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August 18, 2025 51 mins

The disgusting things found in kids' rooms, Matt's obsession with synchronized dancing, and the worst opening lines for dating apps. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Morning Mixed with Matt Harrison, Liz Luda.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh, good morning friends ninety three for your high today
seven tomorrow slight chance, slight chance.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
And showers pop but up, Good morning Luda, morning, and
good morning TJ.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
We will get more into your pitch at the night's
game later, but good job.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Videos of her tossing it on the mixed one of
nine Facebook page and yeah, first pitch of.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
The night's game and it was a hot one out there.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Can I point out my favorite thing is that TJ
took like pictures or whatever, and you look like a
proud stage mom with your camera, like you give like
Amy Poehler and girls vibes, like you're like going up
and down the sideline trying to film me, like like
throwing it along with me like it was.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
And I loved it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well you know, I'm the stage dad.
I guess love.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I know.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
I tried to take a video, but then I was
yelling throughout it. Oh I'm sure I ruined the take.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yeah yeah, it just sounded like people were cheering, okay, pretend.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, so maybe a little tired after being out there yesterday,
but I looked in the mirror today and looked tired,
and then I see on TikTok the beauty trend is
looking tired.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
So ahead of it.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, we're just yeah, I don't know if you've seen
Wednesday Adams, the Wednesday Jenna Ortega. So it's a little
bit of gothy, but they say it's different the tired girl.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Look, it's part of the core phenomenon thing.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You know, you got your Cottage Core, nature inspired, Barbie Core,
Playful or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
So it's it's that, it's it's uh, dark circles.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, yep. It's taking back back against perfection.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Uh you do that every single Yes, Yeah, it's embracing
the pep for imperfections we've traditionally tried to conceal.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Uh and three hundred I don't know whatever, thousands hundred
thousands of you on this. It's a celebration of realness,
they say.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
But the also the expert in here says it's going
to be one of those pleading trends. But don't confuse
it with goth. That was a music subculture spawned moody.
Your look much paler, skin, heavier pronounced dark eyes, and
grunge and all that this is. This is a whole
different thing doesn't run as deep. Uh you know, the

(02:24):
anti establishment thing isn't part of it. It's just looking tired. Yea,
all right, you can just embrace our tired look. And
all you were that reffort this hour probably embracing it
as well. The morning Vick's Birthday is powered by Mark

(02:49):
Spain Real Estate. And your heard Taylor Swift there her
shake it off. That was that's eleven years old today.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Wow, the video now is three point five billion views.
I'm a handful of those.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's my favorite Taylor Swift song.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
I know that's very basic of me, but it's my
favorite because I could be getting down to this shick
beast every time on birthday. Land Though Andy Samberg is
forty seven, I love Andy Samberg. I loved him when
he was on SNL. I know he has like dumb
humor or whatever. But he did the podcast with Amy
Pohler not that long ago and she said he has

(03:25):
little brother energy.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, and there is no description of him I've ever.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Heard that's so accurately described the way like I feel
like we perceive him in his humor.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
But he was Jake Peralta on Brooklyn nine nine.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
And you quote this, I think without even realizing it,
but all the time on that show he always goes
cool cool cool, cooo coo coo cool cool, And so
obviously I had to pull one of those.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm just gonna add it so we can add yeah,
why not, right, I mean, we got the time, and
we got the ink everything.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
But I'm saying, what did I just say? And that
is under Charles Cuckoo Google googoo coo coo coo coo
coo coo.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Cool and then the coolish other back and forth.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
They're making a list. They're going to stake down, making
a list of what they don't want the other one
to say.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, you say that?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Did you not know that?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I don't know I heard that right, teach, Yeah, you
definitely do set all the time. I didn't even know it.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
It's like in your your vocabulary. It's just randomly from something.
Kaitlin Alcid is fifty, She's sweety from It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia. Edward Norton is fifty six. I have let
you both down because I know he was like the
incredible Hulk for a hot second, but I could not
if I ran into him.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
On the street, I would not recognize him.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
To be fair, he was only the Hulk for one movie, right,
and he didn't. Yeah, he didn't end up being the
the Hole.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
No, No, fight club was probably his biggest name is
American History X but all the Wes Anderson stuff he's in,
which I don't want.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
And then Christian Slater is fifty six. And then I
found out something today and shame on me. Everlast is
fifty six. I thought that was the name of a band,
that's a person that what it's like song.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
I did not know that that was their name, so
I did not either, and I think he was in
the House of Pain.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, it was like a whole thing. I just learned
a lot of random stuff. What is the ever last song?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
In your room?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I know what it is like, what it's like to
have to choose.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
There you go and then they're no longer with us.
But Malcolm Jamal Warner would have been at fifty five.
Who was theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, it's awful. Yeah, they just had a story about
that come out.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Finally people are talking that were there and they went
out and they rescued like four or five people just
couldn't get to him.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
But you got to be have a safe fear of
water feelings. I was telling the TJ.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Anybody who's boded or been on the water, I think
has had those moments where you think I'm not gonna
make it, yes, you know, and then uh, and it's
a horrible feelings. I can have you ever, if you've
been out, you don't go out in the water. I
used to, okay, I used to think just a little
too far from land, or I'm caught in this or whatever.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah, I didn't know what sneaker tides were until I
got stuck in that. That's something like you know out
west are called sneaker tides and they pull you away
and you just kind of yeah. But I think there's
a reason it has a specific name.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Also, Patrick Swayzey, who's no longer with us, and I
wanted to do my favorite Patrick swayze line, but I
don't think you're supposed to because I think it's like
super copyrighted.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
So instead I chose my favorite Patrick Swayzey song.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Songs from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
You got all of the Saxophone's got the same. I
pulled apart with more saxophone than sways. But that's like
my mom's favorite movie when I was growing up, and
we had that soundtrack in our car. I like remember
as a kid even we would go camping and we'd
have a little cassette player and we were just playing

(07:01):
like that song.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
On and with a lot of hits on that soundtrack
there really were.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
And then finally was there. Did you ever do the
thing like go to Lake Lore and all that stuff
with your mom? For the no, I didn't. I did
go to Smith Mountain Lake in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
They could claim it all they want, but we know
it's lake.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I know. I did do that one though, right, yeah,
because the the like hotel ish thing is on in Virginia,
Like I went and saw that, Okay, So I did that.
And then Martin Moll also would have been eighty two.
He was on Roseanne, He was on The Golden Girls.
In one episode he played a recluse. It was very
memorable though. And then he was also the principal on

(07:39):
Sabrina the Teenage Witch WK.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
In order to ensure everyone's safety on this trip, I
have established a few simple guidelines, no snacking between meals,
lights out at eight o'clock, no laughing, and since we'd
be staying at my ex father in law's condo to
save a little bit of money, everyone.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Will have to pitch you with.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
He was like the biggest wet blanket ever on that show.
Is such a great job. And then finally it's national
Fahi today. I needed an excuse t FA. He doesn't
make a whole show in the restaurant, So here it is.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I have a little dirty dancing soundtrack. Interesting thing I
never knew. I mean, it was huge in America. You know,
it was one of the best selling albums of all time.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
But did you know this is the number one selling
soundtrack of all time in Germany?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Oh, I should see that Germany. Actually it's the all
time best selling album. Whoa David Hasselholl better take a
seat than the all time best selling album in Germany.
Have you heard that? Saxophone? Yeah, okay, I've at the
time of my life. Be my baby.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
She's like the wind hungry eyes. I mean, NonStop, it
non stop. This is kind of weird but interesting. Hey,
it's Matt Harris is Luda producer.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
TJ.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Angelica Redevski remembers her late Huzzy been by his love
of sports. She's a thirty five year old nurse from
Wheeling and her husband had been husband her have been
close friends forever. She had actually worked for his dad
at a local restaurant. Anyway, he's covered in tattoos neck
all the way down to his feet. He died unexpectedly
at fifty five, and she decided to take off his tattoo. No, yeah,

(09:23):
oh gosh, no, yes, she said when she was a kid.
She learned it about it from Ripley's Believe It or Not?
I remember that show.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah. And it's an Ohio.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Based company called Save My Ink Forever, which allows loved
ones to preserve the skin off a tattoo in a
frame after their death and take a picture. After her
husband's funeral, she had the chance to use a marker
to outline that to tattoo they wanted to frame, which
was a steeler's helmet on his right arm from his
first sleeve. Then the mertitian removed the skin, placed in

(09:53):
a preservation kit and mailed it to Save My Ink
Forever before her husband's body was cremated about ninety days late. They,
she says, they brought him home and when she and
her son took a closer look at the Steelers tattoo,
preserved behind a glass of dark wooden frame, she noticed
you could even make out his original hair on the scale.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh, come on, we're done. We're done. No, this is great.
This is not this is icky? Wait is it?

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Then when I was laughing, he said, she said, I
was laughing with this tattoos. My husband shave his arms
and legs, but she could see the spots all the
time that he would miss and we say, ah, you
missed that spot, And she said, so that was really
amazing that that was there, like a reaction to any post,
and this was a huge viral post. There was a
lot of people like you. But you wouldn't reach out
to her and tell her she was Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
But oh no, I would never do that. But I've
heard this.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Before and it's fair. I mean, it's perfectly legal, it's fine.
It's that when you look at the uh, the frame.
I don't think you'd really know unless someone told you.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Okay, So, once upon a time I did an interview
with Penn from Penn and Teller yeah, and like we're
having a good time.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
We were hanging out.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
It was a phone interview and it was like twenty
minutes in which is very long to ever have an interview,
because we were just like love, having a great time, right,
And that's when he decided to tell me about his collection.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
And he collects strangers tattoos like that.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's weird and the famous people, right, not just like
serial killers.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I might be.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
I didn't let the strangers that far. And I wrapped
it up and I said, well, it's been delightful. Do
you think that's where you think it's grossed? Yeah? Yes,
really it feels very unnatural to me. I don't know. Yeah,
I mean a tattoo is unnatural, but I mean keeping
it preserved behind glass.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I know.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
I think it's cool. It's fine.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
You want to chattoo on your head, so yeah, but
then let nature take over at that point.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
But you also want to be propped up in the
corner like Bernies after it.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
At least my head on a stick in here for
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Oh, definitely, I got you door. No, and I already
having conversations. It's not happening.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, you're thinking that'd be I think it's a cool idea.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
I really I don't want to. I don't like to
judge people. You do what makes you do what you
need to in the Greek process.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
But I swear if I went over to your house
and I saw someone's tattoo behind glass like an art display,
I'm leaving out.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Wow, I'm not even just leaving the room. I'm out.
I'm questioning, aren't. I don't know it creepsy? I don't
know why.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Why? Well, because it's art, yeah, and so is the picture.
And then you can get the picture frame and size.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Well, if you want to do it. What was the
name of the company. Oh gosh, this is a case
you would to do it?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Is?

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Uh, save my ink forever?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
I wouldn't do it, I don't think. But I don't
have anybody super into tattoos in my life. But I
wouldn't be at least a bit freaked out by it.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
But yeah, I feel like it have to be like
an art piece, like it have to be something intricate,
something it It's like that is an incredible that is
an incredible tattoo.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
The difference between that and the picture. If you're appreciating
the art other than one of them is something that
feraturally should be breaking down.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
I did.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
It's the same thing as like a print versus the
original painting. Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, this one's at fancy as Steelers helmet, but right
it really represents him.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yes, it is the Morning Mixed Matt Harris list.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Little super quirky and stars at social media forty eight
hours a day.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
And there's a video that's gaining traction from quote your
girl's best friend, who's a guy who makes videos, And
he said, in every relationship, there are three different opposites
attract categories that if your relationship is successful, you're gonna
fall in one of them. Okay, all right, there's the
napper and not a knapper, And every successful.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Relationship you got one that's like, let's take a nap.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
And the other one that'll just sit there and watch
TV while you nap, Oh, like clean or do something.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Around the house.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
On the napper, whoever, also the effort and sometimes a knaffert.
If you're with a non napper, sometimes you you may
either be judge or at least feel judged. Yeah, is
a problem. Yep, yeah, that is a problem.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, the night owl and the early bird. And this
is gonna come as a shock. I'm actually the night
owl the relationship.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Even now.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I forced myself to go to bed early, but if
you give me a long weekend, the next thing.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
You know, I'm staying up till two am. I get you. Yeah,
I can't. I can't shake it.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
And my husband, he has always been an early bird
who goes to bed early, and he even worked nights.
And for a while, I was like, I think we're
on we should be on each other schedule. Right.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
There are people who are no matter what time to
go to bed, are always up early, like without any
like on a Saturday Sunday.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
And I'm not that person.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
No, No, I have an alarm set and my kid
doesn't wake me up. My body's like thirteen hours sounds
good girlteen hours. And then the chores now versus chores later.
Somehow it works where there's the one that's always like, we.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Need to do the dishes because we just ate, and
the other one's like I need to digest my food.
Let's sit on the couch and let's just wait this
one out.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, yeah, you're a chores now.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
I can tell.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, I am a chores now and I don't like
taking a break.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
I'm a chores later.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
I like to do the chores and not stop. I
get upset. Why are we sitting down? Why we restless?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Bang this out?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
That is my I gotta get it over with. And
sometimes would be like, oh, let's.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Take a break, let's do this, just let's do this,
let's focus. Quit sitting down.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
I'm a little bit of both. I want to do
the chores now, but then I don't. I want to
take the break too. Okay, I want to do like
fifteen minutes and then.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Like a little burst energy. And then you added one
of your own that I think is pretty solid.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
You are either put everything down the garbage disposal or
be careful of what you put down the garbage disposal.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh, and I I'm the careful. I'm careful, and I
preach the careful.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
You what are you doing? You can't put tons of
pasta or rice down there or big chunks. Yeah, so
I'm that guy. You've learned from a broken disposal.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
That's how you would think, you would think we would
have learned about Okay, I think we've had to have
it repaired about seven times.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Because your husband is to put everything in.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, and I don't know how silverware keeps sliding down.
There an issue.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Good morning with Mann Harris and Liz Luda's.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Produce everybody this time seven O four five seven oh
want of seven on if you want to join in and.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Today, says Matt and Liz. Am I the problem for
wanting my kid to have fun school supplies. Growing up,
I never had the Lisa Frank folders or glitter gel pens.
And now that I'm an adult, I work hard so
that I can give my daughter the things I didn't have.
I let her pick all of her own folders and
notebooks and fun stuff. I got everything on the list,

(16:51):
but just the colors that she wanted. My husband says,
I need to return it and get what the list
specifically asked for. I said, no, Am, I the problem
for planning ahead to make sure she could have everything
she wanted.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
How do you not know that they release the list
every year. It's the same thing every year. The list
comes out at a certain time, lady, and you got
to follow the rules. Yes, you're the problem. The rules
are the rules of the rules. Your kid's gonna go
in there and rule breaker, you're setting the kid up
for failure.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I see, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
You know, and I follow the rules, and I think
it is important to make sure that like nobody feels
left out.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
But I think that that she's a little scarred from
her own childhood. Ye that she's like, I always.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Wanted this, Now I'm gonna give it to my kids
because I didn't get it. But you would think she'd
take a little bit of empathy to go, oh, wait
a second. This is to protect the other kids that
were like me that didn't have the fancy school supplies,
to make everything the safe.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
She's living vicariously through her kid, like a like an
athlete through their kid. Right, She's like, Oh, you got
to have the things that I couldn't have, and this
is gonna make you great and you're gonna love it.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
I will say that Lisa frank folders though they really
are that. But I think you can make it an
at home folder. I think there's ways we can we
can work around this. Maybe get everything on the list
and then maybe one flair folder they can put in
their backpack so they don't have.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
To show it off on the playground.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
But maybe if they have some take homework, they can
pull out that magical rainbow unicorn and put it in
that one.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Yeah, yes, well, just just follow the rules.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Everybody, just follow the rules and uh and which in
turn teaches your kid to follow follow the rules, and.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Then that way nobody feels left out and everything.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
And on all sides, it's just a folder, like that's
what the kid needs to learn. It's just the exactly right.
This is more for function than anything, right.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
You don't need it to be fancy, right, yeah, yeah,
then you're you're learning that not everything has to be famous.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Sometimes it's just practical, exactly. Yeah. It's also a little
bit for flair. Liz is so offended that said.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
I I mean, like you could you could maybe put
a couple of stickers on it, you know what I mean,
after everybody's got their same folders.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
You know, maybe some specials we play by the rules.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
My kid doesn't care, and I didn't put them in
a position where he would care one way or the other.
And I bought extra school supplies and I did the
whole thing, right, But.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Like it does tamp down their level of creativity and expression,
because I.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Remember what a flex it was when I was in
seventh grade. If you showed up with those gel pens,
if they were the glitter or the milk, oh my god,
you always wanted to borrow a pen from them and
they'd be like, here's yellow, and I'd be like, you
can't see yellow on plain white paper?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
And then gel pens, pencils, pencils, pencils, that's all we
ever had.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
He's ever even allowed to use pens.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Oh, that's so yeah. I think mostly the same for
us too.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I think kid was too pencils pencils elementary. Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah. The time I hit fourth grade, it was either
blue or black ink. Yeah, now does your kid have
pencils or pens? I think he has pencils. I didn't
even realize that to.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Spend out because you've got a race stuff all the time.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, squeaky noise. I don't know how they deal with that.
Eraser is not that squeaking? No, no, no no. The
sound of a pencil writing or a mechanical pencil. I
don't I know this squeak you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't either. A mechanical pencil I can't use because.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
They break in.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Thanks, for starting your day with The Morning Miss.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Loud and.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Now here's your latest pop up dat Liz and Taylor.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
There's a Taylor Swift conspiracy theory that she will be
performing at the super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
And the rumor's been bouncing around out there. But I
guess more things.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Yeah, so this is what fans are putting together. Last year,
they made the announcement in September that that's when Kendrick
Lamar was going to be performing this past year. Her
new album comes out in September, and you're like, okay, okay,
that's a little bit of a reach, right. Well, she
said the other day that she spends sixty percent of
her time thinking about sour dough and she did send
sound to Selena Gomez for her birthday. And it turns

(21:03):
out that the San Francisco forty nine ers their mascot
is Sourdough Sam And you're like, well, why does that matter? Well,
that's where the super Bowl is supposed to take place
this year, is at that stadium.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
It goes a little bit further.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
So at the beginning of the New Heights podcast with Taylor,
and then you know the Kelsey Brothers. Taylor thanks Jason
Kelcey for screaming for like forty seven seconds. And the
forty seventh stop of her airs tour was none other
than Levi Stadium.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Which the stadium where it is going to be played.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
And then twenty twenty six is going to be Travis
Kelcey's thirteenth season, which we all know. She has that
thing with the number thirteen. It's her lucky number. She
puts it like she writes it on her body before
she performs. And honestly, I'm behind this because the past
two years, the entire time at the Super Bowl, I
was just watching for them to show Taylor in the crowd.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Anyways, I've kind of cared less about the football. Oh
if I get a show out of it, why not.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
And she has said in the past that she like
goes back and watches like on YouTube, old people performing
at like the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Probably her boyfriend's last year too in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
I mean, who knows if he'll make it all the
way to the What if she makes it to the
Super Bowl and he does it to him in the
crowd as he watches her yet.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
And you know a lot of players though, don't like
to go if they're not in it. Oh he better,
oh better though.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
If he's not in it. And oh and he doesn't
show up to support her, there'll be some angri people.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
And the other thing is like usually whenever somebody performs it,
it's to promote an album.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Or a tour.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
I think Taylor Swift is literally the only person in
the world who doesn't need the Super.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Bowl halftimes day does it.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
But it would just be something to say, oh, yeah, no,
I did that at the height of my career, and
you can't can't hurt right even more? This psch Tropical
fruit dot com. Ten things that happened ten years ago
this week, so twenty fifteen. Okay, this was in pop
culture a decade ago. One Direction broke up the pumpkin

(23:08):
spice latte finally got real pumpkin. They added pumpkin pure
to the recipe at twenty fifteen. Before that, no pumpkin,
which I want to say, I get so mad on
people always like there's not even any pumpkin and pumpkin spice.
It's called pumpkin spice. It's the spice you put on
the pumpkin, But now there's pumpkin. Is there is pumpkin
in it?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
But I g's so mad at those people.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Jennifer Lawrence was the highest paid actress in the world,
Carlo Chance behind her, Melissa McCarthy and.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
John Stewart.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Just left The Daily Show and his first gig was
hosting WW Summers Slam, and he took out John Cena
with a folding chair. Oh yeah, there you go, that's
what happened. Matt Harris, Liz Luda the question Jones, what's.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
The nastiest thing you found in your kids room? They
leave food up there, You don't know about it. You
smell a smell, You go investigating.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
And you go, oh my, I taught you better than this.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Seven oh four or five, seven oh one or seven nine.
Um put a picture of my teenager's big pile of
plates and things.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
And by the way, the question was did she stack
them at least?

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Like?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
No, I stacked him as I was picking him up.
But it was only like two days. I'm like, what
is that happening to you? She usually had opened the
Tella laying around somewhere, but Kathleen says, I found a
piece of pizza in the back of my daughter's desk
drawer that could have easily been there for over a year. Serie,
as my fifteen year old you said, Mom, we washed

(24:30):
the cups out, We're out. Meanwhile, there are only two
out of the thousand we own down here in the sink,
so I know where the rest are.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh wow, I almost feel like when they're younger.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
The disgusting car seat starts to emotionally prepare you for
what will one day be in the road. It started
out with some goldfish, some fossilized shicken.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Nuggets just hanging out in the bottom of the car seat.
And then the next thing you know, I had one
this weekend, would you have?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Okay, so we buy a lot of produce in my
house before you get upset that like I didn't notic
this was missing, and we don't have like food rules.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
He can get whatever he wants whenever he wants.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
But you know, like the curtains of strawberries that are
like the plasticky ones. Oh yeah, Apparently in the middle
of the night he went and got an entire carton
out of the fridge and I didn't notice, and pesticides
and all because he didn't rinse them, because.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I know I didn't rinse them.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
He sat in bed and he ate them and just
left the green little tops and then he shut the lid.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
And then this weekend is when we discovered it.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I don't know how long it hit been under his bed,
but because it's fresh produce, it was you could have
made penicillin out of that.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
It was disgusting and it was bad because.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
I walked in and I said, whoa, buddy, what's that smell?
And he said it's the dogs, and I said, I
think there's something more here.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
And then when I found it, he was like, I didn't.
I didn't put that there? And I'm like, you didn't.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Who else was hiding little strawberry stems up underneath their bed?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Who else was tucking that down over there?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Candy says her kid had taco bell bag stopped up
like Jenga.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And uh, I remember a story somebody had told me
about their kid had taken their jack a lantern. Oh no,
like wanted to keep it. I guess had in their closet.
She kept smelling and smelling and finally went in there
and it was you know, they just melt base. Yes, yeah,
and it was like December when they found it. Oh
that's pretty bad. So what is your seven o four

(26:27):
or five seven oh one or seven nine?

Speaker 6 (26:28):
You got it when I was in college, I had
We never carved it. We never carved it, but it
was it was a tiny pumpkin. It was not a gourd,
but it was a tiny pumpkin. And I forgot about it.
And when we went to pick it up, I don't
know how.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
It was hollow. Oh yeah, it was just hollow, Like
what happened here?

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:47):
No, So I guess I know where my smelly kid
gets it from.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Got from?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yes, exactly like morning mixed Mount Harrisons load to produce
with TJ and this marriage counselor says the common myth
about long term relationships that couples eventually run out of.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Things to say.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
So these are things to talk about every single day.
I think it's ridiculous. But who am I to say,
I've been married twice number one, every single day talk
about your the state of the relationship.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
That would be exhausting. I don't want to talk about
it every day.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Like obviously, sometimes you need a little, a little, a
little extra time spent on it. But I don't want
to stare into your eyes and be like this is
uh we're having I don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I just don't want that.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
They give the examples like every day saying do you
feel loved? Supported? Connected?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
You know that seems needy to me? Or yes, or
something like hey, what can I do to make your
day better today? Yeah? What can I do? What can
I do that? Every day?

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Though?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Every day?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Okay, I think it's understood kind of like what could
I do? I don't know if I sub to make
your day better? But like you need anything, that's the
same thing. Yeah, okay, exaggerate okay, right, yeah, yeah, we're
not doing this, but it's not the state of the
don't the way they word it. They also number every
single day, what are you currently into? What's but again,

(28:08):
how often.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Is that changing?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Yeah, saying maybe I'm spending too much time with my
husband because like any I would know, I'm.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
There, Yeah you're there yet, Well I'm there. I say,
that's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Like if it's somebody maybe they don't see each other
all day, somebody like I saw this funny thing today,
But that's just normal.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
That's just normal. Conversation, what are you into wale? Same
thing I was yesterday?

Speaker 6 (28:28):
All these TikTok videos I've been sending you and I
can't help.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
But notice you haven't watched. Let's talk about the state
of our relationship.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Do you have to talk about the Philadelphia Eagles again?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Right, you've been married twice.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
But there's a lot of reasons. The future dreams.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
They changed it every day too.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Conversation about long term goals even just if you don't
you can't afford it or something if you want to
rid of it in your dream kitchen, what would your
dream kitchen look like?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Every single day us to dream about vacations, we'd be like,
wouldn't it be cool to do this?

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Or that? I don't know if that counts, but mess does.
Every day is like a short term like, man, if
we could make something for dinner, what would it be?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
I mean like that if you start talking about big
dreams that like it says you can't afford yet, like
that can start to breed some like I don't know,
disappointment in yourself or spending or spending to it anyway.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Let's just do it anyway, for it is true. Yeah,
it's just a number on a computer somewhere.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
And I've been called the dream squasher before because I
don't really like dreams, so I try to tamp them
down a little bit of invitations a little which is bad.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
That's yeah, that's actually horrifying.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
But I'm more of a dream equalizer bringing people up.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
You can do it better. I feel like I feel
like you're.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Also every day, every single day, fears and stressors bring
up something that's bothering day. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
So I get it if there's like a spider in
the bathroom, right, but that's not every day.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
You feel like you should every single day something that's
bothering you, either in the relationship or about life.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
I'm so scared you're not going to support my lifelong dreams.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Let's talk about our relationship. Isn't that just I think
it's just a bitch session.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Basically.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
I think this whole thing is just like, hey, have
a conversation with your partner every day.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
I saw a thing though.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
I saw a video on TikTok and this woman went
to marriage counseling and she was upset because the counselor
told her that their goal for the week was to
spend thirty minutes together and I went thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Wow, you mean in like one hour, because like what, well,
we don't know their whole Oh no, no, no, we
do their whole thing.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
But like maybe there's people out there that just aren't
talking at all, so maybe it's just definitely are definitely
are conversation starter.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
I feel like you should do those, like.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Those little conversations said, you know what I mean, you
pull it out and it's like, who's the.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Little favorite super hero? Yeah? Right now? In the final thing,
power would you want?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, that would be the final one, which is random thoughts,
But I mean, why have to write that down for me?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
In the morning, It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harris
and Liz.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Luda Big thanks to the Charlotte Knights had us out
there for the Princess Day yesterday and Liz Luda got
to throw out the first pitch. He has been over
the top excited about this for a month and she
got to finally do it.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
And how do you feel like you did?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
I did okay, but I was really excited for the
opportunity to do it, so it was super It was
super fun.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You threw you got it a one hop to the plate. Yeah,
I know from in front of the mound.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
It was.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
It was, but it wasn't wild. It was a one hopper.
He didn't have to really move right.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
I was excited to you because I didn't realize I
get to keep the ball. Afterwards, gave me the ball.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I walked off with it.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I know that I could get you a baseball to
probably be the same as that.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
That's the one I that's a game ball. Yeah, yeah,
in the game, but you're with your kid, excited to
see you out there. Yeah, he was excited.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
And I threw with my right hand and I'm left handed,
so I think all things consider.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
He couldn't have done it with my left I don't
think I did.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Okay, I did okay, I I know I wish I
would have made it all the way all the way,
but that's okay. But yeah, it went well.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
And then I was really thankful because you guys both
drove from South Carolina to support me, and I left
so hard because TJ took pictures on my phone and
there's pictures of you just hopping around the field like
a stage mom, like trying to video me from yes,
like you're Amy Poehler and mean girls trying to like
get the video camera just right.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I know how you are.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
You you want like I was a little nervous because
you know how to film things or whatever. Yeah, and
you'll be like, oh, look how much headspace they left
right that you have to get like and then great,
I had the added pressure. The fort mill one of
the I wish I knew a name, but somebody knows.
It's seven o four or five seven one seven nine.

(33:11):
She's like a nominated for teacher of the year. Yeah,
and she's before Mill pleasant Nole Middle School. Wish where
my kid went. And she said, oh, well, you use
my phone to record me? And I'm like, no, that's
a lot when someone tells you to record them. Yeah, yes,
Oh I can't blow. It's like, yeah, well did I
hit the record button?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
But she was out there tossing and the guy from
Charlotte f C. He only did a little bit better
than you. Right, he's an athlete, he's a professional athlete.
He is so much better, so much not even so
got it to the plate. You were just a ten
feet short of that but that not even not even
not even ten people right before the plate.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Dang it. Yeah right, there's video of it.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
It's all over our social media, mixed when I was
seven nine, it's on mind Liz lud to l u
d A.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
But I I did Okay, I thought it was everything.
It was everything you thought it would be. In your
happy with that they came out.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, good good, I hate anybody.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Now.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
We got to get her prepped for the first tackle
at the first time Carolina Panthers game.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
I'd be better at I've got the broad shoulders for that.
I did play rugby very briefly, putting lines to use
on dating apps and went to stay instead.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
By the way, we talked before about how we get
these uh phishing texts that are trying to get it.
When I got last night was are we still meeting
at the dog park tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
That that could get somebody roped in maybe familiar number
so worst opening lines hay or high?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
That is just laziness.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Definitely. That was my husband's opening line to me on
a dating app.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
It was hey, and then seven exclamation points and then
like four number ones. And it's because he was typing
on a keyboard. That's how long ago it was. And
I think he let go of the shift.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It says, I'm copy pasting this to everyone, and can't
you bother make any effort with you?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
I think, Okay.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
In your case, if someone's really interested at the person
and it's like you see some connection there, you're well,
you don overlook anything.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
But if you're on the bubble, you're kicked out.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yes, it was. It was the amount of exclamation points.
I was intrigued you no more.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
The other one is you're hot, oh yeah, boring or
you know you're so hot, or any of those things
reduces someone to their appearance, suggests they're only after one
thing and shows no respect.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Make that your third message. Yes, right, it's just well guy,
we would it would work sooner.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Might work, Yeah, definitely, But I know I wouldn't work
because would assume they're up to something.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Yeah, yeah, they're trying to give the money. Yeah, scam.
There's no way this is really right.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Yeah, the overly the innuendo, you know that obviously, that's yeah,
coming to go.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Well, unless it's really funny, Yeah maybe, if you're really funny,
I feel like you can pull it off.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Maybe I think it's different if you're dude getting it
versus a lady.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Getting it, though, well, it depends on what they're looking for.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
True, I don't really date brunettes, but you're hot or
something along, Oh, so do a compliment.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Because there's this whole like psychology thing that these dudes
think they've figured out on TikTok. I see videos of it,
and it's the kind of guys like, oh, they just
drive me. Oh, I just want to hit him in
the face. But where they think if they like insult you,
they can break your self confidence and it's like, but
but you're okay for that, Like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
I don't know if they think that deeply or is
it just a way to I had one.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Dude before I got together with my husband when I
was online dating, and he was like, you're pretty for
a fat girl, where you're like, oh, that's okay, okay,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Obviously that that's not gonna work. I would think that
would be obvious, but maybe it worked for him somewhere
down there. I can't believe it would.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
But self, so long, I don't really date what you're hot,
and the thing the idea is that they're saying you
should be grateful or even just giving me a chance.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
What are you doing right now? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
They say you wouldn't walk up to a stranger to
the bar and say that's what you don't want.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
The honest answer most of the time, it's boring. Yeah,
why are you on here?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
That's like saying why are you single? Come on, it's
kind of judgy and you're not going to get a
meaningful answer. Your first opener, right, yeah, yeah, you're not
gonna get your opening is why why are you on there?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Right? Yeah? So what to say instead a question and
a comment?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
You go through their photos and then come on, something
you saw there? I saw that you at that concert?
This is when is the last concert you went to?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Something like that?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Show your personality. But that's see that is such so
generic because what if a person doesn't have one beaten
light and.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
It doesn't help.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Anybody like, it doesn't really help you to say you
do you lean into your playful side and show your
personality if you don't really know what yours is, match
nor energy level? Don't go overboard with exclamation points. That
is her energy level? Yeah, yes, uh, and try voicemail
messages or voice messages instead.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
We note that. Really, I hate that, even if it's yeah, no, no,
I don't need that.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I mean, you can't have personality and warmth that a
written text doesn't match.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
You have it, then it's awkward when you have to
listen to it, unless you like live by yourself.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
You're like, oh, let me this stranger, dude, let me
just listen to you.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
I don't know, I like it.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Make it short, but I think i'd be okay with that.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
I have a friend who communicates that way, and I
think our friendship actually struggles because of it.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
I won't engage.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
But this is like on your first one. Yeah, so
you're just giving it, Like maybe you can get some
of the new ones.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Got a great accent, all right, you better be British
or like going to the Kentucky Derby, Like I need.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
A good accent to the Kentucky Derby, like that Kentucky's weird,
unless going to the Kentucky is a weird.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
People say the accent is, like, it's a good accent.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Might be, but no one ever says like going to
the They say maybe British, Italian, whatever, they don't say
that's not actually money going to the Kentucky First of all,
do you realize that any money to go to the
Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yeah, there's a bunch of rednecks. Yeah, that is such
a weird, weird thing to say. Morning Mixed Matt Harris,
Liz Luda. You know how I was unfortunately sucked in
and addicted to the tiktoks.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
The Rush Talk.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, And to be fair before you great, my.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Daughter isn't a sorority, and so I think she shared
one of the next shares. But then I must have met.
I would watch them because they're amazing.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Yeah, and so the dancerm was like, hey, this dude
must want to seem sure Rush Shop.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
They're pretty amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
And I would ender every once a while would show
up and I'm like, hey, I know her from one
of my friends kids or whatever.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
But and you like the choreographed dances, That's.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the choreograph dances were pretty amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
And I but one of the things that will make
you feel old is they were doing like their throwback
Rush Talks, a salute to twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Oh wow, isn't that weird.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, so they were doing like twenty fifth like to them,
that's yeah old because they're twe let's say they're twenty
nothing only ten right, ten years ago. And so one
of the one of the ones that I remember them
doing was they were doing the mannequin Remember the mannequin challenge?

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I did that one. You told me about that? Yes,
then I remember the Was that the same year as
the Harlem Shake too? Yeah, I think around event Yeah,
I think I leaned more into that one. That's a
little past planking though.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I think, yeah, it might have been past that. And
I'm trying to think the uh some of the clothes
that they were wearing.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I was looking at it and I'm like, I didn't
even know that wasn't What's Cursed Friend anymore. They were
doing like uhs, tall boots yep.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
That was on there, Cardigans, little leggings.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, yeah, they had scarves, yes, a lot of scarves.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
They did like a I don't know, like a schoolgirl's
skirt or something to do with it, like the plaid skirt.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yeah, yeah, they were doing that. But it was just
I was looking at it and then I saw somebody
and she's you know, she was in college at twenty fifteen,
so that's and she's like, what are they doing. They're
doing they're.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Making twenty fifteen. So was the old days? Yeah, like
that is that's ten years That's all it is.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
I know because when I was in college, it would
have been like Blues Traveler.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yeah, right, Dave Matthews fan, it is weird to think
what we said it earlier, what was happened at twenty
fifth fift?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I said this happened ten years ago.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
You like that.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Taylor's Taylor Swift, it off, it was ten years ago.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
That doesn't feel that long ago, right, We like this
whole thing. As you get older, how much quick our
time passed? Us?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Like this is unacceptable. It is unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Fix for starting your day with The Morning, Miss It's
The Morning mixed with Matt Harris.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Lad, here's your latest pop up day and it's powered
by Mark Spain real Estate.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
And we got to talk about Taylor Swift because there's
always a conspiracy theory there, but she she creates these situations.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
She knows what she's doing, and everyone now is starting
to believe that Taylor Swift is going to be the
Super Bowl halftime performer and I know your initial gut
reaction is.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Like, well, she doesn't really need that to sell.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Tickets or sell albums because she's so successful. But there
are reasons behind this, number, one being last year they
announced Kendrick Lamar in September. September is when Taylor's new
album is dropping, which is one of the smaller reasons
people are thinking this. But then moving on, she did
say that she spends about sixty percent of her time
thinking about sourdough. And here I thought, you know, she's

(42:30):
just making this great bread. But apparently the San Francisco
forty nine ers their mascot is Sourdough Sam. Which how
did I go my entire life without knowing that?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yes, not to be confused with East infection, Larry, I
would hope not.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
I would hope not.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
But Super Bowl sixty is going down at Levi Stadium,
which is home of the San Francisco forty nine ers,
and Sourdough Sam.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Not what Matt just said.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
And then the other thing is at the beginning of
the New Heights episode where Taylor's talking with like Jason
and and you know everybody, she thanks Jason for screaming
for like forty seven seconds, and the forty seventh stop
of her ariostour.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Was at Levi Stadium.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
All these clues and twenty twenty six would be Travis
Kelcey's thirteenth season and her lucky number is thirteen, So
all this is working together.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
See clues, Clues and more clues. I would love that
because I I would love it.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
The only time I watched.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Any of the football activities is I'm waiting to see
Taylor in the crowd.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Well you also have to. Well you may not have it,
but she doesn't perform at halftime. I'm not sure sure
that her man will make it this year.

Speaker 6 (43:49):
But I hope that she no matter who performs, I
just need her in the crowd. That way, we can
just get a camera shot of her.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
What she wearing.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
The Oasis brothers are so weird as we know. Yeah,
but they're still touring kind of. I'm sure they're fighting
each other. But Liam Gallagher, one of the brothers, forced
to end his on stage tradition throwing is moroccas and
tambourines into the crowd after two fans got injured at
a recent Oasis show. Yeah I know, he told the
crowd quote, you don't know how to behave yourselves. I

(44:18):
would do a brittish accent. You don't know how to
behave yourselves. You keep pitching, you keep pinching each other
on your nips and ears and bleep and bleep like
that and need each other in the bullocks?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
What? I don't know?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
What's you imagine though? All right?

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Imagine you have like a black eye, right, and somebody's like,
oh my gosh, what happened? And you have to say
I got hit in the face with a Moroccah. Like
I think now that you ever want to sustained damage,
but like that's kind of.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Hilarious to know that you took that morocca to the face.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
I think you say I was trying to break up
a Gallagher fight. You're between the brothers. Yeah, yeah, Well
this woman she got cut some bruce. Is that for
be a mob when she caught another one? Did get
hit another one? Did get hit in the before?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Yeah, no people mobbing you trying to like get the
item from you. Okay, that's not a cool story.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
But if it's purely just a tambourine you took.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
To the tush, yeah, I mean that's your story, that's
your random fact, every get to know you gave me.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
My buddy always brags about how he got his nose
broken at a Nine Inch Nails concert in the mush pit.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah yeah, and that's he loves to tell that story.
So that this would be better yet.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Yeah, and you'd have the souvenir to go home and
you know, put behind.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Plexibus if you got it, if it just jointed you
in the head and fail, you may not even get it.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
It's the morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz Ludo.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Study looked at how much people scroll on their phones,
and they convert the distance that you move through feeds
into miles, so like the average length of the phone,
so that how many miles your.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Phone went like that?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Okay, Arizona was number one. They do about nine hours
of screen time a day, which is understandable.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
It's very hot there in the summer. What else are
you gonna do? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
South Carolina ninth in the country. They got again, very hot,
seven hours six minutes. North Carolina they do an average
of six hours fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Well, I take down that average because.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You're at seven hours forty three minutes.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
Yeah, but there's been there's there's there's been weeks where
it's like, hey girl, I'm concerned about you. You get
ten hours day on average, and do you really need
to keep playing block Blasters?

Speaker 5 (46:37):
You think there's a better use of your time.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
You're like twenty nine hundred and sixteen miles thumb went
oh my, oh.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
That count as a workout? Can I put that into cardio?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Is that your steps? The ten thousand steps? Yeah, min
I average three hours and nine minutes. That's but that
was down from forty percent from the previous week.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Can you use your.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Phone so little? She use a laptop though, that's going
to be part of the difference. It's like, I don't
use a laptop for anything. I use my phone for
everything work related. That's where I send emails, that's where
I edit things, I do things unprofessionally.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
All no, my, when I'm at home, like waiting to
hear you, you don't use the phone very much.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I yeah, I know I do.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Oh but you're doing I mean you're I'm doing work
stuff though. You're a media sensation, right, yeah, social media sensation.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
How much was yours like five and a half hours?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And so you're below the average. They said that there's
also pickups. The average pick I mean this is self reported,
so whatever it's worth. The number of times you pick
up the phone right too often?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
North Town and number one in the country one hundred
and twenty nine average pickups.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Wow low.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Actually, I know how you were going to say, in
like an hour, and I was gonna be like, yop
once a minute.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
South Carolina was ninety eight average pickups. You think that's
seems low.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Yeah, you just now pick up your phone nineteen times.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
It was too mad, way above it. But I don't
look at it. Whatever matters if you just pick it
up or if you look at because like I often
will fiddle.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I fiddle right, yeah, you too, but your face keeps
on locking.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It every time, so I think I'm seeing anything.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
But yeah, I wonder if that count seeing you.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
National average American six hours thirty five minutes per day
and they pick up their phone approximately one hundred and
eight times, which means about four minutes per pick up.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Sunday's the biggest day, oh, because yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
But not for the Carolina. Carolina is the bigges day
is Friday.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Because you gotta figure out what's going on this weekend and.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
For Carrols South Carolina. It's Facebook for North Carolina's TikTok.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
He found them on the internet, so they must be true.
That's odd facts corner.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I'm such a jerk sometimes.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
All right, here's the matt Because she was going on
and on and on about Project Runway, and I could
see teacher I was already out. J's eyes were glazed.
And finally I said, do you realize that we don't care?

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Well, I don't actually care about the Eagles. You talk
about it. I know, I know, but I know you don't.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
So I just wanted to give you an I care
about the things, dude, don't, don't lie. I cheered for
them last year for back to school shopping is the
second biggest shopping season of the year, behind the winter holidays.
Of course, the average American household spends over eight hundred
dollars on supplies, clothing, and electronics. Pencils actually get more

(49:28):
expensive in August because of the surgeon demand.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
About Yeah, that seems weird, right, Yes. The number two
pencil became the classrooms standard because it's graphite hardness worked
best for the scantron machines. All the good the pencil
number one was so sad. Backpacks didn't become popular.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Until the eighties, so before that you had just carried them,
or you get a strap around it or something. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Yeah, Lisa Frank's rainbow and unicorn covered folders first appeared.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
In what year, nineteen eighty three?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Eighty seven? Oh, this thing, but it's you know that
they could be lying, Yeah eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Highlighters weren't invented until nineteen sixty.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Three, so how are they taking notes?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
The smell of fresh crayons is so iconic that the
US Library of Congress has a scent archive based on that.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Oh, how does that woran? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
They probably just have crayons and say, smell.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
These, Yeah, drawers, and they're filled with jars of whatever
the smell is.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yes. Trapper keepers banned in some schools in the eighties
nineties because they said it'd be too distracting.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Oh. I thought it was because they were dangerous.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
Accidentally shut one on my leg when I was a kid,
and it was like a generic one anywhe else, and
I had a weird scar for.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
A few weird scar.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
The spiral notebook now a staple came out in nineteen
twenty four.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
It's still rolling strong. You think we'd have something better?
All right, here's some other non stuff. All right, Almost
all mammals, including humans, pee for the exact same amount
of time, on average of twenty one seconds, even if
a have a tiny or a big bladder or whatever.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
If they're a mammal, it's going to be twenty one
seconds on average. Huh, time it next time?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Interesting? I'd like to go back to the Lisa Frank Folden.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
This would have been a weird version of Bad Boys.
The movie wasn't supposed to have Will Smith and Martin Lawrence,
was supposed to be John Lovinson Dana Carvey.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Completely different movie, completely for sure. I'd still watch it,
I think.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Pez dispensers were originally designed to look like cigarette lighters
because they were supposed to encourage people to stop smoking
and have a mint instead.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Oh how about that? I thought they were just like
advertising to the children.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Right. The average fast food burger contains meat from around
fifty five different cows. WHOA, now you know it's the
morning mix.
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