Lindy and Meagan Are Trapped in the Walk-In Freezer

Y’all…you are sick and we hope you never get well.

This week we wanted to highlight some of our favorite moments from people’s princess and Emmy award winning writer Guy Branum, people’s princess and star of stage and Twitch stream Alice Wetterlund, and people’s menace and certified snack Ronald Young, Jr. Honorable mention and pre-emptive RIP to Meagan’s Emo-Meter 🌡️and a Very Special shoutout to the fine curators of the Phantom of the Opera wiki. 

And you all? You showed UP for us. It seems that we must accept the fact that we are MODERATELY SUCCESSFUL PODCASTERS??? Is this a gift or a curse???

But for realsies, we are humbled before you in a heaping pile of BBLs for BBWs totes. (If you qualified for a tote, we’ll be in touch!) Many of you are new Patreon subscribers, or upgraded to a higher tier than you were previously on! Many of you upgraded to our beloved Freekaconda tier. We learned that there are scads of Canadians in our midst, and murmurations of Meagans. All of you are officially our BFFs and potential spouses. So from the bottom of our hearts THANK YOU for showing us that we’re on the right track here, that we really oughta keep doing the show (sry MHM). You’re OUR ANGELS. 

All of our lives are available on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@textlindyandmeaganback (don’t forget to subscribe so you get our little funny videos AND our After Darks), so go enjoy and if you like-like us and you haven’t already, we’ll drop our wittle patreon link here 👉https://www.patreon.com/textmebackpod

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And speaking of…

Connect with Samantha Irby:

• Sam’s Substack bitches gotta eat!: https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/
• Buy all her books!
• meaty
• we are never meeting in real life
• wow, no thank you
• quietly hostile

Connect with Guy Branum

• Guy Branum on IG: https://www.instagram.com/guybranum/?hl=en
• SEE HIM IN PERSON AT HIS SHOW: "Be Fruitful" SF 10-20, Portland 10-23, Seattle 10-24, Phili 12-17, DC 12-18, Brooklyn 12-19

Connect with Alice Wetterlund:

• Follow her on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alicewetterlund

Connect with Big Ron:

• Big Ron’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/ohitsbigron/?hl=en
• Listen to Ron’s podcast Weight for It

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Tune into our Pledge Drive Lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps peop