything we say is the funniest
so true. Yeah, it's amazing. Was I a good sister
growing up? No? Okay, short answer, no long answer. Obviously
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obviously childhood when we were like before puberty. Yes, we
were vibes because you idolized me and everything I did.
I was like, God, that felt really good. She bit
me on the back once, and then you hit puberty.
It was a fucking nightmare. I probably the amount of
times I would have cried. You were the reason I
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originally wanted to move out of home. I could say
that with food. Let me just preface, we can say
I've changed. Yes, I wouldn't be living with you. I
was one of those people that when I went through puberty,
I really was that fucking monster. She was a She
would just walk around the house and tear everybody does.
I was in a really, really bad place for a
couple of years there in my let's just I'm not
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a monster. I was a monster. I was a puberty
were a monster. I just really struggle with expressing my emotions,
expressing expressing my emotions healthily. And I was really angry.
And to be fair, so I was mum. We love
Mom was angry too. Mum was in the world for
each other for a couple of years. Yeah, it was
awful and now I love Mom. We're great slave. But
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it was a hard couple of years out the gate
and I was I was a terror. Yeah, absolutely nightmare.
Yeah was I a good sister growing up? You just
cried a lot. I still remember. I feel like those years, honestly,
in my mind, such a blur because everything was just shiite,
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Like I was in such a fucking Yeah. I didn't
think you realized other people existed except to like ruin
their lives in your family. I mean, yeah, yeah, I've changed.
Can you tell the people I've changed, She's changed a
bit more enthusiastics changed. Guys. Okay, is there something you
saw me doing career wise? Growing up? I had no
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fucking idea what you were going to do. I didn't
even have you is. He had no goals. You had
no goals, no dreams, no aspirations. You were just like
day to day. You know, he didn't give a shit
about school, and then afterwards because everyone was a no asshole,
you didn't want to do anything after because I didn't
want to say three facts about myself and out of
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my UNI class. That's why. That's literally why it was
a big pushing reason. That's to why i'd have heard
that first year, because I was like, I'm not going
you started UNI. I got into UNI doing what business? Marketing? Oh,
it's so up your alli. Well, I wanted to I
want to do marketing, I eitially want to event planning,
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and then I want it to be a have your analysis.
But we discussed that in the last episode. Okay, anyway,
do you have any top travel tips for the girl is,
because obviously you just got back from Europe. You've done
a lot of traveling in Central America, South America. That's
like a yearly little journey for ya. Yeah, travel tips. Yeah,
packing squares is so important if you're traveling to places
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where you're going like you know, four days. Yeah travel
What did I say? Packing square, packing squares, packing cubes, whatever,
must get them on Amazon Hostels. Read the reviews. I
stayed in a hostel when I went to Mexico and
they blasted loud music until midnight. Is it a party hostel? Yes,
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but like, like you know how there are ones that
are marked the sort of party hostels And I didn't
understand how bad that was going to be. Yeah, and
I was jet lagged and it was a fucking nightmare.
So read the reviews. If you book a party hostel,
you need to be you need to be keen to
party every single night or you will hate it. Yeah.
I remember seeing I saw it TikTok of some girl
walking through She was at a party her cell and
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the hostel was litually like above the club. So you
see her like inner pajamas walking through this club in
like Central America, go upstairs and brush her teeth, and
she's like rushing her teeth and there's like like fluorescent
lights blasting in the bathroom. It's a nightmare. What else
pepper spray I carry carry? Riley carried a little there.
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I think they're illegal, to be completely straight with you, you can.
She got them on the black market. No black market,
it was. It was you can buy them in Western Australia.
She got a little one that looks like a lipstick,
and our fucking grandma used it. And she did she
use perfume, nothing, little Spanish grandma. Yeah, got Riley's lipstick,
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the perfume thing out of her bag and sprayed it
on her neck. And it's fucking pepper spray. Yeah, she's okay.
She wasn't with her. She was staying in my bedroom
at Dad's house, my old bedroom, and she opened the
drawer for some reason and my little lipstick pepper spray
was still in there, and she just was like, what's
this spray? Spray spray? I can't even begin to I
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can't imagine what. We never really got much of a
I did. Dad was like, what the fuck grandma used?
Why do you have a pepper sprays looks like lipstick
in your bedside table? She's fast, fine, she's fine driving.
I don't know how, I don't I think it was
more directed at a neck, and she got a bit
of a backlash of me. It wasn't like this was
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like a fake pepper spray and it was old, so
I think the potentness of it had definitely gotten out
of it. She's okay, she's chill, so don't fret. But
Riley definitely got taken out of the wheel that day.
It's that easy. What did you think when I like
started this job and like obviously started sort of getting
followers and now like people in public it. So we
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had someone in America at Universal Studios recognizing it was
so cute. How do you feel about it all? I
got recordized at the Lose not about you by the way,
at the Louver in Paris, I got recods crazy. That
was wild. Yeah, that's cute, and I was true followers.
I think she was Australian anyway, back to you, thank you.
At first, I didn't because influencers weren't really a thing.
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I mean, they were influence TikTok. Influencers weren't really a thing,
so I didn't actually know what the fuck was going on.
At first. I didn't really think that you could actually
have a career from it, so I didn't really think
about it much at all. Yeah, and then I can't
even remember. I thought it was really cool when you
got recognized. Yeah, I was like, fuck, that must be
a cool feeling, Like I love it. It's like to
have like and they were mad were they even Australian
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when we were in I can't remember, and I was
with my family, were in Harry Potter World, and it
was just the cutest thing. Yeah, that was cool. I
thought it was really cool. I honestly didn't really understand
it because I didn't think I allowed myself to. I
think I was probably jealous, but I didn't really allow
myself to, like, because I was like, I had no
idea what I wanted to do when when you were
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doing this, I didn't have the job I have now,
Like I didn't love I did, so I was like,
what am I going to do? What am I doing? Like,
And I didn't really I didn't really use TikTok at all. Remember,
Like I don't even know if I had an account,
so I didn't really know actually what was going on. Yeah,
until then I got the got the account, and then
I don't know. And now I'm just I just think
it's really cool. Thanks, I'm so sweet. Well, let's finish
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this little segment with a quick game of who's most
likely Who's more likely to get a speeding fun Me?
Riley is easily one of the worst drivers I've ever
been in a vehicle with. We were talking on the
way about how she lost her license less than a year,
so I look my license driving and then I just
lost it again. But I'm on the golden point. Now.
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Who's most likely to cry during a movie? Me? Yeah?
I couldn't cry during a movie. Do you remember for
the first like fifteen years of my life, and I
was like something is wrong with me because I needed
to cry all the time, and I'm like, why am
I not crying? And then I finally watched Impossible the
Tsunami and that like broke the seal. Now I cry
during like Loveland? Yeah, I cry all the time too,
It's so good. Who's more dramatic? Easy? But you could
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tastrophize everything drama queens? Yeah, who's the best chef? Me?
I care more like you probably cook. You can follow
a recipe, but like my I'm more far more ingredients
in and like sit it for longer and it always
takes They do that for two things. I cook a
wide variety of things. Is he's really good at making
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two things? Okay, we'll say that. You said my Napoli
sauce was the best you've ever had. Okay, I don't
remember that. Who's going to lose their carcas me? Yeah?
I lose my keys all the time. Who's most likely
to sleep in she wakes up when I get home
from work? Seriously? The thing is actually doesn't. I'm not
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going to vent myself. Let's move on. I have nothing
to say as kids. Who was more likely to break
curfew or break rules? Me? I was an angel as
a kid, because you didn't. That is a fucking lie.
Everyone was rude to me, though. Is he got bullied
horrifically my whole fucking childhood. Yeah? I just had a
really good, solid group of friends, so I do more things.
I reckon. I didn't have smooth sailing until I hit
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like twenty two. With the way that people were training me,
people were really fucking horrible, and I was too. I'm
really scared of authority, so I didn't really ever like
teachers and everything. I never really did anything. Yeah, true.
Most likely to talk back to parents is he me,
I'm not answering that X question. Show me what is it?
I'll read it out the next question. This is weirdly
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a sore spot for me, and you will know why
who's most likely to be a fun aunt? She gets
so triggered because so obviously is he's more likely to
be a fun aunt? Well? Yeah maybe, but hey, no,
I'm not saying I'm not. But it's like the whole
thing about a fun aunt is insinuating that you don't
have kids of your own? Is what of fun aren't me? No?
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I know, but like I've obviously been single for a
really long time, and like Riley gets into relationships like
they're going out fucking fashion, and I just like can't.
And when you're you compare yourself to that, it makes
you feel why can't I get a partner? A lot
of the time? And I think her ex boyfriend said
to me that I would be the fun aren't And
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I was like, nah, because that is insinuating that I
will be single and that I won't have you Like
that to me wasensive the plot. You got so upset
because I've heard it one too many times to me,
and it is a source spot for me. That I
am still single and I really want to meet someone,
and I'm like, that is not what I want my
future to be. And I don't like putting that into
the universe honestly. So that's why I don't like that question.
We'll never say it again, thank you. Well, it's not true.
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I'm gonna have lots of kids in a gorgeous husband
most like an Asila am Autem of clothing and not
return it. My clothes are better than yours. Oh okay,
so you huge call. Yeah, I stand by it. You will. Okay,
You've had more money for a long time. I've just
gone from like being really open to being like a cow. Okay,
I I now like my clothes. I think I've got
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a solid clothe No, you've you've really revamped your water.
My last couple, I like your clothes now. I just
like we've got different fashion sense. I don't think we
would ever steal clothes and not give them back. I
think you aback. When we were younger, I used to
take Riley's clothes because I didn't have money to buy
like nice things. I would do that. Now we don't
really use each other's clothes, To be honest, I think
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we have different We have like clothes we like, and
we just we wear our own, which is surprising. Yeah,
as sisters, we don't really swap clothes much. We would, though,
nice dresses. I feel like tends to be more what
we used. We all have our own like tops and
gems and stuff. We don't really use each other. It's
like I'd be annoyed if you asked to borrow like
a like a long sleeve. And we live together. It's
like if my clothes is in the washing machine, then
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she's worn, and I'll just take it back. Do you
know what I mean? You can't really steal it. Okay,
So today we have gotten you guys to send us
in your secrets and your confessions, some anonymously, and we're
gonna read them through and react to them. And I
can't fucking wait personally, all right, getting ready? Yeah, I
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found out my cousins slept together, and I have no
idea what to do. Oh my god, I got goose bump.
I'm trying to put myself in that situation. Eh, we
only have male cousins. Thinking about we're the only female.
We have a female cousin, but she lives in what
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I'm trying to think of how I would feel if
that happened. I would absolutely tell my parents because like
I just feel like we'd be like we'd all be
together going, like, definitely tell mom and dad, because mom
and dad wouldn't. I don't think mom and dad they
would then become in the fold of the secrecy, like
they wouldn't say anything. If we we'd have to blow
it up, we would have to tell everybody. What do
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you mean? We would have to tell mom and dad.
Mom would not keep that to herself. She would tell
the parents, Well you should. I'm sorry, I don't think
that that's I mean, look, people used to fucking do
it like in the back in like yeah, back in
the heyday. But like is it ale? It's incess, Yes,
it's a lamb. But there is a point of cousinness
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when it's legal, second or third but like first cousins,
which I'm assuming this is is not legal. Because there's
that who's that I always see him come up with
my TikTok. There's this like seriously inbred old king that
like had he's like had one ball that was like
the size of a coin, and that was black as
a rock and his heart was like his like head
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or something, and that was that was from years of inbreeding.
So I'm gonna say, don't do it. Yeah, just a
nice warning person parents, please, and then let them handle
with it, handle it and film you doing it. Please
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send it to me, keep me updated. Thank you next. Okay,
I feel horrible. The other day my boyfriend and I
had an argument. He pissed me off so much that
I use his workshow which he left it my house
as a tug of war toy for my puppy. It's
literally in scraps. Now I haven't told you. I'm taking
it to the gray. Okay, it's toxic as fuck. No,
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it's a work show. Who gives a fuck by another one? Oh,
it's a work show. Okay, sure, I don't think it's
all that bad, Like it's like you were annoyed. If
it's like if you're annoyed at someone, like, don't do
it again. Yeah, it's fine, just to keep you a
one time thing. And yes, take it to the grave,
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because the dogs destroy shit. I just be like, my
I don't my dog got into it, like yeah, just
don't tell them what was you? Yeah, because then you
come across as a really weird person that does that.
You've got to be nice to mine. Sorry, we love you.
Everyone makes mistakes. Hear me out. I think I'm following
for my best friend's boyfriend. Oh, this would happen so
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much more. It would happen a lot. At first, it
was just a silly little crush, but then I started
noticing how he looks at me, how he always finds
excuses to talk to me. It's really confusing. We laugh
a lot, and sometimes it feels like there's this little
spark between us. I catch him glancing at me when
there's no one watching, and it makes my heart race.
This is giving fantasy romance, this is giving the boy.
The way she's saying it as well, I'm getting hiddy.
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It's like, okay, no, that is so not okay. But
then I remember he's with my best friend. I feel
super guilty. I'm stuck in this weird place, wondering if
he might like me back or if I'm just imagining it.
I don't want to ruin my friendship, but I can't
stop thinking about him. I'm such a mess. Need to
forget about him, Yeah, you do, really do. There's nothing
you can do here that's going to end well for anybody. No,
do not act on it. Do not act on it,
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because you will want to die even if he does.
It's that's your best friend and you can't cross that mandary.
Although it's fun. And because it's a secret, it's not
like a secret crush with someone in your fucking work place.
It's your best friend's boy needs to be needs to
be ended. I hate to say, but you need to
just take all those feelings and push them right, stuck
down down. And if maybe in five years time they're
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broken up and she has another boy and you like
this guy, great, do you know what I mean? But
right now they're in a relationship and you actually just
have to not worry you forget about it. If he
liked to decide he can break up with her and
down the line, maybe you can give it a go.
But like you yeah, unless you like don't ever want
to be friends with this person again. Like if you
are happy to end the friendship and feel guilty and
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be a bad person, then grow nuts. But like, no,
doesn't imagine how bad that girlfriend's gonna. Yeah, okay, but
I'm just giving the other read he feels that way,
he needs to end the relationship before anything ever would
happen Anywhay, yeah, exactly, no cheating in this cheating Okay.
My ex boyfriend and I broke up after a three
year relationship. He was extremely toxic and made my life
hell for months afterwards, he would post photos of girls
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in bed with him and tag me for everyone else
to see. I'm not a stranger to seeing a photo
of my ex boyfriend in a bed with someone right
after we broke up. That fuckings, that's crazy. But I
didn't get tagged. That's fucked though. I went to a
house party and what do you know, two of his
best friends were there. I got extremely drunk and ended
up having a three slay girls Okay vibe. Yeah, I'm
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about that. I'm about that too. Yeah. The whole area
and knew about it, and I kept it from my ex.
I mean literally everyone knew except him. This was seven
years ago, and to this day, my ex still thinks
it's just a rumor and that's amazing actually happened. Ps,
those boys aren't friends anymore because my ex ended up
trying to sleep with their girlfriends. Of course. Okay, okay,
basically sucks, sleigh. I'm glad you got a little piece
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of flesh for what he was doing to you. Brilliant, brilliant.
It's a really good thing that there's there's nothing bad
about that, especially a secret and he kept for that
long is creepy, especially because he's probably so arrogant that
he's like, there's no way should do that. Yeah, because
like he knows, he thinks it's a rumor. Though he's like,
no way, I run the show. Well, it's all right.
He sounds like a dick, So I'm happy now, you girl.
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I used to sleep with someone who owned a popular bakery.
Hell yeah, yeah. I think it's that video of Harry
styles my King and he's an x y and they're like, oh,
what do you do for work? He's like, I work
in a bakery and they're like, what do you do?
He guys, I serve. Yeah, that video, and yeah, that's
just what I think about every time I see the
word bakery. We hook up where the bread was made,
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and I'd leave with a bag of goodies every time.
It was amazing. Okay vibes. If it was Baker's, the
lights lay, if it was Brumbies, Yeah, Nick, for sure.
Difference their Vegemi sculls are not as good. They're not. No,
they call them something icky. I can't quite remember. Anyway,
Baker's de light superior is superia. That's so fun. What
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the bread rooms? Would you like just go in while
he was working and he'd like take you around the
back to like where the bread was being cut. Oh
my god, the bread cut with the fingers. Yes, yeah,
oh my god. We both at the same time. There
was a adds going around when we were kids about
workplace safety, and there was a couple that were like,
there were all these really really brutal ads about being
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safe in a workplace, some of which was like standing
up in a ladder and a guy falling back and
like breaking his back. And then there was one with
a chef holding a pot of water and slipping and
it all falling over and burning. Like why is that
on TV? Anyway? It would just happen in the middle
of like Survivor or I know. But the one that
we hated the most was someone was cutting a loaf
of bread in one of those machines and they cut
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their fingers off and they're really I remember every single
time I go to a bakery and they want slag
when they use I go, no thing, don't you dare
go need that machine? I would cut it myself. I
literally will always say no, I'll save a life and
I'll cover myself. I'm helping you here. Give me the breadhole. No,
it's traumatizing, literally all right. Another one, I went to
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a sex club in Melbourne. I didn't realize we had those,
not that. I'm like, we're not really in the scene.
But then you know how they have sex clubs in
ams andam but I think it's different anyway, I'll explain
that story. I feel the morning Melbourne would be so gross.
I reckon because I'm like, what have you just walk
in there and you like see someone you know, that's
kind of what happens. Okay, I went to a sex
clubon melt to one I've heard I've heard vivid stories
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of Melbourne sex club of a sex Clubah, I'll explain
that after. Yeah, I went to a sex club in Melbourne.
It turns out the older guy I had a threesome
with there, he's thirty eight and I'm twenty five, is
actually my coworker's dad. I died when she told me,
and she died when I told her, Oh my god,
you told her, by the way, I had a threesome
with your dad. Why on earth would she tell her
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that that that goes to the grave. I'm proud of
you for being honest about it, But I wonder how
that dynamic is now. And she's sure as hell. Wouldn't
be imagine not be friends with someone if they I
couldn't look at them if they had sex with my dad.
No judgment to you. You didn't even say that. You
can't even say like sex and dad in the same sentence.
I agree, but I'm surprised you told her. Yeah, that's crazy.
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I wonder how that interaction went down. They're like, how
do you bring that up? Oh, she must have she
would have been with her friend there, no way, oh
may god. And then she would have been like, oh,
I had a threesome with that. That would have been
first of all, imagining your dad in a sex cl
imagining the other girl. I don't want to talk about
that anymore. Oh no, okay, we'll move on. But yeah,
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I went to an Amsterdam sex club. And in case
anyone's curious, and that's like what happens in those bad boys.
It's a rider passage. I think if you're in amtinem,
you need to give it a give it a whirl.
I was with like five of my friends and you
all go, it's like I reckon. There's only like forty
people all out in the room at a time, and
it's like a little room with a little room. Thought
it was like a big No, it's not as good
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as you think. There's like a bar, but then there's
a bunch of seats and you all just find seats
and there's about forty people in there. It's probably the
size of this room, maybe a bit smaller. And there's
a stage, and then a girl comes out and she's
clothed but slowly like gets naked, and then she'll like
put a banana in, you know, and she picked someone
from the crowd to like eat it out. And then
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I'm acting like this is casual stuff, Oh my god,
but it was. It was what like we were like,
oh my fucking god. Well, that's just one of many
things that they do. And then next there's like a
couple will come out and they will literally have sex
on the stage, and then there's like two or three
sort of acts, and then at the end, by this
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time I was really drunk because I think I was
overwhelmed and I was one needs to see that. I
was taken back those fucking Pinot Grase shows and then
I looked at the stage. This is all blurs to
me now by the end of it, because yeah, I
was really drunk. They were older. I'm talking like sixty,
which isn't that old. Like I'm not saying that's really old,
but I'm like older than I would have expected. And
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they were a sixty year old couple having sex. And
to me, I was really drunk by them that It's
all blurs from that part onwards. I actually don't really
remember that. But that is what like a sex show entells.
And I didn't realize that they would actually be having sex.
I thought it would be more of like a stoop show,
I think, But it's amsinams. What you're talking about is
a sex show. It is a sex clubs in Amsterdam.
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No I know, is like a giant club and people
just go there and you walk around. No I know,
I'm talking about a sex show. Yeah, I went to
one in London just before, but I left before it
all started happening. Where there's like beds in the corners
and stuff. Oh no, but it was just like a show.
Apparently after I left, there was a woman who pulled
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decorating a Christmas tree with bables that she was pulling
out of herself. How many were in there? I can't
really vibe you. Before it started, I don't know how
many it was. You're right, it was a small room.
Maybe like that. It's look, I think if you're in AMZM,
you have to experience things like that. I also to
a peep show, which was like you pay money and
you just look through a little peep pole and there's
just like a naked lady there, like circling on a
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bed that like circles around the room and you can
look across the room and see other people looking through
the peapoles because it's like your face. And then some girl,
Oh my god, some girl. I met a girl and
slay her. She went in and had sex with the
guy in the peep show. So everyone was watching it,
but it's like it was kind of anonymous. I don't know.
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That's crazy. Okay. Last time, my ex and I broke
up after five years and I'm now living my Gray's
Anatomy dreams. Oh my god, I'm rewatching it right now.
I'm a twenty two year old nurse and we've been
and I've been having a fling with a hot doctor
on my ward. We always flirted even when I had
a boyfriend, but after we broke up, we started hanging
out with a work friend, and one night after drinks,
he messaged me saying you liked me. We started flirting
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more at work, which would be so fun. It's so
fun having someone you like at work, which turned us
into casually hooking up. Recently, he's been all over me
at work, sneaking kisses and touching me whenever he can,
and no one at work can know. We've been on
a few dates and drinks with our friends. We started
having sex in his car in open places, which is
so unlike me. Now he sawd me. He has strong
feelings and doesn't want it to be casual anymore. Girl,
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what a vibe? Go for it is? Meredith? Yeah, you're
Meredith Gray, Yeah, go for it? Gons what happened with
Meredith and Derek. I can't not spoil it in case
there's people, Yes, Riley, people don't know that. No, don't.
You can't include that When I say what happened. I mean,
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when they started getting together, was it like frowned upon?
Was it allowed for them to be dead? It was
frowned upon because she was younger, and it was kind
of like, is she using that for surgeries? But it
wasn't really that big a deal. I'd say her fellow
turns cared more that she was using it to get ahead,
but no one really gave a shit. It's it's not
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like she can really benefit from him by getting Look,
the actual real medical world isn't like Gray's anatomy, So
I don't really know how it all works, and I
wish it was. I know i'd be a doctor. Yeah, okay,
all right. We also had one cue little hear me
out that is a kind little thing for Riley, So
I'm going to read it. Riley is so underrated. I've
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low KEI thought she was so cool for my traveling
instapost years ago. I've seen her tiktoks and she should
so lean into her inner influencer. I actually knew Riley
before Easy was more known. He has to love you guys. Cute?
Is that? Would you lean into your inner influencer? That's
so nice. I feel that you are a little bit.
I I really like my job, my actual job. Sorry,
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this is a job. Influencing is a full time job,
but not for me. I like what I'm doing now.
I like doing it on the side and you know,
being in the world but not fully in it and
still have like a nine to five and a career
because I love it. That's really nice. All right, guys,
that was today's episode with Riley and I. Maybe you
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can come on more frequently if the paper they want,
I'm sure they want to see any more. I just
want to thank you guys as well for all the
amazing response on my first episode. I'm honestly overwhelmed and
so incredibly grateful and so excited for the future. And
I also have that link. There's a link in my
bio for you guys to submit. You'll hear me outs
whenever you think of one. We will be doing episodes
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talking about it. Whenever I don't have a guest as well,
I'll be reading a couple of yours. But I can't
wait to hear more of your stories and just keep
submitting those. We couldn't be here without you, so thank you,
thanks for listening, and I will see you next week.
Say Bye bye b.