Real Talk With Warren Ballentine

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
People's turn one. What's up? One? I was good to

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talk to you, my brother, and I loved miss ken
your happy Monday? Did you got how you doing? Man? Look,
it's Christmas time, sam So. I thought I would give
people some good ideas. I'm gonna give the fellas a
good idea for their women and women, I'm gonna give
you the best gifts that you can give your men.
Y'all ready for this? All right? The startup women, what

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you can give your men? Okay. I was at an
events and it was literally three hundred men in there,
and they get to talking about, you know, Christmas presents,
and they was talking about how their wives or buy
them shoes or belts or sweaters or or you know,
game whatever. And they were just like, man, they just
won't give us what we really want. And so they

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start talking about what they really want. And I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna talk about this on Sam
silkshell So, ladies, the two things that men really want.
One I can't say on the radio. But Uncle Luke
had a song and said blank, blank and more blank.
I was already about to say that that was the

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first thing, and then the second thing even more than that.
They wanted silence. They just wanted their women to stop talking.
And I was like what they was like, yeah, we
just walked them for some time. Just stop, man, can

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I And they were talking about how they have to
act like they're really into the conversation that their girlfriends
and their wives are having with them, and it's like
they've learned to halfway listen but not listening at all.
It's like you got the radio down real low and
you can hear what the song is, but you ain't
listening to the words. That's what they told me they
do with their girls all the time. And so I

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told him, I said what y'all should do. Y'all should
buy a pack of playing their cards right, and y'all
should make a deal with your every time a face
card come up, your girl got to shut up talking
to you for one out. That'll give you one hour
silence and then that way you got a Christmas gift
the last all year long. And I think at a
lot of guys is like, that's a great idea. I
want that gift to silence because women will tell you

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stuff about things that you have no idea about, but
she's talking to you like you know all about it.
And so those are the two gifts that men want. Ladies.
I'm just telling y'all, this is what guys want for Christmas.
They want that little bit of silence, and then you
know they want the Uncle Luke treaty. Being sellers, let
me help y'all out. All right, this is what you

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do for your woman. You buy her some spot passes, right,
but you make sure they last two hours. For her
and one of her friends, her best friends or her sister,
her mama get two passes every Saturday or Sunday for
two hours. That way you can enjoy your football game
in silence for two hours. That tell you literally get

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the best of all world. You get to watch your game.
You get your silence. Your girl and her mama is
at the spa. You here boys at the house drinking
a beer watching the game. It's like you in college
again or you're back on the block. So it's a
win win fellas all the way around. So be thoughtful
in your gifts. But but give him this spot treatment.

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Give him like two or two a month, man, for
like three months. That way you get through the football
season and you can have that silence where you want
to watch that game and ladies this every night. Then
put out a deck of cards and say, baby, if
it's a face card, I'm gon shut up talking to
you for two hours. How about that? Yeah? I think
that's like my husband like when I talk to him,
he does. That's all. That's what all men looking up

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in the atmosphere, you know what I mean, like to
do more than anything, think about nothing. But y'all won't
let us think about nothing because y'all don't know how
to quiet each other, to have noked too. So that's
why they listen to y'all because they because they want
that you might war