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February 20, 2026 15 mins

In a special Friday edition of Random Crap, a reporter did a drunk hit live from the Olympics, Mad Dog Russo saw nothing wrong with what Tony Clark was doing in his personal life, Bill Simmons endorses two competing soda companies, & more 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Random crap, random crap. Mac and Boone talk random crap,
random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap, random,
random crap, random crap, random crap.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Crap, Oh crap.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
City's favorite.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Morning tandem, Mac and Bone Random Crap.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Mac and Bone, oh right, were doing a little special Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Usually by Friday, Bone, I'm not saying we're still not
a crappy radio show, but by Friday usually we take
the day off on the random Crap segment.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
You know what I'm craving on this Friday, Mac, I'm
craving with New York butcher Shop.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right now. You're home with a final certified angus beef.
You're trying to make up for that debacle toss three
points out.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I fumbled to begin with, and then I got the
ball back and fumbled it again on the same play.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I called beef bef.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
And then, for some reason I'm so used to going
to break in the same cadence middle of the spot,
I went to break.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
That was hard to watch. That was definitely hard to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I'll tell you what has been emotional to watch Fitty
Nation rising up out there, saying that they will contact
Jeff Rickard and try to get permission for Fiddy to
do his impression again.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's all or upset about this, and it's brought all
sides together somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, future game cock mom is a Republican. I guess
we can start random crap with this. She says she's
gonna reach out to Rickard. She finds Fiddy's impression even
though she's a female Republican. She finds Fiddy's impression so
terribly done that it makes it funny and endearing. Wow,
So there you go. She is gonna contact the rictator.

(01:44):
Did we just make the rictator busy? Bone that he
doesn't know what's coming?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Does he? This is bullplank all right?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Anyway, speaking of Fiddy, let me start the random crap
segment out with this one bone. We we've been doing
the we've been doing our harassment and how do you
put it? Bone harassment training agains.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
We had to do like the courses where you have
to watch the videos and answer questions and yeah, usually
or by year whatever, every other year whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, on how to treat.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Employees, what not to do, what should be reported to HR,
and all that sort of stuff. I'm watching this dang
video and they have all these like fake scenes boned
right of the workplace, and we got to watch them
and tell people what they should be doing in these situations.
And lo and behold, there's a situation bone that hits
very close to home. It's it's the situation that tells

(02:40):
us that giving another employee a massage, a shoulder massage
is considered inappropriate activity in the workplace. And I'll be
damned if we didn't just talk last week on the
air that Fiddy will randomly come over and give us
shoulder massages in the middle of the radio breaks.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's how many things came up and videos that could
affect Fiddy's whole entire resistance.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I got I started thinking they were basing the whole
video on Fitty.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
After a while, man, every scenario inappropriate jugs in the
hallway that can be heard by others, that shoulder massage Fitty.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Apparently not only is your impression band, Apparently the shoulder
massages need to go. They sat in the video bone
that when people walk by our window, right if people
witness the shoulder massages at work, they could be uncomfortable.
So the people that walk by and look in here
while Fiddy is doing that to us, yeah, we may
we may.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Not be doing justice to them either by someone.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Never thought about the ass How serious does Willie p
take these videos because he feels harassed all the time. Oh,
I'm sure he's the first one to do the videos.
Oh my goodness. That's entertainment though, right, isn't it? Boyl
Ain't that just entertainment?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
All right?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
There's a fine line between entertainment and harassment. All right,
as a fine line. Let's go to the first SoundBite
we got to use here, a random crap which is
just amazing. This woman is named Danica Mason. She works
she's a sports for Pearl reporter for Channel nine in Australia,
reporting live from the Olympics. Bone And let's just put

(04:10):
it this way. The next day she was apologizing for
having too much to drink before going on the air.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
This is how it sounded.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Literally, the like, the price of coffee over here is
actually fine. It's more the price of coffee in the
US that we are going to have to get used to.
I'm not sure that the iguanas. Where are we going
with that one? But anyway, let's get into the day's
fot because there is plenty happening back home. We're going
to start off with some actual where are we going

(04:39):
with that one? But anyway, let's get into the day's
fot because there is plenty happening back home. We're going
to start off with some actual wrist rocos gearing from
the actually their trip to the US and the UK,
rather because Bryce Walsh has stolen the shown he of
course did that in the last few ash is crowning

(05:01):
for four tries and claiming England's fans but rich in
the UK just three months following that UK Club challenge.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
How do they let her go?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
She's trying to do highlights by the way, she's trying
to do like a highlight package, in doing like a
rugby or Australian rules football highlight package.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Me doing the last ad read.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
That's true, Bone, you were dead, sober and sounded just
like her. So anyway, she has apologized, but her clip
is gone viral Bone as you can imagine.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh yeah, because you know, Pam Oliver gets that sometimes
where people make fun of workup. But she has migraine
issues and that messes up the way she's talking. That
was just that was straight up boozing there, she admitted.
She admitted, it is odd hours all around, you know
what I mean. So it might be party time before
she goes on air.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I don't know party time in Italy. Maybe.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Anyway, she's probably gonna be hired by Barstool in about
two weeks.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Somebody says, I thought that was still days of hosting
on WFA.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
To get out of the way again, we get Fight
for to we get Fight for twelve.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Text back know Terry Bradshaw on halftime sounds like Terry Bradshaw, Oh.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
My gosh, that cracks me up. All right, let's go
to another clip that is amazing. So we were talking
yesterday about this Tony Clark situation. We were actually talking
about it in random crap, the fact that the mlb
PA now has a new executive director. Tony Clark had
Basically there had been whistleblowers talking about his wrongdoing for

(06:31):
a while, but it seems like the thing that they finally,
you know, put it over the top and they were
able to fire him was when he got caught having
an affair with his sister in law. Tony Clark's married
his sister in law, and oh, by the way, the
kicker she is an employee of the MLBPA. So it's
not just really messed up from a family and husband standpoint,

(06:53):
but it also it's a coworker and somebody that you
are a superior of.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So that was a lot going on there.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
That did not stop man dog Russo Bone from admitting
that he really didn't understand what was so bad about
what Tony Clark said, listen to this.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
That was due to an inappropriate relationship with a sister
in law who you know is in her fifties.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
What's so inappropriate about that? I understand?

Speaker 6 (07:19):
I mean, you know this happens all the time, this stuff.
I mean, why'd you time that be considered inappropriate? It's
his sister in law, all right, So it's his brother's wife.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I mean, you know, I guess it's inappropriate.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
But maybe the isn't that a family matter more so than.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Is a union matter?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
So what's he doing in his private life that that's
not inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Holy hell?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
And it's not like he was banging his cousin and
they had a baby that had a tale.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I mean that would be inappropriate, what that would be.
We didn't take that part out of there that was
talking about laid the clip that they talked about it.
But it's it does happen all the time on General Hospital,
not in real life. Those aren't real life scenarios that
normally happened. Mad Dog, Yeah, that happens all the time.
It's turn law, So no, it doesn't happen all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
One also needs to inform him that she worked underneath
him in the Players Union, like you know what I mean,
Like he was her superior at the office too.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
And the family matter and it happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
That must have big day, said sister in law. I
couldn't believe what I was hearing on that one. Yeah,
that was Boomer and Geo. They were clown at him,
and now I guess we are clowning him. Ye're like
the mad Dog were still together. Francesa would say, Dog
gets some big deal. It's not just a sister in law.
She works in the office with Tony Claus. Where was
mad Dog when we needed them? By the way, mad Dog,

(08:46):
that could be his wife's sister as well. All right,
we were pontificating on that yesterday. Which version of sister
in law was it? I feel like they're both pretty
dang bad. All right, anyway, let's keep it going here
at the random crap? What do you think of this story?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Bone? Does this story crack you up? Or could you
see this?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Ari Emmanuel is a big Hollywood agent and the story
this week is that he has now signed on to
be Pat McAfee's client.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Runs a UFC and ww he's the owner of TKO right,
his founder or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I do not know that part.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I know he's an agent in Hollywood and he has
signed Pat McAfee as a client, and his goal is
to turn Pat McAfee into the next Sylvester Stallone, the
next action movie hero. Do we really need this guy
in movies?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Now?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Two?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Bone, there's already too much of this guy in our life.
He's the definition right now. Actually, Steven A is two
of oversaturation. But yet Stephen A might be running for president,
and now we have Pat McAfee who's running to be
sliced stallone. Those two guys back are neck and neck
for every time we feel like they've.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Done too much. I don't dislike Pat McAfee. I'm just
getting way too much Pat McAfee. It is good to me.
It's wrestling when he's on there, not right now, but
when he's on there, it's it's football. It's it's just
there is so much of him. I don't need him
being in stop or my mom will shoot too, all right,
I don't need.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Him in that.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I will ask this one though, Do you and I
don't need steven A in the presidential race either? I
do not need that either. I'm with you, both guys.
It's an oversaturation, both guys.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Do you i'd rather see Steven A as president than
Pat McAfee in a new Rocky remake?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is I can't. I can't join you in that one?
I call not.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Do you think Pat McAfee, though, is the best candidate
at ESPN to be a movie star an action hero
or do you think they have a better one bone?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
I think they have a guy who go put that
could look like a villain in movies, a bad guy,
Scott van Pell, evil, Scott van Pell could be something right.
He kind of looks like the He kind of looks
like the terrifying bad guy in Willie Walka.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh. I thought he looked like the guy from Just
pable meat group. Oh man, all right, what else.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Do we have here?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Bone? Two Georgia players with reckless driving charges. We call
that Friday. I'm not sure that's shocking any Kirby Smart,
Are you ever gonna give a damn? Because when you
talk about this, you sound like you don't care, and
I believe that is why the behavior continues. We also
Bone have Justin Smith, the story of Justin Smith, the

(11:31):
World Poker Tour guy. I didn't know about this till
you told me that was celebrating a U a victorious
World Poker Tour event, went over with the fans to
celebrate and tour his ACL, celebrating itelivable. We do see
that though in like we've seen like football like sack.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Celebrations where guys have torn their ACL. I just I
never would.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Have thought Bone, we were at the risk of severe
knee injuries on the poker Tour. It's the first one
on record I think of a ACL tear on the
Poker Tour. He's high five in and these steps wrong
and there he goes down to the ground, grabs his knee.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
There he goes what happens next Bone.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Competitive eaters like Joey Chestnut are blowing out their achilles.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Clasical injuries because they're they're they're lifting too many dogs.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
What do we think is going to happen next to
any wants to shout out to justice.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
MA get better, baby.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
And that's why I don't play poker because I'm a
I don't want to blow a knee out, not because yeah,
you're very concerned about that. Oh, real, men played poker. Well,
I've never played poker and I don't know how to
play it. All right, Uh, Bone settled down, everybody, Here
we go. This is very random. It's not crappy, but
it's very random.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I had no idea that Jeff King, the former Panthers
tight end Bone, was a front office guy. He was
named the Bears assistant GM yesterday. Had no idea. Oh, yeah,
he comes up on the way. He's been moving off
the charts for a while. Okay, good for him. Man, Yes,
he's reached assistant GM, so there's probably a good.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Chance he's a GM. It's something.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, I seemed like the articles that come up of
the next people, whether it's assistant coaches or highly thought
of people in front offices. Yeah, he does. He does
come up for someone he'll be a GM suitent off.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, he's he's you know, well, you never know, like
which nondescript players are going to like be like really
good coaches, Which non descript players are going to like
soar through the front office? You know what I mean?
Like you have you have no idea? Jeff King put
him on that list? Not h What am I trying
to say?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Last? But not least? I was gonna say not but last? Lease?
Are you a drum reporter? Last? Somebody like Harry Carey
for somebody's everybody.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
To ask a great question if all the beers are
ten answers over there, how did she get that drunk?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's true? That is true?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
All right, Let's wrap this up with an amazing broadcasting moment.
I have never heard anything like this in my life.
Listen to the two ad reads back to back that
Bill Simmons did on his podcast, and I just need
to know, how does sponsors agree to this bone the
same voice, the same person, with no break in between,
two live spots of these two companies back to back.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Listen to this.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Let me ask you this question, are you picking the
zero sugar cola that you actually prefer or are you
settling for the label that you think you prefer? Hmm,
go out and try Pepsi zero sugar today. Let your
taste decide. This episode is brought to you by one
of my favorites, Coca Cola. Every sake of Coca Cola

(14:31):
brings you closer to the excitement of the FIFA World
Cup twenty six between one of thousands of prizes and
the trip to see three matches. So grab a coke
and drink and the FIFA World Cup twenty six. No,
it's just necessary thirteen plus.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What's he going to horse next? They're you gonna do
Joe Cola next?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
As a as a Bill Simmons, uh listener a lot
of the time he The first one was alive because
you heard laughing the background, so that was a live
rey and the second one was one of those pre
recorded ones they put in there in the middle of
the podcast. So obviously someone didn't think that through. But
first one was live, second one was pre recorded. And
it's a bad job by those in charge to separate those.

(15:15):
How do you even Yeah, how do you get there?
They're sponsors, which can also be kind of odd too. Yeah,
just the fact that they're both sponsors. I don't know.
I A'm mad at you, Bill Simmons. What's the last
time we mess up a reading back around here?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Your name? It never that would have never happened.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Last break with Bone trying to say the word beef
and pronouncing it incorrectly like he's a damn drunk reporter
from Australia or something. I ain't mad at you. I'm
shameless too, but that felt extremely shameless.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, that's a bad job to act. That's a bad
job to wrap it up with because russo here
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