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Speaker 1 (00:10):
You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Mamma Mia acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters
that this podcast is recorded on Hello friends, it's Lee here,
and I know over on the show you're used to
me talking about clothes and what to buy and what
not to buy. But I've got an episode for you
of you Beauty, and it's not just me, it's Kelly
also offering some excellent advice. We answer two questions that
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we get asked all the time, so hopefully you find
it helpful.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Enjoy makeup is my therapy.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm obsessed and I don't even feel guilty about it. Hello,
and welcome to You Beauty, the daily podcast for Your Face.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
My name is Lee.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Campbell, I'm Kelly mccaren and Lee and I are both
sitting here with a blue shirt on.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Here's this blue and white stripe and mine is a
baby blue and this is called an Oxford shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Dow. Do you know that both of them could have
used denying?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I steamed mine this morningurday. I had annoying crinkly fabric.
That's like then you can't sit down anyway. Hey, this
is not nothing to where it's your beauty.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What do we do.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Every day we do something different, but on Mondays we
answer your questions, and you know what, we are kicking
things off today with one of our favorite types of
Emergant's answer. It is a pervy one. I couldn't help,
but wonder asked me anything.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You ask many questions. It's so good. So a lovely
lady Rocky has DM.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I know Dragon's like Rochelle or like rock Sanne Rocks.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Maybe her name's just Rocky. This is so good.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
And when I thought about it, I thought I didn't
have an answer.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Now I've put a million.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So the question is, if you were both ladies of
leisure with ample disposable income, what would your beauty treatment
schedule look like? Hair, face, body, all of it. I
play this game with my friends sometimes it is so
fun to dream. Omg okay, you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Can kick okay.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, at first I was like, well, we're kind of
in the industry, like we do get a lot of
things for free if we want, you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then I was like, I don't really want anything.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And then when I started thinking, boy, oh boy, I
need to become this version of Lee, which is win
fifty million dollars and obviously just quit all my jobs
because this is my full time job. Now, okay, I
want someone to come to my house to style my
hair every second day.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
They don't have to wash it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't like getting my hair washed at the basin,
but I just want them to style a cool girl wave.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What is the point of that, Ye're not washing your hair?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wait, okay, so Adam Wintour has someone to come and
fix her bob and trim her fringe every morning at home.
I only want every second day. Then I want my
brow threader to come to my house. Basically everyone has
to come to me because I hate going places, and
just when I need it, because sometimes my brows grow
fast and then slow, and then I just want to
be like, come now.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'll turned into raw, bossy bitch too.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I want a full at home LED body like their
Selarium type look vibe, but it's full LED with a
salon quality LED for face machine. Then I want a
fortnightly lymphatic drainage body massage, the really firm one where
they get in there and you just like what hurt me.
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I want someone to come over or maybe because I'm
so rich, they live somewhere in my house. They just
come and give me a fifteen minute neck massage before
I get into bed.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Every night.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I want to go to a head spa once a
month because I do love like you know that Tokyo
head Spa. Yes birthday back in March, three separate friends
bought me a voucher for their.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Can I have one?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, no, no, I want them, but my point
is getting your hair washed at the basin at the
headdress and that little massage is like a tease, like
I want an hour ninety yea. So these they do
like a treatment like a scalp and neck massage and
hair things. So I'm having that once a month. Then
I want probably every three weeks a one hour very
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firm facial massage, but my money and petty at the
same time, because I hate going for money and petty,
I would get CO two laser, which is hectic laser.
So I haven't done it properly yet because of the
cost and the downtime in my real life because we're
always filmed and like it's thousands of dollars. But if
I can just hang out home and drink wine while
I'm healing, great. If I'm going somewhere fancy, I want
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glam to come to my house. But I want to
lie down and sleep like Kim Kardashian does. I hate
sitting in the chair. I'm not good enough sleeper. Well,
I just want to be raped. In this life, you
are and last, but not least. I mean, all of
this is completely unrealistic. I want one of those machines
that was in the Jetsons, which was a cartoon. We
were a little and they used to just walk through
a machine in their hair and makeup and outfit was
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done in one second. That doesn't exist, But maybe I'm
rich enough to invent one.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah that's not much, No, not much at all.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What's yours?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay? So I am the lady of leisure. I think
I'd been an excellent lady of leisure because I'm very
good at doing nothing. Oh so every morning I have
a very nice personal trainer.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No that's not beauty, but okay, yeah me too.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah it is. It's like wellness, all right, yeah, wellness lifestyle. Okay,
So she meets me at a local park. I have
to walk like two minutes in this life.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why can't she come to your backyard?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Actually she can, because in this dream, man, I've got
a big house with a pool and such. Yeah, eight
thirty am. So I wake up at like eight fifteen.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, nice.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Every night before bed, I have a one hour massage
and messuse will come to the house. Lenny magically doesn't
need any assistance getting to bed, and I just have
her robbing me at least fifteen if that is a
head massage by.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Itself, and foot too. Focus on my feet.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yep, and then half an hour on my back and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What are you doing while she's doing that? Are you
listening to a podcast? Because I just find it so boring.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Well, because I'm a lady of leisure, I have a
lot more time to be zen. Oh okay, yeah, so
maybe I am meditating.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
When I'm in Bali, I can do nothing. Well, I
have a massage every day, so the me I imagine
that this me can just do nothing. Oh great, I'm
going to go to you know, like the slow house like.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That sort of it's it called a bath house, but
like a wellness Ye, you've got everything.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So I go to one of those a couple of
times a week and do all of the magnesium pools.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And the whole and the.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Saunas and the spas and whatnot. On Monday mornings, I
get my hair washed and blow waved for the week.
On Thursdays, I get my hair washed and blow waved
to the weekend, and I get a tan yes that
I don't have to marinate in. I just magically am
a bronzed goddess for the weekend, because.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You don't want to have to wash it off and
then you roar on your hair exactly.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I have an led body bed as well, and I
also get laser all over my body in winter. So
the lasers that people get on their face, I can
afford to get that all over my body. And I
have the skin of a porcelain doll.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Ouch.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, but like it doesn't matter because I'm rich. I
can afford to good painkillers. I'm going to get my
monthly needling, but weekly facials, and I'm going to get
six month injectibles. But like really, you know, light touches
because I'm going to the best, the best, and then
Yeli nips and tucks because I'm rich and fabulous, Like
who knows what? I'm going to get whatever I need
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that year. I forgot about my hair color.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
The person that comes and does my hair just does
my roots whenever they notice.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Ye, yes, yes, that's something that I do in my
regular life.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
For so I'm like, eh, yeah, that's true, but I
still find it annoying to fit in and stuff like
I want I'm a lady of leisure, but I've got
things to do, like I'm running a charity and stuff
things to still be efficient.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I don't have anything to do but always flawless. I'm
a lady of leisure that just is beautiful is doneing?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my god, I love it. That was the best game.
I play that game, like what would I do if
I win the lotto? And then when I've stopped daydreaming,
I get so sad because it's not real. Okay, coming
up after the break something much more realistic but helpful
hunt dream A question about switching up your products between
season and how and why we do that?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
So Joanna has asked killing Lee please help with something
that has always confused me. I know we're supposed to
switch products in winter and summer for the different seasons,
but why do you switch your products? And if you do,
which ones do you change?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Excellent question, Joanna, I mean you don't do It's not
a rule, and it depends on a lot of things,
like where you live, the temperature, the humidity, your lifestyle.
If you're inside a lot in winter and you know
there's a fire or heating, you know all of that stuff. Generally,
summer is hotter and more humid, and so you might
want more lightweight products. You might want, you know, a
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foundation that's not as dewy or whatever it is. Also,
Kelly and I are very different. She's dry skin. I'm
oily skin.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You love winter because you get to play more with
skin care.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can do more layers in winter, but then my
body's dry and gross, and I still do bodycare, but
like it's annoying, but also you just wear jeans, food cares.
So what do I switch up? I definitely use I
guess a bit more skincare in that I can do
another layer of serum or something in winter, whereas my
skin can really only take serum, a lightweight moisturizer and
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sunscreen in the mornings in summer.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I never switch my hair care because of the seasons.
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Probably do more masks in winter, or actually maybe more
in summer.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I actually need to care for my hair more in
summer because of the swimming and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I probably should.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I mean, this is a lot of should exfoliate my
body more and then do more juicy hydration because if
you are wearing you know, pants or stockings and inside
heating or fire or aircorn, you kind of got a
lot of dead skin to stick into your legs.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And I barely even shave my legs in the winter,
but very hairy right now.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I used to switch up my cleanses because I used
to use it, you know, more hardcore cleanser in summer,
but now with my age and just my skin liking it,
I always just use you know, I double cleans with
like a balm and then use my cellar water or
a milky cleanser anyway, so.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't need to change from summer to winter. So no,
I don't really.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I probably just maybe use a bit more dewy skin
care and makeup in winter when it's not as humid
and fitzy.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
If you've nailed it, you don't have to. Like, it's
not a rule.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And maybe if I, you know, I'm gradual tanning in summer,
I might have a different foundation shade. But I don't
really go out and always get two versions of my
favorite foundations. I might just use a bronzing drop or
warm it up with more bronzer. So I just maybe
a little tweaks, not whole new products.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What about you, Well, I think as I'm a dry,
dehydrated girly, I don't change that much. But I do
notice that my skin definitely has more increased moisture needs
in in winter because the cold air outside and then
the dry indoor heating, and when you're like swapping between
the two, it can really strip your skin. So that's
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why I need thicker balms and creams and serums to help.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And slugging lock everything in.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I need a lot more barrier protection because the harsh
sort of climate can weaken your skin and make it
just flaky and yuck. So I probably slug a lot
more than usual, and and I've got a recommendation in
my host tag I actually sometimes have to slug a
little bit even in the day. I definitely need a
lot more lip care in winter.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's such a good one.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
So whereas in summer I kind of just apply a
lip bum before bed, that's it, and then I'll just
apply something during the day.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But I'll be wearing a lip in.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
The winter, my lips. If I crack the side of one,
it's done for the winter, and it's so painful, so
I need to be really careful. Good point, and that's
pretty much it. I think I probably just use a
lot more thicker formulas.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, and layering, and you know generally, I mean, you
can get a cold in summer, but if you get
sick in winter and then you're your nose, your nose,
your nose, your needs your root off the red fleeting,
my goodness, dear nappy rush cream yeap, that is yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Or you're sicker, plass like anything.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's kind of really restorative and just like you've blown
your nose, put it on. You're gonna blow your nose
again in five minutes, but then just keep putting it
on because it gets red raw. I probably mostly notice
this if I travel from summer to a winter climate,
because it's such an you know, immediate change. You've been
on a plane and then your skin's like, ah, I'm
so dry, but you're usually you know, living where you live.
It happens gradually either way, so you can just make
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little tweets. Face mist always helps if you just need
a bit of an extra hydration if you're.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
A bit drier. I can use more stuff like that
in winter. So I love winter.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But then dressing in winter is also more. Winter's way
better for everything. I Oh, no summer. Well, I'm an
ocean person.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh I'm a country person, but I.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Still swim in winter. But it's not as enjoyable as it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Okay, well it's anyway. Next up, some clever uses for
oil from Lea.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
What a you ma crop packs? All right, well I
better go first.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Mine actually came from an ex Mamma Mer employee. She's
down in Melbourne and I've got a beauty brand that
has a body oil, and she's always buying the oil.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I love the smell how much.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I don't know why I said it like that, how
much you're going through the body. And she's like, oh no,
I use it as my makeup remover, as my cleanser,
and she uses it on a face, which you absolutely can.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's just a lovely oil.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But then I was listening to an episode with Erin
and m not long ago, and em was stuck in
a hotel and she'd forgotten her cleanser and she's like
what do I do when she used the hand soap
and Aaron was like, you use the moisturizer before you
use the handsp like a cold cream. Anyway, you can
use a body oil. You can even use your kitchen
olive oil.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You would smell like you're cooking something.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Listen as a makeup remover, like your first clean Okay,
but if you're also stuck in the middle of a hotel,
I guess not in the middle of the desert. My
point is a lot of oils are just oils, you know. Yeah,
a lot of people I know have olive oil or
coconut oil in their bath or you know, this is
where all the oil stuff originated from. Probably you don't
use like canol oil. But if you've got an oil
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and you need to remove your makeup or I use
good old body oil.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
When you were growing up, did your mom like fry
chips and then pour the oil back in the beit
to reuse it. I'm picturing that and like the stinkiness
of But.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yes, my mum literally used one of those funles. I
talk about other ways to put it back into like
a big vinegar thing. And then when she'd fry the
chip Yeah, they'd reuse it. I'm talking about like my
extra virgin olive oil. I use a body oil or
any oil when I shave my face. The slip, So
get your oil out? Yeah, get oily, what's yours? Because
I'm so intrigued.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I mean, it's not that interesting, but because it has
been getting colder, I've already noticed we're not even in
the cold cold parts, but I've noticed that my skin,
it's around to my mouth, me too, is getting yuck.
And I'll put makeup on and immediately doesn't matter how
I prep the skin just starts going a little bit
flaky around my nose, around my mouth and in the
crease on my chin.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Me too.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Actually, so the doctor winds barrier protect Sarah my balm.
I mean, listen, you could probably use any barrier balm,
but this one's clear, which is quite most of them
are really white. This one is clear. So I get
a little bit of this after I've done my makeup
and then just press it into those bits that get yuck.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh that's genius, and it just sort of.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Keeps it looking glowy. I press so I don't move
the makeup around, yes, and it kind of just locks
it in and stops it getting flakey'll, can.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You try doing that before the makeup to make sure
that area is extrajuicy?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yes, but then it's harder to get makeup on. So
I just find like to put a afterwards your makeups on.
It's locking it in and it's going to stop the
skin getting all flaky and gross.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, I've been finding that too, I think just because
maybe I'm forty three, so like my combo.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Skin's like I'm still combo, but the drive it's just
I hate you. You're like thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Anyway, you can pick it up at your local pharmacy
off I go. It's really really good. You can use
it also at night times for like you know, locking
everything in. It's incredible product and I love that it's
clear because it's great over makeup as well.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Delicious. Kelly, Well, thank you for listening. Youbies.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
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Speaker 3 (15:51):
This episode of You Beauty is produced by Molly Harwood.
Bye Bye