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August 13, 2025 • 13 mins

In this edition of What the Bleep, a fake nurse gets caught after receiving a promotion, we hear a story about Lil Mac sitting in his car, a man finally gets engaged after proposing 42 times, Mad Dog Russo mispronounces Cade Klubnik's name, & more 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, though, bone man, it is what the bleep
time we give you.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We pushed it back a day. We didn't what the
bleep a panther camp.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yesterday, all right, we had business attention, we had to
talk to the fellas. But today we get back to
the shenanigans known as what the bleep? These are stories,
these are sound bites. These are things that we must ask,
what the bleep? We must also laugh at these things
as well. What do you got bony, doctor bone, doctor bone?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What does doctor bone have here?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fitting enough, because, according to the Flagler County Sheriff in Florida,
we have one of the most disturbing cases of medical
fraud ever been investigated. A fake nurse. Our twenty nine
year old Autumn Bardisa treated over four thousand patients without

(00:45):
a nursing license. The only reason they caught her mac
she got promoted. She was so good that being a
fake nurse, she got promoted and then they realized, oh bleep,
she's not really a nurse, and now she's in trumble.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
No God, imagine if you're on that list. Then she
took care of how are you feeling right now about
your health?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Between June of last year, in January of this year,
she treated four thousand, four hundred and eighty six patients,
all to rave reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
But how great she was? What the bleep? How does
she get away?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Like? I don't understand? How does that happen? Howes she
just keep doing this over and over again? Everybody thought
she worked there?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, only in Florida? Mac, Can you fake a job?
It be better than everyone else in your in your
medical facility? Did you imagine Mac being a fake medical professional?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You and you're and you're a standout that does You're right?
That does probably speak to Florida And someone like that
looks like they're great at their job. What the bleep?
We do in Florida? We ask you this every week?
But what are we doing down there?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right? Don't let the fake nurses in? All right? Bone,
I've got to what the bleep?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
This poor woman, Megan Reinerson, This poor woman is a
nanny and she is an aspiring actress. Bone, This poor
woman had a horrible day. She got onto a plane, Bone,
and before they could even take off, had to use
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
She had Uh, she had the runs.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Uncontrollable Bone, uncontrollabone No United Airlines it it made such
a bad smell from the back of the plane before
they even took off that United Airlines, according to the
New York Post, had to call off take a take
off for a for a few minutes so that has
Matt specialists could clean up what happened in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
So she got tagged as she got tied as a
bio hazard. This poor Could you imagine that belief coming
off the plane and you got a bio hazard tag
on you with hasbat Take it now, you think taking it?
You don't think you're taking off your shoes as bad.
This is a whole other level of a bio I'm
telling you, I've been there before. Man, fat Mac.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
When I just ate anything, I just I mean young Mac,
A lot of beers, a lot of wings. I mean,
I feel like I feel like I could be this woman.
So I kind of feel I have a soft spot.
I gotta what to bleep you girl, because that's crazy.
But anyway, that's that's unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man. That is oooh man.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
All right now, Today's Jimmy V Award for don't give up,
Don't ever give up, goes to a man in London,
England named Luke Wintrip because his fiance or his now fiance,
said yes to his proposal.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
On the forty third time.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
He asked her, she rejected him. Over seven years. The
previous forty two times he proposed mac at Castle's musicians,
magic tricks, stage white dinners. He did everything possible.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
She said no.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Forty two times. But they always say forty three is
the magic number for love.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
And Sarah finally said yes. Broke her down, her down.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
They met where the Eastern Hemisphere meets the Western hemisphere,
and that did the trick. Some spot somewhere they stood,
they came together. I always believe back that wave will
find a way, especially over forty times.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Everybody, that's a story out there, young kids out there,
whatever you want to do in life, all right, just
keep at it, keep at it. The only reason this
is what the bleep is why if she turned him
down forty two times, was she still with him. I
don't understand. This man was running trick plays too. This
man was running trick play engagements like he wasn't just
doing the normal engagement. This dude brought out the bells

(04:34):
and the whistles like forty times, and she still was
on impressed. I don't understand. I don't either. Also, so
why was she with them? And why did he try
forty three times? Like, at what point would you not say,
you know what, I'm out of? How many how many
tricks in the bag there? How many reverses, how many
fake punds? How many keepers like this guy's playboy? We

(04:56):
need to look this guy's playbook. He knew she was
the one man, fit dog. This is got to inspire you, baby,
all right, stay at it, fit dog. All right, once
we get to forty three matchmakers, I think that'll be
it for you.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
All right, yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh Man, all right, I got to tell the story
bone I saw I'm rejected by forty three different people.
I gotta tell the story of some carjackers. Bone that
we're trying to steal a car. There was a couple
in the car and a couple of carjackers bone hopped
in and they wanted to steal the car, all right,

(05:33):
So they basically threw the woman out of the car,
and then they realized, oh no, this is a stick
shift and they could not drive stick neither one of
the two carjackers. So then they had to kidnap the
man that was driving the car and say you drive
the car and get us out of here. The cops ensued,

(05:54):
there's a chase going on. This guy's like, I don't
even want to outrun the cops. I'm just gonna pull over.
He pulls the car over to the side of the
roadbone carjackers hop out and the cops catch him. Carjackers,
all right, I don't know if that's good. It's a
good idea aboon him to give carjackers advice on live radio.
But please, carjackers know how to drive any kind of vehicle.

(06:15):
You don't know what kind of vehicle that you're gonna
hop in. You can't be an automatic only carjacker in
this world?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
All right? What to believe we do? In there? Poorly playing?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
This feels like the plot of a Kevin Hart Dwayn
Johnson movie. Like a scene and now one of those
type of movies Kevin Hark gets thrown out of the
car and then and then Dwayne tried in the It
feels like a movie. Can no one drive a shift
stick shift nowadays? When I was growing up, it was
something like I just feel like we all had to learn,
Like I know, I'm an old unk here and stuff.

(06:44):
But it feels like none of y'all out there can
drive a stick shift now like you can, either of you? No,
not at all, No, like is it? I guess I
never had it, never had a car with that. I
guess you don't have.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I guess there's such a small percentage of cars like
it feels like in the old days. Back in mind,
it feels like in the old days bone that where
a higher percentage.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Of cars were stick shifts. I think now cars could
drive themselves in the place. You don't even need to
be able to drive.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Now, Mac, I'm gonna call an audible here because you
just brought up onunkin driving. I want you, if you can,
to tell us the story that you told us about
little Mac yesterday, who's very close to getting his license,
right very close, hopefully. Yeah, he's got he's got a
car that he's wanting to drive badly by himself. You
told us that Mac Junior has been sitting in the

(07:31):
driveway in his car, just hanging out for a while.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Now, my wife got a new got a car for herself,
so she passes down her vehicle to little Mac. He's yeah,
he's so excited to drive this car. First of all,
he's put all the accessories that he got for his
mom got him for his birthday, but all the accessories
in the car.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're ready to go.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
But yeah, he'll just randomly say, Dad, we go hang
in my car and you just sit in there and
scroll his phone, just like he would be doing upstairs
in his bedroom. But does it just sitting there in
the drive way in his car? Is that what the
bleep worthy? You finally got them back to stop playing
video games. Now he's just sitting in his car.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
How long back until you're in the driveway in your
car and he's in his car. Either one wants to
go inside. I came home one day and with him
and two of his friends just sitting in the car.
He says, we're just sitting in here. I said, what
are you practicing?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Cruising? Hell's going on in there? One of the friends
probably said, what could be better than that?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I know the fact that you got two friends to
sign off on that is also disturbing.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
They are they pretending where they're going, they're gonna DoorDash
to the car when they're on a drive through window,
Just drop the bag off out of my window.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Y'all got kids in their knuckleheads, man, don't they do stuff?
And you're just like, what the heck's going on?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I remember when we went to a homecoming night my
senior year of high school, and we thought, you know what,
we're gonna get these hats and people are gonna think
they're the funniest hats ever and this will be the
greatest night of our lives. And it was those really
like tall foam your hats. Yeah, and they were the
stupidest looking things ever be far wit How dumb are
these guys? So the greatest end of our life involved

(09:03):
in high school wearing gigantic foam beer hat in the ground.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I respect it. I respect it. When you're young, every
day seems cool man, And he realized how dumb was I.
We got on TV in high school in an Orioles game.
We did like the go Orioles like painted chests, Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
We got on TV. We showed up to school the
next day. Our teachers like, hey, I saw you with
your shirt off at the pit. You know, yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
But so I feel like everybody grows out of that,
except Buffalo fans.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
They still do last, but not last. Mac junior stories
are hilarious. Last I'm telling you, man, the kid is
a damn true.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I can't be the only one with a kid that
makes you shake your head routinely.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Right anyway, I've got what to believe.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Tyrese Maxie of the Philadelphia seventy six ers. This man
had to go on IG Live this week bone to
get advice on how to open a can opener. Needed
somebody to tell him and explain him how to use
a can opener.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
You are a grown man that doesn't you know how
to use a can opener? What the bleep bone? What
do you think about that? They can be tricky at times.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
So, like you know, I've I had to run in once,
but I'm good with it now. I've went to YouTube
and saw how people did it. We all have something
that we're not good at. I've said before, mine's parallel parking.
But one thing that's a household type thing that.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I can't do. I can't iron I just I can't
figure that out.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
You plug it in and then you wait for to
heat up, and then you just run it across your clothes.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It feels like it's a lot of effort. You know.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
They invented dryers that can do the same thing for you.
So I never even I've tried before. Ironing is just
a skill that I think it's an acquired skill.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Okay, acquired skill, Finny, is the can open or problem
for you?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I've never had a problem opening up my way to
can mac?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Hey, No, yeah, you have acx. Oh.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Also, how are you judging Bone for not knowing how
to use an iron? Mac returns to the grill bone
it can even real the important food, and he's judging
you're gonna be able to work in iron correctly.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I was at the audacity of this man. I was
actually gonna do full disclosure here. My wife has to
use the can opener for me. Sometimes I'll get it,
but I would I would say seventy percent of the
time I end up asking Christina to open the open
the damp can for me. It is bad iron. I

(11:25):
don't really understand what the issue is there, bo.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I got the dryer. What do I have a dryer
for it? When do you iron clothes? Mac? Because they
ain't during the work week.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh jeez, I don't iron a damil You guys have
some heat today going on back, I don't iron a
damn thing anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I mean, I'm married. I don't you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't need to iron, I don't need to open
can cans up, like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I don't have to grill. I mean I am.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Basically I am basically missus Max's third child.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's sad, but it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
But no, fiddy, I'm asking the question like, if you
have to iron, where does the difficulty come in?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
It is all masking.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Honestly, if I ever need a shirt that has to
be ironed, I just throw it on the dryer.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
A Can we hear I respect that? Really? Respect that
real quick?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Can we hear mad Dog Russo of Mad Dog unleash
his Heisman Trophy selection?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
And he's got a good one here?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Can we hear it?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Pitty?

Speaker 5 (12:20):
And you know they put Clemson right in the top
five too. You know Clemson's got eighty one percent of
their team back and the quarterback is back too, and
he's got a chance on Heisman Trophy. He's a good
he's that guy's gonna be a good pro. He's a Kubiak, Kubiak,
whatever his name is.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
He's a good player.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Now your thoughts on Kubiak's chances is the one of
the heisman that Clemson.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
He's one of those.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
He is the president of the old Guys that can't
get names right fan club, and I am joining that club.
The older you get, Bone, the more sports names in
your head, the harder it is to get sports names right.
So yeah, we'll want to bleep them because it's about
his one million of this calendar year. Problem is, but
like he like old guy guys do this. Man, but

(13:01):
he's done this since he was in his thirties. Well
he's on the radio. That's the problem with him. You
know what I mean is maybe there's a little like
like everybody's dad out there to screws up. Now you
say your dad screws up the sports saves all time, Bone,
it doesn't matter. He doesn't have a radio show. At
some point, you would think he could try to get
some of the names right. Sometimes he messes. Sometimes he
messes up my day. Oh your dad not mad Dog Russell,

(13:23):
my dad.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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