Lindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinney

You won’t believe who we have on the podcast today. She’s a Phillies fan and a Gritty stan  🔔 she’s anti-youth culture 🫶and she washed these guys 💇‍♀️that’s right it’s… KELSEY MCKINNEY.

Kelsey McKinney—beloved Normal Gossip queen, Defector co-founder, and Philly’s own sports mascot oracle—joins the pod for a completely deranged round of FMKHFDCGT with Philadelphia sports mascots. From the chaotic genius of Gritty to a suspiciously off-brand cat from Villanova, Kelsey herself ranks, judges, and makes forward-thinking marital commitments to our most beloved and accursed icons. 

AND DON’T MISS LINDY’S SHREW UPDATE…After discovering (potentially) one extremely loyal shrew or (possibly) eight extremely confused ones, Lindy needs our Patreon more than ever to fund her shrew-relocation road trips!!! www.patreon.com/textmebackpod

We need to know your thoughts on Love Island. Clinically depressed fam, have a chat with us!! [phone]

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“This is the first review I’ve ever written. I recommend this podcast!!!!”

BAGUETTEBARB, WHAT AN HONOR!! YOU COULD NOT HAVE BESTOWED IT UPON A MORE GRATEFUL PODCAST 🥰🥰🥰

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Kelsey McKinney on IG
• Listen to our episode of Normal Gossip (and other eps too!!!)
• Pre-Order You Didn’t Hear This From Me by Kelsey McKinney
• Check out Defector Media - and here’s the article Lindy mentioned that got her on board!
• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
• Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
• Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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