August 22, 2025 • 44 mins
Rico Report: Could Texas switch to THREE STAR tests?, Lil Nas X detained after walking down the street in his underwear, and Eric Menendez denied parole. The Weekend Six Pack. The Thousand Dollar Throwdown. SDU - Noah & Grace. Dad Joke Friday. Katelyn Can't Lose. Gen Z are begging Millennials to stop using their texting trademark. SDU - Murphy & Jessica. What is the absolute worst job you ever had? Rico Report: Could Texas switch to THREE STAR tests?, Lil Nas X detained after walking down the street in his underwear, and Eric Menendez denied parole.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Riggs, Kitton and Erica present the RICO Report. What's Trending
in Houston and beyond.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Rico Report brought to you by Gallery Furniture. Well you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Eric Menendez was denied parole during his first ever parole
herring on a Thursday, thirty six and one day, thirty
six years in, one day after he and his brother
kill their parents. So they said yeah no, and his
brother finds out. I believe today is when he finds
out if he's going to get troll or not.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
What did they have a life sentence to menandez brothers?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, yes, say sure did, and looks like they're going
to stay there.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I love the basketball card that came round, that nineteen
ninety basketball card.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh they're in the background. They killed their parents.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
They're both in the background of the basketball cards. So
this is random. Whose was it again, Mark Jackson? This
random NBA player, just a picture of him passing.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
The basketball, sitting right there.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
They're right in the back of the shot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who found this right? Who was like, oh, I got
a Mark Jackson's basketball card.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And they went back and found out when the picture
was taken and it was like a day or two
after they had killed their parents.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
This original card is selling for eight grand Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well parents, you're gonna want to know this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And I don't understand how this is even happening. But
Texas has a pending bill. The Senate already passed it,
and the bill is to replace the Star test with
three Star tests three the three shorter student centered assessments.
So here's the thing. It wouldn't be so bad if honestly,
(01:37):
the school's kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Freak the kids out.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Like Timmy's like, oh, I have to you know, like
go to bed early, and I have to eat right
and I have to do this, and like he's all
like anxious about this Star test. Like when we took
tests when we were smaller, we just go in, like
you just go in like a normal day, you take
your test whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There's not all this build up.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, the problem is so much of their curriculum now,
by way of what they're forced to do, is has
to be around those tests. Like the teachers want to
teach real things, they've got to do all these crazy
things with the Star testing.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Hey, question for somebody that didn't grow up school here
in Texas are those like the Scantron style test where
you fill in the bubbles and that's like the standardized
testing they do.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Every state has them. They just called something different. I
remember what ours was called. But we had it too,
but we weren't all stressed out about it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It used to be the toss test.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Timmy's like, make sure you have my breakfast right ready,
and I had to go to sleep, and I'm like, dude,
calm down, calm down, It's gonna be okay. Like anyway,
Little nas X was arrested for walking down Venture Boulevard
in just his twenties, then attacking cops when they approached him.
Police are like, we think he may have overdosed on something.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I think you think, dudey're that in marketing.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
At one point, he even put an orange traffic coat
cone on his head, Like what makes you think drugs
are involved?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
In his defense? Sometimes when I see an orange traffic cone,
I want to put.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It on my head.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I did too.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Times I picked them up and screaming them, and I
call them ice cream cones. Wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I think it's a it is. I think it's like
the millennials. We love traffic cone, I know, we just
like we think it's heavy.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Why fuck, it's it's obsession we have.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Maybe he won a no drugs, maybe he's a millennial.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Good morning, It's Riggs, Kaitlin and Erica will send you
to see Parker McCollum. We got a keyword for you
to text and win coming up in less than seven minutes.
On ninety three Q. What's going on this weekend? We'll
indulge with the weekend six pass.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Here this do you know what to do this weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
We got you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Let's crack open the weekend six pack with Riggs, Kaitlin.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
And Erica, starting with did you know the twenty twenty
five World Air Hockey Championship? What is being held this
weekend at the Margaritaville Lake Resort in Lake Conrod, Texas,
the World Air Hockey.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Can anyone go and compete? Or these are people that
have beat out all the other air Hockey championship surround
the nation.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Great question, Caitlin, But the defending champion, Colin Cummings, will
be going for his tenth world championship. Now this is
for professionals only, but you can go and watch. They've
got the Blitz World Cup Series, Open Singles, Women's and
Juniors tournaments and doubles matches and you can see Colin
Cummings there. I didn't know that he Houston was such
a hotbed for air hockey. Yeah, who knew me either?
(04:24):
It is that's going on all weekend long up in
Lake Conrad.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Tomorrow night at most Place in Katie our favorite Texas
country star, Aaron Watson. Yeah, and it's gonna be a
good time. We don't have to tell you that because
you already know that Aaron Watson is a good time.
Maybe we can get him back on the show again too.
It's going to be here anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He is a liquacious man.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
If you missed him on the show the last time,
you should go listen at a key morningshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
He loved to toss h Morning show dot Com. You
can hear the whole interview there. Yeah, good time number
three Erico.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Today, the sixth Annuel Mariacci Festival kicks off at the
Warham Center.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Were them I just like blewe right through that one.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Tonight's performance features celebrated groups like Mariachi Imperial, The America,
and the University of Houston Mariachi Pumas. The festival goes
on all weekend, so much fun.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't know there was another one going on this weekend.
That's fantastic. Number four the thirteenth annual Top thirty Influential
Woman of Women who.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're okay?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Number four Open another beer, Another beer, It's a Friday.
The thirteenth annual Top thirty Influential Women of Houston Awards
Gala is tonight at the Royal Sinesta Houston Galleria, honoring
some of the most influential women in the city, including
our very own Arico Rica ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I have nothing nowhere, yay, sith.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It is my wife and she's going as well.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
My wife wife, See, we'll be there.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Number five Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The Katie Home and Outdoor Living in Community Expo takes
place at the Katie Merrill Center. This is a large
exhibition for home improvement, landscaping, local businesses and it's a
good time for you to go out and plan some
new projects for your husband. Put some more stuff on
the honey do list.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll be there today actually from twelve to one. Are
you going over showing you what's there?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Facebook Live on nine three. Qu's in Facebook?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Great Eric Aurica's going to give your husband some honey
do lists stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Too like he needs more man like please, no more
things to do.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And finally, tomorrow Saturday, the PEPSI National Battle of the
Bands will be held the Energy Stadium. This annual event
showcases the talent and showmanship of top marching bands from
historically black colleges and universities.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
This thing is awesome. If you've never been to those drummer.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Seen those videos, it gives me full body chills, Like
thinking about is awesome. Like that, I'm full body chills.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
And that's going on this weekend. There's your weekend six pack.
Enjoy it responsibly. All right, we'll give you the keyword
to text and win. Take us to see Parker McCollum.
He's going to be in town September sixth with the
What kind of Man Tour keyword to text and win
next to ninety three Q.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Ten questions for sixty seconds, zero room for error.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
We're getting all right to win the cash.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
This is the thousand Dollars Throwdown with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Rigs, Caitlin and Eric oh N.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Welcome to the thousand Dollars Throwdown, Brandon.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Good morning, Brandon.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
We're drinking beer. This early in the morning is that
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Oh. I don't know if it's bad or good, but on.
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Sound good?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Sounds good to me?
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In the Harry Potter series, What's the name of Harry's
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a certain chicken loving beaver mascot from a Texas gas station,
oh path. The hit TV series Friday Night Lights is
(08:18):
set in what fictional Texas town, oh oh guess. In
the nineteen ninety three hit song what does Toby Keith
sing he should have been a cowboy? What oscar when?
He actor, known for his distinct voice and laid back attitude,
is the official Minister of Culture for the University of Texas.
(08:40):
Matthew McConaughey, which Houston, tex mex restaurant chain founded in
nineteen seventy three, is famous for its creamy green sauce
served with chips.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Phewie.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
What was the name of the Houston BASINNFL team before
the Texans were established?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
The Oiler?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
The King of Texas well, the King of all tree.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
George Strait time right there? All right, pretty good, pretty good, Brandon.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I don't like the way our intern worded the BUCkies question.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Yeah, that was our intern, Mike. He wrote that Bunkies question.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
We've been working with him on the questions.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, correct, And you miss the most famous forward catchphrase
of a certain chicken loving beaver mascot from Texas gas
station BUCkies Beaver nuggets.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Like chicken loving? What Mike, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I don't know where you got that question?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Chicken does? Does Bucky love chicken?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I don't know, Mike.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
My TV series Friday Night Lights is set in what
fictional Texas town that's in Dylan, And then we have
which Houston text Next restaurant chain, founded in nineteen seventy three,
is famous for its creamy green salsa.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh go, it sounds so good served with chips. It's ninfazz.
I could go for some ninfas right now.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You did say you wanted chips and salsa.
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Speaker 4 (10:29):
All right, this morning, we are welcoming Noah to the show.
Good morning, Noah, how's it going?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Not too bad? Are you guys?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Really all right? Not as would you? Probably not doing
so good though, be honest, be honest.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'm you know, dealing with the ghosting situation.
This one it hits different.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
At this time, it was Grace. Grace, right was her name?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
How did you meet Grace?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yeah? Grace and I we met on Tinder and technically, okay,
it was our third day. I don't know if that
still counts for getting ghosted and I yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, anytime your ghost did your ghost I.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Mean your ghost? Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
So we're gonna let this one side. Okay, where did
you all go for your date? And the last one
like where she ghosted you? Like, what happened? Where did
you go on that date?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
The first two dates we went out with friends. We
did like a double date type of thing. And then
the last day I invited her over to my place
so I could cook her some dinner.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And what did you cook for her for dinner? Cause
sometimes that right there will do it.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Well, She's Mexican, so I wanted to impress her, and
I wanted to make some like ausene homemade tacos tomala chada,
and I thought that would win some points. And I
thought I knocked her out of the park.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And I know how to cook, you said, or chata
to day going all out, So do you think that
you really cooked it well though, Like do you think
that she was like wow? Or was it bad and
that's why she didn't call you back?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, I think she loved the food. I mean, she
ate it all. And forwards, we were supposed to go
out to go have a few drinks, but she said
she was ready to call it a night. So I
just told her, you know, call me or texting when
you get home, and all she sent was a house
emoji and then nothing's good.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Did you maybe, like did you try to make a
move or something then maybe made her uncomfortable at the house,
like move in for a kiss or something.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Well I thought of that because I did. I did
go in for a kiss and she kind of hesitated,
But it was a super small kiss, I mean, and
it was actually the first time that week kiss as
a matter of fact, so it was very quick and
I don't know, like was it my onion breath? But
she had that too.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, I was gonna say both of y'all would have
funky breath if that were the case. We're both eating
the same thing. So no, we're going to try and
get to the bottom of it. We're going to try
and get Grace on the line and see if we
can get you some answers.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Is that good?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah? That sounds great?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
All right dude, Well hang on, we're going to do
that coming up at seven thirty seven for ninety three
Q Second Date up date this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
On Second Date Update, Noah took Grace with a couple
of friends the first two times. In their third date,
he decided, Hey, I'm gonna cook Mexican food for her
because she's Mexican.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And I'm gonna surprise her. Oh is that what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Did he maybe fail at the Mexican cooking? We're gonna
find out right now. On I three Q Second Date Update.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Hello, Hi, is this Grace? Yes, this is she Grace.
It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica ninety three Q here in Houston.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Hih?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I'm well, thank you?
Speaker 9 (13:27):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
We?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
All right? We'll recalling. Have you heard of Second Date Update?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (13:35):
That that show where you talk you talked to people,
talked a couples about this? Yeah yeah, yeah, I think yeah,
I've read that before.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, well that's good because you're on it today. We're
actually calling you about someone named Noah. And this wasn't
a first date for you, guys, this was what seems
to be a third date. Sounded like he, you know,
really enjoyed himself cooking for you, and that you really
enjoyed it as well, and then you ghosted him. So
what's going on? Wait?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
He said he cooked for me? Is that what he
told you?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
He said it was authentic Mexican food?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So what happened? Did he like not cook it right?
Did it taste bad? No flavor?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Actually the food was amazing, best I've ever had, in fact,
especially at somebody's house. But you could even compare it
all to Animphus.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Oh oy, that's good. I love that place. I went
to the original one on navigation for my ninety three
new things that I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Oh nice, Yeah, I love it too. I love that place.
I eat it pretty often too. But I know their
food when I taste it, And Noah's food was most definite.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Wait, so you think that he went to Nephas and
ordered food, brought it back home, pretended like he cooked it,
and so you were actually eating Nephas.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yes, without a doubt. I am certain everything that I
had that n came from Nymphas.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I know that food.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I know he had it delivered before he got there,
and then he just warmed it all up.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, but I mean, you can't fake that smell. Like
when you walked in, did you smell that Mexican food
cook in?
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
But I knew that smell because it's Nymph's smell. I
knew that, right. I'm just I wanted to see if
he was joking around or not. And I just kept
eating and telling him how much the food reminded me
of Nymphus and he just agreed with me, and he
kept saying, I know, it's just the way I make them.
(15:33):
They're inspired by Nymphens, I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Really inspired based on a story. Hold on, can we
bring Noah on the line and ask him about this?
Do you mind?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I'm sure I'm gonna guess he's probably gonna deny it, though.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Maybe Noah you there? Yes, did you try to pass
off Memphis food is your own?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Noah?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
And I'm offended that you guys are kind of taking
her side on this. I mean, is it because I'm
a man? Nobody believes I can cook?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Take her side?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We're just asking you yeah, my dad's a chef.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Quit and seriously, no if this has nothing to do
with you being a man, and everything to do with
two giant Nymphas bags with the dated receipts that you
tried to hide in the bathroom trash, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh you left that out busting.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Oh so I had Ninphas the night before and you
think it would still smell as good as it did
when you came over. I don't think so. You're You're crazy, lady.
I can't believe you know you won't just thank me
for making a nice meal.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Why would you put the Namephish trash in the bathroom trash?
Can e'xcarefully? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Bro, I wouldn't be mad if you would just own
up to it. But the fact that even here on
a public platform you're denying it is pathetic. Come on,
if you're going to order takeout, order takeouts, so don't
plot it off as your own recipe.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
You know whatever, I'll find someone else who appreciates my cooking.
Sorry for wasting your time, all right?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Hang on that?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Are you positive that he did not cook? Like you
didn't see pots or pans or nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
No, that kitchen was far too clean.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
On top of it, it's the.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Meaning for his trash in the bathroom trash can That
seals it for me, Like, why would you go put
that in the bathroom trash?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Seriously?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I mean, do you all get people like this on
your show that are just on another planet?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You have no idea, you really don't and you cannot
say you cooked Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We don't cook Mexkan food.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Just another day on second date update for us yep,
and no second date for y'all. Houston's Country Leader ninety
three QU Kaitlyn goes for win number four hundred and
twenty six this morning for Kitlyn can't lose. If you
think you can take her down, get signed up to
play at Q morningshow dot com and we'll play shortly
on ninety three Q. Are we ready? Are you ready
guy for our jokes? You got your jokes for bad
Erica's got her trophy. Yeah, it's time for dad joke Friday.
(17:47):
Bad joke Friday, dad jokes, they're bad jokes. And this
morning we're gonna bring Travis Teacher Travis on the show.
You're gonna be our judge this morning.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Absolutely, I'm not only a dad but I have one
hundred and fifty seven kids. I need to have some jokes.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I might just us'll jokes.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh man, I don't know if some of these will
be Well, what age are you teaching?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Eighth graders?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh, you're fine with eighth graders. Where do you teach?
You a teacher?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Where are you a teacher? You're allowed to say you
have kids of your own?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Two?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yes, there are three of them.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Here's how this works. We'll each tell a dad joke.
You say who gets the point? Eric is going first
because she currently has the goat trophy. Erica Rico, Please,
you're at first for dad joke Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Act like your nuts, Caitlin?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What animal has the largest chest? A zebra?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Zebra?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
What's the German word for bra? Stop them from flopping?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Long time, I gotta I gotta say.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
It looks like Erica is our winner.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
All right, Erica, point for you. You're up next for
dad joke Friday. The next joke, Why.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Don't dinosaurs talk?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Why?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Because they're dead?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
How does a penguin build a house? I don't know,
kayl he glues it together.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
All right, I like that one.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
A man was recently hospitalized with six plau plastic horses
inside of him. The doctor described the condition as stable.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
That was.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Wow. Can I give the point to myself?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Now, I'm gonna go with I'll go with Caitlin. Damn it,
I am out. You're out, Kaylen and Erica head to
head final joke wins dad joke Friday. He's not digging
any of our jokes this morning, you guys.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
By He's a tough, tough judge.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
You are a tough get to crumble.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Travis also very tired, and our jokes are kind of
not that great. Ready, ma'am. What did the fish say
when he swam into a wall?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
That's a good damn job, Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Hold on to your nuts?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I get it, Travis gets the point.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
That's gonna be Oh my god, I I com pose.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I am going with Eric can't now keeps the go
trophy two weeks in a row. Congratulations, Yeah, Travis, thank you.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
For I'll start writing you guys some trivia question.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yes of God and everything?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Have you been hearing?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Intern Mike's questions.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yes, this question.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, they're pretty.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Yeah, what's what's the what's the email? I can serd
them to.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Let's go to Q morningshow dot com. It's our website.
You can email us emails from there.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, we have a link there.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Okay, thank you very guys. You'll have a you'll have
a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Travis, you're a great American. Thank you for playing this morning.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
When you do send us questions, we're going to say
these come from teacher Travis.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes, these are all teacher Travis questions.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
All right, you'all take care of have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Till two questions you get see your real clues? Win
money for a bacon account. It can't lose. Let's be
four hundred and twenty six wins this morning for Caitlyn.
Can't lose. Good morning, Wendy, Hi, good morning. Are you
feeling Wendy?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's service.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
This is a great name. It's one of my favorite
fast food chains, one of my.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Favorite favorite I guess it was one of the moms too.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, Wendy, because this course five questions pop culture related.
If you get more, I think Caitlyn should give you
a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Awesome for you, Yeah for me.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Now for you, though, Caitlyn, please step out of the room.
You'll go too far. Take your beer with you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
For some chips and sauce out there for me.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
My gosh, there are chips and saucea out there already,
Erica manifested chips and salsa for us. I don't know
if it's really going to come true or not, but
it might. I ordered it, I hope. So, Wendy, here's
your questions. You don't know, an answer makes something up,
or you can say past. That's cool too, Okay, okay?
Question number one. You might know her from Bridesmaids or
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her time on Saturday Night Live as the target lady.
Today is her birthday?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Who is she?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Past?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
My question number two?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
This person waits for your teeth to fall out and
then collects them at night while you're sleeping, leaving Monday
under your pillow. That sounds crazy. Question number three. It's
National Surgical Oncologies Day. An oncologist specializes on diagnosis and
treatment of what disease?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Cancer?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Question number four true or false? Interstate ten runs from
coast to coast across the United States.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Ooh, true.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Question number five. How many degrees are in a circle?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Three hundred and sixty.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
We'll bring it Caitlyn back in. Wait? Wait, wait, oh, first,
welcome back, Welcome back to everything. Okay, this is not good.
What happened good?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Remember the beer that we put in the refrigerator earlier
to cool it off?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Beer?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, the freezer. Yeah, the office monkey got a hold
of it and he's drinking it and running up and
down the hallways right now.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Why is he here on Friday? What's he doing here
on a Friday?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I don't know he's here today. I thought he lived here.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Well, he better not drink all of our beer, that's
for sure. Well it's too late, my friend. Same five
questions to you, Katelen he ready to go?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Ready?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Good?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Question number one. You might know her from Bridesmaids or
her time on Saturday Night Live as the target Lady.
Today's her birthday? Who is she?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Oh, Kristen Wigg.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Kristen Wig is correct? Question number two. This person waits
for your teeth to fall out and then collects them
at night while you're sleeping, leaving Monday under your pillow.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
What a terrified way to explain the tooth fairy that
is scary sounding.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
That's what she does. But it is tooth fairy is correct.
It's National tooth Fairy Day.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
By the way.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Question number three is National Surgical Oncologist Day, and oncologist
specializes on diagnosis and treatment of what disease?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Cancer?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
That is correct. Question number four true or false? Interstate
ten runs from coast to coast across the United States.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
True?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Very true. Question number five, how many degrees are in
a circle? Three sixty, three hundred and sixties correct?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Final score Wendy four, Caitlin five.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Ooh, I know, I knew.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Christian Wig is just who was not popping into my head?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It happens and the heat of the moment, the pressure
gets to you get this person?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Is she also the one that does?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
I love it?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I love it that in the little hands.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
So great And that's all I was thinking of, was
a little hand.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I love it is. What's her name, Molly Shannon? That's
that one?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh that's true? Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Hey, Wendy, we're going to send you tickets to Max
McNown this Tuesday at the House of Blues. Congratulations, awesome,
Thank you guys so much. You're welcome, but you didn't
win one thousand dollars from Kitlyn? Would you tell everybody
why I didn't win that this morning?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Because Kaitlyn can't lose.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Four hundred and twenty six wins, Now you think you
could take her down? Gets signed up to play at
Key Morningshow dot com. We play every morning at this time.
Caitlyn can't lose on ninety three Q. Now, will you
go tell the monkey to stop drinking our beer? Please?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Thank you? Good?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Signed up to play at Key Morningshow dot com. Ninety
three keys Houston, This Country Later, Good morning, It's riggs,
Kaitlyn and Erica. Nine o'clock. We gave another keyword to
and win Parker McCollum tickets, Good morning. Millennials are now
being told to stop using LOL when they're texting. This
is something that we do. Over my dead body, I
don't even know. I can't even explain why we do it.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I do it grab those three letters out of my
cold dead fingers.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So we just talked about how I'm not a millennial,
but I use LOL all the time because if not,
I feel like I sound rude.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, it's it's a punctuation for us here's a woman
on TikTok explaining it perfectly.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I think millennials need to stop putting lol at the
end of every sentence.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How about no lol. We literally invented texting language, and
you're trying to tell us how to use it.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
You don't get it.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
If I don't put lol, how do they know that
I'm not mad. I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
It's not that serious being polite.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Also, why are you so obsessed with us?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
We want LOL? Let us LOL. You don't like our LOL,
then stop texting us.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Thank you, Stop texting.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That's really what millennials want is for communication to cease.
Leave us alone. We've been through enough.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I don't call me, I'll text you.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Oh, don't do that either, either, do they either? Just
tell me what you need right now, and then we'll
just settle it all right now, so there's no further communicator.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
If you want me to hurt your feelings and not
put lo L on the end of something that I
might have said, then I will. But you don't want that.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
No, you don't know. You don't want that smoke, because
then you'll think that I'm coming for you all the time.
And I'm likelol, lol doesn't mean literally.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I don't think I've ever actually like ha ha ha.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
As a matter of fact, when I do actually laugh
out loud, I will say that, I'll say I just
literally L Yes, I.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Will too, So leave us, leave the LOL alone.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'll do the L m ao. Okay, No, that was funny.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
R T F l O L. I don't roll out
on the floor laugh out loud.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't think I've ever rolling No, never, nobody has.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So what would we were place l O L with nothing?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
The sentence nothing, which is just like say what we're
not going to stop saying l O ls? What is
this going to be?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Is wild?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Gen Z can stop? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Also, where did they get off telling anybody what to do?
Bye by?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Did people say this about gen X back in the
DAYA they call this is silly gen xers?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Did they ever say that about Generation I ever said
that about us?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
No, everybody above us gave the millennials a hard time,
and now that they're coming from below us to give
us a hard time.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That's exactly like every kind of skips over gen X.
They leave us alone?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, I do, like you want to.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Scrap you by.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Meanwhile, we're just trying to work your life jobs to
pay our bills and hopefully own a house one day
pay off by.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Your college debt.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Leave us alone, let us L O L.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
This morning, we welcome Murphy to the show.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Good morning, Murphy, good morning, and thank you for having me.
I feel like this is a second date, up date,
first kind of date situation.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh you think this is like a first time? Do
you think this will be a first for us?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Possibly, that's a pretty bold claim for us, because sweet,
here a lot of wild on this show. How'd you
meet Jessica?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Well? I met Jessica on Venmo on first Wait like
the money app yep? Well here's the thing. We were
both in line at a food truck and it didn't
take cash. They only took cards. Okay, she grabbed the
wrong card, so you know, I was in behind her
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in line, and I was I heard her and I said,
you know what, if you just want to pay me Venmo,
I'll take the charge. You can just pay me right back.
She did, you know? I slid a would you like
to go out into her dms?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
And she was like sure, So is this a first?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, yes, yeah, meeting on Venmo. First, congratulations, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
I thought it was like a you know, super cute
story that you never hear couples talk about, like how
did you How did you guys meet? And it was
over a financial exchange and everyone seems to meet online
these days, you know, all right.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well, where'd you guys go for the Where did you
guys go for the date?
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Well, we went to this nice little Italian dinner at
uh then then uh, you know, we we had a
great conversation and before the date ended, you know, we
were talking about like the stuff that we both love,
like Saturday Live in the days of Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Yeah,
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you know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
The Golden Years days.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, absolute.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Are you a comedian?
Speaker 7 (30:57):
No, no, no, I I actually I even get nervous
talking about it. But I don't do well in front
of crap. It's just not my thing. But but I
love writing material for stand up comedian. It's one of
the jobs that I and I go and you know,
I'll support my friends. And Jessica kept talking about how
she loved stand up comedy. So I'm like, why don't
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you come with me?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
So we went out, you know, so you took her
to meet your friends, like friends who are comedians.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
M h.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That already sounds like I could have gone wrong in
so many ways. Please tell me that I'm wrong here.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Well, I think you're wrong, because I mean, I honestly
think everything went great, you know. I mean, she she
says she did well, you know, I mean she was
laughing most of the time, and she told me she
had a good time. I mean, there was one point
when a female comedian, not one of my friends, gave
her a little razzing about her yellow shoes. Might have
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made an inappropriate Wizard of Oz joke, but.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's embarrassing, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Like, yeah, I mean, she handled it very well, and
you know, it didn't seem to ruin the mood.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
So the comedian used her in a joke somehow liked
did it feel more like she was being made fun of.
Sometimes people get really uncomfortable, like you know, they'll say,
if you're uncomfortable with public humiliation, do not sit a
comedy show.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Do not Matt Rifle.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Yeah, well, I mean I think she basically was okay
and it was harmless. I mean, Jessica laughed at it,
and she seemed fine afterwards, but she did get a
little red in the face. I mean after the show,
we had a few drinks and that was it. I
mean it was just a few weekends ago, so you know,
I just want to know because I honestly thought that
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we might have had something.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
All right, Well, we're going to give Jessica a call
and find out why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Sound good, sounds fantastic? Thank you?
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Did that coming up here at eight thirty seven on
ninety three q's second Date Updates.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Jessica and Murphy met in a very unconventional way on Venmo. Yeah,
you heard that right, and then they went to what
some would say is an unconventional first date because they
went to a comedy show. And yes, in case you're wondering,
Jessica did get picked on at the show. Is that
the reason why she's not calling Murphy back. We're going
to find out right now a second date update.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Hello, WHI is this Jessica?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Who's this Jessica? It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica from The
Key Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
And oh my god, wait wait why are you calling?
Is this second date update?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
You do listen?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
We love you so much, so do you know who
we're calling about Jessica?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
Oh my god, yes, I think I do. But wait,
can he hear us yet? Because I know that like
they listen to what the person says. Can he talk
back right now? Oh my god, I can't believe this
is happening.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Okay, that's a weird question to ask. He he can't
hear us now? He can't. He can't talk until I
push the button, so all the floor is all yours?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Okay, yeah, button the button?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
All right?
Speaker 10 (33:55):
This is so crazy, Like I find this this is
so weird because I thought to myself during the day,
like I knew that I didn't want to move forward,
and I just thought, like to myself, I swear to god,
I was like, what's the worst that can happen? Like
maybe he puts me on the second date updates.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
And here you are.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
I swear, this is like blowing my mind.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
You've got no or we.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Are not kidding, We're very real. You are obviously ghosting Murphy.
Why we need to know? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Honestly, I don't really want to hear from him again,
Like he was way too weird and I don't think
that things would like ever work out between us.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
What happened though, Like, what do you mean weird?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Okay, brace yourself.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Murphy does not laugh.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I'm sorry, he doesn't laugh like at all at any
Like we went to go seeing stand up comedy, right, Oh,
I'm sure he's like already told you all about this.
And I saw him give a few smiles and like
maybe some like super lackluster chuckles, but like he didn't
laugh at any of the comedy stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
And these comedians were so funny.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wait wait, so like he doesn't laugh at all, Like
he just like sits there and that was it. No chuckle, nothing, no, not.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
Even a drop of emotion. You just intently stared at
them like he was watching, like like he was watching
like a national geographic documentary.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
That is terrifying. If something is even remotely funny and
I don't even get a smile from you, that's that's weird,
like serial killer type behavior. I'd be terrified.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, hold.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
On, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
You guys said he wasn't listening yet.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Along he said he couldn't talk until he pressed the button.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I pushed the button. Now he's here.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Hi, Murphy, Hi Jessica. I mean I don't laugh at
the jokes, mostly because I'm watching the techniques and the
timing and the comedians so that I can help them
with their content.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
I mean I didn't.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I was looking like
a psychopath.
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
I mean, honestly, Murphy, you scared me. You absolutely looked
like a psychopath.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I mean I'm looking back, and yeah, I hear what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
I could.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I could have been a little creepy the whole time.
I usually just I usually watch a performance, you know,
from the side, and I'm just listening to see how
the crowd reacts to what they're doing. So it's kind
of a you know, I was. I guess I might
have been in job mode, and I apologize for that.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I feel like we've just been with you on this
crazy rollercoaster ride where you just had like a moment
of self realization.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Well, you know, you can only get better, Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Well, Jessica, that sounds pretty genuine. I mean, it does
sound he told us that he was, you know, did
some writing and stuff, so it does sound like he
was critiquing kind of watching getting ideas that type of stuff.
Do you think we can move past this go on
a second date again? Or a second date in Jenny,
it's kind of.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Cute before she answers, before she answered, Jessica, I just
want to apologize to you for looking like a weirdo.
And you know, I mean I I I would love
a reset. I would love to take you out on
another date if you if you don't think I'm as
sociopath and I you know, it will not it will
not be a comedy club. I promised you.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I mean, obviously you do have a sense of humor,
but yeah, I feel like we could try this.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Look at this, it's like a rom com.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
That is that is a chance encounter with the whole
Vinmel interaction.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I'm glad we're getting a We're getting a second date.
This never happens. Congratulations, we just killed it.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, thank you so much. My goodness.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Ninety three Q It's Houston's country leader. Good morning. It's Riggs,
Caitlin and Erica Mourning. They've taken this video down, but
it's it's it's the worst job ever that I would
I would imagine that anyone would ever have to have
in life, which is which would be what happens if
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you work at a let's call it a coffee shop
and you notice that there's a customer sitting at a
table and they have an unfortunate accident that they should
have had in the bathroom, but they have it on
a chair, okay, in the restaurant. Somebody has to clean
that up.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, you know, it was coming out of his pants,
out of the top of his pants.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I don't know what was happening. Guy's having a being out,
very bad day.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It was like a guy in our office building has
had that happen once. It did happen once in this.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Man, Caitln saw that happen once. A man was walking
out of our building and what what did you see?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
What did you witness? He was covered in fecal matter,
covered carrying a shoe. The sleeve had pooh on it,
Like how did this? How did it get up to
the sleeve and somebody had to clean that up to
and we don't know who he was. He was just
somebody that worked in our building. He was in a suit,
like a suit and jacket, you know, jacket. There's a
lot of important people in this building too, So anywhere
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a point is. So that's an unfortunate job to have
to clean up that mess.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
And somebody had to clean that up too. What do
you think is the worst job that anybody's ever had?
What's the worst job that you have ever had? We
need Mike to call in for this, Yeah, we do.
It's like theaters, dirty jobs type stuff. Worst job I
ever had was nowhere close to any of that. But
I was a shift manager at a restaurant called Dog
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and SuDS in high school, Dog and SuDS, Dog and SuDS.
And this was a restaurant, yeah, restaurant. Imagine a sonic
you know sonic when they have like the you drive
up in your order and they have like car hops.
It's like that. It was like an old school sixties
like sop cop but.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Like you do at the same time.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
See, that's the thing. There were no dogs involved at all.
The only dogs were hot dogs and the SuDS was
root beer. They made their own root beer.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
But that's bad, Like Dog and SuDS. That's the name
of a dog.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
That's a bad Yeah, yeah, that's bad name. That's probably
why it doesn't exist anymore. But as a shift manager
for Dog and SuDS, I was responsible for cleaning out
the bathroom at Dog and SuDS. And I also had
to clean up all the grease traps and stuff at
Dog and SuDS. Someone has to do that. That's disgusting. Yeah,
and stinky, very stinky grease traps stinkier than the bathroom,
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I don't think I've had a worst job situation.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
You've never had a terrible job. Oh yeah, No, I
don't ever.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I don't think so. They've all been somewhat decent. I
wouldn't call them terrible, never had a terrible job. I mean,
we just have to clean out the stalls at our
at our farm. Well, that's that's I would consider that
shovel the poop. That's almost like family that.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, it was just part of chores we had to
do when we were kids. But what would be the
worst job ever that you've had? Seven one three three
seven zero ninety two nine. I hope that we get
a call from the guy that has to clean out
the porta potties. That's the worst job ever.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Touching food was the worst job for me.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Touching food, Yeah, A dishwasher at a convention centers eating food.
They put their gum on there and like it would
touch your hand, and I literally to this day cannot
stand the smell of like freshly like dishwashered dishes, and
then the egg would like, I'll give you that, and
they would employ like homeless people. And once I saw
(41:06):
this girl stirring the coast law with her arm.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Excuse me, yeah, it was just arm in like a paddle,
Like her hand was like a paddle.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
That I was like traumatized for life.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
If you think you've had the worst job ever, we'd
like to hear about it. That's seven one three three
seven zero ninety two nine. I'm gonna start this seven
one three three seven now zero ninety two nine.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Riggs, Kipton and Erica present the RICO Report. What's trending
in Houston and beyond.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
The Report brought to you by Gallery Furniture. Well, Eric Mendez,
is he gonna be paroled or not? I'll tell you
about that in just a second, But first let me
tell you that Texas has appending bill has already been
passed through the Senate and now it goes on and
it is said to replace the star test, which you're like, whoa,
(42:03):
with three shorter tests, so instead of one star test,
you get to make the kids nervous for three of them.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
How long is this? Is it a long test?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
The Star Test.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Here's the thing is that they say, with the aim
of reducing stress on students and providing more actual data
for teachers and parents.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
That's gonna make me way more nervous if I have
to take more tests?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
What way more nervous?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Because then you're preparing for three, Like right now, it's
just that that one you prepare the day before, they're
a little mess of nerves.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
But now it's three and I got to fill in
all those bubbles completely. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I never like and then my eighty d's and I'm like,
I need.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
To I need to go back and fill in that decorrectly.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Remember when we had to fill in our entire names
first last name, and if you had a really long
last name, you were doing the whole thing across.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
You're like, and now I'm out of time.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Well, so, little natz X was hospitalized after wandering the
streets in his underwear and police are like, we think
you may have overdosed on something, bro And You're like, wait, why,
I mean running the sheets in their.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Underwear, that's kind of normal.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
For some secon.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, and cowboy boots. And he was also putting a
traffic cone on his head.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Settle down.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
So the guy was having fun. What I'm hearing?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah, who hasn't put a traffic cone on their head
after a night of drinking? Really?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, who hasn't. I don't know, I have Eric Menendez.
Was he denied parole? Was he given parole?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
No, he was denied it during the first air parole
hearing on Thursday? And his brother is actually up I
think today or next Friday to find out if he's
going to be parole. But I'm guessing Eric wasn't. They
pretty much did the same exact thing. He's probably not
as well.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Glad they're re examining the case, and like the Netflix
documentary brought a lot of it to life.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But at the end of the day, horrible what they
went through.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Horrible, absolutely, But at the end of the day, they
brutally murdered their parents.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
You know that that's says something. I mean, I don't know.
Thank God, we've never been in that situation.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah,
Riggs, Kitton and Erica present the RICO Report. What's Trending
in Houston and beyond.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Rico Report brought to you by Gallery Furniture. Well you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Eric Menendez was denied parole during his first ever parole
herring on a Thursday, thirty six and one day, thirty
six years in, one day after he and his brother
kill their parents. So they said yeah no, and his
brother finds out. I believe today is when he finds
out if he's going to get troll or not.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
What did they have a life sentence to menandez brothers?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, yes, say sure did, and looks like they're going
to stay there.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I love the basketball card that came round, that nineteen
ninety basketball card.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh they're in the background. They killed their parents.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
They're both in the background of the basketball cards. So
this is random. Whose was it again, Mark Jackson? This
random NBA player, just a picture of him passing.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
The basketball, sitting right there.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
They're right in the back of the shot.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Who found this right? Who was like, oh, I got
a Mark Jackson's basketball card.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
And they went back and found out when the picture
was taken and it was like a day or two
after they had killed their parents.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
This original card is selling for eight grand Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Well parents, you're gonna want to know this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
And I don't understand how this is even happening. But
Texas has a pending bill. The Senate already passed it,
and the bill is to replace the Star test with
three Star tests three the three shorter student centered assessments.
So here's the thing. It wouldn't be so bad if honestly,
(01:37):
the school's kind of.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Freak the kids out.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Like Timmy's like, oh, I have to you know, like
go to bed early, and I have to eat right
and I have to do this, and like he's all
like anxious about this Star test. Like when we took
tests when we were smaller, we just go in, like
you just go in like a normal day, you take
your test whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
There's not all this build up.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Well, the problem is so much of their curriculum now,
by way of what they're forced to do, is has
to be around those tests. Like the teachers want to
teach real things, they've got to do all these crazy
things with the Star testing.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Hey, question for somebody that didn't grow up school here
in Texas are those like the Scantron style test where
you fill in the bubbles and that's like the standardized
testing they do.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Every state has them. They just called something different. I
remember what ours was called. But we had it too,
but we weren't all stressed out about it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It used to be the toss test.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Timmy's like, make sure you have my breakfast right ready,
and I had to go to sleep, and I'm like, dude,
calm down, calm down, It's gonna be okay. Like anyway,
Little nas X was arrested for walking down Venture Boulevard
in just his twenties, then attacking cops when they approached him.
Police are like, we think he may have overdosed on something.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I think you think, dudey're that in marketing.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
At one point, he even put an orange traffic coat
cone on his head, Like what makes you think drugs
are involved?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
In his defense? Sometimes when I see an orange traffic cone,
I want to put.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It on my head.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I did too.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Times I picked them up and screaming them, and I
call them ice cream cones. Wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I think it's a it is. I think it's like
the millennials. We love traffic cone, I know, we just
like we think it's heavy.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Why fuck, it's it's obsession we have.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Maybe he won a no drugs, maybe he's a millennial.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Good morning, It's Riggs, Kaitlin and Erica will send you
to see Parker McCollum. We got a keyword for you
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On ninety three Q. What's going on this weekend? We'll
indulge with the weekend six pass.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Here this do you know what to do this weekend?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
We got you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Let's crack open the weekend six pack with Riggs, Kaitlin.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
And Erica, starting with did you know the twenty twenty
five World Air Hockey Championship? What is being held this
weekend at the Margaritaville Lake Resort in Lake Conrod, Texas,
the World Air Hockey.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Can anyone go and compete? Or these are people that
have beat out all the other air Hockey championship surround
the nation.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Great question, Caitlin, But the defending champion, Colin Cummings, will
be going for his tenth world championship. Now this is
for professionals only, but you can go and watch. They've
got the Blitz World Cup Series, Open Singles, Women's and
Juniors tournaments and doubles matches and you can see Colin
Cummings there. I didn't know that he Houston was such
a hotbed for air hockey. Yeah, who knew me either?
(04:24):
It is that's going on all weekend long up in
Lake Conrad.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Tomorrow night at most Place in Katie our favorite Texas
country star, Aaron Watson. Yeah, and it's gonna be a
good time. We don't have to tell you that because
you already know that Aaron Watson is a good time.
Maybe we can get him back on the show again too.
It's going to be here anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He is a liquacious man.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
If you missed him on the show the last time,
you should go listen at a key morningshow dot com.
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He loved to toss h Morning show dot Com. You
can hear the whole interview there. Yeah, good time number
three Erico.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Today, the sixth Annuel Mariacci Festival kicks off at the
Warham Center.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Were them I just like blewe right through that one.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Tonight's performance features celebrated groups like Mariachi Imperial, The America,
and the University of Houston Mariachi Pumas. The festival goes
on all weekend, so much fun.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't know there was another one going on this weekend.
That's fantastic. Number four the thirteenth annual Top thirty Influential
Woman of Women who.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You're okay?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Number four Open another beer, Another beer, It's a Friday.
The thirteenth annual Top thirty Influential Women of Houston Awards
Gala is tonight at the Royal Sinesta Houston Galleria, honoring
some of the most influential women in the city, including
our very own Arico Rica ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I have nothing nowhere, yay, sith.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
It is my wife and she's going as well.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
My wife wife, See, we'll be there.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Number five Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
The Katie Home and Outdoor Living in Community Expo takes
place at the Katie Merrill Center. This is a large
exhibition for home improvement, landscaping, local businesses and it's a
good time for you to go out and plan some
new projects for your husband. Put some more stuff on
the honey do list.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll be there today actually from twelve to one. Are
you going over showing you what's there?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Facebook Live on nine three. Qu's in Facebook?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Great Eric Aurica's going to give your husband some honey
do lists stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Too like he needs more man like please, no more
things to do.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And finally, tomorrow Saturday, the PEPSI National Battle of the
Bands will be held the Energy Stadium. This annual event
showcases the talent and showmanship of top marching bands from
historically black colleges and universities.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
This thing is awesome. If you've never been to those drummer.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Seen those videos, it gives me full body chills, Like
thinking about is awesome. Like that, I'm full body chills.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
And that's going on this weekend. There's your weekend six pack.
Enjoy it responsibly. All right, we'll give you the keyword
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You did say you wanted chips and salsa.
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Speaker 4 (10:29):
All right, this morning, we are welcoming Noah to the show.
Good morning, Noah, how's it going?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Not too bad? Are you guys?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Really all right? Not as would you? Probably not doing
so good though, be honest, be honest.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, I'm you know, dealing with the ghosting situation.
This one it hits different.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
At this time, it was Grace. Grace, right was her name?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
How did you meet Grace?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yeah? Grace and I we met on Tinder and technically, okay,
it was our third day. I don't know if that
still counts for getting ghosted and I yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, anytime your ghost did your ghost I.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Mean your ghost? Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
So we're gonna let this one side. Okay, where did
you all go for your date? And the last one
like where she ghosted you? Like, what happened? Where did
you go on that date?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Well?
Speaker 6 (11:15):
The first two dates we went out with friends. We
did like a double date type of thing. And then
the last day I invited her over to my place
so I could cook her some dinner.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And what did you cook for her for dinner? Cause
sometimes that right there will do it.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Well, She's Mexican, so I wanted to impress her, and
I wanted to make some like ausene homemade tacos tomala chada,
and I thought that would win some points. And I
thought I knocked her out of the park.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And I know how to cook, you said, or chata
to day going all out, So do you think that
you really cooked it well though, Like do you think
that she was like wow? Or was it bad and
that's why she didn't call you back?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah, I think she loved the food. I mean, she
ate it all. And forwards, we were supposed to go
out to go have a few drinks, but she said
she was ready to call it a night. So I
just told her, you know, call me or texting when
you get home, and all she sent was a house
emoji and then nothing's good.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Did you maybe, like did you try to make a
move or something then maybe made her uncomfortable at the house,
like move in for a kiss or something.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Well I thought of that because I did. I did
go in for a kiss and she kind of hesitated,
But it was a super small kiss, I mean, and
it was actually the first time that week kiss as
a matter of fact, so it was very quick and
I don't know, like was it my onion breath? But
she had that too.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah, I was gonna say both of y'all would have
funky breath if that were the case. We're both eating
the same thing. So no, we're going to try and
get to the bottom of it. We're going to try
and get Grace on the line and see if we
can get you some answers.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Is that good?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah? That sounds great?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
All right dude, Well hang on, we're going to do
that coming up at seven thirty seven for ninety three
Q Second Date up date this morning.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
On Second Date Update, Noah took Grace with a couple
of friends the first two times. In their third date,
he decided, Hey, I'm gonna cook Mexican food for her
because she's Mexican.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And I'm gonna surprise her. Oh is that what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Did he maybe fail at the Mexican cooking? We're gonna
find out right now. On I three Q Second Date Update.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Hello, Hi, is this Grace? Yes, this is she Grace.
It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica ninety three Q here in Houston.
How are you?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Hih?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Hi?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
I'm well, thank you?
Speaker 9 (13:27):
How are you?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
We?
Speaker 5 (13:28):
All right? We'll recalling. Have you heard of Second Date Update?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (13:35):
That that show where you talk you talked to people,
talked a couples about this? Yeah yeah, yeah, I think yeah,
I've read that before.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, well that's good because you're on it today. We're
actually calling you about someone named Noah. And this wasn't
a first date for you, guys, this was what seems
to be a third date. Sounded like he, you know,
really enjoyed himself cooking for you, and that you really
enjoyed it as well, and then you ghosted him. So
what's going on? Wait?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
He said he cooked for me? Is that what he
told you?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
He said it was authentic Mexican food?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
So what happened? Did he like not cook it right?
Did it taste bad? No flavor?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Actually the food was amazing, best I've ever had, in fact,
especially at somebody's house. But you could even compare it
all to Animphus.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Oh oy, that's good. I love that place. I went
to the original one on navigation for my ninety three
new things that I'm doing.
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Oh nice, Yeah, I love it too. I love that place.
I eat it pretty often too. But I know their
food when I taste it, And Noah's food was most definite.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Wait, so you think that he went to Nephas and
ordered food, brought it back home, pretended like he cooked it,
and so you were actually eating Nephas.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yes, without a doubt. I am certain everything that I
had that n came from Nymphas.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I know that food.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I know he had it delivered before he got there,
and then he just warmed it all up.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, but I mean, you can't fake that smell. Like
when you walked in, did you smell that Mexican food
cook in?
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
But I knew that smell because it's Nymph's smell. I
knew that, right. I'm just I wanted to see if
he was joking around or not. And I just kept
eating and telling him how much the food reminded me
of Nymphus and he just agreed with me, and he
kept saying, I know, it's just the way I make them.
(15:33):
They're inspired by Nymphens, I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Really inspired based on a story. Hold on, can we
bring Noah on the line and ask him about this?
Do you mind?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I'm sure I'm gonna guess he's probably gonna deny it, though.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Maybe Noah you there? Yes, did you try to pass
off Memphis food is your own?
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Noah?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
And I'm offended that you guys are kind of taking
her side on this. I mean, is it because I'm
a man? Nobody believes I can cook?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Take her side?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
We're just asking you yeah, my dad's a chef.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Quit and seriously, no if this has nothing to do
with you being a man, and everything to do with
two giant Nymphas bags with the dated receipts that you
tried to hide in the bathroom trash, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh you left that out busting.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Oh so I had Ninphas the night before and you
think it would still smell as good as it did
when you came over. I don't think so. You're You're crazy, lady.
I can't believe you know you won't just thank me
for making a nice meal.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Why would you put the Namephish trash in the bathroom trash?
Can e'xcarefully? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Bro, I wouldn't be mad if you would just own
up to it. But the fact that even here on
a public platform you're denying it is pathetic. Come on,
if you're going to order takeout, order takeouts, so don't
plot it off as your own recipe.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
You know whatever, I'll find someone else who appreciates my cooking.
Sorry for wasting your time, all right?
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Hang on that?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Are you positive that he did not cook? Like you
didn't see pots or pans or nothing.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
No, that kitchen was far too clean.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
On top of it, it's the.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Meaning for his trash in the bathroom trash can That
seals it for me, Like, why would you go put
that in the bathroom trash?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Seriously?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I mean, do you all get people like this on
your show that are just on another planet?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You have no idea, you really don't and you cannot
say you cooked Mexican food.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We don't cook Mexkan food.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Just another day on second date update for us yep,
and no second date for y'all. Houston's Country Leader ninety
three QU Kaitlyn goes for win number four hundred and
twenty six this morning for Kitlyn can't lose. If you
think you can take her down, get signed up to
play at Q morningshow dot com and we'll play shortly
on ninety three Q. Are we ready? Are you ready
guy for our jokes? You got your jokes for bad
Erica's got her trophy. Yeah, it's time for dad joke Friday.
(17:47):
Bad joke Friday, dad jokes, they're bad jokes. And this
morning we're gonna bring Travis Teacher Travis on the show.
You're gonna be our judge this morning.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Absolutely, I'm not only a dad but I have one
hundred and fifty seven kids. I need to have some jokes.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I might just us'll jokes.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Oh man, I don't know if some of these will
be Well, what age are you teaching?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Eighth graders?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh, you're fine with eighth graders. Where do you teach?
You a teacher?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Where are you a teacher? You're allowed to say you
have kids of your own?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Two?
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Yes, there are three of them.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Here's how this works. We'll each tell a dad joke.
You say who gets the point? Eric is going first
because she currently has the goat trophy. Erica Rico, Please,
you're at first for dad joke Friday.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Act like your nuts, Caitlin?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
What animal has the largest chest? A zebra?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Zebra?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
What's the German word for bra? Stop them from flopping?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Long time, I gotta I gotta say.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
It looks like Erica is our winner.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
All right, Erica, point for you. You're up next for
dad joke Friday. The next joke, Why.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Don't dinosaurs talk?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Why?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Because they're dead?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
How does a penguin build a house? I don't know,
kayl he glues it together.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
All right, I like that one.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
A man was recently hospitalized with six plau plastic horses
inside of him. The doctor described the condition as stable.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
That was.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Wow. Can I give the point to myself?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Now, I'm gonna go with I'll go with Caitlin. Damn it,
I am out. You're out, Kaylen and Erica head to
head final joke wins dad joke Friday. He's not digging
any of our jokes this morning, you guys.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
By He's a tough, tough judge.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
You are a tough get to crumble.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Travis also very tired, and our jokes are kind of
not that great. Ready, ma'am. What did the fish say
when he swam into a wall?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Damn?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
That's a good damn job, Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Hold on to your nuts?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I get it, Travis gets the point.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
That's gonna be Oh my god, I I com pose.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I am going with Eric can't now keeps the go
trophy two weeks in a row. Congratulations, Yeah, Travis, thank you.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
For I'll start writing you guys some trivia question.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yes of God and everything?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Have you been hearing?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Intern Mike's questions.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yes, this question.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Yeah, they're pretty.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Yeah, what's what's the what's the email? I can serd
them to.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Let's go to Q morningshow dot com. It's our website.
You can email us emails from there.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, we have a link there.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Okay, thank you very guys. You'll have a you'll have
a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Travis, you're a great American. Thank you for playing this morning.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
When you do send us questions, we're going to say
these come from teacher Travis.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Yes, these are all teacher Travis questions.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
All right, you'all take care of have a great weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Till two questions you get see your real clues? Win
money for a bacon account. It can't lose. Let's be
four hundred and twenty six wins this morning for Caitlyn.
Can't lose. Good morning, Wendy, Hi, good morning. Are you
feeling Wendy?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's service.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
This is a great name. It's one of my favorite
fast food chains, one of my.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Favorite favorite I guess it was one of the moms too.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Yeah, Wendy, because this course five questions pop culture related.
If you get more, I think Caitlyn should give you
a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Awesome for you, Yeah for me.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Now for you, though, Caitlyn, please step out of the room.
You'll go too far. Take your beer with you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
For some chips and sauce out there for me.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
My gosh, there are chips and saucea out there already,
Erica manifested chips and salsa for us. I don't know
if it's really going to come true or not, but
it might. I ordered it, I hope. So, Wendy, here's
your questions. You don't know, an answer makes something up,
or you can say past. That's cool too, Okay, okay?
Question number one. You might know her from Bridesmaids or
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her time on Saturday Night Live as the target lady.
Today is her birthday?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Who is she?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Past?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
My question number two?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
This person waits for your teeth to fall out and
then collects them at night while you're sleeping, leaving Monday
under your pillow. That sounds crazy. Question number three. It's
National Surgical Oncologies Day. An oncologist specializes on diagnosis and
treatment of what disease?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Cancer?
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Question number four true or false? Interstate ten runs from
coast to coast across the United States.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Ooh, true.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Question number five. How many degrees are in a circle?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Three hundred and sixty.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
We'll bring it Caitlyn back in. Wait? Wait, wait, oh, first,
welcome back, Welcome back to everything. Okay, this is not good.
What happened good?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Remember the beer that we put in the refrigerator earlier
to cool it off?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Beer?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, the freezer. Yeah, the office monkey got a hold
of it and he's drinking it and running up and
down the hallways right now.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Why is he here on Friday? What's he doing here
on a Friday?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I don't know he's here today. I thought he lived here.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Well, he better not drink all of our beer, that's
for sure. Well it's too late, my friend. Same five
questions to you, Katelen he ready to go?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Ready?
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Good?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Question number one. You might know her from Bridesmaids or
her time on Saturday Night Live as the target Lady.
Today's her birthday? Who is she?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Oh, Kristen Wigg.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Kristen Wig is correct? Question number two. This person waits
for your teeth to fall out and then collects them
at night while you're sleeping, leaving Monday under your pillow.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
What a terrified way to explain the tooth fairy that
is scary sounding.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
That's what she does. But it is tooth fairy is correct.
It's National tooth Fairy Day.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
By the way.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Question number three is National Surgical Oncologist Day, and oncologist
specializes on diagnosis and treatment of what disease?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Cancer?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
That is correct. Question number four true or false? Interstate
ten runs from coast to coast across the United States.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
True?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Very true. Question number five, how many degrees are in
a circle? Three sixty, three hundred and sixties correct?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Final score Wendy four, Caitlin five.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Ooh, I know, I knew.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
Christian Wig is just who was not popping into my head?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It happens and the heat of the moment, the pressure
gets to you get this person?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Is she also the one that does?
Speaker 8 (25:05):
I love it?
Speaker 6 (25:06):
I love it that in the little hands.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
So great And that's all I was thinking of, was
a little hand.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I love it is. What's her name, Molly Shannon? That's
that one?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh that's true? Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Hey, Wendy, we're going to send you tickets to Max
McNown this Tuesday at the House of Blues. Congratulations, awesome,
Thank you guys so much. You're welcome, but you didn't
win one thousand dollars from Kitlyn? Would you tell everybody
why I didn't win that this morning?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Because Kaitlyn can't lose.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Four hundred and twenty six wins, Now you think you
could take her down? Gets signed up to play at
Key Morningshow dot com. We play every morning at this time.
Caitlyn can't lose on ninety three Q. Now, will you
go tell the monkey to stop drinking our beer? Please?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Thank you? Good?
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Signed up to play at Key Morningshow dot com. Ninety
three keys Houston, This Country Later, Good morning, It's riggs,
Kaitlyn and Erica. Nine o'clock. We gave another keyword to
and win Parker McCollum tickets, Good morning. Millennials are now
being told to stop using LOL when they're texting. This
is something that we do. Over my dead body, I
don't even know. I can't even explain why we do it.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I do it grab those three letters out of my
cold dead fingers.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So we just talked about how I'm not a millennial,
but I use LOL all the time because if not,
I feel like I sound rude.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, it's it's a punctuation for us here's a woman
on TikTok explaining it perfectly.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I think millennials need to stop putting lol at the
end of every sentence.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
How about no lol. We literally invented texting language, and
you're trying to tell us how to use it.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
You don't get it.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
If I don't put lol, how do they know that
I'm not mad. I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
It's not that serious being polite.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Also, why are you so obsessed with us?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
We want LOL? Let us LOL. You don't like our LOL,
then stop texting us.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Thank you, Stop texting.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
That's really what millennials want is for communication to cease.
Leave us alone. We've been through enough.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I don't call me, I'll text you.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Oh, don't do that either, either, do they either? Just
tell me what you need right now, and then we'll
just settle it all right now, so there's no further communicator.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
If you want me to hurt your feelings and not
put lo L on the end of something that I
might have said, then I will. But you don't want that.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
No, you don't know. You don't want that smoke, because
then you'll think that I'm coming for you all the time.
And I'm likelol, lol doesn't mean literally.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I don't think I've ever actually like ha ha ha.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
As a matter of fact, when I do actually laugh
out loud, I will say that, I'll say I just
literally L Yes, I.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Will too, So leave us, leave the LOL alone.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'll do the L m ao. Okay, No, that was funny.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
R T F l O L. I don't roll out
on the floor laugh out loud.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I don't think I've ever rolling No, never, nobody has.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
So what would we were place l O L with nothing?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
The sentence nothing, which is just like say what we're
not going to stop saying l O ls? What is
this going to be?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Is wild?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Gen Z can stop? I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Also, where did they get off telling anybody what to do?
Bye by?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Did people say this about gen X back in the
DAYA they call this is silly gen xers?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Did they ever say that about Generation I ever said
that about us?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:24):
No, everybody above us gave the millennials a hard time,
and now that they're coming from below us to give
us a hard time.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That's exactly like every kind of skips over gen X.
They leave us alone?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah, I do, like you want to.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Scrap you by.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Meanwhile, we're just trying to work your life jobs to
pay our bills and hopefully own a house one day
pay off by.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Your college debt.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Leave us alone, let us L O L.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
This morning, we welcome Murphy to the show.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Good morning, Murphy, good morning, and thank you for having me.
I feel like this is a second date, up date,
first kind of date situation.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh you think this is like a first time? Do
you think this will be a first for us?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Possibly, that's a pretty bold claim for us, because sweet,
here a lot of wild on this show. How'd you
meet Jessica?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Well? I met Jessica on Venmo on first Wait like
the money app yep? Well here's the thing. We were
both in line at a food truck and it didn't
take cash. They only took cards. Okay, she grabbed the
wrong card, so you know, I was in behind her
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in line, and I was I heard her and I said,
you know what, if you just want to pay me Venmo,
I'll take the charge. You can just pay me right back.
She did, you know? I slid a would you like
to go out into her dms?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
And she was like sure, So is this a first?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, yes, yeah, meeting on Venmo. First, congratulations, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
I thought it was like a you know, super cute
story that you never hear couples talk about, like how
did you How did you guys meet? And it was
over a financial exchange and everyone seems to meet online
these days, you know, all right.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Well, where'd you guys go for the Where did you
guys go for the date?
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Well, we went to this nice little Italian dinner at
uh then then uh, you know, we we had a
great conversation and before the date ended, you know, we
were talking about like the stuff that we both love,
like Saturday Live in the days of Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Yeah,
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you know.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
The Golden Years days.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, absolute.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Are you a comedian?
Speaker 7 (30:57):
No, no, no, I I actually I even get nervous
talking about it. But I don't do well in front
of crap. It's just not my thing. But but I
love writing material for stand up comedian. It's one of
the jobs that I and I go and you know,
I'll support my friends. And Jessica kept talking about how
she loved stand up comedy. So I'm like, why don't
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you come with me?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
So we went out, you know, so you took her
to meet your friends, like friends who are comedians.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
M h.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
That already sounds like I could have gone wrong in
so many ways. Please tell me that I'm wrong here.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Well, I think you're wrong, because I mean, I honestly
think everything went great, you know. I mean, she she
says she did well, you know, I mean she was
laughing most of the time, and she told me she
had a good time. I mean, there was one point
when a female comedian, not one of my friends, gave
her a little razzing about her yellow shoes. Might have
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made an inappropriate Wizard of Oz joke, but.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's embarrassing, I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Like, yeah, I mean, she handled it very well, and
you know, it didn't seem to ruin the mood.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
So the comedian used her in a joke somehow liked
did it feel more like she was being made fun of.
Sometimes people get really uncomfortable, like you know, they'll say,
if you're uncomfortable with public humiliation, do not sit a
comedy show.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Do not Matt Rifle.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Yeah, well, I mean I think she basically was okay
and it was harmless. I mean, Jessica laughed at it,
and she seemed fine afterwards, but she did get a
little red in the face. I mean after the show,
we had a few drinks and that was it. I
mean it was just a few weekends ago, so you know,
I just want to know because I honestly thought that
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we might have had something.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
All right, Well, we're going to give Jessica a call
and find out why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Sound good, sounds fantastic? Thank you?
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Did that coming up here at eight thirty seven on
ninety three q's second Date Updates.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Jessica and Murphy met in a very unconventional way on Venmo. Yeah,
you heard that right, and then they went to what
some would say is an unconventional first date because they
went to a comedy show. And yes, in case you're wondering,
Jessica did get picked on at the show. Is that
the reason why she's not calling Murphy back. We're going
to find out right now a second date update.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Hello, WHI is this Jessica?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Who's this Jessica? It's Riggs, Caitlin and Erica from The
Key Morning Show.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
And oh my god, wait wait why are you calling?
Is this second date update?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
You do listen?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
We love you so much, so do you know who
we're calling about Jessica?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
Oh my god, yes, I think I do. But wait,
can he hear us yet? Because I know that like
they listen to what the person says. Can he talk
back right now? Oh my god, I can't believe this
is happening.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Okay, that's a weird question to ask. He he can't
hear us now? He can't. He can't talk until I
push the button, so all the floor is all yours?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Okay, yeah, button the button?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
All right?
Speaker 10 (33:55):
This is so crazy, Like I find this this is
so weird because I thought to myself during the day,
like I knew that I didn't want to move forward,
and I just thought, like to myself, I swear to god,
I was like, what's the worst that can happen? Like
maybe he puts me on the second date updates.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
And here you are.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
I swear, this is like blowing my mind.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
You've got no or we.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Are not kidding, We're very real. You are obviously ghosting Murphy.
Why we need to know? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Honestly, I don't really want to hear from him again,
Like he was way too weird and I don't think
that things would like ever work out between us.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
What happened though, Like, what do you mean weird?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Okay, brace yourself.
Speaker 8 (34:41):
Murphy does not laugh.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I'm sorry, he doesn't laugh like at all at any
Like we went to go seeing stand up comedy, right, Oh,
I'm sure he's like already told you all about this.
And I saw him give a few smiles and like
maybe some like super lackluster chuckles, but like he didn't
laugh at any of the comedy stuff.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
And these comedians were so funny.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wait wait, so like he doesn't laugh at all, Like
he just like sits there and that was it. No chuckle, nothing, no, not.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
Even a drop of emotion. You just intently stared at
them like he was watching, like like he was watching
like a national geographic documentary.
Speaker 9 (35:17):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
That is terrifying. If something is even remotely funny and
I don't even get a smile from you, that's that's weird,
like serial killer type behavior. I'd be terrified.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, hold.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
On, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
You guys said he wasn't listening yet.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Along he said he couldn't talk until he pressed the button.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I pushed the button. Now he's here.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Hi, Murphy, Hi Jessica. I mean I don't laugh at
the jokes, mostly because I'm watching the techniques and the
timing and the comedians so that I can help them
with their content.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
I mean I didn't.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I was looking like
a psychopath.
Speaker 9 (36:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
I mean, honestly, Murphy, you scared me. You absolutely looked
like a psychopath.
Speaker 6 (36:05):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I mean I'm looking back, and yeah, I hear what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
I could.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I could have been a little creepy the whole time.
I usually just I usually watch a performance, you know,
from the side, and I'm just listening to see how
the crowd reacts to what they're doing. So it's kind
of a you know, I was. I guess I might
have been in job mode, and I apologize for that.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I feel like we've just been with you on this
crazy rollercoaster ride where you just had like a moment
of self realization.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
Well, you know, you can only get better, Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Well, Jessica, that sounds pretty genuine. I mean, it does
sound he told us that he was, you know, did
some writing and stuff, so it does sound like he
was critiquing kind of watching getting ideas that type of stuff.
Do you think we can move past this go on
a second date again? Or a second date in Jenny,
it's kind of.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Cute before she answers, before she answered, Jessica, I just
want to apologize to you for looking like a weirdo.
And you know, I mean I I I would love
a reset. I would love to take you out on
another date if you if you don't think I'm as
sociopath and I you know, it will not it will
not be a comedy club. I promised you.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I mean, obviously you do have a sense of humor,
but yeah, I feel like we could try this.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Look at this, it's like a rom com.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
That is that is a chance encounter with the whole
Vinmel interaction.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
I'm glad we're getting a We're getting a second date.
This never happens. Congratulations, we just killed it.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, thank you so much. My goodness.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Ninety three Q It's Houston's country leader. Good morning. It's Riggs,
Caitlin and Erica Mourning. They've taken this video down, but
it's it's it's the worst job ever that I would
I would imagine that anyone would ever have to have
in life, which is which would be what happens if
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you work at a let's call it a coffee shop
and you notice that there's a customer sitting at a
table and they have an unfortunate accident that they should
have had in the bathroom, but they have it on
a chair, okay, in the restaurant. Somebody has to clean
that up.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, you know, it was coming out of his pants,
out of the top of his pants.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I don't know what was happening. Guy's having a being out,
very bad day.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It was like a guy in our office building has
had that happen once. It did happen once in this.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Man, Caitln saw that happen once. A man was walking
out of our building and what what did you see?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
What did you witness? He was covered in fecal matter,
covered carrying a shoe. The sleeve had pooh on it,
Like how did this? How did it get up to
the sleeve and somebody had to clean that up to
and we don't know who he was. He was just
somebody that worked in our building. He was in a suit,
like a suit and jacket, you know, jacket. There's a
lot of important people in this building too, So anywhere
(38:56):
a point is. So that's an unfortunate job to have
to clean up that mess.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
And somebody had to clean that up too. What do
you think is the worst job that anybody's ever had?
What's the worst job that you have ever had? We
need Mike to call in for this, Yeah, we do.
It's like theaters, dirty jobs type stuff. Worst job I
ever had was nowhere close to any of that. But
I was a shift manager at a restaurant called Dog
(39:20):
and SuDS in high school, Dog and SuDS, Dog and SuDS.
And this was a restaurant, yeah, restaurant. Imagine a sonic
you know sonic when they have like the you drive
up in your order and they have like car hops.
It's like that. It was like an old school sixties
like sop cop but.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Like you do at the same time.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
See, that's the thing. There were no dogs involved at all.
The only dogs were hot dogs and the SuDS was
root beer. They made their own root beer.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
But that's bad, Like Dog and SuDS. That's the name
of a dog.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
That's a bad Yeah, yeah, that's bad name. That's probably
why it doesn't exist anymore. But as a shift manager
for Dog and SuDS, I was responsible for cleaning out
the bathroom at Dog and SuDS. And I also had
to clean up all the grease traps and stuff at
Dog and SuDS. Someone has to do that. That's disgusting. Yeah,
and stinky, very stinky grease traps stinkier than the bathroom,
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I don't think I've had a worst job situation.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
You've never had a terrible job. Oh yeah, No, I
don't ever.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I don't think so. They've all been somewhat decent. I
wouldn't call them terrible, never had a terrible job. I mean,
we just have to clean out the stalls at our
at our farm. Well, that's that's I would consider that
shovel the poop. That's almost like family that.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, it was just part of chores we had to
do when we were kids. But what would be the
worst job ever that you've had? Seven one three three
seven zero ninety two nine. I hope that we get
a call from the guy that has to clean out
the porta potties. That's the worst job ever.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Touching food was the worst job for me.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Touching food, Yeah, A dishwasher at a convention centers eating food.
They put their gum on there and like it would
touch your hand, and I literally to this day cannot
stand the smell of like freshly like dishwashered dishes, and
then the egg would like, I'll give you that, and
they would employ like homeless people. And once I saw
(41:06):
this girl stirring the coast law with her arm.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Excuse me, yeah, it was just arm in like a paddle,
Like her hand was like a paddle.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
That I was like traumatized for life.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
If you think you've had the worst job ever, we'd
like to hear about it. That's seven one three three
seven zero ninety two nine. I'm gonna start this seven
one three three seven now zero ninety two nine.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Riggs, Kipton and Erica present the RICO Report. What's trending
in Houston and beyond.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
The Report brought to you by Gallery Furniture. Well, Eric Mendez,
is he gonna be paroled or not? I'll tell you
about that in just a second, But first let me
tell you that Texas has appending bill has already been
passed through the Senate and now it goes on and
it is said to replace the star test, which you're like, whoa,
(42:03):
with three shorter tests, so instead of one star test,
you get to make the kids nervous for three of them.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
How long is this? Is it a long test?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
The Star Test.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Here's the thing is that they say, with the aim
of reducing stress on students and providing more actual data
for teachers and parents.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
That's gonna make me way more nervous if I have
to take more tests?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
What way more nervous?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Because then you're preparing for three, Like right now, it's
just that that one you prepare the day before, they're
a little mess of nerves.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
But now it's three and I got to fill in
all those bubbles completely. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I never like and then my eighty d's and I'm like,
I need.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
To I need to go back and fill in that decorrectly.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Remember when we had to fill in our entire names
first last name, and if you had a really long
last name, you were doing the whole thing across.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
You're like, and now I'm out of time.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Well, so, little natz X was hospitalized after wandering the
streets in his underwear and police are like, we think
you may have overdosed on something, bro And You're like, wait, why,
I mean running the sheets in their.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Underwear, that's kind of normal.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
For some secon.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, and cowboy boots. And he was also putting a
traffic cone on his head.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Okay, that's fun.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Settle down.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
So the guy was having fun. What I'm hearing?
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Yeah, who hasn't put a traffic cone on their head
after a night of drinking? Really?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, who hasn't. I don't know, I have Eric Menendez.
Was he denied parole? Was he given parole?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
No, he was denied it during the first air parole
hearing on Thursday? And his brother is actually up I
think today or next Friday to find out if he's
going to be parole. But I'm guessing Eric wasn't. They
pretty much did the same exact thing. He's probably not
as well.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Glad they're re examining the case, and like the Netflix
documentary brought a lot of it to life.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But at the end of the day, horrible what they
went through.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Horrible, absolutely, But at the end of the day, they
brutally murdered their parents.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
You know that that's says something. I mean, I don't know.
Thank God, we've never been in that situation.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Yeah,
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