Damon What You Think : With Damon Williams

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dami Williams, ladies and gentlemen, the big homies checking in. Yeah,
back in the Illinois vicinity, the Midwest again. Yeah, all right,
all right, let's talk about thing. First of all, I
hope y'all have been well, and hope everybody listening is
doing well as well. Yes, sir, okay, let's start with
the Cracker barrel brand. Cracker barrel brand. That stock took

(00:21):
a tremendous loss in dipp because they were mad that
they redesigned the logo a logo. So the logo now
just says cracker barrel. It no longer has the man
and the barrel, which I really never paid attention to.
But it's like a cracker sitting by a barrel. Oh yeah,

(00:45):
when you look at like, oh they mad, so they
took the cracker and the barrel off the cracker barrel.
That's the only interpretation I can have. Now. If it's
anybody out there fitted by the term crack, well anyway,
if it's you don't fit, then you don't put it

(01:07):
on your foot. Like speaking of not putting things on
and crackers. A Florida woman which goes right in there.
That all that's that's a that's a that's a seamless segue.
Crack a barrow, Florida. Woman was practicing dentistry without being

(01:32):
a dentist. She was doing orthodontistry without being an orthodontist.
She was doing veniers without being a venia. Yeah, the
lady was accused of putting fake veneers on people and
charging them thousands of dollars and using super glue to
hook them in. Man. Now, these people got all type

(01:55):
of dental infections, and you know, and that super blue
don't come right out. The only thing to you for
super glue is nail positive moving. I don't think you
want to swallow that. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but people go
to the right place to do the right thing. Now,
the people that are getting the o Zippic, they're saying
that may also affect your dentistry, So you might lose weight,

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but you could also lose your teeth, which means you
don't need those that Because you lose your teeth, the
big ass can't eat. So now you can go out
and get you some fake veneers some time. These show
these things together. It's coming to me seamlessly all right. Now,

(02:41):
this next topic has nothing to do with any of
that actor from Walking Dead names. I believe it's Jeffrey
Dean Morgan or something that affects uh has had a
roomor going around that he said that he self pleasures
himself twenty times. I think he said a week. Wow. Yeah.

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First of all, I read a study. Okay, that's a lie.
I read a headline from an article about a study
that says a man have at least twenty to twenty
four orgasms per month for good prostate health. That's not
a joke. Okay, So all the ladies who just walked
at that a month, yes, a month. If you try

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to hook a brother up like once a week, you're
basically a murderers What you are, ma'am? You're trying to
kill this man, you homicidal maniac. That's why you get
up three times a night to use the bathroom because
he's not clearing out his prostate often enough. So break
them all favor life. Man. Now, Now that might not

(03:48):
be right, it might not be true, but that's what
I think. You trying to kill me? What are you doing?
Come on now, run around here up to die now,
I gotta do it myself. Twenty times? Oh boy, I'll
stop buying that lotion with all the perfume minutes, all right,