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September 30, 2025 49 mins

Letting your mind wander while driving, Liz has reached A.I. fame, and sometimes the dream job is actually terrible. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the morning mixed with Matt Harrison, Liz.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Luda, good morning every Funday sixty five right now, only
seventy one for your eye today, yeah, and some rain
this morning, but then moving out and seventy seven tomorrow,
but only in the seventies most of the week, you know,
the seventies.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning, Luda, morning and good morning Taj Good morning.
You all miss me? Oh yeah, big time liars, liars
at all liars.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
No, I'm seeing you like a week almost.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh yeah, because you were out at Jerry dude. Yeah,
Jerry do your Wednesday and.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Then day Thursday, around Friday and then Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
There you go, I mean back.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You're still feeling a little uh little coffee, but you
feel good.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah, but my voice is getting better. I sound, you know,
less mysterious now.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right, Yes I can. I could hear it though. But
you feel better?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh yeah, I feel I feel great. That is that
is good.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
They ask people if you want people going to work sick,
heased be a badge of honor.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Not everybody has the days right right, and six percent
of people feel concerned about their own health. When a
coworker comes to work visibly sick. Absolutely, only slightly concerned.
I'm not worried about it because there's people out there
in the wild with colds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So I don't really sweat it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Forty two percent admit that their relationship with a coworker
would be negatively affected if that person showed up sick.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I think it depends on the varying level of sick. Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Also, I feel like, I like, I like responsibly tested
to make sure last week I didn't have anything that
was like seemingly contagious, and I don't have so many
PTO days. But if you've showed up because you've been
here for a million years.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, the amount of PTO you have built up, I'd
be like, Matt, get.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Out of here, Get out of here, yeah, immediately. So
you know, I get it why people would show up.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
So basically what I'm saying is I'm the opposite in
all settings. I will show up sick, but you better
not show.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Up s I will, though I will of personally will
not super well.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Probably has Lilda.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
We are on.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The thirtieth of the September.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
It's last day. It's September.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
There you go, and it's powered by Mark Spain real Estate.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I don't know why I felt like that was really
important to just jump in there today. But tomorrow's October,
and I just feel like that's celebrating in itself. It's
October's Eve, but today's Mattie Ziegler's birthday. She's twenty three.
She's been in a lot of Sia's music videos. She
danced in Chandelier Elastic cart. She's been famous since she
was a kid. I think her and Jojo were probably

(02:36):
the most famous kids to come out of dance Moms.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, jo I know. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
And then Tea Pain is forty one, and I love
Tea Pain because.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
One, that is an era when I peaked, when his
music was huge. Two he was on the Masked Singer.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
I want to see the first season that it was
here in the States, and it was huge and we
all found out, hold up, Tea Pain can actually sing.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
But we gotta we gotta take it back.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Is how old is he? Auto Tune Kingdom. He's forty one.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, he's forty one.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
And I've like actually watched like little documentary things about
him and he was like struggling to make it in
the music industry and He's like, I gotta do something
to stand out, and so that's what he did, is
he leaned into the auto tune. He can actually sing,
and that song we just heard, there's like a running
joke that he didn't earn any money off of it
because since he references so many other famous songs, he

(03:38):
had to.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Pay royalties to every song. Wow mentioned in that song.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
She's like one of my biggest hits, but never really
saw any money off of it. And then celebrating today
is Lacey Shavert, who is forty three, and I know
she fell in love with a snowman last year in
a Netflix Christmas special.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
She has rocked to the Hallmark Channel for a year and.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
She was on Party of five, but she is forever
remembered as Gretchen Wieners.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That is so fetch Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
I did hear her dad invented the toaster shirt ale
though so very important.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think Kieran Culkin is forty three.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I don't know if we call him Acaulay Culkin then
his younger brother anymore, because he's had so much successful succession.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
So now I think they're pretty No, I'm star gonna
call h mcaully.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Culchin definitely why not?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
And then you know what, We'll just jump ahead. Jenna
Elfman is fifty four. She was Ondharma and Greg. I
think she was on Fear of the Walking Dead.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I don't know. I don't do the zombies. You know that,
so that that's something right.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Fran Dresher is sixty eight, and I found out when
I became an adult that, like growing up frand Desher,
it was like an icon of fashion icon like I
could not think of anyone that was cooler, more put together.
And apparently women and men perceive are fran Dresher very differently.
All the men seem to ever focus on is her voice,
and all the women are like, but did you see

(05:04):
what she was wearing?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You mean on the show or is that the show
on the nanny?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Well, in real life she also was impeccably dressed, but
her voice was a little less annoying.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
In real life it's it's pretty on point. But yeah, oh,
I'm always up at five thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
How did you get my home number?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Now, I don't just say they're are thirty doctor Mella
is in the Tri State area.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That are little poed at me.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
But she her wardrobe phenomenal, phenomenal. I hope she's ever noticed.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
See that's the thing that's well, lots of leopard print
is what I but like, remember she.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Like broke different designers like oh oh just great, great close.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
And then Barry Williams is seventy one. He was Greg
on the Brady Bunch. I've never met him, but that's
a very common person that a lot of people in
radio have met, right, And.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'll just say, haven't heard that many delightful stories. And
then finally, today is National Pet Tricks Day, so you
can fetch roll over things.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, make get it happen, Make petch happened, your
your dogs jo any tricks.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
They used to when they were younger. Now they just
look at me.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Now the big one is still like fully trained. She
knows like sit, stay, speak and all that. But they
used to do high five, which was my favorite. And
now they're like, I'm too old to left my leggies
no thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
And it runs in the family.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, morning mixed, cann tell you what the Taylor Swift
thing in just a second. But first three cops and
horseback were riding around Lubbock, Texas, when they saw a
guy walking on the street instead of a sidewalk. Looked
a little suspicious, so they went on up and talked
to him. They thought he might have drugs on him,
so they asked to search his pockets.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
He said no. Then one of the cops.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Made a dumb joke that got taken a little too seriously.
He joked that the horse he was on was a
drug sniffing horse.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
The guy immediately took off running.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Dude, Yes, so there is a chesscam footage of the
whole thing. Officer William Trotter, which I think is at
your that's really funny.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
That's like your last name shows your job for you.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yes, he is the one who made the joke.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
As partner told a reporter, they thought the guy fleeing
was also a joke, and then he didn't stop. He
took off at an alley, but they were on horsebacks,
so they immediately caught up to him. The guy's forty two.
He's got charges of baiting, arrest, tampering a physical evidence,
but it's not clear that the evidence was drugs or not.
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
I've never looked at a horse and thought I could
outrun that. Never. Never, Like even if I like.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Took the the you know, the cops joke at face
value and say I did whatever, I would be like,
I think the best chance I have is to just
stand still.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Right, just stare right. My best chance is to hire
a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
But I think that I could do some turns to
not beat the horse, like go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
A horse can't go. Oh okay, now you're thinking like
in the car, I don't.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Like, I don't know. They can like jump things, can't they?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, yeah, yeah, they can jump things. But I mean
if I went up a what do you call it
a fire escape or something up to the roof like
in movies, Yeah, all the way up there and then jump
from roof to roof to roof.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh that would be great. That's what you think about
while driving.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yes, it is most of my experiences with my little ponies,
so I feel like something with wings would just lift
them up.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, but there was no wings on these horses, nor
was there the ability to sniff drugs, although they got
big noses. So maybe Morning mixed Matt Harris and these
super quirky weirdo Liz Luda who looks at social media
forty hours a day so you don't have to.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
And I found out that some women take two hours
to get ready for work in the morning.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
And I did not know this.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
All right, I wonder how many? I mean, it's got
to be a small person.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Well I saw, right.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
So there's this lady, her name is at Exo Taylor
on TikTok, and she said it takes her between an
hour and forty five minutes to two hours to get
ready every morning, and that doesn't include hair washing and
drying days. Oh gee, she doesn't have kids, so it's
not like she's running around trying to get other people ready.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
It's just her from beginning to end.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
And I thought, that's got to be just that woman, right, Yeah,
So then I got on Google and asked Google AI,
which I know can be slightly skewed. I know, I know,
I know the average woman it says takes anywhere between
twenty and fifty five minutes. And the fact that fifty
five minutes was even listed, I went, WHOA, what's happening here?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
And I went to the comments section of.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
The week fifty five Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Of this lady's video, and there were so many women
in there that were.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Like, oh yeah, easy, peasy, I take two.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Hours every morning, or I hate feeling rushed, or okay,
take your time to look your best, to feel your best, but.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Do act insanity all the things you have seen it?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh yeah, really yes, yeah? Multiple do you.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
If you include the shower, hair dragger, getting closer than
are they just kind of walking around like laying out
the clothes.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
So I don't like this.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I like that I'm drinking a cup of coffee. Are
they doing all that in their exercise?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
In you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I don't think it necessarily included that this lady tried.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
To not like a full exercise, but like maybe stretching
or you know that kind of stuff like just hair
making and out the doors.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Like the thing is is like, if you're the type
of person that does make up, you've probably been doing
it long enough that you should be pretty quick with it.
Like I do a full beat every single morning, yeah,
lashes and all, and from beginning to end, I mean
maybe eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Know what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I have last ridiculous I do a skincare routine.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I've got, I've got your your sunscreen. I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I do, like literally a full beat of makeup every
single morning.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I've seen.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
It in my past when they're getting ready to go
out somewhere. Well, yeah, this is the whole thing about
trying outfit outfit, outfit outund all.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
That then I was a little bit in there.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
But still, maybe this person's taking a cup of coffee
walking around. Maybe I can't imagine they're spoken in front
of the mirror for two hours, because if you think.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Of it that way, that's like, what is that? That'd
be fourteen hours a week. That's like eight percent.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Of your day.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, anybody else do you two hours to get ready?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I'm not judging you. I want to know what you're doing.
Maybe I should be stepping things up.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I just thought this was as good as a.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
God, but like, well, imagine what you look like for
two hours.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
I know, I know it might actually be worse. So
she'd be asleep by seven o'clock. That's true because you
have to wake up so early.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
To get I'm already going to bed at seven.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
I'd have to go to bed by four pm in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
It's the Morning mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Luda.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
We had a winner for the Taylor's Swift movie tickets.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, shout out to Doug.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
He's gonna have his wife and kids go out there
and join us for our premiere on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
We'll have another Winter after nine and then some this afternoon.
They ask people what they're thinking about in their car.
Of course they're thinking.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
About us, and how hilariously.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's right, that's right. So you know they're listening to
of course the but uh, fifty five percent of a
zoomers feel like they're not even listening to anything. Who
just I mean, they're listening things, but their brain isn't
the brain is out to lunch. They just maybe they're
thinking about the work day, says sometimes even take a

(12:16):
nap of their car hoop.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Hopefully they're in the passenger seat for that.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
So they're just like not thinking.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Forty millennials are thinking about the future or making plans,
which I.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Hope means the future is like what's for dinner? What
am I going to do this weekend?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Because if we're talking like financial planning, I don't think
I've ever had those thoughts while driving the.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Car or like deep future, deep future talks like where
will I be in five years kind of talk.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh my gosh, the answer is hopefully still alive.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't like to think that far ahead for three years.
So they're not doing that deep thinking. I'm not doing
that deep thinking either. I'm just spiraling into shame and
guilt about something that I did.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Best case scenario streaming something on the couch. That's where
I'd like to see five.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Years, being able to afford streaming and a couch.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, Ford streaming in a couch and I'll be good
to go and a roof to go over the couch.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Now.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Gen xers are the most likely to just be fully
involved in the music. Crank it up, and their brains
are into it. They're listening and they're knowing what's going on.
Gen Z would prefer to drive alone and it's without
a passenger, yap.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
And so lonely.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah no, yeah, oh I know, No, I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Yeah. I love a solo drive.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah, yes, do I Yeah, it's actually a long drive, like, oh,
I love it.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Sometimes it's fatter and easier.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah it when someone else tries Okay, yes, I'll take
that far.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
No, I want to drive. I don't like to drive right.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'll fall right asleep if I'm in the I had
a plane this weekend out before they even wheels up,
and a sleep till wheels down.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Same thing with a car, I think the most moving things.
Maybe somebody's just pushed me on.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
A wheelbarrow at night, didn't. I just lulls.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It just lulls me into sleeps for starting your day
with The Morning, Miss, It's.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The Morning mixed with Matt Harris and Liz and now
here's your latest.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Pop up date lord By Mark's been real estate.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have split, so they've been
married for nineteen years. They do have two daughters who
are ages fourteen and seventeen. No one's officially filed for
divorce yet, but according to sources, they're just basically saying
the relationship ran its course and Nicole didn't want to split,
but it just it reached a natural end to things,

(14:38):
and it seems to be pretty amicable and that Nichole's
holding the family together through the difficult time.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Keith's been out on tour though for a while now.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Well, I mean she seems to work a lot because
she seems like every time or turned around and she's
in something.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, I don't know how long those things take the film,
but yeah, does seem like she's been doing a lot
of projects.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, she for like a year, was in every single
things that popped up. But I think it just was
timing too where it was like by the time things
got edited and sent.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Out and you know, uh Luke Comb's baby number three
on the way, he knows he's about to be in
a world of pain. Luke recently compared fatherhood to getting
punched in the face.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Here's what he said.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I feel like everybody told me all this stuff, but
it's like you can't really understand it until you live it.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
It's like getting punched in the face.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
He echoed Mike Tyson's famous line, everyone's got something to
say until you get punched in the face, and it
does change things around a little bit.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
It is something.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like, yeah, like that, it is not I saw one
guy talking about how they pitch it.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Being a dad is fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, and
it's a.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Lot of things like rewarding and and there's pleasure there,
but there's so much responsibility though. Yeah, fun is like
the opposite of responsibility.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes, worth it.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
This is how I'm gonna raise my kid, and my
kid's gonna do this, and my kid's gonna do that.
And then they come into the world and they're like,
I got.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Some for you. I'm not any of your players.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he said, if being a dad
was so much fun, there'd never be a dead beee dead,
there'd be just true.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
But yeah, so I get it, Luke holmbs. It doesn't
mean it's not worth it, and it's great, but it
is a little bit of kick to the growing on occasion.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Okay, that's not the body part the tea. How about
that to the.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Teeth, to the teeth, to the teeth.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Here we go. That seems a little classy.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yes, yes, And then I got to take us down
nostalgia A and TJ. I need you to go ahead
and hit that beautiful music.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
I can go.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Take I was obsessed with reading Rainbow as a child,
and it's back now. I am sad the bar Burdon
is not making his triumphant return, but we do have
Michael the Librarian, who rose to TikTok theme by letting
us know that.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
The library is a resource for everyone. Somewhere you can go.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
You don't have to spend money, you can expand your
horizons and you can learn.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
And they've announced that it is coming back. And I
can't even begin to tell you how excited I am
for this.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think, yeah, I think they probably.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Will, but I'm still gonna make my kids sit through it.
Even even when we played that you're.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Gonna make reading, you make them.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Oh, he already likes reading. We're gonna be just fine.
But even TJ teared up a little bit.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
I saw, Yeah, when we haven't seen that video of
the Reading Rainbow intro in thirty something years, you know,
so it's been like, oh wow, Like I immediately remembered
the song, but the video, I was like, wow, this
really takes me back to being yelled at bud miss
Oaks in kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
They rolled that television into the classroom. You knew you
were watching Reading Rainbow or you were gonna watch The
Magic School Bus. And I think growing up, I loved reading,
I loved television. And it's because I grew up in
a small town like all these places, I never thought
I would see anything or go anywhere. My parents were
regular people like our vacations were to visit family members,
and so I remember watching them read a book and

(18:00):
they would go in these coal mines, and then there
was an episode and they showed you the inside of
the coal mines, and like, when I got older and
finally started being able to go to these different places,
I would cry because as a kid watching that show,
I thought, that's as good as it's going to get.
I'll never see this, I'll never see this in real life.
And then I started slowly as an adult, checking things
off and reading Rainbow was part of my core development.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Look Out Bluie Liz Luda is baffled by the AI.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I'm perplexed.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
So literally, the only thing I use AI for is
to make silly photos.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
So like sometimes like one day you said you had.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
To get horse boots, and I Drew asked to make
a horse wearing boots.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Because I really wanted boots for my kid to ride
a horse.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
And so that's like basically all I use it for.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
But over the weekend there was this big trend where
people were putting.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Themselves into images.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
That included like Halloween, scary movie classic characters like Chucky.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Or it's the clown for me.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah, all those different people. And so I went to
do that, and I used a picture that I had
posted online before, like on my social media, because I
don't ever take selfies of just my face that I
don't post, like there's a picture that includes me in it,
I usually gets.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Posted, right.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
And I thought maybe AI had evolved, because it set
me this thing in their little Gemini thing that basically
said it was an ethical issue as a rite of
publicity that they could not create an AI generated content
with my image.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
And then it said.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Depicting a specific identifiable person like Liz.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Consent is not appropriate.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
So I thought maybe this was happening to everybody if
you had posted a picture before on like Facebook or Instagram.
But I just had you do it, Yeah, and it
did it for you.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You didn't get the warning Purple room. Yeah, now the picture.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
You used is that one you've posted publicly before. Find
one you've posted publicly before, and try to do.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
It that way. Doing this but yes, I blew my mind.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
And so then yesterday I was like trapped in the
car for twenty minutes, and by that I mean sitting
in the parking lot without it running, and I was
trying because lighting was good. I was like, I'll just
take a picture of my face and see if it's
something I haven't uploaded before. Okay, it'll let me use
that image. But that's when I realized I can't take
pictures of myself.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh what what?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Because I don't know what to do with my face.
And I've known this as an issue, but like I
make video selfie style because I talk and I whatever,
but when it's just my face, I either look very
angry or I can't stop opening my mouth.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Oh oh picture yes, And so I was like, I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
But so I thought maybe AI had just made improvements.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah that they well maybe they, I think because maybe
because you have so many such a people love your
costumes and stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You've got a gazillion followers and stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
It might be like digital footprint maybe.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
But like that's the very first time I've ever had
a I come back and say and use my name
and say they couldn't use my likeness.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
But I'm with you on taking a selfie.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I can't get the right down, too high, too low,
and the.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Giant forehead, and that's because I'm trying to get rid
of the double chin.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Okay, you're gonna get one or the other pick.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
In the angle, and I feel dumb the whole time.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
I'm taking a selfie too, Yeah, yes, take selfies with
other people.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Took my head off, just see my waist down. So
I didn't like what it's all apparently, Yeah, but we've
got two coming up.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, this is weird.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
It must recognize you from like AI recognized you from
your Facebook or something.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
It has to that's weird, or just wonders like what
is this?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yeah, look at this DJ coming through. It is the
Morning Mixed Matt Harris, Liz Luda. Take two and everything
will be all right. Give you five options, and you've
got to take two.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
And since we pretty much invented this, right, we can
play by our own rules.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
So I put together a list of five things.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
You can only choose two of the five things on
the list, but I'm gonna play it a little bit
more dangerous. Whatever you don't select, you can never have
in your life again.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh okay, alright.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Steaks are higher.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Sunshiny days, So if you don't choose sunshiny days, it's
every single day for the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Number two Television oh jeez.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Number three a comfortable bed from here on out, every
bed will be uncomfortable if you don't pick it.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I might have to do it though.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Over the other two, Oh, this is where it comes
for you.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Number four perfectly prepared food, including on crustables.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh, I don't know. If you give that one up forever.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
That means every food you would eat from here on
out would not taste good. It would just be like, man, okay,
but just man, okay, it's not terrible man. And number
five sports live or otherwise okay, no sports ever again, well,
you won't even drive by some kids playing kickball on
the playground.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
It's gone.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
But sports. The problem is the TV. If I don't
take TV, it'd be like you're saying, I can watch
sports on TV. If I could only watch sports on TV,
I might go with the sports and the sun because
I still can watch sports.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Right, I mean, or otherwise you could.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah, So the the TV part I wouldn't necessarily needless.
I wanted to watch anything except sports, so that would
be problematic. But the sun thing can drive you all
kinds of crazy depressions.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Right, absolutely, absolutely, But.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
TV means sports, okay, But you can't watch sports.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Uh, I think I gotta go with the I'm gonna
go with the sun and sports.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, I'm gonna go with sun in sports.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
I know you're gonna choose sports.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's why I left you.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
I didn't think you could live without it, right, said,
the last two weekends, You've gone to see the Eagles
playing person the last weekends.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, yes, yeah, they hadn't gone in twenty years before that.
I have lost time. So yeah, that's what I'm doing, TJ.
I'm definitely picking the sunny days. I think I have.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I think everybody has to do that, otherwise you just
lose your supplemental right, it's just so exactly. Oh man. Uh.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
And then I think I'm gonna go with the bed
only because an uncomfortable bed is that.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah, mine's already bad enough.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Like I'm gonna I don't know, I'm gonna fall asleep
with medications.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Okay, I can sleep anywhere restaurant booths before.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
It's gonna be fine. I'm not worried about.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
You're taking sun and food.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
You know, I was torn between food and television.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Actually, oh yeah, I think I think I would pick television.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, just an over the sun.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
No, the food.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
I lived in the Pacific Northwest for a little bit
and I had to buy all those lamps that when
you buy like morning Morning, Yeah, these actually really bad
for you.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
And I was like, I mean, we're gonna have to
risk it. I don't know. Why would chose Sunshiny Days
in television? Yeah, yeah, the only one I would because which.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
You know, because reading Rainbow's got a reboot.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I would thought you'd go with.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Your Reality Lives new season season twenty. It would be hard.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Sunday TV would be difficult out out of all those things,
sports and TV's only toss up I have.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
But at least I get some sports, right O. Man,
What if it was always stuck on a sport you
didn't care. What if it was just like table tip
that I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
But if you had to watch disc off, if I
watch you play at TJ, then I would watch it
all day long.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
And your little short georts. Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I imagine that in the morning.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz Ludah.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I went to floor for the Philidive Eagles game and
see a friend to a couple of friends and I
the we watched the Ohio State game on Saturday. For
some strange reason. I don't know what happened. My buddy
just got super tired or super drunk or something. But
there's no way you could have because we were only

(26:19):
there a few hours. It was like halftime. It was daylight.
He's like, I gotta go back, man, I just can't
hang and I'm like, I don't want to go back.
I'm on vacation or whatever. It's at that time, like
five o'clock. Right, we had just got on like twelve thirty,
and we had understand.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Right, understand your friend. He's like, I'm done with this.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, I said so, but it's cool. Just give me
your address. I got the address, wrote it down on
my phone. I held it up to this is the address, right,
he's like yes. I'm like, okay, make sure you have
your phone with you in case something whatever goes sideways.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
So I met this one bar, and then I remember
the night before we had gone to a bar where
there was good food, so like, I know how to
I remember the name of it uber over there, and
I know it's close to his place. Yeah, so I
texted him to get food if he wanted food. No answer,
but I'm like, I'll get so I have like a
pizza and a big sandwich. So I have a pizza

(27:11):
and a sandwich. I get the uber, I put the guys.
That guy drops me off, but there's nothing really near there.
I'm like, wait, is this right? He's like, we have
but maybe you're in that development up there. Like, okay,
I guess I'll walk. So I start walking and I
know this isn't it? And then I type in the
you know, the Google map walk to or else. Yeah,
So I start walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, and I

(27:33):
can turn around this run and it doesn't I mean,
I know that this it's daylight still at this point,
I'll balk down this. There's a couple of new builds,
so I'm like, well, maybe it's like built, but it's
further down. Walk walk walk. Now I am just right
by there's no road. I am standing on the side
of a swamp. Oh like just looking at this swamp.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
And that's the thing is Florida is kind of miserable
because it's sandy.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
There's not a lot of sidewalks. You're just like where
I am? I?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah, yes, And so I'm like, okay, this is where
it says where it is. Well, you won't be able
to read these, but here's what the text that I
was sending him as I Oh my god, because I
was I can't get an uber. They're like you, we
don't even know where you are. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, no, there's absolutely no way I can read that.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
But I will just go ahead and say it is
very colorful language. And it's just repeated over and over.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Are you awake? Are you awake? And then it very
quickly progressed to just rage text.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Oh it was rage text because I bet so. I'm
looking like, uh, you know, some sort of unhoused person.
I guess walking around that food Florida.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Everywhere is a swamp and there's alligators in there. You
need to be careful.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I said, you awake and then bleep, then help me,
then bleep and help bleep you you mother bleeper.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I bleep and hate you. Leap you bleep.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
Nervous because I see what the message goes, and let's
just send it there.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
But it gets pretty pretty cold.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
So I finally get to a place where they Uber
can recognize me, I guess or whatever. But now it's dark, right,
this has gone from light to dark. At one point,
I just sat down and ate a piece of pizza.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Absolutely, they probably don't have to share it with like
an armadile.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I know.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
So the guy picks me up and I show him
the address.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
He's like, dude, that address does not exist except for
where he like down in this like where you just came.
Gave me the wrong address, He said, do you remember
anything else about it? You know anybody else?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I don't know who else. I don't know anybody else.
He said, Okay, how about find my AirPod so you're watching. Yeah,
I get i'd find outports, but I don't think they
were charged.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Didn't show us why you need to share locations with
all your friends traveling together. Also, I love you, Matt,
but why why didn't you just put a hotel in
and be like you know what?

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Then? Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
At that point, at that point, I'm like, I didn't
really want to because I knew I was close.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
I thought I could figure it out.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I didn't really plus your stuffs at his house, yeah,
all my stuff's right. Yeah, all I've got is a
pizza and you're a sandwich, and my phone with no charger,
and so I asked the guy, Yeah, no charge. Oh
that was another thing. I'm glad you reminded me I
was under ten percent.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Oh no, you take you know what you do. This
is the pro tip.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
If you think your friend's gonna wake up eventually, you
take your pizza, you take your sandwich, You go to
the hotel, and you just sit in the lobby and
act like you're already a guest there.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
There's no guarantee whos gonna wake up?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
And he didn't.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I so I texted him when eventually got this is
the hotel, them in my battery will probably did dead,
so you just have to come here and extract me.
Um and uh he woke up a let's see one
fifty am. I'm a bleep bleep Uh, come at you now.

(30:52):
And then at three point thirty, I said, my phone's dying,
but let me sleep a couple hours and so.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
H yeah, and I ended up.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Being like bar Way uber driver was like, let's just
take this off record. You just pay me in cash
or whatever, and we'll drive around a little bit and
try to find it, see if anything looks familiar. And
then he was telling me about his ax wife and
how he caught her cheating by using fine my airbuds
and it was a long story. Oh wow, I got there,
but I was well, I was.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Going to address though.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Was it just like a number off or like, was
it completely a wrong address?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was like a couple numbers off. Even when he
picked me up, I said, I showed him the address,
He says, I think that's my address. I said, you
do know your address? Come on, he says, I don't
know my address. How do you not know your address?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
You got ubers said, I know the name of the
place or whatever. Kindergarteners know their address.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
So when we got to his apartment after he picked
me up and I'm he says, all right, let me
have it.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
You can bitch.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Just you got about thirty minutes of yelling at me. Yeah,
and uh.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I got back and he's like, let's where's the address?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
On you offer to pay for your hotel? No?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, no.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh. He was feeling bad enough because the next day
we go to the Eagles box game, and partly on me,
but I figured he knew the area he's been at games.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
We couldn't find his car.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Oh. We walked around for an hour and ninety thousand degrees.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
He was sun beating down, miserable.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
He had a great weekend, but it was fun. It
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Morning Mixed Matt Harris, Liz lued up, and the reditors
weighed in on types of careers that get romanticized, like, oh, man,
that'd be an awesome job, but the people who actually
have them waigh in and say, it's not like.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
What you think. It's not as great as you'll think
it is. Like an attorney, Oh, I've never thought that.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Seems like it's a lot of paperwork on him. Yeah,
I like it sounds like fun. If you're doing the
actual trial, I think would be fun like that part.
But like one did him in and say, you know,
reading documents sixteen hours a day and getting yelled up
your boss.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Yeah, yeahhing, and it feels like too much pressure, you
know what I mean. I don't think I would be
down with that. That one's never appealed.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I always it always appeals to me, like a good
cross examination, or like getting a guy that's been charged
with innocent and getting him off, or.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
You can't handle the truth, Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
But the rest of it, yeah, and learning and knowing
things people say farmer, but I don't look at that
as romanticized because it seems like a lot of work
for me.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, social media, I think has glamorized the idea of
farm life, Like I could just have.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Like some chickens and have a.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Ranch and just animal and so my husband, he grew
up on a farm, so I feel like I've seen
behind the curtain.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
It is every single day.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
You know, on Christmas morning, you got to get up
and take care of those animals.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Like you don't get a break. Farm people love that.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Though that may be some farm people's dream job they
grew up.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
In it that when they grow up, they're like, get
me as far away, absolutely there.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Like all these could be dream jobs for some people,
but that probably is more romanticized than the reality. I agree, right,
Like they have flight attendant and pilot on here.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Both have the same kind.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Of the situation, like, oh, it's glamorous. They're flying all
over the world, which is super cool, right.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
They don't have regular sleep schedules, especially they're flying around
the world. Because I've got a bunch of friends that
are flight attendants. And the other thing is have I
never fit in so well? Talking about Vericos veins and
compression socks as I have with my flight attend friends
because they're always like, oh yeah, you gotta wear the
compression socks otherwise your legs are just shot.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, like you we're dealing with rude passengers.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
That's kind of thing. And it's not like the people
who are doing just don't love it. But it's not
the romantic side you see it, Like restaurant owner is
on the list because everybody thinks to be.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Cool town a bar, restaurant, and it is a lot
of work.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
The one I thought of is like the people that
are sports analysts that travel with the team. I know
somebody that did that, and when they were young, they
loved it because like they got to follow the team everywhere.
But then when they got older, they were like, I'm
just on the road constantly for so much of the year.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Depends on the sport.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I think, yeah, right, because football, you're not as much.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
That's true, that's true, Baseball, hockey, basketball, and got space.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Speaking an athlete, people really glamorize that you're like watching
everything you eat and making sure your body's and physical.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Like that sounds miserable.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Too, uh. They put on here a vet or Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Oh yeah, that's messy. Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You see a lot of trauma and you see people
not paying and all that sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
You got to do, go through all that.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Uh they have on here.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Video game industry.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Uh, this person says, unless you pull off an indie hit,
it's just grueling slog of crunch, you know, testing things
Barbie Horse Adventures for a week, try to reduce a bug.
Architect is on here. Yeah, I would have thought that's
really super cool. Uh, but a lot of hours obsessing
over co like to you the codes for me?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, then you want to make sure it doesn't collapse.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Like there's a lot that goes see I hope they're doing.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Double, triple, quadruple.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Check those angles and make sure that everything's braced as
it should be.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I don't think any of these are dream jobs. I
think celebrity is another one on the list too.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
You're like, oh, it'd be so cool to be famous,
But then you're like, they can't go grocery shopping.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
They can't. I don't want it to dinner, right. You
think about like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
They had to like hide her in those big giant
trunks to get her in and out of her apartment
and things just that she wouldn't get, you know, bobbed
by fans.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
The realities.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
All jobs have ups and downs in them, right right, Yeah,
but they're probably not as great as somebody thinks from
the outside.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
I mean this job's great though. This one's just as
good as you would think of it. Is.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I get to just hang out with you two.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah, there's upsides of downside yeah, us, but I don't know. Yeah,
this is is definitely there's a hundred.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Job that's one I'm at. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
And not all radio jobs are dream jobs.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
With this that is true.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
True.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Good morning makes Matt Harris, Liz Luda your shot at
the Taylor Swift movie tickets just after nine.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
You're in a pickle.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Well, I kind of started a pickle, So I'm weird
and I will do anything.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
That it takes to get to free shipping. And I
had an.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Awkward interact the other day because I had posted a
picture of a Christmas ornament that I saw that was
like blastic pickles, and I posted it online and my
niece sent me a message and she was like, oh
my gosh, where did you get that? And I said,
don't worry I got you because I knew I had
seen it at Walmart, and I was like, she lives
in Florida. So I was like, I'll just go ahead
and I'll get it delivered to her from there, right.

(37:20):
So I go online and I add it to my
cart and it was six dollars and the delivery fee
was like nine dollars, and I said, ooh, ooh, we
got to get to free shipping right. Then I was like, well,
my nephew, I got to get a shamed something, right,
So I added a ramen noodle like Christmas ornament to
the cart. And then I was like, ooh, I'm still
not at free shipping. So my brother in law, I

(37:41):
got him a sushi one. I'm doing everything I can
to get to free shipping, right.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
And you have to get to like thirty five dollars,
And so I ended up come.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
Right, yes, And so I end up getting to like
forty one dollars, but nine of that is shipping, and
on principle, I'm going to get ready to get to
I know what I'll do.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
I'll buy her one of those like big like jars.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Of pickles that have eighty pickles in them that you
see like ballparks and movie theaters. I'm talking about the
big jars, like the Costco size. They have those at
Onemar too, and so I was like, I'm gonna add that.
But then I was like, oh, but I can't send
her pickles to eat with her pickle ornament without sending
Ramen noodles.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, right, whatever, So I get it. I get my
free shipping, and I'm like, ha ha, look at me.
I think nothing else of it. And then my niece
sends me a.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Message and she's like, hey, Liz, what did you mean
to send us? And I didn't realize because I ordered
it from Walmart, it was gonna come at different times.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Nothing was being delivered together.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
So like she's at her house and all of a
sudden they get like a knock knock, and like a
package from Walmart and it's a giant barrel of pickles.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
And she was like, oh no, did Liz thinks she
sent me an ornament? And she just sent me pickles?

Speaker 5 (38:55):
And then a box of Ramen noodles showed up and
she was like, oh no, what hap oh li is?

Speaker 4 (39:01):
This is going crazy? She's lost food. It's so like
they're such nice people.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
That they were gonna like go behind my back and buy.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
An ornament so that they could take a picture of it,
to think they thought I made a mistake. No, no, no,
the orderments are coming tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yes, they're like, oh, thank goodness, we thought you really
messed up or something.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
We thought you got really confused.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
You thought we wanted five hundred pickles and a little
pack of rent ram it right? Why that was your
math was not math in there, but at all.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
They're so sweet that.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
They're like, oh, gosh, Liz is messing things up again again.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Gosh, just thanks for starting your day with The Morning Miss.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harris and.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Here's your latest pop up day.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Do you buy Mark Spain real Estate.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Nicole Kevin and Keith Urban are splitting up and and
it's been nineteen years of marriage. There's no official divorce
filing yet that we know of, but they do have
two kids. Their daughters are ages fourteen and seventeen, and
according to sources, they're just saying, basically, sometimes.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Relationships just run their course.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Nicole did not want the separation, allegedly, but you know,
Keith's been on tour for a while now, and they
said he moved out of his Nashville home with them
and bought his own house in the same city.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
So it looks like they might have been living separately
for a while.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
All right, Let's see, Liz loves astrology stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
She's all over him, so you might not. You probably
don't agree.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Anytime you read one of these things about this sign
does this, she's like like, no, these are from People magazine.
These are the Halloween movies you should watch according to
your sign. Okay, aries Friday the thirteenth. The high energy
and intensity resembles that of a fire sign Taurus.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Okay, that one fits.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I would have given that calm under pressure, that sort
of thing.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Uh, Gemini, hocus pocus.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Gemini wrote this.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I'm gonna go ahead and just go ahead and tell
you if you google the author's name and try to
find their birthday, they're going to be a Gemini.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
They shows that for themselves.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
They said they're full of mischief, woody lines, and chaos.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Uh. They gave themselves a positive spin.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Cancer, the worst movie ever, So they got them out
of cancer. It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
That actual track that tracks really well. I'm actually agreeing
with this list.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Of heartwarming and nostalgic uh Leo Halloween Town that Disney
Channel classic.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, they're playful, uh colorful.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I guess Virgo Ghostbusters, that's t J problem solvers, practical, smart.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Well, look at you, TJ. Respect. What would you have
given him?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I think the shining, I think Shining feels very Virgo is.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Because he's a he wants to pick a hatchet.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
J Yeah, here's DJA, Libra, rocky horror picture show, over
the top and scandalous. Okay, yeah, Scorpio that met Halloween
it you know takes place duringed Halloween.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I also agree with this. Actually, this list has been
very good so far.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
I have a lot of tenacity, I guess because I'm Scorpio, I've.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Got a lot of something.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, murderous, rage, Sagittarius, beetle, juice, eccentric, chaotic spirit, Capricorn,
Adam's Family, dead pan, humor, gothic aesthetic all right, yeah,
Nightmare Aquarius, Nightmare Before Christmas, innovative and quirky.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Now see that one.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
I would actually flip flop them with the Gemini. I
would give them hocus Pocus and then give Nightmare Before
Christmas to.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
The Gemini and you are Pisces and Casper.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Oh that's percent me.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, love for fantasy. The only thing more delusional than
falling in love with a ghost is living within a
house with one.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
And I believe that I have a ghost.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Right now, there you go. So you're okay with a
list and one final note. There's a movie. Speaking of movies,
Simpsons Movie Too.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
They announced it yesterday. We're finally getting a sequel. It
will be twenty years after the last movie was released.
It'll come to theaters in summer of twenty twenty seven.
This is according to Facebook comments of some random people.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
But they're saying maybe this will.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Be the end for the Simpsons because it will be
the fortieth year since they premiered in nineteen eighty seven
on the Tracy Allman Show.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Mm there you go up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
It's the Morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz ludox nine.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
All right, well, the Taylor Swift movie passes in a second.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Don't let me forget everybody, Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
A man claimed to be Colonel Sanders great great great
nephew says KFC blocked him from complaining about them sexualizing
Colonel Sanders. So he leaked their secret chicken recipe. Here
he is talking. It's on TikTok at real Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Kentucky Ferry Chicken has blocked me on social media. For
those who are new, I'm Colonel Sanders, great great great nephew.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I'm the last Sanders and his Fanne.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
Over the last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for
marketing purposes. They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
My response to Kentucky Fried.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Chicken blocking me is, do you want to know how
to make their chicken truly? Generally their chicken? This recipe
I put together through facts. So let Kentucky Fried Chicken
deny this. If they do, I'll say, prove it. I
have faction receipts back up my recipe. Show us what
yours is.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Mmm, so did he drop it yet? The rest of yes, Yes,
yes he did. And it also seems a little edgy.
I don't know if we should play that. There's a
lot of spices herves.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
It's a very spicy eleven herbs and spices includes measurements,
and it's based on both publicly available info and stuff
that hasn't been released, but he says it's been passed
down through the family. Okay, according to him, the eleven
spices and KFC chicken are I.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Won't tell you the measurements, you have to go look
it up, but.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Sage, garlic, powder, cardamom, cardamom, yeah, cayenne, cinnamon, clothes, nutmeg, corn,
the ginger, white pepper, black bepper.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
So I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
I've had a lot of cho chicken in my life,
and I don't remember that robust amount of flavor, right,
I don't remember tasting notes of cardiom like that.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know if I would, though I don't know a car,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Oh, you wouldn't know. It is so good and like sage.
Imagine like the way I know you.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Hate stuffing or dressing at Thanksgiving. It's kind of that
flavor when you put sage in it, Like.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
We don't know how much is in there, right, so
barely a whisper. And I guess, you know, maybe Kmec's behind.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
It to get them.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
You never know, but just look like his content has
been going on for a while, so uh, they've been
evolved like a lot of work for a little bit
of payoff.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Honestly though, I'd be flattered if anybody referred to any
of my like ancestors as sexy, because I don't think anything.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
La.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
So I'd be like, yeah, that's right, remember us as sexy. Right,
We're gone.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
And they weren't really him, right because all these other
the we found out old how many six years ago?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Years ago?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I don't remember the ad, but something called Chicken Dales.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, in their dress, like uh, well not dress because
they take their but they got the Colonel Standers mustache
and hair and everything.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
They did do the marketing campaign where there was the
log that you could put on the fire and when
you lit it smelled like chicken.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Oh nice.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I want you to go if you want to find
him at real Colonel Sanders, even though he's not the
real he's the Craig Greig Greig Greig Greig greg Gregor
or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Morning Mixed Matt Harris, Liz Luden, producer t J. H.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Can do we congratulate our winner yet? I don't think
we did.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Of the tickets to the Taylor Swift Shoe, the movie
that is coming out, and uh, we'll have more pairs
every day this week between seven and seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I'm sorry the seven o'clock hours, but.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Matt was typing on his computer before this and he's
having a hard time. Now I am for the seven
and after the nine o'clock hour, we'll have.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Some chance to win tickets to our exclusive Taylor's Swift
premiere party of a show Girl. And then also this
afternoon with Madison James just a little.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
After three and five. And then our winner this morning
was Doug and Sandy.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
All right, long weekend killed some brain cells, right, tell? Yeah,
why are you not sleeping with your husband anymore?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
There's a centipede that's destroyed my marriage. What it's one
hundred percent destroyed it?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, a centipede.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
No.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
So I was having a conversation with my son on
Sunday and he was talking about how was school.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
They have centipedes and I was like, thank goodness, we
don't have those, right, And I thought, what a blessing.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
And then I was lying in bed Sunday night, and
out of my closet emerged a centipede and it just
started crawling across the wall and I freaked out, and
so my husband came. He handled the situation. The senatepede
is no longer do it right. I'm terrified now because
our closet is the part that has the drop down

(48:02):
thing that goes to our attic Silverfish, So there could
be something up there, right, and I don't want to investigate.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
And so what I did is I took a blanket
and I pushed it up.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Really like hardcore, in between the tiny crack between the
like carpet and the door barricade. Yeah, And so I
slept peacefully Sunday because I thought, ha ha ha, none
of y'all are going to be able to get in right.
Then I found out apparently that does nothing. And so
last night I tried to go to bed, and I
couldn't go to sleep because I was so afraid I've

(48:32):
never sent a pede coming.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
From my closet again. That I slept on the couch.
You're never You're never going to go to your bedroom again.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
No, I'm going to wait till we get our first frost.
And my husband's actually loving this because I'm not going
to turn the heat on.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I'm gonna let him freeze out.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I'm going to let as cold as possible to get
the bed himself. He's got the air conditioning turned up.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Absolutely, I'm hoping that.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I can't believe You're scared out of the whole room, right,
And and then you've got this.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I've never seen one for my house that it'll kill
it after the first frost.

Speaker 6 (49:03):
And I'm not to guarantee you that, right, I'm a
little convinced, Jimmy set this up, right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
To support me in my delusions. You would have supported
me in the delusion.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
The blanket would have sufficed and I would have sucked
in my bed glass. Don't tell me that the freezing
situation won't work, because now I'm just stuck in the
living room forever.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
That is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I mean I didn't even know you.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I mean I knew you were afraid of butterflies. I
didn't know any kind of creepy crawley.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
What if they touched me while I'm sleeping. What if
they do That's like the worst case scenario.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
You don't even feel it.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
No, I would feel it. I would know you don't
just sleep naked. You told me so well, But I
would wake up and it would be like, no, if
your pant leg or something. But I know this is
not happening. I sleeping in the
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