September 1, 2025 • 31 mins
Summer songs, the most unsexy sports men can play, PLUS a quiz to learn just how southern you are.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz Ludo.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I said, uh, you know the sleep divorce has been
out there, that that somewhat trendy. It's been a while
now where you sleep in separate rooms, different beds, maybe
different rooms because one of your snores or whatever. We
just want a lone time. And I said, but there's
another kind of divorce. And Teacher's like, oh great, another
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kind of divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, sign me up.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You and me are piling them up. But this they
just gave a name to this, but it already existed.
But this guy in the Guardian wrote about it called
it screen divorce is when you do the same thing
but with streaming different room.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You're just like we watch separate stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thing about this, I saw a thing because it was
like this lady was like my she was talking about
her neighbor and she said that she thinks that they
have an unhappy marriage because like she like looks at
them and you can see them through their windows because
they're those people that don't have blinds and stuff, and
that they'll watch TV in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
But why is that a bad thing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's not, it's not. They just the same thing as
a sleep divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's some people would say, you know, being in separate
sleeping in sepparate rooms or was weird or whatever. But
I'm okay with it and this so this sleep we've
kind of had this. I mean, I don't think everybody
just everybody. Do people watch all the shows together? That
seems weird to me.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Initially, my husband and I our schedules were so different that, like,
when we were both home at the same time, we'd
make sure to like sit in the same room together.
And most of the time it would be sports and
I would scroll my phone, or it would be trashy
reality TV and he would scroll his phone.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
See, I see, that's just you're not really together anyway.
So it's the point getting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hold hands on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh god, awful your face when that was incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That was like nails and a chalkboard.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I can't imagine, especially watching sports, have to hold someone's hand. No. No,
but watching anything, no except for cats. Get the other
end of the couch please. Plus, if you're coming over
your hold, you're trying to I feel we're going to
do something now at this point, handhold. My gosh, it's
a gateway man, it's a gateway move.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You've had how many divorces now, I can see why.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Now lasted a while, But I think there's no Like
when I was there, we always tried to have one
show together. Yeah, like one together show. But then otherwise
you go except and everybody tried to stay in the
same schedule too. You don't want to cheat, right, cheat
on him and watch an episode ahead of get ahead
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of the game. But I think that's fine, right, did
not watch it together. I'd like to have one together.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As long as you're spending time together, you don't have
to spend all the time together.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, right, I do you know? So I will say this,
even if.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
My husband and I are in different rooms.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Watching like TV, I'll still text him the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The entire time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
My god, yeah, are you annoying?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What are you texting? You TikTok links?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because you know I'm also scrolling while I'm watching, you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Know what I mean? Or it all my emojis or gifts?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Does he look at them?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And he responds the links. I can see, Like, I
get that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I wouldn't want to be pummeled with text.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I mean I can ignore a text, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I walk over and I'm like, did you not get that?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
See?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh good?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Sorry, I gotta go watch TV somewhere else. Okay I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Sometimes he doesn't watch in my bed.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh yeah, you can see it. Yeah, because she hasn't trained.
He opens it and then closes it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You have a discussion afterwards.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh wow, make him write a report about it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
A nightmare. Does he ever send you anything?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
As many as you sent in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Officially, summer started, and so it's time to start thinking
with the song of the summer. But also let's see
what the Liz can pull out of her brain. Do
you remember the twenty fifteen song of the Summer?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Was it one direction?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It was not?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was oh oh wait, it was rude?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Bye's think a picture leader.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, you don't hear that much anywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
This and rude I feel like both came out at
the same time and they were everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Twenty sixteen was a Drake song called One Dance. Twenty
seventeen huge huge, huge, huge huge huge, like big big
Is it compared to like lifetime of that? For sure?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And give me a little hint.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Three people were involved in it, featuring there was two
people and then featuring a famous person.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Non English word worldwide hit. I don't know, okay it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh death Theato, yes, oh my gosh, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
See this was right after I had my kid, and
I remember the Sesame Street parody of this with Burton
Ernie and it was a rubber ducky.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Song of the summer in twenty eighteen. Drake and My
Feelings twenty nineteen, I will give you a hint to this. Uh,
two people you would not have guessed would be together.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
One is a famous father.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh he was old Town Road there, yeah, Ray Cyrus
and nas arltnas.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
At Oh yeah, twenty gonna do twenty nineteen old Town Road, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Twenty twenty I think is Weekend blinded by the Light?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Twenty twenty has a Charlotte connection.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh the Baby is it? That one with us du
Alipa de Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Baby and Roddy Rich Oh, Let's go Rockstard Okay, yes, okay.
Twenty twenty one butter By BTS.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh yeah, and had Jason Gerulo in it. That's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Twenty twenty two Harry Styles, Oh Watermelon Sugar as.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It was, Oh, okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
My favorite is one ever we would listen to Watermelon
Sugar in the car with Harry Cells because he had Again,
my kid was really young.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Then every time he said watermelon sugar and it says hi,
my kid would wave you go watermelon sugar.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Twenty twenty three, it's country artist crossover guy.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's not Morgan wall and he wasn't there yet.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's this one.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We then right after that, jelly Roll came out right,
and then jelly Roll was everywhere.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Twenty twenty four song at the summer?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Was it the Sabrina Carpenter is a latte song?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Nope? There was a last year Morgan again in postallone.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm terrible at this. I'm not cured at this game
at all.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's not like I worked in popular music again.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is my My brain would not constitute what year was
what or whatever? But yeah, uh and this year they're thinking,
and it's gonna be the one we just played a
little while ago. It was, uh, the Alex Warden Warren
ordinary song. They think my people, Yeah, the summer, that
one's huge.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, it is big.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We'll see there's gonna be some other ones, you know what,
kind of early in the summer. Yeah, so this is
the one summer predicting will be.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I thought the song started.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I was like, no, no, I should start, but we
just played it a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
We need to go.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's Matt, heris Liz Luda and The Morning Mixed. The
Morning Mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Luda do every
Monday at this time.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
If you have a social problem, you can hit us
some of the dms on our socials Matt Harris, Lis
Luda or mix and here it is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Madden Liz am I the problem. I got in a
huge fight with my fiance over food. She is constantly
trying to eat off my plate. She never orders what
she actually wants in a restaurant, but then when the
food comes is quick to reach over and eat half
of my plate. We were at a nice restaurant I
had been looking forward to, and she didn't touch any
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of her plate before she went straight in for mine,
and I said no. It turned into an argument that
escalated to the point people were staring and I was embarrassed.
I am not denying her food. She can eat anything
she wants, but stop taking it off my plate? Am
I the problem? Oh well, it sounds like a full
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plate of problems. But I stand with this man because
I do not like it when people eat off my
plate either. I love my husband, We've been together forever.
We have a very codependent relationship, and you would think
we would probably be the people that would share food.
Absolutely not. Do not reach over across the table, because
I don't want what you got. If that's what you order,
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it'skut like onions. Oh no, No, it's not gonna be
like we're going half these on our plates. Here. You're
just gonna come and eat half of what's mine and
then I'm gonna be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
This is just the way life will be for you. Yep, yep, Right,
she's gonna get what she wants.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Uh, if you wanted your full plate of food, you
should have sayed single, that's it. Yeah, that's when it
all comes down.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And if you think she's taking half your stuff, now,
just wait till it all ends. Yeah I think that. Yeah,
you just gotta relize. And that's just the way it is.
You got to know now that that's the way it is.
Maybe here what used to happen in my old my relationship,
which is she never hold it up as a thing,
but it always be like, let's split, and then she'd
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order something and or or something I'm not cool with splitting,
and then she'd figure out what was her favorite and then.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
She did it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, man, no, I think you gotta be upfront about
it though, like I will gladly get you whatever dish
you want, but this is mine. Yeah, you know what
I mean. You gotta put up those walls, can order
two plates, all right right? You want us to order
something else from the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Absolutely, yeah, it's not a uh dal pickles is not
a hill to die on, just like yes, it's just like,
all right, this is the way to go.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
We're started ordering something that she hates.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Allergic to, just ruined the whole. This is the thing
for me, For peanuts, I.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Spend forever looking at menus and pictures of food before
I actually go out to eat. I am not somebody
that makes a last minute decision.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
On a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I've studied it. I know exactly what I want. And
if you can't put the same amount of work and
effort into this, and you're just gonna at the last minute,
because that's my husband, just at the last minute, just
yell whatever he sees in front of him, and then
he'll be like, oh, why did I order that?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And I'll be like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But that's between you and your stomach because you're not
coming over here from mind.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, we always been. If we're a group of people,
are always like, oh, we know who won, Like we
ever do that one?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah for sure? One?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, definitely one.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
But then you just take the owl that you lost. Yeah, right,
that's how it goes.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But I would be like, all right, just give me
a happy I don't care that much here to happen.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Oh mine, I'll take yours.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll oh I care, just be beaten down and just
give me more drinks or something.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't think it's worth the thing. It's certainly not
worth arguing at.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
If you've had that conversation ahead of time. Though we've
been like, I hate when you beat off my platey
not do this?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Can we please not do this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And then you show up and you're like, oh, are
those French fries?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Let's I understand. I understand.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
If you go to a fancy restaurant there is this
overwhelming urge to knock at French fries because you're like,
am I really getting my money's worth? And the answer
every time is yes, they're fried and delicious. Yes, stop
eating them off my plate.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Morning Micks, Matt Harris, Liz Luda, and Liz I want
to see what you have to think about this or
Eve TJ. But the least sexy sports for guys to play,
or at least some of them kind of activities sports,
whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Golf with that pictures with one of your that's.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
The first one.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think that's not on the list.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, just because it's so boring and they're expecting you
to sit in.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
The heat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, they're not expecting you to go with them and
do it, right, most guys probably don't want you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
To go do it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, But like if you're like married to somebody that's
an athlete, that's got to be the worst of all
the games or matches or whatever the heck they're called
to sit through.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, you don't have to sit through, oh you do
a professional. Yeah, but none of these are I think
are important for professional These are just guys.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
We'll still golf.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Don't watch your guy play golf. No one goes and
watches their guy play golf.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
R He's rarely.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, it still sounds terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Okay, it's not on there.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's like lurping on there because it just depends the
live action role playing where they go out and.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They fight with swords.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh no, it's not on there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, they're fake swords, but I don't think.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That would count.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I think, honestly, you know what, that'd be fun though,
I would get down.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
With that, but I would say probably women don't find
it very sexy.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Right, I don't know, it's are pretty revealing.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Number five is a bowling.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, I mean it's fine, But you know what it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Would be really unattractive is if you find a dude
that enjoys bowling but also enjoys snacking from the snack bar,
and you see him lick his fingers and then touch
the ball and then do it again, and be like,
you have no germ ideas.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The bowling and eating do go hand and drinking all
disgusting when you put it together.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
You got to wash your hands.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Four is cheerleading. Huh ye number three fishing.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And it's funny that the all guys on dating not
all guys, many many guys on dating sites, and it's
always but I can see how most women would not
find that sexy. I always hear women you complain about
the fishing pitcher.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes, always, Oh well that's.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Just because it's like, oh, well, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I mean I don't but I don't find it. It's
not a sexy one.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's not one that's like I mean, I don't want
to watch them dig their hand into a bucket a
live bait or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Right, So then it's that's I mean, it's you know,
it's not sexy for sure. Someone says to your yeah,
I love to go fishing. You may not be bother
by figure out like whoa a.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Right, yeah, we're like the baseball players, like women like
baseball players, right, I think the tight pants.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I think it's even if you're a.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Guy playing softball even probably maybe better than or volleyball.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, there be.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Sure though, if the fishing is their sport, do they
have a boat, because like I I think people aren't
evaluating this correctly because it means like recreationally use their boat.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well this boat.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Come on, let's assume that they don't because it's all
about the fishing at the boat board.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
They do have a boat.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's kind of like a little I get my waiters
on and sit in the back. Number two cycling. Yeah,
And I think it's because of the outfits and the hat.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, it's gotta be the helmets.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, little hat helmet thing. Well, when they're done, they
take their helmet up and they have a little weird
like flip up the little or any hat with a
small bill. Yeah, yeah, that's small bill and you know,
in the weird place. And but I think that the
shape they get in probably is sexy. But the actual
idea of them riding all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And yeah, it's a long time, I'd worry about them too,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's always scary because you don't know what trail.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
They're on the road. I think I think it's a
worry someone.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And number one is not like a traditional sport. It
is gaming, Oh the games. Yeah, but it's not about
doing you care?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is it sexy?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And people are saying it's I mean, that's not I
can't most women aren't turned on by that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You say he's a gamer unless she's also a gamer.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And yeah, if you say that, like what sport do
you play or what what's your activity on a game?
Or most of the time, they're not going to be like,
eh baby right, yeah, I can't wait to tell my friends.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah yeah, My.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
First thought is are you sponsored? Are you getting any
money out of this?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well, the eyes are very, very very low. That and
any of those the average person you're running into, aren't.
You're unwilling to invent any of them?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Are unsexy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, no, I told you. I think golf is un sexy,
like I think cycling.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is on sexy, like I think people think golf is
probably sexy. I think people women doing like that like.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Shirts because there's like a status that it's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, golfer you are yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say it. Polo shirts let.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Me let me check the room. We're good. They are
not attractive on anyone. They are not made for anyone.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
They have to shut down ninety percent of the Charlotte guys.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
They weren't coming for me anyways, And I'm not to
marry those polos. Watch now you're gonna see my husband
today's gonna show.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Up in a polo.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, it's just are you just talking a shirt with
a collar, a short sleeve shirt with a collar.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
He just looks so uncomfortable the material like and.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Then and then it sometimes they could be more comfortable
because you can loosen the neck, you know, because I
have the button.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Sometimes you have to certain places you have to have
a collar untucked.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I guess it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But then when you see the guys that tuck it in,
they put like a belt on with like some.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Khakis, You're like, oh, and if you got what you're
golf and you usually have to tuck it in.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
That's what somewhat long. Yeah, you can't play it on
a shirt like that.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
See, I'm not I'll can see who Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
The Morning mixed Matt Harris, Liz Louden and producer TJ
and I cannot take selfies and I'm not alone. There's
a headline middle aged men learn to take I don't
like that description, but no man learn to take better
selfies for dating apps at this Tokyo event, because they're
trying to take selfies for you know, especially for dating
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sites and whatnot. But it's not even that for me,
it's just us us as a group being out there
or something. So they taught these men and who were
like anywhere from you know, late thirties on telling them
about lighting and that that yellow lighting should be avoided.
It makes your skin look dull, and you need to
smile and all these sort of things and use your
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out facing camera.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Not sure what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So basically they're actually trying to get you to flip
your phone around so you're not doing the forward facing
so you can't see yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh the type of phone you have the other side
the camera is better.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh I know that.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I don't do that though, because like I'm not trying
to date anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, they explained it, but they also talked about you know,
guys wearing two tight shirts or wrinkles or too many
buttons done or undone.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean, I even scrolling on Instagram, I still see
so many dudes that I knew in college or high
school that are still taking the pictures of themselves.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
With the dirty mirror, still still be still and they're.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Like progress picks and they're like trying to flex, and
it just like progress would be a bottle of Windex
and some paper tiles going on that mirror first, like,
come on, clean your bathroom.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If it's your backdrop, I can't even find the people.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's your problem.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
If you are in the picture, I don't know. I
don't know what do you think that's going wrong?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You don't know how to figure out the perception of
where your arm is in relations to people's faces.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Again, we took a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Selfie and if you broke a picture into thirds, one
third of it is the people, it's me, you and
that John K guy that came down.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And then the top two.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Thirds is just a negative space. It's just people in
the crowd, the sky a tree like it has nothing
to do with us, and so and You're like, well
you can crop it, and I'm like, but then you
have this really misshapen photo, like it just looks bizarre,
and then it zooms in on news feeds.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It doesn't work the the I have gotten the idea
that you're supposed to be above.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I do know that, right, yeah, right, aren't you supposed.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
To be above?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's a little bit more of an older theory because
that's what we used to do in MySpace pictures, but
now they're kind of coming.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
In a little bit lower.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh really, because whenever I see I take a picture
of women, they're always like, oh, get to get above Yeah,
how dare.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You do that?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
You're taking it way too right? They get very angry. Yeah,
I will tell you, like lift it to the lord.
I see that.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah, so it still does exist, but you have to.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That that's that's expert level, because then you still have
to tilt it down. But now people are kind of
holding it more like face level and taking the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why can't I find what is wrong with my distance?
Do you have a problem to TJ.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, more so if there's somebody else in the picture,
if it's like a selfie with someone else, that's what
I mean. If it's just me, I've got it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I can find myself right, Yeah, but like trying to
line up other people, that isn't because it's backwards.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I guess yeah, something. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I think I've always been the historian in my like
my friend groups, so I've always been the photo taker.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
So I think I just did you ever have a
fancy camera?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
No? Okay, no, I mean I've had like a digital
camera back in the day.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But I mean I barely do my TikTok and Facebook
videos with there's always issues, right, I can see that
you need to teach.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I guess a lesson. Yeah, probably start a class.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I probably could.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Like one thing that you don't do is you will
you will film a video underneath these fluorescent lights and
this track lighting and like the shadows it creates on
your face. Like literally if you just to find open
the window, the sunshine is out there and just face
the direction of the window and it'll change everything.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
But I thought it was supposed to be like cutting
vegetables or stirring or something's No, that's expert level.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That I'm trying to that's something that's a video. I'm
trying to trying to get you some engagement, which, by
the way, go ahead and plug your socials because they.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Need the help they do. That's that Matt Harris.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Which sucks because there's like a million of them, but
Matt Harris and like four of.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Them are actually you. Oh gosh, we'll get your name
and see you with.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
A microphone at a Best Buddies function.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I think this is on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
This is Facebook Matt Harris TikTok Ma Harris one of
seven nine one.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Seven that's easy to find.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, if you encounter him, just give him.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
A pity like pry.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's so hard to grow his audience over there. You're
doing good.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
It is sure not compared to uh, Liz luduho's got millions,
But that's okay. It's not a contest. Yes, not millions.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's just hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh, perfect morning, mays Matt Harris, Liz Luda and uh
And this might be a weird take, but I found
out something about myself. I like when I have a
surprise in my food.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh, that seems like the opposite, I know, But even
if I.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Know, I put it in there.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
For instance, I start with something that's always people do,
and it's uh, in your popcorn and you put some
candy in there, some milk dudgeon are in there, and
even though you know it's in, you're like, whoa, I
got a milk dead least I hope that's what it is.
There's an eminem in here. Yeah, surprising. Uh, yesterday I
made a big giant chicken salad type thing, but I
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had a bunch of leftover totalini from the kids.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Threw that in there. And you're eating along and then
every once in.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
A little tortallinie shows up and you're like, WHOA, total lady?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Why my salad doesn't.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Make any sense because there wasn't even hardly any in there?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
And then I like, I I you feel like the
chosen Ones or something.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, someone had made a tuna salad sandwich for me
the other day and I'm just chewing along and all
of a sudden there's a pickle in there, and I'm like, WHOA,
where not coming from? Didn't see that coming?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Didn't see it?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
When it's a surprise, Yeah, I think I like a surprise.
I think I if I I want it to be
something I like. I mean, I don't want to put
in an onion or something or something. But if there's
something in there that is like whoa, it gets me
very excited.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To know ahead of time that there's going to be
a surprise or no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I well, I even surprise. I forget so easily with
my add oh, I forget that I put it in there,
and I'm like whoa. And I was eating with my
daughter and I'm like, whoa, we were there's a total
lady in here. She goes, well, you put them in there.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I know, but I forgotten. It's it's delicious, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
How much were you drinking? I just want to get
that out of the way, because.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's she thought it was really weird too. She's like, well,
I just ate one, and I'm like, you didn't celebrate
because there wasn't that many. I mean, we're only probably now.
Does the surprise have to be in your mouth? Or
can it be like you get fries and then there's
a surprise tater tie.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
In the thing.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That's a nice surprise. That is a nice surprise. But
I would prefer if I was like blindfolded and eating. Okay,
I'm eating French fries and all of a sudden there's
a curly fry in my mouth. Oh yeah, okay, I
did say curly fried, just like curly That would have
been right. But yes, it's like, ah, I want if
I had, like, I don't even need a full chef.
I like to make the dinner and I want somebody
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put something in there that's gonna surprise me.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, all right, there's such an interesting individual and you are.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Doing that. From now on, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna
bring you guys some food. You're gonna think, hey, this
is an uncrustable whoa, there's a piece of spaghetti in there.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's so bizarre, Like maybe you should try to get
one of your daughters to cook and hide an ingredient.
Maybe that would be more exciting than just forgetting that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You did yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's a little worries so well, it's a little worse. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah, I did look over my daughter and say, well,
what's your name?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Who are you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
It's Gomber's birthday today. I know, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Are so gomer pile? Today is his birthday?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
He's no longer alive, but that felt like that was
his surprise for you right now is.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, thanks guys. Uh, what is happening?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You need enough?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
You need something? The weekend off? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Morning Mix Matt Harris, Liz Loot and TJ producer.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
We got this.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm awkward. I'm always awkward. It doesn't matter what situation
you put me in. I'm gonna make things weird and
it's gonna get weird for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
And just a little bit of background info on me.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
This story does end with me topless, but I have
to share that I am probably the most modest dresser
you will ever encounter. My bathing suit almost has a
turtleneck and it goes all the way down to my
knees and both.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
My your bathing woot looks like you're about to handle
nuclear material. Yeah, yeah, it's very hasmatic, like a wetsuit
looking thing. I am very modest.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But as soon as you put me in any form
of a medical setting or just in life in general,
I think of a body as it's just a body nudity,
It's just a body, you know what I mean. They've
seen them before, like when you go to the doctor
and whatever. I've had enough medical stuff in my life,
and so I go to get lab work done. And
I didn't plan ahead because of course, my sleeves go
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all the way down my wrist and I can't roll
my sleeve up to do the lab work. And I
don't want to take a lot of time. And the
lab that I was at was one of the ones
that had like chairs kind of sort of lined.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Up, so there were multiple people in the room, right,
So there wasn't just like a lab cord type place.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so there was probably I don't know,
like twelve people in the room, give or take between
the people that were drawing the blood and that we're
sitting in the chairs, right, yeah, And it was crowded
and I didn't want to be the person that was
like slowing.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Things into Are you to a private room for the blood?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
No? No, they sure didn't. So here I am sitting
here in the chair. And so without even thinking, I
take my shirt off.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
What's underneath your shirt?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
My bra?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
And so I just wasn't yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
So anyways, I take I just, without even thinking, slip
my shirt off up over my shoulder and I was like, well,
she's gonna have to check both arms, right, So at
this point I'm now wearing it like a.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Cowl scarf around my neck my shirt because I pulled
both my arms out.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And uh the lady looks at me and she's like, ma'am,
you don't need to do that. And I was like, oh,
it's fine, it's fine. It's just a body like it's
not a big deal and whatever, like I don't care
if you see me, and she was like, uh no, ma'am,
it's not about your level of comfort. It's the comfort
of the others in this and not everyone wants to
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see that, And in that moment I realized, I was like,
are you in are you saying nobody wants to see
my body?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And so then it just ends with me getting even
more awkward as I'm like trying to like readjust myself
and they end up like trying to lead me back
to a room where there's a curtain so that they
can shove in my body shape because the thing is
that I don't mind, like in a medical setting, taking
my shirt partially off, but as soon as I get up,
you're gonna see the rolls in the back that it
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was like a walk of shape to this room as
I'm just slowly going there and everyone's staring at me,
and if they didn't want to see it before.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
They've now seen more than they would have had.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
If I stayed in the chair, and it got really
weird and it got really awkward. Anybody who saw me
without my shirt on wearing I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And
I didn't have the best braw and I had one
of the ones where one of the wires is partially out,
so is wonky.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I love to tell your ready to take this quiz?
Play along at home.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, I think I got something in my algorithm on
TikTok where it's just given me all the country and
the southern videos I can handle. And it was a
fill in the blank quiz to see just how southern
you are for all these Southern sayings.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, I've been in the South for twenty Virginia Council
the twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
All right, I'm full as.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
A tick, full as a gator. Yeah know that one.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
You've never heard that.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I have heard it now that you mentioned, but I
would not have guessed it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
This next one does have two correct answers, but Matt,
I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out for you. Well,
this one, one of the correct answers uses profanity, so
if you could go for the other answer, Okay, I'm
happy as a pig in.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, crap well slop slop, Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
When or mud.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
I've heard mud, but your version is correct.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah I got that one.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah. I figured that was the strong one you would
come in on.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, give me some curse words, I'll know it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I've known him since he was knee high to grasshopper.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Grasshopper, I haven't seen you in a month of Mondays
Sundays Sunday.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
It was a day you did better.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I thought you close.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You know, will butter my backside and.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Call me Sally.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Call me a biscuit that is correcked to j oh,
I call it.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I don't know where I do.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Call me, call me Sally.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Spank me and call me Sally.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, I've never heard of. That one.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Was my own personal one.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I think that depends on the salad. There is something.
Am I wrong? Sally?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We apologize something, do something to me and call me Sally.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
It's a thing.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think seven or four, five, seven, one of seven.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Nine crookeds.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Sn't like that. I don't want it's something like that.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's so good it will make you melt. Slap your mama.
That is crasy.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I have heard that too. I have heard that now
that you mentioned it. But yeah, he's a little too.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Big for his britchesches. There you go, and then this
is the last one.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, take you, I'm gonna get there. You'll know it,
so you yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
She was madder then.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
A bull with no testicles, a hornet.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Horn horn.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, I don't know where you answered.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I have heard it now you mentioned yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
No one's ever heard of your version. They don't ever
want to hear it again. Go ahead and just talk
that one side.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, they talked.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It is the
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz Ludo.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I said, uh, you know the sleep divorce has been
out there, that that somewhat trendy. It's been a while
now where you sleep in separate rooms, different beds, maybe
different rooms because one of your snores or whatever. We
just want a lone time. And I said, but there's
another kind of divorce. And Teacher's like, oh great, another
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kind of divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, sign me up.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You and me are piling them up. But this they
just gave a name to this, but it already existed.
But this guy in the Guardian wrote about it called
it screen divorce is when you do the same thing
but with streaming different room.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You're just like we watch separate stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thing about this, I saw a thing because it was
like this lady was like my she was talking about
her neighbor and she said that she thinks that they
have an unhappy marriage because like she like looks at
them and you can see them through their windows because
they're those people that don't have blinds and stuff, and
that they'll watch TV in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
But why is that a bad thing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It's not, it's not. They just the same thing as
a sleep divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's some people would say, you know, being in separate
sleeping in sepparate rooms or was weird or whatever. But
I'm okay with it and this so this sleep we've
kind of had this. I mean, I don't think everybody
just everybody. Do people watch all the shows together? That
seems weird to me.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Initially, my husband and I our schedules were so different that, like,
when we were both home at the same time, we'd
make sure to like sit in the same room together.
And most of the time it would be sports and
I would scroll my phone, or it would be trashy
reality TV and he would scroll his phone.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
See, I see, that's just you're not really together anyway.
So it's the point getting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Hold hands on the couch.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Oh god, awful your face when that was incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That was like nails and a chalkboard.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I can't imagine, especially watching sports, have to hold someone's hand. No. No,
but watching anything, no except for cats. Get the other
end of the couch please. Plus, if you're coming over
your hold, you're trying to I feel we're going to
do something now at this point, handhold. My gosh, it's
a gateway man, it's a gateway move.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I okay, so.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You've had how many divorces now, I can see why.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Now lasted a while, But I think there's no Like
when I was there, we always tried to have one
show together. Yeah, like one together show. But then otherwise
you go except and everybody tried to stay in the
same schedule too. You don't want to cheat, right, cheat
on him and watch an episode ahead of get ahead
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of the game. But I think that's fine, right, did
not watch it together. I'd like to have one together.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As long as you're spending time together, you don't have
to spend all the time together.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, right, I do you know? So I will say this,
even if.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
My husband and I are in different rooms.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Watching like TV, I'll still text him the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The entire time.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
My god, yeah, are you annoying?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
What are you texting? You TikTok links?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because you know I'm also scrolling while I'm watching, you.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Know what I mean? Or it all my emojis or gifts?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Does he look at them?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
And he responds the links. I can see, Like, I
get that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I wouldn't want to be pummeled with text.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I mean I can ignore a text, that's easy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I walk over and I'm like, did you not get that?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
See?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh good?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Sorry, I gotta go watch TV somewhere else. Okay I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Sometimes he doesn't watch in my bed.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh yeah, you can see it. Yeah, because she hasn't trained.
He opens it and then closes it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You have a discussion afterwards.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh wow, make him write a report about it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
A nightmare. Does he ever send you anything?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
As many as you sent in.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Officially, summer started, and so it's time to start thinking
with the song of the summer. But also let's see
what the Liz can pull out of her brain. Do
you remember the twenty fifteen song of the Summer?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Was it one direction?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It was not?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was oh oh wait, it was rude?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Bye's think a picture leader.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, you don't hear that much anywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
This and rude I feel like both came out at
the same time and they were everywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Twenty sixteen was a Drake song called One Dance. Twenty
seventeen huge huge, huge, huge huge huge, like big big
Is it compared to like lifetime of that? For sure?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And give me a little hint.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Three people were involved in it, featuring there was two
people and then featuring a famous person.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Non English word worldwide hit. I don't know, okay it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh death Theato, yes, oh my gosh, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
See this was right after I had my kid, and
I remember the Sesame Street parody of this with Burton
Ernie and it was a rubber ducky.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Song of the summer in twenty eighteen. Drake and My
Feelings twenty nineteen, I will give you a hint to this. Uh,
two people you would not have guessed would be together.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
One is a famous father.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh he was old Town Road there, yeah, Ray Cyrus
and nas arltnas.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
At Oh yeah, twenty gonna do twenty nineteen old Town Road, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Twenty twenty I think is Weekend blinded by the Light?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Twenty twenty has a Charlotte connection.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh the Baby is it? That one with us du
Alipa de Baby.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Baby and Roddy Rich Oh, Let's go Rockstard Okay, yes, okay.
Twenty twenty one butter By BTS.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh yeah, and had Jason Gerulo in it. That's a
good one.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Twenty twenty two Harry Styles, Oh Watermelon Sugar as.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It was, Oh, okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
My favorite is one ever we would listen to Watermelon
Sugar in the car with Harry Cells because he had Again,
my kid was really young.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Then every time he said watermelon sugar and it says hi,
my kid would wave you go watermelon sugar.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Twenty twenty three, it's country artist crossover guy.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's not Morgan wall and he wasn't there yet.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
It's this one.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
We then right after that, jelly Roll came out right,
and then jelly Roll was everywhere.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Twenty twenty four song at the summer?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Was it the Sabrina Carpenter is a latte song?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Nope? There was a last year Morgan again in postallone.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm terrible at this. I'm not cured at this game
at all.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It's not like I worked in popular music again.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is my My brain would not constitute what year was
what or whatever? But yeah, uh and this year they're thinking,
and it's gonna be the one we just played a
little while ago. It was, uh, the Alex Warden Warren
ordinary song. They think my people, Yeah, the summer, that
one's huge.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, it is big.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We'll see there's gonna be some other ones, you know what,
kind of early in the summer. Yeah, so this is
the one summer predicting will be.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I thought the song started.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
I was like, no, no, I should start, but we
just played it a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
We need to go.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's Matt, heris Liz Luda and The Morning Mixed. The
Morning Mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Luda do every
Monday at this time.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
If you have a social problem, you can hit us
some of the dms on our socials Matt Harris, Lis
Luda or mix and here it is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Madden Liz am I the problem. I got in a
huge fight with my fiance over food. She is constantly
trying to eat off my plate. She never orders what
she actually wants in a restaurant, but then when the
food comes is quick to reach over and eat half
of my plate. We were at a nice restaurant I
had been looking forward to, and she didn't touch any
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of her plate before she went straight in for mine,
and I said no. It turned into an argument that
escalated to the point people were staring and I was embarrassed.
I am not denying her food. She can eat anything
she wants, but stop taking it off my plate? Am
I the problem? Oh well, it sounds like a full
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plate of problems. But I stand with this man because
I do not like it when people eat off my
plate either. I love my husband, We've been together forever.
We have a very codependent relationship, and you would think
we would probably be the people that would share food.
Absolutely not. Do not reach over across the table, because
I don't want what you got. If that's what you order,
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it'skut like onions. Oh no, No, it's not gonna be
like we're going half these on our plates. Here. You're
just gonna come and eat half of what's mine and
then I'm gonna be disappointed.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
This is just the way life will be for you. Yep, yep, Right,
she's gonna get what she wants.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Uh, if you wanted your full plate of food, you
should have sayed single, that's it. Yeah, that's when it
all comes down.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And if you think she's taking half your stuff, now,
just wait till it all ends. Yeah I think that. Yeah,
you just gotta relize. And that's just the way it is.
You got to know now that that's the way it is.
Maybe here what used to happen in my old my relationship,
which is she never hold it up as a thing,
but it always be like, let's split, and then she'd
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order something and or or something I'm not cool with splitting,
and then she'd figure out what was her favorite and then.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
She did it.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, man, no, I think you gotta be upfront about
it though, like I will gladly get you whatever dish
you want, but this is mine. Yeah, you know what
I mean. You gotta put up those walls, can order
two plates, all right right? You want us to order
something else from the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Absolutely, yeah, it's not a uh dal pickles is not
a hill to die on, just like yes, it's just like,
all right, this is the way to go.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
We're started ordering something that she hates.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Allergic to, just ruined the whole. This is the thing
for me, For peanuts, I.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Spend forever looking at menus and pictures of food before
I actually go out to eat. I am not somebody
that makes a last minute decision.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
On a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I've studied it. I know exactly what I want. And
if you can't put the same amount of work and
effort into this, and you're just gonna at the last minute,
because that's my husband, just at the last minute, just
yell whatever he sees in front of him, and then
he'll be like, oh, why did I order that?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
And I'll be like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
But that's between you and your stomach because you're not
coming over here from mind.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, we always been. If we're a group of people,
are always like, oh, we know who won, Like we
ever do that one?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah for sure? One?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, definitely one.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
But then you just take the owl that you lost. Yeah, right,
that's how it goes.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But I would be like, all right, just give me
a happy I don't care that much here to happen.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Oh mine, I'll take yours.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'll oh I care, just be beaten down and just
give me more drinks or something.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't think it's worth the thing. It's certainly not
worth arguing at.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
If you've had that conversation ahead of time. Though we've
been like, I hate when you beat off my platey
not do this?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Can we please not do this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And then you show up and you're like, oh, are
those French fries?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Let's I understand. I understand.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
If you go to a fancy restaurant there is this
overwhelming urge to knock at French fries because you're like,
am I really getting my money's worth? And the answer
every time is yes, they're fried and delicious. Yes, stop
eating them off my plate.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Morning Micks, Matt Harris, Liz Luda, and Liz I want
to see what you have to think about this or
Eve TJ. But the least sexy sports for guys to play,
or at least some of them kind of activities sports,
whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Golf with that pictures with one of your that's.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
The first one.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think that's not on the list.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, just because it's so boring and they're expecting you
to sit in.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
The heat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, they're not expecting you to go with them and
do it, right, most guys probably don't want you.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
To go do it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, But like if you're like married to somebody that's
an athlete, that's got to be the worst of all
the games or matches or whatever the heck they're called
to sit through.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, you don't have to sit through, oh you do
a professional. Yeah, but none of these are I think
are important for professional These are just guys.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
We'll still golf.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Don't watch your guy play golf. No one goes and
watches their guy play golf.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
R He's rarely.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, it still sounds terrible.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Okay, it's not on there.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's like lurping on there because it just depends the
live action role playing where they go out and.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
They fight with swords.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh no, it's not on there.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, they're fake swords, but I don't think.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
That would count.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I think, honestly, you know what, that'd be fun though,
I would get down.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
With that, but I would say probably women don't find
it very sexy.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Right, I don't know, it's are pretty revealing.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Number five is a bowling.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, I mean it's fine, But you know what it.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Would be really unattractive is if you find a dude
that enjoys bowling but also enjoys snacking from the snack bar,
and you see him lick his fingers and then touch
the ball and then do it again, and be like,
you have no germ ideas.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
The bowling and eating do go hand and drinking all
disgusting when you put it together.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
You got to wash your hands.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Four is cheerleading. Huh ye number three fishing.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
And it's funny that the all guys on dating not
all guys, many many guys on dating sites, and it's
always but I can see how most women would not
find that sexy. I always hear women you complain about
the fishing pitcher.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yes, always, Oh well that's.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Just because it's like, oh, well, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
I mean I don't but I don't find it. It's
not a sexy one.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's not one that's like I mean, I don't want
to watch them dig their hand into a bucket a
live bait or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Right, So then it's that's I mean, it's you know,
it's not sexy for sure. Someone says to your yeah,
I love to go fishing. You may not be bother
by figure out like whoa a.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Right, yeah, we're like the baseball players, like women like
baseball players, right, I think the tight pants.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I think it's even if you're a.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Guy playing softball even probably maybe better than or volleyball.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, there be.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Sure though, if the fishing is their sport, do they
have a boat, because like I I think people aren't
evaluating this correctly because it means like recreationally use their boat.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well this boat.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Come on, let's assume that they don't because it's all
about the fishing at the boat board.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
They do have a boat.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It's kind of like a little I get my waiters
on and sit in the back. Number two cycling. Yeah,
And I think it's because of the outfits and the hat.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, it's gotta be the helmets.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, little hat helmet thing. Well, when they're done, they
take their helmet up and they have a little weird
like flip up the little or any hat with a
small bill. Yeah, yeah, that's small bill and you know,
in the weird place. And but I think that the
shape they get in probably is sexy. But the actual
idea of them riding all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
And yeah, it's a long time, I'd worry about them too,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It's always scary because you don't know what trail.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
They're on the road. I think I think it's a
worry someone.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And number one is not like a traditional sport. It
is gaming, Oh the games. Yeah, but it's not about
doing you care?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Is it sexy?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And people are saying it's I mean, that's not I
can't most women aren't turned on by that.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
You say he's a gamer unless she's also a gamer.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
And yeah, if you say that, like what sport do
you play or what what's your activity on a game?
Or most of the time, they're not going to be like,
eh baby right, yeah, I can't wait to tell my friends.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah yeah, My.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
First thought is are you sponsored? Are you getting any
money out of this?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well, the eyes are very, very very low. That and
any of those the average person you're running into, aren't.
You're unwilling to invent any of them?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Are unsexy?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, no, I told you. I think golf is un sexy,
like I think cycling.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is on sexy, like I think people think golf is
probably sexy. I think people women doing like that like.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Shirts because there's like a status that it's exactly right.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, golfer you are yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Yeah, I'm just gonna say it. Polo shirts let.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Me let me check the room. We're good. They are
not attractive on anyone. They are not made for anyone.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
They have to shut down ninety percent of the Charlotte guys.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
They weren't coming for me anyways, And I'm not to
marry those polos. Watch now you're gonna see my husband
today's gonna show.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Up in a polo.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, it's just are you just talking a shirt with
a collar, a short sleeve shirt with a collar.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
He just looks so uncomfortable the material like and.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Then and then it sometimes they could be more comfortable
because you can loosen the neck, you know, because I
have the button.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Sometimes you have to certain places you have to have
a collar untucked.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I guess it's okay.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But then when you see the guys that tuck it in,
they put like a belt on with like some.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Khakis, You're like, oh, and if you got what you're
golf and you usually have to tuck it in.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
That's what somewhat long. Yeah, you can't play it on
a shirt like that.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
See, I'm not I'll can see who Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
The Morning mixed Matt Harris, Liz Louden and producer TJ
and I cannot take selfies and I'm not alone. There's
a headline middle aged men learn to take I don't
like that description, but no man learn to take better
selfies for dating apps at this Tokyo event, because they're
trying to take selfies for you know, especially for dating
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sites and whatnot. But it's not even that for me,
it's just us us as a group being out there
or something. So they taught these men and who were
like anywhere from you know, late thirties on telling them
about lighting and that that yellow lighting should be avoided.
It makes your skin look dull, and you need to
smile and all these sort of things and use your
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out facing camera.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Not sure what that means.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
So basically they're actually trying to get you to flip
your phone around so you're not doing the forward facing
so you can't see yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh the type of phone you have the other side
the camera is better.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh I know that.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
I don't do that though, because like I'm not trying
to date anybody.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, they explained it, but they also talked about you know,
guys wearing two tight shirts or wrinkles or too many
buttons done or undone.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean, I even scrolling on Instagram, I still see
so many dudes that I knew in college or high
school that are still taking the pictures of themselves.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
With the dirty mirror, still still be still and they're.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Like progress picks and they're like trying to flex, and
it just like progress would be a bottle of Windex
and some paper tiles going on that mirror first, like,
come on, clean your bathroom.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If it's your backdrop, I can't even find the people.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's your problem.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
If you are in the picture, I don't know. I
don't know what do you think that's going wrong?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You don't know how to figure out the perception of
where your arm is in relations to people's faces.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Again, we took a.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Selfie and if you broke a picture into thirds, one
third of it is the people, it's me, you and
that John K guy that came down.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
And then the top two.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Thirds is just a negative space. It's just people in
the crowd, the sky a tree like it has nothing
to do with us, and so and You're like, well
you can crop it, and I'm like, but then you
have this really misshapen photo, like it just looks bizarre,
and then it zooms in on news feeds.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
It doesn't work the the I have gotten the idea
that you're supposed to be above.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I do know that, right, yeah, right, aren't you supposed.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
To be above?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's a little bit more of an older theory because
that's what we used to do in MySpace pictures, but
now they're kind of coming.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
In a little bit lower.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh really, because whenever I see I take a picture
of women, they're always like, oh, get to get above Yeah,
how dare.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You do that?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
You're taking it way too right? They get very angry. Yeah,
I will tell you, like lift it to the lord.
I see that.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah, so it still does exist, but you have to.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That that's that's expert level, because then you still have
to tilt it down. But now people are kind of
holding it more like face level and taking the picture.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Why can't I find what is wrong with my distance?
Do you have a problem to TJ.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yes, more so if there's somebody else in the picture,
if it's like a selfie with someone else, that's what
I mean. If it's just me, I've got it.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I can find myself right, Yeah, but like trying to
line up other people, that isn't because it's backwards.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I guess yeah, something. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I think I've always been the historian in my like
my friend groups, so I've always been the photo taker.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
So I think I just did you ever have a
fancy camera?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
No? Okay, no, I mean I've had like a digital
camera back in the day.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But I mean I barely do my TikTok and Facebook
videos with there's always issues, right, I can see that
you need to teach.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I guess a lesson. Yeah, probably start a class.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I probably could.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Like one thing that you don't do is you will
you will film a video underneath these fluorescent lights and
this track lighting and like the shadows it creates on
your face. Like literally if you just to find open
the window, the sunshine is out there and just face
the direction of the window and it'll change everything.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
But I thought it was supposed to be like cutting
vegetables or stirring or something's No, that's expert level.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That I'm trying to that's something that's a video. I'm
trying to trying to get you some engagement, which, by
the way, go ahead and plug your socials because they.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Need the help they do. That's that Matt Harris.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Which sucks because there's like a million of them, but
Matt Harris and like four of.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Them are actually you. Oh gosh, we'll get your name
and see you with.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
A microphone at a Best Buddies function.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I think this is on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
This is Facebook Matt Harris TikTok Ma Harris one of
seven nine one.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Seven that's easy to find.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, if you encounter him, just give him.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
A pity like pry.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's so hard to grow his audience over there. You're
doing good.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
It is sure not compared to uh, Liz luduho's got millions,
But that's okay. It's not a contest. Yes, not millions.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
It's just hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Oh, perfect morning, mays Matt Harris, Liz Luda and uh
And this might be a weird take, but I found
out something about myself. I like when I have a
surprise in my food.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh, that seems like the opposite, I know, But even
if I.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Know, I put it in there.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
For instance, I start with something that's always people do,
and it's uh, in your popcorn and you put some
candy in there, some milk dudgeon are in there, and
even though you know it's in, you're like, whoa, I
got a milk dead least I hope that's what it is.
There's an eminem in here. Yeah, surprising. Uh, yesterday I
made a big giant chicken salad type thing, but I
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had a bunch of leftover totalini from the kids.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Threw that in there. And you're eating along and then
every once in.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
A little tortallinie shows up and you're like, WHOA, total lady?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Why my salad doesn't.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Make any sense because there wasn't even hardly any in there?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
And then I like, I I you feel like the
chosen Ones or something.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Okay, someone had made a tuna salad sandwich for me
the other day and I'm just chewing along and all
of a sudden there's a pickle in there, and I'm like, WHOA,
where not coming from? Didn't see that coming?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Didn't see it?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
When it's a surprise, Yeah, I think I like a surprise.
I think I if I I want it to be
something I like. I mean, I don't want to put
in an onion or something or something. But if there's
something in there that is like whoa, it gets me
very excited.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
To know ahead of time that there's going to be
a surprise or no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I well, I even surprise. I forget so easily with
my add oh, I forget that I put it in there,
and I'm like whoa. And I was eating with my
daughter and I'm like, whoa, we were there's a total
lady in here. She goes, well, you put them in there.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I know, but I forgotten. It's it's delicious, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
How much were you drinking? I just want to get
that out of the way, because.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's she thought it was really weird too. She's like, well,
I just ate one, and I'm like, you didn't celebrate
because there wasn't that many. I mean, we're only probably now.
Does the surprise have to be in your mouth? Or
can it be like you get fries and then there's
a surprise tater tie.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
In the thing.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That's a nice surprise. That is a nice surprise. But
I would prefer if I was like blindfolded and eating. Okay,
I'm eating French fries and all of a sudden there's
a curly fry in my mouth. Oh yeah, okay, I
did say curly fried, just like curly That would have
been right. But yes, it's like, ah, I want if
I had, like, I don't even need a full chef.
I like to make the dinner and I want somebody
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put something in there that's gonna surprise me.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, all right, there's such an interesting individual and you are.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Doing that. From now on, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna
bring you guys some food. You're gonna think, hey, this
is an uncrustable whoa, there's a piece of spaghetti in there.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's so bizarre, Like maybe you should try to get
one of your daughters to cook and hide an ingredient.
Maybe that would be more exciting than just forgetting that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You did yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's a little worries so well, it's a little worse. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah, I did look over my daughter and say, well,
what's your name?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Who are you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
It's Gomber's birthday today. I know, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Are so gomer pile? Today is his birthday?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
He's no longer alive, but that felt like that was
his surprise for you right now is.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, thanks guys. Uh, what is happening?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You need enough?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
You need something? The weekend off? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Morning Mix Matt Harris, Liz Loot and TJ producer.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
We got this.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm awkward. I'm always awkward. It doesn't matter what situation
you put me in. I'm gonna make things weird and
it's gonna get weird for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
And just a little bit of background info on me.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
This story does end with me topless, but I have
to share that I am probably the most modest dresser
you will ever encounter. My bathing suit almost has a
turtleneck and it goes all the way down to my
knees and both.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
My your bathing woot looks like you're about to handle
nuclear material. Yeah, yeah, it's very hasmatic, like a wetsuit
looking thing. I am very modest.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But as soon as you put me in any form
of a medical setting or just in life in general,
I think of a body as it's just a body nudity,
It's just a body, you know what I mean. They've
seen them before, like when you go to the doctor
and whatever. I've had enough medical stuff in my life,
and so I go to get lab work done. And
I didn't plan ahead because of course, my sleeves go
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all the way down my wrist and I can't roll
my sleeve up to do the lab work. And I
don't want to take a lot of time. And the
lab that I was at was one of the ones
that had like chairs kind of sort of lined.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Up, so there were multiple people in the room, right,
So there wasn't just like a lab cord type place.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so there was probably I don't know,
like twelve people in the room, give or take between
the people that were drawing the blood and that we're
sitting in the chairs, right, yeah, And it was crowded
and I didn't want to be the person that was
like slowing.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Things into Are you to a private room for the blood?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
No? No, they sure didn't. So here I am sitting
here in the chair. And so without even thinking, I
take my shirt off.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
What's underneath your shirt?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
My bra?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
And so I just wasn't yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
So anyways, I take I just, without even thinking, slip
my shirt off up over my shoulder and I was like, well,
she's gonna have to check both arms, right, So at
this point I'm now wearing it like a.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Cowl scarf around my neck my shirt because I pulled
both my arms out.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And uh the lady looks at me and she's like, ma'am,
you don't need to do that. And I was like, oh,
it's fine, it's fine. It's just a body like it's
not a big deal and whatever, like I don't care
if you see me, and she was like, uh no, ma'am,
it's not about your level of comfort. It's the comfort
of the others in this and not everyone wants to
(27:50):
see that, And in that moment I realized, I was like,
are you in are you saying nobody wants to see
my body?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
And so then it just ends with me getting even
more awkward as I'm like trying to like readjust myself
and they end up like trying to lead me back
to a room where there's a curtain so that they
can shove in my body shape because the thing is
that I don't mind, like in a medical setting, taking
my shirt partially off, but as soon as I get up,
you're gonna see the rolls in the back that it
(28:19):
was like a walk of shape to this room as
I'm just slowly going there and everyone's staring at me,
and if they didn't want to see it before.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
They've now seen more than they would have had.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
If I stayed in the chair, and it got really
weird and it got really awkward. Anybody who saw me
without my shirt on wearing I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And
I didn't have the best braw and I had one
of the ones where one of the wires is partially out,
so is wonky.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I love to tell your ready to take this quiz?
Play along at home.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, I think I got something in my algorithm on
TikTok where it's just given me all the country and
the southern videos I can handle. And it was a
fill in the blank quiz to see just how southern
you are for all these Southern sayings.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, I've been in the South for twenty Virginia Council
the twenty five years.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
All right, I'm full as.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
A tick, full as a gator. Yeah know that one.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
You've never heard that.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I have heard it now that you mentioned, but I
would not have guessed it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
This next one does have two correct answers, but Matt,
I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out for you. Well,
this one, one of the correct answers uses profanity, so
if you could go for the other answer, Okay, I'm
happy as a pig in.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Okay, crap well slop slop, Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
When or mud.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
I've heard mud, but your version is correct.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah I got that one.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah. I figured that was the strong one you would
come in on.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, give me some curse words, I'll know it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I've known him since he was knee high to grasshopper.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Grasshopper, I haven't seen you in a month of Mondays
Sundays Sunday.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
It was a day you did better.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I thought you close.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
You know, will butter my backside and.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Call me Sally.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Call me a biscuit that is correcked to j oh,
I call it.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
I don't know where I do.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Call me, call me Sally.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Spank me and call me Sally.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, I've never heard of. That one.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Was my own personal one.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I think that depends on the salad. There is something.
Am I wrong? Sally?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We apologize something, do something to me and call me Sally.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
It's a thing.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I think seven or four, five, seven, one of seven.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Nine crookeds.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Sn't like that. I don't want it's something like that.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's so good it will make you melt. Slap your mama.
That is crasy.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
I have heard that too. I have heard that now
that you mentioned it. But yeah, he's a little too.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Big for his britchesches. There you go, and then this
is the last one.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, take you, I'm gonna get there. You'll know it,
so you yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
She was madder then.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
A bull with no testicles, a hornet.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Horn horn.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, I don't know where you answered.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I have heard it now you mentioned yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
No one's ever heard of your version. They don't ever
want to hear it again. Go ahead and just talk
that one side.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, they talked.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It is the
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