December 18, 2025 • 33 mins
Jerrilyn Lake (aka Indeskribeabull) and Lynee’ Monae kick things off in What Irritated Me This Week by airing their seasonal grievances: eating the same holiday food on repeat, resurrected freezer-burnt turkey in new disguises, and children running wild during grown-folk card games. From mac-and-cheese fatigue to banning kids from the spades table, the ladies make it clear—just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean everyone gets access to your peace (or your plate).
In Girl, What Happened, the conversation turns serious—but still funny—when Oprah’s comments about normalizing no contact with toxic family members spark a real discussion. Jerrilyn and Lynee’ fully agree that protecting your peace sometimes means blocking Auntie, Grandma, or whoever else keeps tearing you down under the guise of “family.” They break down how generational control, constant criticism, and guilt-tripping can stunt growth, damage relationships, and even spill into how you raise your own kids. Their message is clear: life is too short to keep people around just because you share DNA—especially during the most triggering time of year.
Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without the ladies spiraling into side topics like traumatic Top Dog Law commercials, musty men who need step-by-step bathing instructions, and why hygiene should never be optional at any age. Between gift-card horror stories, holiday dating rules, and an unexpected debate about becoming a “monkey mom,” Episode 83 perfectly balances comedy and clarity.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Barely legal.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Blah, I cannot see Mama loves Pope hold all the.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Time, squaw for him, squawl like.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's the same grun A one one two three released.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sorry, Watson, what are we recording?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh Lord, Jesus my god.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, what's it, everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's your girl Indescribable aka Jerrel and Lake checking in
with none other than my bestie for the rest of.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Le name Moee.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And you are listening to that, she said the first
podcast an Urban one podcast on an Urban one podcast period. Ma'am, well,
here we are again, yet again.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And it's my favorite time of the year, is it?
This is your favorite time?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I love Christmas, girl, my god. I love Christmas, oh
my god. And I just like it at the decorations, Okay, yes,
I like the kids being filled with wonder and joy.
I like to see the happiness, the families, the rom coms.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The hot musicals, all the things. I love. The Christmas cookies, girl,
it's so the most week Christmas cookies.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We taught them cookies this night right here, a thirty
two Christmas cookies alone.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I didn't even get a bite. Okay, now we're not
gonna lie okay, we each.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Had an equitle about acquitable equitable amount of cooks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Ain't tell her. She was scoffing and never one back.
Said my god. On today, I said, I got a
tall house for that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, shovel them, just throw them back.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'll just lay on my back. Its right, because that's
how could if cookies was so much? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But you know what, as we start every episode, although
I do love cookies, we still got to talk about, Yeah,
what irritated you this week? I don't think it's this week.
I think it's what's to come. And if you guys
have been paying attention, I don't want to eat the
same food.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I say that reierrate.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But I had said, just in case you missed it,
now it's in the beginning now so far at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Here we are again, the same menu.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Clogged all the reasons what they call them, Okay, turkey,
ham collar, greens, yams. We just had that cheese, and
on top of that, some of y'all still eating them
left over.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So you had that today.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now that's crazy, okay, because you thought freezing it, you're
still pulling it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my god, I don't like when y'all freezer burn
the turkey. And that's another thing. I don't like that
y'all freeze food and just feel like you're gonna pull
it off for everybody else to eat too, and then
keep making new dishes. I don't want a turkey case
of deal. Okay, I'm a diskiyu.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, we don't want that turkey coming back dressed in
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Remember the Little Rascal ship, Remember the Little Rascals, they
stood on each others.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's the turkey. Okay, that's the turkey.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It hard every day you come with turkey chili, turkey tacos,
turkey kebab, turkey soup, turkey sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Don't turk another key please at all. We I'm off
the menu, Honey.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I told you I think I'm gonna do a seafood hour.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm coming to your health.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You more than welcome if you're doing it all seafood,
seafood boiled for quib Yeah, I'm gonna pull off for krillmas.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm not pulling that out no more. I'm over it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I and another thing, you know what, they might
take my black car for this, friend lord, I'm not
fan of mac and cheese like that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's just cheese and noodles. Why are we going crazy?
I just don't agree.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was gonna say something's gonna be all because people
love to say, well, you just haven't had some and
sells magazine.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I've had. I bot y'all, grandma's ragged and magazine.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Problem said, I've had too much mac cheese, and I
have unanimously decided that I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like it here. I don't man cheese. I get tied
of cheese and cheese. And then you know, I am lad.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
In tolerant, Okay, telling me be heard and a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell that macaronia everything. Give it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Put had the breaking the big Mama. I just bring
it overhead, the big Mama, because I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Eat that maca. I love it. That's all I want.
I love them maka jee.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, while le Nay is fed up with the menu,
because I am this holiday, I'm fed up with these kids.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have to say, I'm sick of these kids. Kids.
Ain't did nothing to put them kids up? Why put
them kids? You gotta put them kids kids up? Put
them away?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What they do to you? Get on my nerves. They
just be in the way. More of them kids out
the way. We are grown, we are drinking, we're playing spade.
Now I'm doing this on the table. Your daughter done
got popped in the eye.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Move out the way. Sham suposed to be over here,
No way, I'm dying this.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Grown people stuff. Take them to that grandma house. Were
grown over here. Get them kids out the way. More
of them kids, more them kids.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Go ahead, y'all added to the list. Just go to
the nets. Y'all can cancel me. I don't care. I
ain't have no kids. More them kids out the way.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And you know, friend, wolf time, my perspective has changed
this girl the.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Way I never want to be a mother.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And the more I learned about motherhood, the less I desire.
It's just too much, friend, You know, it's hard all
here for a pimp whney trying to get the money
for the bench.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Know what the cattle looking girls money spind ain't knowe
whole lord.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ain't my eyes out of seeing some crazy things in
the street.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wait, because we need to back up there. Walk come in.
I'm come on now, he come over here. O God,
(05:55):
stomachs ridiculous, Please grow all right, and we're only like
two minutes. Please grow up. Please, it's y'all see all
the time. Don't allow that. We have to stay structured
with the run of show. And they don't care. No,
she never cares. You see her reading all this stuff.
(06:16):
It's sorry, Oh my god. Okay, y'all have got to
stop playing so much.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But okay, seriously them speaking of the holidays and family, girl, Oprah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is doing it? What girl? What happened?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oprah Dounne told these people going no contact need to
be normalized with your family.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I agree. I don't have no qualms with that now.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh I protect your peace all okay, Like seriously, I'm
with it. Oh my god. Because the level of just
like how your family or people you grew up with, family, whatever,
like how they can dictate how you move throughout life.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It is so.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Detrimental to you developing as an adult. You can't make
any disis.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is on your own. You're scared to step out there,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Sometimes and then the way they may talk to you
downplay your abilities, what you are capable of.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm not dealing with that. You want to deal with that?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And people love to say, well, life is too short exactly,
thank you, percise slit the hell on today.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Wait do it now, do it right now. I'm telling
you tomorrow is not promised. It. Get on my big
get on the pot of here. I love it. I
think she gave great advice.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I think that for those who do have very controlling parents.
I'm gonna say parents, but we're talking about all types
of family members. But anybody that's coming in your life
and trying to dictate to you or talk down to you,
and then you may find it find you doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
To your own kids, on your own household.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Break it now, break it now, because you're gonna scar
your kids.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And you know what I'm saying, ruin your relationships like that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
As long as you have that person in your life
feeding that negativity to you, you don't even understand how
you may project it on your own like household. So
I totally agree. I don't think open say nothing wrong
me neither. Actually, when it's a toxic person. Now, if
you just know, contact with your grandma, Now what Grannie do?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Granny got to go. That's why I said. Now I
did a whole video. People was in the comments.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Now, you don't disrespect Grandma, I said, Grandma, better tighten
it up. Hello, and I mean clutch pearls, clutch it,
pull it together.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, And I'm not playing. I don't start nothing, won't
won't be nothing. And it's really very simple, okay, but
going on, duck and if you buck, and you'll be duck.
And if you get to.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Close Hello, Hello, why would they playing U if you
but morning? I thought the girl, Welcome to Atlanta. Welcome
to Atlanta, baby. I'm better hope you better hope the don't.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Playing a live jup? What ye? As soon as you
work on you? Good morning? Yeah? It's currently thirty two degrees.
I said, what traffic on? You can't even get baby?
You know who? You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Let's backtrack because you know what irritated me this week
and in perpetuity.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What them dog on Top Dog law commercial? I hate?
Why do that nigga be on there? You're got an accident.
The light was red and then it was green. Called
the top dog on the one where you laying in
the bag. He's laying right next to you. He's dead.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You're trying to figure out if you're still alive.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You don't know what's going on. Let's blood everywhere. I'm
like a run to the Saint.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So traumatic, I didn't eve want to get in the
car anymore. I'm taking ubers away more.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Friend, I said, Patty, I said it right, Yay, I'm
taking a way more because it's way more safer. Hello,
you see that. I see what you did there. I
see what you did there. Yeah, he make you not
want get in a.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Car them Dog on top, dog low commercial chaff breaking out.
He be doing way too much, And I'm like, who
is this guy? Why are they booking him for this?
What was the audition process? Like they just called this
person that they knew and was like, hey, we need
you to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You really gotta sell it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But this one, I'm like, bro, just give me the
name of the attorney and let me just call him, right,
I don't need a three act play. But it's like
it's so branded in your head. It's beautiful because dog,
I'm telling you, like, it's branded and your he's doing
what he's supposed to do, but he's still annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's hell, I can't him. And that's definitely somebody that I
would go no contentt no, seriously, I could block him
if I could.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Block that man's commercials from my radio. Oh my god,
please yeah, because screaming at me. Oh, that's not gonna
make me calling people. If anything, I'm sirtain like, back
it up, and I'm glad. I don't know what he
looked like. I'm almost to define him. Name might be
block him, he might be the top dog, might be.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He might be he might got the dog bye goodbye.
He might be Saint Bernardist. I don't know. I don't
know what they may look like. Sorry, this man, Sorry
so sorry, but yeah, I don't I don't see the
road with going no content.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think that you definitely exercise your right to protect
your peace like people will certainly try you. And the
holidays can be very triggering for people for a multitude
of reasons. But let's not add more struck. You know
what I mean, Like, if you know this particular auntie,
it is messy. If you know your mama gonna do this,
if you know your cousin, listen, I love my folks,
(11:19):
and I got one. It's one in particular. It's one
in particular, and I'm not gonna do all this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm doing it. But I agreed, up, you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I think people will be so worried about what
other people want to say. That's why they don't make
decisions like that. It's like what the family gonna say?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
What people gonna you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Know, family, my husband. But that's the way I'm saying,
no reason I don't want to watch that?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Should watch? So fool? We got it? Oh y'all need
to be watching all the holiday movies.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, it's like, why y'all not doing it? All the
holiday movies? And that's definitely one of we all watch it.
I'm fully invested in all the holiday pas and especially
if it's got anything to do with traumatic black families.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I got to traumatize myself to because what else what
are we waiting for?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean, you move one toxic person and bringing a
whole cat the players up love that put it on
to the players. So who I should have had coffee
show me too?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But no.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
But yeah, so get rid of the toxic family totally
with that. There are some people who feel like, you know,
maybe if you're dating somebody, the first holiday might be
too soon to exchange gifts.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't know how you feel about that. I know
you love to give gifts.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I do I just I don't be caring, but I
also don't expect people to gift me anything.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I'm more of a hey, what do you need?
I'll get that for you. I don't like necessity.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't like guessing, like, tell me what you want
so I can get it, Okay, and I because I
don't like to get stuff that needs to be returned,
or I could send you some money. I love send
the people money, like, get what you want or need
so there's a zero chance that you won't be satisfied
with it. I have gotten people gifts like let me
tell you a story.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, story time, way back in my day when I
was just a little lad.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, I just was friend listen, listen, listening to listen.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, no, for real.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was somebody that I was dating and this was
our first Christmas together, and I got them some cologne.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, musty as all needed it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Got that out the way at Georges, prank you to me,
Thank you to me?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Was smelling good. Did you also get him some deorderance soap? Girl?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
All of that by my twelve paces? You got to
wash that ass? Okay, all right, you got the dude,
and if y'allah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Make sure you watch that. Y'all have really been watching.
Y'all know how I feel about hygiene. Y'all. I talk
about it consistently. Got to watch. It's not gonna be
around me, funky. I know you lie. I refuse to
let you cover it up with Come on, girl, go
get in that too.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I was watching him like a hawk. I've been watching
you like a hawk in the sky. Okay, get that
ass in the shower. Scrub from the head.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Day je up. Yeah, definitely did that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That was the best gift I could. I said, we're participating.
We're participating by the fact. Let's shower together. Okay, ass
nothing alone.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You need all the space I'm gonna you. Ain't like
I can't get to the water. You're gonna. I gotta
pull it together. Okay. Oh lord Jesus my god.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, So I don't again, I'm not a gift giver,
but if I feel like I gotta get you something
like that, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Gonna cut you out.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And you know, yeah, yeah, it's true, it is true.
I can't do musty.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I had to tell that, man. I know. I don't
want to have to tell no grown person that they
musty that though, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's different if we just left the gym, or we
were doing a physical activity or something.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But if in general you smell like sewage, but it's
happening and ugly years off.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
If you smell like garbage trash, bu, I can't do it. Yeah,
I gotta set a doctor because why you just waking
up smelling like that?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, most people.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Don't understand it their diet. Yes, when you eat trash,
it's gonna come at your poor, very true. And you
shouldn't be walking around smelling like a bucket of chicken.
Smell like a bucke of chicken. That's crazy, crazy?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Why do you smell like old grease?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The musty thing stresses me out, But I felt I
told him he was dirty.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I think he needed to know.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, dirt, butt dirt.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But it's crazy because imagine an alcohol pad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Would alcohol past wipe an alcohol pad on? That man?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Stress?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And if it looked like old cigarette butts, black tar,
it's no reason. What is happening? Oh, just I don't
like that, Lennee, I don't like this. I don't, I
don't and I'm actually embarrassed. I'm talking to somebody that's filthy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm glad filthy, and him, I'm glad. What's up? I
feel like I need a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Reset lor Okay, No, but it do be like that though,
And I just don't understand why hygiene isn't. It makes
me wonder what were you learning when everyone else was
learning hygiene?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What were you learning? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know because I was there learning hygiene.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Where were you? What were running around the room?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Been washing my own butt for years and here you
are fifty six and we're still having the same riga moro.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We still go back and forth. And now I gotta
fight you to get in the tub. And you know
what else? Clean that ring up around that.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Tub, please, And Jane, that shot hit in there, And
I mean bleached. Don't you get no regular disinfected. You
get some bleach and you put some.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Bleach put in that tub. It doesn't, oh belief, Get
you some bleach and put it out up. People like
to do dump stuff a Jackson. So put some bleacher
it bleach. You got to season it, let it sit,
(18:06):
Mary night faller, let it low, yeah, you know, and
then and then you put yourself in there.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah. But to get this is the motion right here?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Can y'all hear that? That's the motion?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If you ever, you can't go wrong if you just
take the bread stress, this is your AMR clip for
the way, get in that tub and wash your ass. Okay,
but we're not gonna keep having this to thank you
because we're not gonna keep having it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm so irritated. Why do we have to keep saying
that the wrong every We just don't make sense to me.
So when we come around y'all, if I'm doing this,
that means you are musty. That means your must is near.
That's the new universe silent. If I got to come.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I mean, and here's another one for you, soap
on the towel, get it grained in there, get that god,
get it down.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That is so sad, y'all be pissing me. We shouldn't
have to teach people have to watch and now.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He would be so modest about telling people they stink?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Why y'all so modest with it? If no one tells them,
who will?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I just feel like at some point you know you must.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I think you can't immune to that smell?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Crazy that you do not.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Know you ben I cannot talk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
My face gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Because is this something in here?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Does somebody smell gas? We must evacuate, We must evacuate. Ya,
I got to go, Oh, we got to go. I'm
gonna be terrified. I'm gonna be on the next trip.
I'm out of there. I'm god.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I can't play around with no funk, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
How to be course with no reason for us the
clown for ten minutes, Y'all's no reason for us to
act like this.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now we're gonna hit that thirty minutes today. You're gonna
hit it today. We're going no worries. Oh my god,
that's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
But okay, So I don't know why we got on
this time. I did when it comes from could your
man give you a gift card?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah? I'm the money on it? You know.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I was gonna ask, you know me, how much money
is on there?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Is there another one in there? And I don't care
how clean it is. I don't want the ball with.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is there another one in here? For real?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Shout out to my girl cat Re love love her. No,
I think maybe I think the most. I feel like
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm with it. I'm with that. Yeah, I'm with now. Yeah,
God rest his soul. My uncle for my graduation gave
me a gift card. Girl, how much was on? Seventeen
dollars A change?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That's all he had because when the change came.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
In, you know he digged in that.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
He had to do that out his pockets that you
had that one there as well.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Already used this card. Sorry, but you.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Know he was thinking of you taking back, backing back
because now you've got to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That was a musty thing I do. But I love you,
oh my favorite.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That's all he can sing you the rest of their
peace because it was no reason for you was crazy
for that.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Now, my man bringing me a gift card you already used.
I got the fist fight you.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It better still be one hundred on it. Jolana's in
time my job. I'm sorry, I have to take over
from here. She is cutting up two to too bad.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Now, as far as gifts are concerned, my cash up
dollars sign impost okay here were you could look at
my Instagram every day me anything you want to give me.
I like, I love giving people money because I want
you to be able to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
To do.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I'm a gift card giver. Flowers are always appropriate.
Flowers are beautifulood.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You can always say it at dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, I love a Swizzler trail. I look, hmmm the
album right there is at the bar.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I love cocktail and I mean food, a little steak.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
She's gonna tear it up total, rip right into it around,
never stop eating cornbread, guzzle it s guzzle liserve, guzzle lit,
gussilet getting it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I want to get in there.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm not gonna tear down th free food to look good,
though look good, don't don't.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
First of all, don't ever play my gobby up here clowning. Okay,
but okay, the body and when I say talking about
this roll.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, I want to stop your sacking. So what's happened?
What happened? Oh my god, stop us. It's the fact
(23:17):
that he's still recording like he he ain't saying.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Like, okay, guys, let's be saying, let's move as happy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
She's got to take accountability. Walk you've got I'm sick
every week with this. Oh my god. He lessons come
up here and do whatever we want. Just ridiculous and
no leadership none. Okay, that's what to do this guy,
and we won't do it because if you wantn't done right,
you should have called someone else. It's no, it's to
(23:55):
get off. Okay, my dad.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, I'm so sorry, y'all. The last thing we got
to talk about. And this is something that I actually pray.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I pray it happens if you win a lot of
rewther Be signs. Oh girl, I'm deactivating my social media.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You're gonna see me in the street watching like walking
a cougar.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Where should get that Google from? Ma'am? I didn't know what.
A monkey on my shoulder. You cannot do that. A
little one in city limits, you can't do that. I'm
over here. You can get a little monkey though. I'm
so cute. Time I can see that, so cute, you'll
be a cute monkey mother. Well, I don't know how
to take that. I'm not I'm not sold on that comment.
But okay, okay, I guess what would I call you?
(24:42):
Because I'm a dog mom. You better not call me
a monkey mother. Gonna coffee definitely what We're not gonna
coll me because my stomach.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But when was you cause somebody who has a pet
monkey because I'm a dog mom.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're not calling me that.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You better get creative.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pull it out, pull it out. What was the Laddin's
monkey name a boom? Yeah? I boost mother? Yeah? No,
which is about her pet mom? Take you and I'll
take it. I'll take that. I can't. I can't take
this any boy and wants to refused.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And now even laughing out loud, I mean in all
in the video. If you don't want your producer all
in your the podcast come to death.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Kay, I ain't never Now there was a love be
fun period. That was a nice ad lib. Friend, it's
a beautiful Okay, I get put it by clock. Well, guys,
(26:19):
this is okay. I've enjoyed kicking with y'all this week.
Pretty sure we're canceled. Stop, there's no way we're canceled.
They wouldn't allow that. She wouldn't cancel us. You can't
get rid of me. Monkey Mother's crazy. You're definitely not
calling me. That's hard.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, there's somebody somewhere. I guarantee I can search on Instagram.
Monkey mom is an account name. I can't believe they're
allowing that somebody has I can't believe that, like this
monkey mother, hold on, hold on, hold on, give Yeah,
we ain't doing that well. I guess we not necessarily
(27:02):
to feel time. But what are you looking forward to
most this holiday season?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I like New Years? Okay, I'm more of a New
Year's girl.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And it's not the reset thing is cool, but it's
like I don't know something about New Year's and like
cheers in.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And like kind of feeling like you have holidays, yes,
and like you get to kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Like start over and like get your get your energy back.
I feel like I get my energy back because I'm like, Okay,
I want to get organized, I want to do these things.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It feels like a fresh start sometimes. Yeah, like look
at a fresh start. I'm looking forward to the food.
I'm not gonna hold you. I know, she don't want to.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
No one would have ever guessed that, Wow, you really
will well, well that will well if it isn't the
consequences of my own actions.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Here we are ageing at the table. I do love
a snack.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Ain't go hold I'm looking forward to that food. So
I really and I think too, I think I'm gonna
do a different. Me and my friend we just maybe
watch some Christmas movies. But I think I want to
go to a restaurant this year. I'm gonna take myself
to a really nice Christmas dinner as you should. What
you're thinking, you know, something fancy. Yes, you're gonna ge
dressed up and like everything by myself.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I did that before for New Year's and it was
so much fun. Where did I go? McCormick and Smith?
I think I went there.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They have a good state Capital one Capital Capitol watch okay,
because take me to the Capitol one.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Capitol Grill though. That's where I went for New Year's.
It was so good and I had that by myself.
It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
They had like decorations and stuff. I love when restaurants
do that. I know that's my favorite part. Oh, I
found a speak easy the other day. It's called bar Pillar.
So there's a place that there's an oyster bar up
by off Ponts near the foot locker, and there's this
I think it's called Alisi maybe or something like that,
(28:52):
and they have a speakeasy in there. I had no idea,
separated by a curtain and everything I went in there.
Girl holiday decor.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Goal like really took it there. Oh my god, I'm
gonna do.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
A review probably, but they had like all types of
candy canes and gingerbread men hanging from the ceiling and
say it was it was the most adorable. I think
that's another thing I'm looking forward to is a decoration.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I love holiday.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, I think that's why it's my favorite time of
the year, even like when we went to Atlantic Station
the Jumbo tree.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
The tree is like a thousand feet it's really but
it's huge. It's a huge tree.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And you know what I heard out of state like
Christmas is dope. It's hell too because they really take
it there with like like what you're kind of talking about,
but it's like everywhere like outside and things like that,
like beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I love the decorations.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I mean, I just it's something about seeing but I
can see my breath when I go outside.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's chili crisp hair.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It don't be stank though, sting that breath outside because
I mean, because it be the air be so crispy. Yeah,
And it's just I love that winter feeling. I love
being a sweaters and boots and.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hate the cold. Friend I do too, but I like
that though. I do.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm gonna say the our fast cut. Your winter is
different every It probably was snowing when you left.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Absolutely, I hate it. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I don't need I don't need all that. Yeah, it's
forty four forty in my house when it was ridiculous. Yes,
and we did not leave the house like I didn't
want to knew y'all. It was so cold, that's the thing,
and that's I didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Want to tell her. But that's why I don't want
to go back up there.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And you didn't have to hurt my feel She'd be like, friend,
you want to come visit, and I'd be like, no,
that's messed up.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I always come. Sorry, I'll lie to you, Martin, just
because I still want to go to d C. I
know it is. I respect respect.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That's why I'm always first when I come in. I'm like, oh,
thank God, a break.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
We love a good Southern you know, turned up.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
And I think my favorite thing about being in the
South is that we do get to experience is you know,
maybe three seasons. Yeah, I'm not gonna say we have
a real winter. It gets cold, but it might snow,
but it's yall.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Might get some snow, y'all. Had snow last year, and
I hope y'all girl. No, girl, y'all need to prepare.
We're never gonna prepare. The white people were sliding into
each other. That's crazy. People are going to act a fool.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, that was creat y'all need to put salt down.
Y'all need to prepare. I hope it's on it because
that was fun watching y'all enjoy snup. Girl. They outside,
I've seen people do it. I'm like, why are you
putting cajun ceasing on them? Like just salt regular salt works,
you know, like people was outside doing stuff like that.
I'm like, y'all got to stop this.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I mean cutting donuts and parking lots, sliding down the
you know, using guardboards claps. That sounds fun. It's given
let's be kids again.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, that sound fun. I'm coming here before y'all had
a snuff.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Turn up with y'all you have.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You can't even book the flight in advance because we
don't know. Oh yeah, that is true, and by the
time you get here, nobody be the melty friend.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You just discouraging. And I'm sorry, but it's Atlanta, girl.
Y'all move fase we do is that it? I mean,
is there another one in there? Something else you want
to talk about? I really it's like, nah, y'all, Ippy,
we're happy.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Merry Christmas, Mary Christkay Falise.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Navita Police, Navita.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Police, Nay down.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Hey what I don't know it's you are Mary Chrismas.
I don't know it's you marry. I'm not some roccas.
I don't know it's you are married from up by him?
Take a verse, Plice Navida shoulder police girl.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Please tells us out all right, John, So thank you
for tuning into this, she said, the first podcast, and
if you want to see the visuals, we are here
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Speaker 1 (32:56):
Hit that notification bell so you'll know every time your
girls are y'all. Jesus, that was just the little crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't even know why we can't tell like this,
Why nobody said nothing, y'all hear you over there with
headphones on, Chris Accuser, Okay, wrap it up,
Barely legal.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Blah, I cannot see Mama loves Pope hold all the.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Time, squaw for him, squawl like.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's the same grun A one one two three released.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sorry, Watson, what are we recording?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh Lord, Jesus my god.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, what's it, everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's your girl Indescribable aka Jerrel and Lake checking in
with none other than my bestie for the rest of.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Le name Moee.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And you are listening to that, she said the first
podcast an Urban one podcast on an Urban one podcast period. Ma'am, well,
here we are again, yet again.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And it's my favorite time of the year, is it?
This is your favorite time?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I love Christmas, girl, my god. I love Christmas, oh
my god. And I just like it at the decorations, Okay, yes,
I like the kids being filled with wonder and joy.
I like to see the happiness, the families, the rom coms.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The hot musicals, all the things. I love. The Christmas cookies, girl,
it's so the most week Christmas cookies.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We taught them cookies this night right here, a thirty
two Christmas cookies alone.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I didn't even get a bite. Okay, now we're not
gonna lie okay, we each.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Had an equitle about acquitable equitable amount of cooks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Ain't tell her. She was scoffing and never one back.
Said my god. On today, I said, I got a
tall house for that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, shovel them, just throw them back.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'll just lay on my back. Its right, because that's
how could if cookies was so much? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But you know what, as we start every episode, although
I do love cookies, we still got to talk about, Yeah,
what irritated you this week? I don't think it's this week.
I think it's what's to come. And if you guys
have been paying attention, I don't want to eat the
same food.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I say that reierrate.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But I had said, just in case you missed it,
now it's in the beginning now so far at the end.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Here we are again, the same menu.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Clogged all the reasons what they call them, Okay, turkey,
ham collar, greens, yams. We just had that cheese, and
on top of that, some of y'all still eating them
left over.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So you had that today.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now that's crazy, okay, because you thought freezing it, you're
still pulling it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It doesn't help.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my god, I don't like when y'all freezer burn
the turkey. And that's another thing. I don't like that
y'all freeze food and just feel like you're gonna pull
it off for everybody else to eat too, and then
keep making new dishes. I don't want a turkey case
of deal. Okay, I'm a diskiyu.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, we don't want that turkey coming back dressed in
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Remember the Little Rascal ship, Remember the Little Rascals, they
stood on each others.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's the turkey. Okay, that's the turkey.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It hard every day you come with turkey chili, turkey tacos,
turkey kebab, turkey soup, turkey sandwich.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Don't turk another key please at all. We I'm off
the menu, Honey.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I told you I think I'm gonna do a seafood hour.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm coming to your health.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You more than welcome if you're doing it all seafood,
seafood boiled for quib Yeah, I'm gonna pull off for krillmas.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm not pulling that out no more. I'm over it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I and another thing, you know what, they might
take my black car for this, friend lord, I'm not
fan of mac and cheese like that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's just cheese and noodles. Why are we going crazy?
I just don't agree.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was gonna say something's gonna be all because people
love to say, well, you just haven't had some and
sells magazine.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I've had. I bot y'all, grandma's ragged and magazine.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Problem said, I've had too much mac cheese, and I
have unanimously decided that I don't think I.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like it here. I don't man cheese. I get tied
of cheese and cheese. And then you know, I am lad.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
In tolerant, Okay, telling me be heard and a little bit.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell that macaronia everything. Give it to me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Put had the breaking the big Mama. I just bring
it overhead, the big Mama, because I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Eat that maca. I love it. That's all I want.
I love them maka jee.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, while le Nay is fed up with the menu,
because I am this holiday, I'm fed up with these kids.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have to say, I'm sick of these kids. Kids.
Ain't did nothing to put them kids up? Why put
them kids? You gotta put them kids kids up? Put
them away?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What they do to you? Get on my nerves. They
just be in the way. More of them kids out
the way. We are grown, we are drinking, we're playing spade.
Now I'm doing this on the table. Your daughter done
got popped in the eye.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Move out the way. Sham suposed to be over here,
No way, I'm dying this.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Grown people stuff. Take them to that grandma house. Were
grown over here. Get them kids out the way. More
of them kids, more them kids.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Go ahead, y'all added to the list. Just go to
the nets. Y'all can cancel me. I don't care. I
ain't have no kids. More them kids out the way.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And you know, friend, wolf time, my perspective has changed
this girl the.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Way I never want to be a mother.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
And the more I learned about motherhood, the less I desire.
It's just too much, friend, You know, it's hard all
here for a pimp whney trying to get the money
for the bench.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Know what the cattle looking girls money spind ain't knowe
whole lord.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ain't my eyes out of seeing some crazy things in
the street.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wait, because we need to back up there. Walk come in.
I'm come on now, he come over here. O God,
(05:55):
stomachs ridiculous, Please grow all right, and we're only like
two minutes. Please grow up. Please, it's y'all see all
the time. Don't allow that. We have to stay structured
with the run of show. And they don't care. No,
she never cares. You see her reading all this stuff.
(06:16):
It's sorry, Oh my god. Okay, y'all have got to
stop playing so much.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But okay, seriously them speaking of the holidays and family, girl, Oprah.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Is doing it? What girl? What happened?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Oprah Dounne told these people going no contact need to
be normalized with your family.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I agree. I don't have no qualms with that now.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh I protect your peace all okay, Like seriously, I'm
with it. Oh my god. Because the level of just
like how your family or people you grew up with, family, whatever,
like how they can dictate how you move throughout life.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It is so.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Detrimental to you developing as an adult. You can't make
any disis.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is on your own. You're scared to step out there,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Sometimes and then the way they may talk to you
downplay your abilities, what you are capable of.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I'm not dealing with that. You want to deal with that?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
And people love to say, well, life is too short exactly,
thank you, percise slit the hell on today.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Wait do it now, do it right now. I'm telling
you tomorrow is not promised. It. Get on my big
get on the pot of here. I love it. I
think she gave great advice.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I think that for those who do have very controlling parents.
I'm gonna say parents, but we're talking about all types
of family members. But anybody that's coming in your life
and trying to dictate to you or talk down to you,
and then you may find it find you doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
To your own kids, on your own household.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Break it now, break it now, because you're gonna scar
your kids.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And you know what I'm saying, ruin your relationships like that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
As long as you have that person in your life
feeding that negativity to you, you don't even understand how
you may project it on your own like household. So
I totally agree. I don't think open say nothing wrong
me neither. Actually, when it's a toxic person. Now, if
you just know, contact with your grandma, Now what Grannie do?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Granny got to go. That's why I said. Now I
did a whole video. People was in the comments.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Now, you don't disrespect Grandma, I said, Grandma, better tighten
it up. Hello, and I mean clutch pearls, clutch it,
pull it together.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, And I'm not playing. I don't start nothing, won't
won't be nothing. And it's really very simple, okay, but
going on, duck and if you buck, and you'll be duck.
And if you get to.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Close Hello, Hello, why would they playing U if you
but morning? I thought the girl, Welcome to Atlanta. Welcome
to Atlanta, baby. I'm better hope you better hope the don't.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Playing a live jup? What ye? As soon as you
work on you? Good morning? Yeah? It's currently thirty two degrees.
I said, what traffic on? You can't even get baby?
You know who? You know what?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Let's backtrack because you know what irritated me this week
and in perpetuity.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What them dog on Top Dog law commercial? I hate?
Why do that nigga be on there? You're got an accident.
The light was red and then it was green. Called
the top dog on the one where you laying in
the bag. He's laying right next to you. He's dead.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You're trying to figure out if you're still alive.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You don't know what's going on. Let's blood everywhere. I'm
like a run to the Saint.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
So traumatic, I didn't eve want to get in the
car anymore. I'm taking ubers away more.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Friend, I said, Patty, I said it right, Yay, I'm
taking a way more because it's way more safer. Hello,
you see that. I see what you did there. I
see what you did there. Yeah, he make you not
want get in a.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Car them Dog on top, dog low commercial chaff breaking out.
He be doing way too much, And I'm like, who
is this guy? Why are they booking him for this?
What was the audition process? Like they just called this
person that they knew and was like, hey, we need
you to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You really gotta sell it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But this one, I'm like, bro, just give me the
name of the attorney and let me just call him, right,
I don't need a three act play. But it's like
it's so branded in your head. It's beautiful because dog,
I'm telling you, like, it's branded and your he's doing
what he's supposed to do, but he's still annoying.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's hell, I can't him. And that's definitely somebody that I
would go no contentt no, seriously, I could block him
if I could.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Block that man's commercials from my radio. Oh my god,
please yeah, because screaming at me. Oh, that's not gonna
make me calling people. If anything, I'm sirtain like, back
it up, and I'm glad. I don't know what he
looked like. I'm almost to define him. Name might be
block him, he might be the top dog, might be.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
He might be he might got the dog bye goodbye.
He might be Saint Bernardist. I don't know. I don't
know what they may look like. Sorry, this man, Sorry
so sorry, but yeah, I don't I don't see the
road with going no content.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think that you definitely exercise your right to protect
your peace like people will certainly try you. And the
holidays can be very triggering for people for a multitude
of reasons. But let's not add more struck. You know
what I mean, Like, if you know this particular auntie,
it is messy. If you know your mama gonna do this,
if you know your cousin, listen, I love my folks,
(11:19):
and I got one. It's one in particular. It's one
in particular, and I'm not gonna do all this.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm doing it. But I agreed, up, you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
And I think people will be so worried about what
other people want to say. That's why they don't make
decisions like that. It's like what the family gonna say?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
What people gonna you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Know, family, my husband. But that's the way I'm saying,
no reason I don't want to watch that?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Should watch? So fool? We got it? Oh y'all need
to be watching all the holiday movies.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, it's like, why y'all not doing it? All the
holiday movies? And that's definitely one of we all watch it.
I'm fully invested in all the holiday pas and especially
if it's got anything to do with traumatic black families.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I got to traumatize myself to because what else what
are we waiting for?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean, you move one toxic person and bringing a
whole cat the players up love that put it on
to the players. So who I should have had coffee
show me too?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But no.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
But yeah, so get rid of the toxic family totally
with that. There are some people who feel like, you know,
maybe if you're dating somebody, the first holiday might be
too soon to exchange gifts.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't know how you feel about that. I know
you love to give gifts.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I do I just I don't be caring, but I
also don't expect people to gift me anything.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, I'm more of a hey, what do you need?
I'll get that for you. I don't like necessity.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I don't like guessing, like, tell me what you want
so I can get it, Okay, and I because I
don't like to get stuff that needs to be returned,
or I could send you some money. I love send
the people money, like, get what you want or need
so there's a zero chance that you won't be satisfied
with it. I have gotten people gifts like let me
tell you a story.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, story time, way back in my day when I
was just a little lad.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Okay, I just was friend listen, listen, listening to listen.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, no, for real.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was somebody that I was dating and this was
our first Christmas together, and I got them some cologne.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, musty as all needed it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Got that out the way at Georges, prank you to me,
Thank you to me?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Was smelling good. Did you also get him some deorderance soap? Girl?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
All of that by my twelve paces? You got to
wash that ass? Okay, all right, you got the dude,
and if y'allah.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Make sure you watch that. Y'all have really been watching.
Y'all know how I feel about hygiene. Y'all. I talk
about it consistently. Got to watch. It's not gonna be
around me, funky. I know you lie. I refuse to
let you cover it up with Come on, girl, go
get in that too.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I was watching him like a hawk. I've been watching
you like a hawk in the sky. Okay, get that
ass in the shower. Scrub from the head.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Day je up. Yeah, definitely did that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
That was the best gift I could. I said, we're participating.
We're participating by the fact. Let's shower together. Okay, ass
nothing alone.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You need all the space I'm gonna you. Ain't like
I can't get to the water. You're gonna. I gotta
pull it together. Okay. Oh lord Jesus my god.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Okay, So I don't again, I'm not a gift giver,
but if I feel like I gotta get you something
like that, I'm just.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Gonna cut you out.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And you know, yeah, yeah, it's true, it is true.
I can't do musty.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I had to tell that, man. I know. I don't
want to have to tell no grown person that they
musty that though, I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's different if we just left the gym, or we
were doing a physical activity or something.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
But if in general you smell like sewage, but it's
happening and ugly years off.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
If you smell like garbage trash, bu, I can't do it. Yeah,
I gotta set a doctor because why you just waking
up smelling like that?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, most people.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Don't understand it their diet. Yes, when you eat trash,
it's gonna come at your poor, very true. And you
shouldn't be walking around smelling like a bucket of chicken.
Smell like a bucke of chicken. That's crazy, crazy?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Why do you smell like old grease?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
The musty thing stresses me out, But I felt I
told him he was dirty.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I think he needed to know.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, dirt, butt dirt.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
But it's crazy because imagine an alcohol pad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Would alcohol past wipe an alcohol pad on? That man?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Stress?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
And if it looked like old cigarette butts, black tar,
it's no reason. What is happening? Oh, just I don't
like that, Lennee, I don't like this. I don't, I
don't and I'm actually embarrassed. I'm talking to somebody that's filthy.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm glad filthy, and him, I'm glad. What's up? I
feel like I need a.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Reset lor Okay, No, but it do be like that though,
And I just don't understand why hygiene isn't. It makes
me wonder what were you learning when everyone else was
learning hygiene?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What were you learning? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know because I was there learning hygiene.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Where were you? What were running around the room?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Been washing my own butt for years and here you
are fifty six and we're still having the same riga moro.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
We still go back and forth. And now I gotta
fight you to get in the tub. And you know
what else? Clean that ring up around that.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Tub, please, And Jane, that shot hit in there, And
I mean bleached. Don't you get no regular disinfected. You
get some bleach and you put some.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Bleach put in that tub. It doesn't, oh belief, Get
you some bleach and put it out up. People like
to do dump stuff a Jackson. So put some bleacher
it bleach. You got to season it, let it sit,
(18:06):
Mary night faller, let it low, yeah, you know, and
then and then you put yourself in there.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah. But to get this is the motion right here?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Can y'all hear that? That's the motion?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If you ever, you can't go wrong if you just
take the bread stress, this is your AMR clip for
the way, get in that tub and wash your ass. Okay,
but we're not gonna keep having this to thank you
because we're not gonna keep having it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm so irritated. Why do we have to keep saying
that the wrong every We just don't make sense to me.
So when we come around y'all, if I'm doing this,
that means you are musty. That means your must is near.
That's the new universe silent. If I got to come.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I mean, and here's another one for you, soap
on the towel, get it grained in there, get that god,
get it down.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
That is so sad, y'all be pissing me. We shouldn't
have to teach people have to watch and now.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
He would be so modest about telling people they stink?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Why y'all so modest with it? If no one tells them,
who will?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Now?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I just feel like at some point you know you must.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I think you can't immune to that smell?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Crazy that you do not.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Know you ben I cannot talk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
My face gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Because is this something in here?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Does somebody smell gas? We must evacuate, We must evacuate. Ya,
I got to go, Oh, we got to go. I'm
gonna be terrified. I'm gonna be on the next trip.
I'm out of there. I'm god.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I can't play around with no funk, y'all.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I just don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
How to be course with no reason for us the
clown for ten minutes, Y'all's no reason for us to
act like this.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Now we're gonna hit that thirty minutes today. You're gonna
hit it today. We're going no worries. Oh my god,
that's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
But okay, So I don't know why we got on
this time. I did when it comes from could your
man give you a gift card?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah? I'm the money on it? You know.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I was gonna ask, you know me, how much money
is on there?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Is there another one in there? And I don't care
how clean it is. I don't want the ball with.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
It?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is there another one in here? For real?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Shout out to my girl cat Re love love her. No,
I think maybe I think the most. I feel like
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'm with it. I'm with that. Yeah, I'm with now. Yeah,
God rest his soul. My uncle for my graduation gave
me a gift card. Girl, how much was on? Seventeen
dollars A change?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That's all he had because when the change came.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
In, you know he digged in that.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
He had to do that out his pockets that you
had that one there as well.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Already used this card. Sorry, but you.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Know he was thinking of you taking back, backing back
because now you've got to.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
That was a musty thing I do. But I love you,
oh my favorite.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That's all he can sing you the rest of their
peace because it was no reason for you was crazy
for that.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Now, my man bringing me a gift card you already used.
I got the fist fight you.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
It better still be one hundred on it. Jolana's in
time my job. I'm sorry, I have to take over
from here. She is cutting up two to too bad.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Now, as far as gifts are concerned, my cash up
dollars sign impost okay here were you could look at
my Instagram every day me anything you want to give me.
I like, I love giving people money because I want
you to be able to do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
To do.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, I'm a gift card giver. Flowers are always appropriate.
Flowers are beautifulood.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You can always say it at dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, I love a Swizzler trail. I look, hmmm the
album right there is at the bar.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I love cocktail and I mean food, a little steak.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
She's gonna tear it up total, rip right into it around,
never stop eating cornbread, guzzle it s guzzle liserve, guzzle lit,
gussilet getting it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I want to get in there.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna listen.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm not gonna tear down th free food to look good,
though look good, don't don't.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
First of all, don't ever play my gobby up here clowning. Okay,
but okay, the body and when I say talking about
this roll.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, I want to stop your sacking. So what's happened?
What happened? Oh my god, stop us. It's the fact
(23:17):
that he's still recording like he he ain't saying.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Like, okay, guys, let's be saying, let's move as happy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
She's got to take accountability. Walk you've got I'm sick
every week with this. Oh my god. He lessons come
up here and do whatever we want. Just ridiculous and
no leadership none. Okay, that's what to do this guy,
and we won't do it because if you wantn't done right,
you should have called someone else. It's no, it's to
(23:55):
get off. Okay, my dad.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, I'm so sorry, y'all. The last thing we got
to talk about. And this is something that I actually pray.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I pray it happens if you win a lot of
rewther Be signs. Oh girl, I'm deactivating my social media.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You're gonna see me in the street watching like walking
a cougar.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Where should get that Google from? Ma'am? I didn't know what.
A monkey on my shoulder. You cannot do that. A
little one in city limits, you can't do that. I'm
over here. You can get a little monkey though. I'm
so cute. Time I can see that, so cute, you'll
be a cute monkey mother. Well, I don't know how
to take that. I'm not I'm not sold on that comment.
But okay, okay, I guess what would I call you?
(24:42):
Because I'm a dog mom. You better not call me
a monkey mother. Gonna coffee definitely what We're not gonna
coll me because my stomach.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But when was you cause somebody who has a pet
monkey because I'm a dog mom.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're not calling me that.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You better get creative.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pull it out, pull it out. What was the Laddin's
monkey name a boom? Yeah? I boost mother? Yeah? No,
which is about her pet mom? Take you and I'll
take it. I'll take that. I can't. I can't take
this any boy and wants to refused.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
And now even laughing out loud, I mean in all
in the video. If you don't want your producer all
in your the podcast come to death.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Kay, I ain't never Now there was a love be
fun period. That was a nice ad lib. Friend, it's
a beautiful Okay, I get put it by clock. Well, guys,
(26:19):
this is okay. I've enjoyed kicking with y'all this week.
Pretty sure we're canceled. Stop, there's no way we're canceled.
They wouldn't allow that. She wouldn't cancel us. You can't
get rid of me. Monkey Mother's crazy. You're definitely not
calling me. That's hard.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, there's somebody somewhere. I guarantee I can search on Instagram.
Monkey mom is an account name. I can't believe they're
allowing that somebody has I can't believe that, like this
monkey mother, hold on, hold on, hold on, give Yeah,
we ain't doing that well. I guess we not necessarily
(27:02):
to feel time. But what are you looking forward to
most this holiday season?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I like New Years? Okay, I'm more of a New
Year's girl.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
And it's not the reset thing is cool, but it's
like I don't know something about New Year's and like
cheers in.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And like kind of feeling like you have holidays, yes,
and like you get to kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Like start over and like get your get your energy back.
I feel like I get my energy back because I'm like, Okay,
I want to get organized, I want to do these things.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It feels like a fresh start sometimes. Yeah, like look
at a fresh start. I'm looking forward to the food.
I'm not gonna hold you. I know, she don't want to.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
No one would have ever guessed that, Wow, you really
will well, well that will well if it isn't the
consequences of my own actions.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Here we are ageing at the table. I do love
a snack.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Ain't go hold I'm looking forward to that food. So
I really and I think too, I think I'm gonna
do a different. Me and my friend we just maybe
watch some Christmas movies. But I think I want to
go to a restaurant this year. I'm gonna take myself
to a really nice Christmas dinner as you should. What
you're thinking, you know, something fancy. Yes, you're gonna ge
dressed up and like everything by myself.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I did that before for New Year's and it was
so much fun. Where did I go? McCormick and Smith?
I think I went there.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
They have a good state Capital one Capital Capitol watch okay,
because take me to the Capitol one.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Capitol Grill though. That's where I went for New Year's.
It was so good and I had that by myself.
It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
They had like decorations and stuff. I love when restaurants
do that. I know that's my favorite part. Oh, I
found a speak easy the other day. It's called bar Pillar.
So there's a place that there's an oyster bar up
by off Ponts near the foot locker, and there's this
I think it's called Alisi maybe or something like that,
(28:52):
and they have a speakeasy in there. I had no idea,
separated by a curtain and everything I went in there.
Girl holiday decor.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Goal like really took it there. Oh my god, I'm
gonna do.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
A review probably, but they had like all types of
candy canes and gingerbread men hanging from the ceiling and
say it was it was the most adorable. I think
that's another thing I'm looking forward to is a decoration.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I love holiday.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, I think that's why it's my favorite time of
the year, even like when we went to Atlantic Station
the Jumbo tree.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
The tree is like a thousand feet it's really but
it's huge. It's a huge tree.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And you know what I heard out of state like
Christmas is dope. It's hell too because they really take
it there with like like what you're kind of talking about,
but it's like everywhere like outside and things like that,
like beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I love the decorations.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I mean, I just it's something about seeing but I
can see my breath when I go outside.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It's chili crisp hair.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It don't be stank though, sting that breath outside because
I mean, because it be the air be so crispy. Yeah,
And it's just I love that winter feeling. I love
being a sweaters and boots and.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hate the cold. Friend I do too, but I like
that though. I do.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm gonna say the our fast cut. Your winter is
different every It probably was snowing when you left.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Absolutely, I hate it. Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I don't need I don't need all that. Yeah, it's
forty four forty in my house when it was ridiculous. Yes,
and we did not leave the house like I didn't
want to knew y'all. It was so cold, that's the thing,
and that's I didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Want to tell her. But that's why I don't want
to go back up there.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And you didn't have to hurt my feel She'd be like, friend,
you want to come visit, and I'd be like, no,
that's messed up.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I always come. Sorry, I'll lie to you, Martin, just
because I still want to go to d C. I
know it is. I respect respect.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That's why I'm always first when I come in. I'm like, oh,
thank God, a break.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
We love a good Southern you know, turned up.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
And I think my favorite thing about being in the
South is that we do get to experience is you know,
maybe three seasons. Yeah, I'm not gonna say we have
a real winter. It gets cold, but it might snow,
but it's yall.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Might get some snow, y'all. Had snow last year, and
I hope y'all girl. No, girl, y'all need to prepare.
We're never gonna prepare. The white people were sliding into
each other. That's crazy. People are going to act a fool.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, that was creat y'all need to put salt down.
Y'all need to prepare. I hope it's on it because
that was fun watching y'all enjoy snup. Girl. They outside,
I've seen people do it. I'm like, why are you
putting cajun ceasing on them? Like just salt regular salt works,
you know, like people was outside doing stuff like that.
I'm like, y'all got to stop this.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I mean cutting donuts and parking lots, sliding down the
you know, using guardboards claps. That sounds fun. It's given
let's be kids again.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, that sound fun. I'm coming here before y'all had
a snuff.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Turn up with y'all you have.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You can't even book the flight in advance because we
don't know. Oh yeah, that is true, and by the
time you get here, nobody be the melty friend.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You just discouraging. And I'm sorry, but it's Atlanta, girl.
Y'all move fase we do is that it? I mean,
is there another one in there? Something else you want
to talk about? I really it's like, nah, y'all, Ippy,
we're happy.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Merry Christmas, Mary Christkay Falise.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Navita Police, Navita.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Police, Nay down.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Hey what I don't know it's you are Mary Chrismas.
I don't know it's you marry. I'm not some roccas.
I don't know it's you are married from up by him?
Take a verse, Plice Navida shoulder police girl.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Please tells us out all right, John, So thank you
for tuning into this, she said, the first podcast, and
if you want to see the visuals, we are here
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make sure you listen to us. Wherever you listen to
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Hit that notification bell so you'll know every time your
girls are y'all. Jesus, that was just the little crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't even know why we can't tell like this,
Why nobody said nothing, y'all hear you over there with
headphones on, Chris Accuser, Okay, wrap it up,
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