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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety three Q, Houston's country leader. Oh, I done sound
so bad? I was worried. I was very worried this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why I think you sound fine?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah? I was worried that was not gonna sound fine, Caitlin.
I was worried.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I think he sounds horrible?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Do you think I sound who? You're terrible? Honesty for me?
I love it, though, Thank you we got what chance
for you to win. I'm kind of crusty seven o'clock
this morning chase alteen tickets with ninety three Q. What
can you not let go of that happened this week?
I can't let go of the fact that I went
out until twelve thirty in the morning last night. God
(00:34):
was it wait thinking why this is my friend Patrick's
birthday and he was going, Patrick, He's going out this
weekend for white Linen Nights And he was like, do
you should come out for white Linen Nights on Saturday?
And I was like, I've got too much going on
on Saturday. How about we go out. We're gonna pick
a week night, Thursday or Friday, because Thursdays I can
kind of rage a little bit because you only have
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Friday and the other weekend you'd know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And Fridays are like a lot of fun, a little
bit more loosey goosey.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Knew Kaitlyn was bringing in beer for breakfast this morning.
I was like, I'll have hair and the dog Friday morning.
I'll be fine. So we went to this restaurant called
King Steak in the Galleria. It was fantastic, and then
we tied one out at a place called out Ron's
Pub where we had yeager shots.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
As I told you, wait, hold on, hold on, yeah, Jaeger.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He was his birthday. I said, whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He was like, yer shots nineteen hiding from your father.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's what I told him. I got a child. Jaeger
was like, I love Yeger. He was like, you're a
forty three year old man.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
As I told Riggs earlier this morning, you should never
end up at a pub on a weekday. No, no, nothing, really,
it happens at a pub.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
On a week So many bad choices in that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Sorry, But we had a good time and I made
it in this morning. That's all good. But that's what
I can't let go of, the fact that I was
still raging at forty two years old. Still got it
gracious kind of, but asked me again at seven o'clock.
I'll tell you how I'm feeling, Caitlin. What can you
now like you this morning?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Ah, Carlos Korea is back. Yes, the city of Houston
is freaking out. Obviously, a lot of people very excited.
Some people just eh, you know, always have something something
to say. But uh, he's back. I'm excited to see
him back on the field. I'm excited to be him
reunited with Altuve and then hugging it out with their
size difference, and I just I just love those guys together.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Just talking to a guy last night about him, and
he was like, I feel like you never really wanted
to go, and like he went.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
To Minnesota when we lost him. It was a very
weird thing. I know, there were so like some negotiating
that was going on, some contract stuff that was going on.
I think they just couldn't meet in the middle, and
he handed up at the Twins and no offense to Minnesota.
But like, I can't imagine going from Houston and being
very beloved in Houston to Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I just do everything, and I.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Just A'm sure that it was. It was a good
time and supposedly he always kept. You know, I think
his wife's from here, so supposedly they always kept their
real estate here and he would come here often to
see family and stuff, So you still got roots here.
Nice to have him back on the team.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hell yeah, Erica, But can you not like go this morning? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I said I wasn't talk about something, but I changed
it because I cannot let go of how poor we
are right now trying to get the kids back to school.
When I say poor, you all have no clue how
expensive breathing thinking about going back to school is. The
school supplies the new shoes, and my two boys are
now men's sizes, So men's sizes, I'm done. And then Elena,
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who needs to have a certain color of everything and
it can't be itchy, and it can't be too long,
and it can't have it.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm a great.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Points I'm going crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
They are good points defense.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
And that's why my daughter Danielle take some school shopping
because I can't deal with it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Kay, Then you're taking notes on all this because like what,
two years from now you're going to be dealing with this.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm just going to ignore it, bury my head in
the seat.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm just going to go in blindly and figure it
out as we go.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Is we have no idea how much all that adds up.
And then they start school and they're like, we need
twenty dollars for this, We need forty dollars for that,
two hundred for this.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It's a future you problem.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yep, it still got a few years.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Current Erica problem. And that's what we can't like.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Thatbody adopt me, Riggs, Kicklon and Erica present the RICO Report.
What's trending in Houston and beyond.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, the report brought to you by Gallery Furniture. I
had my headphones on the wrong setting. So the Corners
report for hal Cogan says that he died of a
heart attack, but he also had leukemia and nobody ever
knew that before.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
What that's insane?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, so they're like did he even know? Like did
he he was he just not feeling well? Like how
has no like no one in his life knew that
he had leukemia.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's really sad.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Speaking of there's like some really weird stuff going on.
Did you see that Jason Jason justin Timberlake has lime disease?
You remember how they were like, you know, what's going on?
With his like abillitye to perform his concerts. Everybody was
saying how horrible he was.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He was making the crowd sing all the songs. Yeah,
he was singing and.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
He didn't know why. Apparently he was battling lime disease
and found out recently.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Pick or something line that that is one of.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
My biggest fears in life.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You guys, get me my disease.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I had a tick stuck on my scalp a long
time ago when I was a kid that I got
in the country and I always wonder, like I have
something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Oh dude, I had to tick ones on my stomach
and I saw it. I was like, that looks like
a new mole.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Stomach.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, on my stomach. So I had to go to
the doctor, a good urgent care and to give you
those pills that you take so you don't have a lime.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So we didn't do that. My brothers just used a
hot match to burn it off my scalp and we
went on about our day.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So I called my mom. I was like, Mom, what
do I do?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I had to tick on my body.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't know how long. She was like, go to
the er. I'll give you some pills. He'll be fine.
I was fine. So you go.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
In a week's time, we had such a rollercoaster. Remember
Shipley's was sold to a California company. But hold on,
good news, carl is back. Yeah with the ass shows.
We all missed him so much and so like when
I think when everybody heard the news yet yesterday, the
memes and everything was like, yes, he's back home where
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he belongs.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It feels like the good old days.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think, is he gonna be third best hours? He's
still gonna be a short stop?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
No, I think Third was saying, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Third Beast now nice, welcome back, Carlos, Yeah, fucking back.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
We missed you, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, so he was again. Yeah right Minnesota?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Horrible?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Do you know what to do this weekend? We got you.
Let's crack open the weekend six back with Riggs Kaitlin America.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Plenty to do this weekend in Houston, starting with White
Litten Knights in the Heights. It's tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Literally always pops up on me out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I was always had an hour. Huh why is everybody
wearing white?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, White Linton Knights. Yeah. In addition to the huge,
big events lots of places offering free cover white linen nights, parties, celebrations,
all in the Greater Heights. He's around Nineteenth Street. You'll
see everybody in white everywhere. So that's what's going on. Yeah,
that's all day on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Number two Caitlin twenty second annual Houston Restaurant Weeks around
Greater Houston that starts today and it's going to be ongoing,
benefiting the Houston Food Bank. Houston Signature Dining Event returns
with thirty two days' worth of multi course prefixed menus
for brunch, lunch, and dinner all nearly four hundred restaurants
across the Greater Houston area. Twenty five dollars for brunch
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and lunch, yes, thirty nine or fifty five dollars for dinners.
And of course that's at those participating four hundred restaurants.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's a great way to try a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
For Yes, sure, Sure is so good.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Number three Jurassic Quest and Brickfests live at Energy Center.
That's Friday through Sunday. The Megapopular Interactive Dinosaur Experience and
Family Lego Event both return to Houston, packed together for
the first time thirty dollars and pleasant times vary on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Number four, Weird al Yankovic, It's going to be at
the Woodlands. Weird Alazon Tour, what how random? Weird health
will be at the Woodlands Saturday with his accordion, with
all of his puns. When an All Your.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
El came out with a new video on MTV.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Remember so there, bigger and weirder to twentyday five. That's Saturday.
We can make it the Woodlands. Number five, the.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Forty eighth annual Texas Hunters Extravaganza is back this weekend.
Catch all the action Friday starting at three Saturday nine
Sunday at ten, So it's going to be all wee
can long check out those times online. Obviously, scope out
the biggest and best in Camo blinds feeders ATVs Optics.
We usually like to check this out every year, even
if you're not purchasing something. It's just good to go see,
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like what's new out there in the world of hunting.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, especially right before hunting season.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, it's a fun time.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Finally. Number six Erica.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Comedian George Lopez and King of Comedy at NRG Arena.
The Grammy nominated comedian, actor, and TV host returns to
Houston with a big comedy show inside NRG Park forty
dollars and up, and it starts at seven pm.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It'll be fantastic. There's your weekend six pack, enjoyed responsibly.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Ten questions, what sixty seconds? Zero room for error.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
We're getting all right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To win the cash. This is the thousand dollars Throwdown.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
With rigs, Caitlin and Eric oh N.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Welcome to the thousand dollars Throwdown. We welcome to the show. Alison,
is your last named Chains? Yeah? Alison, Chains would be
such a cool name.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
That would be cool. You know there's somebody out there.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Are you the woman in the box? Good morning, Alison.
Are you ready for the one thousand dollars throwdown? You'll try.
That's all we can ask. We can all all we
can ask? If is your college best? So we got
ten questions, you got sixty seconds. You get them all
right in sixty seconds. We'll give you a thousand bucks.
Sound good? All right, Allison? This morning's thousand dollars Throwdown
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is brought to you by Yetni Noodles, unconfirmed ingredients and
absolutely mythical flavor noodles. You might get those. Eric has
your questions and your clock starts.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Now what sound does a cat make?
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Miah?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
What planet is closest to the sun.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh, I'm saying it's just not right.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What US state is known for?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Peaches Georgia.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
What musical instrument has eighty eight keys? Who starred as
Wolverine in the X Men movies?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Hug?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
What's the longest bone in the human arm? The The
process of liquid turning into gas or vapor.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Is called what vaporization?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
What is the largest bay in the world, the largest Kiope?
What us present it?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And serve?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
The shortest time in office?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
God?
Speaker 8 (11:06):
And die.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Time? I know? The last one?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
William Henry Harrison?
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, he died of like thirty days. He was like
he was the refund president. We had him for thirty days.
Then they were like, I would.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Like to thank you, by the way, for giving us
all a good little chuckle when you came right out
the gate with me. Ow.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I was trying to keep it together.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
We were all in here laughing because you weren't just
like now you acted it out.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You committed to that mew.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You got that one correct, by the way, one, two, three, four,
you got four correct the ones you missed. The planet
closest to the sun is mercury, the longest bone, and
the human arm is the humorous. The process of liquid
turning to gas or vapor is called vapor, evaporization, evaporation. Yes, wait,
what did.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I say evaporization?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I was confusing your I was reading your answer and
the real answer at the same time, and my brain malfunction.
It happens evaporation, you know, a very basic word. The
largest bay in the world is the Bay of Bengal.
And the US president that we just discussed served the
shortest time in office was William Henry Harrison.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
He died in thirty days Henry Harrison.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
I love the name to.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, it's just such a strong name.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
But thirty days, Yes, such a strong name, such a presidency.
Thanks for playing one thousand dollars road on this morning, Allison.
Thank you you too. If you think you can take
down the thousand dollars throat out and get signed up
to blay at Q morningshow dot com. We play every
morning at this time on ninety three Q. It's easton
Corbin and roll with it with ninety three Q. Houston's
country leader.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
This morning on second date. Update we have Abby. Abby's
not getting a call back after a first date. Abby,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, good morning, good morning, So tell us what's up.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
No, I'm actually like really embarrassed that I actually had
to call You're fine, I've I've been divorced for two
years actually, so I'm just now getting back into dating.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Nice, get back up on the horse that three off? Yeah,
how did you meet David?
Speaker 6 (13:18):
So our daughters are actually in cheer together, okay, and
they just had a cheer camp and so we actually
just like ended up sitting next to each other on
the first day, and I don't know, it kind of
felt like fate to me a little, Like, So.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Abby, did y'all end up going on a date?
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Did he ask you out? Did you ask him out?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Had it worked?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
So the weekend competition and while the girls were busy
like learning routines, David and I would go out for
breakfast or I mean we got dinner, you know, we
would go to coffee.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's like a bunch of little mini dates.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Yeah, so we just hung out, like, you know, quite
a bit. Actually, we were texting, you know, during the weekend,
and then Monday, I expected to hear from him and nothing.
It was so weird.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wait all weekend breakfast, dinner, coffee, nothing.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, then just radiosylums.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, it's very it's confusing, especially if you were did
you get with a conversational right at least? I mean,
was there anything that happened during that not that I
now have.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I am like just really confused about it. Like we
we never had an awkward moment. Really, we were just
kind of I don't know, we were just hanging out,
Like everything seemed really easy. We had the greatest conversations.
Like from my perspective, you know, he's a single dad,
I'm a single mom. So one of the hardest things
about dating someone new when your daughter is in cheerleading
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is finding someone who understands like the amount of time, money,
and energy it takes to like support your daughter through
this process.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh yeah, my daughter did cheer for one season and
that was way too much for both of us. It's
a huge commitment, not only monetarily, but also like a
huge time commitment exactly.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Like, so the fact that he was so as committed
to it as I was was like, you know, it
was truly a blessing because I didn't have to explain
any of that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Well, we got to find out why your perfect man
isn't calling you back, So if you wouldn't mind holding
on the phone for a second, try to get him
on the phone and get some answers sound okay.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, please? I thank you so much?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Great, Abby will do that for you. Coming up at
seven thirty seven on I three Q Second Date Update.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Abby and David are both cheer parents, so they met
over a weekend cheer competition and they had quite a
bit of time together breakfasts, dinners, some coffee dates. But
then afterwards the Monday after nothing, radio silence. Abby's wondering
what the heck happened? Why is he not calling her back?
We're going to find out right now with ninety three
Q Second Date Update. What is this David?
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Hey, David, this is Erica and Riggs. We're calling from
a radio station called n I three Q.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Have you heard of that?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:50):
I have?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (15:52):
How can I help?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Would try to help you out. Really, I'm trying to
help you get a date with a wonderful woman. David.
Speaker 9 (15:59):
Excuse me, You're you're setting me up on a date. Yeah,
kind of Oh, this is a second date update. Please don't,
please don't tell me this is a second date update.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
You're so smart, David. You know we're just trying to
figure out why you aren't calling Abby bag. She seems
so sweet going.
Speaker 9 (16:16):
On, Oh man, what a nightmare. I knew it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I knew it a nightmare.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
You said, why, Yeah, well, our daughters, both of our
daughters are very heavily into competitive cheer, and you know,
so I will have to see this woman a lot
and this is going to be so awkward.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
So I'm assuming she's listening right now.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Correct, Yes she is.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Abby. Do you want to say hi to David? He
knows how this works.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Hi, David, I'm so sorry. I had the called ninety
three Q, but you were responding to me, and I
knew that we would have to see each other a lot,
so I just wanted to find out what the deal
was so we could put it behind us.
Speaker 9 (16:58):
Well, Abby, I was trying to get through this scathed.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
But I see that's not going to happen.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Now, what David, what are you in the world are
you talking about? I'm I'm so confused.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Okay, I'm going to be very upfront because cheer is
very important to my daughter, and I don't want you
to stop her from reaching her true potential.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, now I'm interested, Abby, what I.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, I'm interested too. I don't know what's scoring.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Okay, So Abby's I was talking to Michelle.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
You know Michelle right, Ashley's mom?
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Yes, Ashley's mom?
Speaker 6 (17:29):
All right? What about her?
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Wow? She saw us talking and walking around during tryout,
and she stopped me and told me that I'd better
make sure I keep you happy because if not, I
would basically be killing my daughter's to your career.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Are you serious? I've really had it? Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
She told me you are super involved and what the
words she used was that she basically said that you
were overly involved in your daughter's life and that you
are part of a quote mean girls to your mom
group where y'all just go around hating on everyone in
blocking people you don't like from being a part of
the organization.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
And I mean, I mean she said that about me.
She is the overly involved one. That woman is the
biggest hater I've ever met. Like she is. She's married
and she can't even let her husband take her daughter
to practices because her husband has literally slept with a
bunch of those moms. He tried hitting on me last season,
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and I kept turning him down, which only made him
come at me harder. And I finally told Michelle, and
she got mad at me, not her husband, at me.
You saw me. I was not even in the room
with the girls she was. She's always there, living her
life through her daughter.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Okay, well that was like a lot to unpack.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, I mean for me, does it seem like this
is a Michelle girl just just having the hating.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Issue sounds so nice. She needs to get her husky
husband on her control.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
There, No, that's exactly the problem. David. You can choose
to believe whoever you'd like, but I can tell you
that nothing she said about me is true. I mean,
I was actually excited that I had a conversation, Like
I was actually excited that I had a connection with someone.
I am very picky with men that I talked to
you because I never want to bring a negative person
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into my daughter's life. And I really loved how much
you love and support your daughter. I mean, I don't know,
I guess I was wrong, David.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
Sorry, guys, I just have to say, like I kind
of feel like it. You know, maybe I jumped the gun.
You know, this whole cheer thing is new to me,
and the dynamics with the other parents. My ex wife
is always the one that was involved and got a
new job, and so now I've wanted to be with
my daughter as much as possible. So you know, it's
kind of worked out that I've started taking her you know,
a lot more than a lot more now.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Yeah, no, I get it. It's a lot to navigate through.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
So I just texted my ex wife and I asked
what she thought about Michelle, and she immediately got back
to me and she just said, it's two words, total,
stay away from her. She's bad news.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Wow. Yeah, that tells you everything. We assume. Michelle was
probably the bad apple here. So how about a second date?
Do you think we could do that? Can we make
it happen?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Yeah? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
I you know, if you're down to forgive me and
give me another chance, you know, I'd love to go
and try it again.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
David. I I honestly liked you, and I know how
manipulative some of these women can be, so I will
give you a chance to redeem yourself. I'd love to
go on a real date with you, like away from
the other cheer.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Mall yeah, finally we don't. We don't normally get second dates,
so when we do, it's like a joyous accomplished. If
y'all wouldn't mind, would you hang on the phone, would
love to take care of the tab for the second date.
We'll send you somewhere nice to make sure it's all good,
you know, to you know, to pay anything. We'll take
care of that for you.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Absolutely, that'd be awesome, and we.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Will want an invite to the wedding as well. Absolutely,
he is his country late ninety three K. Good morning,
it's Riggs, Kaitlyn and Erica. Are you ready Caitlin Erica?
Or are you ready? Ford Joke Friday?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Bad joke Friday?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
We do it every Friday around this time, Dad jokes,
bad jokes and Bridget you are our guest judge this morning.
You've got kids.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Hold to your kids now they are six and seven,
sixth and seven. We might have to scale back some
of these jokes that.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
We have today. And what are their names? Brindley and Hagen.
We ready to go with dad jokes this morning? All right? Well,
each tell a joke and then you say who gets
the point as we go around the room. Okay, since
Kaitlyn has the goat trophy you won last week, right,
I did?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yes, I did?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And alright, so Caitlyn will go first for dad joke Friday. Okay, Caitlyn,
when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
I told my doctor, I keep thinking that I'm Tom Jones.
I think something's wrong with my with my brain. He replied,
it's not unusual.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's a good one, thanks, Tom Jones.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Reference Erica, what do you call a farting faery?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Oh, lord stinkerbell. Okay, Brindley would think that's funny.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Bridget If you're an American when you go in the bathroom,
and you're American when you come out of the bathroom,
what are you while you're in the bathroom?
Speaker 8 (22:17):
European?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's right. I took a risk and she knew that joke.
Who gets the point?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Erica?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Erica gets the point? Dang, I shouldn't have led with
that one.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Right, you know what, I'm not going to scale back.
I'm just gonna say the one I wanted to say.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
All right, go for it, Kaylyn. What do you see when.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The Pillsbury dough boy bends over what donuts.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Went there?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Erica.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted
me by saying, come in, make a seat.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Oh, I wonder if we got instructions for it too,
the SCRUI bridget. I got my COVID test back today.
It says fifty. What does that mean? Also my IQ
test back it says I'm positive. Who gets the point, Caitlin,
I am again out. I'm terrible at dad jokes. I'm
on lookod at real jokes.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Caitlyn, I'm up against Erica for this one.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Caitlyn and Erica head to head.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Next wins dad joke for No, I wasn't either. I
have one that I think would win it. Just pushing
the boundaries.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Just go for.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It, Okay, okay, okay, you guys ask for it. What
did the elephants say to the naked man? Can yours
pick up peanuts?
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I don't even want to say.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Just give it to her.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh it's so good, Eric.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Okay, because you have kids in the car, and the
only thing that makes my kids laugh is this kind
of joke, So I'm gonna do it. Why are ninja
farts so dangerous? They're silent? But deadly that would like
that one to see mine too. That's why I was like,
you just go far every time final.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Point goes to the elephant joke for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Thank you so much. I was scared to use those
jokes with the kids in the car. Oh perfect. I'm
happy you appreciated them. We literally changed.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
More congratulations? Is this three in a row? Is this
never happens? No't, Bridgiet, thank you for being a guest
judge this morning again.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
For Dad Joe Friday, Bad Joke Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Have a beautiful weekend, Bridgid is well, thank you. You
might win Dad Joke Friday. But can she win? Caitlyn
can't lose.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I'm on a roll.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Now find out next a ninety three Q. You win
money for a bacon?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Can't lose?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Welcome do Caitlyn can't lose. Elizabeth, you're there, Hi, Elizabeth?
Are you Elizabeth or Liz? Or do you do? You
have to assure Elizabeth Elizabeth? All right, we'll use your
full government name because that's what we'll need to write
on the check if you have to stroke up for
one thousand dollars, right, Kaitlin, I.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Don't know, just hit me with that might lose one
thousand dollars today on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I'm fine my money through the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I thought you were genuinely concerned for a second.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Now absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We're gonna ask you to step out of the room, please, okay,
all right, Elizabeth. There are five pop culture questions. We'll
give you about thirty seconds on the clock. If you
don't know an answer, just say pass, okay, okay. First question,
someone threw water at Cardi b on stage. What did
she throw back at that person?
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Her microphone?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right? Second question, Sean William Scott reportedly only made
eight thousand dollars for the first American Pie movie. What
character did he play in American Pie? Oh? I don't know,
all right. Third question, Britney spears her kids are headed
to Hawaii to live with her ex. What is her
ex's name? Fourth question Maven Coffee and Cocktails is the
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restaurant slash bar in Dykin Park and it's run by
which Astro's pitcher?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I don't know that one.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What famous item is now at the Alamo that belonged
to Pee Wee Herman in the movie Pee Was Big Adventure?
The bicycle all right, we'll bring Kaitlin back in. Please,
Elizabeth knows her ish. It's pretty good. Okay, it's pretty good. Yeah,
all right, So same five questions to you, Kaitlin.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
No, I don't feel so bad about the hockey there
in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
First question, Okay, someone threw water at cardib on stage.
What did she throw back at them?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Her microphone? And she threw it hard?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Is not hard and is correct. Second question, Sean William
Scott only made eight thousand dollars for the first American
Pie movie. Who did he play in the American Pie franchise?
Stiffler Stiffler is correct, Steven Stiffler. Third question Stiffler's first name?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I know Steve.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Anybody knew that Steve Stiffler?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Interesting?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Now you learn something. Third question Britney spears her kids
are head to Hawaii to live with her ex. Who
is her ex?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Kevin feederline.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Fourth question Maven Coffee and Cocktails is a craft cocktail
bar in dik In Park branded with which astro's pitcher?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I believe it's mccullors Landsome.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Muller Colors is correct. Final question Pee Wee Herman as
an item of his on display at the Alamo. What
is it?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Bicycle? Bicycle final score?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Erica Elizabeth with a great three, Caitlin five.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
She lives to see another day. That's my thousand dollars
I'm referring to.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Oh, we're running who she was? Yeah, Elizabeth, we're not
letting you go away empty handed. We got you four
tickets to check out Big Rivers Adventure water Park up
in New Caney. Can you tell us why you didn't
win this morning?
Speaker 7 (27:47):
Can't lose?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No? If that's four hundred and eleven wins, Now you
think you can take her down and get set up
to play at Q morningshow dot com. We play every
morning at this time, Kitlyn can't lose on ninety three
Q ninety three Q Houston's Country Leader. It's coming back
to school, you guys, the return of the Presidential Fitness Test.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's back, Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It is back. Do you remember it from back in
the day doing the presidential fitness tests when you were
in school? No, you don't remember that. Erica was that.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Ever so, when they would do the BMI thing where
they would squeeze your skin, they would always give you
a judgmental look, no matter how much skin and fat
they were squeezing very much.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So yeah, yeah, so much so that they abandoned it
and they made it a little less physical for a
while there, and now the President Trump has brought it
back to be all about What was it? I think
there was curl ops or pull ups. What you had
to do?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh my god? The one mile run. I feared that
every year. Y'all know. I was a little chubby girl,
and I feared that one mile run every year.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I fear anything that involves running. I don't like running.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I actually love running as an adult, but as a.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Kid, that pull up thing and we had to do
that was a presidential test. I don't know why we
were doing it, but we had to do all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
The flexed arm hang was another one they had to do.
Just sit there with your arm.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I weighed like two pounds. Literally had to run around
the shower to get wet. So that thing was easy
to me. I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Did y'all have to do the mile run?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I loved running back then. Now, if i'm running, you
better run.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Due to get the presidential award, you had to be
in the eighty fifth percentile. I was never in the ages.
I never went out. Never was. Like I said, I
was a husky gal, although everybody loved to brag about
the back when they did you're a husky gal growing up?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I was uh huh. I was not one of those cute,
little in shape string bean gals. Was I was packing
some thighs.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Didn't you like the shuttle run where you had to
run back and forth? Though that wasn't the one mile
the shuttle run, we had to just go back and forth.
That was a little bit easier.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I threbe, but we had to do the mile because
I remember fretting it. Every year.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You had to get a certain time in your mile.
Mine was always like nine minutes. That was terrible.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I was really fast back then again, I don't know
what happened.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You're just zooming through.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I was zooming through it. Man, while there goes Ericay
and my other little Mexican hood friends.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
We were quick.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Meanwhile, I'm all, when's lunch? Can we put all the
stuff away in the.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
First of seven lasts.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Snack area?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
So anything, Look for the presidential Fitness test to be
returning to schools probably this year is what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Should we do it?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Should we could actually do it right now. Like I
couldn't run a mile. I'm gonna tell you that right now,
I would.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
It would take me a good half hour to run.
I'm not gonna run.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
We tag team it, like the three of us and
what like. Sure, whoever we know is going to do
one of those things, the best gets to do it.
That means I have to run the mile, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We should do it and combine the three of us
and then submit our scores and see if we can
get the Presidential Fitness Awards somehow from our from the president.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
From the president, maybe just a low press school that
would be awarded to us.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Ain't bigness with you, guys, want to run a lamp?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
This morning, we're talking with Florence, who recently went out
on a date with Jacob. Florence, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Hi, thank you for taking my call. Sure, I'm hoping
you can help me. I went on a date with
this guy, Jacob, and I really felt like I had
met my intellectual match and he just disappeared on.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Me an intellectual match. Okay, so tell us how did
you guys meet?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Well, we met at a book club. Actually, yeah, my
friend invited me. We really hit it off talking about
these historical biographies, and you know, we decided that we
should get together for a proper date.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Okay, I love a book club romance. Like, I'm already
one hundred percent. And where did you guys go for
the date?
Speaker 8 (31:33):
We went to a quiet, little wine bar post in
the Hype.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh the little bread things are so good. I love
that place.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Yeah, it was perfect and the conversation was absolutely brilliant
and we talked for hours about history and art and
our passions.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Okay, what is it that y'all are passionate about? Did
those match up?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Well?
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Yeah, I'm an author and I actually spent the last
five years writing a historical fiction novel that was set
in Tudor, England.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Oh oh my, are we best friends?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Oh no, I'm like, are we the same person?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:09):
It's exciting. I was just published last spring, and so
we spent a good portion of the time, you know,
talking about the book. He had a lot of questions,
and he seemed fascinated and he was completely engaged.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
All right, So it sounds like a good connection. How
did the date end? What happened at the end of the.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Night, Well, it ended with a lovely side hug and
he said he couldn't wait to read my book, and
he made me write down the title for him so
he could go looking for it. But the next day
I heard nothing. It's been three days now. I don't
get it. Was he intimidated by my success? Did? I mean?
Why did he talk about my book so much? I
(32:47):
thought he was genuinely interested? I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's hard to say. And if
he you guys, met at a book club, so you
would think that, you know, he'd be interested in it.
And so we're gonna get to the bottom of it
and we'll call Jacob when we I'm back, Okay.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Yes, please do I felt something real there?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Well?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Did that coming up next with Riggs? Caitlin and Erica
and second date updates. So we talked to Florence this morning.
She met Jacob at a book club. Caitlyn and Erica
are over the moon because she is a history buff. Yes,
she's an author, and they were talking about the historical
novel that she wrote. But Jacob has completely ghosted her.
We're going to get him on the phone and find
out what's happening. This morning. For ninety three Q Second
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date update.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Hello, Hi, may please speak with Jacob. Yeah, Jacob, Hi Jacob,
good morning. This is Riggs, Caitlyn and Erica on ninety
three Q.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
What's up, dude, Hola, Hi, Hi is coming in hot
this morning?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
We were actually calling you about a friend of ours, Florence,
who you recently went on a date with, and she's
concerned that maybe her success kind of scared you off.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
And what happened?
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Is that what she said?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Okay, gosh, okay, Yeah, I guess I could talk about it.
I mean, the date was fine. She's really intelligent. I'll
definitely give her that. I thought it was cool that
she was an author, but she talked about her book
the entire night on stop. It was honestly, it was
a bit much, but I was still impressed. I mean,
writing a novel is a huge accomplishment.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah, so you were interested in her work?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Oh yeah, I was so much. So when I got
home from the date, the first thing I did was
go on Amazon to buy her book. She had even
written the title down for me. I think it was
the last Bolin and she told me all about the plot.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, so you're supportive like that, did you yeah, did
you find the book? Did you order it?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah, I found it. It was exactly she described it.
The title, the cover art was the same. She talked
about the plot points, about Anne Blen, the little known cousin.
It was all there. And then the biggest problem I
would say is that the author wasn't Florence. This book
was written by a woman named Karen Arthur.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
H What Yeah, is it possible? Wait? Hold on, is
it possible it's not the right book?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Oh? No, I mean everything she said about this book
was exact. Mean, I know there are a lot of
books out there about the Bolins me, but everything she
said was exactly in this book. I don't think she
wrote a single word of it. I think she took
credit for someone else's novel. And it was probably the
most bizarre and elaborate lie I've ever encountered. So I
didn't know what else to do. I just read flags
(35:16):
all over the place. So I just blocked her number.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Wow, right, Lawrence, you there, can you explain?
Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yes, I'm here. You know, he obviously found the wrong book.
I mean, it's a very common title for a book,
and you know, my book is also called The Last
bullin it and it also features a cousin. I mean,
but it's completely different. I mean, he didn't look hard enough.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Are you being serious right now, Florence. It had the
exact same plot you described for two hours. You even
told me the main character's name was Isabelle and that
she escapes to France. It's the same story.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
It's a similar story, but it's not the same story.
You probably misspelled my last name in the search bar.
Did you actually use the hardcover search filter? I mean,
my book has a blue cover, not the green one.
You're totally slandering me right now.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
This is this insane. You are literally digging yourself into
a deeper hole. Just tell me, admit it. Say it there,
you lied.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
I am a published author. I will not be spoken
to like this, Jacob. You're just a lazy researcher and
clearly not the intellectual I thought you were. So whatever, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
She hung up.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That was fast. That sounded like she knew that she
was lying.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So I'm looking up the book over here. She mentioned
something about a green cover. I don't even see the
book that you're talking about having a green cover.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That sucks, though, because you would think meeting someone at
a book club would be good. Damn it.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
No second day, yeah, I mean I thought it would
be too. I don't want to meet the person who
actually wrote the book, right, you.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Know everything about it now?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Well, thank you for your time this morning, Jacob. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's a Houston's country late in ninety three Q. Good morning, Riggs,
Caitlin and Erica. Another chance for you to win. Take
us to see Jason Aldem We'll do those in about
ten minutes on ninety three Q. Right now for breakfast
is International Beer Day. It's time, so while it's not
even nine o'clock yet, I would encourage everyone to crack
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open a beer, just grab a cold one. Can't believe
you said that on the radio.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
We made sure to put these in the freezer so
that they'd be extra cold.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
And Chris, yeah, we all brought in our own beer
this morning for International Beer Day. I can't wait for
Erica's beer.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Erica, who's never had a drink in her.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Life, never in her life. What is Erica drinking? We'll
find out in a second. I have chosen a bush
light of course, be joy so yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
The microphone, Oh yeah, I have chosen This is actually
my first time trying this, and I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Outlaw Light, outlaw Light.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, Coowzel, you've been seeing it all over cold Well
you've been talking about that. Yeah, they dropped us off
some ice cold one hundred and five calories.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Let me get this.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
What is it about beer that hits so much differently?
At eight eight fifty in the morning, Mason, you have
a beer?
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Oh my god, that is fresh, That is ice cold?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Is it good? Yeah? They've all been the Erica House.
What are you drinking this morning?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Erica love crunch granola. I'm very unprepared for this.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
You guys, Mason are doing the outlaw light. What do
you think, Mason?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Hold on, it's really good.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
It's really good, right, cold makes it taste better, and
the fact that it's free makes it really taste.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh, that's the best kind of beer.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
That's you.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Shout out to Coletzulinist people for dropping this off.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hell yeah, So Happy International Beer Day. Cheer's one up.
Even if it's four nine o'clock. Maybe you're on third
shift and you just got off and you can go
drink a beer. So good for you, Good for you.
You deserve it. You deserve a beer on a Friday.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Great fizz on that. Yeah, excuse he's gonna second.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Started coming back the beer burps. This is really good
for me also because this is his hair of the dog.
I got him at twelve thirty last night from a
night of drinking.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
So Rice, it's been running alcohol through his body for
ten hours straight.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
You should see his hair. His hair looks like he's
been through some stuff today.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I've seen some things. Yeah, you have seen some things.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
You have lived through some things.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And now a bush light before nine o'clock, look at me,
look at us.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Riggs, Caitlin and Erica present the RICO Report. What's trending
in Houston and Beyond.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It's a report brought to you by Gallery Furniture.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
So haulk.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
Hogan's autopsy says that he died of a heart attack,
But what we just found out is that he actually
had leukemia. Now, he had never disclosed this anybody before,
so we're not sure if he knew ahead of time,
or if his family actually knew and just didn't say anything.
But this is sounds like it's news to everybody.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
That's crazy. Yeah, and could that be part of what
maybe triggered, you know, but because wasn't it was it
cardiac arrests or what was a heart attack?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yes, could have been.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I wonder if that was all involved.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I don't know, he just seemed I guess he was
just very unhealthy, like in his in his last days obviously,
imagine what he.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Does put his body through for his whole life too.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
And we all heard like the horror stories about justin
Timberlake's concert and his tour, and there he was like
he couldn't even sing, like he made all of us
in the crowd sing. He was barely moving, like what's
going on? Turns out he has lime disease, which is
so k scary. I know, how do you feel now?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You was so and you were just getting old and.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
All kinds of stuff. Sorry, yeah, okay, so I have
to tell you this. First of all, welcome back, Carlos
got to say that really quickly. But also if you
guys heard this or not, but you know, I was
obsessed with the whole blake lively, justin Baldoni.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Being the charge on that.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Okay, so they are having a deposition. What we just
found out that there was a surprise guest that it's
going to be in on Blake Lively's disposition, deposition whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
All right, her disposition.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Justin Baldoni is going to be in the room when
she has to repeat all of her lot I mean
all of her suttory. So she has to look at
this amazing nice man who was so sweet to her
in the face and say all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
But in her mind she thinks he's terrible. So it's
not going to be hard for her. If she's an actress,
she'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Do you think it's even at a phaser. No, she's
gonna be like, yeah, look at me. You want to
look at me.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
But you know she was crushing on him big time.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
She's so upset.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I'm crushing at him. He's a good looking guy.