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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
He will show you a twenty twenty five. So remember
if you are in Cleveland. I'm here today, Tomorrow and
Sunday at Cleveland Improv. Then on Monday the eighth, I
will be at City Winery along with Don Lemon, and
then the tenth Chicago City Winery in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Then Chicago the tenth.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I will be there for two shows at the City
with Don Lemon, and then on the twelfth through the fourteenth,
I'll be in Charlotte of the Comedy Zone.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
So you can check me out if you're taking a notion.
You know, I feel pretty good though.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You and Don Lemon been hanging out quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we you know, it's like now, yeah,
he's he's you know, we hadn't always liked each other,
and I have you to thank for that action. You're
welcome because me and I never liked him. Remember that
time you said, so he was choking. I said, if
one thing that gay do the gout is a good
gag brieflea, which is really.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
But but we his mom that got you guys together.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah yeah, but I like him a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I think he's fighting, but I also think there's nothing
that makes you more amenable than getting fired from a
high profile job.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I don't know like he became, but he came in.
He did well.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Now he always was when he just no he I
mean he.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Would get drunk on well, that's what I mean. I
will say this what I feel good about. The reason
I feel good nothing is a anchor on the weight
on white supremacy like Pete Hesmith.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
He is.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
He He is.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Single handedly dismantling the notion that white dudes are superior.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
He is literally, there's no other way to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He is a c I have crackheads in my family
that never have messed up at BA.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Did you read the text messages?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Everybody did? Everybody?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I'm convinced.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But what do you think would happen if you if
you hired a drunk podcaster an alcoholic podcaster? For well,
let's see, anybody can run the most powerful arm force
in the world. Like, Like, what did you think would
happen if you picked you know, a dude who never
had any kind of medical experience as they charge of
health and human services? What do you think would happen
(02:16):
if you put h cash for tail in charge?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So, it's it's such a great thing because it's happening
so spectacularly that you couldn't have planned it. Like, I
think it's so funny that we're talking about they're talking
about coming offs from that benefit and the current vice
president was on welfare and the former black vice president wasn't.
That's so hilarious to me, is he does that make
him a welfare kings to us?
Speaker 8 (02:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We got happy birthday Lauren London, that birthday the Kerry Hilton,
Happy birthday the mischiell A. Happy birthday to Frankie muon
As he's a he's an ass, he's an ass, he's
a trumper, anybody that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Happy birthday to Paula Padden.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Happy birthday to Josh Smith, Happy birthday the gym Plucking,
Happy birtha Art Monk, Happy birth to the Margaret Show.
Very funny girl. We have a posthumously, of course, happy
birth to the little Richard. I told you one time
me and Kyle my Kyle were at it was and kids,
he's back porchs remember years ago, remember that in l A.
It was a big it was.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
And and he was not good by the way. Well
it did real good.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He uh he he he he he hit on me
in front of my son. I was like, man, I
was like, come on, man, do it over there. I
don't remember, but I remember being very like, hey, little
little Richard, if you don't move your heads on It
was hilarious and happy birthday, of course, the Walt Disney.
(03:44):
He didn't like anybody. He didn't Happy birth to that.
Martin van Buren. Of course, it was the Possumus. We've
got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
uh jas was gonna tell us what's training them. Have
a little note from the g D section, It is
the D Show.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Jazz Man B D.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Wong.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Did you see what he put on social media?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
He did, and it probably shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
So it all basically started this guy Mike Holston, who
goes by the name of the Real Tarzan on social
media and he's known for inter you know, kind of
interacting with all of these exotic animals. And he posted
a picture on threads of him and an animal that
looked like a wombat, I guess, and he said, you know,
ask his followers what type of animal do you think
this is? And b he wants it appears to be
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a black man. Well, he deleted that pretty quickly, could
see a lot of backlash, and then he said, well,
you know, I guess it said wrong answers only, and
I guess it is I must have.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I see why people could get it, so I had
to delete it real quick. It was a dumb idea. Yeah,
it's probably not smart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, I think it was the question begged for that
kind of answer. I think that if he were a
guy that told the kind of jokes, nobody would saying
anything about it. I resent that people get so worked up.
It's clear that it was a joke. I didn't understand.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well, I think it's clear to you because you're a comedian.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Well, he's not to all of these people who put
like the comments in social media and didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Think so they wanted a reason to be man.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I just don't think if you asked the question and
it's like he was basically asking for the most outlander.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Answer, Yeah about the wombat, not him.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, no, he's about the picture and he happened to
be in it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, I think he was asking what kind of animal
do you think this is?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well to me, I didn't think it was all like
to me. I think like I think white people should
be able to wear black face.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think, of course, the minute they do, their credit
scords go down, their blood pressures should go up, and
then you get to ask by the police right then.
But I'm never I'm not offended by things like I
think that those things are just they kind of just
go nowhere. I don't understand why people.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Get Well, if you don't understand that, you probably won't
understand this either. Because black folks are mad again at
and T people are mad at that because apparently they
wrote a letter to Trump saying that they were going
to get rid of diversity, equity, and inclusion. And of
course this is after this, uh, I guess the FCC
agreement that they were able to make back in November,
(06:16):
like a billion dollar deal which required I guess approval
from the FCC.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Here's the thing, it's not even that old. I mean,
I think major companies got into it after George Floyd's.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Your frat brother Van Crump got involved and said, hey,
of course, what are we going to do?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, people got to realize they ain't the only one around.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I don't know how diverse they were they were anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I don't know, Like.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know how much diversity they can. You can
something you never fully started. I could see Target because
Target had products, and Target was really leaning into into stuff.
But I don't know what AT and T was doing
to make to give the kind of nod.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
To diversity, equity inclusion. What do they do?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
They get back to discount was the reprations that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
They get.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I just looked up their board of directors and their executives.
There was only one black guy, okay, and he's really
in between.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So what did they do? How did they stop something
they never started? Well, I think it makes it different
when you say it out loud, nih because all they
did let us keep.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Guessing whether or not there are black executives on your
board or a black executives period. But when you say
it out loud like okay, not only do we not
have it, we're not even going to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Actually, the question actually when you look at most people
hadn't started their equitiversity equity pro including programs when they
stopped him like the Target had.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Well, I also think it became a really big thing
after George Floyd. What happened was really after that that
people started trying to make a big deal about it,
and then they quietly did away with it. They just
didn't say anything. And I think when this whole Trump
thing came around.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But anyway, I just don't like that a government that
that that administration is trying to make them listen. You
can't tell me you're against diversity equity and you believe
in the mayor system and you have the worst cabinet
ever ascended ever a symbol like it's like the worst
cab is So none of them, None of them were
(08:11):
hired for their proficiency, None of them were hired for
the expertise. They were all hired because they're white and loyal.
And even cash Mateilla wants to be white along. When
I heard that dude say he want to go Valhalla,
are you sitting on lit the any dude in Valhalla?
You got your mind? If any dude gets in Valhalla,
he's there to fix the computer.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
And the only thing.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Thors hammers not working?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Can we get the do She's jazz, it's the jazzy
report on the d L.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
The New York Times has sued Defense Secretary Pete hex
everybody over the Pentagon's new policy that requires media outlets
to pledge not to gather information unless defense officials formally
authorize its release. The Time said of the Pentagon policy
represents an attempt to force reporters to rely solely upon
officials for news involving the military, and would unlawfully permit
(09:11):
their punishment for failing to do so. Now you know,
the Times and NPR are the only organizations that chose
to give up their press off.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Let me tell you something. This is so North Korea.
It really is.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I honestly think they would be getting away with everything.
Nothing is going well.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't think people would care that he was nodding
off at meetings if if everything was going well. You
can't have a horrible Secretary of Defense. You can't have
a horrible Homeland UH Homeland Security and a horrible Homeland
Human Services. You can't have a horrible FI direction and
be sleepy all of them. You can do you can't.
You can't do all that because we used to old
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people not in off, but but we don't have We
haven't had a gd preport this year because in the
last few months, first time in history of the drivers,
we don't have a jazz. We don't have an inflation report.
Now if things were going as well as he said
they were. And then he keeps talking about allow affordability
to a hoax. Yeah to you, to you as a hoax.
(10:10):
And I don't think anybody would be But they could
blow up people on boats. They wouldn't care about anything
if the economy was going well.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Not at all.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
They wouln't carry all healthcare system out of control.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Have you know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's the same people that thought it was okay to
kneel on the black dude's neck for nine minutes. Stick
is okay to blow up two brown dudes hanging on
the rubble.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
And they keep talking about all the guns that were
on the boat. Well, yeah, they were had a lot
of them.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
He was a thread like Jack was a threat when
the Titanic went down.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
The same thing.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
So stupid anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Nearly forty four percent of truck driving schools in the
US may be forced to close after review by the
FTC that they may not be in compliance with government requirements.
The Department says it plans to revoke the certification of
about three thousand schools unless they comply with the training
within thirty days. Yeah, it's gonna get some black folks,
you know that, right, truck drivers a lot of them telling.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, a lot, yep, a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
There you go, all right, coming up by if you
we had some great calls this weekend. If you miss him,
do not worries. What it happened was Fridays, this today,
so Monday. What had happened was a doctor tested her
roommate and best friend's boyfriend for an SCD, but didn't
tell her friend dirty. She didn't tell her friend dirty.
So well that's the hippo violations too. That yeah, I
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mean she was a doctor. She can't so he's the
out of clip.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I need to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
Why is it tell me you wanta had claminia and
I saw that you was a doctor with testing him.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Did you have this conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I didn't have a conversation.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I have to take the work right here. You had
to take a look at it. So typically, he was supposed.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
To tell you.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Now you were supposed to tell me as my roommate
and friends.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I don't know that I'm your roommate and i'm your friend.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
My license typical, it doesn't matter about your license.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You're about to lose your friendship of twenty years a
pole for a license to figure.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
And told you that you can't send me to her,
and I.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Tell you everything.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
We're supposed to tell each other everything something that.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
She's a job, my job, my health is on a friend.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Was the doctor wrong for not telling her best friend
about her boyfriend, that's the question we asked.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
You said, I feel like the doctor friend did the
right thing because she is born to the hypocratic oath
and she is not to preach the patient doctor relationship.
And the friend has to realize, like what kind of
job does the friend have? The roommate, like, if it
was your job on the line, would you have said anything?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
And he get into some guy.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
It's not your husband.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Some us been dating and you should figure out that
he got something with You probably have something too, So
you know she did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You got to take your job well.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I think the doctor was one hundred percent of right
in her principal and the law. She's a doctor, there's
a project act between the patient and the doctor. You
cannot reveal personal information about the patient. That's the law.
She's not allowed to. Her friendship is her friendship. But
it was not her responsibility to tell her girlfriend that
her boyfriend got touched with STV or he had anything.
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It's his response.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I have to say that the doctor was absolutely correct.
She is not throwing away of friendship. She's trying her
friend is trying to make her throw away her profession.
And it is her boyfriend's responsibility to tell her that
he has chamitthea, not the doctor. Come on, friend of
the doctor, come on, get it right, says leading on
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your boyfriend, not your friend.
Speaker 11 (13:24):
Hey, I agree with the doctor. Man, I agree with
her a thousand of cents. So you want me to
put my job on the line, my career on the line,
over your cheating boyfriend. So you want me to potential,
Like she said, it's a fellow of crime as a
violation of hippook that she come to tell you about
her patient. She can get in trouble, she can lose
her job, she can lose a license, she's out of work,
orways your cheating boyfriend. So I agree with the doctor
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because at the end of the day, you're gonna find
out suonerlated anyway, So whether she tell you or not,
you're gonna find out. So if he has it on
some disease and you here, you'll find out simulator. So,
but I agree with the doctor. I would have told
you anything. I would have not risked my career in
my life. Oh well, your tea boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Her friend ain't supposed to be on penis patrol. She
works at her job. Her job is you know you
you can't tell everybody it's business. So her friend needs
to make sure that she monitor your your boyfriend's coming
and going because it ain't your friends peus mes, so girlfriend,
you stay on penis patrol.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Amen Yad thinks she's rightful not to tell her. She
don't want to lose a dog. At effect, the same
thing happened to me. My girlfriend didn't. My girlfriend didn't
know because her friend tested me because I gave her
the same thing. God thinks she's rightful not to tell her.
He says, you won't lose a license.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Her friend didn't tell her, and she's not supposed to
as a friend. You shouldn't even ask and put her
down because did y'all get into an argument.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Our span or whatever you will blood out, I call
your job.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
And say so and so and so you told me
so and so and.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
So he can go down and found papers.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
And now she said right by not telling us you
stay out if you do your job, you leave your
work and at and when you come out, you come out.
That's how you do that.