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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Showing me your mom made hope trying to get this yoke.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey that work work, work, work, work work, I'm doing.
Ok ahead, what's up everybody? It's your girl indscribable a
k a. Jerlyn Lake checking in with my best eat
for the rest of the name on and you are
(00:27):
listening to this, she said, the first podcast and umber
one podcast on the umber one podcast network here.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
For those of you watching us on YouTube, you know
exactly who's here. For those of you who are simply
listening wherever you can listen to your podcast, you are
in for.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
A treat thing.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We have some banging guests that pull up on us.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yes, and today I have to say this is a
very special guest, very near and dear to my heart.
One of my very best friends is here.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Gamer podcast hosts, you have a podcast because.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You're a gamer. You what do you want to leave with? Like? Okay,
well yourself, you got your degree and you know everything.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I mean, first of all, everybody got the degree who
don't live in Memphis.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's crazy. I got crazy. I got three degrees and
don't live in MEHS. So there's that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Anyway, Bank shot to you guys, because we do have
to put that party in. But the fun part about
this episode is that he is my actual friend and
we do treat each other like this in real life.
So you are about to eavesdrop on a lot of
emotional abuse.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That's crazy. You know. Why don't you like car Tiny?
You know because Tiny is like you know that's interviewed.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
On you, not even.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
I had one but to stop because you didn't like
the person.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's crazy. That's why.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Now we're just lying. Okay, first of all, I didn't
even know the lady.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You didn't like doing the podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh yeah, anywhere You're right.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Me and Tiny we've been friends.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Man, it's been my ten years.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Before fourteen years, Probablane was like twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It had to be like twenty thirteen, fourteen years. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
So I know you're Chiny because you used to go
by Tiny.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Didn't I still go about Tiny?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
You didn't say that in your introduction.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, because I'm a professional now and I'm doing a podcast,
not because my checks don't get put in a bank
account to address to somebody named.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
How is this discoverable? No, let's say my name, Say
my name, Say my name. No one needs to. I
got you gotta get it embarrass okay if no one is, all.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Right, oh god, please tell us about you anyway, So
we started, we started end episode asking what irritated you this?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And so we would really like to know what irritated me?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
The fact that you've known me longer than your call.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
He's jealous, jealous spirit on them.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
You say.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That I got introduced that that irritated me today? Not even.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh friend, you got that jealous spirit on you got that?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know what irritated me? What irritations?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You know what irritates me when you go watch your
way to put somebody on your podcast and they show
up an hour late and they had a native complaint
about not being called your best friend? Where your fingers that?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, I get a second, No, you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Don't get a second irritation. We're done with your irritants.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Now we're irritable that now. Okay, now you're the irritation friend.
What irritated to you this week? Friend? Girl? So for me,
you know what I don't like.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't like when you out with your friends stuff
and you like, right, you hit one of them, you
know what I'm saying, and then they go like.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
This and now we're all person that a taste.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, that's what I feel like. You probably didn't say,
don't look right now you look.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't have to take you. I said, oh my god, girl,
please don't throw your back out exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You got that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I shouldn't have to do that.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
If you say, girl, here your girl.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Look, it's very subtle. If I'm need to be said thank.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You, because if I want you to turn all the
way around around you, no, I'm not gonna be there's
a way to do. This is why men are the
messiest women you ever met, because why do you not know, first.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Of all, identify that's all, get it?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, okay, but yeah, like if you if I'm trying
to obviously be discreet, then I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Obviously we're discreeted.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
We're being discreet that everybody is on one of course,
everybody be discreet.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You can see something that the person that's facing you
can't see.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think, okay, this is a girl.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Things If I say, if I said, and I'm like
what at what what what? And I'm going to say,
and I'm going to say, I'm going to say, right,
or I'm gonna say over your left shoulders.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
No, no, no, no, because everybody has a reaction.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, no, no, they don't.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
If you just knows.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
If I'm looking over there and I'm like, oh my god,
and you're my friend and you're looking at me, you're automatically.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's not. Oh my god, that's not it. That's a whole.
That's how you get the table flipped. You're doing too much,
you much, Oh my god. First, no, it does not.
We still have to grill this nick young man.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Ah see, yes, I'm gonna bring up the real youth.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's gonna be my god on today.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh okay, all right, well, you know, since we're already
hear and into, just tell us how you feel the day.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, man, today's been a long day. Man. You know.
I woke up at like six o'clock in the morning,
you know, said my prayers.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Nice, okay, that's good. What else?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I had a cook and what else? And then I
had another podcast?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
What I cooked?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
So I made some had already pre cut some fruit yesterday,
you know, I mean some strawberries, some raspberries and blueberries.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Because he's a very good chef heart raspberries. I was
thought you're talking about some remember.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yes your friend, Yes, but you read my bio organ.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Why would I say, hey, guys, he's a gamer in
the podcast host and he's got all this other stuff
going on, andy.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Because you don't promote that, like you promote everything, and
why don't you promote it?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I do my cooking. Actually, I have an Instagram page.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
What's the people?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
So my name is mister Bankshot my cooking pages, mister
bake ish.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Let me see because I ain't never saying this. I
haven't seeing your videos on tipside. Why do you make
that I.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Want to see them.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, but it's not the ish word.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's the.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh I get it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I get it. Okay, okay, I get what you're saying.
I see what you did. Yeah. Why you could just say,
mister bake shot, that's a sweet te pole. Look at that.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Who you know?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Make sure I see them toes. That's what I say.
You're gonna put the toes up. Thank you removed that.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
One that was the most that was the most used
that on that.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Point to get them toes because of the it's got
to be they said that sten them cooked too. Okay,
well whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
And there all right, episode.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Should be No, but you it was so funny. Is
I'm glad we're on the subject because you're very good. No,
you're very good with wordplay. How do you describe your
comedic style because you do a lot of work in
your parodies and just in general.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I think you know best, like it just comes naturally.
I mean, you just hear something, and I feel like
we have word banks of just like words that we
know rhyme with certain things, and it just you know,
it's gonna interchange, and it's just it's just the gifts
because everybody can't do it, because I mean, man, if
(08:32):
I knew all the people that indescribable.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Sent me boy got out of here, he'd be so quick.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but no,
it'd be a lot of people who don't understand just
the concept of like just wordplay, parody. Things got a rhymes,
It got to be the same cadence. It can't just
be just you throwing it. Just a lot of people
do that. You know, it's really three people who do it.
The house will be done. It's me that's indescribable, and
then that's Robert Williams.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Very much shout out Robert Williams who does musical periods
and never misses. He's a really good at job. He
gets his family involved in it, which I love.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So, yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up. What was
one of your first videos that went viral?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's a very good question. It was I did a
parody to the Casper slide. It was it was like
the still your Man slide. It was like a tutorial
about how women are still other women's Can.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You recover recall the steps for us.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Man?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It was this was ten years ago exactly.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I really can't.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I go.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I was trying to take.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Him back now, y'all. Yeah, I feel like I remember that.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
No, yeah, it was it was I can't remember. I
swear I can't remember. That was like actually one of
my favorite ones of all time, but it was so
it was so long ago.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Do you think it's a remedy to go on viral?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes and no, because once you know the formerly, I mean,
what's the formula before and then you try to like
do don't you?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
The formula is authenticity. The formula is being relatable and
saying something that people.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Can relate to.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
But funny story, when I did the Castle slide and
it went viral. DJ Casper himself hit me up on
Facebook and said, I need you to take this down
before I see you.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, I mean. I was like, I'm not making no
money off of it, it's just the viral. He was like,
I mean, I don't want to get my lawyers involved.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh he was serious, it was.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
And then he passed away. I said, look at God.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's really DJ Casper.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Now he is DJ did you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh my god, Nicka least, I'm not going down it
and this will be your last.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Appearance, she said. God said to the left, to the
god to come on, all right, Oh my God, go
to help. Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay, so I have to I have to ask you,
even though I'm gonna save this question for last because
I know you do stand up and stuff. But since
we're on the thread of talking about your viral content,
what possessed you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
M I don't even know, yes you do.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
What possessed you to write a song about almost sexuality?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What made you write that?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Because if you all haven't, we're gonna get watching to
and start a clip. There's a video, I'm sure somewhere,
but the song is basically, you know, Bill Withers A
lovely Day and it's a beautiful song which we will
never we will never listen to it the same way
ever again. And so I don't know why he found
up with these keys. He's not going anywhere. Give us
the lyrics again, that persons not.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
Of Yeah, we gotta bleep this out.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah ahead, all.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Right, so hey, shout out, shout out to my sister.
I love you, I love I love myself. She married, Ah,
she married a community member.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All right, I love the marriage.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I don't I really don't know what it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was because she didn't know he was gay when she
married him.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
She had to know because my first time meet him,
he was like, all right, he worked at the grocery
store in the meat department. It was.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He had the meets like he had.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
So but he just had a twin to him. It
was just like you see me Twain. Yeah, I'm like
all right, you know he he he gave it. Everybody
in the family knew. She just I don't know see
it she could. I think she just my sister is
a very like independent, like dominant, like like not barely, but.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She just she likes to be in controls be in
charge of the situation.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
So I think she just you know, might have overlooked it,
you know. But you know, they did have a beautiful
niece shut out to my niece. She's very athletic, you know,
but she also is gay. So you know, they say
you get your trades from your daddy. So I just
my god, I mean.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
When your family see it. Oh yeah, I was just
talking to.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
My knees the other day and she was on FaceTime
in bed with her girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
They wasn't doing nothing, but she was there. You sure
they wasn't doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
She's a senior in high school together.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You know, man, what it can't be close in my roa.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
No, they was. They were by themself.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You can't be in my room.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You couldn't be wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I remember I had I remember I had a date
on the couch, remember, yes, how to couch that area.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I couldn't even like girls I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
You couldn't like them.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
You couldn't even, yes, wow, like girls until I was sixteen.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Crazy. That's crazy, premeditated game. It's crazy? Is that? That
is wild? Are you talking about this on stage? When
you just stand up?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I do? I do sometimes, But that was so like
that was so long ago. I mean, it was like
five years ago when I came up with that, So
I don't really dive into the the tng era no more.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I mean, but it's gonna live forever, you know. That's
why on the internet. Yeah, it never goes away.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
It does, but you can kind of suppress it if
you don't bring it back up, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
But we're bringing it up. So the service, I want
to say, it's probably.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Going to reserve it, does me okay because you put it?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Did you put it up on streaming sites? You get
paid for strange and stuff?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So I did, but just hate rest and peace of
yeah really yeah yeah, there was a nah nah so
on tom course that's the site that you up at
the music I was making a head of money. But
now it's to the point like I got to make
other songs to uh cancel out my money on there
(15:30):
because it was like, no, you can't would let.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You keep it? They won't let me deposit.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's a lot of stuff going on. Wow, I
never knew that's crazy because I did mine through Uh
just original though your stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
So so what's that being said? You also are a gamer?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yesh, I'm a gamer. I like the game, I like
the su women. I don't know why, why why do
y'all hate? Why do y'all hate? You give me vibes
and somebody who hate a man who play video games? Yeah,
it's like the heat was just so strong. What is
it about that?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I think it's just annoying, Like it's just it's just
irritating because it's like, Okay, in a relationship, if you're
gonna be on the game for like, I think y'all
just stay on there too long. It's not the game,
it's the time and dedication you will be willing to
put in that instead of the relationship.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
How long it's too long on the game?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I'll be on it for like ten hours?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
How long it's like too long for you?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Though?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Ten hours is too long?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
It's four hours?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Okay, hmm, let.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Me think about it. Could you be working and making
money in four hours?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Let's see how it's been.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
So so you introduced me wrong. Then I'm not a gamer.
I'm a streamer. Oh okay, Well there's a difference. I stream,
but stream games. I stream myself playing games. I stream
myself editing parodies, I stream myself reacting to videos. I
stream myself doing a lot of other things besides just gaging.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
How long streaming, guys?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Now you do have to stream? Yeah, I know, stream
almost six hours.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Though it's a full time job. But it's benefits are
benefits from streaming?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I mean no, but it'll pay a couple of bills,
it'll you know. I think my biggest check ever, like
off of Twitch is like twelve hundred dollars, which ain't crazy,
but it's enough to play a couple of bills on average,
like five hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Dollars a month. Okay, for your Facebook.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
No, Facebook is not streaming wise, yeah, but no, no, no,
no no. Twitch is is a platform to where people
go there to watch people do other ship. Facebook is
not that. Facebook is like it can be. Twitch is
where people go to watch people do ship live.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay, I've never been on Twitch, so I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, next time you get somebody who game, I will
not be getting.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That will never happen.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Now I don't help that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
In the room.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
But if he's making money, what's the problem.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, Now we're sitting in the we're sitting in the
room for eight hours, and we're.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Covering all of No. He called out one hundred dollars
a month.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I said, off of Twitch? Now what I can do
if I'm also I'm a comedian, So if I'm on Twitch,
there's going to be moments that are funny that I
can then take and post on Instagram, Facebook.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It better be you've been on there for eight hours.
You ain't saying nothing.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
If I'm just making a monthly five hundred there, I'm
going to make other money because I have the content
based off me streaming and elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Do you feel like streaming is where the ball outside
of you taking it, clipping and putting in here that alone?
Is it worth the money that you're making it without
doing all that extra stuff? Eight hours of what you're
putting into it?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Are you getting you return? So I hear what you're saying,
but I hear you.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I hear most niggas won't monetize their gaming time. Did
you be playing the game?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, that's my problem. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
If you're gaming and you're getting and we're not hurting
for anything you put me in.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Now, he got a job and he's making a quarter
million a year and he's paying everything. I feel like
you should allow him to.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Do and the person, and I'm going to take the
cards on that plane because I'm going out the country.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
As you should, and I'll see you.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
The niggas just one to get. I looked at it.
I started gaming and during COVID when and I wasn't
getting booked no more, and it was like, all right, cool,
all I'm doing is playing a video game with my
other comedy friends.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I was like, you know what, I'm going to build
a PC. I built my PC.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
From scratch, started streaming, sorry, making some money, Like all right, cool,
this is another stream of you know, I don't play
the game unless I'm streaming because I'm not about to
just be playing.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Waste the time.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
You know, I feel like it's going You get where
I'm coming from this.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Woman all you know what I mean. So I don't
even know.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I don't play again no more unless I'm streaming, because
I feel like I need to do that because it
is a waste of time. But it also is a
stress for leaver. It's a waste of time in the relationship.
But if you're single, of course I don't care. But
but but what would y'all like to do in the meantime?
Y'all don't want to go make no money. Y'all just
want us to sit down and watch Netflix with y'all,
(20:54):
or go shopping.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Or I don't want you to make.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
If I wanted to play the video game for four hours,
you have a problem with that. But if I was like,
you know what, I don't want to play the game,
what would you like to do? What would you have?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I want to go out, spend mon I want you
to take me on dates, spend the money. I want
us to travel money.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, absolutely, but the money you name it, the five
hundred dollars a month, that's just me.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
But I also don't I also don't like I don't
stream as consistently as I shipped.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I might stream, give me the numbers when you consistent.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
That's when I was a month. But now I might
stream like twice a week. But that's only because I
have to.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Like doing travel to make money.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
I have to travel. I go. I hear what you're saying,
But what I'm saying, no, no, I'm not talking about
I'm not talking about stream. Take the money. Take the money,
ask out of it, right, take the money. If a
nigga just wanted to be able to play the game
after he got off work for four hours.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I let him do that. You wouldn't, No, you, I
asked you. You said eight hours. I said tennis. Crazy.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Right, If you're streaming consistently sixty eight hours and you
have a platform that is gonna get traffic, you can
easily make two thousand dollars. Like is not He's not
not yet, He's not on the same level of I'm talking.
(22:20):
He's a different he's making.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's the one I want.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You don't don't because he ain't got no time for you.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
He's streaming exactly. I hate the game even more.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You're not even gaming, he's just live.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I would.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I would probably accept a nice, a nice little a
nice little chick to get out your face.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Y'all constraint if you make money and talk about y'all women,
You guys are beautiful black women. Okay, y'all have it.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Easier in the streaming world because.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, no, no, let me say this, like.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
To have access to women, they can have access to right.
So if you're streaming and.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
You have to that sounds like a felony.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Okay, So you might be You might post a video,
right and somebody might comment, some somebody might DM, you
might see it respond. If you're streaming, you have to
actively look at your chat. So you're going to engage
with them, whether it's just like a, hey, are you
doing Seth from Long Island, whatever the case is, they're
going to be happy about that. They're gonna then spend
money on subscriptions for your channel. So somebody was like, Yo,
(23:32):
I'm gonna doing a five subscription to your channel. That's
five subscriptions to random people that follow you on your channel.
They're gonna be happy about that just because you shout
at them out, Oh my god, se I appreciate the
five subscriptions. Thank you so much about it. That they're
happy about that, that's gonna get them going. That's gonna
get them coming back. Then five random people now have suscriptions.
They're gonna come to your page. The're gonna engage with
you as well. That's women have it easy in the
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streaming world.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I'm I don't be doing enough. I wish.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Ever been live on any platform.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
I mean Instagram, man, But I don't like it though,
Like I just don't.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Like that directly, don't like uh noel. I don't like
because I have attitude problem.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
But that's not it's not an attitude problem. It's a
personality trade. You're looking at it in the negative.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's a positive because people, but you know what's crazy,
will think that's funny.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Say if somebody says something to you that's wild and
you check them and it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Views I get it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Now, do you want to be known because we do
have to segue into this last segment, do you now
want to be known as the angry black now?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Because you will be named as the angry black one?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Be that that is the way it is going to
be that it's always you almost have me in.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
The trick back.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Angry black woman only comes in relationship to a relationship
with a black man. If you just out here single
and you're just talking crazy to niggas on your strength,
it's not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
As I was about to As a person who's lived
as a black woman for thirty six years, now, I'm
going to have to respectfully disagree.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
You were tomoy for the first eleven.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Still still biologically a female. Oh my god, Nicholas Jesus,
I had a fase.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I'm still very much a tomboy. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
The dude, the dude was like, he was like, you're
a tomboy, aren't you. I said, is that going to
keep you from hearing this?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Check?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
See, that's what I'm saying. That is I know I
can't listen. I'm my daddy's child, so y'all, I got to.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
But it's so interesting that you that you bring this
up in relation to like relationships and how we're viewed
in relationships, because I made a video the other day
and I said black women don't really get to learn
how to date.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Black girls aren't allowed to learn how.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
To date, and people in the comments like, well, black
boys either, And I'm like, well, I'm talking about me
because I'm a black woman, so I'm speaking from my perspective.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But I'm glad that you're here.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yes, because we would like to get your perspective on this,
because we just got to talk about how there is
no oh, there's.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
A boy in my room. All these girls in my
room would be where I can see you.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Absolutely, I'm not doing anything that I can't supervise. So
I think we got more restrictive feedback about dating.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
We were told to lead these boys alone, don't come
home get pregnant, Like, don't.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's it's not a this is how you date, it's
do not entertain these boys.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Books are boys because boys bring baby. Yes, that was
the slowest books before.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Boys because boys bring babies. Those were the bees that
we had to learn. And sure enough some of us
didn't care. Still got pregnant, you know. But but that
was because of no. But it's because we're not allowed
to learn. We we learned. We we make decisions based
off of fear, teacher, That's what I'm saying, based off fear.
And so girls are sneaking around, they don't understand, thank
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you you no no bad things about their body. Now
they just start her doing whatever. So how do you
think that that played out?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
But even to your point though, like so your people
was on some books before boys because boys bring back.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
But they're not explaining it to you.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Like, Okay, you're gonna be happily in at this time,
you might get pregnant, so you need to stick that Ley,
just don't mess with boys.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I mean, were you praised to date like get her
like as many females.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
As you can.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
No, it was it was living room dates. It was
you know, I got to meet your parents before you
could never go anywhere in public with them. You know,
my grandma raised me. It was very very strict, no nothing.
I didn't even know what the cheesecake factory was growing up.
I want on my first date the cheesecare factor.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
He was overwhelmed.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Before I left the house, I thought like, oh, it's
like a It's like a dairy quinn. It's like a
you just walk up to the window when you order
your cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Surprise.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I went there with five dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
It's crazy on a date nowhere but back home. That
was signed dollars. I was sold.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I was this is two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Nobody got you spend the money. When I went on
a date.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Was my spending money?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
This is here. That was a good time.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Didn't know nothing about you know what.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
She could budgeted. Grandma can definitely budgeted.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Order water when I went bro So the girl she
had parents, you know what I mean, mom, dad, She
had a car. So she came and got me. We
went there. I'm like, oh, open up the menu. The
only thing I could order.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
For two was a scoop of vanilla ice.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
And that was back then. It's not that person.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
I'm not no more. She ordered her food you know
hate before I left. I left, I remember gonna the
first time I got some money, I'll tell my grandma.
She can fact you're like this is because there and
I hope.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
I hope she never told nobody that story.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Did my maybe now that the cheese can't say.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Man that that that bothers me?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
First say that out loud, tuma, let's twist the night.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
And so.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Did you say right there and going to bill? Did
she have to pay for her own bill? We did
separate in high school. I want to talk about you
so bad a school?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yea, he got a school by y'all been on y'all
been on days in high school where yeah, I've.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Never paid for a day. I'm not gonna lie. I
only dated drug dealers because they had cars.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
They had cars, and you wasn't everything you have maloney
in septivity food. I never in capadate already ordered me
trying to carry out like pieces whatever, like I never
ate caster.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
You ain't saying but she said.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
At first, I was mad.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
I was my daddy was a minister and we was not.
There was no drug dealers, okay, I was Saytan's a
sound man at church. I was dating the nice little
boy who.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
I wasn't. I've never paid for nothing.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Little but that's why they paid for your bills though.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
But even like, which is what you mean?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Okay, so ask you some man in general, Okay, as
a man in general, though, even if you go out
to eat, like with your homegirl, the man is gonna.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Pay the bill, should saying that's always what happened though,
But so you don't have to pay for some of
yours before my own, like with my home.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
No, I've been in situations where like we meet up
with somebody and like they not gonna pay for everybody stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
One.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, but also I feel like I told somebody this
because he pulled up on us. We was out, me
and some girl from some friends, and he pulled up
and he just wanted to hover. And I said, sweet,
here's the rule that you may not understand. If you
crash girls night m you're picking up that tab. Oh yeah,
if you get that's something you had, you can't come
and sit up in here and back because we're looking.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
For if he invited himself, right, yeah, right, absolutely, you
invite him.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not inviting you to girls.
You can't I don't even want you to for real.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But if you but if they're coming, if they're coming,
you have to make you understand pulling up on girls
like as you're paying.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
So even if you invite them.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You know, you see how invite you see how you
see how we inviteed Nicks to do a podcast.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
And he prime you didn't even realize it. You don't realize.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
But I told you, if I go out to eat
with my home girl, they do only got to be
nothing like State. It's like, yo, I'm going to pay
the tab just because I feel like that's what a
man is supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Absolutely, y'all need to want to rest make us feel
so difficult a man, they'll be like women. Now godiggers,
sorry for some ten dollars cheese sticks and a margarita
a burger burg a margaerita.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
But also, since we were on this topic, if if you
a woman who when you out by yourself, you order
eighteen hundred to keep I have to do your homeboy
offer to buy you a shot?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You get that eighteen hundred, don't you order?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No? Damn nineteen forty two.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
When I go places, I order what I want, so
don't suggest nothing to me because I'm going to order
what I want.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You should be considerate. I don't said nothing but what
I want. You don't be.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Wanting that somebody is saying for all of a sudden,
now you want serv They can tell you.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Every time we go out of six months, I've known
her for two.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Years, you know me for something.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
He just want to get him get you miss your friend?
He do he want to? Man, I'm sorry if you
miss your friend, but life would be life and lifely life.
Y'all gott to come up with something. That's how we
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able to see each other.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Y'all got to come up with something together so y'all
can hang out of the podcasts with me.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
He wanted to do the podcast.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Because y'all was gonna be better. I knew in the future.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
You know, when I first messed you, I'm like, damn
like Johnny gonna do a podcast with a dope as.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
He's trying to say when he first made me ten
years ago, that's what he thought before podcast, even as
crazy as he had been a podcast a period.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I thought I'd seen that. I did read that on Google.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Yeah, yeah, Nicholas, Nicholas crazy that's not it was they did.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
They put it in the writer.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I'm crying why I need to know why you're asking me?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
So no, because.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Ika for this closure I was he was trying to you.
That's not the way to connect with me. I'm sorry.
My grandmother, yes, I did have one. I did have
a grandmother.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Video game, video game. I can't ask you play talking
about grandma like grandma.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
She did raise me when I was younger.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
My mother was very president though, but she lived with
so it was like my grandmother took care of me,
and my mama took kid. And my sister we fourteen
years apart. Okay, y'all too, Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Sister.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Nobe not fourteen years apart. But what was you about
to say? He was about to say that she was
fourteen years apart?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
I had to think about the age. Okay, she like
she like seven eight?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh huge, John, that's almost doe. Yeah, fourteen is crazy.
Fourteen is literally accident that she would say that accident.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I'm talking about though. She has a twenty three year
old son, and then she had a three year old daughter.
Oh oh, some.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Three year old son just had a daughter three days ago.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh that's like your dad grandmother. Yes, wow, you're a granduncle.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Brand uncle. I don't.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I don't mess with that's a difference.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
No, I mean we got the same I'm a different daddy.
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
So when I'm so nervous about putting this episode, it's
gonna be right.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
You got to pace Yeah, push up, push up.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
About the Oh no, it's just a it's just an
offensive topic.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Anyway. I'm sorry, it's cool. Would you like to share
everybody else?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Yeah, I remember daddy locked up. You don't have to.
I was literally asking did you want to? I thought
that was like, no, I just I didn't know. You
seem like you talk about dads. You brought it up,
so I don't know. Jesus is my dad period? Yeah, okay,
g O d.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
You know God and got the same amount of litters
and this, so it was dope. My daddy is a dog.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
About okay?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
All right, I feel like this episode is running for us.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Thank you so much. We got to do a monthly
segment with you.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
This was, Oh my god, Thank you so much for
coming to hang out with us, kicking it and as
always being your funny and engaging self.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is gonna make for great content. Absolutely. Ain't you
glad that I didn't do you like you did me
at your live streaming event? Okay, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Because you keep talking about it? I need what did
you do to my friend, your Muslim being.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
My brother? You like you ain't baking? Were like a snacker?
What's happened on this streatment?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
It was my call.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
She had nothing to do with me. It was my
call who was getting on her and trying her? You
your own the okay, because what the okay? Okay, I
got the clip? Wait, you know what I got to
say to me? What I want to Okay, I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna send you six clips to let me know
what you like. And then from there just a clever.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
But everyone, I'm up. Don't what I like? He needed,
as you know, he needed a shoot up because he
did too much. He was showing up. That's why I
like him that I dream. My stream is different. You
had somebody on there attacking my friend. That's what you
did on it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
He was showing off for the stream. The stream was
the problem because if the stream wasn't streaming, and that
he would have never did all of that if y'all
was just dad shilling.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
He would have never acted that way.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
He didn't win any of his arguments because if he
did them, clips would already been out. That's why I
don't just settled. When niggas do streams, they're gonna go
get this because they want let me get that.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Got about that.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
One he's gonna get He just was, you know, just
testing her relationship knowledge and and trying to downplay what.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
He wanted me to back down on my stand like
she would like as if he had a chance.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do I know this energy? He did not, because I
would define that energy. I'm got a familiar stay on your.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Social media likes some man who opens her car door
for days. He was, well, if the door, sorry, you
got a handbark, And it was like stuff like this.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
It was just he just wanted to argue. I love
that though. Please reveal yourself. I love when it's a
ginger revealed.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I love a gender reveal.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Please tell me exactly who you are.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
I've been waiting now, nah, because I know how y'all do.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm all right, y'all, we're gonna go ahead and head out.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
This has been amazing. Thank you for being here. Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
We are here on Thursday on YouTube. If you want
to see the visuals and for all the audio, you
can listen to us wherever you listen to your podcast.
Just make sure you like, comment and subscribe and hit
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Speaker 1 (39:10):
Down with that bload bang next.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Oh you got to do it right there with the
come on up, come on up.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
When I go to wife, I don't be wanting all right, please.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I need to get hot
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Because this is ridiculousness.