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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm sure winch.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
All right, don't ladies, gentlemen, it is about that time.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
For fig kid Jesus. If Jesus can't fix it, it
can't be fixed.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you a member
of Doulta Sigma Theadus already incorporated, Ladies and gentlemen, Jackson
State University's owned comedian Extraordinay have our own show every
Monday night in Jackson, Missississippi.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Y'all give it up and shall your love right now
for the one and.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
On it readA brint.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Hey, good morning, Hey Shamille. Let me introduce you right
now to one.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Of your new mentors right here, please, yes, well, so Shami,
are you doing fast friend tweets?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (00:55):
Ricky?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Are you Jesus fixed it?
Speaker 8 (00:59):
He a reader?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You got to get on that stage and not show
it a rope because she's ready.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, let's do it and ready.
Speaker 9 (01:06):
The show was on Sunday nights at ten on Fox
forty in Mississippi, and I got good I got some
good news about the ratings for the show, but I'll
share that on a on another show. It's a bit
of story that has taken over in Mississippi. I don't
know if y'all heard about the monkeys on the loose
in mississipp yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Did y'all today?
Speaker 9 (01:26):
Yeah, Well, I'll just be a monkey's uncle because I
thought it was a Halloween joke when I got the message,
but this really happened. I want to I want to
just share a bit more about the story for those
who don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Let's listen.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
Here's Mulla Langa. The urgent search for dangerous research monkeys
that escaped from the wreckage of a crash on the
Mississippi Highway. Authority say a truck carrying nearly two dozen
recess monkeys from Two Lane University overturned on Interstate fifty
nine in Jasper County, at least six monkeys escaping, Officials
warning they might be aggressive towards people and were potentially
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infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID, police confirming all but
one of the escaped monkeys had been euthanized for public
safety reasons, adding they're still actively searching for that one
monkey still on the loose.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, that one monkey.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Still on the loose.
Speaker 9 (02:18):
You got video footage and everything. Well, only Jesus can
fix this. This ain't nothing humans can do. So I
would just like to offer up a prayer for everybody
in Heidelberg.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So y'all buy your eyes and close your heads.
Speaker 9 (02:31):
Dear Heavenly then, Heavenly Father and monkey bread Jesus, Lord,
we come to you today on behalf of the people
in Heidelberg, Mississippi. It's a monkey business going on over
the Lord, and we need you to protect our people.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Lord.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
Allegedly, what had happened was the song Monkey Swain came
on in the radio and the monkeys.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Got loose as a goose. Lord.
Speaker 9 (02:54):
Yeah, one one monkey jumped out the truck. Then it
was monkey.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
See monkey do.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Lord.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Now, now we need you to hide the kids, the
wise and the banana's Lord, and and me a fens
around our none melinated people who have a dangerous tendency
to rescue animals, take them home and try to make
them pets. Lord, we rebuke that animal kingdom and curious
George Spirit. Right now, Lord, don't let them, don't let
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them melinate it. Don't let the melanated folks in the
country get to the monkey's Lord and put them on
the grill. Because I ain't about to be eating no
monkey on a stick, Lord, right, and we we need
you to send down your hands, matten and to those
angels just in case the monkey's got the cootest Lord,
because they say one monkey don't stop, no show. But
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this will show, will if it bites somebody next thing?
You know, we all monkeys umpies.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Lord.
Speaker 9 (03:47):
Right, I tell you the descend us of Caesar and
Donkey Konge need to gone on somewhere, Lord, and we pray,
we pray that they find the remaining monkeys safe today, Lord,
and put them by hind monkey balls. Right now, give us,
give us, give us a break, sweet Jesus. But between
the bad weather and the device of politics and our
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celebrities pass, and we done have a monkey on our
backs all year, Lord, and we just we just can't
handle no more monkey in around.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Lord.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
We asked that you just help the monkeys rest in
peace who are no longer with us, get a rest
in jungle heaven. And we pray all these things and
monkey bread Jesus, name a.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Let everybody know.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
You can reach me on all social media and read
or break comedies.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
T A B R E N T.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
Company on all social media and look, I mean it,
white folks leading monkeys alone.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Don't y'all be trying to feed the monkey. Y'all get
kill us off. So that entertainment on the freaky smiling
Morning show.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Everything goot morning some time on the front page. What
you got this monting now FREEDO?
Speaker 10 (05:10):
Well, Ricky, it's Wednesday, Acteber twenty ninth and National Cat Day.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
But here's what's going on in the nighties.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
The Israeli Palacinian war that Trump supposedly ended, it's far
from over. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyah, who just ordered
powerful strikes on Gaza, accusing Jimas of breaking the ceasefire
in Israel, says that newly discovered hostage remains match one
of the victims recovered back in twenty twenty three. Meanwhile,
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Trump is appealing his New York hush money conviction, arguing
it never should have even gone to court. He even
asked federal appeals court to move the case so he
could claim presidential immunity.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Now.
Speaker 10 (05:49):
This saw stems from his thirty four felony convictions for
falsifying business records tied to hush money payments to adult
film star Stormy Daniels before the two twenty sixteen election.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Hey, you should get off your phone like now.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
A psychologist at the Cleveland Clinic says our constant screen
time may be doing more harm than we realize. He's
saying that doom scrolling can hiden stress, anxiety, and even
disrupt your sleep. He suggests using an alarm to remind
herself to step away, replacing the scroll with something uplifting
and healthy, like a walk or a hobby, and that
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warning maybe hitting closer to home.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Listen.
Speaker 10 (06:30):
New data from open ai shows that over a million
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a lot of people report feeling emotionally attached to AI,
with more than eight hundred million weekly users and hundreds
of thousands showing signs of mania or psychosis. Mania that
is or psychosis. Experts say it's a reminder that our
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screens aren't just tools anymore. They are actually shaping our
mental health in very powerful way. Is a step away
from the screen for infall on these stories and more
Gotamicksmiley Morena Show dot com. Now here's the looket, sports rock.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Te the sports genius is in the building.
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Yes, s INDEEDI Man, the World Series is in full motion,
Ladies and gentlemen. Toronto Blue Jays even up the series
two games a piece. They beat the LA Dodgers last night.
If y'all ain't tuned in, please watch the World Series. Man,
it's amazing baseball in action. Michael Jordan, you know what
he speaks. Everybody misses man. He was talking about load management.
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When NBA players take days off, even when they're not injured.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
It shouldn't be needed.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I never wanted to miss a game because it was
the opportunity to prove it was. It was something that
I felt like, you know, the fans are there that
watch me play. I want I want to impress that
guy way up on top who probably worked his ass
off to get a ticket. You have a duty that
if they're wanting to see you, and as an entertainer,
I want to show I don't want to miss that opportunity. Now, physically,
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if I can't do it, then I can't do it.
But physically, if I can do it and I just
don't feel like doing it, that's a whole different Len message.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
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Speaker 1 (08:09):
One thousand, come on, none not one.
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Lie was detected and what he just said.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I got to take a day off because I just
want to rest.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Somebody, And he said somebody sitting in the back, and
they weren't their ass off. The buy a ticket just
for the opportunity to see you perform.
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He's absolutely right. I agree with it had.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Come on man and real quick man.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Kobe Bryant's last interview surface on the internet before the
helicopter crash that took him from us too early Now.
He spoke about how he was never the best kid.
He was never the best player when he was a kid,
and he explained the plan that he put together to
catch all the other kids who were better than him.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
When I came back to the States, I wasn't the
most athletic kid, you know. I was really strawny, like
really really skinny, and had like major knee issues because
I was growing. So I was the dorky kid with
hot socks and big old knee pack. I had to
look long term because in the here and now I
couldn't compete with these kids. I mean there's kids that
were like twelve years old with beards like a kid.
(09:08):
What I'm supposed to do with that? Like they're doing
windmills and dunking backwards. And so I had to say, Okay,
this year, I'm gonna get better at that. Next year
this and then so forth and so on, and then
patiently I was able to catch them.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Come on, man, inch by inch, life is this SI
That's what I'm talking about, man, one of the masters
that would do it. That's my quick sport support right there.
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Hey, best friends, I'm so excited to be said. Then
for my girl to brad. You know on Housewives, we
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have for y'all. So, Michelle Obama or forever first Lady,
it's about to drop a new book and it's tied
up the look. The book focuses on her style. While
she was our nation's first lady. And not only does
she talk about her fashion in the book, but she
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talks about her hair, and black women.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You know how we are about our hair.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Now, we all know Michelle Obama can rock on this
silk press or she grew up them braids.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Either way, she slays it.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
And she said she didn't think that the White House
or the country as a whole was ready for the
first lady in braids, and she didn't want that to
be a distraction.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Now.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
She also said she understood the assignment and as a
black woman, she felt that she had to make sure
the people could see her feminine side.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Although y'all would.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Love to call her an angry black woman. Her book
The Look drops on November fourth, and now you're like me.
I actually had her old book called Becoming back in
twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It was such a good read. I ended up getting
a journal.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
I went to her with her stadium, yeah, when she
was at the arena. So you know she's gonna do
a whole tour with this one as well. You gotta
check in with her.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, But most of y'all women wearing weaves now and wigs, well,
some of us have edges like our first lady.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
She had to know the see that's what I called y'all.
Y'all called her angry Black moment because y'all always say
stuff like.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I have to read it. I love her, but I
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Speaker 6 (11:43):
Like at all.
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We joined the Jennifers Show this week when she talked about.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
The same thing. Sorry because she was on Jennifer Hasson
show this week.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
She talked about Meg being able to accomplish all those
things and how proud she is of her, and she
if you don't recall, you know remember Queen Latifa was
on stage with Meg when she was the Coachella in
April and it was one of the biggest surprises.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
She rocked the crowd when they did the U N
I T Y anthem. It was a whole thing. But
here's what she had to say about Megan.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
She is just she's so cool, she's so fun, she's
so very talented, very talent and strong in her spot
and I love I love that energy carrying hip hop into.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
The future, of course.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
But she asked me to pop out at Coachella, and
I was like, what for real? Okay, But I mean,
you know, I had to bring it for because I'm like,
this is Coachella. We gotta we gotta take that thing down,
you know what I mean, Like these people are gonna
be ready. So I don't want to thank her again
for having me. It was so much fun and they
worked so hard, or dancers, just everybody.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It was good energy.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That night Victoria Monette came out, so everything out.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
There was a time if you saw it, the energy
was fell even through the screen, and.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know, it was really good. Queen the tief a
friend felt about her saying those things about me.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's kind of was a little personal.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I mean, compliment on her without it being anything romantic, Oh, because.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I would have felt funny.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Man, you so damn miss you should be looking for anything, right.
Why you had to run home with school every day
when my boots clutched to my chest.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Well you gotta keep your boots plush your chest because
they said Diddy gonna get out early. Oh yes, it's
rejected release that has been revealed, y'all there saying he's
scheduled to be a free man just in time for
tour season May twenty eight, and of course that's if
Donald Trump doesn't pardon him sooner than that. However, it's
worth noting that this date is not sat in stone,
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and there are various factors that could change this, either
moving it forward or pushing it back. To also be
credited with roughly a year of time served since he's
been in jail since arrest in September.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Mmmm, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
I know John Johnson stocks are gonna go back up.
I need to go ahead, put my money on there
right now.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Invest in some oil right now.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
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