Lindy and Meagan Are Robbed at Fang Point

This week, Lindy and Meagan submit a heartfelt notes app apology. We are so sorry to all the snakes and worms and devoted listeners out there. To help mend some of these shattered fences, we bring you not just one…but THREE Snakes of the Week 🐍🐍🐍!!! Thank you to a loyal Husband listener Peter for submitting an iconic snake anecdote! 

And next, we are joined by our Pete Hegseth Correspondent Rafil! The emojis and memes are FLYING between Rafil, Jeffrey Goldberg, Pete Hegseth, Vice President J.D. Vance, Lindy, and Meagan. If YOU want to be a part of our BFF war room group chat, let us know! [phone].

Then we have a pop quiz! And it’s called “Eighth Grade Washington State History Requirement”

• Did Rear Admiral Peter Rainier ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
• Did Peter Puget ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
• Did George Washington ever step foot in Washington State? Y/N
• Did Juan De Fuca ever step foot in Washington State, and while we’re on the topic, is he even a real guy? Y/N

TUNE IN to see if you pass and can graduate eighth grade!!

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• Revisit the first appearance of Dr. Freek Vonk and Freekaconda in Lindy and Meagan have Died of Dysentery
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• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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• Robbed at fang point: python-wielding thieves snatch $400 in CBD oil from Tennessee gas station 
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