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Speaker 1 (00:15):
How hypocritical is noted him Let me.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The acc as long as I get my paycheck and
then behave like this to be fair, noted, to be fair,
You've hated Notre Dame, but you loved them and you
stumped for him. I admit to hate them now. I
hate them today. I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're
going nowhere. No playoffs shows we.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Can we're not doing any stories. Get out today, on
and on and on. Please you hate them.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I do hate them ahead today more than ever and
I got reason and I got supported.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Huh hate Notre day Yeah, boo, there you glad, Michael
wi Wi, There you go, Michael Wilbond. That did sound
like an exchange between me and you. That sounded like
an exchange Bony Krnheiser and Mackew Wilbar. We got to
play your sounds of the playoff. Notre Dame fans getting sensitive.
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I'm telling you, if you're sensitive Notre Dame fans, you
might want to cover them many ears. You might want
to cover them ears because it's a Notre Dame hater
super Bowl, y'all, because they showed their elitist asses and
they are going to be called out by people all
over the country, and I'm going to join the damn party.
I'm at the party, baby, and I got a damn
party hat and a kazoo, all right, and there's confetti
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falling from the damn Notre Dame hating party ceiling. I
just don't I don't need, I honestly don't need to
see your kazoos throw you in the morning already. Let
somebody his kazoo today. Keep that hitting. Now, let me
say this too, because there's two different issues here. Notre
Dame should be in the playoff. In my opinion, they
are one of there's certainly one of the twelve best teams.
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But we know the twelve best teams, ain't there? The
ten best teams and two ugly cousins are at the
damn gathering for the college football playoff, but Notre Dame. Clearly,
I think Notre Dame. If I ranked much national championship
contenders and Notre Dame was in the playoff, I'm gonna
be honest with you, they'd be third or fourth flat out.
I think they are that good as a team. But
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the way they've showed their heine's, that is what I
take issue with man. That is what I not every
team that gets left out acts like this. Yeah, they've
not handled it well. And like I said last hour,
they're not used to this match. They're not used to
being on the outside looking in. They have their own
TV network, they have their own sort of way that
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they're handled in a lot of rankings and stuff like that.
They're not used to this level of They're used to
always being at the party.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Mac no questions asked. Yeah, yeah, now that guy left out.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So you're right, they're the hot woman that for once
didn't get the guy, wasn't able to manipulate the guy
to do what she wanted, right, yep, And now look
at her.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Look at her, she's showing a rerand.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And now, as Max said, the cousins are inside doing
keke stamps.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Anyway, let's I think Bama's the one that I would
take out a noise the crap out of me to
Bama's there. Seriously, why did they move up for beating
for blowing a three score lead against Auburn and then
saving the game late. Why did they then not drop
even one spot for getting housed and having minus three
rush yards? And yes, he said, that's the biggest problem
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to me. It is so no, Dame fans, I got
your back in terms of being there. I do know
how good you are, but dang, why the heck is
your ad act in a fool? But anyway, let's get
to let's get to the talking heads here Bone and
see what they had to say.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I will play one for you by request, Bone.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You wanted to hear Ari Wasserman Andy Staples talking about
the fact that the fact it was the Pop Tart
ball them in BYU if they go to a bowl game,
how did the Pop Tar Bawl become like the number
one non playoff. I guess every other ball is taken
into playoffs because that was odd to me too. Should
Pop Tart Bowl beat Kansas State? We'll fact something like
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that again. But anyway, this is this is funny and
they may have a point.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Notre Dame fans online. We're sending that image to Miami
fans for like the last month, so like that is like,
you know, enjoy the Pop Tarts Bowl in Miami, Like
that was their number one antagonistic.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Route.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
So they it would have been a bad, unfortunate look
to actually have to play in that game. And actually
I wonder too if they were playing in a bowl
that wasn't so flamboyant, if they would be playing in it,
Like what if they were just playing in like.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The Outback Bowl. I'm playing bowl now.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'm just saying, like a bowl that had like a
regular sponsor that didn't pop a human being out of
a toaster that got eaten alive. Like I feel like
the game is more of a caricature of like the
like it's like it's not It's like, yeah, here, here's
how ridiculous this is.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Two teams that had a pretty good season but not
good enough.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Now go play in the grab Ass Bowl and will
pop a human out of a toaster at the end
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
He may have a.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Point like me that was like do you think Marcus
Stream was like, I don't want to go hang with
a hu pop tart. If we win the game, we're
supposed to eat the human pop tarts. Happy to be
joyous bowl game. I don't think Notre Dame feels that
they're up for yucks and all that goes into it.
Back it could be worse, though. It's a legit point
for Mari Wassermonan Andy Stables. They could be mac in
the bowl game that Louisville and Toledo is in. This
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is the Boca Ratone Bowl of Beans.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I'm sorry, it's the Bushes Boca Ratone Bowl of Beans.
So Bushes is the sponsor for that game. What it's
called the Bushes Boca Ratone Bowl of Beans. And they
said yesterday they will not be dumping beans on the coaches,
and then this bowl game is dead to me then,
because that was the first thing I thought, is you're
gonna dump some Bushes bake beans on the coach.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
But no, they're not going to at all.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Man, I feel like the Pop Tart Bowl has to
be two teams more happy to be there. You cannot
make to your point, you can't make the Pop Tart
Bowl the two teams left out. Well he goes, send
two angry teams to hang out with the damn pop
tar guy. No, said, Penn State and Clemson, they've been
done for a while. They should play for a giant
turd trophy. You know, everybody thinks the Hornet's Nest is
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a turn the trophy for Charlotte Davidson. They should actually
give you a turd to the winner of Clemson and
Penn State after their damn underachieving seasons. My god, and
I say, this is someone who likes both those teams
with my guy. All right, anyway, let's move along. We
got to balance it out here, though, So I want
to make sure it's balanced, because I know I'm not
balanced right now with Notre Dame. So let's balance it out.
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This is dan Orlofsky and I agree with him on
this or this is dan orlofsky Bone saying Notre Dame
should have been in the field.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
And I just look at the way that Bama has
played over the last month. On Friday, I was like,
I think Bama's in unless they just get smoked on Saturday.
They got smoked on Saturday. So the way that Notre
Dame has played for the majority of the season, Everyone's like, well,
Notre Dame should schedule SEC teams. They quite literally did that.
And so I think the way that Notre Dame went
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to kind of about the season and not losing three
games and not getting smoked in a title game and
not playing their worst football in the final month, that's
what Alabama's done. I just Notre Dame seems like the
better football team right now.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, I couldn't agree for I think all three of
us on the show agree with it. They're better and
Notre Dame is better than Bama. And who who's favored
in a game right now? Notre Dame with Oklahoma also
not to day one percent, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Notre Dame. I believe not Dame.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I said, yes, I believe Notre Dame in Miami neutral
site beat Alabama and Oklahoma. Personally, I just do man,
But I get it man, Greg saying Darsanky is going
to get his light saber at actually say, Darth Vader
doesn't use a lightsaber?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Does he know what? I don't know that? Yes he does?
Does he? Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Good? I thought I messed that one up there for
a second. Do you ever go to watch the second.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Of the movie. Does Yoda have a light saber? Yes?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
This is green, Darth Vader's is red. Luke Skywalker's is sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
One that tall backwards? Right? Yes? Am I? Or how's
he talking? Yes? That how it is? But yeah, excited,
I is much wisdom I had.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
He kind of sounds like Jim Harball. I know a
little bit. I know a little bit excited I am,
but I refuse to watch.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Can we hear?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I don't, I don't hate to do this. Can we
hear from one of the foremost experts on this whole thing,
mister Shane Gillis?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Please? Can we get his audio here? Yeah? You want
to work him in? I think he I think comedian
Shane Gillis needs to be one.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Okay, So comedian Shane Gillis is a lifelong Notre Dame fan.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
He was on with our guy, the film Guy Bone
on the Film Guy Network. And it's funny because he
said the Pete Bavaqua anti ACC stuff Bone before Pete
Bavaqua said it. It's almost like Pepe Bavaqua was taking
his cues from Shane Gillis.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Listen to listen to this. Never the ACC after they
betrayed us this year. I don't know if you saw
their social media. Every day they were trashing No Dame.
It's like all the money we gave, we blessed them,
and this is how they repay us.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Dude, it was so funny.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
I think it was the week, like last weekend, the
Monday through Thursday, they just the whole ACC network was
just my first Notre Dame. They just replayed the game
over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I thought we were friends, but you know whatever.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Y'all friends in basketball, y'all, friends in baseball, y'all, y'all
aren't full friends in football.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
And think about the money we give those schools when
No Dame comes to town. It's like Miami's football team
is empty every week and left No Dames all that, like, whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thank you for blessing us with your basketball program. What
will we do without it? They did go to back
to Baculi under Mike Bray. I don't know nothing since
then for me lately, and the words of Janet Jackson anyway,
one of the problems why this league's terrible in basketball
last year. I like Jane Gillis, he a trip. I
think it's so funny that the ad one day after
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Shane Gillis said that wrote it. Probably wrote that down
and said, shoot, I'm gonna go with that. ACC did
a reparable harm to our relationship. But anyway, I will
say this, as I said before, Notre Dame's got some
leverage over to the ACC.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
All they do.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Well, let's take our scheduling agreement elsewhere because the ACC
makes money off those games.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's no doubt about that. Man.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, Notre Dame's also trying to dunk the champs also
down the line. I think they don't want they don't
want they don't want to have to go to Durham either,
going to bail out to avoid that trip?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What you think he would? All right? I know a
lot of you.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Out there are wondering what does Paul Finebaumb say about
all of this? Actually, probably none of you are wondering.
But we gotta play it. We gotta play it, and
I'm sure no one is going to be shocked that
on Paul Finebaumb's Notre Dame versus Alabama, who should be
out opinion on ESPN.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
They got it right, and the crying from Notre Dame
is quite frankly embarrassing. Everything Notre Dame has done since
the moment this was announced. It is really beneath a
great institution that should stand for principles. Instead, they cried
that they didn't get their way, and then they said
we're going home. We're taking our ball like a five
year old on the playground by not going to a
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bowl game. Why did they get it right, Greenee, because
Notre Dame had very little to show on its resume.
They're not in a conference. That's their own fault. They
think they're too good to be in a conference. And
had they joined the ACC, which they, by the way,
are a member of in every other sport, they would
have played for the ACC championship game, they would be
in the playoff today, and they wouldn't be a bunch
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of sniveling cry babies and really, quite frankly, in my opinion,
the laughing stock of college football Alabama.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What did it do? It beat four.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
Top top teams, It beat Georgia, the biggest win of
the season for any of the CFP entrants other than
perhaps the Big Ten winner, and quite frankly, they lost
at the end. But we discussed that ad nauseum that
that game probably should not penalize them, and it did not.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
So there's you show. It did penalize BYU though they
got well. And apparently every team that has lost the
conference championship game has dropped at least a spot. Her
KB say that yesterday as them, you dropped two spots.
So for all this talk that you shouldn't be penalized,
I think what people mean is it shouldn't drop you
out of the playoff, But how do you not drop
them one spot? Oh, because maybe you wanted Notre Dame
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in Miami to be head to head. So and you
use your stupid logic where now we can compare head
to head.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Big go, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Like which, again, some of their little processes in logic,
it's just it's not logical. It's just not So again,
I thought I'm against fine bomb on Alabama being in
By the way, he says Alabama beat four top teams. Well,
is he still talking about that month where they beat
four teams that were ranked at the time. Because we
now have the knowledge of knowing that beating Missouri and
beating Tennessee is not beating one of the twenty five
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best teams two of the twenty five best teams. At
the time, it looked like it, but we now are
further down the road, we don't need to call that
a ranked win. It's no longer a ranked win. Oh,
what's it annoying? It feels like people will call ranked
wins ranked wins when it it's the argument for yes,
that's true, right, that's a ranked win, But it's not anymore.
It's true at the time, that's true when it fits,
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and I have I'm sure I have never done that.
Bone if you go back all the tapes of meat
arguebout player, I bet I never did that.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I've done it once. Maybe maybe I have. But we're
on to you find Bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
We know what trick you're trying to play there, man,
But fine, Bomb's paychecks, you know, pays well, pays well
to stand up for Alabama. So I ain't mad at you.
I get it. How about this? This might be the
most interesting clip. As we do talking heads talking CFP,
this might be the most interesting clip. Rick Newhis on
the Dan Patrick Show was asked about Notre Dame skipping
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the Bowl and he has no problem with anybody skipping balls.
But listen to what he thinks is the future of
college football's bowls and postseason. Listen to this, Well, what
do you make of that decision to not play in
the bowl game against b YU.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I think it's a sign of the times.
Speaker 10 (13:58):
We saw Iowa State, we saw Kansas State also make
similar decisions. Obviously coaching changes there as part of it.
But I think bowl games are gonna end up being
the first Game of the Year, Dan, I think we're
gonna see a bunch of these bulls go by way
of the whales. And I also think the college football
playoff is going to go as they extended that deadline
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to January twenty third, I think we're going to go
right past sixteen all the way to twenty four.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Who interesting, Let's say it's got some changes going on.
So this is some mighty be the head coach at
Washington State before long. Yeah, he's talked to them about
that job or whatever, taking his son with him as
his OC bowl games. This has been talked about before.
So you don't do the non playoff bowl games, you
expand the PLAYOFFSHO twenty four teams are in it. Non
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playoff bowl games start the next season. Do you like
this idea? Bone?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I think we're trying to save the balls, like he said,
saving the whales. But at some point, I don't know
it just the end of the season. Bowl games are good.
Are It's almost like the NIT and basketball At this point,
they're so meetingless. Do you play in the beginning and
just name some of those early season games for the
bowl games to get the sponsors in I don't know.
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I feel like when the more you do this playoff
the way they're doing it now, the more meaningless everything
comes outside of the playoffs. Yeah, you're gonna get more
and more teams bailing out of bowl games. You're gonna
get more five win teams in bowl games. I'm waiting
for the first time bone so many teams say no,
they get to a four win team in a bowl game.
I mean, if you took the bowl games, put them
at the beginning of this next season, I'm not gonna
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cry about it. We'll get some fun matchups to start
the next season. They're so close to Belichi being in
a bowl game this year, I will That's when you know,
if that would have happened, we would have known something's wrong.
But I said, I'm sorry, we're gonna be a net touch.
But doubling, We're a nettucket that weekend. Doubling the playoff
from twelve to twenty four, then we need to do that. No, No,
we gotta make this. We gotta keep this somewhat exclusive,
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don't we like good teams are supposed to miss out.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I hate that it would notre Dame. I honestly do
I know. No Dave.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Fans don't believe it the way I'm talking, but I
think it should have been Alabama. But like that's how
you make an exclusive postseason. And so if we go
from four to twenty four in the span of like
five years, that would that would seem way too quick
of a bracket creep, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It would.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
But it's interesting, man, and it's gonna change. Things are
gonna keep changing.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's uh, that's people vacwe he's not happy with me.
That's me answer that text bony or might be smoke. Actually,
people all over smoke on the text line right now,
We no smoke. You wait to see it when we
come back. What the bleep? On The Mac and Bone Show,
Sports Radio ninety two seven, WFNZ.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Sports Radio ninety seven. W you hope everybody's having a
great Tuesday. It is the Mac and Bone Show, all right.
It's been getting intents in here. Bone has been getting intense.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
We've been ranting about this playoff situation, a committee, Notre
Dame's reaction, Notre Dame versus the ac C, Notre Dame
fans a mad. It's been getting intense. We got to
calm things down. And we will talk panthers. By the way,
coming up at seven forty five. I checked again. We
are still tied for first place. Everybody. It does not change,
it stays the same. You should update that every hour
the rest of the week. They got keep Yeah, I
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think that's gotta be a thing. So anyway, Panther talk
at seven forty five. But let's have a little fun here,
all right, Let's bring a little levity to the show,
as we do each week on Tuesdays, with What to Bleep.
It is stories, it's soundbites, it's things that the natural
reaction to them, Bone is to laugh, maybe Ska Fitty style,
or maybe to just say what the bleep? All right, Bone,
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get us going here, sir, We're gonna go to Britton.
The story of sixty one year old Brian Cade who
was watching a show called Record Breakers and he thought
to himselfself, I think there's a record I could break.
So he went outside, sooped up his guarden shed with
a motor in wheels and mack. He hit one hundred
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and twenty three miles per hour when he hit the
road on his motorized garden shed. Brian cad Oh Britain,
is now the world record holder for the world's fastest
garden shed.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I want this dude.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You know they're fighting over the charters in NASCAR. I
want this dude to get a charter in NASCAR. I
need this guy bone Racing. I need this guy on
the Cup Series. And I say, he takes that damn
thing out there and wheels it on a NASCAR track.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's what I want to say.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
If they had a NASCAR garden shed series, would you
watch it?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That's true, Just start the series for this guy.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I've always wanted a NASCAR SUV series, although I wonder
if them damn things would tip over, that's great, you
know what I mean. They probably timp But why do
a garden shed series as well?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
To expand NASCAR NASCAR SUV that'd be SVU. Never mind,
I'll take you that sounds like an NBC show. But
never mind. I got my letters all confused. I say,
what you did there? See what you were thinking there?
All right? Anyway? What to bleep are you doing? But
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I kind of admire that. I kind of admire that man.
That's a natural wheelman right there. Baby, that's a hell
of a that's a hell of Setup also to go
one hundred and twenty three.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It is, it is, I've got what to bleep?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Pat McAfee, this man who's involved in way too much
already Bone, I mean basically him and Steven A take
up Bone ninety three point six percent of the airtime
at ESPN right now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Does he need the rest of the Dallas Cowboys? Does
he need?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Does Pat McAfee need to also be putting out an
album as well Boned? Do we really need Pat McAfee
to invade the music space? I think not, and I
definitely think not after I heard his initial single Bone Dukie. Sorry,
let's listen to Pat McAfee's smash hit Dukie.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
How y'all feeling I'm what to bleep in this one? Y'all.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
I'm all the way in huge jeans, smoking on some
new game, changing the rule team gratitude.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Truly feel like Blueoo Tan. It's pretty cool gee three jobs.
Fool means tank top, cool jeans never changed. Cool means
jeep shots. Man, do we need to do? We need
this in our like Juicy?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Are you in this full squash?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It's like, man, I was what was the demand for this?
I don't know, Like are his fans such zealots that
maybe they are? Maybe I'm just jealous Bone that I
couldn't put out an album and y'all would be like,
I like, I like listening to maca Bone.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I ain't listen to that crap McAfee.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I guess I'm jealous his fans are so loyal that
he can do an album and they'll probably buy a crap.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, I don't. I don't really know. Fity you white,
that's I mean, I've heard worse.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Like I've had to hear the Sunday or the Amazon
Prime anthem when you get into Thursday night football. I
wouldn't mind coming back to a college game day segment
once or twice a show and hearing some douchie.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
How by the way, how dare you call out Shaboozy?
They'll put Greg Sache on for you. Shaboozie is the
one that does. Let him know, which is the prime
theme song. It's horrible how Shaboozie is terrible? Plus you
get Shaboozie is better than tat McAfee. What are you
talking about? McAfee also could get a little boozy from
time to time as well. He gets Shaboozi anyway. I
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mean the first two letters of his name, all right.
I can speak from experience this guy. Should you rather
hear the ball bro likes the sycamore or too?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
What's that fitting? Bradley shooting blanks? And he'd rather hear
the ball brother music? If here's a problem with the
Leangelo song?
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Though?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was literally one.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
Verse, that's all it was like the rest of the
song was absolutely track.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
But Jello Ball is an actual artist though, now, isn't he?
I guess he is? Yeah, act he got some like big.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Nashville producer to work with him on that music, though, Bo,
that's like the power of McAfee. Are there any local
music producers ready to work on my album? I'm just
I'm just sending that out there just in case. Now,
what are you gonna sing? Though? Okay, I don't know.
Dookie in my blue jeans? I don't know I could
hear that? Don't you think I could come up with better?
I mean, you act like those lyrics are tough to top.
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Fitty Dookie our champions and Mac hates the dooo geese.
I wasn't exactly Taylor Swift's writing there, all right? Seriously,
all right, let's get to the bone man. What do
we got bone man? Mac, We're gonna go to Lee County,
South Carolina, where a drone delivery into a prison of
crab legs, weed and old bay seasoning at a party
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was intercepted back before the drop could actually happen. So
and inmate made the order little obey, little crab legs,
little weed, and they got it and did not get
into the prison.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
That is a party, right there. I saw that story,
and I need to know. I called that my twenty fifth.
I need to know.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I need to know when they are cooking the steak,
when they are cooking the crab legs and putting dowsing
it in at obey and then you know, y'all can
take the wheat. All right, I'm good without that. But
like that is a party someone was trying to have. Man, serious,
I guess you're not supposed to have stuff like I
guess like that would defeat the purpose of jail if
you could just have that droned India and have yourself
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a good old crab boil with some wheat. But my
question is where did it go? Because did the guards
get some somebody's having a party. I want to know
where it is. That's why anybody know anything about that.
A shout out to the shout out to those that
are on HIGHA. Warton in Lee County, South Carolina. They
did not let it happen. What the bleep were doing?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Man? What we doing? Where's that stuff at?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I've got to go to Florida now, I've got to
what the bleep bony a lot about this next story?
The New York Post has written a story and I
don't know who was you talk about demand, like who
wants McAfee's, like, who wants to read this article? But
there's an article the New York Post about a study
that was done in nineteen ninety eight by doctor Michael Levitt,
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who is a gastro How do I say this, gastro entrologists,
gastro entrologists. I'm just trying to say that. And he
is a researcher. He is known as the King of
farts bone, I'm sorry, And he did some research almost
thirty years ago at this point to figure out which
gases give flatuants its signature funk, as they put it
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in the New York Post. And what this study revealed
bone They had sixteen adults, eight men, eight women. They
all ate pinto beans and took a laxative talk about
a party. They researchers then Bone hired people as judges
to smell the flatulence and then to talk about it
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and rate it. And this study revealed Bone that women
have the stinkier gas. I have no idea why would
someone do this study?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
To begin with?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Why would the New York Post write this article in
the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five? Shout out
Willie Pay I'm wan the bleeping a lot of this
right now?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Did we really need this knowledge?
Speaker 10 (25:05):
And we did?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We need it? Repeated in twenty twenty five? Bone, Why why?
What led to this study? Again like, why did they
do this? I don't know. The guy was called the
King of Farts, he wanted to research it. I don't
even know what this hate is.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Did the study did reveal men pass gas more often? No, duh,
But the women's gas is stinkier?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
How about that? I would have never guessed.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
These researchers clearly did not study fitty. No, that not
in the first hour to show today spelled like a citty,
smelled like a sulfur experiment gone wrong. Mac we're gonna
go to Auckland, New Zealand, where a man walked into
a jewelry store last week swallowed a Faberge egg wocket
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worth nineteen thousand dollars. That was paying homage to a
nineteen eighty three James Bond movie about murder and jewelry.
He swallowed the wocket, Mac, don't worry. They arrested them
and they have the locket back. How did they get
it back? They waited six full days for the locket
to come through naturally, and they ground it back out
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and start going to take that right back and sell
that thing. Yeah, I hope you discount that. That guy,
Please tell me not sell that full price. He didn't
really think through of where that.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you swalled. And here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
You swallowed the locket. Were you, like, I guess you
were planning on not getting arrested. You thought he was
going to get away six days later he would pass
it and then he would have it. He'd clean it
up and have it. But he was fun because somebody said, bro,
are you eating that locket? And then the dude they
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literally I pictures. I picture a police officer boned, just
waiting at his house every time he goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Hey, you know, I need to inspect on a flashlight.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh my god, I'm telling you, these these criminals, Bone
that aren't brain surgeons, that are just as dumb as
l man. I can't get enough of these what doors
that get stuck in the chimneys trying to I can't
get enough you, exactly. I can't get enough of these
screwed up idea stories when it comes to crime. All
because he watched the James Bond movie.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
All right, so bone Man, I've got to what the
bleep our guy boney, And I don't know if I
should what the bleeper? If I should just nod in respect.
Our guy was at it again yesterday. They think it's this.
I think it's the same guy that lines up outside
the courthouse in Charlotte when Michael Jordan enters or leaves
the courthouse for his race team's lawsuit against NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Last week, he was playing the Alan Parsons project.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I will not try to make that noise again of
that song of the Bulls intro music from back in
the day. Yesterday, this guy is Michael Jordan left the
courtroom on the steps of the courtroom was playing the
gatorade like Mike's song, and Mike actually laughed and shook
the guy's hand. So maybe I shouldn't be what the
bleeping Maybe this guy is hilarious and maybe I should
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give him his due, But like, does this guy not have.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
A job to go to? At some point? Is anybody
gone on? Does anybody know this guy? We'd like to
talk to him, That is true. I'm what the bleeping you?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
But I would love to have you a guest on
the show because I part of me does admire this.
And have you seen Smoke lud we got there yet
at all? Outside the trial? Would you say?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yesterday, Mac, douglu Wellen, like the People's Court, I need,
we need.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Why did we not send Smoke on assignment yes, to
be the court reporter? Why did we not give a spoke?
Because it could have taken his mind off the Notre
Dame snub? But I believe he'd be in a healthier
mental state.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Mac.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
My last story today is in Anaheim, California, at Disneyland,
where a super fan named John Hale started a venture
in twenty twelve where he rides the Radiator Springs Racers
ride every day. In December eighth, a couple of days yesterday.
Actually he passed fifteen thousand rides at Disneyland. But he
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keeps a book of every ride he's taken, what wayne
he's in, if he won the race or not. He
had knee replacement surgery in twenty twelve, and this started this.
They said, after fifteen thousand rides, what are you going
to do next? John always said, I'm going for a
ride back at it again. I'm telling you, man, these
are Disney super fans. Are these adult Disney super fans?
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And I say this out of love. This is my
I'm surprised my in laws don't do this. I'm surprised
bone my in laws don't have a list of that
they might. I might not have seen it yet because
my wife and her family are full blown adult Disney fans.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
That is it.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
That might be another degree though, that might be that's
what the bleeping. That might be another degree of adult
Disney fan. I've got to say. It's the car's themed
ride that he's on. Okay, all right, he's getting after it. Man,
does he have a job? I need to know why
you see he rides?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Is that his job? Not Praise Dale. Praise Hale, that's
his last name.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I gotta what the bleep so many things about this
upcoming World Cup in the summer.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Bone. The only thing I'm not what the bleeping is
the US drawl. I love the US draw. Pots.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You better not mess this one up. But the reason
why I love the US draw is every big nation
loves their draw because they have gone from going from
thirty two teams to forty eight teams. The thing is
so watered down. It is such a water downfield. But
other things bone that I'm what the bleeping about the
World Cup. Many of the bench players will do what
they did at the Club World Cup, and when it's
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too hot for them, they're going to go in the
locker room and watch the game in the locker room. Seriously,
are you kidding me? Get a chance on the bench
your teammates can run around in the heat. You mean
to tell me you can't sit there?
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Are Dad?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Get back out there.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
The other thing, too, Bone, is they're doing three minute
hydration periods in the middle of every game, not just
like they usually do. If it reaches a certain heat
in the middle of every game, and you want to
know what they're going to I guarantee you what they're
gonna do with that three minutes commercials. Guarantee you this
is going to enable them to run commercials on.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
What the bleep in that? And I'm also up to
what the bleep in? U ninety two over there?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Wowndent Donald Trump at the at the h draw for
the World Cup, Bone said that the America should call
uh should not call it soccer anymore. America should do
what the world does and call it by its rightful
name of football. And he says the NFL should go
and now come up with a different name for their league.
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So ninety two, I gotta wan to plee you two man,
this America, baby, but.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
This is what we call it.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
I got a suggestion for you, Mac, how about we
change the NFL to WTF That's how many people describe
my presidency, the World Tackle Football League.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
That's a great name.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
It's a beautiful name tf WTFL.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Who wouldn't want to watch how did Jimmy fallon? And
you're not gonna wear helmets right the way you like it.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
You're gonna wear leather helmets, and you're gonna give ct
like they did in the forties.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
No it's not those none of those new kickoffs either.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
No, we gonna kick the ball and we're gonna run very,
very far and try to tack back.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
There are so many countries now in the World Cup.
I think Wayne Gretzky made up a few of them
all the way during to draw. The other man can't
say Macedonia. What's wrong with a great one man? Too
many checks into the boards. Some small village got announced
by Wayne Gretzky by accident.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
They're out. We're in the World Cup.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
The seven oh four number Bone wants to know if
the Disney superfan. He says, I've got I've got it
at two to one odds that that super fan has
a lightning the Queen tattoo. There's no doubt there is.
By the way, when I say he's like sixty years old.
By the way, this is not some young kid.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
This is like saying, yeah, there.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Are grown as adult Disney super fans, and I just
I better better get quiet now. Are gonna be in trouble.
We'll be in trouble with the wife and the family
when we come back. Some panthers are moving on up
in the Pro Bowl voting. How many are having legit
Pro Bowl Season Sports Radio ninety two seven, Mack and Bone.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Sports Radio ninety two to seven. W Benze back and
Bone with you. We checked again.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Panthers still tied for first place. Y'all still tied for
first place. It is time to talk a little bit
of Carolina Panther football. Here Bone Man coming up at
eight o'clock Notre Dame versus the ACC. We played the
full clip from Notre Dame adp Povakwa going after the
ACC and I want y'all to react. Who's back you
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got in this dispute? But before we get to that, Bony,
let's talk a little bit about the fact that we've
got some Panthers moving up here in this Pro Bow voting.
And I don't really the conversation really isn't as much
about the Pro as it is. I want to kind
of acknowledge who's having special seasons, like who should have
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a legit chance to get into Pro Bowl. I think
we kind of realize that there's a Carolina Panther tax
on your Pro Bowl votes, you know what I mean?
Like we aren't necessarily although jac Horn is still number
one among corner votes among the fans, but we aren't
necessarily one of those teams Bone that seems to get
the benefit of doubt when it comes to Pro Bowl voting,
and maybe that'll change now with us in the mix
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for a division title that does seem to often change it.
I'll never forget that when we got ten Pro Bowlers
in the twenty fifteenth season, and I wasn't sure we
deserved all of them. But team's success will often right
lead to more individual honors.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So you've got j C.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Horn number one among corners, Derek Brown has moved now
to number six among defensive tackles. You have rico'dowdell and
Trayvon Merrigg at seventh among running backs and safeties respectfully.
And then you've got team as a rookie at number
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six and pretty good. We're very excited to announce that
justice is at least beginning to be served Bone. JJ Jansen,
America's long snapper is finally in the top ten. Yes,
I can't believe it either. They actually do long snapper
voting and go to my Twitter at mac WFNZ and
repost my JJ Pro Bowl tweet.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
We're trying to get a movement going here, Bony.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah, it's a hashtag Pro Bowl vote sending JJ's name
and also throw in there at some point hashtag justice
for JJ, because we're trying to write or wrong here.
I was a guy that hasn't missed a snap since
nineteen eighty two. Thanks not in the top ten voting.
This man's perfect, y'all. This man is perfect, all right
and knock on wo hope I don't chink him for
this weekend. But how is that man behind nine other
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long snappers? How dare you but to have an idea
back at the at the games? What about a long
snapper competition? How far could they Wong snap that book?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I love?
Speaker 3 (35:55):
You could do accuracy? They long snap sandwich. It's like subs,
like objects. There's so many things you could do. There's
so many things you could do with a long snapper competition.
How about they do that to settle? Who goes y'all
afraid of JJ? Y'all just got your friends and family voting.
Could JJ Wong snab Bryce the often or Mack? Do
we not want JJ in they or does it matter?
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Because if the Panthers were in the Super Bowl that week,
this doesn't even have a coach Paul. He said, coach
Pauly said, wholl be occupied that week get ready for
the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I like the way you think Bone. You know who?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Matter of fact, I'm going to start this conversation because
I want to have a conversation of who is having
a legit good enough season where you think they should
be in the Pro Bowl or should be seriously considered.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm gonna name.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Somebody Bone that ain't even isn't even in the top ten,
which you got Damien Lewis. Damian Lewis is the best
offensive has been the best offensive lineman in my opinion
on the Carolina Panthers two years running.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I believe that to be fact.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Bone Damian Lewis has given up one sack and nine
pressures all season. He is the number three a graded
offensive guard in PFF Pass Pro. This is a dude, Bone.
He's a heck of a run blocker as well. Damian
Lewis might be the most underrated guy on the Carolina Panthers.
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I honestly think he is Pro Bowl good and somehow
we don't even see him in the top ten right now. No,
he's on the all underrated team probably with Mike Jack
right throw some more guys in there, but those are
two guys that probably don't get the credit they deserve.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's a good one. I would say that.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Knowing his impact on this team, I would say marrig
also to me is a Pro Bowl guy as well.
I think he deserves a lot of recognition for that too.
I think Trayvon Mahrigg to me plays the game like
a Pro bowler. I would give him the recognition of
having no one has more stops, which again is a
tackle bone that stops the opponent from getting what's called
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a positive play. The formula for positive plays is on
first down four yards and then every down after that
second or third down, it's getting half the yard that
you need. And then on fourth down obviously it's it's
it's first down. So like Trayvon Merrick has thirty one stops,
that is number one among all safeties. He also leads
safeties in pressures he has. He's been a great blitzer
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twelve pressures in just thirty two in just thirty two rushes,
So those are some of He's been a near the
near the line safety, like he's done work near the line,
unlike I think any other safety in football. I think
he should at least get consideration. Derek Brown should be
a Pro Bowl. This shouldn't be a consideration thing.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Derek freaking Brown. Thank you, Kay, thank you, k Adams.
Derek Brown. Bone.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Are his numbers down from that Pro Bowl season a
couple of years ago?
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
They are?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
You mean when he had the most tackles of a
d linean. Ever, I think the the tackle numbers are
down Bone because I think in run situations he is
getting doubled more. But I think it's opening stuff up
for other guys. You cannot deny how much better the
defense looks, the run defense looks Bone with him in there,
and you cannot tell me it's a coincidence. Plus, I
defy you to watch his highlight film of him throwing
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around three hundred pounds men and tell me that's not
a Pro Bowl.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
He's first in the league in PBUs for defensive lineman
and he has a career high fifth sack. He's the
eighth overall defensive tackle on PFF. I think Derek Brown
is the type of guy that, honestly, if he's healthy,
should go to the Pro Bowl every year. To me,
he and Horn were no brainers, right, So That's why
I didn't even bring him up first Horn season. It's
interesting bone Horn's season on now, most of his yard
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are like almost half these yards were given up in
that dreadful Saints game where he fell down twice and
he gave up one hundred fifty yards and two touchdowns.
But his numbers on PFF aren't great. But he has
the most interceptions in the league. He has zero PBUs though,
by the way, that's kind of a weird. That's interesting,
but I guess he's caught. He would have five of them,
but he caught him this year. Right in the past,
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maybe he wouldn't catch those balls. His PFF numbers like
he's only forty fifth in coverage grade or Mike Jack
is seventh in coverage grade. But I don't want to
make PFF grades the end all in the be all,
Like there's an eye test here right right with J. C. Horn, Yeah,
there is. What do you think happens with Rico? Probably
not any more Pro Bowl or right, he's ninth in
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the league in rushing yards overall, but he's twentieth in touchdowns.
Does his max slowing down a little bit take him
out of consideration there for a while there, he was
one of the leading rushers in the league, and it
felt like that's where he was headed. But do you
think now that he's kind of slowed down and Cuba's
starting to take over a little bit more that Pro
Bowl unless a lot of guys maybe drop from the NF.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I mean, know whoever they do it now? I guess
that's that's true.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
You know, he could end up at Pro Bowl games,
But then agin we're gonna be in a Super Bowl
I'm I talking about. But if we were to not
be bone somehow, like if we got upset somehow, right,
don't say negative, though, he could end up in Pro
Bowl games. I don't know if he's up at that level. Well,
he is ninth in the league in rushing yards though
still bony yep yards per carry four point eight. That
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puts him at that's hard to do because they got
the dudes that barely have any carries. Anyway, I was
going to try to do some live on the air math,
which is always risky. Four point eight is going to
put him so eleventh in the league. Got four point eight. Yeah,
but again, if you take away the dudes that have
less carries, it's going to move him up a little bit. Oh,
I trade Ben only played in four games, yeah, five
point fiveing like that, So he's top ten and I
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think he's had a really good season. I think something
you mentioned is about to happen. I think he and
Chuba are about to do more of a true time share,
and I think it could be glorious if it works
out anyway it did in the Rams game. I think
they wanted to do it that way initially, so I
think they want to keep each other fresh. So I
would say no there, I would think that. What about
team act though, six in receiving yards, bone, top ten
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in yards per catch, top ten and touchdowns. He's tied
for seventh in touchdowns. Remember how slow of a touchdown
start he got. He's now tied for seventh with six touchdowns. Wku,
he's ahead of in the receiving yards right now. He's
ahead of Jalen Waddle, O Lave Justin, Jefferson, Drake London,
Abuca McCaffrey, Jamison Williams, A J. Brown. Like, he's actually
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ahead of those guys right now as a rookie. That's
highly impressed. Now some of those guys are having down years,
but still that's highly impressive for year one to be
in that company. Oh, it's ridiculously impressive. And he's not
far from He's not far off from de Vat. They
smient that ceedee Lamb either it's absurd his season and
when then when you factor in the mount of drops
he has too, Yeah, like the amount of times, maybe
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there's a miscommunication with him and Bryce, Like there are yards.
I'm convinced bone and catches that will be yards and
catches in the future. You know, it's just he hasn't
been perfect and he's still sixth in the league receiving yards.
It depends on the way we finished the season, and
I know last game Bryce spread it around a lot
more team Mack only had the one catch, but it
was a huge one. It was the big forty three
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yard touchdown. I think he's got a legit chance at
Pro Bowl. I think legit chance at Pro Bowl. Horn
and Brown because they've been there. Doesn't it seem like
once you get there, you get the benefit of the
doubt from like the voters, the players and the media
member voters.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
And then I think you've got to seriously, I wish
they would consider Damian Lewis. I don't know why people
got their heads up their rear ends on him but
not on him specifically.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
It's kind of weird, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Yes, and then I think marrig and T Max should
get legit freaking consideration, I really do.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Where is t making catches right now?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
There, he's thirtieth in the league in catching the catches
numbers look fIF d seven. Interesting Mac for the rookie
of the year of stuff because Tyler Warren's having a
good year as well for the Colts among other guys,
so I'd be interesting to watch as well here. I
believe t Mac's numbers have passed a bucas Buka's been
struggling a bit lately. I had the big touchdown drop
the other day. The Buccaneers downturn kind of coincides with
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the Buka's number. He had a horrible drop the other day.
We talked about terrible whide open touchdown. So I think
I think T mac is in play Man for this thing.
Jackson Dart's still in player or no, he's missed some games.
He's missed some games. You know, he's moving on now.
They're getting their heinies I don't know if he'll win.
He knows he's playing well. Is the rookie tight end
from the Cleveland Browns? Fanning fanins fan is starting to do.
He wors man. If they let Shador in there for
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big two minute two point plays at the end of
the game.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
I bet he could try to throw to him.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
How about that Chador throws for three sixty four, has
four touchdowns, they take him out for the decisive two
point play.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Are what are we doing with something? The dinner's ready,
We're going to break when we come back.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Notre Dame blast the acc excuse me, the Notre Dame
a d blasty acc?
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Was he right to do it? Back and bone