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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Owen's Mack and Bow on your radio. Bas you this
in my frame back, posh, Come I posh. This is
my freme team.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bone.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
What's the fun I can't go to work without listening
to the Mac and Bones.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Do a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Look, when we got here, you know, we had three
defensive linemen. I mean, you can't practice the three defensive line.
But we went out and signed a lot of players.
We signed UH players who didn't have offers or offers
that I did that didn't want.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But we're still that.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It kind of just called it slid through the cracks
in terms of the recruiting process. We signed players in
the transfer portal that were available, we were late in
the running on a lot of them were laid on
in relationships, We were laid on it in UH contacts,
and then you know, we were in out of time.
When we did the best we could, I think Michael
and a staff that did a both great job of
upgrade and the roster, and then it was upgraded again
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in the spring after spring ball, and I mean, our
football team's a lot better than what it was then
the spring ball I can tell you that.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
So that's Bill Belichick and his big things are not
falling apart here in Chapel Hill inside the football offices,
and we are not out of here. In two minutes
press conference from Monday's interesting. He literally he says, Hey,
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we had to have guys that didn't g have any offers.
He basically like, yeah, we got in there two days
after the portal. I'm gonna interpret what he's saying. We
got what he's mumbling about. We got in there two
days after the portal opened, and we got players that suck.
But it's not our fault. I got in there two
days after the portal opened, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Took us a while to demand the sun and the
moon and get John Pryor on the board to convince
everybody we deserve the sun in the moon. So once
that happened, the portal at all already open. So our
players aren't any good. It has nothing to do with
me or Michael Lombardi. Did I interpret that correctly? Bone?
I think you did. By the way, Fitty, there's some
true to that, some truth.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Pitty.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I have a question for you because we got a
tweet about it yesterday and I missed this in advance.
We were analyzing did Belichick call during game day Herbstreet's phone.
Someone on Twitter said he said on his press or
that was him calling Herbstreet. Is that true that he
said that that was him? Fitty, I did not see.
I did not hear that in the press or the other.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I haven't gone through the entire presser. I will do
that today when I do my press conference takeaway podcast
for the Heel Tough Blog podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Can I say something that's funny? But Fitty is procrastinating
on this podcast about Belli and listening to Belichick's presser
like a student procrastinates on a term paper. Seriously, he
did the basketball preseason poll presser. Lamb and Flound did
that last night, and they are pushing off his damn
Bill Belichick press conference, right, ye idn't even listen to
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the damn full thing yet.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Mac.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Let me just give you a behind the scenes look
at how things operate to the heeltup Log podcast. Mondays
are typically game recaps. No game to recap this week.
I've done the press conference on Wednesdays. That has been
the standard. That's when I go, I know he does,
I know he does. This was like an emergency presser.
Why wouldn't you have a pre a pod about this
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because we've I've had other things to record, other things.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
To talk about. Listen, don't get me wrong. If I
was you, I'd do about six hoop podcasts. Four I
got into this thing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm trying, all right, anyway, Let's let's spread Let's not
just talk about the Heels.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Fans are tired of this. Let's let's talk about everybody
in the Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You had to do that at that podcast to be
number twenty five, you had to get that in there
right away.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
All right, let me do this right now. Let's let's
do the assignment Bone. Let's spread it around. Whether it's love,
whether it's criticism, let's spread it all around. It is sadly,
like we talked about with Chris, we'reing the midway point
of the college football season. It's the best regular season
in sports, and it's kind of sad that it's halfway over.
But it does give us an opportunity to kind of
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look at what all these local teams have done in
the first half of the season. So I want to
do Professor Mack and Bone doing their midterm grades. We're
each going to hand out a grade for all of
these schools of local interests. Let me start here bone,
do you have a valedictorian so far? Who is your
highest graded student in the Carolinas?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Which school? Which team?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The valedictorian may not be as high as some other states.
Back with football right now, I would say the valedictorian
of this state the Duke Boo Devils. It may not
be the highest grade, it's a B plus, but I
would say the Duke Boue Devils. I know that they
did get blown out in the second half by the
I I think a lot of that was self induced,
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but they found themselves. Weately forty five points against State,
thirty eight against Syracuse, forty five against Cal. Look, there's
not a lot of great options here at the top,
I would say Duke would a B plus. And also
the fact that they noticed that Malik Murphy wasn't fit
in the program, went out paid top dollar for a quarterback.
Mensa has been extremely good. I'll say this, and I
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didn't think I'd get here this year. Mack of the
two teams I root for in their quarterbacks, Mensa has
been better than Sellers has been.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
This year, consistently better this year. Definitely.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
If you got the high upside now if the NFL wise,
but like Mensa this year, the way he throws the football,
it's confidence now fairness to sellers. If you put Mensa
behind the South Carolina offensive line, he would have been
snapped into the backs.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
That's a point.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
But Mensa is playing amazing. The offense is playing amazing.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Their twentieth in games against FBS opponents, are twentieth in
yards per game. They are running for five yards of carry.
You know how this running game struggled lately Bone at
recent seasons. That is ridiculous. Man, Shepherd is a hell
of a back. And they're running the ball, and they're
throwing the ball, and they are improving. Like you said,
they are second in my class. They are not the
standing valedictoria in my class. But I agree with you
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on grade B plus. I do think you have to
knock them. They were very sloppy in their two big
non conference games. They had two shots boned to get
a big non conference win against Illinois and Tulane, and
they were very sloppy. They brought so far from their
A game in those games they have to be docked for.
That's why the good B plus they're four and two.
That's why they're not in a is because of those games.
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Other than that they would have played bad even if
they lost close in those games, that might be higher.
In my opinion, there's an A in the in the Carolinas,
and I know there's not many good students in the
Carolinas this year at midterm, wake Forest deserves an A
in my opinion that they should absolutely be the top
of the class right now because the way I gauge
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this is based on expectations too. Right it's relative to
what we thought you were going to be and your
current situation. You look at Jake Dickert being at four
and two, Bone, You look at the fact that the
two games they lost to State and ranked Georgia Tech,
and they had fourteen and seventeen point leads in those
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games they got screwed out of the Georgia Tech ranked win.
They should be five and one. Clayboard and Ashford have
been banged up throughout the season and they're still four
and two with these results.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Look at the Kennesall State game. You remember that nine
to seven game. Look how far they've come since that game? Bone,
how much better they are already now? That isn't a
in my opinion for Jake Dickard in Wake far No
Jake diggerd joins the program today at nine to twenty five.
We've not talked to him yet, so looking forward to that.
And also, you look you're great for Wake. I would
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say probably right there, Probably right there with with Duke.
I gave Duke the B plus, but I don't think
I can go any lower than B plus at all
for Wake Forest. Say you want to say they're in
a I can't argue some of that. And I'll say
this too, in year one, we didn't see this coming.
We'll get their November schedule in the meaningful football games
that Wake will play down the stretch at Florida State,
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at Virginia Carolina is in there. I'm not joking about that.
That will still mean a lot for Wake Forest. That
they gone Bill Belichick and at Duke to close out
the year. FSU, Virginia Carolina, Duke and all those games
are gonna matter to the Wake fan base. And that's
really what the Wake fan base wants. They want to
matter and they want to be relevant, and they are
right now. Look at this, He's won games with two
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different quarterbacks. I mean, he plugs in party, and I
argue the offense got better because of his deep ball passing.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
I mean, it's just it's amazing.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Do you have anybody else other than Wake and Duke
getting bees or higher? Or do we have a lot
of dunces, A lot of mid students and a lot
of dunces.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
A lot of dunces. I'll bring up one here, MATC.
And I'm interested to see what you give this school
for this year, because I don't think anyone else is
on that B plane. But what are you giving app
State right now? Where are they at on your gradies?
At least a B minus? That's the one team. I
think you can make the argument that they're also in
the beginning at least ay be minus for app State. Listen,
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this other Miss game was horrendous.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I mean the turnovers at the doorstep, I mean getting
beat by sixteen by Southern Miss.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
That was horrendous. The Boise game got ugly.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
They hurt themselves in that game too, But the way
they've played with Cole at quarterback, they're sitting here at
four and two with a new regime and a ton
of new roster players at least.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
A B minus for AF State.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think they're the I thinks be If you power
ranked them, I think they'd be third right now, behind
the other ones.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
We're talking, so you say, no other Beest, no other Bees.
I would go ECU as a potential B minus.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Gave them a C.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
You look at look at a couple of their losses.
The state game they rallied and dam near pulled it off.
The two Lane game, they're on the roadbone they rally
and take the lead, lose on a late touchdown to
Tu Lane, who's a pret damn good team. As Duke,
you're valedictorian. The BYU game was ugly. Houser through. I
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mean it wasn't horrendous, but Howser through an interception going
into the end zone to score and an interception for
pick six the other way. That really made that game
more lopsided. I think you can make a case that
they are B minus. I think ECU fans should feel
kind of good.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I think, but maybe that's C plus.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't know. I also think they're a program that's
still trending up. They've got wittable games in the next three.
I think they're going to end up playing Memphis at
six and three in mid November. So I think that
where ECU is right now, I think they can keep
going up here throughout the season.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Should we talk about your well? I was going to
go to your f's well.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I was going to go to the I was gonna say,
we need to talk about the naughty students. Now, there's
a lot of naughties in this class. Why f's South Carolina?
I gave a D too right now? I gave South
Carolina a D. It's just it's a mess. They're They're
three main SEC games so far, LSU, Missouri, Vandy Walston.
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The wins were kind of slogs, to be honest. Virginia
Tech that was not very impressive when you look at
where Virginia Tech went after that, really not impressive. South
Carolina State that didn't play all that well, to be honest,
they had the punt returns. It hasn't really been the
Kentucky game. They got it rolling a little bit. But
how often this season back have we seen the game
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Cocks look like the semwhats of a team that finished
last year maybe three quarters against Kentucky at that I
just think it's it's a D. And if you want
to go lower than that, it's hard to argue the
way they performed on offensive It's funny. I was gonna
go D plus.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I was actually gonna give South Carolina a better grade
the Professor Bone did. Their offense is horrible, Like there's
no way to put it. Their offense is horrible, and
they have this immense talent at quarterback and their offense
is horrible. So that like Deth docks even more offensive
points because you can't get you can't get sellers to
play better because and in fairness to them, everything around
it is flowed. The offensive line is one of the
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worst in power for football. I truly believe that, But
I do think they deserve a little credit Bone for
all they love lost on defense, they're thirtieth in scoring
defense in games against FBS competition. With all the losses,
special teams have done some things put some points on
the board. So I can't go full blown D. I
even considered C minus.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The problem is, Bone, man, They're gonna have a lot
of losses here in the next a month from now,
they gonna have a lot because of their schedule. For
as bad as show as as the OC, Clayton White's
proving himself even more definitely.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
So okay, so I'll go to my f's.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Bony.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
You seem to shy away from ripping the bad students.
I'm going to go ride.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I just gave him.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I just gave him a d no.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I said, who's getting your f's and you said, well,
I got South Carolina. Do my f's are first of
all Bill Belichick's at F minus. I'm sorry, tar Heel fans.
I know you're tired of me piling on. That is
an absolute train wreck in a debacle, and that's an
insult to train wrecks and debacles. That's a dumpster fire,
but that's an insult to dumpster fires. That is just
a horrible start. Listen, if we get it, it's not over,
but it's horrible. I think Clemson deserves it f as well.
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I think base if I'm basing this on expectations, and
that's why South Carolina has to be down the D
range because for some reason, I have no idea why
they were picked.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
As a potential playoff team.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I thought it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen,
but they were.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
But so you got to hold that against them.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Well, Clemson, many idiots like myself thought they were the
national champion cleam so them to have the three losses
they have Syracuse, the way they played at home, the
way Club Knicks started the season, the way the veteran
O line started the season.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
That has to be an f right.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
One hundred percent in f right to be a national
championship contender and to be out by the time October
rolled around. No, that's that's an AF And I don't
know how you argue that. I don't even know how
a club's event argues that. How do you argue that
based off what you thought you were? How do you
argue that you can't failure? It's an epic failure? Did
you see video over there?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
And I still think they might be able to win
out and and listen, they might pull their grade up
then right to a D or something. I don't know,
but like right now at three and three, that has
to be judges and f Did you see what happen
in the fitting when when his heels were getting the
F he had flashbacks to his school career, his plastic career.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Did you get sensitive? Remember you got? I mean, why why?
Why are you just a jackass? Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:13):
I'm just messing.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I wasn't I wasn't a bad student, mac. I had
a two point nine g p A. Hey seas get degrees, baby,
how you go? My senior year, I kind of stopped
doing work at at one point nine that year. What
was your g p A in in in high school?
I don't really remember, but I graduated. I graduated Magnum
whom loud as from Towson University. My friend careful that
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I messed up that word one time and almost got
in trouble there. You know what dab I would say
about getting a F, Well, you know what an dance
we have to answer for fun?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
We're a fun football team, ball now, Fitty.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I was a broadcast communications major that wasn't exactly like
pre med all.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I don't want you to know that. And Talson isn't
exactly Horvid in fairness. In fairness, we have two team
two teams left Bony, we have Charlotte. I can't give
my man Albin and F because of what he's inherited
and because of all the injuries he's had, and I
just respect so much as track record as a coach,
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I can't give him F. Some of y'all probably want
him to get an F. I give him a D bony,
But I do have to tell you right now, in
games against FPS competition, take the Monmouth out of there,
right and they barely They had to fight and scratch
a claw put forty two to beat Monmouth. But FBS competition,
they are one thirty second out of one thirty six
in offense, and they're one twenty first out of one
thirty six in defense. It has just been round. It's
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getting and it feels like it's it's gotten a little
worse lately.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I gave them a BF what does that stand for?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Biff? F this up.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's what I gave Charlotte. I'm amused by that.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's kind of like I want. I don't want to incomplete.
I guess is the best way to go for them.
I mean, yeah, would be an F on the surface,
I said D. I said, D, you got context? Do
you give them an F on the result? But then
I don't. I don't put the professor Albin. I'm not
blaming him for that. I'll tell you this. They might
have brought in a three lemons at quarterback, though, I'll
tell you that they got to get a damn quarterback
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in as school man Chris Reynolds for Chris Reynolds Little
Old Women's NC State. What's your NC State grade? Bony
D for done? That's a D for NC State. I'd
say a D.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
All right?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, I got him at C minus. I got him
at C minus. They have what are you talking about, fiddy?
Don't you dare scoff over there? My professor grade for
wolf pat? How are they minus?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Their defense can't stop in those lead, their quarterback is
they've got a walking talking turnover.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
They get a win over a top twenty team in Virginia. Okay,
that win looks better and better right now the way
their offense started the season from a scoring standpoint. That
offense was on fire early in the season. What about
last regressed regress looks better? Maybe that we thought it would, right?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
I think so? I think the I think deep? I did?
I said deep? What did I say?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
You said?
Speaker 5 (17:17):
C minus C minus de plus C minus? I go, yeah,
deep plus C minus area. What do you think they deserve?
Fit daddy? Oh oh my gott get out of here.
If you're the F standard, you and Clemson are the
F standard. You stand alone. You guys put the Dunce
hat on together alone, Fitty.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Hey, Carolina and Clemson. We run the acc baby, if
you flipped it around.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And the reason I said, Dona, I do think this
will be it for Dave Dorian with what they have
coming up. They're on a by right now, but Pittsburgh,
Georgia Tech, Miami, whatever Florida.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
State may be.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
And then obviously you would see at the end there
there's not that many wins coming up for Dave, Dave
dork and sometimes around schedule he gets sometimes salvage he's
done in numerous times.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
I don't know if this is a year he's gonna
do that or.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
It sounds like it sounds like many people like Joe
Gillio and others that are close to the program think
he is going to retire. Thinks that that he is
not like he's like fifty four years old.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
He's fifty three.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
But but they there's a b Yeah, there's a belief
that he will walk away keep his dignity.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Now will he coach again? I don't know what dignity.
They're also okay, let's just go to break this. I'm
gonna yell at this guy during break, go to break.
Let's pay when we come back what the belief stories
in sports and in life that make us say what
the vlaieve, including Fitting.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
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the mind of all Panther fans as we sit here
frisky having won three in the last four and an
actual five hundred record, would a chance to go actually
over five hundred, which feels like a felony, feels like
it's illegal for the Panthers to do. The question on
our minds is this a trap game? Should we be
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worried that this is a trap game, that this is
a spot where the Panther are gonna panther against the
windless Jets. That conversation coming up at eight forty five.
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Speaker 6 (19:46):
I love more night.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I love the birthday stuff mat I get from family members.
Where you start to think as you get older, what
did people think of me when I was younger? Here
was one can't believe you may it this far? Happy
birthday boy. We're proud of you. Who would thought you'd
make it to four? Did people think that, like thirty,
I was not gonna make it?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
It's not like it's not exactly like you're living the
life of you know, a rock star anything you know?
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I mean, I know, I.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Feel like you live the safest life any forty two
year old man has ever met.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm not exactly Ozzy Osbourne. Oh man, I'm what to
believe in that? That texter right there thought Bones live
in some rock and roll lifestyle. So about dad, Let
me let me go to you Bone. You're the leadoff hitter.
What the bleep? It's our weekly. It's a day later
than usual. We had a lot going on yesterday. It
is our weekly.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
You know.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Look at some levity right, look at people doing things
saying things that make us say, what the bleep, and
we're laughing at him quite frankly.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
What do you got over there?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Bone?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
For context today before we start, this was a record
amount of stories I had today. I had all eleven
stories I was trying to pick from. Ten of them
were from the state of Florida. Today. They had themselves
one of the all time you've ever had your wife.
We're gonna start mac In Saint Petersburg, Florida, forty three
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year old Justin Farley stole seven thousand dollars worth of
scratch off lottery tickets at his local seven eleven. He's
now facing federal charges for the crime.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Mackers.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
How did mister Justin Farley get caught with federal crimes? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He won a lot on those tickets and came back
to the store to redeem his winnings. Of course he did,
There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
I didn't you just steal those?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Forty three minutes later he came back and said, I
they collect my money. All he did was change shirts.
And I think it wasn't what to.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Believe we do it.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
That is a That dude is a dummy, even by
Florida man. Stand yes, holy crap, that guys. Gotta tell you.
The Florida Man. The crime is sometimes funny, but sometimes
the way the Florida Man gets caught is the funniest.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Part of Florida Man's stories.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Like you didn't think to yourself, maybe go like thirty
minutes you went to the same store workers like, hey,
I know you. Oh my god, is there a way
to track two? That's a stolen ticket?
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh yeah, I actually when he took seven thousand worth
of tickets.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Yeah, I'm not sure that I'll ever get away with
stealing lottery tickets and cash.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I'm not sure that plan ever works. Florida Man, Oh,
Florida Man, stay Floridan.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
All right, they'll be on Florida. They'll be back in
this segment. Oh my gosh. All right, Bone Man, I've
got to I've got to call out somebody personally. And
this was a nice guy. This is a listener to
FNZ and the Mac and Bone Show. There was a
gentleman bone and I use that term loosely right up
in front of the glass window outside our studio at
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Speaker 6 (22:54):
They're great.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
But every time I ate a wing or dip the
chip into the buffalo deck.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
This dude pointed in at me and shook his head.
Oh my god, look at this guy eating. Look at
Mac eating.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
He then texted barely on the text line and said
Mac is stuff in his face bone. I ate four
wings and had some buffalo dip. What the bleep kind
of behavior is that? Why this dude would not stop
staring at me? I was afraid to eat. I had
to have Darryl, our engineer, stand in front of me
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and dip the dip behind him.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I was so shamed for eating the same fat Mac, sir,
all right, I I took care of myself all week
so I could eat that food at the doghouse. That
food shaming is a damn shame. What the bleep was
he doing drinking news Mac EAT's wings. I don't know
why this is, you know, filming. I was got pointed
out by the way going on there, sir. Fruit shaming
is not cool. You're also one of the great wing
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eaters I've ever seen. You talk about cleaning the bone.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
My name is Bo.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
That sounds weird. You now you talk about cleaning chicken
wing bone, you are in all time. You know, it's
something to behold.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
No meat left behind, y'all. I do the same thing
when I eat Maryland crabs. No meat should be left behind.
So that guy should not be shaming you. He should
be in awe.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It was like watching Mac a great quarterback in his
That was like watching Dan Marino sling the rock back in.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
It was like watching Brady dissect the defense, watching me
dissect all that chicken wing and all to meat. Yeah,
it's a damn shame. We got food shamers out there.
Watch out for those food shamers, y'all. Mackott's not a coincidence.
Last week, the Public's grocery stores in Florida made a
rule that you can now open carry in their stores,
all eight hundred and sixty two locations.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
You can bring your gun into the store.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And that's why Publics in Florida made what to bleap
three times in one segment today. This is not necessarily
a gun situation here, but a Florida woman stole a
motorized cart from Publics and got to the main road
and took police on a mile chase. It's impressive. You
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got a mile down the road on that little thing.
Police said, we don't really know where she was going
or how fast she thought she was going. It was
the slowest chase we've ever had in whatever town.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
They were, Well, that's the yeah, that is the real
what the bleepy portion of this is where did you
think you were getting to on that little thing?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
You think that thing had a hemy in it or something?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Girl like? What the belief? And that's the thing that
gets me was a woman right now, a Florida man woman.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
That's what you get. She'd probably go to see her
husband they just won the scratch, or her brother one
or the other. That's what gets me is Florida woman
is as crazy as Florida man. It seems like man,
that's impressive. That really is impressive. All right, we gotta
what to bleep heer bony. I also want to bleep
all the people bone in September. I will admit this
is this is a couple of weeks old, but I
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just saw it. All the people in September over in
England Bone that just participated in the world Worm Charming Championships.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
That's right. I never knew this was such a thing.
Teams have thirty minutes to coax as many worms as
possible from a designated to to leave a designated three
by three meters plot. Digging and use of water are
both strictly forbidden. Bone. The worms must be charmed away
from where they're at, over out of that area, and
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then you score your points.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What kind of life do you have to live?
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Bone?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
If you're competing in a world worm Charming Championship? What
the bleep? How's that a thing?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Buf biddy, I urge you, bitty, I beg you just
move on and don't acknowledge warm charming police. I don't
I know what you're taking. I know you just step
away from the microphone. That's what I call Friday night.
But fella, come on, don't you step away? Just think
about this.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
This is a country that now has a competition where
people roll down a hill to chase cheese, and now
they charm worms.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I've never been more glad that we won the war.
Oh my god, look at this method. Look at this
method that they use. They used the twanging method. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
They drive a garden fork into the ground and the
rhythmic vibrating of the soil shivers, and they think it's
rain and they come out of the dirt and that's
how they get them out.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Anyway, I'm way to invest it in. Who's the first
one to discover this?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
We've gotta get charm in on an asker charmed a warm.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I will tell you this right now. Who I do
want to know? Bone? Who the doctor James Nasmith is
of warm charming?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I do, Mac.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
We're gonna step away from Florida and go to Burke County,
not far from here. This story made all the way
to Yahoo in the national headlines because a Burke County
wedding took a chaotic turn when the bride's father allegedly
crashed a car then stole a volunteer firefighters pickup truck
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from the craft scene. The Highway Patrol said Arthur Hoyle
wrecked both vehicles near the hit and Hill wedding venue Saturday,
leading to an hour search and leaving the wedding guests
stranded for more than two hours. The father of the
bride max still stealing a firefighters truck in another car.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
You talk about an all time Burke County wedding.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What a night man.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Imagine married in and I imagine you realize on your
wedding night what kind.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Of family you really have joined? Imagine what to believe
we doing? When the pouxtog says, hey, I've got your
wedding photos. You want to take a look. And you
go through and then you see your dad's munction, Hansome,
I'm telling you, man, girl, dad's no right uh.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
That that that'll stretch you out having to pay for
the whole dang wedding for your daughter. That'll probably make
you do some crazy things.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Bone.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Speaking of crazy things, I get a couple of headlines
I'm gonna hit you with here.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Bone.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
A dog named Colton in Chapel Hill chewed on a
lithium ion battery powered device and started a fire in
the house.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Fire department had to show up.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
BELI but yeah, not to be confused with the dumpster
fire down the street in Chapel Hill. Also, Bone, shout
out to the Alabama man who set a world record
with a three and a half foot long beard. I
was told before Kyle Bailey had his shaving accident up
in Buffalo, he was trying to break this record one
day and shout out to the six hundred pound man
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Bone who had to be removed from his house by
a crane.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
That is where fat Mac was headed. If he didn't
start dieting.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
What to bleep to all of you, but respect to
all of you as well, that's kind of sad, and
that's kind of sad.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Crane back.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I have some headlines also from Florida that we don't
have time to get into too many details. We have
a Florida man arrested for throwing the cheeseburger from his
car at strip club employees. We have a Florida man
that got caught robbing houses naked. We have a Florida
man that tried to sneak a thermos into a jail
through quote his exit ramp. That is what the sheriff said.
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We will not bring it thermos through our exit ramps. Oh,
we have a shirtless Florida man that caused the brawl
at publics and took off and took a shelf and
threw it at people.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Of course he did.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
We have an elderly woman that got romanced by a
fake stranded astronaut and that's it. There, there you go, man,
that's just a week in What the bleep? What Storymax
stands out to you is that the naked house robber,
the cheeseburger at the strip club, the Thermus and the
exit ramp.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Did you do to one? The ten year old one?
The classic throwback, Oh you want the woman?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
The woman? Oh yeah, I kind of want this story woman.
This is an older one here, but made it went
viral again. A woman crashed her Thunderbird on her way
to a date because she was shaving and grooming herself
in the car while driving. You talk about multitasking, lady,
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Holy crap. Look I'm not a woman, right, but you
might want to handle that bit just before you get
in the car.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
I'm go ahead and say it.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I thought it was already bad enough when I look
over on a highway and the woman's putting makeup on
next to me, drive it. Imagine that, Holy crap. Revkev
is from Burke County. He says that barely qualifies his
news here in Burke County, bomb, how dare you put
that on? What to Believe? And then somebody else tells
us that dirty Jobs this is Woo Woo from Gastonia.
Dirty Jobs did an episode on worm Charming. It was
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in Louisiana, so apparently, Fitty, you can't just blame England totally.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
That's where apparently the.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
World Cup of worm Charming or the World Championships are here,
but apparently right there in the Bayou they're into the
worm charming as well. Oh okay, man, we're gonna settle
down after all that excitement there when we come back.
Are you paranoid about this week's game being a trap
game against the wholy awful, horrible, disgusting, awful, bad, terrible
(31:51):
New York Chat Sports Radio ninety two seven WFZ.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Had a good quarterback. I mean, they got a quarterback
and get loose, So I mean that's one thing we're
gonna have to go ahead and focus in this week.
They got a really good running back, so I mean,
you know, there a lot of people are trying to say, man,
they're zer and six, but I mean we've been in
the same situation, so I mean we'd be fools to
sit here anything that is usually gonna lay down when
we're going to go up there and play them at home.
So for us this week, I mean, it's about being open,
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not to you know, to be able to learn and
be able to team their offense, but also at the
same time not take, not take what they're trying to
feed us, right, And you know, yeah, we won two games,
but I mean our problem spend the whole time it's
been on the road this year, so we got to
be able to go and fight our own demon as well.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Sports Radio ninety two seven wfn Z. That's that's that's
our leader right there. You can hear in every comment
they win a game and he says, we're on the
next week. Dereck Brown has that great leadership veteran perspective
that all these young bucks. I think we're now down
to eleven rookies on the team because Trevi and Thomas
got waved from the active roster yesterday.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
But you know, we're a young team.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
What did JJ say yesterday, despite his presence, we are
the third youngest team in the league based on snap
count and stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Well, he removed around the perfect leader.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Man. He took himself, Andy Dalton, and Sam Martin out
of the mix there for that.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
For that, well, he said it was snap weighted.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
So he said, because those guys don't play a lot
of snaps. Yeah, yeah, he says if they played a
lot of snaps, it would be weighed differently. So he
did admit that he did make that concession. So that's
the attitude they have to have this week. We're the
Carolina Panthers, y'all. It's really nice to win some games,
but we are the last team that can show up
and think just because we're there, we gonna win a
football game.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
And I know, Bone, you might think differently. I know you.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You're you're part Jets fan, part Panther with a charmed existence,
so you may feel differently about this. I I don't
know about y'all. I am very paranoid about this game
this week. I right now, I'm very That doesn't mean
I'm not gonna pick the Panthers at some point, but
I am not on here today to say, ah, the
Jets are horrible.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Garrett Wilson's not playing. We're gonna kill him.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
First of all, Bone, I don't know if people have
noticed our performance on the road. We are two and
sixteen in our last eighteen road games, and Bryce Young
as a starter is one in fifteen on the road.
Not good, not all so this year. We have been
down at halftime in all three road games by twenty
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to three, twenty to three, and twenty eight to six.
So like, pardon me Bone, like if I'm not gonna
come on here, and like you said something yesterday about
you may guarantee Locke City, it's just do you not fear?
And then then you can go to the Panthers history
bone of spots like this, and we can talk about
that too on the show. They have their last not
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been a road favorite Bone and they're now favored. The
line has shifted to the Panthers by about one and
a half. They haven't been a road favorite since twenty
twenty two. They lost that game to New York. Then
the two times before that in twenty twenty one lost
to New York, lost to Miami.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
So this is just this is.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
A spot here Bone where we're not used to, like
do you not worry about this being a potential trap game?
One of those games where we say, man, it's a
week to week league.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Well, it is the definition of a trap game to
have the Cowboys at home and then a road game
in Buffalo on the road. I understand what it looks like.
I understand your trepidation based off of history. It all
makes sense, but this Jets team is reeling their bad.
If Garrett Wilson was playing in the football game and
he was lined up with Mike Jack, I would say
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that's an area where the Jets could really do some damage.
He's not in there. I just don't think the Jets
offense mac has enough. Will it be a pretty game
with the Panthers on the road against the team for
them to win would have to really kind of muck
it up and make it kind of an ugly football game.
I think it could be kind of ugly, maybe not
a ton of points per se, but I don't think
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the Panthers are I would not worry about the Panthers
losing this football game. It may not be esthetically please
that we come in on Monday and say, Wow, that
was a thing of beauty like the Atlanta gave at home.
I don't think it's going to be like that. But
I think the Panthers find a way, and it might
be more about how bad the Jets are than the
Panthers all of a sudden being a great road team.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
And I'm not on here telling you bone like I'm
not picking that. I'm not going to pick the Panthers
to win. But like if you don't have any Panther paranoia,
like this is the spot Bone where we go panther.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
You know Chris Rock has that bit the tiger went target.
The Panther could go panther at any minute, Like, just
when we start expecting something from this team, isn't that
when they let us down? Usually? Yeah, I heard this
stat on Goldie Show last night. I'm not trying to
be a kill Joe. I'm just trying to be a
real Panther fan. I'm trying to get it to tell
you about my paranoia. Goldie had this stat last night. Bone,
the last six times we have had a chance to
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go over five hundred, that includes Week one games, the
last six times we have lost.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
So I just I just want to acknowledge all of.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
That going in. I also want to say this. The
Jets lost by two to a pretty good Denver team.
The Jets lost by two to a five and one
Tampa team, And the Jets lost by two to a
pretty good five and one Pittsburgh team. Here's like to
think we can't be in a game, Bone, I can't
go there.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Here's the issue for the Jets against the Panthers without
Garrett Wilson, they threw from minus ten net yards last week.
That ain't good. The Panthers' ability to stop the run
has been extraordinary the last couple of weeks. Where is
the jet of the Panthers are stopping the run? And
Brice Hall and Braywan Allen, by the way, has been
injured for the Jets who they thought made the plant
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Brece Hall has the main guy, so they're missing him too.
Here he got heart against Miami. If they're shutting down
Breece Hall and they don't have Garrett Wilson, they don't
have a tight end. That scaresy on team. Where's the
offense coming from? The Jets defense may be able to
hang in there a little bit, But where's the offense
going to come from? If it's from asking, I don't know.
I can't see them getting enough. I will give you
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an answer. If the Panthers go Panther. If the Panthers
go road Panther, the offense will come from us turning
the ball over.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
That's where it'll come from.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Bone It'll come from the other team scoring on the Jets,
scoring on defense, or the Jets having very short fields
because we turn it over.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
That's where it'll come from. It will and don't give it.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Like, if the Panthers play their best, they ain't losing
to the Jets. There's no way in hell the Panthers
have to contribute to it. But I've watched the Panthers
play on the road this year. I've watched the Panthers
over the year. Bone, I'm not like, are you is
lock City in play for you?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh my god? But I'm nervous. Nervous definitely is a play.
It definitely is more nervous. We there yet to where
you should go run lock City. I know bad Jets football,
and this is bad Jets football. This is naughty bad,
This is bad Jets food. They had minus ten yards
of passing offense. We're sacked nine times. Our pass rush
ain't getting after justin field like that. We have five
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sacks all season. Denver had nine sacks against the Jets
in one game and Bone it was a two point
game where the Jets had the football the chance to
win late. Well, the defense get to keep them in it,
but they're not losing. The Panthers are not losing this
football game. So you are so Have you got to
Locke City on Wednesday? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Oh my god, Panther Fitty, how do you feel about this?
Do you like Bone going to Locke City? Or are
you afraid that this is a spot where the Panthers
would break our hearts?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I think if last week is what we think it is, right,
that defining win, that defining moment for Dave Canalis, Dan Morgan,
Bryce Young in the rebuild, then you expect Carolina to
go on the road against a bad football team and win.
And I think it's important to, you know, maybe clarify
for Bone here he's picking them to win the game?
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Is he picking them to go out there and win
thirty one? I'm saying, are you let me ask you
the question? I asked them, no, yes, zero worries? Do
you I didn't say zero.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
I gave you just went Lock City, goofball I said, goofy.
They said the well I'm a goofball boy really really
hit me in the soul there. I'm saying, your worries?
But what do I know about? What do I know
about the Jets? Maybe I'll be wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I know because I know nothing about the Jets.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
So because but I know something about the Panthers and
you should too, and you seem to be forgetting that
part like that.
Speaker 6 (40:31):
That's I so you so let me let me ask
you this.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
You started the show by talking about maybe what you
think about Buffalo, right right?
Speaker 5 (40:40):
All I said is Buffalo has the worst run defense
in the league in yards per care.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Well, we're starting to look at Buffalo like is that
a winnable football game? If you want to talk about Buffalo,
then you don't worry as much about the Jets. I'm
going to go stop.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
I'll take you to another place here.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I think it would be very Panther to lose to
the Jets and then come home and be Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
We're winning both.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
I almost hope.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Pitty has jumped right in bone to Panther fandom as
the most arrogant, obnoxious like pant the Homer Panther fan
in America.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You might say the fact that there's someone on this
station that can meet your Homer and that maybe I
get out Homer and exceed your Homer Homer off It's
it's I'm being honest, man, I'm just being honest.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What's the scenario that the Jets win this game? Turnovers
I just told you you guys have watched the road
games this year.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I guess what the Panther spot of the Dolphins seventeen
points because of two turnovers, and they you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Are misunderstanding me. There is a very good chance. On Friday,
I picked the Panthers to win the game. The question is,
do you fear at all? This could be a spot
where they could break our hearts? Now they're different, man.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Are you good?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
Let me do this on a Wednesday? Are you they're different?
I fitty, You naive Panther fan? You naive young Panther fan?
You young little kiddy cat? Do you want to go
lock City Panthers on a Wednesday as well?
Speaker 1 (42:08):
With bone Mac unlocked this game on Monday? My god,
do y'all are touching the money? You're you guys are
rolling around naked in the money right now. You're not
just touching it, You're you're rolling around in your panther
thong all over the money.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Right that's our next time. You're making more nervous. That's
the prop for Monday's victory dance. We'renna wear pilot hats
there money on the one. I'll be in my thong
wagon like a warm getting charmed.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
What is this guy saying, if you're scared, get in
my pocket?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Is smooth Mac?
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Do you there?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Garrett Wilson has three hundred and ninety five receiving yards
this year, right? Do you know who the next receiving
H leader? Mason Taylor and Breys Hall are second. The
next the next wide receiver H in terms of stats,
Josh Reynolds at seventy two yards receiving.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
That's a slight drop off.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So side outside of Breys Hall in this game, he's
having a pretty good season yardage wise, but outside of
Breest Hall and Justin Field's ability to move around what that's.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Another thing we better spy Justin Fields. What's scaring me
is the Panthers. That's the whole point of this conversation
from my angle bone is I'm giving you all the
data of us on the road, road favorites trying to
get over five hundred. I'm a little scarred by the
David Tepperreira. Now you're scarred by all forty two years
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of being a Jets fan.
Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah, so that's.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Playing in your mind right, So it's it's a clash
of my Panther paranoia, your Jets misery, I think, is
what's colliding. And Fitty, on the other hand, is just
the biggest pom pom wearing top cat. Not the prettiest,
but the biggest. And by the way, Panther fans are
eating it up right now.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
They love what.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
They love Fitty swag, they love Fitty's attitude. I used
to be like that as a Panther fan, too bony
they and then I went through the temper era. He's
not a cowboy fan, but he acts like an old
cowboy in the West, the gunslinger Fitty Marlin.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
This dude says, wait till mac has to has to
shamelessly joined the boys and picking the Panthers on Friday.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
I'm telling you it might happen.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
But like to like to not be worried at all
is a mental state. I can't be in it, which
at least with at least about five sycamores, I can
get there. The concern would be that it definitely is
the definition of a trap game. I get on paper
like it fits that big game against Dallas, big win.
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You've got Buffalo Green Bay two after that. There is
I fully admit there is the loook ahead factor. But
I just think the Panthers are trending one way.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
The Jets.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I don't think they're equipment on airon Glen yet. Yeah,
they they fought. They're kind of right there though, where
if something goes wrong early, they could roll over like
Mabel after a retreat.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
I'm just gonna say, Panther fans asked his question to
yourself honestly, quietly, all right, to yourself right now in
the car. Is this the type of spot where when
the Panthers get you thinking that they have reached a
certain point and turned a corner, that.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
They say knop psych Ask yourself that question. We're also
going to ask Willie P a question when we come
with Tee what he thinks about it?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
We'll ask P what he thinks about this? Does he
fear this game at all? He's got history with the
with the Jets as well. We're also going to ask
Willy P. Why is he trying to nark us out
to social media terms of service for our victory dances?
Speaker 6 (45:33):
Oh no, what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Man? We're going to put them on trial here. Willie
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