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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You can show your twenty twenty five edition if you're
in if you are in Cleveland tonight, I got to
tonight to tomorrow and one Sunday, and then of course
on the eighth I will be in Philadelphia at City Winery.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Along with Don Lemon for our Deal and DL series.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
And then the tenth I will be in Chicago at
the City winerary two shows there, Chance seven and ten thirty,
and then of course twelfth through the fourteenth, I'll be
at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I will say that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's interesting watching people contort themselves in these peculiar ways
to make things make sense. So you can't tell me
that you're concerned about drugs and then release a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Like you can't tell me that you can't just change
the narrative, which is what they do.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You can't tell me you're concerned about terrorism, but then
sit with the Saudi prince who beheaded somebody yep, and
then a dude who was on the al Qaeda list
for ten years doing your first administration. So you can't
tell me that. You can't tell me that you want
to rechange regimes. You can tell me that, and you
can't tell me that we're fighting knock on terrorism because
that's that's like, that's that's an idea that you can't attack.
(01:09):
Your argument for letting the dude who dealt four hundred
tons of cocaine in America, your excuse was that it
was the Biden administration and that you can't arrest at
president for what his You know what happens in this country,
but you're blowing a country up for what's happening in
this country.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You care about kids with then cut off snapman?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right. You want the women to have the babies, but
you don't want to feed them. Right?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And do you remember how upset many veterans were that
the Saudi Prince would be sitting.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
In the in the in the old office.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Do you remember how it set they were that the
man was on a terrorists list ten years ago now
on Memorial Day were sitting in his office. The only
reason that there will be any level of accountability is
because the sheer incompetent.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You can't. You can't have a.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Secretary of State that that that releases sensitive military installation.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
On a cricket. You can, and then he blows.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
People up, can't you can't have both of those things
happened before you out of your first you know, you
ain't even had it a year yet.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, which is why I think what's going on in
the country in terms of even though Tennessee didn't turn
out the way we thought, right, it was just it
was the fact that it was a question mark there
even he thought so, which is why you know, Uh,
he sent what's the guy's name, Mike, Mike Johnson and
Tennessee to Franklin. You know, then he kept tweeting about it.
Did you see him sitting up there with his wife?
I did, what is what's what?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
All these what? This one?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I understand, Well, you're grown. If you if you like dudes,
like dudes, please but don't. And if you're going to
have a wife, pretend like y'all like each other.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
They don't like Tim.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Scott wanted to be present so bad. He pretends to
like chicks. It was crazy. Did he ever get married, No,
he got engaged. He made a big deal about it,
but then it was nothing. No, And Lindy Graham, come on, no,
come on, It's like, first off, it's all these closet.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He feels so much better if you just let it go. Yeah,
stop who you are? Stop it? And we still You know,
these are all distractions for Epstein Gate. Yeah, all of that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Every time I are watching news, these are all virtually distractions.
I wonder how many black and brown people are going
to die because this dude hung out with a pedophile.
Seventy of America's registered sex officers of middle aged white dudes. Yes, Now,
black people, we say them kids, but white people do it.
I'm like, wow, come on, now, when did kids stop?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
I think that's a good place to jump on.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Now it's time for the Bootleg movie review with the libo,
the Bootleg Warrior.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I Salamani, I me, I'm me. Oh dude, Baha Brod said,
you know what might be crazy any thanks and giving away.
It's the Blackie Friday. You know, the first time I
(04:08):
heard of this day, the Black Friday, I thought it
was the day the country honors us for being black,
and because they know we don't have a lot of money,
they put everything on sale just for us. Oh, it
is like Black History Month. But one day I'm Syril.
Now I realize this sale is for everyone, not just
(04:28):
for the black people. But I must tell you be
careful my friends. I hear on Black and Friday there
a lot of gold bastards, which I assume means ice because.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
They have been busting down doors. I'm Syril.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Today's movie has nothing to do with the ice, but
you will be held captive by the plot.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
The movie is The Running Man, starring Glindi Powell.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Originally I thought this movie was about one of my
relatives who sets bootleg handbags, but after seeing the first scene,
I realized I was wrong because the guy was white,
and also he is not my cousin.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm Sirios. In this movie, a man.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Joins a game show which the contestants are allowed to
flee anywhere in the world, and they are pursued by
hunters hired to kill them. Now, this is the remake
of the nineteen and your eighty seven film with all
of this What's a Negro?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
So basically this.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Movie is a knockoff of a bootleg of another movie.
So when you get this movie from me, you're getting
a three times removed knockoff movie.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'm Siria.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yes, there is a lot of action, shooting and hiding,
much like my Weekend.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I'm Sirius.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
And because we are in the twenty and twenty five.
The special in effects are much better than nineteen and
you're eighty seven. But the question is is this version
better than.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
The original version?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Our bootlegs better than the original, or the just kind
of always know she lost her African from her African American,
she's just American.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I get this movie for her.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
And if you add this film while you are man's
plaining what man's plaining means to a man's plainer, I
will see.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
You a pair of air libos. So when your friends.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Ask you how did you get away from ice, you
can say it must be the shoes. This is a libo,
Your hacking warrior with the streame. Hacking movie review, Homnay Selamiani,
Stay safe and healthy, Harmony, Harmony, am.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Now it's time to take a peek and all right.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
The sky for wow and quite a bit of time.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Now.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
What's interesting is he still has products from his ex
girlfriend around the house and sometimes I don't know how
to feel about it. Part of me feels as if
maybe it's because as a guy, I'm paying that much attention.
The eh part of me is like, why would you
not get rid of any evidence of an ex if
(07:21):
you know I'm coming over. Here's the gag is it's
very nice sex, very very nice, unused facial products, sweaters
with the tags still on the not a lot, maybe
like two both cash me. We'll guess one. Mama got
some Christmas gaz early. I took him and didn't even
(07:41):
tell her the way I looked at it. Bit, I
come over here. Now she's nowhere to be found. I'll
talk to me about what's hurst. We's hers is now mine? Sorry,
everything else going in the trash?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Or is that how things go?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I don't know about you, but I'm walking around in
a nice, brand new gadget of sweater and my face
is glowing. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Uh