December 15, 2025 • 6 mins
D.L. delivers a hysterical bootleg Thanksgiving breakdown complete with government cheese, corner store turkey, and Newport smoked ham before reviewing Wicked: For Good starring Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. Then Jasmine opens her diary with a brutally honest confession about being involved with a stripper who never grew up, sparking conversations about standards, growth, and knowing when to walk away. This hour blends comedy, culture, and uncomfortable truths in only the way D.L. Hughley can
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the day or you will show you a
twenty twenty five editions if you're gonna be in Charlotte,
North Carolina, will be there this Friday, today to to
night to tomorrow and one Sunday. So come check me
out if you take a notion. I hope everybody has
a wonderful holiday. I mean I'm not really actually in
the spirit, and I'm not gonna Christmas shop till like
the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
But I've already Christmas shopped. Yeah, I mean, well I
wait around. I started back in November. Yeah, it's probably
the best that you use it. Yeah, you know, and
I want to.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Say it wasn't a stock when you would have got it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Any who, moving on, Yeah, you know, just figure why not?
Let me get this out the way. I was most
excited about shopping for my uncle Kenny, because he's still
so much like a kid. So just buying him all
of these things that I know he's gonna love.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're gonna surprise him. Don't don't be too surprising. Oh yeah, don't,
don't don't do don't don't don't real you don't want that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Real, I'm trying to convince my uncle Kenny Jews. I
don't mind how he goes a good will almost every
other day. That's his daily outing. After he walks a
couple of blocks, but he's always bringing stuff back. I'm like,
we don't need this.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
At the point of it, yeah, take it back. Then
a man gave away coming up the side. We got
my day by the week pleasant, it's Friday. You're not
hitting happy at the club, So I'm gonna bring the
party straight to you with the huge house party. And
of course we have a libo the streaming had Warrior
(01:29):
on the Deal Hughtley Show. Now it's time for the
Bootleg movie review with the libo the Bootleg Warrior.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Imre sellmi oo, I may say, I'm me. I mean,
I'm oh den my home blodu. What's that in libo? Detation?
Giving is over in everyone. It's out shopping on the
very full stomach. I'm sitting house. You don't deal my
(01:57):
home blow. I did something very defiant this year for
the thanks in Giving. You know I am the hacking
bulet water. So I did a hacking butleg thanks in
Giving dinner. Instead of the butterball turkey, I used my
very famous butter Barler turkey. It is a skinny nine
(02:18):
pounds hen from the corner store that has the inspected
buyer number four on an inkstack. It has a neck
tattoo with a tidser. The neck bone is still attached
because that's where the meat is. Uh oh, I had
no honey, a baked ham. I baked it in kettle,
seuped and smoked it with two new ports, mintile of
(02:42):
ports and sil The cranberry sauce was not the cranberry.
It was strawberry jello. And I made mac and government cheese.
The sweet potato pie, I used a little Debbie snack cake.
The oatmeal cream PIEKI mashed it up with sweet potatoes
and a pump of cinnamon toothpaste for flavor. Or that's
(03:06):
how you eat good and the hood. I'm serious. Today's
movie has nothing to do with the thanks and giving,
but it is filled with stuffing. The movie is Wicked
for Good starting Cynthy at the Rivel and Ariana de Glande.
This is the sequel to the twenty and Your twenty
(03:27):
four film. This time around, the movie is about Inphabat,
the future Wicked, the Witch of the West, and her
relationship with Glinda, the Good Witch of the North. This
is the second of a two part in feature film
adaptation of the Broadway musical Now You Know, Dear Maham brother.
(03:47):
I usually don't like the sequels. The problem with movie
sequels is that they are like exes. They keep coming
back even though they know the first time was more
than now. They spend two hundred million dollars us to
remind you, the first one only cost twenty million. In
a dream, I'm sitious, but this one just might be
(04:08):
better than the first one. There's a lot of singing,
but the action in the especially in effects, are speactacular.
It is the perfect movie for the family this weekend.
I give it four handbags and my one and only
butter baller turkey. Once again, it is a nine pound
(04:28):
hin injected with so much I can't believe it's not butther.
It will make the bird so plump. The corving knight
will need a safe word. It will look like a
strippers but on only fans. I'm simire your hacking wife
with the stream hacking movie in your hamy felami and
(04:52):
stay safe and healthy, haney honey, harm.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, we're gonna be nosy as hell. We're gonna
take a peek in the Jasmin's Diary. That's the D. L.
Hugley Show.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
All the ladies in the place.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
How much DL Hughley can you handle? Then find out
with The d. L.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hughley Show app free on iTunes and Google Play.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now it's time for peak in the Jasmin's Diary.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We have it one holiday.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Okay, I, dear diary, have you ever been in love
with a stripper? This no judgment because full disclosure, I
may not have been in love, but I was deeply involved.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It was years ago, years ago, but I was.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He was fine as he could be, and he's still fine,
and now he's going back.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
The problem is he's still stripping now. That was twenty
so many years ago. Okay, now you're thirty pounds.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Hell, you're supposed to be at least thirty years older,
and you're not.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why are you still stripping now? I'm not trying to
tell him what to do with his life.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You could do with it whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
You will, but what you won't be is a boyfriend,
a ficea a husband or anything else like that. But then,
enough crackers away. They should be on the shelf by now. Okay,
you should have evolved the way that I have. I
don't do the things that I used to, not.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
All of them anyway, and so I feel a little judgmental.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
What I don't want to be, and I don't know
how to tell him.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, I do because I already told him, don't circle
this wagon, circle somebody else's because I'm not with that anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I've grown on to bigger and better things. Well, I
don't want abut bigger things, but definitely be better.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Some people get so upset with me they never ever
miss an opportunity to let me know how they really feel.
On my segment call is the Dlhugi Show.
It is the day or you will show you a
twenty twenty five editions if you're gonna be in Charlotte,
North Carolina, will be there this Friday, today to to
night to tomorrow and one Sunday. So come check me
out if you take a notion. I hope everybody has
a wonderful holiday. I mean I'm not really actually in
the spirit, and I'm not gonna Christmas shop till like
the twentieth.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
But I've already Christmas shopped. Yeah, I mean, well I
wait around. I started back in November. Yeah, it's probably
the best that you use it. Yeah, you know, and
I want to.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Say it wasn't a stock when you would have got it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Any who, moving on, Yeah, you know, just figure why not?
Let me get this out the way. I was most
excited about shopping for my uncle Kenny, because he's still
so much like a kid. So just buying him all
of these things that I know he's gonna love.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're gonna surprise him. Don't don't be too surprising. Oh yeah, don't,
don't don't do don't don't don't real you don't want that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Real, I'm trying to convince my uncle Kenny Jews. I
don't mind how he goes a good will almost every
other day. That's his daily outing. After he walks a
couple of blocks, but he's always bringing stuff back. I'm like,
we don't need this.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
At the point of it, yeah, take it back. Then
a man gave away coming up the side. We got
my day by the week pleasant, it's Friday. You're not
hitting happy at the club, So I'm gonna bring the
party straight to you with the huge house party. And
of course we have a libo the streaming had Warrior
(01:29):
on the Deal Hughtley Show. Now it's time for the
Bootleg movie review with the libo the Bootleg Warrior.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Imre sellmi oo, I may say, I'm me. I mean,
I'm oh den my home blodu. What's that in libo? Detation?
Giving is over in everyone. It's out shopping on the
very full stomach. I'm sitting house. You don't deal my
(01:57):
home blow. I did something very defiant this year for
the thanks in Giving. You know I am the hacking
bulet water. So I did a hacking butleg thanks in
Giving dinner. Instead of the butterball turkey, I used my
very famous butter Barler turkey. It is a skinny nine
(02:18):
pounds hen from the corner store that has the inspected
buyer number four on an inkstack. It has a neck
tattoo with a tidser. The neck bone is still attached
because that's where the meat is. Uh oh, I had
no honey, a baked ham. I baked it in kettle,
seuped and smoked it with two new ports, mintile of
(02:42):
ports and sil The cranberry sauce was not the cranberry.
It was strawberry jello. And I made mac and government cheese.
The sweet potato pie, I used a little Debbie snack cake.
The oatmeal cream PIEKI mashed it up with sweet potatoes
and a pump of cinnamon toothpaste for flavor. Or that's
(03:06):
how you eat good and the hood. I'm serious. Today's
movie has nothing to do with the thanks and giving,
but it is filled with stuffing. The movie is Wicked
for Good starting Cynthy at the Rivel and Ariana de Glande.
This is the sequel to the twenty and Your twenty
(03:27):
four film. This time around, the movie is about Inphabat,
the future Wicked, the Witch of the West, and her
relationship with Glinda, the Good Witch of the North. This
is the second of a two part in feature film
adaptation of the Broadway musical Now You Know, Dear Maham brother.
(03:47):
I usually don't like the sequels. The problem with movie
sequels is that they are like exes. They keep coming
back even though they know the first time was more
than now. They spend two hundred million dollars us to
remind you, the first one only cost twenty million. In
a dream, I'm sitious, but this one just might be
(04:08):
better than the first one. There's a lot of singing,
but the action in the especially in effects, are speactacular.
It is the perfect movie for the family this weekend.
I give it four handbags and my one and only
butter baller turkey. Once again, it is a nine pound
(04:28):
hin injected with so much I can't believe it's not butther.
It will make the bird so plump. The corving knight
will need a safe word. It will look like a
strippers but on only fans. I'm simire your hacking wife
with the stream hacking movie in your hamy felami and
(04:52):
stay safe and healthy, haney honey, harm.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, we're gonna be nosy as hell. We're gonna
take a peek in the Jasmin's Diary. That's the D. L.
Hugley Show.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
All the ladies in the place.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
How much DL Hughley can you handle? Then find out
with The d. L.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hughley Show app free on iTunes and Google Play.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Now it's time for peak in the Jasmin's Diary.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
We have it one holiday.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Okay, I, dear diary, have you ever been in love
with a stripper? This no judgment because full disclosure, I
may not have been in love, but I was deeply involved.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It was years ago, years ago, but I was.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He was fine as he could be, and he's still fine,
and now he's going back.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
The problem is he's still stripping now. That was twenty
so many years ago. Okay, now you're thirty pounds.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Hell, you're supposed to be at least thirty years older,
and you're not.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why are you still stripping now? I'm not trying to
tell him what to do with his life.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You could do with it whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
You will, but what you won't be is a boyfriend,
a ficea a husband or anything else like that. But then,
enough crackers away. They should be on the shelf by now. Okay,
you should have evolved the way that I have. I
don't do the things that I used to, not.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
All of them anyway, and so I feel a little judgmental.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
What I don't want to be, and I don't know
how to tell him.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, I do because I already told him, don't circle
this wagon, circle somebody else's because I'm not with that anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I've grown on to bigger and better things. Well, I
don't want abut bigger things, but definitely be better.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Some people get so upset with me they never ever
miss an opportunity to let me know how they really feel.
On my segment call is the Dlhugi Show.
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