August 27, 2025 • 10 mins
“Fix It Jesus” opens with viral funeral moments where unplanned speakers go rogue, sparking debate about needing DJs and producers at funerals. Front-page news turns heavy with Mississippi declaring a public health emergency after Black infant mortality spikes, while Trump stirs more controversy trying to fire Fed Governor Lisa Cook despite his own fraud rulings. Sports brings updates on Shilo Sanders’ release from Tampa Bay and possible Steelers interest, while Deion Sanders reassures fans. Then things get wild as Shaq accepts a celebrity boxing challenge from Will Smith’s former bodyguard Charlie Mack — setting the stage for a showdown nobody saw coming
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Comedian print all right, direct on the others about that time,
my big Jesus yill. That's right, man, we got a
lot of randemic going on in the city of Birmingham.
Congratulations to Mayor rand the wolfing Uh being elected for
the third time as Birmingham celebrates. Hey, listen, it is
(00:28):
time I fixed Jesus with the one and only.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are also a member of the Divine Nine Doctors, sick
but dated the way, incorporated and graduate of the Jackson
State University.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It wasn't on it, comedian extraording.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now read a printing in the business.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What's up? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I have you.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm happy to be here, so you know, I'll be
on the internet and stuff. Now this video people kept
sending it to me. Two million views. Now, this has
been an issue for a while, and I know you
can relate to this as a church musician. People not
on the program speaking at the funeral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh yeah, so let's listen to this lady honor her
friend Craig at the funeral. Let's listen.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
And they told me it was Fanny only, but Craig
was mine. That was my brother, bro. When I started
my first club in Bakersfield. Crag said, Stacey Pig, I'm
gonna give you the money. Make sure my name is
on the flyer. And we did that. Craig hunter A,
(01:35):
I love you, bro. I don't even want to like
put you in the grave right now mine, but we
ain't gonna do this.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
So it's side man study Crab, Greg in the church beguin.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh, yeah, I'm getting more. I've been through a funeral
like that recently.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Here man cuts in gang all.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
For fifteen minutes they're talking about absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, and but what we do want to say.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We're tired. You don't have to read the proclamations. Just
give it to us. Read the proclamations. Please don't read
the whole proclamation. The mayor of the city council just
thank you, but don't read that damn thing, please word
for word.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whereass where to?
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, and everything?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I gotta I got a suggestion. You know, we need
Jesus to fix this. I think funerals actually should have
producers and DJ's like somebody like Dave with a buzzer,
ready to cut people off when they say something crazy,
because you can always tell from the first few words
they finished say something crazy. You know what I'm saying.
They up there like heyo. This is my home church.
(02:50):
Y'all know Pastor Wilson and Sister Jerald Dan been messing
around for twenty something. Okay, okay, laying hands on each
other in the fellowship hall and all of it. Okay,
I ain't gonna even lie. I had a fear for
Hennessy right before I got here. Oh God broke me
(03:15):
and Gary with the tea got drunk right one time
and we did oh no, oh no. On the high end,
he said yes. On the lower end, he said, if
anybody want to hit this roach with me at the repast.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Y'all holler that.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Oh man, y'all know me and Ricky used to sleep
in the same Bay.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's the page on the freaking Smiling Morning Show. Y'all
got page right here, Afrita.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This good morning, Hey, Ricky.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
It's Wednesday, August twenty seventh. Here's what's going on in
the news, sad news of Mississippi. They just declared a
public health emergency after infant mortality hit its highest level
in more than a decade, and black babies are being
hit hardest. Their death rate jumped twenty four percent in
a year, while the rate for white infants actually dropped.
(04:13):
Doctors blame a mix of factors lack of prenatal care
in rural areas, more premature births and low birth weight,
and too many counties without maternity wards. And it's not
just Mississippi. A new study finds infant mortality is also
climbing in states with abortion vans, again with black infants
bearing the brunt. In other news, Federal Reserve Governor Lisa
(04:34):
Cook is fighting President Trump's push to fire her. Cook's
lawyer says Trump has no authority to remove her. He's
accusing her of a mortgage brought in fraction, even though
no charges have been fired.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
She seems to have had an infraction, and she can't
have an infraction, especially that infraction, because she's in charge of,
if you think about it, mortgages, and we need people
that are one hundred percent above board. And it doesn't
seem like she wish that.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Is charged have not been filed. The critics say Trump's
own record is hardly clean. He's appealing on New York
civil fraud ruling that upheld findings that he inflated property values.
A half billion dollar penalty was tossed, but a band
blocking Trump and his sons from running New York companies
remains in place for now. Meanwhile, analysts say if Cook
(05:21):
is forced out, Trump could fill her seat with a
rate cutting ally, giving him new sway over the Feds
and dependence in lighter or maybe heavier news.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Ain't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You got.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Barack Obama with zero criminal record, college educated, and then
this man got all of these not just charges, conviction
and all of this stuff. And you think they may
find a Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. The stuff that
Trump has done to make Bill Clinton look like dog
(05:55):
owne trump like. And the fact that these people voted
for him says a lot about our country saying and
they ignore it. And they talking to all these Christians
and stuff, talking about uh, you know God and we
(06:15):
on the side of God or whatever the way he talked.
And the racism and ice going attacking people and breaking
up families and all that stuff. And it's not one
white pastor, none of them is speaking out against racism.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
That's why I.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Can't A white pastor can't tell me nothing when you
ain't spoke out against the mistreatment of people black and
brown people. It bothers me. Man, it's disgusting. And I
tell you what this is worse. I ain't gonna say worse,
but it's going back to the fifties and the sixties
or whatever. We are in trouble because the fact that
(06:53):
people voted for him, stand behind him. He has all
this power over the Congress, the Senate. Everybody is like,
you got Republicans and you got Macca. There's two different
entities and know they're all the same. Now the trust
me because if you're not speaking out against it, then
you for it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, all this is guilty. All these pastors that that
demonized Barack Obama when he was in office. And now
the narrative is we need to pray for our leaders,
we need to pray for Trump and all of this
stuff or whatever. And it's a lot of black people
that go to them churches, a lot of black folks
and then bought in and go into those churches. And
(07:33):
you need to understand that the klu Klux Klan was
described as uh uh Christians, Okay, burning crosses Christians. That's
what that's that's what the klu Klux Klan is a
Christian organization. But hey, I don't want to say nothing
because I don't want to get dragged on the internet.
I said and I ain't and I ain't said nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No lies right there.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
No lives, all truths. Well for info and these stories
and more. Go Riquez Moiley morning showed. Now here's a
look at sports.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Rock t the sports genius is in the building.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Thank you, Yes indeedy man. We all know that Shiloh
Sanders was released from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this past
weekend for throwing a punch in the last preseason game.
Where it is the Pittsburgh Steelers are at the top
of the list of teams who are interested in signing him.
Dion Primetime saying, does Aka the Papa Bear express his
thoughts on the situation.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I'm proud of my kids, all of them, and I
prepared my kids for any and everything that could possibly
happen in life and in sports. He is mentally where
he needs to be, physically where he needs to be.
We're praying that he gets another opportunity to go with
a team, but if he doesn't, the plans have already
(08:50):
been put forward to what he's going to do next.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So he's gonna be straight.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Charlie Mack, Yes, sir, Charlie Mack, Will Smith's former security guy,
has challenged Shack to a celebrity boxing match. They allegedly
got some old beef to settle, and Shack responded to
the challenge.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Here celebrity boxing and Charlie mc accept. You didop me
and my next Charlie mc hey back time you name
the time in place, I'll be there from nobody.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That man man, you remember you remember bugs boy in
the cartoon when Daffy Duck Uh, I was going off
on that dude in that little car and that little
bit of the car and that big tall that dude
stepped out of a little bit of this car and
held his hand up and dropped dropped it on daff
and duck. He had knocked that daffy duck beat off.
And then they're looking like flame flame.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Where we going with that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, y'all remember that dude slap that daffing duck bag off.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He was standing there, looked like flavor the face. He
was just blinking the eyes
Comedian print all right, direct on the others about that time,
my big Jesus yill. That's right, man, we got a
lot of randemic going on in the city of Birmingham.
Congratulations to Mayor rand the wolfing Uh being elected for
the third time as Birmingham celebrates. Hey, listen, it is
(00:28):
time I fixed Jesus with the one and only.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Are also a member of the Divine Nine Doctors, sick
but dated the way, incorporated and graduate of the Jackson
State University.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It wasn't on it, comedian extraording.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now read a printing in the business.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What's up? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I have you.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm happy to be here, so you know, I'll be
on the internet and stuff. Now this video people kept
sending it to me. Two million views. Now, this has
been an issue for a while, and I know you
can relate to this as a church musician. People not
on the program speaking at the funeral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's the worst.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh yeah, so let's listen to this lady honor her
friend Craig at the funeral. Let's listen.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
And they told me it was Fanny only, but Craig
was mine. That was my brother, bro. When I started
my first club in Bakersfield. Crag said, Stacey Pig, I'm
gonna give you the money. Make sure my name is
on the flyer. And we did that. Craig hunter A,
(01:35):
I love you, bro. I don't even want to like
put you in the grave right now mine, but we
ain't gonna do this.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
So it's side man study Crab, Greg in the church beguin.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh, yeah, I'm getting more. I've been through a funeral
like that recently.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Here man cuts in gang all.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
For fifteen minutes they're talking about absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, and but what we do want to say.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
We're tired. You don't have to read the proclamations. Just
give it to us. Read the proclamations. Please don't read
the whole proclamation. The mayor of the city council just
thank you, but don't read that damn thing, please word
for word.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Whereass where to?
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Yeah, yeah, and everything?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I gotta I got a suggestion. You know, we need
Jesus to fix this. I think funerals actually should have
producers and DJ's like somebody like Dave with a buzzer,
ready to cut people off when they say something crazy,
because you can always tell from the first few words
they finished say something crazy. You know what I'm saying.
They up there like heyo. This is my home church.
(02:50):
Y'all know Pastor Wilson and Sister Jerald Dan been messing
around for twenty something. Okay, okay, laying hands on each
other in the fellowship hall and all of it. Okay,
I ain't gonna even lie. I had a fear for
Hennessy right before I got here. Oh God broke me
(03:15):
and Gary with the tea got drunk right one time
and we did oh no, oh no. On the high end,
he said yes. On the lower end, he said, if
anybody want to hit this roach with me at the repast.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Y'all holler that.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Oh man, y'all know me and Ricky used to sleep
in the same Bay.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Entertainment.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's the page on the freaking Smiling Morning Show. Y'all
got page right here, Afrita.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
This good morning, Hey, Ricky.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
It's Wednesday, August twenty seventh. Here's what's going on in
the news, sad news of Mississippi. They just declared a
public health emergency after infant mortality hit its highest level
in more than a decade, and black babies are being
hit hardest. Their death rate jumped twenty four percent in
a year, while the rate for white infants actually dropped.
(04:13):
Doctors blame a mix of factors lack of prenatal care
in rural areas, more premature births and low birth weight,
and too many counties without maternity wards. And it's not
just Mississippi. A new study finds infant mortality is also
climbing in states with abortion vans, again with black infants
bearing the brunt. In other news, Federal Reserve Governor Lisa
(04:34):
Cook is fighting President Trump's push to fire her. Cook's
lawyer says Trump has no authority to remove her. He's
accusing her of a mortgage brought in fraction, even though
no charges have been fired.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
She seems to have had an infraction, and she can't
have an infraction, especially that infraction, because she's in charge of,
if you think about it, mortgages, and we need people
that are one hundred percent above board. And it doesn't
seem like she wish that.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Is charged have not been filed. The critics say Trump's
own record is hardly clean. He's appealing on New York
civil fraud ruling that upheld findings that he inflated property values.
A half billion dollar penalty was tossed, but a band
blocking Trump and his sons from running New York companies
remains in place for now. Meanwhile, analysts say if Cook
(05:21):
is forced out, Trump could fill her seat with a
rate cutting ally, giving him new sway over the Feds
and dependence in lighter or maybe heavier news.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Ain't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You got.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Barack Obama with zero criminal record, college educated, and then
this man got all of these not just charges, conviction
and all of this stuff. And you think they may
find a Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. The stuff that
Trump has done to make Bill Clinton look like dog
(05:55):
owne trump like. And the fact that these people voted
for him says a lot about our country saying and
they ignore it. And they talking to all these Christians
and stuff, talking about uh, you know God and we
(06:15):
on the side of God or whatever the way he talked.
And the racism and ice going attacking people and breaking
up families and all that stuff. And it's not one
white pastor, none of them is speaking out against racism.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
That's why I.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Can't A white pastor can't tell me nothing when you
ain't spoke out against the mistreatment of people black and
brown people. It bothers me. Man, it's disgusting. And I
tell you what this is worse. I ain't gonna say worse,
but it's going back to the fifties and the sixties
or whatever. We are in trouble because the fact that
(06:53):
people voted for him, stand behind him. He has all
this power over the Congress, the Senate. Everybody is like,
you got Republicans and you got Macca. There's two different
entities and know they're all the same. Now the trust
me because if you're not speaking out against it, then
you for it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, all this is guilty. All these pastors that that
demonized Barack Obama when he was in office. And now
the narrative is we need to pray for our leaders,
we need to pray for Trump and all of this
stuff or whatever. And it's a lot of black people
that go to them churches, a lot of black folks
and then bought in and go into those churches. And
(07:33):
you need to understand that the klu Klux Klan was
described as uh uh Christians, Okay, burning crosses Christians. That's
what that's that's what the klu Klux Klan is a
Christian organization. But hey, I don't want to say nothing
because I don't want to get dragged on the internet.
I said and I ain't and I ain't said nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No lies right there.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
No lives, all truths. Well for info and these stories
and more. Go Riquez Moiley morning showed. Now here's a
look at sports.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Rock t the sports genius is in the building.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Thank you, Yes indeedy man. We all know that Shiloh
Sanders was released from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this past
weekend for throwing a punch in the last preseason game.
Where it is the Pittsburgh Steelers are at the top
of the list of teams who are interested in signing him.
Dion Primetime saying, does Aka the Papa Bear express his
thoughts on the situation.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
I'm proud of my kids, all of them, and I
prepared my kids for any and everything that could possibly
happen in life and in sports. He is mentally where
he needs to be, physically where he needs to be.
We're praying that he gets another opportunity to go with
a team, but if he doesn't, the plans have already
(08:50):
been put forward to what he's going to do next.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So he's gonna be straight.
Speaker 8 (08:56):
Charlie Mack, Yes, sir, Charlie Mack, Will Smith's former security guy,
has challenged Shack to a celebrity boxing match. They allegedly
got some old beef to settle, and Shack responded to
the challenge.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Here celebrity boxing and Charlie mc accept. You didop me
and my next Charlie mc hey back time you name
the time in place, I'll be there from nobody.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That man man, you remember you remember bugs boy in
the cartoon when Daffy Duck Uh, I was going off
on that dude in that little car and that little
bit of the car and that big tall that dude
stepped out of a little bit of this car and
held his hand up and dropped dropped it on daff
and duck. He had knocked that daffy duck beat off.
And then they're looking like flame flame.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Where we going with that?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, y'all remember that dude slap that daffing duck bag off.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He was standing there, looked like flavor the face. He
was just blinking the eyes
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