Lindy and Meagan are Scoot Scoot Scootin’ on Heaven’s Door

Ayyy no Nazi Pope! We’ll never put ketchup on a hot dog again!

We’re on a new beat today called RELIGION 🙏👼

With America’s personality rankings in the toilet, a non-Nazi Pope was anything but guaranteed, but then we find out that our Chicago Pope has been beefing with JD Vance since the inauguration?? Okay, praise Him!! 

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And guess what…we’re also Tiding today! Lindy heads to Santa Fe for a Planned Parenthood Gala and is emotionally accosted by a weird white man. But twist: she stands up for herself by NOT wishing him a good day back 😤. Would YOU call this driver’s manager??? Let us know by giving us a call or text on the BFF Party Phone [phone].

And on Meagan’s side of Tidings, we have sad news…no habemus Vespa. She’s scootin’ her way to the heavens to hang out with Pope Francis. Rest in Peace, babe. Mormons or Formans (former Mormans obvi) please pull up and tell us about the afterlife, we need it rn [e-mail]

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