Lindy and Meagan are Shlittenfahrting at the Christmas Market

We asked, and you jingle-jangled our dang phone off the hook. Thank you to all our beautiful jingle horses who called and texted in to tell us that you too exist within Lindy’s Mandela mind. But the mystery continues…we, we MUST find the original Wee Sing Christmas. Is it in Lindy’s piano bench? Is it in her OTHER piano bench??? Only one way to find out (looking inside both benches). And special shoutout to Robert aka OUR ANGEL for calling in with a special German rendition of Jingle Bells!!!! We bleeped your location out of respect for you, king! 

And in our Tidings this week, Lindy is back on her rodent beat (new rat just dropped!) and Meagan bears her beautiful Seattle Mariners-related psychosis. Do YOU want to help the Mariners win the World Series FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER? Subscribe to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

And lastly, we bring to you a cherished segment Two Minutes Hate. Fellas…did you know that there is a whole profession out there working to make your awkward shirts look right? It is a craftsperson known as…a “tailor” and it’s all very above board. 

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NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Listen to Part 1 of our Jingle Bells Lost Verse Mystery in Lindy and Meagan Están en La Biblioteca
• Tune into our Pledge Drive Lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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