October 15, 2025 • 11 mins
In a Wednesday edition of What the Bleep, Florida Man, and the state of Florida takes center stage with numerous stories in the last week alone, England hosted its annual worm-charming event, & more
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let me go to you, Bone, you're the leadoff hitter.
What the bleep? It's our weekly. It's a day later
than usual. We had a lot going on yesterday. It
is our weekly. You know. Look at some levity right,
look at people doing things, saying things that make us say,
what the bleep? And we're laughing at him quite frankly,
what do you got over there? Bone? For context?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Today before we start, this was a record amount of
stories I had today. I had eleven stories I was
trying to pick from. Ten of them were from the
state of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
They had themselves one of the all time weeks you've
ever had your wife. We're gonna start mac. In Saint Petersburg, Florida,
forty three year old Justin Farley stole seven thousand dollars
worth of scratch off watery tickets at his local seven eleven.
He's now facing federal charges for the crime mackers. How
(00:53):
did mister Justin Farley get caught with federal crimes?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He he won a lot on those tickets and came
back to the store to redeem his winnings.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Of course he did, There's no doubt, said he didn't
you just steal those?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Forty three minutes later he came back and said, they
collect my money.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All he did was changed shirts. And I think it
wasn't what to believe we do it. That is a
That dude is a dummy, even by Florida Man. Stand. Yes,
holy crap, that guiys. You gotta tell you the Florida Man.
The crime is sometimes funny, but sometimes the way the
Florida man gets caught is the funniest part of Florida
Man's stories. Like you didn't think to yourself, maybe go
(01:32):
like thirty minutes away. Forty minutes away, you went to
the same store, same workers, Like, hey, I know you.
Oh my god, is there a way to track two
that's a stolen ticket? Yeah? Oh yeah, I actually when
he took seven thousand worth of tickets. Yeah, I'm not
sure that I'll ever get away with stealing lottery tickets
and cash. I'm not sure that plan ever works. Florida Man, Oh,
(01:53):
Florida Man, stay Floridan. All right, they'll be on Florida.
They'll be back in this segment. Oh my gosh, all right,
bone man, I've got to I've got to call out
somebody personally and this was a nice guy. This is
a listener to FNZ and the Mac and Bone Show.
There was a gentleman bone and I use that term loosely,
(02:14):
right up in front of the glass window outside our
studio at the Doghouse that every time I ate a
chicken wing in our studio at the Doghouse from our
sponsor seven to one six ers. By the way, amazing
wings are man's from Buffalo. They're great. But every time
I ate a wing or dipped the chip into the
buffalo dip, this dude pointed in at me and shook
(02:36):
his head. Oh my god, look at this guy eating.
Look at Mac eating. He then texted barely on the
text line and said Mac is stuff in his face. Bone.
I ate four wings and had some buffalo dip. What
the bleep kind of behavior is that? Why this dude
would not stop staring at me. I was afraid to eat.
(02:57):
I had to have Darryl, our engineer, standing in front
of me and dip the dip behind him. I was
so shamed for eating the same fat Max Sir, all right,
I I took care of myself all week so I
could eat that food at the doghouse. That food shaming
is a damn shame. What the beleep was he doing?
Drinking news Mack EAT's wings and I don't know why
(03:18):
this is, you know, filming on I was got pointed
at by the way you're going on there, sir. Fruit
shaming is not cool. You're also one of the great
wing eaters I've ever seen. You talk about cleaning the bone.
Should my name is Boone. That sounds weird. You talk
about cleaning the chicken wing bone? You are in all time.
You know, it's something to behold. No meat left behind, y'all.
(03:38):
I do the same thing when I eat Maryland crabs.
No meat should be left behind. So that guy should
not be shaming you. He should be in awe.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It was like watching Mac a great quarterback, and it's
like that was like watching damn Marino sling the rock back.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was like watching Brady dissect the defense, watching me
dissect all that chicken wing and all the meat. Yeah,
it's a damn shame. We got food shamers out there.
Watch out for those food shamers, y'all. Macket's not a incidents.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Last week, the Public's grocery stores in Florida made a
rule that you can now open carry in their stores,
all all eight hundred and sixty two locations. You can
bring your gun into the store. And that's why publics
in Florida made what the bleep three times in one
segment today. This is not necessarily a gun situation here,
(04:21):
but a Florida woman stole a motorized cart from publics
and got to the main road and took police on
a mile chase.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Impressive, you got a mile down the road on that
little time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Police said, we don't really know where she was going
or how fast she thought she was going. It was
the slowest chase we've ever had in whatever town.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They were, Well, that's the yeah, that is the real
what the bleepy portion of this is where did you
think you were getting to on that little thing? You
think that thing had a hemmy in it or something?
Girl like? What the bleep? And that's the thing that
gets MEM's a woman right now, a Florida man. She
probably go to see her husband. They just want the
scratch or her brother one or the other. That's what
gets me is Florida woman is as crazy as Florida man.
(05:06):
It seems like man, that's impressive. That really is impressive.
All right, we gotta what to bleep, per Bony. I
also want to bleep all the people Bone in September.
I will admit this is a couple weeks old, but
I just saw it, all the people in September over
in England, Bone that just participated in the world Worm
Charming Championships. Excuse me, that's right. I never knew this
(05:28):
was such a thing. Teams have thirty minutes to coax
as many worms as possible from a designated to leave
a designated three by three meter plot. Digging and use
of water are both strictly forbidden. Bone. The worms must
be charmed away from where they're at, over out of
(05:49):
that area, and then you score your points. What kind
of life do you have to live? Bone? If you
are competing in a world worm Charming Championship? What the bleep?
How's that a thing? Buff?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Biddy? I urge, I beg you just move on and
don't acknowledge warm charming please, I don't need you to
get I know what you're thinking. I know you're step
away from the microphone.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what I call Friday night. But fella, come on
the step away from them.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just think about this, this is a country that now
has a competition where people roll down a hill to
chase cheese, and now they charm worms. I've never been
more glad that we won the war. Oh my god,
look at this method. Look at this method that they used.
They used the twanging method.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm sorry. They drive a garden fork into the ground
and the rhythmic vibrating of the soil shivers and they
think it's rain and they come out of the dirt
and that's how they get them out. Anyway, I'm way
to invest it in.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who's the first one to discover this.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We've gotta get charm in on an ask because she's
never charmed.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A warm I will tell you this right now. Who
I do want to know? Bone? Who the doctor James
Naysmith is of warm charming? I do Mac.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We're gonna step away from Florida and go to Burke County,
not far from here. This story made all the way
to Yahoo in the national headlines because a Burke County
wedding took a chaotic turn when the bride's father allegedly
crashed a car then stole a volunteer firefighters pickup truck
(07:24):
from the craft scene. The Highway Patrol said Arthur Hoyle
wrecked both vehicles near the hit and Hill wedding venue Saturday,
leading to an hour long search and leaving the wedding
guests stranded for more than two hours. The father of
the bride, Max stealing a firefighter's truck in another car.
You talk about an all time Burke County wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
What a night man. Imagine married in and I imagine
you realize on your wedding night what kind of family
you really have joined? Imagine what to believe we doing?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
When the foxtog says, hey, I've got your wedding photos.
You want to take a look, and you go through
and then you see your dad the bunk.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm telling you, man, girl, dad's no right that that'll
stretch you out having to pay for the whole dang
wedding for your daughter. That will probably make you do
some crazy things. Bone. Speaking of crazy things, I got
a couple of headlines I'm going to hit you with here. Bone.
A dog named Colton in Chapel Hill chewed on a
lithium ion battery powered device and started the fire in
(08:26):
the house. Fire department had to show up. Belgian dog
not yet not to be confused with the dumpster fire
down the street in Chapel Hill. Also, Bone, shout out
to the Alabama man who set a world record with
a three and a half foot long beard. I was
told before Kyle Bailey had his shaving accident up in Buffalo,
(08:46):
he was trying to break this record one day. And
shout out to the six hundred pound man Bone who
had to be removed from his house by a crane.
That is where Fat Mac was headed. If he didn't
start dieting, what the bleep to all of you, But
respect to all of you as well, that's kind of sad,
(09:06):
and that's kind of sad. Crane back.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I have some headlines also from Florida that we don't
have time to get into too many details. We have
a Florida man arrested for throwing the cheeseburger from his
car at strip club employees. We have a Florida man
that got caught robbing houses naked. We have a Florida
man that tried to sneak a thermos into a jail
through quote his exit ramp. That is what the sheriff said.
(09:32):
We will not bring it thermoss through our exit ramps.
We have a shirtless Florida man that caused the brawl
at Public's and took off and took a shelf and
threw it at people.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Of course he did.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We have an elderly woman that got romanced by a
fake stranded astronaut and that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
There. There you go, man, that's just a weekend. What
the bleep? What storybacks fans out to you?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is that the naked house robber, the cheeseburger at the
strip club, the thermis and the exit ramp?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Did you do one? The ten year old one? The
classic throwback? Oh you not the woman? The woman? Oh yeah,
I kind of want this story. I can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is an older one here, but it made it
went viral again. A woman crashed her Thunderbird on her
way to a date because she was shaving and grooming
herself in the car while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You talk about multitasking, lady, Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Look I'm not a woman, right, but you might want
to handle that business before you get in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm go ahead say it. I thought it was already
bad enough when I look over on a highway the
woman's putting makeup on next to me. Drive it imagine that.
Holy crap. Rev keV is from Burke County. He says
that barely qualifies his news here in Burke County. Bob,
how dare you put that on what to Believe? And
then somebody else tells us that dirty Jobs this is
Woo woo from Gastonia. Dirty Jobs did an episode on
(10:55):
worm Charming. It was in Louisiana, So apparently, Fitty, you
can't just England totally. That's where apparently the World Cup
of worm Charming or the World Championships are here. But
apparently right there in the Bayou they're big. They're into
the worm charming as well.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh okay man, we're gonna settle down after all that
excitement
Let me go to you, Bone, you're the leadoff hitter.
What the bleep? It's our weekly. It's a day later
than usual. We had a lot going on yesterday. It
is our weekly. You know. Look at some levity right,
look at people doing things, saying things that make us say,
what the bleep? And we're laughing at him quite frankly,
what do you got over there? Bone? For context?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Today before we start, this was a record amount of
stories I had today. I had eleven stories I was
trying to pick from. Ten of them were from the
state of Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Today.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
They had themselves one of the all time weeks you've
ever had your wife. We're gonna start mac. In Saint Petersburg, Florida,
forty three year old Justin Farley stole seven thousand dollars
worth of scratch off watery tickets at his local seven eleven.
He's now facing federal charges for the crime mackers. How
(00:53):
did mister Justin Farley get caught with federal crimes?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He he won a lot on those tickets and came
back to the store to redeem his winnings.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Of course he did, There's no doubt, said he didn't
you just steal those?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Forty three minutes later he came back and said, they
collect my money.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All he did was changed shirts. And I think it
wasn't what to believe we do it. That is a
That dude is a dummy, even by Florida Man. Stand. Yes,
holy crap, that guiys. You gotta tell you the Florida Man.
The crime is sometimes funny, but sometimes the way the
Florida man gets caught is the funniest part of Florida
Man's stories. Like you didn't think to yourself, maybe go
(01:32):
like thirty minutes away. Forty minutes away, you went to
the same store, same workers, Like, hey, I know you.
Oh my god, is there a way to track two
that's a stolen ticket? Yeah? Oh yeah, I actually when
he took seven thousand worth of tickets. Yeah, I'm not
sure that I'll ever get away with stealing lottery tickets
and cash. I'm not sure that plan ever works. Florida Man, Oh,
(01:53):
Florida Man, stay Floridan. All right, they'll be on Florida.
They'll be back in this segment. Oh my gosh, all right,
bone man, I've got to I've got to call out
somebody personally and this was a nice guy. This is
a listener to FNZ and the Mac and Bone Show.
There was a gentleman bone and I use that term loosely,
(02:14):
right up in front of the glass window outside our
studio at the Doghouse that every time I ate a
chicken wing in our studio at the Doghouse from our
sponsor seven to one six ers. By the way, amazing
wings are man's from Buffalo. They're great. But every time
I ate a wing or dipped the chip into the
buffalo dip, this dude pointed in at me and shook
(02:36):
his head. Oh my god, look at this guy eating.
Look at Mac eating. He then texted barely on the
text line and said Mac is stuff in his face. Bone.
I ate four wings and had some buffalo dip. What
the bleep kind of behavior is that? Why this dude
would not stop staring at me. I was afraid to eat.
(02:57):
I had to have Darryl, our engineer, standing in front
of me and dip the dip behind him. I was
so shamed for eating the same fat Max Sir, all right,
I I took care of myself all week so I
could eat that food at the doghouse. That food shaming
is a damn shame. What the beleep was he doing?
Drinking news Mack EAT's wings and I don't know why
(03:18):
this is, you know, filming on I was got pointed
at by the way you're going on there, sir. Fruit
shaming is not cool. You're also one of the great
wing eaters I've ever seen. You talk about cleaning the bone.
Should my name is Boone. That sounds weird. You talk
about cleaning the chicken wing bone? You are in all time.
You know, it's something to behold. No meat left behind, y'all.
(03:38):
I do the same thing when I eat Maryland crabs.
No meat should be left behind. So that guy should
not be shaming you. He should be in awe.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It was like watching Mac a great quarterback, and it's
like that was like watching damn Marino sling the rock back.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was like watching Brady dissect the defense, watching me
dissect all that chicken wing and all the meat. Yeah,
it's a damn shame. We got food shamers out there.
Watch out for those food shamers, y'all. Macket's not a incidents.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Last week, the Public's grocery stores in Florida made a
rule that you can now open carry in their stores,
all all eight hundred and sixty two locations. You can
bring your gun into the store. And that's why publics
in Florida made what the bleep three times in one
segment today. This is not necessarily a gun situation here,
(04:21):
but a Florida woman stole a motorized cart from publics
and got to the main road and took police on
a mile chase.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Impressive, you got a mile down the road on that
little time.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Police said, we don't really know where she was going
or how fast she thought she was going. It was
the slowest chase we've ever had in whatever town.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They were, Well, that's the yeah, that is the real
what the bleepy portion of this is where did you
think you were getting to on that little thing? You
think that thing had a hemmy in it or something?
Girl like? What the bleep? And that's the thing that
gets MEM's a woman right now, a Florida man. She
probably go to see her husband. They just want the
scratch or her brother one or the other. That's what
gets me is Florida woman is as crazy as Florida man.
(05:06):
It seems like man, that's impressive. That really is impressive.
All right, we gotta what to bleep, per Bony. I
also want to bleep all the people Bone in September.
I will admit this is a couple weeks old, but
I just saw it, all the people in September over
in England, Bone that just participated in the world Worm
Charming Championships. Excuse me, that's right. I never knew this
(05:28):
was such a thing. Teams have thirty minutes to coax
as many worms as possible from a designated to leave
a designated three by three meter plot. Digging and use
of water are both strictly forbidden. Bone. The worms must
be charmed away from where they're at, over out of
(05:49):
that area, and then you score your points. What kind
of life do you have to live? Bone? If you
are competing in a world worm Charming Championship? What the bleep?
How's that a thing? Buff?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Biddy? I urge, I beg you just move on and
don't acknowledge warm charming please, I don't need you to
get I know what you're thinking. I know you're step
away from the microphone.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's what I call Friday night. But fella, come on
the step away from them.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just think about this, this is a country that now
has a competition where people roll down a hill to
chase cheese, and now they charm worms. I've never been
more glad that we won the war. Oh my god,
look at this method. Look at this method that they used.
They used the twanging method.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm sorry. They drive a garden fork into the ground
and the rhythmic vibrating of the soil shivers and they
think it's rain and they come out of the dirt
and that's how they get them out. Anyway, I'm way
to invest it in.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who's the first one to discover this.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
We've gotta get charm in on an ask because she's
never charmed.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
A warm I will tell you this right now. Who
I do want to know? Bone? Who the doctor James
Naysmith is of warm charming? I do Mac.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We're gonna step away from Florida and go to Burke County,
not far from here. This story made all the way
to Yahoo in the national headlines because a Burke County
wedding took a chaotic turn when the bride's father allegedly
crashed a car then stole a volunteer firefighters pickup truck
(07:24):
from the craft scene. The Highway Patrol said Arthur Hoyle
wrecked both vehicles near the hit and Hill wedding venue Saturday,
leading to an hour long search and leaving the wedding
guests stranded for more than two hours. The father of
the bride, Max stealing a firefighter's truck in another car.
You talk about an all time Burke County wedding.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
What a night man. Imagine married in and I imagine
you realize on your wedding night what kind of family
you really have joined? Imagine what to believe we doing?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
When the foxtog says, hey, I've got your wedding photos.
You want to take a look, and you go through
and then you see your dad the bunk.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm telling you, man, girl, dad's no right that that'll
stretch you out having to pay for the whole dang
wedding for your daughter. That will probably make you do
some crazy things. Bone. Speaking of crazy things, I got
a couple of headlines I'm going to hit you with here. Bone.
A dog named Colton in Chapel Hill chewed on a
lithium ion battery powered device and started the fire in
(08:26):
the house. Fire department had to show up. Belgian dog
not yet not to be confused with the dumpster fire
down the street in Chapel Hill. Also, Bone, shout out
to the Alabama man who set a world record with
a three and a half foot long beard. I was
told before Kyle Bailey had his shaving accident up in Buffalo,
(08:46):
he was trying to break this record one day. And
shout out to the six hundred pound man Bone who
had to be removed from his house by a crane.
That is where Fat Mac was headed. If he didn't
start dieting, what the bleep to all of you, But
respect to all of you as well, that's kind of sad,
(09:06):
and that's kind of sad. Crane back.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I have some headlines also from Florida that we don't
have time to get into too many details. We have
a Florida man arrested for throwing the cheeseburger from his
car at strip club employees. We have a Florida man
that got caught robbing houses naked. We have a Florida
man that tried to sneak a thermos into a jail
through quote his exit ramp. That is what the sheriff said.
(09:32):
We will not bring it thermoss through our exit ramps.
We have a shirtless Florida man that caused the brawl
at Public's and took off and took a shelf and
threw it at people.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Of course he did.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We have an elderly woman that got romanced by a
fake stranded astronaut and that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
There. There you go, man, that's just a weekend. What
the bleep? What storybacks fans out to you?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is that the naked house robber, the cheeseburger at the
strip club, the thermis and the exit ramp?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Did you do one? The ten year old one? The
classic throwback? Oh you not the woman? The woman? Oh yeah,
I kind of want this story. I can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is an older one here, but it made it
went viral again. A woman crashed her Thunderbird on her
way to a date because she was shaving and grooming
herself in the car while driving.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You talk about multitasking, lady, Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Look I'm not a woman, right, but you might want
to handle that business before you get in the car.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm go ahead say it. I thought it was already
bad enough when I look over on a highway the
woman's putting makeup on next to me. Drive it imagine that.
Holy crap. Rev keV is from Burke County. He says
that barely qualifies his news here in Burke County. Bob,
how dare you put that on what to Believe? And
then somebody else tells us that dirty Jobs this is
Woo woo from Gastonia. Dirty Jobs did an episode on
(10:55):
worm Charming. It was in Louisiana, So apparently, Fitty, you
can't just England totally. That's where apparently the World Cup
of worm Charming or the World Championships are here. But
apparently right there in the Bayou they're big. They're into
the worm charming as well.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh okay man, we're gonna settle down after all that
excitement
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