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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's up, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's your girl Gerald and Lake aka and Describable checking
in with my bestie for the rest name one and
you are listening to this, she said at first podcast
in Urban one Podcast on the urb one Podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Friend. Yeah, so I'm glad that she.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Was able to come down here at girl Chow. You
know the first thing we have to do. I want
you to ask me because please, girl, what irritated you
this week? Oh my god, Nay, I'm so glad to
ask me.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Girl.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So I'm in the process of moving, right, Congratulations to
my friend.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, finally getting to a place where I feel like I.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Will be able to be sturdy, steady a few years.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Right now, I get up in there, I pay all
my fees. I tell them the day that I'm going
to be up in there. Why my old apartment complex
decided that they don't want to give me back my deposit,
I said, I said, First of all, my stuff is
still in there. So how have you determined that I
(01:17):
need to give you my whole that you could keep
my whole deposit?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
These are the same.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
People that my car got broken THO didn't have no
surveillance footage. The lady next door at this point, I
know for sure is selling air and so I'm like.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I told you that ring your veil shouldn't be watching
that ring, Grandma. I be in that business because I
didn't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And then I think, because for what we do, like
we need just like a little more security.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And if I'm paying extra money for a gated community,
I need to gate to work.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I need your cameras to work. Like when I first
moved in last year, the pool wasn't even open.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So y'all ain't gave me none of the things I
paid for, and then have the audacity to tell me
that you want to keep my deposit. I'm trying to understand.
Do you want to feed her hands because I'm I'm
about to. I'm about to give your mother fuck get
the people's heads showed this Me made it eight pound style.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm about to ay town. Stop that head.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I just I'm like, it's so frustrating, having never been
laid on my rent, never got no noise complaints, you know,
house is kept. I'm now granted I travel a lot
or I'm barely there, so you're not getting a bunch
of anything from me, I'm paying to store my things,
but what's the reasoning? Like, I'm confused as to why
prowd of people just wanted to keep my deposit.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's all that because they be lying.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The last time I talked to the lady about the
front gate never being locked, she was like, well, the
residents come and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
They break the gate. Man, that's not a me problem.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
First of all, that's a damn live because how are
residents who have gate keys breaking the gate?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
That what's happening is people who.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't live here are coming in with our permission, and
instead of you putting money in resources into a sufficient
surveillance system, we're not.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You know, like, we can't even track these people.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
The least you could do is get a license plate
or something, because there's no reason for nobody who have
broken in your car when you have a whole gated
community Like that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't even make sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And then when I tried to get the courtesy officer
to answer the phone, I had to leave him a
message even though he's on call twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Four to seven. That's wow, Yeah, that's why. Then they
had a nerd to ask me and you want to
leave a review our Yeah, yeah you want Actually I do.
Let me a direcllect for sure, you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
But when you gonna know when my hit the internet,
because the way often to be so animated on that
bitch dead. No, do not move baby, the way you
know the price was the best part about it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Get what you pay for. So that's why I said,
you know, I ain't worried about it. I'm just gonna
go on do something else because you're moving on to
big and better thing moving anybody. Me and my son.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm gonna have a life suit Jolley awesome. But that's
what irritated me, to see, girl, I think we irritating me.
It is just people making executive decisions to just not
wash that act.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I think that's what puts me off. That sits to
me offense. I'm talking about y'all. Whoever is doing this
to my friend. You've got to stop stop. You've got
to stop stop doing that. And don't want to wrap
me in phone. You don't want to be wrapped up
in those phones. They always want to sit right next
to and breathe until the only words age words, only Hey,
(04:29):
how you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Let me?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
How about have something? I know I don't like no folks.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't like nothing to think and I just it's
something about thank people that always want to be closer to.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The people who don't. It's like I'm not thinking it's
not gonna get on you. I'm a smell person. Oh
my god, I'm Camels. I'm weird enough.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Like when I'm seizing the food in the kitchen, I
want to smell me to the meat. I love praying
when the smell ain't a good ma'am.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm telling you, and I almost hate you. I hate you.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I do.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm strong girl. Somebody stinking coming around me, Joe, I
hate them. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You can smell it. You can smell it. That focus
pissing me on it is? It pisses me off. So
but I want nothing to do with you. I'm sorry.
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Like you know, I've been trying to figure out, like
where does this stem from? Because you know when you're
from when you're a child.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Like we just didn't. You know, there's cultural differences church church.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
When we were growing up, like get trans to like
there was even a I remember there were times when
maybe me and my brothers would like try to pretend to.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Wash their asses and get out the club. Not coming
in there with that belt. Girl put you up to that.
I'm glad they did, because today, Frank.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
You do not stink that that was because of them
ass whoopers?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You got why for not washing that ass? Now punishment,
that's work.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes. I think that people just need to start getting
their asses who Yes, and then maybe they'll start watching them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm telling you, perhaps that and they will have more friends,
because right now we are enemies. Like from when I
said I want to beat you with Oh, I get that,
you know, I have to say I have to say this.
(06:33):
I have to say what I got to.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
At our big gage, at our big ages. There is
no excuse, there's no excuse.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm looking at you. I don't need to do this.
I'm looking at you sharp at our big ages. You know,
just not wanting to put the rag in your booty
hole is a problem.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Face nobody, i'nna think you're gay for having.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
A clean ass. No, I'm gonna think you're gay if
you sleep with men. That's it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's like, that's the only that's the only telltale sign
of gotta.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Do that exactly, Like that's the only telltale sign is
when you sleep. We don't. We don't think it's gay,
we don't think it's it masculating.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I just want people to take better care of themselves
and I want you to care about how you present
yourself to the world. Agree when you're around the house, chilling,
hanging out, cool, Yeah, I can understand you.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Maybe this is day two. I'm a little depressed, you know,
and you ain't washed your ass. It's just me in here.
I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Two days though, and that's it because I told you
I'm gonna come over there and I will wash yours.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And I'm not playing. Okay, you ain't smelling right around me.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm so glad to have friends that I know if
I'm going through something, they will come and wash my hands.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I think that's the true test the friend. And
I'll be so happy about it. And I think that
off the friends. Oh, y'all, get off your friend. My
wash the tail, she used to say, used to be
so fun. She called me by my middle name.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm not gonna tell y'all, but she'll call me by
my middle name, and she'll say, get in there and
wash your tail.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And I used to be like this lady is so mean.
I used to be so mad. Say she wants you clean,
you just wanted me to work. You're so put kids,
be so irrestion. I hate what she asked you to do.
She said, I jump off. Well yeah, you just can't
do that. Yeah, but I think I think that's that's
(08:28):
definitely something that can get this week. I present you
for sharing your thing. Yes by the Funky People community.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So but I mean, anyway, we gotta you know, we
gotta get into the girls talking the bs that that
is this podcast, because honey, I'll basically just be eavesdropping.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The conversation. Yeah, my dog in the minute to get
off into week. So question, Cley, I have a question.
Oh you do what you're supposed to ask me.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
See, this is why we're supposed to be forgetting bad.
You're right, girl, the streets is talking once again. Here's
the scenario. Okay, your homegirl is going out or a
dude and just say, me and this guy that I'm
interested in, you don't want to go out and he
got a homeboy that he want to bring along.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Friend, I need you to come take along and be
the wing man. Is a food for is a drinks.
You know how I moved you, you know how I move.
I would say, if I'm single, I'm doing it because
I don't care. I know my girl got me.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm not paying for nothing, either her or this dude
that she doesn't for us, So I'm not worried about that.
And if I'm if I'm in a relationship, I'm be like, no, no, no,
because I don't want my dude is going to be
somebody wing man.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
True.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Now you got to sit up here and get to
know this lady for what you're not to day her.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I'll beat that lady. Oh, I'm loyal to a fault. Oh,
I'm loyal to a fault. I'm single. I'm going. Oh
I love food.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I will have to talk to you on the side.
But it's the food still free and it's there. It's
like and I'm not even it's just oh, because these
relationships don't be worth.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Let me go.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But with five friend, let me go, Okay, let me
get a breezer like okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She's alive.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Said if that man ain't doing her right and she
ain't happy, but she can't figure out how to leave
I'm not gonna say a word, you know what.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't care about that. I think. So here, here's
my thing with this with my friends. Maybe your person
could call me at two a m. And be like,
is the name over there? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Absolutely, yeah, if you're looking for her, we just finished
playing dominoes, warmed up some popcorn.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Actually, you want to talk to she went to the bathroom.
I say, oh, she's in the bathroom. She in the bathroom.
I have a call you, that friend. I'm gonna now,
I don't know what y'all got going on. Now, if
your man call me and say, now I know she's
over there, I'm coming with the blicky. Oh. Now, that's
the difference we just left. Now that's crazy actually an
(11:23):
adult whole different city.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
But if that man is a good man and you
just doing him dirty, I'm not I'm not participating in that, right, No,
I think that that's wrong. You should not do good
people wrong, you know, comrade. I believe in yeah whull circle.
But if my friend is not being treated right and
I think she could do better, well, how she gonna
do better? We don't see who the contestants are.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's what I'm trying to figure out if we don't
explode on the prown. Okay, but man, that can treat
her better and she's not exposed to it. But we
need exposure, honey.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
My thing is if I think I'm gonna have the
conversation because I'm not just an eight like uh, you know,
I don't want to feel like I'll be breaking up
people relationships. But if I see you unhappy every time
I talk to you, you know you know how I
get Do you like them today?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
If you don't like them today, I don't get food
with them either. So my my thing is I like
who you like, and I love who you love. The
day you tell me you don't love him, I'm always
up and it's not I feel you, So it's it's
I think they're going to be the I don't think
a wing woman is a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I like you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I feel like if you're happy in your relationship, if
things are going good, I wouldn't want to rock the boat,
so I would decline.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
But if I'm single, baby, what time do you want
me to meet? And I almost want them to be
a little fitker because I know I'm anna e good?
What's the brother and being like like you can always
tell when you're out on the day and a man
is not prepared for what you want to.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You know, he's like another he gonna get water first,
Say go ahead and get because they, you know what
I'm saying, they trying to see what you're gonna do.
I don't care what the person across the table order.
I'm getting Kendall Jackson's sharping and the water, and I'm starting.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
With whatever advertiser I want. At this point, I've turned
into a food critic as well. I need to try.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I need to try.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes, even that, either you go with somebody a little thicker,
or you go with somebody who in the gym try
and put on games.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know what I'm saying, They don't get you, don't
They dont care. You know when you're right, it sounds
like something we don't. I know because if I'm gonna ask,
I'm gonna ask you.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
You know what, I got to rethink my host, grantit.
I got to reap the whole time, the whole time.
And you don't gotta do that, don't you gotta do that?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We gotta set up something. I get some wingman scenarios together.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, I love that well, I think so, so you
wouldn't mind, you know, I would not mind. I mean
we gave where I would mind, which is if he's
a good guy, of course I'm gonna but anything outside
of that, girl.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Now, okay, so what is what is okay?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
At this point we just signed what is something that
a man can do? That's a complete turn on, But
it's non sexual.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's a complete turn on. Non sexual.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, I like when men fix things around the house,
Like I think that that is sex.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You girl, like you just fixing stuff just to fix
come on, like bob the building a handle, like I
love like.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Putting together things or seeing something wrong in my house
and just I don't even got to mention it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You just ooh somebody.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You don't got to mention every little teeny thing that's wrong.
They just like you need this indient needs to be fixed.
Oh my girl immediately leaking like a fuss.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I wait for me. On top of that, I say,
for me, it's just doing.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What you say you're gonna do that part, especially if
you offered, like I've had so many people saying, oh
I'm gonna do this and maybe but you didn't though,
thank you, and so like I accountability and keeping your word.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I have to agree, like just doing what you said
she was gonna do, Like you'd.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Be surprised because I know I got a lot of
mouth and after I've decided that I don't respect right right,
and or I stopped moving completely without you.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, because that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
But to me, that's a lack of respect. I don't
in my mind, I don't need to consult you. Yeah,
you're not a factor anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You want to do it once I'm in that space
with you, that's a dangerous space to be because I'm
gonna stop coming to you for everything. And it doesn't
mean I'm going somewhere else to get it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm going somewhere else to get it, right. I just
feel like you don't know who you're talking to over there.
I'm starting to feel like you don't know me anymore.
Like I'm going somewhere else. I don't be wanting to
go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I think if I like the person, if I love
the person, i'd be wanting what I want from that person.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Are not going to do it?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Let me you go to the person who's going to
do it, and you don't want somebody else doing things
for me, then why you're not doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
You're not doing it, saying hey, you should get that person.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
And I'm like, you're right, I'm going to go over
there and get that personal to do it, because that's
how referrals work. Hello you again. You see what I'm saying.
You like how I think I'm older than you and
you're teaching me so much older than me.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
By like, I feel like I'm getting so much wisdom
right now. I'm telling you that must be what you
want me to do. You want another man up in
here fixing the pipes?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You know what they think?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, here's this is what I know to be the
fact about a lot of men. If y'all having sex,
you cannot go to nobody else for nothing. I don't
care what they're not doing.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, that's what they think.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And if you sleep on somebody else, you cheat, And
like y'all dating or we're talking about relationship, that is,
I should not be sleeping with somebody else and be
in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But if you're not doing what I need you to do,
I'm not gonna go sleep with nobody else. But they said,
thats what you can do who said that?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If you want me, I was really talking about somebody
else coming in and fixing stuff for now. You should
feel so stupid having another man in your house while
you're home fixing things around.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That make you feel so you should never feel.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Comfortable another man coming in fixing all the ship that
I need done in my house. You should feel crazy. No,
that's fact unless you genuinely just can't do it. But
if you can, and you got another man walking around
y'all in.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
The like, in the like, I don't make sure he
is fun. I want to be fun.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I'm going to there has to be a website that
only employs a certain type of handyman. And when I
find where they at that company shared with me, You're
gonna have so much new business because I'm gonna start
breaking shit at that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
You know what another hand is leading the whole time
I'm in an apartment. Ma'am, it's not your time to
fix the ding off that road.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
But no, I think this is a very interesting conversation
because I think people be like, well, regardless of what
I'm not doing, you don't give me a chance to
fix it. If I've said four times five times what
I'm saying, what's the timeline? What's the time frame? Because
if I'm dating you for a year, in the last
six months, I've been begging you to change these two
things and you haven't changed them.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Is it okay for me to go date somebody else,
date or get somebody else to do.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It's like I am ready to get out of this
immediate now, they think. Now it's feeling like one of
the same. Okay, you know the kind of daddy I got.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I know, I know your dad would just come. I
know if your dad got to drive up here to
fix that's crazy. Now that's that. Do feel like I
should date somebody else's you have a dad? Unfortunately? Anonymous?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hey dad, come tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know you wasn't a lazy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
But no, I think if I have to call my
father and you can't come back, That's why I said that, dude,
give day somebody else.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Your father walk in the house and that man is
sitting up on that couch and he had to drive
all the way. Oh I can't. Ever, I can't affretate
you would.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
First of all, he's gonna come in cracking jokes. That's
that's what people don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Abou him. He's he thinks he's a comedian.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He is, he's hilarious, but he's gonna come in there
and the jokes won't be funny. They're not gonna be funny. Yeah,
it's supposed to hurt your gonna be laughing, but you won't. Yeah,
it's supposed to hurt your feelings.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I don't I don't want to have to deal with
having to ask him to You should feel crazy, but
also I'm gonna feel crazy, yes, because I'm like, I know,
you probably got stuff to do, and you're retired, and
you don't have no kids in the house, and you
want some privacy with your wife of over forty years,
But can you drive six hours to come to come
down here and fit it is because the dude that
I've been sleeping, We can't do it the way my
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dad's gonna say.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I know, damn with no.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I'm just like, oh, I'm cringing because I can only
imagine what that even feels like.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're right, you should date somebody.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I'm gonna go ahead, and it's not gonna let me
take you back. Yeah, my mama and my daddy said no,
that's just what that is. I think that's a that's
a prime example of a good a good non sexual
turn on. Now what would be a non sexual turn off?
I'm not talking about like high giene or something like.
What's one thing you'll see a man do that ain't
got nothing to do with six and you'll be like,
(20:37):
oh God, I.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Think a man who dang, is this the same thing?
I think a man who don't take care of my car? Really?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, because like I don't know nothing about grind riding
to the wheels fall completely over.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I mean, like a new born. We're gonna learn somebody, Yeah,
because I don't know how to change the tire. I
don't okay, I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Be funny because I don't know the first thing about saying.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I tired, and none of that independent man gonna call it?
How to be a strong independent man for women? I
don't one on one I did. I have my dad
to teach me like little, I don't know nothing.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So I need somebody who knows about cars or can't
take my card to the shop.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And like you know that whole thing.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Let me trying to get over on women, because if
I am stranded on the side of.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
The road and I got a call triple A. I
am leaving. I can't believe you would have me calls
and wow, it's always like the worst case scenary of
my head is raining. It's I don't like stranded, like
(21:52):
come with me and change just tired. I can see that.
I can see that, but I don't even want to
have to ask. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I feel like every couple of months you should be like, hey,
you need a word change yeah, because I think after
so long.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I just take my car before I wake up, Like,
just take it. You told God call off. That's the
only reason. If he's not physically able, that's what I
think his legs were cut off.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I feel like if I have to ask, I think
I think what we really want as women, we don't.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Want to ask.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I agree, after hearing all these conversations and what like,
I don't think I want to have to ask. I
want to see with somebody who has studied and watched
and paid attention long enough to know, Okay, she feels
like this, she's probably dealing with this.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Let me go do this. And my thing is I
love when people help me.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Getting to the place where I don't mind asking for
help to But what I really love is I want
you to help me without me having to ask you
for your help. And I want you to just do
things that I can't do for myself. If you're doing
things that I can do for myself, you're in my way.
You already knew I was independent and.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Strong, y'all think you made fun of us for it
for years and years and years. You knew this about me. Yeah,
so if you are.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Doing stuff for me that I can do for myself,
you're in my way. I need you to move go
do some other things that I can't do. Yeah, And
that's my big I agree with you one hundred percent. Now,
we're not saying we want you to be mind readers.
I think it's just about paying attention. Like after a while,
you can't read my mind like you should be, because
I probably can re youors. I mean the fact, no,
because the way we do it is creepy. And if
we can do it after less than two years of knowing,
(23:39):
you can do it. Y'all been with a girl for
eight years and don't know nothing about it. I can't
remember her birthday or like, oh my god, jord Land,
don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Her mama name, like just not even taking that initially.
I think it's just like you taking that extra step,
Like it's just taking that extra step.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's not like we're asking you to know every little
single thing, but we're talking about things that men just do,
so that should already be like anate for real. Like
if you were at home and you've seen something broke,
what would you do if your car was breaking down?
That's not a good question. You don't think they would
be cut a lot of I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I've seen it. I've seen things remain broken for months.
You keep putting me in a picture. Stop, that's not
a good.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Question to ask because I've seen it. Just leave it,
bro niggas, will let ship be broke? And Mama daddy,
I'm sorry because I know you're gonna see this.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh stressing hot the way the way.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I can't let shit be broke. Like as soon as
something is wrong, hey, what's the time? Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, yeah, this need to be done immediately.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Especially if it's an inconvenience, Oh, inconvenienced, especially if it's inconvenience.
Yea time I don't get this fixed? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a valid question.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because I hate that for y'all. I do.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I hate that for y'all because I'm wanted to, but
I feel stick behind what I said though, and Walk
was here to vouch for us.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We're not doing we're not doing too much. I like
that for us, for him to be here enabling us.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Okay, So moving on your you know, Michelle Obama has
her podcast with her brother Craig and Victoria Money. Recently
did an interview with them and she spoke about her
team was basically sharing with her that they felt like
it wasn't a good time in her career for her
to have a baby become a mother, and she you know,
(25:32):
see it that they basically wanted her to terminate the pregnancy. Now,
obviously she didn't go through with that, but I think
I think she's been doing great as a mom.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Obviously her career is way up, way up. You know.
Now while we don't have kids, are you worried.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
That that's gonna come a time where you gotta choose
you know, your personal life over your career and how
you plan on balancing that.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I don't really think so.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm gonna be honest with you because there's just so
many different ways to still include your children in your
like basically what we do, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Like I feel like people love to watch pregnancy on YouTube,
they love to see the family on you you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Those channels go crazy people like you know what I'm saying,
being a part of your life in that way.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
So I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
But once again, I don't plan on having kids until
I have nanny money money, Like that's it. So it
will never be a time where I'm like, oh my god,
I gotta take care of the baby or I gotta
do this. Like I'm gonna be able to do both
because I'm gonna have help and I also have like
a really strong family like support system.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So now you can always drop the mab off to
me for three hours. I knew it's not enough time,
but jerline, that's not enough time. Real talk.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Once they get older, like talking and walking, once they
can tell me what the what, what's going on and
what they need, You're gonna watch them longer.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
You could give me a weekend. Okay, you can give
me a weekend okay period because I know mom's but
then who's gonna be my wing woman? You got the kids?
If they're talking and walking since they got it. No,
do you know how to go to the frigerator? No,
you know how to robbing? My kids aft to you?
(27:13):
To be left home alone? It's crazy kids around me?
You playing for real? You had not crazy? That age? Terrible?
Oh my god. No.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Also, so I think my friend's not like my homegirl.
She she got a daughter in high school and she
knows if she's pressed she can call me. I'm pretty flexible. Hey,
I need you to go pick you know, case's up
or whatever. She she's depending on me for that before.
So I don't mind being what you know I'm I'm
very much a gap filler. I love that space because I.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Don't want to be needed. I don't want to be
dependent on them.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
But I think this, this particular subject is so triggering
for me because you would never ask a man that question. Yeah,
that's so because let me tell you asking me that
one because you don't have to be pregnant, you don't
have to be you don't have to be present, you
need that okay me, nobody's gonna know he's having a
baby unless he tells you.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
You know what I mean? Like, they still able to
pretty much function as though. Yeah, nothing was going on for.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And not sharing their body with an alien because it
will be a foreigner?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Could you playing why it will be foreign to your body? Alien?
If you will? And when they come out, what do
they look like? Stop? And now you're going straight to
the pits. And I'm not going with you. I'm not going. Man.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I you know that somebody asked me because I wasn't drinking,
was I pregnant? I said, you really don't know me.
People too comfortable, You really don't know me. But I
think it's I went to my family union last weekend,
same question. The older you get, the more people want
to wonder, and they use this term when are you
gonna settle down?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And that means stop living now. Me having a bachelor's
degree in English literature, I know words and I know
what they mean.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay, settle down, settle settle settle down, settle down.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Right, you gotta go to hell? Yeah, there's no way. No.
I think motherhood is beautiful for those who want to
take the journey. I really do.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
But having to answer questions like this girl get out
my face and she did it with grace, That's what
I'm saying. Like she did it with grace, but so,
I mean cardib didn't do it with Grace because she
was on that gir I've never seen it. I think
that was my first time seeing someone fully pregnant culture
like twerking and everything on stage. That was my first
(29:41):
time seeing it in that way. And then everybody kind
of just like followed suit.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know, Saron did it, sexy Red did it, like
it just became this. But it gave me a different perspective.
I'm not gonna lie. Even though it was done in
that way, it was like I honestly thought when you
got pregnant like you girl, Yes, I didn't know you
could do all that with you a girl.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Women have run countries without people knowing and while they
were pregnant. Scandal shout out to you, Shonda Rhymes, because
the way Olivia Pope and Melick watch in the office
pulling strength.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You haven't seen Scandal.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I mean I watched the first season, girl, but I
haven't watched any day after that, like not so.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's so messy and it's right up my ass. I
love it. Usually the mess this was, you know, I
don't be liking it like up close, so when I
can watch it on TV. Okay, I need to get it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's so good, all right, But no, I think I
think that women are able to do it damn near anything.
I don't think anything is impossible for women. I think
that stopping to have a child when I feel like.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
We're on the upper trajectory. Absolutely, I'll settle down when
i'm done. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
And if by that time I am not able to
bear children, oh well, it wasn't meant to be so.
Oh well, but science is making it where somebody else
can have.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
My baby, adopt some Yeah, very true. I'm not pressed.
I don't think. Why don't people talk about adopting is
because people don't enough. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
People don't care about children. People don't care about children.
What they care about is controlling the mother. That's what
they care about.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The kids aren't important once they're born. They're not. They're not.
They want the women to.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Be scrutinized and under a microscope and all this stuff.
Oh my god, I've always thought about adopting the child.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I think that I would love for you too. What
you thought I was gonna say? I want to want
the Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well I have always thought about it, though, But it's
like you just don't know what you're gonna get. But
you also don't know what you're gonna get when you
pop out a child either, So it's just like a
gamble either way.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
To me, it's like getting a job. Yeah, you can
put whatever the fuck you you can put whatever. That's
the third, that's the third.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What you gonna put whatever on your resume? Yeah, girl,
I love that You're supposed to be a pilot tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
And let you know how I go hold I'm putting
up on Indeed, they called me back, they call me.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You gotta know something that But I do think I
think that you maybe you gotta trust God and yourself
with a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
If you feel like you want to be a parent. Yeah,
literally nothing can stop you. That's so true. Literally nothing
can stop you.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
However, there are plenty things that can stop it from
me at all in working order.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Jesus. So I think that you should go ahead and
adopt your baby. Yes, And I ain't with know surrogate.
They're gonna be run off with the child.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
They're gonna be in the background of my videos, and
I'm gonna we're gonna practice it.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Feed that baby, to feed my baby. More than once too.
I don't like that. Give them some if he don't
get up and go in that kitchen and they like
seafood boils. You don't know nothing about footballs and like people.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Y'all feel like you gonna stress out, like you were
going to be the most stressful girl.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
From the old time. Baby, I am going to be tired.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You and your child are gonna wear me out because
have it wanting to see football and you don't have teeth.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
It is crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yes, little butter sauce. They like butter sauce on the
past five I bet a hate that baby. Baby that
sea football, please, thank you?
Speaker 1 (33:24):
And how sheetos they like? How cheetos too? Girl? Not
feeding no child. I feel like that's the rest for you.
We're all gonna be so cute. You will be dealing
with red fingertips. It's crazy. Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
This episode has been such a wild ride. Shout out
to all the moms. Yeah, whether you're married, single, if
you lost the baby, we don't care.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
We we see you, we understand. Shout out to y'all.
But I will never have anything, all right, y'all. Well,
on that note a foreclosure. Yeah, one episode we have
to put a compilation together.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Of Jerlin saying she's not having kids, because I swear
she is serious, and I just want to hold it
for my personal keepsake.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I'm going to hold on and cherish it, raise it
until she's ready.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Go ahead and expose the okay, blackmail if you will,
never I don't get another dog before I have a baby.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I love Total.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Total was like a little play made you a mother
for real. She could have kids if she could take
care of a dog and Total a little hyper and
she can take care of a kid on one Okay,
He's like one time Toto facetiming Yard like it was
the craziest, really facetimed me y like it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I never had no dog face time me. He's advanced
beyond his years. Oh my gods.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
That was such a wild That was such a wild
interaction because I never I didn't think that. You know, obviously,
I don't think he was intentionally trying to do it,
but I think he saw me on the phone and
he wanted my attention, so he just went and started
to pushing moneys. The next thing, you know, FaceTime was
looking right at me.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
I was like, oh hey, I'm like what is it?
I have my he could even hear her, so I'm like,
what are you even doing right now? So cute? That
is mama's favorite boy. But yeah, I'm slightly slightly a
mom and that's enough for me. You're right, though, That's
that's it. That's all.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So when Lena has her baby, y'all gonna see me
being Auntie of the year.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I'm coming to spoil it. I'm bringing out Touch of Toys,
loud to us, loud to it, Drelyn, don't piss me.
I have sensory.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Power of slime and liquids, and you really trying to
small small ball roll under the couch, right. I just
want my nephew or needs to be well around it.
I'm gonna bring him all back to your house three hours.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I'm packing every single last one up and bringing it
right back to your house. Oh my god. Well that
you know that is to be seen.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Maybe the next episode will have no information, but today
it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
We have to end. I know, guys, but you know
we love it here just because you guys. And if
you want to pop in next Thursday, okay, you can
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Speaker 2 (36:19):
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Speaker 1 (36:29):
All right, y'all be fine,