October 23, 2025 • 40 mins
On this episode of The She Said It First Podcast, Jerrilyn Lake aka Indeskribeabull and Lynee’ Monae discusses various topics and entertain the listening audience. Episode 75 of She Said It First, titled “Not Looking for Love, Looking for Lunches,” is peak funny girl fall energy. Jerrilyn Lake (aka Indeskribeabull) and Lynee’ Monae kick things off with What Irritated Me the Most This Week, and it’s giving “you had one job.” Jerrilyn’s photographer fumbled her whole meet-and-greet photoshoot by cutting off her shoes — the most expensive part of the outfit. Lynee’ doubles down with her own rant about people (and politicians) who can’t seem to do their one assignment either, sliding smoothly from bad angles to bad elections. It’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and just the right dose of righteous.
In Girl, What Happened, cuffing season takes center stage as the ladies admit they might’ve wasted their summer and missed their shot at a winter roster. But don’t get it twisted — they’re not looking for soulmates, just soul food. The duo hilariously breaks down where to find “plush” partners for the colder months — hint: try Wingstop, the buffet line, or the big and tall store (Ziplock suit optional). Their motto? “We’re not looking for love, we’re looking for lunches.” Between cozy talk, cuffing strategies, and Boston Market confessions, it’s a full buffet of comedy.
Finally, Girl Talk dives into everything from viral content boundaries to defending your mama in public (and almost going to jail over it). They cap things off with a passionate debate about tipping culture — when it’s deserved, when it’s not, and why asking for a tip on the card reader feels like robbery with a smile. By the end, you’ve gotten relationship advice, voter motivation, and a side of laughter so good you might just tip them.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up, everybody, It's your girl. Indescribable akaa Gerlyn like
checking in with none other than my bestie for the
rest of the Lene Monette.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And you are listening to that, she said the first.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Podcast and Urby one podcasts. On the Urby one podcast, Jeri, yes,
ma'am hit that. Okay, y'all now listen. I'm scared to
even ask this first question because you know how we
open up the show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm scared to ask, baby, because it's been a juesy
of a dame, a friend. I got to though, what
irritated you this week?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Chiw and it don't got nothing to do with I'm
gonna laborate when I first said, I know she's gonna
think I'm business.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Jesus chow.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I can't stand somebody who just had one job. You
only had one, You had one, just one, just one?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How you managed to miss it? Girl? How did you
manage to mess that up? That pisses me off? Girl?
I remember I hired a photographer for my like Me Angry.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I had did a meet Angry in DC or whatever
and had a female and a male. Right based on
the price, I went with the male. Okay, boom, one job.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Take pictures, right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Just take especially of me, right, mostly me interacting with you,
but not you mostly Okay, Okay, so see I understand
the role.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, I see the pictures. He sent them to me. Woo,
it's cool. Boom boom, boom boom. I'm like, did you
get the whole outfit? That man had me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
From the titties up the whole? That was it the
whole time. Jolyne never seen the rest of my outfit.
My shoes were so expensive.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He never got my shoes, He never got.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The bottom of my the whole outfit that man got
me from here on up the entire time. A woman
wouldn't have No, she would have got you to sell,
she would have angles, she would have got damn want
to stop you while you're meeting and greet.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now put your arm up here, because we got to
get the best.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sometimes cheap is not better. That's really where I'm going.
You got to pay for quality. Okay, you got that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, you should have just went with a woman. I
should have. It was the price was that. I didn't
want a cheap one. I don't want to cheap. None
of us want the cheap one. None of us want
the cheap woman.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, ma'am, but I should have went with a woman,
and that you had one job and you felt I
didn't even want none of the I was so persed
to see my outfit on the I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Didn't get couldn't, couldn't do that. No, So that puts me.
I would be irritated by that too.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I'm gonna pickyback out there as well, because I
feel like people who only have one job, you got
to be stoned to death. You got to be I
don't know, tarred and feathered. Because America, I'm talking to you, okay,
that last election, because.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Y'all really only had one job, and the midterms is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Please please, let's have learned from our mistakes, because right
now we are fighting.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
We're literally, I mean all the side, literally fighting for our.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Lives, like literally, people are being snatched off the streets,
and y'all voted for this. So I just want the
people who let's just not make this a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Let's not make this a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And also, people are being hearded from the voting records,
so go and make sure your registration is up to date.
Be informed of who's running which representatives in your district
and go vote.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I think Nashville is voting today.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Georgia's is coming up in November, so please make sure
you get informed about the people that are running for
these offices and go vote. Okay, it's not just the president,
it's the people under him. Okay, let's do that. Let's
do that now that I'm off my soapbox. Had to
get that out my system because I'm still pissed.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I'm still very more year.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We're still because he hasn't let up since he got
in there.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He's not even giving us a chance to forget that
he's president. And I don't like every day he does.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Remember remember last month, for like three days, he didn't
do anything earth shattering, and people thought he was dead.
And we were so at pa, not because it was
the chance that he might be dead, but because nothing
made the.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Headlin thank you, we were so made the headlines.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
People started cooking for their families again, having normal conference.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Taking your.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Walking outside, like people.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Living their lives.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Lord, because I almost see some sunshine Jesus, like, let
me forget that you're in office for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Child.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't know how that's gonna work, but I mean
speaking of you know, voting season.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's another season right around the corner. So, girl, what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's cuffing season.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Isy, that's what they say. Easy, I'm just telling they
getting cuffed up. It's getting it's coco and fussy socks
and matcham pajamas. Heny girl, Henry, it's stayed over the
night before to open the presence at nine am.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just it's that time already. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And I feel like, but I feel like I ain't.
I ain't used my summer wisely I should be. I
should have had at least a roster solar rotation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, no, you clear that, you clear that from the summer.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's the summer. But I ain't got no options for
the good good. Well, how I'm gonna do the tell
you what you look for. Let me help y'all out,
because now we're not dealing with them.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
From the summer. You didn't need, you didn't need what
you need in the winter for a different type of Oh,
for sure, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's hot, so you could you could date whoever you
want when it's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But when it's cold, we want to get plush Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We want we want to we want thickness, okay, we
want to stay warm.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
We want cozy. Okay, we're looking for cozy conversations. That's
what we're looking for. We don't please stop way than them.
We need to this is let me talk back.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And ever, however I say cozy down to the side
that it's a different program.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think they warm for the winds. That's what I need. Okay,
we need a look. I need a little snuggle bunny,
a little.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Teddy beer, you know what I mean, A little honey
ground fine, let me find out. I need some teddy honey, Sally.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You're gonna keep you warm all.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And guess what you get to eat good too. And
they on their on their dime. And it's winter time,
so you close bigger. You could just gain weight and
lose it later like before. That's reckless. That's what I
call reckless and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I just call it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So okay, so since you obviously got all the you
got four one one. Yes, I need to be taking notes.
I'm gonna take I'm gonna just write a few things
down here so we trim down our roster.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
At the end of the summer.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, skinny, lost weight over. You can't stay warm with
a stick. You have a try to puddle to cut
off with a stick. It is impossible, imbostable and me,
I mess around and start a fire.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So so is it's too much too much skin in
all that fricks should be ashy.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So but I think I think we need to tell
our listeners like what types of people they should be
looking for, not just not just our fluffy friends, but like.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Where they be at, what do they like to do?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Buffet got to hit up a but got to hit
the buffer. That's I know they there. If they're not
nowhere else, I can guarantee big and tall head over
there to the.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And Tall store.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Or you can get full suits three hundred dollars the
suit and shirts of shoes and absolutely and it's gonna
come in a zip lock bag, wingstop. That's where we
want to go moving forward.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's what you know right now. I'm talking them out. Gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, so should we do like a work boot, a
neighbor boot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Like no nagas, no neighbors. We don't. We're looking for
construction workers.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, candy man, Okay, you got plumbing issues.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You're looking for plumbers.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But though, okay, that's what Okay, yeah, okay, pants up
too hot.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He's not the one.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, you need the one with a little crack. I
need back then. Now, look you, I love that about you.
I'm a quick study, and I you know I'm in
(08:44):
the market. You know, you know I'll be I dibbling
dabble every now and then the markets. But at the
Boston Market, Boston, Boston. I'm glad you know what I
had thought about it. That makes perfect sense, That makes
perfect sense. All the food spots, all the foods.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We should do a tour. I'm telling you what you find.
He's gonna be in there asking you what you're getting.
So not not the gym. It's just unless he's security security.
If he's security security heavy, that's what you need to be.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Security hand protect a building, nothing goes in and nothing
goes out at all.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's what we need on his wife, that's what you want.
I'm telling you this is good info.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So so can I get like advice from fan like okay,
because I'll be scared to do the whole Hey, girl,
I know somebody who'll be great for you. I've been
scared to do that because every single time they do that,
they don't be great for me.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Friend. But see that's that's the thing. You're too ahead
of yourself with this. Okay, I'm thinking too hard, show up,
just good go. That's the one that's gonna be the front.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Think about it. They always bring that one. They never
bring this amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's never all of that that you think it's gonna be.
So if you go on this blind day, it's guaranteed
that this person is hungry too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Okay, I'll see where you're going with this. Okay, you
get it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So we're not looking for love, we're looking for lunches.
That was too far with it, you know how you
be one joking, you'd be like, yeah, I can get
one more in, and then you do the joke and
you'll be like, we're not looking for we're looking for
(10:29):
We're looking for lopsy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
We're looking for am so excited just thinking about.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And the way I get to eat how I want
to Because your your clothes already be big for the
winter time. You weren't jacket sweats, Oh my god, swet
wore gonna do it every time. So yeah, I think
this is the perfect time.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, that's that's good to know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can't I can't wait to delve into this experiment.
I'm gonna flog it and I'm gonna let y'all let
see what happened, maybe even livestream some things. Speaking speaking
of streamers, your boy Ky Sanatt had did a stream
session with Kevin Hart and things got a little heated.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What happened? Girl?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They was on that talking about his daughter, her daughter,
Kevin Heart daughter.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know, she's twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She got a twenty year old daughter, the girl and
the baby girl, and she turned twin girl after she
was born from twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She did, she did, and apparently you know, of course
she's a gorgeous girl.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But they were talking about you know, they were attracted
to her and trying to holler at her and things
like that, and keV, hey, he's shutting it down, absolutely
shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And so I really think they was he was gonna
let them play in his face like that about his daughter.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't I don't know what people be thinking, but
I think that when they do stuff like that, I
think they're just trying to be funny. And I think
that sometimes people think everybody is always joking, and so
sometimes you just have to let people know this is
not funny, this is a hard bounding for me, and
this is not a joke exactly. Yeah, but I think
you just have to draw a hard battery when people
let them know, you know, when you're playing when you're not.
(12:04):
But the thing is, he played with them so much
that that gets like blurred because him, Drew Ski Kyle
always played to the max. So it's like, how do
you draw a line when everything is a joke when y'all.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
With each other.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think I feel like it should be common sense
that family is not a limit. Yeah, absolutely, Cardi and
Nicky don't know that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So that didn't get the memo because that's sad, a
heavy tongue. Ho is crazy that? Why did man said that? Ridiculous?
But yeah, I think I think something should be off limits.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You know, when you're doing content creation, people want stuff
that looks authentic.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
They want it to look real, and they want a
viral moment.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They want to see stuff that they can relate to
and be like, oh this is crazy, I'm gonna share it,
share it, share it. And I had to learn my
lesson the hard way with that, because I would love
to share, you know, my dad as much as gospel,
but I never shared my mom. She don't want to
be a camera and I don't make her be on camera.
My dad will go get the props and write out
the lyrics, and you know, like I get my whole
(13:10):
personality and music and all that stuff. I get that
from him, so he's cool with it. But I think
maybe one time, a long time ago, I shared my
mom and somebody said something really nasty and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm done with that. Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And it was like a Mother's Day post, So I
like i'd be I just don't. This is why when
I post stuff on social media, it is content. Yeah,
it is content, and that is it alive with that too,
I don't show. I mean, I probably do a story,
but I actual post something that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Lives up there forever. I do not share my family
in that way.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And it's because I'm super you know that though, Like
I'm super sensitive to my mom, my sister, all of that,
and like I knock all this over.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And I leave that I'll believe it in and I'll
believe that right up.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There because I'm not It's game. Yeah, so I can't
even play. I don't even want you to play with
me like that. How my So, I think that I
have a story, and I hope I'm pretty sure you
probably have one too. Has there ever been a time
you had to fiercely defend your family fiercely? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Give me, let me give me yours? Like how fierce
we talking? Because I showed out Wendy's how brow and cut?
Now are we talking? And patties raw? Now were talking?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm talking like fresh at the sea raw, like I
did the most. We were going shopping at this little
shopping mall up in South in Mississippi. I'll never forget.
And my mom likes to tell the story and say
that she was trying to.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Hold me back. Now she's I want to say she exaggerating,
but she's damn right. Because we was driving to.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The parking lot to go shopping, and you know how
you pulled through a parking space and the other people
coming might not see you. So she pulled into a space,
but she drove through to go to the other side
because she was cutting through the lane. Yeah, so the
guy didn't see her, My mom didn't see him. They
didn't see each other. I saw both of them, and
so I was like, oh, you gotta stop right here.
So he recognizes that we are coming out, he slams
(15:06):
on his brakes and you can kind of see him
doing one of these. But he drives around, so we're
still looking for a parking space. He goes up to
the front. He stands at the front entrance and waits
for us. Soon as I see him standing up there,
because he's with his wife and he has two small children,
literally small children. That lady got a stroller. One baby's
barely walking and the other instrument.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
So he goes up and he stands there to wait
for us, and my blood is already boiling because I
know about this. I know you think you're gonna say
somebody and you're gonna have to bleep this out. He
said when we got up there, he said, you need
to learn how to drive. And you know all the
lights upstairs went on. Yeah, of course, because I don't
(15:48):
cuss at my mama.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't talk mom. You know what I call that
I like to say?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What did? I usually say that the person in the
driver's seat, which position, That's what I like to say.
Someone else is now driving and that's how that went.
I don't remember everything I said to him, but I
went off and my mom, I do remember her throwing
her arm. You remember you was driving in the seat
as a child and you didn't work no seatbelt and
if your mom.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Slamed on the break, yeah she had to do one
of them. But it wasn't working. It wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I was two seconds off his ass. And this was
a white man. He had to be like late thirties
maybe early forties. And the only reason he said something
like that was because we were by ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
If my daddy was, he would because they always.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Have smoke for women always, because I don't think you're
gonna do nothing or say anything, but you're absolutely wrong. Yeah,
I got right in his face the last last words
where you need to learn how to fucking drive, because
I didn't let him get another word in edgewise. And
by the time I got through, I was I remember
being so hot. I could feel my body temperature increasing
(16:54):
because play with anybody in here but not my mom.
And that's how I feel, too, friends, so I feel too.
It's literally mines.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Went down and the Windy's drive through simple.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Very well, we can do it, we can get it
popping away anywhere anytime.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, better better, I don't care. I'm damn thing.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So we in the line or whatever. And it's not
a long story, very simple. My mother is getting her food.
She's at the drive through, and Wendy's is taking forever. No,
you know that's usual, you know what I'm saying. And
so they keep missing stuff and my mother was kind
of like, you know, we're missing fries and we get
some ketchup, we have nuggas, can we get sauce? Like
these are normal things, but they are so frazzled and
(17:35):
backed up that like she has to keep asking for
these things because what I'm not going to do is
drive off because you can't get it right. So we're
sitting there and the people behind us are beeping and
I mean like laying on the horn. It's not a dude,
it's like man, drelin my whole body laying out the window.
I'm out the window, I'm off mysh who.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
The like I'm drilling because why are you doing that?
At the Windy's drive food, grabbing me by my pants,
trying to get it because I am My body is
out and around the car completely.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm like, you're not gonna rush my mother. You're right,
you're not gonna rush her. This is not a you're
not gonna rush my mother. This is not her problem.
And you think she just ordering more because I can
see from the outside looking like, well, let me get
on of what you see com get fries.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It looked like we just ordering more stuff. But I
don't give.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I don't care if she wanted the whole menu. Bro,
you're gonna wait until they make it and she gets it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Absolutely, girl. I stayed out the window the whole time, cursing.
Then I start ordering. Let me because now I'm hungry. Now, girl,
put the.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Car in park, hold it, put it in apart, because
now think I need to go inside. Girl, I told
you that lady said I need a psychiatrist, and she
might not be grown.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm not gonna say this.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I mean, I think you could benefit from a session
or little anger management.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
But when it comes to my mama, yeah, all best
of Oh my god, I don't have no sense, like
I lose all of it saying I'm so rational A
lot oficle without him up.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When my mother, where does my sense go? I'm wanting
the job for you. I do whatever its take doing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Like I'm going to tell him I was fully prepared.
I'm sure you were fully prepared that day to go
to jail. Absolutely, because my thing is this lady ain't
bothering you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And that's how I feel with a situation in a
parking lot, sir, nobody got hit.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, your your daughter didn't get run over. You're fine.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're able to walk up in here. Get to my
mama face. Geez, you're gonna get your food.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Get at my.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Mama was like, but you can't do And what I
knew one thing I did have since enough to know
is you can't unless I move right.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So now we not move right. Now, I'm eating a car.
Now I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We're gonna take it. Don't play with me, don't play
with me. I'll make it so you never get up
here to this one, doow. That's how batter you got
to go to KMS. Now you got to figure out
how to get playing around exactly. So girl, Yeah, that
went crazy. My mom was like, you gotta work on
you scared me or she was so frightened.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I felt bad. I was supposed to her because you
need to know, you need to know.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And the situation happened if my dad and not here,
I got up in his starting.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
My dad ain't never been there, So what about that? Okay,
let's talk about We ain't really talking about what needs
to be discussed right right now, because people will try you.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I think, I think they do people like that when
they see it's a woman like you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You don't have to act like that. But cavil Heart
was not playing. I don't play. So they rearranged what
they're saying quickly. But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't play them games with my family even I
don't even care if you're a family member. I don't
really like like it's one of them things like I
can pick on you, I can joke with you, but
can't nobody else do that? And if you you could
have made my childhood miserable. If somebody tried you, I'm
on their head, you know what I mean. And we'll
discuss it later. Now that don't put me in that
situation no more. But I got your back right now,
(20:55):
and where you not in front? As far as you know,
anybody else can see, sugar. But that stuff like that
is always so Uh, it's so crazy to you don't know.
You don't know how dranged you are until somebody threatens something,
you know, like you don't know what you will in
You don't know, and in that moment I create a snap. Yeah,
I'm sure you felt like you could probably pick that
(21:17):
man's car up. I probably could have, be honest, Now,
nobody to have nobody's eating. I was so determined for
him not to get no food. It was determination was wild.
Like the level of determined.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I was was crazy. Sometimes it takes that. I think
that it takes.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Uh, you know, like I said, you got to set
hard boundaries with people. Now, do we need to cut
people out and get in their face? No, but say time.
But hey, I'm not against it. Thank you me personally,
I'm not against it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Now, let's have a little girl talk because you know,
you never got to get a little mess. So you know,
when we go out for girls nights, it's not this
ain't no issue with us, but the people want to
know who is paying for.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What when we go out together. Yeah, we don't give
a damn about that.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Really talk about but I don't he was really about
to talk about something because you know, people like to
get on the internet and they like to bright people
like to get on.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The internet to figure out who gonna pay.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, I'm not in that category, and I'm sorry, Like
i's time to think about stuff like that. I think
it matters who I'm with in the nature of the
relationship and me and you what. No, I'm saying just
in general. So when I go out with whoever, Yeah,
because I don't do large party stuff, let's just split
everything evenly. No, because I don't know what all y'all
ate when I'm out with you, it doesn't matter. Sometimes
I'll pay, sometimes you will pay. Sometimes we'll split it.
(22:37):
Sometimes we'll get our own check. Like it's that's not
a thing that comes up. Yes, But for a lot
of people, they're saying, well, if y'all go out to eat,
then y'all should split everything. If you order forty dollars
with a food and I order ten dollars with a food,
why are we splitting the bill? So I have been
in that situation, and I have split the bill just
because I don't feel like doing all that calculations. Like
if we all cool, let's just say meet you and
(22:59):
like another person.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Go on to other person.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, that's why I'm not And if it's like somebody's birthday,
I'm definitely not about to be like, girl, here goruck birthday.
You're not paying you know what I'm saying like this,
So it's like, I guess it's just like you said.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It really depends on the people.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
If I'm being invited out with a bunch of people
I don't know, yeah, and I'm going up to her,
give me my shit, because I'm saying before you even noticed,
like what one hand and closed me.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I closed me out now.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But when it comes to like when it comes to
like my friends and stuff, I don't be pressed about
the split. I just be like, just split it, like
that's how I feel. But if they are like adamant
about like, no, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I ain't gonna argue.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know, that's actually less money that I have, less
money that I have to pay if you decide to
do it that way.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So it's cool. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'm very specific when it come to my friends. I
don't like doing all that splitting and stuff like that.
That's not my jam. I think it's just I'm not
doing it. Like I don't go to large birthday parties.
I'm not doing all of that because I think that's
too much. If it's three four people, yeah, let's just
split it and keep it going. Yeah, but people will
go out and it'll be twenty five people getting because
(24:05):
why you sit there and order a racka ri seafood tower, girl,
pa six lemon drop flights, explain yourself, please all for
you and talking about less splity grid beat your ass
for I put the tail yours will as I will
take you out back and wear you out because you
(24:27):
never thought you never thought you could eat enough for
a small village in.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Suitand and I was gonna bathe, I gonna hair.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That would get me tight too, Like absolutely, girl, people
just be trying it.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The people that want to spend all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think that they're the ones that have have created
this this system where they go places and they order
too much and they know that they can get.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Only get on their own. That's what I'm saying. Immersed
by me. I know I eat a lot. Oh god,
I'll be prepared to say so much. Whoa you sure
can't put it away?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
A little lad, little lady is crazy, little miss muf
Oh my god, you sure can't put it away and
away I put it because, oh my goodness, I know
she'd be tired of me because I'm like you hungry.
(25:23):
I'm like she always eat and always hungry. I'm right now, yeah,
I'm hungry. I think about it, he said. In the morning,
he said.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
To eat. I already got a scheduled to go places.
And if he really she's here, I don't play.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Every time I know my girl in town, I'm like, okay,
so this, we're gonna go eat it, and it's good
content she normal food, because well we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Do is eat good.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
We're gonna eat good every time we go somewhere. But
I think that's that's the it has to be. It
has to be reciprocal, and I don't think people be
When people are trying to force folks to split stuff
or force people to take more than their share, I
don't think it's reciprocal because you probably.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wouldn't do that for me.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You wouldn't let me sit up and eat two hundred
dollars worth of food and then you pay for half
of it, even though you had a sailing in the water.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's why you're out her ordering like, Yes, So I
think that bottom line, if you ain't got no money,
take your bro head.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Because that's what the song says. Agreed, just just go
ahead and take your broke heads home.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So now when it comes to them nail shops, y'all
gonna crucify me because I put a video up yesterday
and they ate my ass. I said, I'm not tipping
at the nail shop. Shop, I'm not look at your
nails and looking I.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Was about to say, well, there is a thank you difference.
I'm not tipping for this. I do be Okay, I
agree with you.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
If you if you're sitting at the nail shop and
getting this done, yes, I would tell this is this
is elaborate, it is very this is custom designs, this
is all types.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Of this is a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, that's why if you don't put two of mandarin
on these nails and let me out this damn. I agree,
y'all don't agree with that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I just think it depends on, like you said,
what type of nails are you getting. I know, my
nails take a long time. They be really like, it's
very intricate. But if you just getting polished, why do
you have to Why do you have I already pay
one hundred and fifty dollars for my nails and my toes.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, if you wanted one seventy, you should have asked
me for what.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
They say in the comments, they say that you can't
afford to get your nails done, just stay helped. Here's
the gag. I can't afford to get my nails done.
I just don't want to feel forced to tip. Now
I want to see those gnarl fingers. I need to
see the comments because now I want to see those
ny and they're The judgment is based off of well,
(27:42):
you know a lot of times people that work in
salons like that, they don't get the full amount they
they're almost.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
How they know that, like service.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I ain't never seen a black person behind the register.
How they know how they know it's getting all of
day money.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
And that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I just feel like, if you already charging me enough,
like girl, I'm not gonna argue with you. You're finna
take this money and swipe my car for what I said.
You're gonna slip before that's it. Why I walk out
of here, your gus and you literally just said if
you were getting designs and everything, you would have a
different perspective. So it's not even that you just feel
like what they're doing is not anything.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's not enough for me.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And you didn't say that I don't pay y'all missing
it Like she's not saying I'm not paying them at all.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
She's just saying you didn't go the extra mile.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You didn't do anything outside of your job description that
you were supposed.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And anybody could have did. Yeah, I ain't got a
nigga in the back that just started last week. Last week, I.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Got a girl back there with three fingers knock my
head out in two seconds. I'm saying, not elaborate. I
feel that, and I know that I felt so attacked.
Oh friend, I'm gonna get them show me them narrow
fingers they got because I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's how they look. Somebody had to type that like this,
type them calming like what they knuckles show. But it's
okay though.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's okay though, because the nail still got done, and
everybody in the comings could still be mad.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
But I'm still they're not gonna tip. I'm still not
gonna see it.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And then you know, I don't like the guilt trip
of it all because they make it feel like you
have to tip them, Like, yeah, they make you feel
like you gotta tip them, or like asking me whenever
people ask me.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
For a tip.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Now I am going to tip for my nails. That's
a whole nother situation. But whenever people ask me for
a tip, I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I don't like that. Let me do it because yeah,
I hate I hate these how much you want to tip?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Showing me the screen is a girl scared?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, girl, I turn in the tip. Rubber band man
wild as a tailor.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Band got it. That's a tip for I gotta tip.
I got it. I got a tip for you.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I gotta tip. Don't eat eggs out and ride the bus.
That's your tip away from raw oyster. Let God work
it out. Jesus is on the main.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's my tip.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay, thou shalt not steal because I'm about to die.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Don't ask you for I would tip a server if
I feel like you gave me great service. I'm gonna
tip in general because I'm gonna say I tip anyway.
I don't know that that I do. They're not getting paid. Yeah, exact,
that's why I'm tipping like that. But if you didn't
do great service, oh, I might tip you a dollar. No,
dre Lane, I'm so sorry. That's one thing I cannot
compromise on. If you are a nasty person and you
(30:20):
give me bottom of the barable service served in the tip,
oh no, I can't even My heart won't even left.
I'll take mediocre service and still give you a tip right.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
When you got McDonald's attitude? Here, do people at McDonald's
get tips? Man, this is red licke exactly. Oh no, no,
no, no no, I'm not dealing with no nasty attitude and
tipping you. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Encourage that activity. It's like, what I need you to
know is you got to change that to get more money.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I knew a guy one time when I worked at
a restaurant. He would come in like every Wednesday or something.
He would order the same thing, and he would sit
in the same seat, and he would leave one hundred
dollar bill on the table at the beginning of the meal.
And whoever had that table was gonna get that one
hundred dollars as long as they gave him great service.
If you messed up, he'll take one hundred off the table.
(31:09):
And it was such a mind f I was like,
I never even want to wait on him.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That is like messing with your psyche Yoh man, I
don't like that because I forgot to ring your desert
my anxiety. Yeah, but I thought that was such an
interesting approach to it, because I feel a way about
people only wanting to give me appropriate service or do
(31:37):
the bare minimum or do a great job if they're
being tipped. Yeah, I shouldn't have to tip you for
you to give me good service and for you to
remember me and be like, oh, she tipped me well
last time.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Let me let me treat her nice. You should treat
everybody you should.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You should, And those oh my god, the people who
do that, girl, they get all my money, the ones
who just treat people, because I don't see it just
for me. I see how you treat people even around me,
Like let's use the nail salon since that's where we're at,
and like you're just sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
To everybody, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Like I'm watching you maybe help your colleague with something,
or you're picking up this or maybe you see that
somebody is working on something so they couldn't get their station,
Like I'm watching how you just navigating through this space authentically,
just being.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yourself like that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Those are the people I want to give extra money
to and tip, like yes.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And I don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I think people think we think it's a problem. Not
a lot of love to say black people don't tip.
And I'm like, oh, I tip. All the black people
do tip. But if you gonna come up here with
stank attitude because I'm black and you think I'm not
gonna tall, then no, I'm not gonna tall. Let me
tell you who I didn't tip today this morning, lord, because.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's poor uber driving.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let me tell you who I didn't tip. First of all,
I was nervous. I sent all the information to Gerlan.
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I won't elaborate. I'll let y'all figure out why.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Secondly, why in the world, and hey, correct me if
I'm wrong, Why in the world would you pick a
woman up from the airport and not offer to put
her luggage.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
In the bag? And you a man, you sat right
in the car, popped the trunk, not the trunk.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Disgusting, And I had to get my luggage. And I'm
not saying that this is no limo service. I'm not
saying this is not but the fact that you sat
in the car, popped the trunk and had me really
struggling with this bag to put it in the trunk.
Then when I got out, you did not get out
take it out siding. Those type of people don't get
no tip from me. And I don't care if you're
(33:28):
doing uber. That to me is a part of the service.
That is a part of your tip. And you not
getting my luggage and watching a woman do it, and
you popping the trunk and.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You sitting there with the seat all.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
The way back is why chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling, driving
so fast, I said, then you scaring me.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm trying to get to my location safely.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hey girl, he dip it, dip it in and out
of tru Girl, the little things on the side, you
could tell he's not serious about it. He's just trying
to make some money. And that's why you won't make
any laundering business.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You laundering Britage money, exactly. I know a laundering business.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
When I see why I was scared for my life.
I seen everything his face, his car, his license plate
where I was to jerling because I said, I don't
know what's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Girl, we know you was like that. You was not
gonna go within.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was gonna say, you was not gonna go down
without a fight, because we was gonna call Carmeen San Diego, Willie.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Walka, the chocolate factory.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
He's gonna call the FBI, everybody, whoever, Greta Thornberg.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He was gonna call everybody. Girl, I ain't like that,
but those type of people. Don't you have to help
me with my luggage? I mean, that's why I feel
like that's beear man. Woman. You said a man, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know if I'm expecting the same from a woman,
but I am. I was expecting that from a man.
I'm expecting it from an uber driver.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
If you are coming to pick me up from the
airport and I have bags, get out and put my
bags in the car. Why would you be in the
back seat with me? Cause that's how far the seep
with back Why here in the back seat with me
dropping playing Patty I can look at him playing Patty
Cake about.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
One Oh my god, never.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
What you say you was you was shocked in appalled?
Who is you got a way? Thanks be driving by theyself?
I could, I say, my friend got picked up from
my crib by a way more. It pulled up go
(35:22):
the lights started flashing like it's trying to get in,
but when he got in, it immediately locked out the doors.
I said, was terrified. That's what I don't be liking
to do when I go places, and we be trying
to get rental cars everywhere we go if we travel somewhere,
because I don't like being at the mercy of someone else,
(35:44):
especially in another country when I don't speak the language
and I can't even I'm not familiar.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Where I'm going, or none of that. Got to have
a rental car, you got to it. And then I
suggest you do that, like you need a rental car.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Stop getting in the car with strangers, or I don't
care if you don't. That's the issue, y'all, Like we're
gonna be don't don't or you're eleven, sober up before
you get in a car. But I just don't agree
with going to other countries and getting a taxi uber.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I don't care, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Not and then get so up like what that then
all the signs is up, but you can't read them
because you don't know the language, so you can't even.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You can't even back and figure out.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
But you know one thing I am, I'm grateful that
I do know how to read. And you know who
was very instrumental in that, LaVar Burton from the Reading Rainbow.
So Reading Rainbow is back on the air after all
these years. You know, it helps a lot of children
across America learn how to read.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
But LaVar Burton is not on the show.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
The show is gonna be hosted by the internet librarian
name Michel Three's who gained popularity on social media for
his love of books. Now he's also a black man,
so shout out to black man doing great things.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I personally, I don't think I don't think this
is a bad move.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Let LaVar rest because he's done his job, his service
to the community, and he's a He's done more than
just Reading Rainbow, not to mention Star Trek and what's
the Roots, He's done so many different things. I remember
he guest starred on this TV show called Community and
Donald Glover was on and he was super in love
with LeVar Burton.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
And so that was one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And so I love that they're bringing this back and
kids can now see what we saw growing up.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We had some bomb shops.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I mean we had yeah, And so I'm glad that
this is coming back, and I know it'll be different.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, what's your thing?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm excited about it. I don't see why anybody would
have a problem with any of this. And if we're
talking about reading anything educational, I am one hundred percent
on board. I am so thankful that it is a
black Man, but regardless if it wasn't, I'm just happy
to know that kids are still excited about learning it,
because I think that that is starting to fall by
the wayside a little bit, absolutely, you know what I'm saying,
(37:54):
Like everybody is so into social media and getting all
of their facts from.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
The shad room man talk, and nobody's really.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Interested in just educating themselves and learning knowledge for themselves.
They're always banking on someone else to let them know information.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
So I'm all about it. I have it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I think it's a great step towards the connection. You know,
we lose a lot of things when you grow up.
We're not able to do the things that we used
to do, and so I think it's fun. I think
it's whimsical. I think it's magical. I think it's a
good I think it's a good look. I think that
they should bring back more shows. And I think Lamb
Chops need to come Even though Shared Shared Lewis is dead,
make she rest in peace, I think Lamb Chops need
(38:33):
to come back on. I used to love Allegra's Window.
I used to love mister Rogers's Neighborhood. Like we had
all the shows to help us learn Clifford, the Big
Red Doll and Kirius George. We had all these shows
that taught us how to be kind to others, taught
us how to read, how to be a good citizen,
(38:53):
all these things. And so I'm glad to see that
those they're surfacing a lot more because a lot of
stuff has been kind of like uh instagramified. Yeah, a
lot of the stuff that kids are reading and looking
at nowadays, especially you know, most of them, you just
turn you tube.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
On and that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Give them that iPad and you never have to hear
from him again. And I just don't know how I
feel about the iPad. Kid like it's a lot. You
know how I feel about years, very pery and that's
just another reason eight one hundred and sixty three.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Okay, add to the list. While we ain't half a
none that's oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
My child will definitely be raised by iPad because get
at my face please. But yes, I think LeVar Burdens
show returning is great and I'm sure Michael would be
doing a wonderful job. Yeah, shout out to him. Thank
thank god we learned how to read. Yeah, so I
appreciate that, and I think the kids are going to
enjoy it. You know, I think it'd be good.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Rand Oh yeah, roll out, roll out. Now we're at
the club and stuff. We don't like the club like
that sotally with that being.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Said, Okay, we're gonna go in.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And hates us the way we act on this show.
Y'all got to see his face beinw to tell.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Give me cracking up. He is a master in silent
laughing I've never seen. Oh my goodness. So y'all, we're
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Here on YouTube every Thursday. If you would like to
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What's up, everybody, It's your girl. Indescribable akaa Gerlyn like
checking in with none other than my bestie for the
rest of the Lene Monette.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And you are listening to that, she said the first.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Podcast and Urby one podcasts. On the Urby one podcast, Jeri, yes,
ma'am hit that. Okay, y'all now listen. I'm scared to
even ask this first question because you know how we
open up the show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm scared to ask, baby, because it's been a juesy
of a dame, a friend. I got to though, what
irritated you this week?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Chiw and it don't got nothing to do with I'm
gonna laborate when I first said, I know she's gonna
think I'm business.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Jesus chow.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I can't stand somebody who just had one job. You
only had one, You had one, just one, just one?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How you managed to miss it? Girl? How did you
manage to mess that up? That pisses me off? Girl?
I remember I hired a photographer for my like Me Angry.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I had did a meet Angry in DC or whatever
and had a female and a male. Right based on
the price, I went with the male. Okay, boom, one job.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Take pictures, right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Just take especially of me, right, mostly me interacting with you,
but not you mostly Okay, Okay, so see I understand
the role.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, I see the pictures. He sent them to me. Woo,
it's cool. Boom boom, boom boom. I'm like, did you
get the whole outfit? That man had me?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
From the titties up the whole? That was it the
whole time. Jolyne never seen the rest of my outfit.
My shoes were so expensive.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He never got my shoes, He never got.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
The bottom of my the whole outfit that man got
me from here on up the entire time. A woman
wouldn't have No, she would have got you to sell,
she would have angles, she would have got damn want
to stop you while you're meeting and greet.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Now put your arm up here, because we got to
get the best.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sometimes cheap is not better. That's really where I'm going.
You got to pay for quality. Okay, you got that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
No, you should have just went with a woman. I
should have. It was the price was that. I didn't
want a cheap one. I don't want to cheap. None
of us want the cheap one. None of us want
the cheap woman.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, ma'am, but I should have went with a woman,
and that you had one job and you felt I
didn't even want none of the I was so persed
to see my outfit on the I.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Didn't get couldn't, couldn't do that. No, So that puts me.
I would be irritated by that too.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I'm gonna pickyback out there as well, because I
feel like people who only have one job, you got
to be stoned to death. You got to be I
don't know, tarred and feathered. Because America, I'm talking to you, okay,
that last election, because.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Y'all really only had one job, and the midterms is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Please please, let's have learned from our mistakes, because right
now we are fighting.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
We're literally, I mean all the side, literally fighting for our.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Lives, like literally, people are being snatched off the streets,
and y'all voted for this. So I just want the
people who let's just not make this a thing.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Let's not make this a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And also, people are being hearded from the voting records,
so go and make sure your registration is up to date.
Be informed of who's running which representatives in your district
and go vote.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I think Nashville is voting today.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Georgia's is coming up in November, so please make sure
you get informed about the people that are running for
these offices and go vote. Okay, it's not just the president,
it's the people under him. Okay, let's do that. Let's
do that now that I'm off my soapbox. Had to
get that out my system because I'm still pissed.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, I'm still very more year.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We're still because he hasn't let up since he got
in there.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He's not even giving us a chance to forget that
he's president. And I don't like every day he does.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Remember remember last month, for like three days, he didn't
do anything earth shattering, and people thought he was dead.
And we were so at pa, not because it was
the chance that he might be dead, but because nothing
made the.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Headlin thank you, we were so made the headlines.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
People started cooking for their families again, having normal conference.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Taking your.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Walking outside, like people.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Living their lives.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Lord, because I almost see some sunshine Jesus, like, let
me forget that you're in office for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Child.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't know how that's gonna work, but I mean
speaking of you know, voting season.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's another season right around the corner. So, girl, what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's cuffing season.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Isy, that's what they say. Easy, I'm just telling they
getting cuffed up. It's getting it's coco and fussy socks
and matcham pajamas. Heny girl, Henry, it's stayed over the
night before to open the presence at nine am.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just it's that time already. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
And I feel like, but I feel like I ain't.
I ain't used my summer wisely I should be. I
should have had at least a roster solar rotation.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, no, you clear that, you clear that from the summer.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's the summer. But I ain't got no options for
the good good. Well, how I'm gonna do the tell
you what you look for. Let me help y'all out,
because now we're not dealing with them.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
From the summer. You didn't need, you didn't need what
you need in the winter for a different type of Oh,
for sure, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's hot, so you could you could date whoever you
want when it's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But when it's cold, we want to get plush Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We want we want to we want thickness, okay, we
want to stay warm.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
We want cozy. Okay, we're looking for cozy conversations. That's
what we're looking for. We don't please stop way than them.
We need to this is let me talk back.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And ever, however I say cozy down to the side
that it's a different program.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think they warm for the winds. That's what I need. Okay,
we need a look. I need a little snuggle bunny,
a little.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Teddy beer, you know what I mean, A little honey
ground fine, let me find out. I need some teddy honey, Sally.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You're gonna keep you warm all.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And guess what you get to eat good too. And
they on their on their dime. And it's winter time,
so you close bigger. You could just gain weight and
lose it later like before. That's reckless. That's what I
call reckless and dangerous.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I just call it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So okay, so since you obviously got all the you
got four one one. Yes, I need to be taking notes.
I'm gonna take I'm gonna just write a few things
down here so we trim down our roster.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
At the end of the summer.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, skinny, lost weight over. You can't stay warm with
a stick. You have a try to puddle to cut
off with a stick. It is impossible, imbostable and me,
I mess around and start a fire.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So so is it's too much too much skin in
all that fricks should be ashy.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So but I think I think we need to tell
our listeners like what types of people they should be
looking for, not just not just our fluffy friends, but like.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Where they be at, what do they like to do?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Buffet got to hit up a but got to hit
the buffer. That's I know they there. If they're not
nowhere else, I can guarantee big and tall head over
there to the.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And Tall store.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Or you can get full suits three hundred dollars the
suit and shirts of shoes and absolutely and it's gonna
come in a zip lock bag, wingstop. That's where we
want to go moving forward.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's what you know right now. I'm talking them out. Gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, so should we do like a work boot, a
neighbor boot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Like no nagas, no neighbors. We don't. We're looking for
construction workers.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, candy man, Okay, you got plumbing issues.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You're looking for plumbers.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But though, okay, that's what Okay, yeah, okay, pants up
too hot.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He's not the one.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, you need the one with a little crack. I
need back then. Now, look you, I love that about you.
I'm a quick study, and I you know I'm in
(08:44):
the market. You know, you know I'll be I dibbling
dabble every now and then the markets. But at the
Boston Market, Boston, Boston. I'm glad you know what I
had thought about it. That makes perfect sense, That makes
perfect sense. All the food spots, all the foods.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We should do a tour. I'm telling you what you find.
He's gonna be in there asking you what you're getting.
So not not the gym. It's just unless he's security security.
If he's security security heavy, that's what you need to be.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Security hand protect a building, nothing goes in and nothing
goes out at all.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's what we need on his wife, that's what you want.
I'm telling you this is good info.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So so can I get like advice from fan like okay,
because I'll be scared to do the whole Hey, girl,
I know somebody who'll be great for you. I've been
scared to do that because every single time they do that,
they don't be great for me.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Friend. But see that's that's the thing. You're too ahead
of yourself with this. Okay, I'm thinking too hard, show up,
just good go. That's the one that's gonna be the front.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Think about it. They always bring that one. They never
bring this amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's never all of that that you think it's gonna be.
So if you go on this blind day, it's guaranteed
that this person is hungry too.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Okay, I'll see where you're going with this. Okay, you
get it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So we're not looking for love, we're looking for lunches.
That was too far with it, you know how you
be one joking, you'd be like, yeah, I can get
one more in, and then you do the joke and
you'll be like, we're not looking for we're looking for
(10:29):
We're looking for lopsy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
We're looking for am so excited just thinking about.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And the way I get to eat how I want
to Because your your clothes already be big for the
winter time. You weren't jacket sweats, Oh my god, swet
wore gonna do it every time. So yeah, I think
this is the perfect time.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, that's that's good to know.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can't I can't wait to delve into this experiment.
I'm gonna flog it and I'm gonna let y'all let
see what happened, maybe even livestream some things. Speaking speaking
of streamers, your boy Ky Sanatt had did a stream
session with Kevin Hart and things got a little heated.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What happened? Girl?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
They was on that talking about his daughter, her daughter,
Kevin Heart daughter.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know, she's twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
She got a twenty year old daughter, the girl and
the baby girl, and she turned twin girl after she
was born from twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
She did, she did, and apparently you know, of course
she's a gorgeous girl.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
But they were talking about you know, they were attracted
to her and trying to holler at her and things
like that, and keV, hey, he's shutting it down, absolutely
shutting it down.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
And so I really think they was he was gonna
let them play in his face like that about his daughter.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I don't I don't know what people be thinking, but
I think that when they do stuff like that, I
think they're just trying to be funny. And I think
that sometimes people think everybody is always joking, and so
sometimes you just have to let people know this is
not funny, this is a hard bounding for me, and
this is not a joke exactly. Yeah, but I think
you just have to draw a hard battery when people
let them know, you know, when you're playing when you're not.
(12:04):
But the thing is, he played with them so much
that that gets like blurred because him, Drew Ski Kyle
always played to the max. So it's like, how do
you draw a line when everything is a joke when y'all.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
With each other.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think I feel like it should be common sense
that family is not a limit. Yeah, absolutely, Cardi and
Nicky don't know that.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
So that didn't get the memo because that's sad, a
heavy tongue. Ho is crazy that? Why did man said that? Ridiculous?
But yeah, I think I think something should be off limits.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
You know, when you're doing content creation, people want stuff
that looks authentic.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
They want it to look real, and they want a
viral moment.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They want to see stuff that they can relate to
and be like, oh this is crazy, I'm gonna share it,
share it, share it. And I had to learn my
lesson the hard way with that, because I would love
to share, you know, my dad as much as gospel,
but I never shared my mom. She don't want to
be a camera and I don't make her be on camera.
My dad will go get the props and write out
the lyrics, and you know, like I get my whole
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personality and music and all that stuff. I get that
from him, so he's cool with it. But I think
maybe one time, a long time ago, I shared my
mom and somebody said something really nasty and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm done with that. Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
And it was like a Mother's Day post, So I
like i'd be I just don't. This is why when
I post stuff on social media, it is content. Yeah,
it is content, and that is it alive with that too,
I don't show. I mean, I probably do a story,
but I actual post something that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Lives up there forever. I do not share my family
in that way.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And it's because I'm super you know that though, Like
I'm super sensitive to my mom, my sister, all of that,
and like I knock all this over.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And I leave that I'll believe it in and I'll
believe that right up.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There because I'm not It's game. Yeah, so I can't
even play. I don't even want you to play with
me like that. How my So, I think that I
have a story, and I hope I'm pretty sure you
probably have one too. Has there ever been a time
you had to fiercely defend your family fiercely? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Give me, let me give me yours? Like how fierce
we talking? Because I showed out Wendy's how brow and cut?
Now are we talking? And patties raw? Now were talking?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I'm talking like fresh at the sea raw, like I
did the most. We were going shopping at this little
shopping mall up in South in Mississippi. I'll never forget.
And my mom likes to tell the story and say
that she was trying to.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Hold me back. Now she's I want to say she exaggerating,
but she's damn right. Because we was driving to.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
The parking lot to go shopping, and you know how
you pulled through a parking space and the other people
coming might not see you. So she pulled into a space,
but she drove through to go to the other side
because she was cutting through the lane. Yeah, so the
guy didn't see her, My mom didn't see him. They
didn't see each other. I saw both of them, and
so I was like, oh, you gotta stop right here.
So he recognizes that we are coming out, he slams
(15:06):
on his brakes and you can kind of see him
doing one of these. But he drives around, so we're
still looking for a parking space. He goes up to
the front. He stands at the front entrance and waits
for us. Soon as I see him standing up there,
because he's with his wife and he has two small children,
literally small children. That lady got a stroller. One baby's
barely walking and the other instrument.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
So he goes up and he stands there to wait
for us, and my blood is already boiling because I
know about this. I know you think you're gonna say
somebody and you're gonna have to bleep this out. He
said when we got up there, he said, you need
to learn how to drive. And you know all the
lights upstairs went on. Yeah, of course, because I don't
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cuss at my mama.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I don't talk mom. You know what I call that
I like to say?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What did? I usually say that the person in the
driver's seat, which position, That's what I like to say.
Someone else is now driving and that's how that went.
I don't remember everything I said to him, but I
went off and my mom, I do remember her throwing
her arm. You remember you was driving in the seat
as a child and you didn't work no seatbelt and
if your mom.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Slamed on the break, yeah she had to do one
of them. But it wasn't working. It wasn't working.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I was two seconds off his ass. And this was
a white man. He had to be like late thirties
maybe early forties. And the only reason he said something
like that was because we were by ourselves.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
If my daddy was, he would because they always.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Have smoke for women always, because I don't think you're
gonna do nothing or say anything, but you're absolutely wrong. Yeah,
I got right in his face the last last words
where you need to learn how to fucking drive, because
I didn't let him get another word in edgewise. And
by the time I got through, I was I remember
being so hot. I could feel my body temperature increasing
(16:54):
because play with anybody in here but not my mom.
And that's how I feel, too, friends, so I feel too.
It's literally mines.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Went down and the Windy's drive through simple.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Very well, we can do it, we can get it
popping away anywhere anytime.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Okay, better better, I don't care. I'm damn thing.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So we in the line or whatever. And it's not
a long story, very simple. My mother is getting her food.
She's at the drive through, and Wendy's is taking forever. No,
you know that's usual, you know what I'm saying. And
so they keep missing stuff and my mother was kind
of like, you know, we're missing fries and we get
some ketchup, we have nuggas, can we get sauce? Like
these are normal things, but they are so frazzled and
(17:35):
backed up that like she has to keep asking for
these things because what I'm not going to do is
drive off because you can't get it right. So we're
sitting there and the people behind us are beeping and
I mean like laying on the horn. It's not a dude,
it's like man, drelin my whole body laying out the window.
I'm out the window, I'm off mysh who.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
The like I'm drilling because why are you doing that?
At the Windy's drive food, grabbing me by my pants,
trying to get it because I am My body is
out and around the car completely.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm like, you're not gonna rush my mother. You're right,
you're not gonna rush her. This is not a you're
not gonna rush my mother. This is not her problem.
And you think she just ordering more because I can
see from the outside looking like, well, let me get
on of what you see com get fries.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It looked like we just ordering more stuff. But I
don't give.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I don't care if she wanted the whole menu. Bro,
you're gonna wait until they make it and she gets it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Absolutely, girl. I stayed out the window the whole time, cursing.
Then I start ordering. Let me because now I'm hungry. Now, girl,
put the.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Car in park, hold it, put it in apart, because
now think I need to go inside. Girl, I told
you that lady said I need a psychiatrist, and she
might not be grown.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm not gonna say this.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I mean, I think you could benefit from a session
or little anger management.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
But when it comes to my mama, yeah, all best
of Oh my god, I don't have no sense, like
I lose all of it saying I'm so rational A
lot oficle without him up.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
When my mother, where does my sense go? I'm wanting
the job for you. I do whatever its take doing.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Like I'm going to tell him I was fully prepared.
I'm sure you were fully prepared that day to go
to jail. Absolutely, because my thing is this lady ain't
bothering you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And that's how I feel with a situation in a
parking lot, sir, nobody got hit.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, your your daughter didn't get run over. You're fine.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
You're able to walk up in here. Get to my
mama face. Geez, you're gonna get your food.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Get at my.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Mama was like, but you can't do And what I
knew one thing I did have since enough to know
is you can't unless I move right.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So now we not move right. Now, I'm eating a car.
Now I'm eating.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
We're gonna take it. Don't play with me, don't play
with me. I'll make it so you never get up
here to this one, doow. That's how batter you got
to go to KMS. Now you got to figure out
how to get playing around exactly. So girl, Yeah, that
went crazy. My mom was like, you gotta work on
you scared me or she was so frightened.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I felt bad. I was supposed to her because you
need to know, you need to know.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And the situation happened if my dad and not here,
I got up in his starting.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
My dad ain't never been there, So what about that? Okay,
let's talk about We ain't really talking about what needs
to be discussed right right now, because people will try you.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I think, I think they do people like that when
they see it's a woman like you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
You don't have to act like that. But cavil Heart
was not playing. I don't play. So they rearranged what
they're saying quickly. But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't play them games with my family even I
don't even care if you're a family member. I don't
really like like it's one of them things like I
can pick on you, I can joke with you, but
can't nobody else do that? And if you you could
have made my childhood miserable. If somebody tried you, I'm
on their head, you know what I mean. And we'll
discuss it later. Now that don't put me in that
situation no more. But I got your back right now,
(20:55):
and where you not in front? As far as you know,
anybody else can see, sugar. But that stuff like that
is always so Uh, it's so crazy to you don't know.
You don't know how dranged you are until somebody threatens something,
you know, like you don't know what you will in
You don't know, and in that moment I create a snap. Yeah,
I'm sure you felt like you could probably pick that
(21:17):
man's car up. I probably could have, be honest, Now,
nobody to have nobody's eating. I was so determined for
him not to get no food. It was determination was wild.
Like the level of determined.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I was was crazy. Sometimes it takes that. I think
that it takes.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Uh, you know, like I said, you got to set
hard boundaries with people. Now, do we need to cut
people out and get in their face? No, but say time.
But hey, I'm not against it. Thank you me personally,
I'm not against it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Now, let's have a little girl talk because you know,
you never got to get a little mess. So you know,
when we go out for girls nights, it's not this
ain't no issue with us, but the people want to
know who is paying for.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
What when we go out together. Yeah, we don't give
a damn about that.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Really talk about but I don't he was really about
to talk about something because you know, people like to
get on the internet and they like to bright people
like to get on.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The internet to figure out who gonna pay.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, I'm not in that category, and I'm sorry, Like
i's time to think about stuff like that. I think
it matters who I'm with in the nature of the
relationship and me and you what. No, I'm saying just
in general. So when I go out with whoever, Yeah,
because I don't do large party stuff, let's just split
everything evenly. No, because I don't know what all y'all
ate when I'm out with you, it doesn't matter. Sometimes
I'll pay, sometimes you will pay. Sometimes we'll split it.
(22:37):
Sometimes we'll get our own check. Like it's that's not
a thing that comes up. Yes, But for a lot
of people, they're saying, well, if y'all go out to eat,
then y'all should split everything. If you order forty dollars
with a food and I order ten dollars with a food,
why are we splitting the bill? So I have been
in that situation, and I have split the bill just
because I don't feel like doing all that calculations. Like
if we all cool, let's just say meet you and
(22:59):
like another person.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Go on to other person.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, that's why I'm not And if it's like somebody's birthday,
I'm definitely not about to be like, girl, here goruck birthday.
You're not paying you know what I'm saying like this,
So it's like, I guess it's just like you said.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It really depends on the people.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
If I'm being invited out with a bunch of people
I don't know, yeah, and I'm going up to her,
give me my shit, because I'm saying before you even noticed,
like what one hand and closed me.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I closed me out now.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
But when it comes to like when it comes to
like my friends and stuff, I don't be pressed about
the split. I just be like, just split it, like
that's how I feel. But if they are like adamant
about like, no, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I ain't gonna argue.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know, that's actually less money that I have, less
money that I have to pay if you decide to
do it that way.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So it's cool. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'm very specific when it come to my friends. I
don't like doing all that splitting and stuff like that.
That's not my jam. I think it's just I'm not
doing it. Like I don't go to large birthday parties.
I'm not doing all of that because I think that's
too much. If it's three four people, yeah, let's just
split it and keep it going. Yeah, but people will
go out and it'll be twenty five people getting because
(24:05):
why you sit there and order a racka ri seafood tower, girl,
pa six lemon drop flights, explain yourself, please all for
you and talking about less splity grid beat your ass
for I put the tail yours will as I will
take you out back and wear you out because you
(24:27):
never thought you never thought you could eat enough for
a small village in.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Suitand and I was gonna bathe, I gonna hair.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That would get me tight too, Like absolutely, girl, people
just be trying it.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The people that want to spend all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I think that they're the ones that have have created
this this system where they go places and they order
too much and they know that they can get.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Only get on their own. That's what I'm saying. Immersed
by me. I know I eat a lot. Oh god,
I'll be prepared to say so much. Whoa you sure
can't put it away?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
A little lad, little lady is crazy, little miss muf
Oh my god, you sure can't put it away and
away I put it because, oh my goodness, I know
she'd be tired of me because I'm like you hungry.
(25:23):
I'm like she always eat and always hungry. I'm right now, yeah,
I'm hungry. I think about it, he said. In the morning,
he said.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
To eat. I already got a scheduled to go places.
And if he really she's here, I don't play.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Every time I know my girl in town, I'm like, okay,
so this, we're gonna go eat it, and it's good
content she normal food, because well we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Do is eat good.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
We're gonna eat good every time we go somewhere. But
I think that's that's the it has to be. It
has to be reciprocal, and I don't think people be
When people are trying to force folks to split stuff
or force people to take more than their share, I
don't think it's reciprocal because you probably.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Wouldn't do that for me.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You wouldn't let me sit up and eat two hundred
dollars worth of food and then you pay for half
of it, even though you had a sailing in the water.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's why you're out her ordering like, Yes, So I
think that bottom line, if you ain't got no money,
take your bro head.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Because that's what the song says. Agreed, just just go
ahead and take your broke heads home.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So now when it comes to them nail shops, y'all
gonna crucify me because I put a video up yesterday
and they ate my ass. I said, I'm not tipping
at the nail shop. Shop, I'm not look at your
nails and looking I.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Was about to say, well, there is a thank you difference.
I'm not tipping for this. I do be Okay, I
agree with you.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
If you if you're sitting at the nail shop and
getting this done, yes, I would tell this is this
is elaborate, it is very this is custom designs, this
is all types.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Of this is a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, that's why if you don't put two of mandarin
on these nails and let me out this damn. I agree,
y'all don't agree with that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, I just think it depends on, like you said,
what type of nails are you getting. I know, my
nails take a long time. They be really like, it's
very intricate. But if you just getting polished, why do
you have to Why do you have I already pay
one hundred and fifty dollars for my nails and my toes.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, if you wanted one seventy, you should have asked
me for what.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
They say in the comments, they say that you can't
afford to get your nails done, just stay helped. Here's
the gag. I can't afford to get my nails done.
I just don't want to feel forced to tip. Now
I want to see those gnarl fingers. I need to
see the comments because now I want to see those
ny and they're The judgment is based off of well,
(27:42):
you know a lot of times people that work in
salons like that, they don't get the full amount they
they're almost.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
How they know that, like service.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I ain't never seen a black person behind the register.
How they know how they know it's getting all of
day money.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
And that's what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I just feel like, if you already charging me enough,
like girl, I'm not gonna argue with you. You're finna
take this money and swipe my car for what I said.
You're gonna slip before that's it. Why I walk out
of here, your gus and you literally just said if
you were getting designs and everything, you would have a
different perspective. So it's not even that you just feel
like what they're doing is not anything.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It's not enough for me.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And you didn't say that I don't pay y'all missing
it Like she's not saying I'm not paying them at all.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
She's just saying you didn't go the extra mile.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You didn't do anything outside of your job description that
you were supposed.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And anybody could have did. Yeah, I ain't got a
nigga in the back that just started last week. Last week, I.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Got a girl back there with three fingers knock my
head out in two seconds. I'm saying, not elaborate. I
feel that, and I know that I felt so attacked.
Oh friend, I'm gonna get them show me them narrow
fingers they got because I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's how they look. Somebody had to type that like this,
type them calming like what they knuckles show. But it's
okay though.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's okay though, because the nail still got done, and
everybody in the comings could still be mad.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
But I'm still they're not gonna tip. I'm still not
gonna see it.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And then you know, I don't like the guilt trip
of it all because they make it feel like you
have to tip them, Like, yeah, they make you feel
like you gotta tip them, or like asking me whenever
people ask me.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
For a tip.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Now I am going to tip for my nails. That's
a whole nother situation. But whenever people ask me for
a tip, I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I don't like that. Let me do it because yeah,
I hate I hate these how much you want to tip?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Showing me the screen is a girl scared?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, girl, I turn in the tip. Rubber band man
wild as a tailor.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Band got it. That's a tip for I gotta tip.
I got it. I got a tip for you.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I gotta tip. Don't eat eggs out and ride the bus.
That's your tip away from raw oyster. Let God work
it out. Jesus is on the main.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's my tip.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Okay, thou shalt not steal because I'm about to die.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
No, I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Don't ask you for I would tip a server if
I feel like you gave me great service. I'm gonna
tip in general because I'm gonna say I tip anyway.
I don't know that that I do. They're not getting paid. Yeah, exact,
that's why I'm tipping like that. But if you didn't
do great service, oh, I might tip you a dollar. No,
dre Lane, I'm so sorry. That's one thing I cannot
compromise on. If you are a nasty person and you
(30:20):
give me bottom of the barable service served in the tip,
oh no, I can't even My heart won't even left.
I'll take mediocre service and still give you a tip right.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
When you got McDonald's attitude? Here, do people at McDonald's
get tips? Man, this is red licke exactly. Oh no, no,
no, no no, I'm not dealing with no nasty attitude and
tipping you. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Encourage that activity. It's like, what I need you to
know is you got to change that to get more money.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I knew a guy one time when I worked at
a restaurant. He would come in like every Wednesday or something.
He would order the same thing, and he would sit
in the same seat, and he would leave one hundred
dollar bill on the table at the beginning of the meal.
And whoever had that table was gonna get that one
hundred dollars as long as they gave him great service.
If you messed up, he'll take one hundred off the table.
(31:09):
And it was such a mind f I was like,
I never even want to wait on him.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
That is like messing with your psyche Yoh man, I
don't like that because I forgot to ring your desert
my anxiety. Yeah, but I thought that was such an
interesting approach to it, because I feel a way about
people only wanting to give me appropriate service or do
(31:37):
the bare minimum or do a great job if they're
being tipped. Yeah, I shouldn't have to tip you for
you to give me good service and for you to
remember me and be like, oh, she tipped me well
last time.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Let me let me treat her nice. You should treat
everybody you should.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You should, And those oh my god, the people who
do that, girl, they get all my money, the ones
who just treat people, because I don't see it just
for me. I see how you treat people even around me,
Like let's use the nail salon since that's where we're at,
and like you're just sweet.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
To everybody, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Like I'm watching you maybe help your colleague with something,
or you're picking up this or maybe you see that
somebody is working on something so they couldn't get their station,
Like I'm watching how you just navigating through this space authentically,
just being.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yourself like that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Those are the people I want to give extra money
to and tip, like yes.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
And I don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I think people think we think it's a problem. Not
a lot of love to say black people don't tip.
And I'm like, oh, I tip. All the black people
do tip. But if you gonna come up here with
stank attitude because I'm black and you think I'm not
gonna tall, then no, I'm not gonna tall. Let me
tell you who I didn't tip today this morning, lord, because.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's poor uber driving.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Let me tell you who I didn't tip. First of all,
I was nervous. I sent all the information to Gerlan.
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I won't elaborate. I'll let y'all figure out why.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Secondly, why in the world, and hey, correct me if
I'm wrong, Why in the world would you pick a
woman up from the airport and not offer to put
her luggage.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
In the bag? And you a man, you sat right
in the car, popped the trunk, not the trunk.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Disgusting, And I had to get my luggage. And I'm
not saying that this is no limo service. I'm not
saying this is not but the fact that you sat
in the car, popped the trunk and had me really
struggling with this bag to put it in the trunk.
Then when I got out, you did not get out
take it out siding. Those type of people don't get
no tip from me. And I don't care if you're
(33:28):
doing uber. That to me is a part of the service.
That is a part of your tip. And you not
getting my luggage and watching a woman do it, and
you popping the trunk and.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You sitting there with the seat all.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
The way back is why chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling, driving
so fast, I said, then you scaring me.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm trying to get to my location safely.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Hey girl, he dip it, dip it in and out
of tru Girl, the little things on the side, you
could tell he's not serious about it. He's just trying
to make some money. And that's why you won't make
any laundering business.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
You laundering Britage money, exactly. I know a laundering business.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
When I see why I was scared for my life.
I seen everything his face, his car, his license plate
where I was to jerling because I said, I don't
know what's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Girl, we know you was like that. You was not
gonna go within.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was gonna say, you was not gonna go down
without a fight, because we was gonna call Carmeen San Diego, Willie.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Walka, the chocolate factory.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
He's gonna call the FBI, everybody, whoever, Greta Thornberg.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He was gonna call everybody. Girl, I ain't like that,
but those type of people. Don't you have to help
me with my luggage? I mean, that's why I feel
like that's beear man. Woman. You said a man, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know if I'm expecting the same from a woman,
but I am. I was expecting that from a man.
I'm expecting it from an uber driver.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
If you are coming to pick me up from the
airport and I have bags, get out and put my
bags in the car. Why would you be in the
back seat with me? Cause that's how far the seep
with back Why here in the back seat with me
dropping playing Patty I can look at him playing Patty
Cake about.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
One Oh my god, never.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
What you say you was you was shocked in appalled?
Who is you got a way? Thanks be driving by theyself?
I could, I say, my friend got picked up from
my crib by a way more. It pulled up go
(35:22):
the lights started flashing like it's trying to get in,
but when he got in, it immediately locked out the doors.
I said, was terrified. That's what I don't be liking
to do when I go places, and we be trying
to get rental cars everywhere we go if we travel somewhere,
because I don't like being at the mercy of someone else,
(35:44):
especially in another country when I don't speak the language
and I can't even I'm not familiar.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Where I'm going, or none of that. Got to have
a rental car, you got to it. And then I
suggest you do that, like you need a rental car.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Stop getting in the car with strangers, or I don't
care if you don't. That's the issue, y'all, Like we're
gonna be don't don't or you're eleven, sober up before
you get in a car. But I just don't agree
with going to other countries and getting a taxi uber.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I don't care, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Not and then get so up like what that then
all the signs is up, but you can't read them
because you don't know the language, so you can't even.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You can't even back and figure out.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
But you know one thing I am, I'm grateful that
I do know how to read. And you know who
was very instrumental in that, LaVar Burton from the Reading Rainbow.
So Reading Rainbow is back on the air after all
these years. You know, it helps a lot of children
across America learn how to read.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
But LaVar Burton is not on the show.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
The show is gonna be hosted by the internet librarian
name Michel Three's who gained popularity on social media for
his love of books. Now he's also a black man,
so shout out to black man doing great things.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I personally, I don't think I don't think this
is a bad move.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Let LaVar rest because he's done his job, his service
to the community, and he's a He's done more than
just Reading Rainbow, not to mention Star Trek and what's
the Roots, He's done so many different things. I remember
he guest starred on this TV show called Community and
Donald Glover was on and he was super in love
with LeVar Burton.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
And so that was one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And so I love that they're bringing this back and
kids can now see what we saw growing up.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
We had some bomb shops.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I mean we had yeah, And so I'm glad that
this is coming back, and I know it'll be different.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, what's your thing?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm excited about it. I don't see why anybody would
have a problem with any of this. And if we're
talking about reading anything educational, I am one hundred percent
on board. I am so thankful that it is a
black Man, but regardless if it wasn't, I'm just happy
to know that kids are still excited about learning it,
because I think that that is starting to fall by
the wayside a little bit, absolutely, you know what I'm saying,
(37:54):
Like everybody is so into social media and getting all
of their facts from.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
The shad room man talk, and nobody's really.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Interested in just educating themselves and learning knowledge for themselves.
They're always banking on someone else to let them know information.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
So I'm all about it. I have it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I think it's a great step towards the connection. You know,
we lose a lot of things when you grow up.
We're not able to do the things that we used
to do, and so I think it's fun. I think
it's whimsical. I think it's magical. I think it's a
good I think it's a good look. I think that
they should bring back more shows. And I think Lamb
Chops need to come Even though Shared Shared Lewis is dead,
make she rest in peace, I think Lamb Chops need
(38:33):
to come back on. I used to love Allegra's Window.
I used to love mister Rogers's Neighborhood. Like we had
all the shows to help us learn Clifford, the Big
Red Doll and Kirius George. We had all these shows
that taught us how to be kind to others, taught
us how to read, how to be a good citizen,
(38:53):
all these things. And so I'm glad to see that
those they're surfacing a lot more because a lot of
stuff has been kind of like uh instagramified. Yeah, a
lot of the stuff that kids are reading and looking
at nowadays, especially you know, most of them, you just
turn you tube.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
On and that's it.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Give them that iPad and you never have to hear
from him again. And I just don't know how I
feel about the iPad. Kid like it's a lot. You
know how I feel about years, very pery and that's
just another reason eight one hundred and sixty three.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Okay, add to the list. While we ain't half a
none that's oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
My child will definitely be raised by iPad because get
at my face please. But yes, I think LeVar Burdens
show returning is great and I'm sure Michael would be
doing a wonderful job. Yeah, shout out to him. Thank
thank god we learned how to read. Yeah, so I
appreciate that, and I think the kids are going to
enjoy it. You know, I think it'd be good.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Rand Oh yeah, roll out, roll out. Now we're at
the club and stuff. We don't like the club like
that sotally with that being.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Said, Okay, we're gonna go in.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And hates us the way we act on this show.
Y'all got to see his face beinw to tell.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Give me cracking up. He is a master in silent
laughing I've never seen. Oh my goodness. So y'all, we're
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Here on YouTube every Thursday. If you would like to
hear the audio, you can listen to us wherever you
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