The Morning Mix Podcast: The Cousin Walk

As we prepare for the the Thanksgiving holiday, one thing we know for sure...The Morning Mix crew belongs at the kids' table. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Morning b Harris and Liza.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Chuck Tatah.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
It is November twenty fifth, and it's powered by Mark
Spain Real Estate.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
And Joey Chestnuts forty two.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh, he's a hero.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We need the other Thanksgiving, I bet oh man.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
I would be scared to have him to my Thanksgiving
dinner because I think you'd have to line up what
at least seven turkeys?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, I feel like he'd just be lifting the whole
carcass like on one hand and just eating it.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Like a Oh I don't want to be at the
table for that.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
I don't either.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
But his major skills is he's eating seventy five hot
dogs and ten minutes. He's eating nine point eight pounds
of ribs in twelve minutes pork ribs. Excuse me, let
me specify four and a half pounds of steak in
eight minutes. And uh yeah, real champion there.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think of Thanksgiving it's like his off day. Yeah right,
so yeah, a normal person.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
But does that like hunger like kick in where you're like,
I don't know if I've got room for pie. No,
I've got room for seventeen pus?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Does he for it like he does for a competition.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I wonder, I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna dig into this
and let you know.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yes please, I just hope that he he has to
really kick in for the grocery bill, oh so much so.
Also celebrating Today, Jenna and Barbara Bush. They are twins,
but Jenna is on the Today Show and here she's
talking about her southern accent.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Said don't say y'all, and I thought, well, I'm from Texas, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I don't want to police the way I speak.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
That's true. You gotta say y'all just comes out right.
And then Christina Applegate is fifty four.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know, obviously she played Kelly Bundy and married with children.
She was Veronica Corningstone and anchorman, and she's very publicly
battling Master right now.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
She's a breast cancer survivor.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
And here she is just being like thankful and talking
with a crowd, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh my god, you're totally shaming me by standing up.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Body, not by itzembic. Okay, let's go.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And I also got to move on to Amy Grant
is sixty five, so I want to just take it back.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I got to take it back to the nineties.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Let's do this.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Stop there you go.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
You can't interrupt Amy like that, Matt.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
You let her sing gravy, gravy.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I mean it is Thanksgiving week.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
She is in person like stunningly beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay I believe that.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
And then finally, there's two national holidays. One is National
Play with Dad Day, so okay, Dad, step it up.
And then the other one that just cracks me up
is we're exactly one month from Christmas today and it's
Shopping Reminder Day, as if he did a reminder.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
You know what, No, I don't need.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
To shop, need a reminder. I always forget to last minute.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm making hand written cards for everyone this year.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh wow, good job.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Giving them a wallet sized picture of me. It's the
gift of me. I don't need to shop.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Wow wow, thanks for that. Yeah, you know, I'll save
you some money.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
You don't want to carry a picture here? That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
You weren't on the list. How about that?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's perfect.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
In the morning, it's morning mixed with Matt Harrison, Liz Ludain.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You say there's a fight over in your Turkey.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Leg Everybody always fights over who gets to eat the
leg at turkey.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's like the Renaissance festival.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
You want to hold that giant of meat. Well yeah,
but usually there's like one giant turkey and then a
ginormous family. I grew up with tons of cousins and
aunts and uncles, and like that was. We got to
the point where we had to start cutting the meat
off of the turkey leg and put it on a
separate plate because people were fighting.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
I figure that's what we normally do too. It's just
like separate the dark meat from the light meeting.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
But there's never a fight over the no.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Never. I mean most people in my family never want
the dark meat. The dark met's always left over.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh that's all me.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
That's where I'm There's something about being able to hold
it in your hand and just wave it across the
table and everyone it's like, that's right, I'm the head
of this table with my giant turkey leg. I know.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Thanksgiving is more of a scoop holiday for me. Yeah,
I need to like fork it, and I.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Also want the turkey uh swished around.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And the potatoes and the yeah everything mix.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
You're not using your turkey leg, right, like you can
use it to dunk, just wash it through the table.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
But there was that time that the three of us
got together, Yeah, yeah, we did, and then Liz started
a fight over the turkey legs.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Here's a little song about that incident.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
Well, the table was set with cranberrying corn, Mama's part
cooling by the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Or that's as lock on that drop stick.

Speaker 9 (04:56):
Shiny and Brown saw it first, and TJ put his
hand down the.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Hold on y'all.

Speaker 10 (05:03):
Papa said, with the grin thanksgiving for our piece. I
know how y'all been. But the turkey leg was calling
a prizzo divine, and before we knew it, the fire was.

Speaker 9 (05:17):
In full sweat turkey legs. Myself lying let boone max sleeve.
TJ grabbed the thigh. Mother, Yo's time. We were too
for gone.

Speaker 10 (05:28):
That dumpstick became the top of the dawn. That man
ripped over the dogless selling the gravy. TJ had a death,
blood shoe came away.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
Grandma Blaptore hand said, Lord, what a show Tamas knock about.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
But we were all in the throat the mashed potatos fool,
the green bean castle ball too. We left, so we
cried over ride to the bruise with that turkey leg
and slip right into it, and we all sat down
covered inst turkey legs.

Speaker 11 (05:54):
So dus guy hi lits boone NX see TJ grabbed
the thigh, Mama yo stick we would too forgne.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
That drump stick became the top of the dawn.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
We didn't now.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Every year we'd tell the tale how.

Speaker 12 (06:08):
Three fools fots he's a pill because the leg Now
no need to brawl because the best part of the
story after all, Turcu late us.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
Sleep teacher grab the only yes, sir, But we would
too for gone.

Speaker 13 (06:26):
That drumstick became the top of the turkey lights us santasize.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Sleep teacher grab the time, not a yes time.

Speaker 13 (06:35):
They would too for don and that drumstick became the
top of the down.

Speaker 10 (06:40):
So he's to fight the less so fun to the
turkey defemd me and the stories we've fun.

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Next year we'll share.

Speaker 10 (06:46):
But don't you be surprised if the drumstick still starts
a little fun in our.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I mean, listen, sometimes you gotta throw down in that grade, boy.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Know what you mean?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
In the gravy?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I noticed true, Yeah, morning mixed Matt Harris Liz Luda.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Campbell Soup Company basic an employment discrimination and retaliation lawsuit
after a former security analyst alleged he was fired for
reporting in appropriate conduct by a senior executive. That was
filed this past week on behalf of the plane of
Robert Garza. The dependents are Campbell Soup Company and his supervisor.

(07:25):
The claims are all about this secretly recorded tirade which
a senior vice president elligally mocked the company's products, its customers, employees,
challenge the credibility of Campbell's public values. This thing goes
on for like an hour and fifteen minutes, but here's
just fifteen twenty seconds of it.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
We have poor people, compsers.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I don't buy it's fairly anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
So illthy.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Even the soup, I look.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
At it, bio engineered me.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't want you a piece of chicken that came
from a pre D priner.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
You man.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
He says, you know, we're making this for poor people
who buys this stuff, and then talked about the three
D printer stuff. Whether that's true or not, I don't know,
but yeah, that that that's not a good day when
you do that.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, So he got fired.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And then he's saying it was a retaliation for him,
just you know, saying the way it is or whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I don't I don't know the details on that thing,
but the thing is going crazy viral.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, it has been making the rounds on TikTok and
people making reaction videos with it. It is.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, the Hey, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm still eating my Campbell Sticken soup. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh yeah for sure.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
I mean the chicken was always a little different. Yeah
for sure, And I'm okay with it. It feels good,
daste good.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
They are such perfect squares, you know, little cubes of chicken.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's like, uh, they're perfect.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I like a good campbells I am not going changing
my mind on Campbell soup based on that.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
But how did that guy go on for an hour
and fifteen minutes? Is that crazy?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That is an hour and fifteen minutes?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
And how did they stand by him and be like, ooh,
yeah that's who we want representing us.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, we're not anymore.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Thanks for starting your day with the Morning Miss It's
The Morning mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Luda.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Now here's your latest pop up date tanspowered by Mark
Spain Real Estate and Sabrina Carpenter brought an absolute pig
out on stage and it was Miss Piggy.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
And I think that So on Sunday she was performing
a concert. She does this thing where she arrests somebody
in the crowd for being too hot, and usually it's
like a celebrity that's planted out there. And while she
was in La you know where all the celebrities live,
She's like, I'm gonna get the biggest celebrity that there
is out there, and she got Miss Piggy and she

(09:55):
brought her up on stage and they also brought out
fellow m up at Bobo the Bear.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
And I just I'm down for this because aren't they
pushing something like isn't there a Muppet thing coming out?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Or we heard a rumor that they're making a movie
or something.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Wasn't that right?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
A movie coming out?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Sure, there's always a rumor.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
I feel like.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Because I'm not a Muppet person, you know, I'm anti
I'm Uppet.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, I'm a Miss Piggy.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Is that icond?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I'm a mess?

Speaker 9 (10:19):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
But now you either seen Wicked for good or you're
about to how about the land of Oz turned into
a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Two Wizard of Oz horror movies are on the way.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
The first one is called Yale Yellow Brick Road, hits
theaters February eleventh, because Oz and the the the show,
the book or whatever are past their time.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
What do you call that? What's the word I'm looking for?
That's what It doesn't even say it on here, but
I know I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's it's it's it's it's public domain where the words are. Yeah, yeah, so, yes, exactly.
But it's one's called gay Yellopic Road. That's in the
eleventh of February. Dorothy's a reclusive old lady and her
granddaughter discovers a secret of Oz, which has become quote
a terrifying playground from elevolent forces beyond her imagination.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
The trailers up on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
The second one is a slasher flick Dorothy The Haunting
of Oz a group of college basketball players on Halloween
Knight who are attacked by terrifying versions of Dorothy.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, all right, yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
They do it with Winnie the Pooh, Yeah yeah like that, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because the copyright's done. Public domain. That's the word.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
We've been looking for there you go, You've out.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
There, you got there eventually. Yeah. And then speaking of
just horror movies that don't need to be made, Scarlett
Johansson's gonna star in the next Exorcist because of course
she is. Scarlett Johansson is in every single movie you
were talking about Wicked. I'm surprised she didn't find her
way into that movie. No hate for Scarlett Johansson. I

(11:56):
just feel like whenever you're like, oh, who's in that movie,
Scarlett Johannes, that's right. You're saying that it's supposed to
be a fresh, new take on the Exorcist, which.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and the movie was great. But the
thing about I don't I have no problem with remakes
because certain demographics won't watch the old My parents, my
kids wouldn't watch the old one.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
No way, I watch it, right, So why not bring
it back?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Why not bring Scarlett Johansson in? And they're referring to
it as the Exorcist universe, so I feel like it
also goes along with the superhero universes, like when did
everything become a universe?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, once it became profitable, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Once you're in that Universe, like Scarlett or Anderny those
other actors. You're in a bunch of movies.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Just you get that six movies off that contract.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Easy, Easy in the Morning.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison Liz Ludamin.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Forty seven percent of people pulled so they'd rather sit
at the kid's table, they said they do. They do
it to avoid the adults and all the junk that
goes on. They're millennials, eager. Sixty two percent want to
sit with the juice box people.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
That seems high, but I guess there is some dramatic
but also sometimes it's boring.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, depending on the situation.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You might have, like that one person in your family
that just really wants to drone on about how great
their life is and you're like, okay.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh sure, but it depends on what age the kids
are too.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, younger better no no no, no no oh, put
me over there with a toddlers no, definitely, not that
coloring sheets.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
No, they gotta be able to feed themselves there.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, you're gonna take care of them at.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
That point, that's all okay, Like a three and a
four year old, they're still about.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
To corral them and talk to them and stuff.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
I'd rather be five and six year old is where
it started. That's the minimum, A.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Minimum, Yeah, I'm going more like a ten to twelve.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, of course, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Hell see, I do good with the little littles.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
They got to be old enough for you to be
able to pick on them. Yeah you know, you know, yeah,
like play games.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
With the kids.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I want them to be young enough though that I
can swoop their leftovers when they're done with their plate.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
You know what I'm saying, Like bigger.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Than them, you can just take them just to be leftovers.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah, but I have to stand for that. I would
have to be young enough that I can hand them
my plate and say, hey, go go go gook me
some more, some more gravy. O.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
They're my own kids. I don't want to sit with them.
I mean when they were little, right yeah, yeah, now
it's fine. But if you've got a chance to get
a break, and when you have little kids and sit
with adults, you want to sit with the adults. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that makes it.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
I don't know when my kid was in that age group.
I think I lost the ability to function and talk
to adults or I just never had it and it
became more noticeable. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, I like that age range though, you know, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I still think you're cool.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
But you know everything they're like, oh she's the best
at ten and twelve they're very skeptical.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
The fun or the fun uncle or yeah. And also
you get to the teenager and you don't even have
to talk.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
You sit there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
The top reasons you can imagine why people don't like
being at the top table. Uh you Number one is politics, yep, yep.
The number two is money when people are like, so
much money you're making. I've not I've not been for that.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, me neither.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, you would just lie.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
My family is like we have a button in my pocket.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, I've never had that happen because I haven't either
appearance or wait, yeah, you know, like oh worst up
and never really had that one. Religion have had that
pop up?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Xes yeah. Uh mental health, you know, all right.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
That's important, but we don't need to go while we're
sitting there having Thanksgiving, right, yeah, and that all.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Your stuff, Uh career woes, so was that layoff going?

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
And Thanksgiving is not a therapy session.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
So personal struggles, relationship status, and uh talking about whoever's
not there.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's not bad sometimes.

Speaker 9 (16:13):
No.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I hated the transition though, when you were like a
teen and you started sitting with the.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Older people or whatever.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
And the one that always was in my family was
when are you gonna get a boyfriend? Liz, you're gonna
get a boyfriend? And the answer was shared, yeah, Sharon,
whatever one of them wants me. Okay, I'm not out
here trying.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I probably get that at my age. No, they know
it's useless.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
They were all shocked when I got married.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Shocked.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
That was never ever a discussion.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
That's such a big thing.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I mean, my dad would tease, but not a Thing'd
be like, hey, you like you know, just like he
does it to my daughter, right, you gott a boyfriend,
but it's just a quick but it's never a serious.
But your's was a serious.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Oh my gosh every time. So when are you gonna
get a boyfriend? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't even I don't do.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
That to my kids.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
I was, and they were still asking me that, and
I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I think it'll happen one day.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
My brother for a while but are you ever gonna
bring the same one twice.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
That it works?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Morning Minutes Matt Harris Liz Lunas super quirky looks at
social media eighteen hours a day and finds this.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I learned something about Australians that I'm fascinated by. I
would like to take a moment to say that I
love the Internet because you are just exposed to people
that you normally wouldn't be able to see or get
thoughts and things.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Just it's just a great place.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
And every year at the holiday season we listen to
things like.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Dreaming awful Christmas. It sounds just like the original, sure,
and so I never really thought anything of it, because
Christmas music is Christmas music is Christmas music. In Australia
they listen to the same the holiday music as us.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't understand why you're shocked by this.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
It's ninety one degrees there right now.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
What do you think's happening? In Hawaii and California and
places like that, they get a.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Little a little, a little chillier, you know, this time
of year.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, I guess I just didn't think about the fact though,
because it's.

Speaker 14 (18:19):
Still snow here. But it's still our winter versus Australia summer. Yeah,
in summer, and it just never really dawned on me.
You could be going to a cookout and then you're
listening to like, I don't know how the frightful the
weather is outside, and it is.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
But for reasons.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah, Frosty the Snowman. That's amazing like that, That's what
I never would have thought of that. And Australian made
a video that was like, I don't think any of
us have really got this.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
We probably should have our own holiday music.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Hawaii California not cold, not warm enough.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
But that's still colder.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hawaii has like.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, but they still okay, it's.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Still their winter.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
I know, it's not like peaky summer season for them.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
So you wanted to rewrite all the Christmas songs.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Just for Australia, Okay, Yeah, they're just not allowed to
have our cold weather songs dinging.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Of a sunny Christmas, right, just like the ones last
year when it was in the nineties. Doesn't that make
more sense? Uh?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yes, sure, it would feel weird.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's singing those songs wearing I mean I do wear shorts.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Actually, That's what I'm saying is probably not going to
be a white Christmas.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
No, it's definitely not going to be.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
The weather outside is not frightful.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Imagine going to like your kids holiday concert though, and
they're wearing like tank tops with Christmas trees on them,
like in La Or. It's not the same because that
is still their cold season. Because you know what, if
you go to California and it's like December, they will
put on long sleeves because it's still colder.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
To them. They're like seventy four degrees yeah, seventy five
are yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
You are not understanding this. I don't know anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I understand it. I'm just not shocked by it.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I wouldn't think they'd write a whole only Australian Christmas
music just for them.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Why wouldn't they?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Why wouldn't they. It's snow it's snowing in places in
all the songs.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
And I feel like it would be very hard to
get into the Christmas spirit though they're.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Having like a heat wave, you know what I mean
where they just.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Like It's because I grew up in the Northeast, it
was hard for us to imagine the South doing those
songs to us that was.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
But it's still trouble. You go on vacation, it's not cold,
like it's not it was in the thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
But let's say you take a vacation to Florida in
the winter, like a Christmas time, it's usually not. It's
not like we imagine like the weather out, the snow,
all this sort of thing. You think the South growing
up there, like how are they They're never gonna or
even when you first move here, probably the northern there's
always like never snows.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I hate that it never snows, right, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
I'm pretty sure that's one of our biggest perks is snow.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I love it. I know I've been here like twenty
six years. But you do hear a lot of people
around Christmas. I wish we just at least have a
white Christmas, right They say that all the time, Like
I've only had maybe two maybe, Yeah, you know, I
feel like the.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Only people saying that are are no that has said
a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Where the kids get excited and they put the ice
cubes and the toilet and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I think they get excited about missing school, but you're
already out of school.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Usually the week at Christmas?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Why do you want snow?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
That's when I want it is when I actually have
time off of work.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, well I want to white Christmas. People do want
a white Christmas, that is for sure. You're afraid of
the cold, We got to remember that.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
I don't like the cold.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
I don't like snow. Like, it's okay if it happens,
We're just magically like sprinkles from the sky for a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
But like Morning MANX My Harris, Liz Luda producer TJ,
this guy is going uh Internet crazy. Twenty three year
old said that he was with his girlfriend at his
girlfriend's mother's house and she kept saying, you know, take
these leftovers, take these leftovers, Like I don't really want leftovers,
but thanks anyway, he said. They just kept forcing it

(22:27):
and it got a little uncomfortable, and so he's like,
what is the deal here?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Am I not allowed to turn down leftovers? So I
have to take them?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
What's the deal? And most people are saying, you know, just.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
You know, if they really really insist, just take them,
then you know, give them to somebody or something.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Do you say no, thank you once and then they
insist and you say, oh, but I'm not going to
have I'm not going to be able to eat all this,
and they say no, no, no, take it.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Anyways. Once that there has been two times of them
being like no, no, no, please take this.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
You have to shake them, you have to take them
no questions out because at that point you're gonna hurt
their feelings and you're trying to impress them. Now. I'm
not saying take all the leftovers, because that's a whole
nother trouble.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Sanction to get there. I assume that when they say
take the left d over, I'm assuming that the person
who is insisting on is like, I'm gonna get you
some I'm gonna make up a thing. Yeah right, I'm
gonna make up a thing.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
And then you know, you take it. And there are
times you're like whatever, but.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
It becomes the thing of like are you gonna throw
this away? Or am I gonna throw this away? If
you don't want it, presumably you're not gonna eat it,
you know.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
What I'm saying yeah or yes, I guess right, or
they're just all.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
I mean, I'm with you, Liz, but like at the
same time, like if you don't if you're refusing them,
you're probably they're probably gonna go in the trash.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Cause, like I can also see though, like.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Say it's that you're like that's a lot of turkey
or something. You could always be like, oh the leftovers,
thank you so much?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Could I I don't want any turkey, though, I don't
know if it's gonna keep in the.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Car, like you know what I mean, Like you could
do something just take it.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, I think you just especially like you said the
second time you got it, you know what it to you.
Your food's love it, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
On the flip side, though, you can't just go in
assuming that those leftovers are yours, because there's nothing worse
than like somebody that goes in there and they're like,
oh yeah, I'm just gonna get a little to take home,
and then you're like, what happened all the mashed potatoes?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Potatoes?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
And this in this case where he's turning it down,
it's it seems like a new relationship.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
If I know that, I have no problem, like no, I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Not gonna do it right.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'll run out the door even like nope, nope,
not doing it right. I don't want to whatever.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
First impression or early impression with a girlfriend that's different,
you take it.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I just want to let you know, Matt, if you're
ever running out of the door refusing leftovers, just give
them to me.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I mean, this could be a reason I'm stuck. Just
don't even think about it. I don't want to drive
around and I'll probably forget it in the car.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Right, Yeah, Oh, that is true.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
You do leave leftovers. I don't know what it would be,
but sometimes it's just so stuff that can't even think
it beating the leftover.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
But I think, yeah, it's probably the polite thing to
do it, especially in a newer type relationship.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
But I haven't seen this until maybe I don't know,
a few years ago, where there's stacks of at.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
The front of wal Mart or whatever grocery store to
go bins, like the kind you see the front that's
relatively new.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Definitely, but you see it now, right, But do you remember?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
I mean it's kind of the last five years or
maybe like a Sam's Club or something like that. But
not it's normal, right, not at the grocery store, not
at a sam or you know, wal Mart or.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Something like that.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I haven't seen those yet, but I know, get on it,
but uh so.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
And I've heard of people who go through the line
and then they make a plate for themselves and they
bring their own tupperware container.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wow, make a plate for themselves and take it to
the car.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I saw my purst I've been carrying this week, right, Yeah,
it's a tough aware.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Shine on it.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
You can wear is a purse or a wristlet?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is there a controversy on leftovers in your world? And
do you know the people who make a plate for themselves.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Before everybody else is eaten and put it in the
bar till they're done.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Everybody's gonna eat first.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah, and then you go back and get the second one.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
But then even if you don't get your do you
you can't go get your leftovers kind of on your
own right without saying all right, wait for the hose.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I think you can put it in a bin.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Yeah, if everybody's already gone up once, then I think
that's the biggest thing.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You just don't want.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
You just don't want to leave.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
If I'm not, I'm the hope I gotta ask. I
don't even think I ask. I'd wait for to be offered.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I don't know what the leftover manners seven O four, five, seven,
seven nine.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Lie about an imaginary person. You're taking the plate too.
I'm gonna take this home for my husband. No, he'll
never see it here. Who is sick?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
She's at home?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Who's that?

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Sue?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Right, she's a big girl.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
We need a lie?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, morning mixed Matt Harris, Liz Luda.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Leftovers can be controversial seven O four or five, seven
oh one or seven nine?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Who's this? This is Rhonda? Ronda? What's your leftover story?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
No, you don't have to take the leftover and if
you don't want to, whether it's something new person or not.

Speaker 14 (27:27):
But I know when we used to have a.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
Family gathering, we had family members that would try to
make your back to six flakes.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Put them in their car.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
So we had to stop that and say, wait a minute,
wait till everybody eats before.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
You make you a plate.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Don't you feel silly saying that? To grown adults? It's like,
all right, everybody, we're gonna have a new rule this year.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
So they would make up a whole plate, They would
make multiple plates and take it to their car and
people haven't even gotten their first Yes.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I've had some sisters and nieces to do that.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, as a terrible cook, I respect their game.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
But she laid down the law.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I bet when you laid down the law there was
a little bit of controversy.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Get you have to Yep, we've done it at church
is too.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Hey, y'all gotta wait till everybody eating, get you a
place morning Micks, Matt Harris, Liz Luda and if you
want to talk about the people who take the leftover
as you go on your cousin walk, which TJ knew
about and I hadn't heard about it.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
We're not cool enough, man.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I guess sometimes they's called walk with the cousins. It's
a Thanksgiving tradition which only the cool older cousins get
to go on a walk to get away from the
rest of the family.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Or maybe it a smoky smoke.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's It started on Urban Dictionary in twenty nineteen, but
there's are like five likes or something, so it.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Really took off on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
In twenty twenty three, somebody posted a skit where it
was like, I think it was Daffy Duck and Bugs'
body going on a cousin wal with one but yeah,
it is.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It is the uh.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
And now there's all kinds of memes and things I'm
seeing all over the place about the Cousin Walk.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
But maybe you're right, maybe you weren't cool enough.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
I wasn't cooling off. And now I also would like
to say the fact that there's memes, you're gonna have
to find a new name for it, because now everybody
knows what's going down.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, let's see, I'm looking at they knew, they already
knew what was happening.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I thought they were trying to get Cardio in.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I was like, and it's not always about you know,
hitting the the the four to twenty type thing. It's
sometimes just about yeah, but about people, right, yeah, it's
just a getaway and uh and getting away and do it.
But the Cousin Walk, I want to I gotta start
it somehow.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I gotta do it. And now that it has that arternate.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Meaning I didn't you know, I don't want it to
mean that with Mike, but I have seen, now that
I think about it, I have seen some people wander away.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Right, Yeah, I've seen it too.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
I've just never been invited, but.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
A lot of times it was straight up cigarette smoking.
Like I right know that it was like that, but now,
well you don't.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
You don't necessarily get invited. You just see the things
happening and then you follow their family, right, yeah, just follow.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
You know what I'm saying, Like it's none of the
activities or anything I want to partake in. But like
I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
You know, sure you are.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
You're doing You're the one doing the Turkey impersonation, and
so maybe you're not getting the cousin walk invite.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
I'm the one they're going to talk about. Let's be real.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
And in the morning, it's the Morning mixed with Matt
Harris and Liz Ludam.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
What got you in trouble?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Apparently I was playing my music too loudly, you tease,
So not me, all right, So yesterday I was like
all in my emotions and I'm like, I just don't
feel as holly jolly as I normally do. I'm so behind.
Christmas is like a month away. I don't have my
outdoor day question Thanksgiving. Yeah, but Thanksgiving is late this

(30:58):
year and I can't just use that as like a
And I was like, I gotta get.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Earlier, earlier than last year.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Don't come at me with your calendars and your logic. Okay,
So yesterday I got home from work and I pulled
out the Christmas lights and I was out front and
I was putting them up, and I on my phone.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
I have an old iPhone.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I wasn't using like a speaker or anything, blue toothy.
I had my volume at maybe a third of the
way up, and I had on some Christmas music and
I'm just like decorating and wrapping the lights and trying
to get it done or whatever to try to like
make myself feel a little holly jolly, right, fair, I

(31:40):
get it, I have I just I just want people
to like me in my neighborhood. Why won't they want
to be my friends. There is a neighbor that lives
there that has always had weird encounters with me, Like
one day she saw me talking to a tree and
I was trying to give it a motivational speech because
you know, like it's whatever. And so she comes out
of her house and she goes, do you hear that

(32:02):
loud music? And I was like, loud music, No, And
she was like, yeah, don't you hear it? And I
was like, oh my, my music from your phone?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Sure it was yours.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, because I'm the only person outside. If there had
been loud music outside, I would have heard it standing outside.
And it was like right by my front door, and
I just had it sitting on like like a patio
chair or whatever, and I was like, oh, my music.
And then she was like, oh, it's it's fine. And
I was like, oh, I'm sorry, and I turned it

(32:34):
off and she's like, no, it's fine, and then she
just like went back. And then I.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Get the Bluetooth speakers.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Yeah, well I don't.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
I don't. I'm not that fancy. But I was like,
it's the middle of the day, it's sunshiny, and I wasn't.
It wasn't even loud.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
It's not even like I had a booth box.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
How didn't you even hear it? If anything like?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
That's she like ancient older.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
She was looking for a reason to be mad, that's
what that's.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe she just wanted to see what
you were all about, because you talked to a tree.
She's trying to figure out. She wanted to get a
reason to get up close to this creature.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
She didn't even come across the street, though she did
like she should from Yeah, like her trying to talk
to me. It was louder than I believe. Yeah, you
know what, I just made me really self conscious because
this is the same one that when I was like
sat out from for or treating two years ago and
her kids came out and I was like, oh, you
guys want yeah, yeah, and she goes, maybe we'll come

(33:34):
back by, and then they walked into the next house.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
So like, I don't know what I did.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
You should have gaslighted what music? You know what I
would I don't hear any music.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
No, I would do this go caroling every day for
the knocking her door and start singing.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yes, I need to find some more people.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
I think.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Funnier.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
I want people to like me. Okay, it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Is the morning. Morning makes Matt Harris Liz Luda.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Question if you can invite a celebrity you're Thanksgiving, who
are you inviting?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
And like, I've seen this question.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
And people are like answering things like Morgan Freeman, Jennifer
Lawrence all those are like cool answers or whatever. But
I don't think people are planning ahead. You gotta pick
a Martha Stewart or somebody from the Food Network.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, not Martha.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
They're gonna they are your guests, so they're not cooking.
All they're gonna do is be judging.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Listen as somebody who comes from a family that judges
my cooking.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Eventually, they're gonna just get up and start doing it.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Martha Stewart is gonna start carving and whittling at my
butter and the next thing, you know, when I come out,
there will be a beautiful butter scape.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
You gotta remember she's also eighty. She's probably gonna be
a sleep fight one.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Oh true.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
She brings snoop uh that is a cousin.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
That's a cousin.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
No, no more start.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I feel like she would be like, oh, I could
do this better, and then she just would No.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I don't think she would. I don't think I think
she would sit there and.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Be like this and then leave.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I think she would go outside and find leaves that
I've been too lazy to rake and make a rustic
centerpiece for the table.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
She's off man, she's off duty, right, I see, So
I'm not going with.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Okay, fine, she'd be so appalled by me that she
would call her whole network for people that help her
garden and.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Every week special right here. So it's not like you
want to have visit you. I don't want a conversation
to you want to cook dinner.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah, so that should change.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, by the time they get there, they're not gonna
be able to cook because you don't invite them there
long before dinner.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I'll just tell them it starts at eight and come
watch the parade like I would.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Go with like a Peyton Manning great one, because we're
gonna be watching football day. He seems very funny, right,
it could lane and when you ever watched me break down,
some stuff would be interesting and funny.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
And then I also thought Sama Hayak because I thought
if she ever just got a taste of my comedy,
she was.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
My wishbone by I.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Don't know, less believable than Martha Gettish right. Yeah, I
feel like Selma was less likely to make a move
than Martha would be to add some extra.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Butter to the dishes.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Maybe Martha could score. But then uh, and then my
man crushed.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
He forgot his name.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Miles.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Yeah, he's playing Glenn Palell. I was getting confused with Miles,
but Miles is cool. Too, But what a terrible crush.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
You know what I remember, I get all.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Flustered when I think of him. I just get off flustered.
I think of myself the vapors, and I can't think
of his name DJ bring it.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
My first thought was like guy Fieri, because like, he's
not necessarily gonna cook, but I think he'd have good conversation.
He's seems like to hang out, like you want to
throw some hot sauce on exactly, Yeah, like a cook.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
But he'll be like, what do you think if you
did this?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, he'd know how to elevate it.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Maybe I love Food.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Network and I understand that that's their primary star. But
something about the way he eats is too messy, and
his mouth always seems too wet.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I just need somebody to make me look good.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
So he did.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
He'd do that too, because he's filthy rich.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
He's still gonna look good, like you're.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Gonna be like when you want somebody, maybe you can entertain,
you know, like play a piano and sing or something
about that.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Oh, I think I don't want to them.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
I don't want to performance. That's all just every once
in a while they do it. No, I don't rather
have a good converence, a good hang.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
They can do both.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I don't want the awkward eye contact and then I
have to cheer for them afterwards.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
He just sitting in the corner. Whatever do under thing? Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got a Bluetooth speaker for that because I'm fancy.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Maybe because he would bring a Lego set.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Oh yeah, Oh I don't want a Lego set. No,
I don't want a Lego set. I thought you for
sure you would say Dolly Parton. Oh, that's a very surprise,
say Dolly Parton.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
You know, I know that Martha is older, all right,
but I feel like I'd be too respectful of Dolly
to be like, I need you to get in the
kitchen and cook her.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, she's I didn't buy her.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
If Matt Harris, Liz Luda. They asked people what would you.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Ban from Thanksgiving? And we're talking food, not like your
cousin Eddie h green bean castrole. The most popular answer.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Will not stand for this disrespect, all right? How dare
you take the green bean castrole away? It's magic and
it's just about the only vegetable that's gonna grace the table.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
You let us have it and you already ate your
green be Oh.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
My gosh, I know I'm going to the grocery store today,
which wish me luck. I hope nobody throws an elbow
at me.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
But it's because I was looking in the pantry on
Sunday and I just thought, you know, it would be
great green bean castrole, and I made it and I
ate it, and now I have no more cast roles.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Tough picture up on Liz Luda's Facebook pat and like
Mills have looked at it.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
What do you think would be second behind the.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Green bean cast us the turkey, no stuffing, No, don't
get yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
TJ will fight you over that. Cranberry sauce thirty five percent.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Wow, just going for the highlights.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
That's the best stuff on the table. You need that.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
That's a palette creanser.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
It's okay, but that's no way in the top five.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
No, no, no, it does deserve to be there in
my opinion, but it's not top five.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Definitely top five for me.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Top five.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
We're there for just adding color to your plate.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
But also it's a palette cleanser. It's that little pop
of something tardy. It's just good.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
A third at sixteen percent, so a distant third sweet
potatoes or yams.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Oh god, you're building my perfect plate right now. What
are you going to say? Is rolls next?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
That's as far as I went.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
You know, I could get rid of rolls though.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
On Thanksgiving especially, there's just so many other good options.
I don't want to be filled up on it right exactly,
Like there's a their places for rolls.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
How dare you?

Speaker 5 (40:02):
How dare you?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Those are the best things on the table, the greaming castrole,
the yams, the cranberries, the rolls, and then.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
The potatoes before yams. I enjoy mashed potatoes more than yams.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I'll go with the yams before the mashed potatoes, and
I'll let your your cream corn casserole, like I like that.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Something about that I don't think, but I do enjoy.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Cream beans don't cream corn?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
So maybe I know cream corn, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
That's still it's it's like a it's like a jiggly
pudding made out of cream corn almost.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
And you make it in the crock pot and it's
really good, really.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Fanning and great.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
But there's a lot of things I put before cranberry sauce,
and a lot of things I put before I have.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
To have it like that is no cranberries. You get
to have them twice yere, Christmas, Thanksgiving, and then I
don't allow myself any other time because I have to
come to term because it's eating a jar of jelly.
Mat it's eating an entire jar of jelly because it
doesn't you don't have to eat the whole jar. Are
I only get them twice a year?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yes, I do know what Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
The most you're gonna do is like a little thin
slice right right, yes, because you don't want to.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
What yes, okay, So it has the indentations the lines
for slicing, but there's also the two big fat pieces
at the top and.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
The bottom where they don't have the lines.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Those are the liz pieces.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
There's so much other food, I mean, so much barely
get through the other food, let alone add the the
things that.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Are like I'd rather have seconds of dressing and and
turkey and potatoes then yeah, and anything.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
You about the cranberries because they jiggle just like me.
Maybe I feel seen in them, you know what I mean?
You have the same body eat yell every day.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
It's the same thing. Yeah, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
What's the like you you say you fight over the leg,
the leg, yeah, which which I'm not familiar with fighting
over the leg.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, you have to just say we chop it up.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah yeah, it just gets mixed in with everything else.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Turkey leg. It's like you're at the Renaissance Festival. But
it's kind of like if you're the one, one of
the lucky ones that gets that leg, you were like
the king of the table. You are just like, ha
ha ha, look at me with my giant turkey leg.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
So I went into the studio.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh okay, yeah, you know, my new hobby of making
a song. And uh because I remember that Christmas we
all fought over.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
The turkey leg. Remember that one? Yeah, yeah, that was
that was pretty rough.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
He said, I gotta get something.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Well, the table was set with crampberry and corn, Mama's
pie cooling by the kitchen, or man's eye lock on
that drumstick, shiny and brown.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
I saw it first, and TJ put.

Speaker 10 (42:48):
His hand down a hold on y'all sad with the
grin thanksgiving the south piece.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I know how y'all been.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
But the turkey leg was calling a p so the
gone and before we knew it, the fire was in
full sweat.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
Turkey legs, russels flying high, and let's boone.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
Last Steve TJ grabbed the thigh mo the yl style
whom we were too for gone. That jumpstick became the
top of the dawn.

Speaker 10 (43:19):
That man tripped over the dog list fell in the gravy.
TJ had a death grip, butt shoe came away. Grandma
clapped her hand, said, Lord was show tamas knocked about.
But we were all in the throw the mashed potatos
to the green bean, cast a ball to we leapt to.
We cried over a ride tacle bruise, but that turkey
legs slip right into it, and we all sat down covered.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
In stoney legs, russel fasine high lits bone. Last Stee
TJ grabbed the thigh Mollie Yo style, whom we were
too for gone. That jumpstick became the.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Top of the dawn.

Speaker 12 (43:51):
That now every year we'd tell the taiale, how three
fools gone for a piece of pill we passed the leg.

Speaker 9 (43:59):
Now no need to all, because the best part of
the story after all. Circul liked ussel si high.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
Liz buol massly TJ grab the mommy Yosa, but we
were too for gone.

Speaker 9 (44:13):
That drumstick became the.

Speaker 13 (44:15):
Top of the turkey lights mussel sata sigh and the
pool nassly TJA grab the MoMA yesta. They would go on,
and that drumstick became the top of the doll.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
So he used to fight. Some lesson of fun to
the turkey. The family and the stories we've fun.

Speaker 10 (44:32):
Next year we'll share, but don't you be surprised if
the drumstick still starts a little fun.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Thanks for starting your day with The Morning, Miss.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
It's The Morning mixed with Matt Harrison and now here's
your latest pop up.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
The Howard my Mark's being real estate and celebrities that
just give you the eck. They're just cringe. So there's
like a whole list going where people are putting celebrities
that they just when they think about them, and uh,
I agree with a lot a lot of them, Like
they didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Necessarily do anything wrong, it's just that there's something about them.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
You're just like, yeah, So, like one of the people
is Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't know what it is very all,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I mean she's very pretentious, that's what it is. And
she's selling a bunch of goop goop. Yes, yeah, that's
easy to figure out that one.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
So you've got that Katy Perry because she seemed very
disingenuous on Idol.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
It was like her whole personality shifted.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
She did seem like very down to earth, and then
it just seemed over the top, like a lot, a
lot when.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
She was on there.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I mean, the world did turn on her, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Chris Pratt another one of those ones where I loved
him so much on Parks and reg I liked him
in Jurassic World, and then it I don't want to
say his divorce ruined him, but after he and Anna
Faris were no longer together anymore, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
He just he didn't bother me. I don't really dig
deep into his life though.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So yeah, you're just like, I don't even think about
it when I see him on doing something, because I
still like, I don't see.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Him that much.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
She's the voice actor of everything he's in the Jurassic World.
He's just like in all sorts of stuff, he's star Lord.
So I think it also was being inundated by him.
All of a sudden, it was like, oh, Chris Parratt,
Jared Leto one hundred percent agree with absolute sign that one.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
His whole vibe is to be creepy. Yeah he I
don't know if he is, but it's his vibe.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Right, Okay. Ryan Reynolds and Buck Lively.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I mean they get cringe down, got up an overexposure
type thing combined with it. Yeah, I guess yeah, yeah,
I'm still gonna watch Spirited and you can't stop me.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
You can't sell me on that one either. And then
Taylor slipped. I didn't come up with the list, but
she's on there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I mean, anybody who's over exposed will get some people
who gets acky, Like even if.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
That's like Anna Kendrick. She did those Walmart Christmas commercials.
What was it like in twenty seventeen and they were
on so often. I can't I can't anything with Anna Kendrick.
I'm out because of all.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
But there's also also even if you win, like people
hated the Patriots, now that the.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Somebody's on top, people can't wait to knock him down.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Just to be clear, I've hated the Eagles for a
long time now. Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Justin Timberlake, Yeah okay, yeah get that. Alec Baldwin, Yeah, okay,
to stand on that.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Yeah, Drake.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, I wasn't involved in it, but I get it.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
And then this one I do not like.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
I think they're being so mean. But Benson Boone people, he's.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
So young, he's twenty one, all right, he's still figuring
out his own style.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Like he has joy for Life.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, that shouldn't beat I usually don't like joy for Life, right,
but I think they seem as cheesy or something. But
just because the people a vick, you can turn it
around like I have, like people like Daniel day Lewis,
because I feel like he takes life too like so seriously. Okay,
yeah yeah, yeah, like anybody who says that they are
a method actor, will I get the crunch from you? Okay,

(47:58):
those kind of people that are very seem for Yeah,
she seems like a pretentious person.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah all right, right, I'm there with that.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'll go with him.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
I actually I don't know who Daniel day Lewis is.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I know the name Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Lincoln, Yeah, I didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, there you go in the morning.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
It's the Morning Mixed with Matt Harris and Liz Luda.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Morning Mix Matt Harris Los Luda and we have to
talk about something very important. Every year. This is something
that gets me enraged at Thanksgiving. I cannot stop myself
from engaging in it. And I know, I know, Liz,
don't do it. Don't do it this year, and that
is to watch the National Dog Show. Oh, come on,

(48:46):
they get me so mad every single year.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
What can make you mad? It's just like the best
dogs in the country.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
You know, they are the best dogs except a docs
and has never won.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Oh dogson has never been crowned victorious as the champion.
And I think this is unacceptable because this dog show
has been going on since eighteen seventy nine. You mean
to tell me that all the other breeds are that
much better. It finally got its du what like in
twenty twenty three, It finally won the hound category.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Never been the grand winner though.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Okay, so it has once has seen some success.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
That's like winning a playoff game or something. I'm gonna
go sports understand it. They've never They've never even been
considered for the Super Bowl. Oh man, let alone won it,
And I think it is some serious disrespect, especially because
back in twenty twenty and twenty twenty one the winner
was the same Scottish deer hound twice an hour. Come on,

(49:51):
how are we not recognizing the wiener dog? And I
have to just take a moment to have a wiener
dog appreciation here because that is my favorite animal. I
have a wiener dog. I grew up with a wiener dog.
I am obsessed with them because they are stubborn, they
are so mean, they are smart, they can burrow, they
are they are built for.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Great things, and they're not mean. They just aren't here
to deal with you in any of.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Your necessary I've never had a nice dog bite my shins,
but I've had several wiener dogs bite my shit.

Speaker 10 (50:22):
Well.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
They're really good at reading people, So I don't know
what that says about you. Maybe you should work on yourself,
because the wier dog is perfection.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
And I love when they bring them out.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
It's so brief every year because of full sized docs
and some of them are like fifty pounds. Oh yeah,
they're ginormous. They are still long and hot dog shape,
but they are hefty, thick dogs and they're so gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
The long hair the short hair.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
The dapple, the tan, the red, the black. They are
all amazing. And I know this seems like a weird
like soapbox to get on top of, but I watch
with a little piece of hope every year. And once
they finish the little hound category and they don't even place,
because they rarely, rarely have they ever even placed, let
alone anything else, I yell at the TV and it's

(51:11):
time to turn it off. I go back and rewatch
the parade. I just replay it because I can't.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
No, wait, you watch the parade that's already happened, that
you've already watched.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
Yeah, but it's different. Oh it's different.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
They replay it anyways, and they after I don't do
the sports as it sounds.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Oh that sounds terrible.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Have you ever heard like the whole TV thing I do?

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Oh my gosh. So Thanksgiving, I'm not like a really
great cook or anything. Nobody wants me in the kitchen,
and so I will watch the parade. But NBC always
has the best location for where their hosts stand, right,
So they're my primary channel. But CBS is also on
location in a secondary place that's not as good, but
you get to see the floats first and the balloons

(51:57):
from CBS. So I'm going back and forth between the
two stations so that I don't miss anything, and then
I go back and rewatch so I can seamlessly watch
the NBC one where it's got all the performances from
the Broadway shows.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Wow, I have to I have to call my heart raid.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
After the fact the Docs didn't win again. So I
just want to say, on Thursday, when we're all watching
television together, I need you to just put all your
good energy into the universe that the docson wins.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
This is the docs In's year. I believe it because
I have to believe it.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Morning makes Matt Harris, Liz Luda, and this is the
story of the time I decided I was going to
become a rocket. Yes, I told this story last year,
but chances already didn't hear it, and it's just worth
telling again. So when I was younger, I was at
my ome on my grandma's house, and we were watching
the Thanksgiving parade as you do, and everybody always crowds
around when the rockheads come out to do their high

(52:52):
kicks because it's impressive, yeah, for sure, and everybody's just
like cheering and whatever, and I, you know, I always
need attention, and I say, what I know, I know
even in fourth grade. And so I look at it
and I'm like, I could do that. And I remember
my mom turning and looking at me and she's like,
do what. And I was like, I could high kicklick,
that I could be a rocket, and she's like, you

(53:14):
think you could be a rocket, And I said, yeah,
if I practiced enough. And that is part of the
millennial dream, all right. You can say all day long
we were given participation trophies and it's because we were.
And I believe that anything I think I can do,
with enough hard work, I can accomplish it. Have I
found that to be true? Probably not, but my brain

(53:36):
hasn't quite caught up yet to learn that. And so
keep in mind, I did all of my growing very young.
I'm a very large lady, and by the time I
hit fifth grade, I was a lady size eighteen.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
I was five foot ten and a lady's.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Eleven shoe shopping at the Wide Shoe warehouse in Pineville.
So by fourth grade I was probably I don't know five,
I have eight at this point, and probably a lady
sixteen and so I every single day in my room
because I had to prove my mom wrong. I secretly
practiced high kicks and I thought, I'm going to be

(54:13):
a rocket. I am going to do this. And what
happened is I got to about May of that year
and I learned I, in fact could not be a rocket.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
I in fact was not talented enough.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
They worked very hard, and apparently you can't do everything
that you think that you can't. And I did not
become a rocket. Shockingly, I just got larger as the
years went on. We're yeah, yeah, but I will say this,
for a lady who's almost forty, I can high kick
it to the Lord. I can do high cakes better

(54:48):
than more people my age. And she's fifty and I'm
thirty Wait, yeah, okay, thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
But I learned a valuable lesson that day, and that was,
even if you don't don't make it as a roquette,
you could still learn to high kick. It's the morning
mixed