The Morning Mix Podcast: Judging First Impressions

Matt's (self inflicted) car troubles continue, Liz's influence on the youth, AND should you bring a friend on a first date?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the morning mixed with Matt Harrison, Liz Luda, mid.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Morning, Luda Morning TJ Good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Fifty one, now seventy one for your high and then
this week you only in the.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Sixties for your high.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes, and we are closing in on Thanksgiving. If you're
flying for Thanksgiving, now is the time to book your flight.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You should blake get your tickets.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Uh, thirty five days before you want to travel, which
is now thirty six days off, So Thanksgiving thirty six
days So Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are in the best part of the year.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I mean we are like a week and some change
from Halloween and then Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, this is a good stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
All the twinkle and lights are coming, the mashed potatoes.
And once we get past Halloween, you can literally put
gravy on anything you want until people do.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Hi ready, nine weekends still Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Why would you put milk on your cereal?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Just put gravy on it, Gravy on everything, Gravy flakes,
gravy flake something. Do you find gravy is a more
of a this time of year thing?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yes, really, it's like the only time of year I
eat gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Probably me too.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I guess I don't eat a lot of gravy in
the summertime. I feel like when it's hot like that,
I don't want warm gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
People put it on their breakfasts different.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Though, Like I'm talking like like a like a turkey or.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Chicken brown gravy like that thick hearty.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
And I know that you're so bothered by the jello
consumption I have. I also will tell you nice trick
if you start to lose your voice.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I eat gravy. I think, drink gravy, yeah, yeah, just micravvy,
but I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I think I probably don't grab gravy on Thanksgiving the
day after and Christmas in the day after.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's it in my entire year. I think that's it.
I think I ever do and try like why you know,
I mean, I don't have it that often either never
or it's even like that kind of turkey. I don't
have the I could.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Care less about the Yeah, yeah, I'm a side chick.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
And so I'm going all for the gravy like it
was socially acceptable. And I know this feels like I'm
getting a little excited about food too early, but trust me,
I start planning for this in July, and by that
I just mean eating. Imagine if we could dunk our
cookies and gravy instead.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Of No, no, no, that's not an upgrade at all.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I think you can, by the way, but there's no law.
But all right, I'm.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Gonna have my my eating gravy, my sipping gravy, and
my dunkin gravy gravy flight and it's all going to
be the exact gravy three containers.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think I love it that much, or I
would have. I would seek it or use it, but
I don't, so I must not love it that much.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's like a hug from the inside because it's so warm.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
If there were like some good gravy restaurants, i'd be there, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Like an open face sandwich somewhere maybe, yeah, okay something,
oh yeah yeah. But yeah, I don't like it because
you can buy it made or at the store. But
we must not like it that much. It's not the
same when you buy.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It that I just have to limit myself to only
three months a year.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's at control, all right.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
In twenty second of octwo The Morning makes Birthday's powered
by Mark Spain real estate.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
And it's the twenty second of October, which means it's
the beginning of Scorpio season.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Birthday to all the scorpios.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
A little bit of background about them, you know, generally speaking,
they're secretive, they're passionate, and like the phoenix, many times
they burn themselves down and then they rise, all right,
and then they're also.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Great secret keepers, so that is true. I just forget. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh, by the way, Matt is a Scorpio, but yeah,
I think yours is. Well, no, you're a great secret keeper.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I am, but a lot of times it is simply
I just forgot. Didn't care.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Intentionally a secret keeper that happened since sometimes like I
can't believe you never told anybody, I'm like what they
tell me?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sorry, I forgot. Yeah, that sounds like the first time
I'm mirroring this.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, Well as somebody who words just tumble out of
and I probably overshare. Thank you for forgetting everything I've
ever said.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I know. Okay, So celebrated day.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
We have Jonathan Lipnikki, which I have to take a
moment to be like, he's thirty five, he's.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Thirty right, how much is his headway now? I have,
but he was in Jerry Maguire. He was at all
these movies still little right, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yes, in all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And uh, last time I saw him he was all
balked up, like a yeah, it's like a Jim bro Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know if.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
He's still pushing that kind of energy, but good for him.
Zach Hanson is forty, that is the youngest of all
the Hanson brothers. And then obviously they did a little
a little song called Bop.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know if you're.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Familiar, very familiar, which I would like to say, there
are so many covers of this song now and millennials
being like it just hits differently.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Now if you go and listen to the lyrics as
an adult, you're going to cry. It's not as uplifting
as you thought it was.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Really look at the lyrics.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm just crying because I get
in my emotionals.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I will tell you though.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I did go to a Hansen concert.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I mean I've been to quite a few.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I've been to quite a few, but there was one
I went to in two thousand and eight and I
just kept yelling at them, like positively I was like
wanting them to notice. I'd be like, hi, Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes there are people that follow them around. Oh yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I saw him at the Orange pil in Ashville and
it's like a small setting and I was like hello,
and then I was like, oh my gosh, they looked
at me.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I thought that was so cool. We made eye contact.
They seem pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I mean they seemed like who did they bring up
recently or did somebody bring Oh, Jonas brought that, Jonas
brought them up.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah right yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
And then Michael Fishman is forty four, which is just
also to feel old.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's DJ from Roseanne. Oh wow, and thens but like
when you think of it as Roseanne, right, yeah, that's old.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm not old, but makes me feel old, right then
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is fifty Mitchell for Modern Family. Yeah,
and then it wasn't me because Shaggy is fifty seven.
Complex scene I want to I don't think it's a

(06:22):
Best Cup Secret anymore now, but if you ever get
the chance to have a conversation with Shaggy, he does
not talk like that.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, it sounds like he's from New York.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
He's just like the most like New York accent, like
he goes up at the end of his sentences and everything.
And then Carlos Mencia is fifty eight, Brian Boytno was
sixty two.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Always got to.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Get the figure skaters involved because like, I don't know,
it was like a.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Really big thing in the nineties. Yeah, it's ice dancing. Yeah,
I used to know all the names, right and now yeah,
don't think you know American. I don't know a single one.
I feel like Michelle Kwan.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
And Tarry that still was a long time ago, right,
last people, Yeah, they need to make it cool again.
And then Bob Odenkirk is sixty three, who was Saul
on Breaking Bad, better call Saul. Jeff Goldbloom is seventy three,
and he forever.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Is the guy in Jurassic Park. To me, life breaks
free expense to your territories and the crashes through barriers painfully,
maybe even dangerously. But I'm simply saying that life finds
a way.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That is why we don't make a real life Jurassic Park,
because it's very that's our cautionary tail, right.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Old guy now right, Yeah, so they pitch him.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And yeah, and he's in Wicked and all that. Yeah,
And then Christopher Lloyd is eighty seven. He was in
the Back to the Future movies and he terrified music kid.
He always played the scariest character to me.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
My god, hasn't been that long. He's a certainly changed
around here. You must have seen Roger Rabbit. Wasn't he
the bad guy in? Was he? I don't know?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
He was in like there was like an alien movie
where he was like a neighbor, but he was a Martian.
It was a remake of some old Eggs Scarce.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
In the Netflix show Wednesday. He's just a floating head,
but he's in the show. Well, he scared me as
the kid, What's Wednesday? What's the girl? Why am I going? Blank?
The girl? Artaga Jenny Ortega? Thank you jeez man. That
was a bad brain fart. And then he was in
wasn't he in?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Like He's just been in a lot of stuff. He
always creeped me out. And then finally Today's National Holidays.
It's a national not day because sometimes you feel.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Like a nut and sometimes you don't.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
There you go, Morning Eggs, My Harris lives, Luna and
Authorities in Florida. The end of the Florida caught this
guy on camera stealing secret recipe books from a restaurant,
which led to his arrest on a felony charge. Well
investigator said, staff at Mordsco Miami noticed that three of
their recipe books had gone missing, so they reviewed their
ink kitchen surveillance cameras that identified the culprit, line cook

(08:50):
Carlos Marquez. He also works at a sandwich and smoothie shop,
but they don't so sell ven as whaling food, so
it's unclear what he was planning to.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do with the cookbook, but.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It also sounds like they were secret recipes to some degree.
Carlos was charged with theft of trade secrets and made
a full confession. In Florida, the theft of trade secrets
is a felony. Punnets roll up to five years in
prison and a five thousand dollars fine.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You can't take people's recipes.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
OK. So I'm not going to name the place, but
I did work at a chain restaurant where they did.
They made so they made the food in the back right,
and I had to. When I started the job, they
made me sign that I was not allowed to divulge
anything I knew about the recipes. Wow, it was like
a legally binding contract. And I remember being like, oh,

(09:41):
and I take everything so literal that like when I
would wait tables and people would ask me a question,
I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Let me get a manager to make sure I give
you the approved answer.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I have more hushpuppies.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Is there corn meal in the hushpuppies? Oh, I understand allergies.
Let me go get a manager. Let me just get
a manager. We're just gonna clear this up. Yeah, favorite stuff.
People are very passionate about their recipes and just yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I mean like, uh like some of the bigger like
your KFC thing came out, the chocolate chip thing was
something that yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
And Coca Cola, Coca Cola yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you
were talking the other day.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
About the AFC like is like great, great nephew or whatever,
like I'm going to release the secret recipe.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, yes, so, but it seems like, I mean, this
guy's stealing these recipe books.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I get it, But five years does seem like a
bit much, doesn't it. Yeah, for sure, And I get I.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Mean you did say it was venezuel and cooking though, right, yeah,
it's really good. So maybe he just wasn't able to
get quite the taste that he was looking for from
like a Google recipe.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Probably Good Morning, mixed Man, her Restless Luna, super Quirkys
finds things on social media that are weird.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
And do you know the muffin man, the muffin man? Okay?
So you know, sometimes you see.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Something and your world has just like opened up in
your brain and you're like, I'm sorrycuse me, white. And
this has happened a few times to me, like when
I found out that everyone doesn't have an inner monologue,
or that there's some people that can't picture a red
apple in their brain, and that everybody's thought process and
their brain and everything works differently. And yesterday I encountered

(11:16):
this because we're all picturing a different muffin man, okay,
And I had no idea that mine is the more
obscure version of the muffin man. I have heard that
nursery rhyme my entire.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Tay lousy nursery rhyme.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Apparently, But in my mind, the muffin Man is a muffin,
like an anthropomorphic muffin that has like eyes and arms
sticking out of it, looking all lights like Mayor mc
cheese from the McDonald's lineup.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
But it's a muffin. That's a man.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think Shrek put that in your head, like because
you've because we've been the first thing TJ thought.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
The first thing I thought of was a gingerbread man,
because that don't Shrek. It's the gingerbread man who says.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
That is he's being Yeah, I remember that in his
candy coated buttons. But my entire life, I've always imagined remember.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
What you imagine when you're four when you heard this thing?
So I think no, I think I got a consistent talking.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Food turned it in.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
That's yeah, okay, like the talking food of the gingerbread
man saying about the muff and man. Because how if
that wasn't like the most popular one it was around
right and there's nothing to it. But it was supposed
to be a guy who sells muffins on the streets
of England.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Apparently other people are imagining a baker. I don't know.
I feel like listen, I can't I.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Can't speak to four and five year old Liz, but
I can do the best I.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Can got in your head.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
I've always felt like I've imagined it that way.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
This says, and there's nothing to do. I thought there
was more to it, just Oh, do you know the
muffin Man, the muffin Man, the muffed Man. Oh do
you know the muffin man lives in Dory Lane? Oh yes,
I know the muffed Man, the muffed Man, the muffed Man.
Oh yes, I know the muff man who lives in Lane.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's e right, what's that stupid?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I think it's like Humpty dumpty though, where we imagine
the egg and we just see that in our brain.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know who could have put a muffin man
in my brain, but I'm bothered. I know that everybody else, like,
is your brain just not fun?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
A lot of people are thinking, yeah, oh yeah, a
lot of people think it as dark origins to a
serial killer named Francus Frederick Thomas Linwood who used muffins
to lord children.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
To their doom. Oh wow, but that's been kind of debunked.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
So yeah, a mythological land where they're like the same thing.
Like the first time you saw a biscuit Bill, did
you not imagine a whole city of biscuits and there
was like a sheriff biscuit.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
And no, no, definitely, damn. Every time I see Biscuitville,
I have the same thing. You're you happy every time
every time, and I giggle a little bit to myself
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's the Morning mixed with Matt Harrison, Liz Ludoxe, The.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
A I is coming for you. You don't have to
leave your house. Oh no, we're not like this.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, there is a new one, a photo booth for
Apple and probably I mean with short it's and other
things too, where you can put yourself at a Halloween ranger.
You put you in a costume and it puts you
at a party, come and looked like you.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Went and did things and you went to a party,
and that you dressed up and had all the fun.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And it's a lie. It's also a lie.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
They might not go out and make the memories, but no,
we'll just bake them instead.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, how many Halloween parties are you being invited to?
When I was younger? Now, well, now I guess you
have to fake it. Yeah, you know if you uh,
you said, just go out and make it.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
But it's not like, where's all our invites for our
Halloween right, because this one product designer joined Metas Superintelligence
Lab and they have anything called Endless Summer and App,
a photo booth app that creates AI generated vacation photos
starring you in locations around the world beach towns, European

(14:57):
city whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
H is absolutely insane this stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Because I know that I feel weird that I'm blown
away every time. Yeah, are you still stun though, or
are you over it?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Well?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I know I'm over it because this is the thing
like I get. Back in the day, we would jokingly
like photoshop ourselves, like oh, went to Paris, like because
you know, it was like I went to the grocery
store and that was all I.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Did this summer. That was funny because it was like
we were all in on the joke.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
But now it almost feels performative to be like, oh,
that's right, this is the lifestyle I'm living.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And I feel like.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
That leads to stuff in your brain where you're like,
oh my gosh, why are they ahead of me?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I need to catch up to them? Like I feel
like it writes this whole thing, and I don't like it.
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I don't think most people are doing, like I know,
like my daughter and her friends. They use it as
like funny jokes. Okay, they said it to Joe, look
for who I was out with or whatever, and then
you know they're at some party and they're like, you
didn't get invited or they put them with some weird
look at dudes, like look at you're making out with
a dude.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Somebody caught you and make it you know, or you
know whatever.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I get that it was like the evolution of like
film to a digital camera, where all of a sudden
your pictures could look better because you could like look
at them first and be like.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Okay, that's good, that's good. But I just I want
the rawness of the pictures. I want that.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I think I don't believe anything anymore if it's not
from someone I know.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
And then but you know, I still think it's the.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Newness of it that is, you know, uh, overwhelms everyone.
But because every new technology comes with all the older
people saying this is ridiculous, it's going to ruin everything.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Right.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I now that you should like gatekeep like really special
experiences though, but like imagine you do get to finally
do something really cool, right, and you take a photo
of it and then everyone looks at it and they
just go, oh, that's not real.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I think you're still your friends will be it is
the masses of me not. But the people you know
are gonna know that you really went there and didn't
go there, right, I mean like it? Yeah, I know.
It's it's hard to figure out.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I've always wanted to be the cool, the young, the
trendy one.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I am turn I against it.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I am in my thirties and I'm still like, get
off my launch, I real picture.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
With film or a digital camera. I understand that you
can't it just it's here now. Can't fight it.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's hard, it's hard to get used to and it
can be used for good or evil.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Like anything else. Just don't believe things that you see.
Thanks for starting your day with the Morning This.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
It's the Morning mixed with Matt Harris and Liz And.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Now here's your latest pop update and it's foundered by
Mark Spain.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Real thing Liz, So you know, gotta love the pop
culture here.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Aj from Backstory Boys posted a video to Instagram yesterday
and in it, he did like a mashup of the
song Elizabeth Taylor off Taylor Swift's new album and then
Everybody by the Backstree Boys and it's a really good mashup.
But the video is him kind of just like vibing
out to it.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
And it ended up getting shared watched like a whole bunch.
Taylor Swift herself even commented on and she said.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh hi aj oh my god, and then everybody like
swarmed to comment section when Taylor reacted.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
But I feel like I can get down with this.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I don't mean this shady at all in any way
to Taylor Swift, but like I kind of like that
the like the backshit, it just kind of like makes
it more amped up and pumped, you know what I mean.
Like I it's not I'm not saying it's better than
the original, but I think I could. I could dance
to that one.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
And I think it's cool that she's willingness to chime
in and say, oh yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I love that she fangirls out over boy bands from
when she was younger, because do you remember when she
presented the big Thing to in Sync a couple of
years ago on stage and she was like, oh my gosh,
I'd say sank and I thought she was team in sync.
But I guess she's coming on team Backstreet Boys now,
so we'll never know.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
For all we know, she could be Team ninety where
the Wind blows. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, which is
all right?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Uh Murska Haggart even seen it, said it intentionally wrong there.
That's been making the rounds because she's a does a
documentary that she directed about her mom. Jane Mansfield is
very famous and she's in season twenty seven of Law
and Order. But she was on the Amy Pohlar podcast
and says as saying her name.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Wrong, I get called Maritza Marska, Mariska Markiska.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
M a r I s h h h h h
h h h ka. That's how I put it on
the call. She but it's Marishka, Marishka, Marishka.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I'm guessing gonna be polar said that, like, so, how
do you pronounce it like a sly?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I bet you people pronounce your name wrong all the time.
It was just to see how she would say it right. Yeah,
can't remember exactly how it came over.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Sometimes though, when you google how to say a celebrity's
name and you're so guilty of it, there's this one
dude that always that mispronounces everything. I feel like it's
a giant like science experiment to see if he can
make us say everything incorrectly. So it's nice to get
it straight from the source.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Marishka, she just said her last name too Agary anyway,
Season twenty seven, Lonor, that's insanity, that's so wild.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
She got her start in comedy. I did not know that.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yeah, apparently she started in the groundlings and Wow aimed
to get California to do comedy.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
She says, Uh, comedy and humor have saved her life.
She told Abe Poler, when my kids do bad things,
I call them losers. No, oh, it's not that bad.
If she's calling us a loser.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
We laughed through it, y, because I do that thing
called my dummies all the time. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, and then this is an easy transition.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Not so.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Netflix is filming interviews with celebrities they think are going
to die.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh, this is a new thing.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
It's called quote famous last Words. It's based on a
show that has been running somewhere else. It's produced by
Brad Fulchek, which is Tweth Paltrow's husband. And so when
Jane Goodall passed, she was in ninety one and they
had like a whole thing ready to go on her
and people were like, who whaa, wait a second, how
did you have this ready to go? And it turns
out they've been contacting different celebrities that are you know,

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very much so older and giving them the opportunity and saying, listen,
this is your chance to share the last things that
you want to share. What would your last words be?
And there's some rumor stars that they've included. Now none
of these have been confirmed, but like, we'll just pick
somebody in the nineties it hurts, yeah, Van the Dick,
Van Dyke, Julie Andrews, Clint Eastwood, Rita Moreno, Carol Burnett,

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John Williams, Willie Nelson in the nineties, buzz Aldri and
all of them are like five plus plus. Yeah, And
so they're giving them the opportunity to do their final
last words.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
And I didn't know until maybe five.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Years ago that a lot of newspapers and stuff they've
already got celebrity ritual.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
To run in the event. And I'm just like that is.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
They even have them for the big when they're younger,
they even have them ready for the really big ones.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, did just updating. Ye, I didn't know that. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I guess it would be nice if you're like really
famous and you're like, you know, you know that you're
older to be able to give your last words.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
But if you contacted and me be like, listen, what
would you like your message to be after death?

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I think I get a little freaked out. I'd be like,
I don't know, kind of differently when you're in your
eighties or whatever, man, and you.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Always should do it, whether just do it on your
own with your grandparents or parents or whatever that are
in their eighties or something, tell them to take your
phone up and say, hey, well you're gonna be dead soon.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
But the story, right, yeah, it at different.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
We've already that ship's already sailed for all my grandparents.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, well I could be parents put your parents, Yeah,
my grandparents. But I didn't have a phone. My grandparents died.
I could have drawn them or recorded them.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You should you should commemorate them, honor honor your grandparents
with a stick figure drawing today?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, I should.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I always think that though if I was that person,
I'd be like afterward to be like, it wasn't their
best answer, But then I have to kind come back
every year. Right.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I think I've changed my mind. Yeah, I think I
need to edit said I was eighty five. I'm ninety five.
I have a different idea now. I hate the people
in my life. You know what, You're look good though,
Matt Harris lives Luda. Are you feeling better about yourself
and worse about me? Which is the order here?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Let's start with the highlight how great I feel about
myself because the youths think that I'm cool and I
feel like I'm talking. I'm sure a youth thinks I'm cool.
A young I could find another young person as well,
But I feel like I'm constantly having to be like guys, No.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Really, I'm cool. I'm cool to you, and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Why I'm turning so hard to impression.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Let me tell you. If someone has to tell other people, well,
it's because they are awesome.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Anyway, I'm super excited. So there's a lady I went
to college with and we did like Greek life and
stuff together, and she sent me a Facebook message this
morning and her daughter, I think she's in sixth grade.
Her name is em And I've never been so flattered
in my life. But today at her school it's Dresses
your future self Day, so kind of like a career day, okay,

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And this is what her mom said. She said, m
said that she wants to talk for a living, and
she said she wants to be like Liz.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
And she send me a picture of her outfit and
she has on sparkly crocs, which I wear.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
She has on a pair of black leggings and a
black turtleneck which, if you don't know, I wear that
at least once a week, if not multiple times, with
a bright colored cardigan over it, a beanie and then
big sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Because she's dressed like that, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Her, I'm like a career day person.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, how do you think she is?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
She's, like I said, sixteventh grade.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
She's like probably like twelve eleven or twelve?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah that do you alreadys show that to your kid?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Like see other people. I think I think we need
to step in.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
We need to have an intervention with this child and
be like, hey, yeah, there are cooler people out there.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
There's way better choices you could be making. But I'm
gonna take absolutely. I know you're going to tell your
kid I know.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Oh my gosh, I'm so gonna be look a look
at Mommy's cool.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Reaction is going to be.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
And anytime that y'all are like, oh, you're not cool,
I'm gonna be like, look at this.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
There's a youth.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah yeah, she you were a Halloween costume. I've never
been a Halloween costume.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's so true. But you on allow custom you are.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I'm a career day, career day, my career, Yes, yes,
super happy.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's so should make you happy. You want me to road? Yeah, yeah,
it so. I am originally from Stanley County.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
I did have to go to a funeral yesterday, sadly,
but I was out there and I saw a lot
of people I haven't seen in over a decade. And Matt,
you're famous.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I'll share like I have no.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
No like, I like grew up listening to everybody listens
to you, okay, and they all like that's so no, no, no,
it's so true. And so everybody when they see me,
they don't ask about me. They say, so, what's it
like to work with Matt? And I don't know why,
but every time I go, you know, he's a lot smarter.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Than you think.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Really, and I'm like, really, everyone is so shocked. I'm like,
I know, right, I thought he was not going to
be smart at all. Shock, And I always feel guilty afterwards.
I have to come to you and be like, listen,
I wasn't talking trash about you. I mean it as
a compliment. But some people that you probably will never meet,
who live in Stanley County, I did tell them that

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you're smarter than they think you are.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Oh that's good, I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Yeah, but I think I might be putting the bar
too high, so maybe I should bring.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
It right back down and they'll not smarter than a
fifth grader. But yeahmar than you thought smarter than they thought, right,
which I mean, I mean that was pretty low. Yeah,
I am a complete dupist. I guess I said, what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Morning mix mat Harris, lose Lota and straighten yourself out people.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
So apparently there's three things people immediately judge you on
when they meet you. Your tango posted this. It was
like somebody that has like a PhD. I don't I'll
put it together. Anyways, Apparently, upon first meeting someone, the
very first thing they noticed about you is your teeth.
That apparently they're making subconscious judgments on your teeth because
they can guess your age, your lifestyle, they can guess

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different things like socioeconomic class. And I immediately feel triggered
because I can't tell you how many people in my
life that have been like, you'd be pretty you got
your teeth.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Fixed, oh oh my gosh, my whole life. Like people
say that to me on social media, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Like, I have a gap like Madonna, all right, maybe
I enjoy whistling with my teeth, how dare you?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
But I'll say so, I think the judgment is only
on if it's something that I mean. I think there's
you know, average teeth, and then there's teeth that you
go like all right, you know when I'm saying like
I wouldn't immediately.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Look at your teeth and see issues, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Confidence, you know, but there are people that don't have
like the most perfect smiles like this is always my example.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Will Ferrell his bottom teeth. They're all sorts of crooked.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah, but they're just saying that that's your initial doesn't
mean you can't overcome it. But I like, I'm, you know,
big missing one in one of the front places the tobacco.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's just the back ones. Yeah, I mean, it's just
the breaks of the games.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I'm about to have one in the front pool, so
I'll have a flipper for a while.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
So the second thing is your grammar, and they actually
found that your grammar on online dating profiles. If you
are a man, a woman is more likely to like
engage with you, even if they don't find you attractive.
If your grammar is good versus if you are attractive
but you have bad grammar, grammar.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Could pick you up. It probably doesn't like take you
from a three to a seven or something, but it
doesn't exclude you, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
If you're a bad grammar though, you're you're immediately out.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
And then third is confidence. So I would like to
confidently use bad grammar with my bad teeth, and that's
when you are confidence.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Well, she's a conundrum with confidence. Yeah, it truly is
like do you think sometimes it's here, sometimes it's not.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I think I'm confident. I think I know what I'm doing.
Most of the time, I think.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's talking about this is the person presious you're walking
in meeting somebody for the first time.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I mean, yeah, but in an awkward way, like I'm
probably going to talk to you about the facial hair
I was tweezing in the sunshine the day before.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I don't feel I don't think I feel confident, but
maybe I fake it. Maybe I can mask it pretty good.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Usually I walk in and say, you know what, I'm confident.
I do confidence well, noticing that the confidence is here.
Confidence is here.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I think I just walk into rooms weirdly, but I'm
confident in the weirdness.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
You're you're you're confident certain times, but I don't think
you're that's confident walking into.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I think you're more confident than you like. Uh, you
show her, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (29:36):
I agree, not like exuding confidence necessarily, but you are confidently.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Not exuding confidence like into a situation with new people.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Yes, yeah, No, it's just like I'm not confident if
I'm somewhere I can't hear you.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Makes one or self and night.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
You guys know that my I'm kind of a messive
a human.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
The car situation I've had over the last couple of weeks,
it's broken down twice, the engine blue all this sort
of thing.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Had to toe kind of issues, got a rental car.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
But I'm always seeming to be called my buddy Andy
whenever I have issues, some frizy answers.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
So this time I call my buddy Andy for something. Yeah,
I ran out of gas. No, are you kidding me
right now? I'm not kidding you right You're in a
rental You've.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Got your car that's been exploding. You've had it bark
different places, it's been towed multiple times.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Did you and you just got what is.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
It not a r P?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Would you get triple a A? They have to come
and you got got Andy? Well, he was close this
time last time. He was like, we know the crazy
thing about it? Everybody is you When you called you
said you called me, you said you were running out
of gas. You're running out of gas. Maybe you get
into a gas station. Well, because I was coasting and

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I hope was like a coast off of an Okay,
I'm going to call you out because you're always like.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
The first time my daughter's gas tank, because.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I want her to grow up and it does the
first time in my life. You're not trying to teach
her a lesson. It's because you just don't take care
of anything you don't know. You always know it's a
random I couldn't see the thing. The thing is different
than my car. I don't know, a little gaugey thing.
At first, I thought the same thing was happening to
happen to my other car. Suddenly I lose power. I'm like,
you gotta be kidding me. The rental.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Then all of a sudden, I see a light, so
I have to call Andy.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Unfortunately he's not that far.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Away, but he has to have a gas tank and
all that stuff. And then he comes and finds me
and does not really assist.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But that's okay. But he gave you the tank, and
he just takes his camera and starts filming me.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
You never know what you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Get, Right, what did you get? I've got a photo
that tip because nobody will believe that. What was happening?
Oh so good. I pull up to traffic. Seventy yeah,
cars are moving. I gave you a c a two
gallons tank of gas. I look back at my rear
view mirror.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
You're putting gas in take and all of it's filling
on your feet.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
None of it going into None of it's going in
the tank. I couldn't figure it out. I've never used it.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
It's a thing that you apparently got to push it
and then you push something up. Oh yeah, so if
you don't do that, then the gas just pours.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
All over it. So gas and gas is raining out
of the draining out of the jug there. And then
he looks up and he starts holding he breaks my
gas can. He's got the noggle in one hand and
the gas can in the other because I broke off
the nozzle in the gas tank. I don't I mean,

(32:40):
I'll tell you, I don't think any gas got in
the gas tank. I didn't get some in there. So
I go we get off the uh the exit.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, and you're super flammable now, just covered in gasoline.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Tas first thing because you organ lunch. I'm like, no, no, no,
you need to change of clothes, certain a shower.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
So we go to get gas to go to the
old circle K and I'm like, do you want your
gas tank? He's like, no, I don't want the gas tank.
It's it's broken and it smells of gas. I put
in my trunk. Oh, but to put in a trunk.
I have to open the truck, but it's broken. Why
are you even keeping it at this time? You're not?
So what happens when I put this? Okay? What happens next?
That's a mess? Oh okay, So he puts it in

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his trunk.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
He says, where's my phone? Where's my phone?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Where's my phone?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
He slammed his.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Phone in his trunk and breaks.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
His phone like it's like it's stuck halfway, like I
slam the trunk on top of the phone. So then
that's the first thing. And he takes a picture of me,
of course, like a just laughing and laughing.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
I got a man.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
And then what happens next? Oh, where's my cake? Where's
my cake?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
I'm like, why?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
How do you lose your keys between the pump and your.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Car which is about to feet apart? So, I mean,
he's caring it looking for it.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
And he's sitting there laughing in his car, and I'm like,
did you get out of your car and help me?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I finally did. I finally did. But yeah, after I
was filming, So then I looked over there and the
keys are exactly where the phone was.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
When you crush the fun.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I crushed the keys.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
So yeah, thank god he found it, because I've torn
that car apart at like the trunk, back seat?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Is it rental?

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Still?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
And now it smells like gasoline. You're just like a
rolling fire hazard. Yeah, that's all right though, don't take
up smoking. But then we went to lunch. We had
a beer.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It's not lunch, that's a drink. So I keep you entertained,
don't I? Aunty?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, I just wanted my camera out.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah. Well, thanks daddy, you have a good one. I'll
be calling you later for some help. Don't call me anymore.
Morning Mix manirist Liz Ludefriser TJ. Would you rather Wednesday
play along at home? What you find?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
So? My very favorite one I found is would you
rather only be able to talk in Shakespearean rhymes?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Or she would like oh no? Or sound like you're
auto tuned? Twenty four seven? Man, I know you want
to do the Shakespearean rhymes? Actually I would other sound.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
How cool would that be to walk around like t
pain you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (35:04):
They have?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah? Oh they do? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I think that would be amazing and everybody would just
turn and look.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah wow. I would just be singing all the time.
Let it fix me? Oh okay, there you go and
your well that was adjusting Tiberlai impression. I don't know
what that was. I guess, I guess. I try to
think which would be more annoying to people? That's the
that's the one I have to figure out.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
How about the Shakespearean rhymes is even though I just
feel like it would be too fancy, you know what
I mean, Like if you have to use the word doff,
you know what I mean, get.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Confused and the auto tune, people might think it's just
some sort of you were born that way Shakespeare. I
think they're gonna think that, you know, you're trying. You're
always in character and to get mad, so I get
convince me?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Do you convince me? All right?

Speaker 4 (35:53):
The other one, would you rather be trapped in a
musical where everyone bursts into song about you? Or in
a sitcom where there's a constant laugh track.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Booing you.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah? Track a boot track? Yeah, I'm taking that she's
a boot track. Yeah, definitely. Let me go ahead and
say this, everyone bursts into song about you, terrible love that.
This is not even would you rather situation? It's I
would like that please a p person a song, but

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not everyone around you.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
So the other people are like, God, she's so annoying.
She always brings people around that sing about her.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Why don't you Why don't you practice it?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Why don't you track? I think Liz is a weirdo.
It makes everything about her. There you go lean into that.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah, I'm gonna go to with a booing Yeah, kind
of funny after a while, like get used to it.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I feel like, yeah, and it may like boost me
up a little bit, boosts me up. How would that
boost you up? I know, constantly getting booed like I'm
a prove you wrong. That's probably left track, Adien. It
gives me a chance to be like stro Yeah. I
feel like I could turn them. They would be a
laugh track. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Why didn't you rather trade places with a goldfish for
a week or a raccoon during trash Day?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Oh that's easy. I want to be the raccoon. I
know you do you meet out of a.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Trash can.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Tell that part? It was on Top.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Morning Mans mat Here is Liz Luda and there's DJ
two single people on this.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Show, and I am validated. You're definitely not.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Valid one hundred percent, am because a year ago.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Maybe a little more people do something doesn't make it okay, Well,
it makes.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
It more normal.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
So like a year ago I had told you about
there was like I have friends and stuff I used
to go and when they would go on dates with
people they'd never met, if they'd met on like a
dating site or whatever, me and my other friend, we
would go and sit in a different booth and we
would just be in the restaurant that way in case
something happened.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
There was somebody there, somebody to watch, somebody make tree
you stay safe, and like that's something that we've done.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I mean I'm in my thirties now, so like we've
been doing this for over like fifteen years or whatever, right,
and you're like, nobody does that.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
No one does that.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Recently, we have seen videos coming up on TikTok of
different people that are like watching other people's dates, and
then one of them had this person trapesing through the
woods because they're like, why would.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
She choose to go on a walk? She doesn't know
this man by.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
The way, and they're just like trying to trapes behind
and look like they're on a nature walk. But it
made me feel validated because people doing Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
There's lots of weird you know, you put anything on there.
Like I said in the internet thing, you could I
eat raccoon eyes for breakfast over they.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
What disgusting too. I think there are more people out
here than you give credit to you that do this.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Go watch their friends on dates. Yeah, I think so,
that's insanity to me. Now, is this only the first date?

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Yeah, it's usually the first date, first meeting. Like you're
not going to go on their anniversary special, like we
know at that point of established. But if it's their
first time meeting them, you know, did they lie? Are
they the person that they say they're.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Going to be?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
And you show up around the same time as your friend.
I'm still saying it's rare.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
And you just sit somewhere else, You don't make eye contact,
you don't have a conversation, and you can look generic
enough that say it doesn't work out with them, They're
never going to remember that you were in the background
of first date.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
They are a good person after six months.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
If you're like, oh, yeah, I totally brought them with,
they're not gonna who's gonna get mad?

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, as long as you're vibing together will matter. I
just think it's.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Ridiculous, a ridiculous waste of time and energy for everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Well, now I gotta go out, and I gotta go
buy like a nice dinner to watch you have dinner. Right, Yeah,
it depends on where it is.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
We are at Chane restaurant and coffee shops.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
No, no, no, I forgot nice place. No, not nice.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
But the first date, a guy can't tell you that
that's a that's a red flag. He takes her away
unless he's a teenager or something twenty early twenties. You
can't go in a chain restaurant.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
So my husband and I have now had ten years
of marriage after a meeting out of Scheddars, and I
stand by that.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That that was the best place here. But you were
in your twenties, Yeah, I sure was. Yeah, acceptable, It's acceptable,
always acceptable.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Please the way I'm not going to I don't even
get my own dates, let alone when I.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Watch somebody else on a date, you're gonna just go
and have a meal, Like I don't want to hang out.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
You just keeping your people, you know, and then afterwards
you can talk about it because you can be like,
well they did not look like the picture, or you
can be like, what were the vibes?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
What were you feeling? Did you pick up anything like?
It helps every day. Thanks for starting your day with
The Morning, Miss.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
And now here's your latest pop update. Oh right, Liz,
what you go?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
It was powered by Mark Spain real Estate and then
AJ from Backstreet Boys. He posted a mash up on
his Instagram yesterday and it was Taylor Swift's song Elizabeth
Tilor off her new album, and then the Backstreet Boys
classic Everybody and people really liked it. It started getting
shared a lot, a lot of comments, a lot of likes,
and then Taylor Swift herself commented, oh hi AJ, oh

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my god, all in caps, and then people got really
excited that she was so excited. And this is no
shade to the originals of either of these songs, but
I like this.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
And I just think it's very hype. I would like
to hear more of it. I want more of this mashup.
That's the at the club. The club make good mashups
of things.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
I think it would be really great. I'd also like
to see I mean, it would never happen. But I'd
like to see them go on tour together, you know
what I mean, yea happen. She'd probably because they've been
doing that spear thing or whatever they did that in Vegas.
I feel like this could be a really great clap.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
I don't see it happening until maybe she's fifty and
their seventy.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
He used all caps in her excitement, sir, do not
squash my dreams.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
There's a thing going around the old inner web, movies
that you like that got twenty percent or less rotten
Tomato scores, things like and then people of commenting on
the things like White Chicks from OH four.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Kind of a cult classic type thing, a.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Downtown exactly, yes, exactly, jingle all the Way is on
that little class Christmas Yeah, and Sino Man oh another classic.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Sej really loves these. Yes, this is like a list
of my favorite movies.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah. Well, there's so many movies that I feel like
they just get rotten scores on rotten Tomatoes and I
don't know why.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
He's low, Like Joe Dirt's on there and that's kind
of classic Judge dread Night at the Roxbury.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh my gosh. And I was like a Melia, Tom
Green's Freddy Got Fingered. Okay, that one deserves to be
on there.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
The Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers is on there. Yeah,
the man deserves to.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Be on there. That was a Nicholas Cage thing where
they put a basket of bees over his head. I
never saw that. So those are just some of them.
Play along, go look.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Up some rotten, rotten movies and see what you really like,
and then you know, we use pop This is big
and pop culture right now.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
This is for Group seven, Group seven, if you can
make your way to the front.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
So if you're unfamiliar with Group seven, there was this
whole trend it's sweet TikTok over the weekend and now
Instagrammers are very confused if they're only watching reels because
they're like, what are people talking about? And there was
a video and it's a lady who's actually really smart.
She's a musician, and she made seven separate videos and
one of them is like this one's for Group one.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You know if you're in Group one, and then that's
basically all they say. But they're playing her song.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
In the background, and somehow the algorithm doing what it
did showed everyone the Group seven video. It ends up
going viral and people are like, well, I'm in group seven,
what does this mean? And so people jumped on the
train and they're like, it means that we're the most
elite group. It means that we're so smart and sophisticated.
And they almost started using it the same way you
would use zodiac signs describe yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
What is that? An algorithm? That an arhythm? What's I
think called? You are your numbers?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah? Anagram? Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
And so that turned into like a whole thing. One
her song now has huge numbers. But so there's just
these jokes where people.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Are like, oh, you wouldn't get it. You're not in
group seven. So now Instagram, all these people are like,
what the heck does it mean?

Speaker 7 (44:40):
In the morning? It's the morning mixed with Matt Harris
and Liz Luda.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Bum Fuzzle, What did you call me? A? These are
some weird words that can help your vocabulary and sound fun.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Bum Fuzzle is a verb mean to confused, perplex, or fluster,
a variation on like dumbfound.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
I'm gonna be very honest, it does it does frazzle
me when you say it because I don't think that's
where the word's gonna end.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
This year's corn maze was so complex it bum fuzzled
its visitors.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I like it, bumpuzzle No, No, I'm using it all
the time. We are taking that out of your vocabulary. Yeah,
snicker sneak.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
This now means a large knife, but because also refer
to a knife fight, it drives from some Dutch words.
So don't bring a snicker snee to a gunfight like
that does not sound as cool as a knife fight.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
No snicker snee sounds it sounds like a horse sneeze,
sounds like a takeo fight.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Well, and believe it or not, wabbit is a word,
not the Elmer fudd a w rabbit. Yeah, wabbit adjective
comes from Scottish weary or exhausted hunting rabbits, hunting rabbits
all day without a catch left the predator feeling wabbit.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Rabbit.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Okay, I do like this, and I have diard this before.
Collie wobbles okay eighteen twenties stomach pain or anxiety. They
combined a colic and wobble.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I saw in the Harry Potter series The Weasley's Mister
Weasley calls missus Weasley Molly wobbles. That's his term of endearment. Ah,
that's what I think of whenever you said Molly.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Wobblesh you Oh god, I got the Collie wobbles. I'm
so anxious Collie wobbles, Snolly Goster. See, these are fun.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
They just roll right off the tone. Is it British?
It feels British? I don't know, if I do know.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
It's a creative insult to describe a shrewd, unprincipled person,
especially a politicians. It's a variant of snally Gaster, which
Snelly Gaster is a fast moving monster.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, so what was the word again, Snolly Goster?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
You know, honestly, if you use that to insult me,
I would think you were complimenting me.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I'd be like, well, thank you you too, Snolly Goster.
Why don't you get over here and check out my
bum fuzzle?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
No, it doesn't work to just remove that one from
the list. Really dangerous, right, Uh give you one more.
I think about uh Tara Diddle a paradi Yeah, because
I know paradidd.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Taradiddle is pretentious, nonsense or a petty lie. You can't
blame the exhausted mom for telling her toddler the park
was close today. A forgivable taradiddle. There you go, bum fuddle.
Oh that's bum fuzzle. I got it wrong already.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh my gosh, we're gonna end this.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
We are not.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Oh snicker, sneak away, that's no knife, that's my bum fuzzle.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
It's Matt Harris and Liz Luda and producer A TJ.
And I had a winner for the hornets.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Who was at Yeah, we've got a courtney from Charlotte.
Wad to go courtney for Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
They open tonight, go warn it to the the hive
all fixed up and renovated.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
There hasn't been things there for a while, so they're
back at it. We talked about this a video, but
don't think we did it on air about the magician
coming to parties, did we? We did not talk about
There is an article in Cosmo they said that there
is a big up tech in people hiring a magician
for adult birthday parties.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Wow, Google says magician for hire searches are an all
time hyeh. I would never think to google magician for hire.
They never ready to say it, right, Yeah, party magicians
for adults have been trending over the last month. TikTok's
over the trends. He's a blowing up with party magician
a bunch of videos. They say gen Z is at
a rough go during the pandemic, not a normal transition

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to adulthood, so looking for ways to revisit their childhood,
and so a half decent card trick scratches that itch.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
List.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
As a millennial with a Beanie Baby collection. I can't
throw any judgment on the factor trying to recapture your
youth and your childhood, but.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I just want to say, a magician a magician, they
are amazing.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, excuse me, an illusionist, yes, as long as they
don't have the top hat in the cane.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
There's something about that would be off putting to me.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I think magic tricks and puppetry those two things I
don't I don't, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well, but you'd be okay with like at a party
of the because I've been at parties where they have
like a tarot card reader or something like that.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Or I mean, it all depends, like what the vibes are.
I don't want to invite a ghost home with me.
But I feel we making more like bounce houses that
you know are are themed for our aging bodies that
can hold our hefty weights.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Like that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I have seen injuries by adults attempting to at the
end of the day when the kids are done their part,
adults have had some drinks and they climb on in there.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yep, it's gone bad. Some times.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
We need to have them over filled with air and
able to hold us because we've.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Gotten a little heftier. I'd like to see that. That's
more what I would want to lean into. Magician or.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Listen, if you invite me over to a party at
your house over the summer and you're like, there's going
to be a sprinkler or a slip and slide, more
game for that than a magician.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Oh no, I'm a magician.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I say, I think I'm good. Okay, that might be
a little reckless with these.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Hips, you're right, or sprinkler the magician. Let's just assume
that they're not forcing it.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
On you like I would rather if it was like
a paper mache party and we all got to like
make that.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'll take it down magician every day.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Nor Yeah, they make eye contacts sometimes no.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
But but you don't have to partake necessarily, right, So
you can have them in a separate area.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
If it's like a comedian magician, maybe they all try.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah, but if they're all like serious, i'm gonna end
up getting like the Magician's Guild against me.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I'm going to cut you in half. But I have
said I need to lose a little bit of weight,
so