Lindy and Meagan Hit Their Faces with Tiny Hammers

We have so many new delights to share with you. First off, we’re GORGEOUS?? Lindy washes her bangs and Meagan is absolutely slathered in rouge. Tune into our socials to see the evidence of this glow-up/looks-maxxing, and let us know if it’s worth all the effort @textmebackpod on IG.  And we also share a BFF endorsement/reunion story that means everything to us!! This is your invitation to send every episode of Text Me Back to your bestie.

Plus, there are some major updates to our Whatcha Watchin’. Lindy is on a new beat called Baldur’s Gate 3, and her reporting doesn’t even make Meagan reach for her dissociation goggles! We stan Toadus with (or without) any shape of peen ✨. Meanwhile, Meagan brings on the sultry magic of icon Luther Vandross. We are GOING TO GINO’S for dinner.

Did YOU give us the famous butter bell or hand-crafted mugs? We want to hear from you (again)! You’re too good to us!!! Write to us at [e-mail] or call the BFF Party Phone [phone] to tell us who the heck you are, you perfect angels! And if YOU want to get Lindy and Meagan on a Greyhound from New York to LA, here’s how: if we get 50 new Patreon subscribers this week, we’ll friggin do it! www.patreon.com/textmebackpod.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Listen to all about Lindy’s famous radio personality grandpa in The Killer Comes for Lindy’s Grandpa
• Learn about Meagan’s pickle journey starting here in Lindy and Meagan are even better BBWs in 2025
• I Can Fix Her Segment: Butter Bell edition in Lindy and Meagan Have the Normal Number of Organs
• Meet RFK’s brain worm, Janine, in Lindy and Meagan Agree: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Is NOT a Girls' Girl!
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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MSPERSIMMON YOU ARE A CLEAR AND CONCISE QUEEN AND WE THANK YOU FOR THAT. 

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Baldur’s Gate 3
• Luther Vandross: Never Too Much documentary trailer
• Luther absolutely wrecking Whitney Houston, Stevie Wonder, and Dionne Warwick in their rendition of That’s What Friends Are For
• Check out our ongoing Text Me Biki!
• Check out the Text Me Back Venmo!!!
• Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
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